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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
/heem/ sleepy
>>67734521
cornholio's wife is pretty hot though.
the main events decision was beyond horrible, but the worst judging of the night prize goes to Steve French
Lads my next door neighbour is making noise at this hour. What should I do?
what did he mean by this?
Cyborg is using the MUH FEMINISM defense to avoid cutting weight.
>I won’t abandon you or my weight division! Not all of us weigh 115 or 135 pounds. Some of us are bigger and some even smaller…but we all deserve a stage to showcase our talents.
>We deserve the same opportunities as The men! They have 8 divisions in the @UFC while we only have 2 weight classes for the girls to compete in- I will fight for all of us and we will make them give the women the same opportunities the men are being given!
http://www.mmaweekly.com/cris-cyborg-declares-shes-going-to-fight-the-ufc-for-womens-rights
>>67734629
maybe you should have injected less male hormones into your body, you'd be easily fighting at womyn weight then
>>67734629
women's heavyweight when?
>>67734691
now
>>67734696
i think shes hawt as fuck how dare you
>>67734696
>>67734704
nicely done
I NEED ROSE GIFS/WEBMS RIGHT FUCKING NOW B4 I HEEM ONE OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS
what's your favorite mma quote lads?
mines, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Ronda Rousey
>>67734736
>kravmaga.webm
>>67734762
>>67734762
>>67734762
Are you talking about Om Nom Namajunas?
>>67734826
is this an "elite" athlete?
Lads, the days since Chris announced he wouldn't be fighting June 4 for the Middleweight Championship of the World have been dark. I'll admit my mind has taken me to some dark places and driven me to do some pretty disgraceful things. I'll be the man and say I considered abandoning the team. Just writing it hurts, but I have to acknowledge it happened. I considered backing down and leaving the team. It makes me sick to even say it or think it, but it's true.
But I'm back. I listened to Tom Petty on repeat for 4 hours today and I finally realized that joining the team isn't something that you just post about on the forums. I learnt that joining the team means you join the team in life. You live your life in the way that the Chris would live his. Integrity, honesty, courage, faith and belief are all characteristics of a team member. I realize I couldn't have left the team, even if I wanted to. I couldn't have left because you can't leave once you join the team. Once you join the team, you never back down. You learn that you must stand your ground and not back down, ever.
Join the team. Save your life. Save someone else's life. Refuse to back down.
Believe. In. The. Team.
>>67734762
>>67734762
Got you covered, famalam
>>67734910
>this KO's the barry
>>67734860
Pretty good bodyweight exercise with plyometrics.
And also, very safe for an athlete.
>>67734883
Beautifully said, my friend. These are hard times for us, but we'll see the light again in the end.
>>67734883
Stay strong. God bless.
>>67734936
damn joanna is top tier unconventional qt in this
>ywn have a polish gf to make you makowiec for fight nights
anyone have the midget getting BTFO?
>>67735166
watching you guys find these chicks attractive is like seeing stockholm syndrome up close and personal
>>67735207
>>67735237
Joanna and Rose a cute. CUTE
>>67735237
hey i said "unconventional" and "in this." she normally isn't that attractive to me.
>>67735253
what would vladimir down the block say if he heard you talking like that irl?
>>67735240
ufc 189
manhoef loss the worst decision in mma/lellator history?
>>67735237
finding them attractive and thinking they're 10/10s are entirely different things. I've dated a bunch of objective 10/10s in the normal world but dumped them after I realized they were only 8/10 once you included their personalities.
Claudia
>>67735281
would marry rose. no joke.
>>67735288
dat qt coat tie
>>67735264
He'd respectfully agree
>>67735303
i would marry either her or pat, they seem like fun people.
>>67735326
pat does seem cool
>>67735279
not the worst, but it was a bad fight and a bad decision, he could have been more decisive, and lost the decision. it was a phil davis class decision loss, it was no hendricks/lawler/gsp circle jerk
>>67735331
he seems like he'd get extremely annoying within half an hour.
>>67735303
where can i find qt fight gf? i cant even find a girl that will sit through a ufc ppv
>>67735342
I thought it was a lot like Grey Maynard/Clay Guida if they gave the fight to Clay Guida
Manhoef pissed me off even moreso than Carvalho because he wasn't countering and he was backing up a lot, sure he landed a few more strikes a round but they weren't Manhoef strikes, they were Carvalho strikes. But a guy pawing at the air and poking a guy in the eyes and hitting him in the balls and then landing a jab against the air isn't enough to win rounds imo.
what did he mean by this?
TJ will get his belt back!
#killashaw
>>67735358
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/3556/Gray-Maynard-vs-Clay-Guida
btw i scored the clay guida vs grey maynard fight for guida and the manhoef vs. carvalho fight for manhoef.
Why even work out when you will never look like this?
>>67735331
> I find hyperactive morons "cool".
Why?
>>67735405
SIKK CANTS
>>67735372
>i'm going to run out of money 3 years after i retire
>>67735372
>edition
>>67735400
>you will never be a shitskin
>>67735414
>implying he won't be able to come back and heem a Jap in Rizin for a few million every now and then
>>67735453
>implying doing that will equal his spendings dee requires dees tings
>>67735372
>ywn be Conor McGregor
why even try bros
>>67735482
I'll never even be rich like any first world country poster here. can't keep living with that type of motto in life.
>>67735240
Wait, what the fuck is this?
>>67735496
bellator had a 4' 11" bantamweight last night
>>67735536
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
>4'11" (149.86 CM)
Is he legally a midget?
Little guy got balls tbqh.
let's get back to the rose namajunas talk already
>>67735537
>>Is he legally a midget?
looks like it
>>67735538
(You)
125 is no longer the midget divsion - it's confirmed as the sub-midget division
>2016
>still hating the manlet division
>>67735564
i have actually wondered why a rizin or lellator type org hasn't run a 85 lb men's divisons for midget as a freak show thing.
since there is no way to force a superheavyweight with only gilled fighters, no fatties allowed
>>67734950
Yes, yes, she looks like she could do 5 more, or even 6. And at that speed, it's no wonder she's almost dead.
>>67735553
more rose
>>67735537
do you not know what dwarfism is?
>>67735663
>>67735342
hendriks/gsp was right on the money
watch the fight again, with no sound
>>67735355
that's probably not a bad thing.
maybe you just need a guy friend.
>>67735652
midgets are fucking heavy, they have a good center and are a lot more difficult than you'd imagine when it comes to kicking them out of a bar physically.
the 280 lb 6lb guy usually will be like "okay i'm wrong fuck no one likes me anyways"
but the midget he's going to fight it and there's no good way to remove a midget from your premisis, he'll just sneak his way into another table and get them on his side because he's a midget and no one's going to side with you even if he just raped your mom. It's the same reason why you see 10 guys fight over one woman when only 0 of them have met her before and she's probably sitting in the corner getting an uber and tweeting about toxic masculinity while being right ironically for the first time in her life.
>>67735702
oh yeah this is from my bar security experience
>>67735697
whats up with that chimp expression
>>67735482
you could learn from Bangladeshbro:
>>67735492
>>67735537
>Is he legally a midget?
are you legally a dumbass?
>>67735736
to beat the chimp, you must first become the chimp.
>>67735697
>>67735663
>>67735553
she looks like an awkward derpy preteen boy. the hair helped but that body is straight up prepubescent boy
>>67735492
why not just punch fellow midgets and try out for SFL?
>>67735537
>http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Tyler-Freeland-22529
He legitimately beat up to an UD a 6'2 guy from Team Quest.
>>67735647
aren't you like 5'6"?
>>67735930
5'4''
>>67735664
>>67735753
>dwarfism is sometimes defined as an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches (58 in; 147 cm).
Dude is 2 cm from it....
>>67735701
hendricks wins the first round with sound, without sound, underwater, in space, and in every other scenario
How would Rafael Carvalho do against Rockhold? I think he dominates him in the stand up desu.
>>67735969
would you like to train at TAM
>>67736002
like how he dominated manhoef
>>67736008
I'll admit, I laughed.
>>67736022
serious offer, they need bodies
>>67736013
exactly, Manhoef is a world class boxer and if Carvalho can beat him in the stand up easily I don't see him having trouble against Rockhold either.
>>67736034
>Manhoef is a world class boxer
>>67736046
i meant kickboxer
>>67736061
he isn't that either really. especially now that he's 40.
>>67736079
shut up, stop trying to take away from Carvalho's victory. he came in with a great gameplan and executed it perfectly, I honestly can't see anyone in the UFC that can beat him
>>67736096
I could heem him, he's slow and predictable.
I think I'm finally unbanned lads, can I get some /you/'s?
>>67736096
>I'm pretending bros
@67736121
no
>>67736121
here (you) go
what did you think of bellator last night?
>>67734883
Keep the faith. Other athletes have had the same problem and surgery and come back very successfully.
MMA BTFO, boxing confirmed as the superior sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77gjnjXZQ10
>>67736121
I'm generous
Amazing fight from ACB yesterday.
Tokov (trains with Fedor) vs Aguev (trains with Taisumov)
>>67736176
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxYgZL4jwI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxYgZL4jwI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxYgZL4jwI&feature=youtu.be
What are the odds on Rockhold vs Beespink? It's this literally "Free Money: The Fight" or what?
>>67736195
*is
Godamn it
>>67736195
>that flag
>free money
answer is yes tho.
>>67735453
>for a few million every now and then
lol
>a few million
you are REALLY over-estimating how much money these guys make
>>67736195
>>>67736195
If Britbling wins we'll have to look at him very differently.
>>67736250
You don't already look at him as the GOAT natty UFC fighter?
>>67736260
that's sage northcutt
I got Rockhold and Faber.
>>67736279
With time, but young sage is only 2-1 in the UFC. He needs at least one more fight to achieve undisputed natty goat status.
>>67736411
How do I achieve 'Look at my abs Haha' mode guys
>>67736411
How do I achieve Matt Serra mode
>>67736435
be short
eat about 5 whole pizzas a day
wrestle with men in your free time
>>67736416
>30 bananas a day
>30 hours in the gym a day
>????
>sage mode
>>67736465
>this post
>image.jpg
>>67736467
but where do I get muh protein from bro
>>67736506
that's part of the ?????
>>67734883
Great post. He'll be back as good as ever.
>>67736514
is that vegan protein???
>>67736435
Pasta and calf workouts, I think
>>67736506
Bananas have protein.
>>67736558
Genova tier calves
>>67736558
how do I get calves like these
>inb4 their genetic
>>67736514
remember that time he tapped from half guard
>he was only 19
what are some GOAT tier highlight vids?
Punished Manhoef
A Hero Robbed of his Championship
>>67736592
go back to puberty and work your calves hard af, it kind of is genetics desu
>>67736592
how close am I to achieving this mode?
>>67736660
1. He had to take the fight on short notice
2. He had to move up a weightclass
3. It was his third fight in less than 4 months
4. He had a very severe case of strep throat
5. He was just 19
6. Has been confirmed as legit choke by Rener
7. He wasn't even training full time for that fight
8. He wasn't even in a real camp for this fight
9. The fight took place past his bedtime so he was sleepy
10. Stfu before I heem you, kid
>>67736716
do you even lift bruh
>>67736716
not even close
>>67736725
>tapped by a literal who from a literal what submission
>>67736768
we just assume you're a proxy fag, m8
>>67736758
Barberena is legit though
You could argue Sage was a fluke based on that alone, but wrecking Alves proves he's a good fighter who probably deserves more credit than he's getting
He's quickly becoming my boy
>>67736758
>literal who
>literal what
We get it, you're ignant.
>>67736777
I'm major against that.
>>67736758
reminder that barbarina is taking over in 2016
>>67736782
well now we know, but that's no excuse for super meme northcutt
>>67736781
I admit I'm a barberena fanboy after his last fight
>>67736794
I already explained what the actual reason ps were here
>>67736725
>>67734521
Big John looks angrier than usual in this pic
>>67736725
Not to mention his roiding dad stopped him from training at Tristar.
>>67737026
Plus the air pressure in the arena was 2½ pascal units below par, that's really unforgivable and it was no wonder he couldn't preform
>>67737111
I also heard Tony Ferguson called him mean names in the dressing room.
which referee has the best catchphrase?
>>67736231
>t-trust me guys, my dad owns a record company
>>67737167
"I'm in charge here"- Marc Goddard
>>67737173
this desu, no further responses needed
>>67737167
"close his fucking hand" -big john
just watced bellator and i feel like that's two hours i'm never getting back
can't blame them for that main event tho. who could predict that
>>67736758
He had strep throat, bro
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you train in a Gi 3x a week?
>>67737222
>definition of "literal what" submission
>>67737229
I ate all my gis in order to get bigg
>>67737229
>current year
>not tying an electric charge to the doorknob
>marbles on hallway floor
>paint buckets etc
>>67737222
"I'm going unconscious sir, haha"
>tfw you will never be a big black guy in japan
Carvalho vs. Manhoef is the worst fight I have ever seen, it's also the worst decision I have ever seen. I do not understand why these judges are not locked up, because they are clearly not normal functioning human beings.
>>67737369
Entirely agreed
Good lord that was awful
Usually with split decision you can at least have the different sides arguing about something like Condit-Lawler or TJ-Cruz but this wasn't even close
Legit makes me wonder if it was fixed somehow
>>67737336
https://youtu.be/VlS6INflYis
>>67737369
spoken like a true Zuffa shill. It was a very tactical fight, much better than the brawls the UFC fans like to cal fights of the year. The decision is was fine too, Carvalho came in with a great gameplan and executed it to perfection.
>>67736781
Bam bam is prime boy material, won me two big bets against Sage and Alves
>>67737421
>very tactical fight
>>67737421
>the decision was fine too
>great gameplan executed to perfection
This is australia-tier bait
You sure some of your ancestors didn't cross over back in the day?
>>67737369
Any Jared Rosholt decision victory was way worse than that fight.
Do you think Werdum's mistake was that he lost control of his meme magic? Would you agree, yes?
>those silly workout videos
>the happy face masks
>"HEYYY"
>walking out to a Senna tune
I think that was what cost him the fight.
>>67737485
>>67737485
>>67737485
Well, I laughed.
>>67737485
>>67737483
he fought like he always fights, has nothing to do with his memes or mentality
>>67737485
>>67737485
![M-Night-Shyamalan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oyfqGuB.jpg "M-Night-Shyamalan[1].jpg")
>>67737485
WHAT A TWIST
>>67737485
>>67736465
YOU JUST KNOW
>tfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>67737709
wrong pic m8
>>67737336
>>67737418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM5CGj8V6Ko
>>67737709
He might have some troubles against Wonderboy
>>67737485
>>67737721
what's your point la? fighters never win rematches?
>>67737734
you forgot to remove your trip
>>67737529
>>6
>>67737541
>>67737565
>>67737569
>>67737615
>>67737616
>>67737629
>>67737653
>>67737734
These are all the same person.
Major league sadcase.
>>67737759
oh, i think i know what you need
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463732324878.webm
>>67737752
Because some fighters won their rematches it means Conor will?
My point is, he can't outbox Nate, he's a blue belt on the ground, he simply can't win against him.
>>67737336
I claim Alistair for the white race.
Blacks can work out a deal with Koreans for Henderson.
Got into my first fight yesterday. Two weird things happened.
1) I enjoyed getting punched on the ground for some reason.
2) I was fine for the first 10 minutes (except my voice was really shaky and it sounded like I was going to cry). And then 10 minutes later I did start crying. I don't get what the fuck happened. It's not like it even hurt that much...
>>67737823
At least you didn't deny it.
So tell me shitposter, what do you get out of acting like a fucking retardall day every day?
>>67737850
>My point is, he can't outbox Nate, he's a blue belt on the ground, he simply can't win against him.
Oh, so you're retarded then?
>puts a boxing clinic on nate for 90% of the fight
>dominates nate in the one ground exchange prior to the panic wrestling
>nate gets tagged and stunned a dozen times
>his face looked worse than it ever has before
Face it bud, Conor just needs to pace himself in the rematch and it's an easy victory.
>>67737875
Apparently they get your undivided attention.
>>67737899
That's just the thing though. These shitposters and their ilk think of attention and replies as some sort of power. What does it do? Nothing.
Long have I wanted a straight answer out of these folks. Never do you get one.
>>67737919
You can't reason with unreasonable people. They just want attention. Don't give enable them.
>>67737899
>undivided
thats a stretch
>>67737938
Nah you're looking at this all wrong. See, if you tell a shitposter to fuck off he's accomplished his task, but if you just calmly explain why's he's wrong he feels silly and goes away real quick.
They thrive on conflict, not attention.
>>67737894
Nate got stunned maybe 3 times
>>67737968
I understand what you're, trying, but you are very much approaching it based on your own world view. These people aren't functional human beings. They are dead inside. 4chan is their only escape. Any feeling/reaction they can get from another gives them the validation as a human being they lack in their day to day lives.
>>67737982
at least 10 different times conor lands a huge shot and nate is visibly affected
Who /VENATOR/ here?
Rousimar Palhares vs. Emil Weber Meek
Luke Barnatt vs. Stefan Croitoru
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou vs. Matt Hamill
Igot Araujo vs. Marvin Vettori
Karl Amoussou vs Giovanni Melillo
Jack Hermansson vs. Ireneusz Cholewa
Cody McKenzie vs. Valeriu Mircea
Che Mills vs. Terry Montgomery
Mayhem Miller vs. Mattia Schiavolin
Just under 2 bongs away.
>>67737485
>>67738057
fucking HYPED
Who /Thominhas/ here?
>>67738057
>Paul Harris
>the only man to defeat Jon Jones
>rising prospect sokoudjou
>natty goat Cody Mackenzie
>some goofy looking Brit
>Mayhem@lhw
Hyped as fuck tbqphwyf
>>67738057
i think its 2 bongs until the prelims which arent shown but way more until the main card
>>67737336
What were you doing on /r9k/?
>>67738129
They have it shown like this on their website so if it just prelims I'd assume they will be streamed somewhere still.
Are fighters allowed to wear those supports on their ankles or not? Werdum was wearing it in the last fight but Cruz mentioned they aren't allowed to do anything like that.
Can someone repost the Ngannou/Rose blacked OC?
>>67738168
http://www.mmatv.co.uk/
live and free
>>67738057
Mayhem is the first fight?
>>67738055
Well affected is a bit of a general term - I can agree that Conor landed quite a few big punches which Nate wasn't too happy to receive, but most left him wincing rather than looking rocked. When it comes to ones that really gave Nate pause, I counted three on last viewing. Two of them while Nate was trying to come in.
>>67738212
Probably not, Venator hasn't announced his official slot on the card because he was just confirmed fighting a few hour ago. He was supposed to be in the mainevent so my guess is he will be comain or third fight down.
https://youtu.be/o43W9Xg0ANU
>>67738378
>>67738362
I really hope we get to see him and Dana interact at some point.
>>67738362
oh come on
>>67738378
>all of you MMA media pussies should just shut the fuck up already and quit your bitching.
>Suck my dick,
>Frank Meranda
based
>>67738378
my word
>>67738432
is that Mcgregor at welterweight?
>>67738492
It's Brock Lesnar with Conor's head shopped on. idiot.
>>67738432
that was actually written by cagepotato as parody
the madman screencapped it and reposted it
>>67738535
he was just pretending
>>67738343
Is that Anik?
>>67738378
M
ABSOLUTE
D
M
A
N
>>67738535
>>67738634
I love your dank memery dutchbro, just want you to know
>>67738580
Literally the first thing said in the video
>>67738647
No problem my man, here's a mcgreg- i mean lesnar when he was in college
>>67738057
>mayhem at lhw
what are the chances that hes jacked and not fat
>>67738758
He looked in pretty good shape at the weigh-ins, not really fat at all
>>67738797
>>67738797
>>67738647
>tfw im actually the dutchposter who always pretends
>tfw another dutch guy adopted it without even knowing
I love this hivemind
Train in a grass-fed, fair-trade gi 3x a week MINIMUM
So if I'm getting this straight, Mayhem missed weight by 24 pounds, stayed up all night to make weight, weighed in at 207 this morning and is now on weight. And the fight is this afternoon. How can this possibly be good for him?
>>67738915
You have it wrong, Mario
He missed weight for his fight at 185 by weighing in at 209, they offered him a new opponent at LHW if he could get below 207, which he then did the next day
>>67738915
>>67738938
Is it even physically possible to lose that much weight in that short time?
>>67738938
Ok, that makes more sense.
Why 207 though? 2lb leeway?
your thoughts about Joe Rogan's new show?
>>67738954
yes, chop a leg off
>>67738971
It was 206.9 so technicaly 205 which is ok
>""""""""""fighters"""""""""" from the uk
>>67738683
wish i had nordic genes desu senpai
>>67735240
That's just humiliating
>>67739149
another mcgregor bites the dust
Fresh Bethe hot off the presses. Pay your hespec.
