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today:
>dfb pokal cup final
bayern - dortmund (20:00 cest)
gooooooooooooooooood morning
>>67734435
>>67734438
H-hello /bundes/ friends
morgen
DORTMUND DORTMUND DORTMUND
GO GO GO
>>67734438
Morning :-)
>>67734463
Hello United States of America
>>67734435
>DER KLASSIKER matchday
>picking the absolute worst bundes pic
kys
>>67734493
Morning
>>67734659
it's the best /bundes/ pic actually
>>67734659
I think you confused your Borrussias. Dortmund is playing today, not Gladbach.
good morning guys, i do love(like) most of you guys.
>guys
Bayern Munich Pty Ltd.
>>67734973
Good morning
>>67734996
there are no women in /bundes/
What's the most obscure thread you frequent on this website?
>>67735164
/bundes/
This is my football folder
>>67735164
I like to go into /nrl/ and make sure no on topic discussion occurs
>>67735203
>watching games that are not live
>>67735203
Tobias Escher pls
How much money do I put on Dortmund
>>67735294
0.00000000000000000 moni
>>67734659
Don't dis ellyse you meany
morning
>>67735212
I like it
>>67735235
What does the thread give you
>>67735408
Morning
>>67735432
its the oldest thread on 4chan and about to hit its post limit
>>67735447
The oldest thread is from 2012 or something
>>67735475
okay
>>67735408
Good morning.
>>67735164
>>>/n/901563
>>67735549
I can't relate to that bread
>>67735549
thats a good thread
Morning
>>67735575
You know it.
Train stations have something magical about them even if they're dirty most of the time.
I don't know how to describe it.
The Moscow ones are the best.
how many own goals will hummels score today?
morning lads
just took a big poo in da loo.
>>67735611
Some
>>67735618
great stuff mate, one step at a time.
>>67735611
His performance will put the Russ in Borussia if you catch my drift
>>67735577
Good morning Anon
>>67735618
Morning
slept very well
>>67735790
Okay
>>67735662
yes
>>67735812
what about you?
reading a german book right now
Planting seeds right now
>>67735934
>planting seeds in late mai
arent you a bit late?
he's talking about planting seeds in your gf
>>67735959
Basically just trying out stuff and because I have the ressources. Came up with the idea to plant blueberry seeds this morning when I prepared breakfast with blueberries so I placed eight seeds into soil.
Also had another go at lemon seeds
>>67736157
do you have a big area to plant stuff in?
i would definitely describe your gf as a big area
>tfw Bundes today
It's a shame that it is buyernwinslol
Ginger is coming
The cricket has begun.
>>67736384
it hasn't
>>67736400
Yes it has. A wicket just fell aswell.
>>67736405
the real cricket starts in a minute tho
>>67736291
nice
i have been growing ginger too. curcuma asw
>>67736415
I was talking about cricket m8, not hit and giggle.
I probably would watch the IPL during lunch breaks but it isn't on TV here sadly.
test
cricket
is
shit
cricket
>>67736418
Cool. Are you cooking with curcuma?
Turns out one of the lemon seeds started sprouting when I dug around in the soil to place three new ones. Put it to the surface now
>>67736291
>>67736460
>>67736470
>>67736473
>>67736478
>>67736483
NO FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Bayern v Dortmund
Daniel
I wonder where Denmark is on the map
>>67736516
north of germany
>>67736521
Okay
nice chatroom
thanks
fuck you all fuck fuck fuck
>>67736485
yes.
laurus
parsley
rosemary
thymus
all on my balcony. I have mint and aloe vera in my bedroom and just aloe vera in my living room. I also have coriander and basilic directly in my kitchen. Basically I cook with all of them except aloe vera and mint
>Donis Avdijaj kehrt nach anderthalb Jahren Leihe bei Sturm Graz im Sommer zurück zum FC Schalke 04. Ob das Offensivtalent mit Vertrag bis 2019 dauerhaft bei den „Knappen“ bleibt, ist jedoch noch völlig offen. Aufmerksamkeit erregte Avdijaj vor allem durch die Meldung, dass er in seinem Schalke-Vertrag eine Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 48 Millionen Euro besitzt.
______________________________________________________
>Bereits 2017 endet der Vertrag von BVB-Eigengewächs Götze in München. Auf die Frage, ob er bei den Bayern schon wegen Götze angefragt habe, sagte Watzke: „Nein. Mario ist meines Wissens nach auch nicht auf dem Markt. Erst, wenn es ein solches Signal geben würde, würden wir uns auch darüber Gedanken machen, ob sein Transfer für uns sportlich sinnvoll ist.“
>Zuletzt riet Joachim Löw Götze, der das Finale verletzungsbedingt verpassen wird, indirekt zu einem Wechsel. Rummenigge dazu: „Ich habe mal einige Jahre in Italien gelebt und dort gelernt: Man stellt keine Spieler auf den Markt. Aber Bundestrainer Jogi Löw hat ja schon den Berater-Part übernommen und ihm zu einem Wechsel geraten...“
The following posters need to fuck off:
- France
- morning/night posters
- cricket cucks
- people who pretend bundes is a cooking forum
Did I forget something?
>>67736644
Do you already prune those tomato plants?
>>67734659
do you prefer Holly?
>>67736644
that looks like my personal hell t be h
>>67736654
just took some of the lowest branches off
>>67736652
report and move on.
>>67736652
no u
>reporting fellow /bundes/ posters
wew
>>67736681
As if mods enter this shithole, they just autosage the whole thread.
what does wew even mean
>>67736711
Expression of being astounded, stunned
>>67736697
It's not that I want /bundes/ to be some super straight on topic thread. I post a lot of offtopic stuff myself but it's getting out of hand lately.
>>67736709
yeah I know but it's worth a try.
>>67736711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPtQFI4qeoE
>>67736644
nice crackhouse there
>>67736711
it means different things in different contexts
What can you tell me about Xhaka? What kind of player is he?
>>67736742
he's a football player
Very few people know that wew is actually a /bundes/ meme.
Someone posted about a strange, unusual sound exiting his mouth that astounded him: "wew". It sounded like "wew", he said.
>>67736754
>he
it was emily
>>67736742
deeplying playmaker/DM. Good passing skills but he needs to improve his positioning/decision making. Tends to make stupid fouls.
His skillset and playing style reminds me of Xabi Alonso
>>67734659
Know your stuff, Mohammad.
That is literally the best OP on any thread on this shithole of a board.
>>67736668
I prefer Cheatle
>>67736652
All the foreigners need to fuck off.
>>67736824
how short is who I assume to be clarke
>>67736824
she looks like a fat retard
Good morning
>>67736516
What map
>>67736757
that one weird looking plant
yes you probably should but whats the most important thing is that you get those little things that grow between the branches (pic related)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nYyvYNvdq0
papa xhaka manlet like taulant
>tfw forced to watch most of the stage on Eurosport
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>>67736897
Okay thanks
>>67736885
World map
Currenly at a first aid course.
Pls r8.
>>67736845
Morning
>>67736950
Hmm
>>67736953
German out of ten
>>67736933
Watching drugbike on german eurosport is the comfiest shit ever. Karsten Migels and Jean-Claude Leclercq ftw!
>>67736953
will you be able to resuscitate my pathetic life after you pass?
>>67736997
>swolemark
>>67736953
where are the cuties?
>>67736953
>staying inside during raucherpause
opfer alter
>>67736953
For your driving license? How old are you?
>>67737011
Went all outsise because its sunny. Stayed inside to browse the latest footy news.
>>67736933
Eurosport is good.
>13:26
>clock says 12:05
>>67737032
What city or town are you in? I would like to explore it on Google Earth.
>>67737037
It's fine for just having random stuff on in the background, but all the ad breaks are awful when you watch something you care about. They also have extremely bad commentators on the Danish version.
The only decent one is Bjarne Goldbæk for Bundesliga games but he's only the co-commentator.
>>67737066
just watch a stream
Bairstow's keeping in this match has showed vast improvement from the SA tour in terms of balance and footwork. He has been making the ctaches to his right look fairly simple, whereas in SA he never quite looked in posiion. Maybe a few tips from Boucher or whoever and some hard work paying off.
>>67737089
stop complaining then
>>67736989
forgot pic. How can you not love the accumulated expertise of these three men?
>>67737066
ad breaks are absolutely no problem in cycling
>>67737098
No
>>67737129
Ad breaks are always a problem. All sports should be on free to air channels without ad breaks. The EU should put an end to expensive rights deals and give the money to our brave soldiers, nurses and teachers instead.
>Im Falle eines Pokalsieges werden die beiden Finalisten FC Bayern und Borussia Dortmund am Samstagabend auf Bierduschen verzichten. In der Diskussion um ein mögliches Verbot des Jubelrituals beim DFB-Pokalfinale in Berlin hat Bayerns Partner-Brauerei Paulaner auf SPORT BILD-Nachfrage eine klare Antwort gegeben: „Der DFB wünscht nicht, dass Bierduschen stattfinden. Wir bedauern das sehr, folgen aber in Abstimmung mit unserem Partner FC Bayern München dieser DFB-Vorgabe und haben für heute Abend keine Weißbierduschen vorbereitet!“, erklärte Sposoring-Leiter Marcus Müller.
>>67737267
>Im Falle eines Pokalsieges
???
>>67737267
Fucking hell.
Where did it all go wrong?
>>67737267
WTF? This is real? I just read it on Spiegel online. This can´t be serious....
WTF.
>>67737267
Thats dumb as shit.
>>67737298
Kill yourself, newfag.
>>67737296
When internet was introduced to humanity
>Spiegel online
>reading any german news at all
>not exclusively reading The Verge
lol
>>67737355
>>67737333
>>67737318
Oh my god. Is this soft-/pol/?
WTF is wrong with you guys?
>>67737326
wrong. it actually was when social media was introduced
I want /bintpol/ scum to leave
you now remember your first day on 4chan, laughing at rage-comics on /b/
hm thought the cup final was at 4 pm today
>>67737407
womens cup final
>>67737424
not gonna watch that
I honestly think it's a good step to take. Alcohol really has no place in professional sport, and you risk glorifying it to impressionable kids and youth when you use it to celebrate.
>>67737428
i dont think anyone will
>>67737437
this is true
the only reason is drink beer is social pressure
it is expected of germans to enjoy beer
Goodbye, I'm off to work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixy7uxMjbDs
You now remember the women's final was held a few hours before the men's finale in the same stadium.
>>67737437
agreed, out with the depressants and in with the happy drugs
>>67737458
Bye
>>67737437
Crocodile tears when tricking kids into buying €80 shirts and €300 shoes is a big part of football's buisness model.
>>67737513
influencing kids to spend money on useless material is less worse than influencing them to drink alcohol
>>67737437
alcohol has had a place in culture, society and yes sports for hundred of years. but now with this political correct no fun allowed shit going on soon we will all drink kale smoothies while watching football games where there are no winners so nobodys feelings get hurt. fuck this shit
Oh and betting commercials should also be illegal and betting should go back to being solely run by state monopolies.
>>67737555
>women incharge of ideas
>>67737407
you from the french or german side?
>>67737584
>he thinks there are only two ethnicities in Switzerland
dumb wog
>>67737594
did i offend the 2 italian families that live there?
>>67737550
>alcohol has had a place in culture, society and yes sports for hundred of years.
not obviously for good reasons though
>>67737613
Doesn't matter. There are very few good excuses for a nanny state. if people want to gamble, let them gamble. If people want to drink alcohol, let them drink alcohol. Aslong as there are no 3rd party victims, it does not matter.
>>67737613
are all not good reasons bad
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
can anything stop the Dahoud Rode Tielemans midfield?
>>67737555
>being this mad because tipico humiliated you on German national television
>>67737996
Yes
>>67738030
She still looks like a young Julie Skyhigh
>>67737454
depending on what you drink, it also tastes good.
also, good day my "friends".
time for a beer
Which goalkeeper other than Manuel Neuer would do this? Amazing timing and interference
>>67738637
Just had lunch
>>67738653
wouldnt have looked so cool if neymar didnt fuck up and controlled the ball first time
>>67738687
pretty hard to take it with the rebound
>>67738687
Literally no player expects a goalkeeper to rush towards you in that situation. He did that touch on purpose to win even more ground on the already behind Bayern defenders. But I agree. If Neymar keeps the ball close to his foot in that situation, Manuel looks stupid
>>67734435
LETS GET HYPED
also no liga is as based as Regionalliga Bayern on their last matchday
50 goals in 9 games
also i hope the 2nd relegation games are getting nastier than the 1st ones, i had hope in the game yesterday after that guy got kicked in the head in 9th minute, but it got boring pretty fast
Prediction for today:
bayern 1 - 2 dortmund
goal for dortmund in minute 33
goal for bayern in minute 87
every goes "duselbayern"
goal for dortmund in minute 113
>mfw I have to choose between PSG - OM and Bayern - Dortmund
>>67739263
Coupe de France starts one bong later than the DFB-Pokal final
Watching Finland - Russia atm
Threw some darts
>Ende der Heldengeschichte: FC Bayern hatte schon 1935 einen "Arierparagrafen"
>http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/bayern-muenchen-forschungen-korrigieren-rolle-des-fc-waehrend-der-ns-zeit-a-1093336.html
>Aba aba mia san de guadn!!!
Disgusting how brainwashed Bayern sheeple pretend Dortmund is the Nazi club.
>>67740255
What does this have to do with Dortmund?
>>67740255
>1938 verschwand der Arierparagraf aus der Bayern-Satzung.
i am absolutely certain that the ellyse image makes the mod autosage it every time so please stop pandering to /cric/
>>67740409
mods prefer holly
>>67739263
>only lost 2 games vs. finished 13th in a 1 team league
>hard choice
>>67740408
Once they were Jew-free...
>>67740409
doesn't really matter what the op pic is desu
>>67740255
>Disgusting how brainwashed Bayern sheeple pretend Dortmund is the Nazi club.
Rightfully so!
Did you know that
Dortmund is probably THE club to dislike at the moment. I think everyone agrees that Dortmund is going to get relegated this season. Do not bring out your pitchforks already.
First off, one of their ex-players was just sentenced to 6 years in prison after trying to bring down the Egyptian central bank.
Let's face the facts. Tuchel is a winning team joiner. Any coach can win the title with that Dortmund squad. Even Pep.
Dortmund is the nazi capital of Germany, BVB's biggest ultra fanbase "Desperados" are 99% Nazi.
They are the definition of "small club" mentality. Always understating their success.
>Watzke: "Going out in the groupstages this year wouldn't be that bad."
Dortmund is not nearly as good as people like to pretend. They didn't win a single trophy last season - hardly the sign of a top club. Having lost their best player to Bayern, they are even weaker this season.
Their now best player wants to leave because he foresees the decay of the club but Dortmund won't let him. There is nothing worse than having an unhappy player in your ranks let alone a player who publicly announces that he won't play with full effort if the club doesn't let him go.
Furthermore Dortmund has two Turks who will be happy to backstab them at the first opportunity if there is any benefit involved for them.
Some more points to consider:
>shit coach
>constantly backstabbing their fans by selling players to Bayern, then buying them for a higher price again (80mil for Götze? wtf!!)
>shit fanbase
>worst defense in the whole country
>pretend they're holding on to their "philosophy" whereas in fact they just stick to the same playstyle for 5 years while everyone else is adjusting
Keep in mind that this is only MY opinion, and is not in any way meant to offend you.
>>67740445
bruv it's Le Classique !!!!
2-0 for bayren : /
coppa italia final tonight as well
>>67740255
desu dortmund would need it.
https://youtu.be/PCIAPyCDFS4
are german channels able to do things like this for a simple football game or is it too much of a bother?
>>67740991
do what? make a commercial? stream matches online?
My body when dfb cup final tonight
>>67741028
make a quality commercial which convey emotions, and made really nicely. they could make a movie off this commercial and it would be as good as cloud atlas
>>67741226
i dunno. i don't watch commercials
What have you eaten today so far?
>>67741407
käsestulle, yogurt, an apple and some apricots
>>67741456
You must feel powerless all the time
>>67741545
why?
>>67741407
Fishfrikadelle, smoked mackerel, gravad laks. All on rye.
>>67741570
Because the food you listed gives you energy for short periods of time. Your body can't grow a proper muscle structure with them. Injury risk is high, no energy
>>67741646
don't need a lot of energy to funpost in /bundes/
>>67740991
I enjoyed that.
>>67741571
Needs more fish
>>67741407
salmon with broccoli and cauliflower
>>67741646
wew
>>67741676
I don't believe you
Goodnight
>>67741889
Goodnight
And where is brazil?
>>67741904
south america
>>67741700
i ate a lot this morning and a little bit late (around 9h30 which is enough to keep me filled until dinner) : 2 croissants, coffee and a toast with strawberry marmelade on it
and at lunch I ate some slice of pic related (it has espelette hot pepper in it). and crème brûlée for dessert
>>>/wsg/1079520
This left me in stitches. The comments are very good too
>>67742068
Yuck
england win by 88 runs and an innings
>>67741889
Night
>>67742086
Okay cool
English DFB Cup about to start
i won't watch it
>>67737454
>the only reason is drink beer is social pressure
bullshit
>>67743334
uhm, no???
>>67740255
>obsession
>>67737437
There is a reason why Austria drinks beer and has low alcoholism.
>t. Islam
>>67741407
Grilled fish with sweet potatos broccoli and grilled bell pepper, twice
>>67737454
With vodka etc I totally agree. With beet and wine I respectfully disagree. Wine and beer are older than most religions and civilisations.
>>67743412
did you also start smoking in school because of muh gruppenzwang?
>>67743545
not that gal, but i was actually the first in my group of friends to start smoking
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
this is the DFB cup thread, not ÖFB, lmao!!!!!!!!
>>67743545
no
its not like people force me to drink beer, either. but i do not enjoy the taste at all and only drink it in social situations where everyone does.
>>67743638
how about you drink something that you like
>>67743791
like what?
>>67743791
Just fuck off already. You have nothing to do with this thread.
>>67743856
Only you can answer that
Time for ARD
>>67743856
water
>>67743470
Very good
>>67743791
i do
>THAT LAUGH
>>67744111
Checked
>>67743603
Are you watching the television channel ARD with us?
Who is Javi texting with
