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we can never let the word be unspoken.
all /outshaggingmate/ sub edition
>>67732424
pml
Metrostars Reserves -0.5 if you fancy a pixel punt
EZ BETS EZ LIFE EDITION LOL
>page 6 already
pls
Rugby backers IN TEARS when they wake up
hit me up with some winning tips ffs im losing so much
>>67734746
Post last 5 bets
/tinder/ desu
>>67734746
Manchester United to win the cup is s triple special
Will geelong slags ever score
Where are all the Aussie bets?
>>67735290
strikers when it hits 2s
>>67735290
We're out shaggin, m8
Who's putting money on Marseille to beat Paris? 8-1 on paddypower
>>67735422
Oh, right.
>>67735436
probably 10%
>tfw no free Bet365 offer in over 3 weeks now
>>67735464
>needing a free offer
>>67735464
Blow your money on retarded kike slags rebacks like me and you'll get a 5€ bonus for sure.
Ive made so much this year on the free bet just lumping £50 on <0.5 goals, monitoring and cashing out this entire CL season
Thats it lads, my first bet of the weekend is smashed. 93rd minute winner beat me.
Fuck everything about this gay earth.
No more betting this weekend
>>67735436
Marseille are beyond shite
Too much shit on today lads, can't concentrate.
Reminder betting on the FA Cup is for plebs
>>67735573
>implying United isn't free money
By jove if it isn't juve playing today!
>>67735703
Made so so much last week when they raped Sampdoria 5:0
>>67735723
Blog about it
>>67735733
I did on here, I vaguely remember you being upset and BEGGING for money as everyone cashed in
Reminder not to reply to juveguy.
Carlton +28.5 in the AFL is a bet.
PLEASE lend me money on paypal at eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk
Beijing playing like shit, feel like I got mugged. Still on Balotesti, also not coming in.. Chasing with Strikers, trying to hold back my tears
Juventus -2 today lads
or
Juventus to win & Dybala to score anytime
Reminder Juve last lost to Milan in 2014
Juve also squeeked past Milan 1-0 at the start of the season when playing shit.
LUMPING LARGE ON JUVE
united gonna win today liddos?
>>67735873
sure
>>67735853
Forgot your trip.
Anyone see the final score of Altona magic vs Westgate?
Good lord
Balotesti 2222222
No longer down insane. Just down.
>>67735885
Tasty
>>67735885
sauce?
Strikers goal WHEN?
Made up from lack of strikers goals by doing corners overs. Ez money
>>67736238
I'm just about breaking even now..
Euan have you put a tenner on Juve on my behalf as requested
if you want free money look no further
>>67736446
>Juventus
Oh u.
>>67736474
Even their C team should beat Milan though
share thoughts on cup final games today guys. xo
I put a small on italy women volleyball -1,5.
Was hoping to combine fapping with profits but the cameramen are awful at filming butts, the slags themselves aren't that good looking, and my bet's losing
>>67736490
>>67736446
JUST WINS
pmsl got on the wrong prague team. How does that even happen?
JUST
>>67736446
SMACKED
>>67736602
Sounds unethical
>>67736602
Me Gusta.
How have Mackers' tips been doing so far in this U16 Cup?
>He hasn't lumped his life savings on Serena Williams
Shrewd you are not
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269493
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269493
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269493
put all my money on united pmsl
>>67737071
Should of been X/1
>>67737035
I'll probably just filter you at some point
>>67736446
On this large
>>67737105
Why even post this? Why not just filter him and move on with your life
>>67737154
Wouldn't you like to know ;)
messaging big al to expose ARP
>>67737035
Stay here, you are amusing
>>67737154
Because he hasn't bothered me enough to take any action and whether or not I filter him is up to me, not you, buddy.
Not been done yet
http://www.strawpoll.me/10269643
>>67732307
/hanging from last night edition/
>>67737325
voting remain to piss tory cunts off
>leave odds wont stop drifting
ffs j west
>That USA miss
jaw is on the floor
>>67737378
webm? PGA caps?
>>67737360
a lot of tories want out. have fun placing bets in worthless euros in x amount of years. the eu want one state and one (shit) currency.
>>67737345
This
LARGE on 3rd Zenit goal
>>67737360
The Tory government want remain. Latest IPSOS Mori poll showed a 60:40 split of Tory voters to remain. I detest thick little students like you.
>>67737389
voting in is FAR more supportive of our interests as gamblers, lad. Assuming you rely on Asia
>>67737422
pmsl nibs
>>67737427
i'm aware. willing to put that aside though.
Where's the Badman Tipster FA cup bet??!!
>>67737447
Please have sex
>>67737035
Willing to get in contact with the £30+ crew
"MajorLeagueBetting" has definitely got not two, but three chromosome 21's btw
>>67737402
Up insane
>>67737577
33333333333 :)
MACKERS
Not sure about that tip Hass.
>only ever get on losing Ander tips
tears
>>67736602
NONCE
2:20 - War Story
"Yard thinks this horse can win again"
>>67738077
Pmsl
>>67738136
On with a smed, not going higher because I never win horses
>>67738136
Sorry lads.
>>67738136
Favourite wins zzzzzz
Can NOT win a bet
CAN'T win a bet
>>67738588
Chasing it all on Juve tbqh :^)
>>67738507
>>67738588
Rangers are one of those mainstream SPESHULS that pop up now and again. Worth doubling up on Juve tbqh
Gonna need to make some quick cash now. Mate just called me and wants to go on a coke binge and fuck hookers in the Frankfurt red light district. SHAKING.
Need a bet like A I R. Thinking of lumping some on Odder tbqhwy
ERA PENAL
>>67738629
What's the reasoning behind Rangers over Hibernian?
Marienlyst -1 still a bet, HIK are down to 9 men
Hass banned? Fucking hotpockets, gotta get goot to fix this shit.
>>67738670
Simply Hibs are the chokiest team of all choke teams also a much bigger quality gap than 1.9 would suggest
>>67738759
Alright.
psg slags behind. Value?
>>67738759
Hibs have beaten Rangers twice this season already
>>67738759
Untrue. Bad bet.
>>67738791
2fast4me
>>67738791
was just on my way to get on this and goal as i arrived. So yes, was the answer.
>>67738831
>>67738832
I was too late aswell. Fuck me.
https://sports.vice.com/en_uk/article/a-mugs-game-how-twitter-tipsters-are-profiting-on-losing-bets
>>67738889
>Shit anybody with even a tiny bit of common sense knows
>>67738632
111111111
Odder payin for the hookers, nice nice
>>67738991
>I pay for sex
Glad im not that pathetic desu
>>67732191
>RANGERS BACKERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
HIBS HIBS HIBS HIBS HIBS!!!
pmsl hibs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw5CS78Zz6Q
Pmsl at Rangers backers
/bet/ mafia HUP pmsl hibs
>>67738889
>vice
NEO
>>67739054
>stealing my joke
Good thing i got on o2.5 instead of rangers sw
http://www.bankofbets.com/
LOOK at all this free money. If only I had capital
>all these mugs aftertiming on Hibs
Post slips boys
Good morning
I hope you lads are withdrawing your money every week
Man U & Yes
Juve & No
Get on me
>>67739127
No reason to be on, but commented earlier that rangers were not value.
>>67739131
Your bets & No desu
world start to the day, up legs
PSG Women down again.
>>67738889
/bet/ mugs in a nutshell.
>>67739011
Ok. It's fun, you know.
>>67738713
333333
Hey senpaitachi, how do I know when new brexit pools get published? My plan is to bet on leave short before publication and cash out after. The panic of how close the polls are always drift the odds. Same thing happened with the Scottish referendum back then.
>>67739380
>Not knowing about matched betting and getting free money.
>>67739011
Back to school kid
Pmsl @ PSG slags
>>67738889
Great read.
>not rebacking Rangers @4
Pmsl, up buckets
need some /bet/ magic to help me with a 5th limeric goal
>>67739448
>tfw you lack the funds and no one is willing to give you a GUARANTEED high-interest loan on /bet/
>>67739607
>up buckets
? it's 1-1
>>67739619
I was on overs btw, pls dont 'tears' me
BTTS SAILS IN
HUP HUP
>reffocs' staking plan
>>67738889
not read it, but it's affiliates, i assume? if people are too dumb to figure out that people don't do this sort of thing for free, and the obvious as fuck links (le bet365 free £200 deposite - click!), then that's on them.
psg slags when
>>67739705
hope he dies
csl starts up again tomorrow lids.
>>67739947
Good luck
>>67739768
HUP HUP 111111111111
1k on Manu SW. Shaking.
OXYGEN FLOODS THE ROOM
>>67740059
Just wins desu
>>67740059
betslip
>>67739650
What is cash out.
Literally clueless
>>67740129
terrible bait
>>67740059
Put 100 on them
wtb
wtb
who /cup4fold/ here
Bayern
Juve
Marseille
NOTSUREYET
here
RANGERS
2222222222222222222222222222222222222
Rangers unreal.
>>67740848
>Marseille
>>67740848
I'm on Rangers, Manu and PSg treble.
>>67740848
United
PSG -1
Juve.
If you've seen Marseille play at all this season you'd be SMACKING PSG
>>67740992
I've seen Marseille play. I@m not going to bet on cup final accas
>>67740992
>cup final
honestly laying Bayern and PSG are not bad bets for the odds you get them at
>>67739014
>>67739017
>>67739037
>>67739049
>>67739054
Got anything to say now boys?
ITT: mainstream babbies
Cybu's been whatchamacallit into the /bet/ mafia, I see.
>>67741069
>it won therefore it was value
pmsl
>>67741038
By that logic
you should be betting on Palace
>>67741174
I feel those odds are sort of justified desu
>>67741172
>lost their last 10 scottish cup finals
>he literally didn't oppose when they were 1-0 up
kek
Bayern
Man U
Juventus
PSG
Literally free (3) money lads
>>67741286
>hurr they lost games so they MUST lose more
fucking weekend /bet/
HIBS HIBS HIBS
>>67741069
Haha
>>67741069
Got anything to say now boy?
>>67741376
>>67741384
I was just meming guys, how do you feel about being so expertly rused?
>>67741286
pmsl, about to go quiet now
>>67741286
>2-2
woops
>>67741384
see >>67741172
bore off you freak
>>67741286
What relevance has Hibs losing a cup final in 1920-something got to do with today?
>>67741304
>Bayern
DOUBT
Down 50 units on Rangers. Bad start to the weekend
>>67741449
Pmsl, I've not got a bet on this game you weirdo.
>>67741423
>>67741430
>Rangers were on -0.5 from 0-1
>your reading comprehension
how's the canvassing going Lee?
>>67741454
Went for Bayern btts instead of SW
FUCK OFF HIBS RUINING MY ACCY
>>67741514
>implying implications
Who's Lee? No one said anything about handis on Rangers, friend. Whatever you need to tell yourself, I guess.
>>67741600
I did you utter mong, opposing Hibs from 1-0 up was free money. They've lost their last TEN cup finals
>>67741640
Where did you do that, you daft cunt?
>>67741640
you sound like somebody with a -20% ROI.
lost a fortune today baka
LMAO
>>67741640
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
HIBSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67741452
muh psychology
>>67741640
even more negative now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67741640
HAHAHAHAHA TEARS BUDDY
HIBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67741640
>2-3
AHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED
>>67741640
Pls go
>>67741640
SMILING SO HARD
The state of weekend, /bet/ utterly embarrassing
>>67741714
>>67741719
>greasy faced weekend/bet/ mugs
>>67741640
YOU FUCKING RETARD PMSL
HIBS HIBS HIBS HIBS
was actually really going to put a euro down on hibs winning at 42.0
brb committing suicide
>>67741770
>the loser betting on correctly priced shite based on the results of games 90+ years ago
>calling other people mugs
Absolute huge mong
Thoughts on BATE?
TEARS
mass brawl on the pitch between fans
>>67741784
How many pizzas can you buy with 42
>>67741844
Bateing out sidemen and ex's is a shit activity imo
>Disgraceful scenes I'm hearing at Hampden park. Kenny Miller has been punched out cold by hib fans charging onto pitch at full time #hibs
>>67741784
was actually really going to put a pound down on Germany winning 7-1 at 101
brb committing suicide
>>67741977
source? Saw someone lying in the Rangers technical area being surrounded by paramedics, could have been him pmsl
Stick to aftertiming Uni pmsl
>>67742019
twitter. fake, but made me kek.
>>67741990
I actually had a cheeky fiver on Holland beating Spain 5-0
that did feel bad
>>67741640
I had a small on this and lost, but you made up for it by far, you fucking retard.
>>67742085
well you knew the bet was down after about 20 mins
>>67741640
Just interrupted my gf and her bull to show them this post. We're all laughing at you pal pmsl.
>>67742102
Could've chosen some better posts desu pal. 3/10 do better next time
>>67739705
suck my long schlong. got a lovely win-rate i do.
>>67739705
who?
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmELS03_4So
The worst thing about weekend threads like this isn't the mainstream bettors but the holier than thou pseudos taking the nibs so easily.
United to Kick off @1.95!!!!
>>67742253
SUCH a tune
>>67742321
This. I was the original Rangers poster and was just memeing
>>67742321
'Nibs' is the absolute worst meme going
lmao Betvictor and Paddypower still offering AMAZING Giro d'italia odds for Kruiswijk and Chaves
One of these 2 is gonna win it, Nibali a shit
>>67742197
Average stake should be 3 to 5 units you are telling people to special stake nearly every tip
>>67742415
link?
>>67742443
https://tipstertube.com/profile/reffocs
http://www.navixsport.com/sport.php?id=1931
man u stream get in here
>black """"culcha""""
>>67742697
British """"culture""""
>>67742865
dutch ""MANAGERS"" :)
>That women in charge of singing
>>67742865
I'm British and these nigs have nothing in common with me
I need a pepe with downs syndrome for today's babby lads, plz someone post
>>67742415
pmsl at the butthurt. im confident about my tips maybe because i'm a cricket connoisseur.
>>67742364
DOWN
Just ripped out a nosehair the length of my ctrl-key lids
fuck SHAKING at how no one has given me a quick loan to put on juve. literally free money on offer that i can't get on
Can't decide between BT and BBC coverage ffs.
Can't decide between pills or rope ffs.
