Tampa Bay Lightning vs Pittsburgh Penguins
Game thread #1
please watch our sport
>>67728178
Is he in a prison hospital?
>Tampa Gay
>>67728186
He got bopitis
>>67728178
>our sport
>not minty edition
come on op
>>67728214
The average Minnesotan NHL player averaged a PPG of. 465
Find me a province with higher statistics.
Hopefully the goddamn defense shows up
I hope TyJo is okay
>>67728240
do it yourself, pedophile, I dont have anything to prove
Is this the real thread?
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kinda want lighting to win
>>67728178
oh no he didn't get raped to death, did he?
>>67728261
Stay inferior.
One of these teams will win.
That I can guarantee.
>>67728293
It's has to be I got a sandwich.
>>67728325
>state of hockey
>no cups
who /bill/ here?
>Hagelin
>rags
Phil Kessel out with flu-like symptoms after eating a dozen of donuts he found on the floor
>this cbc intro
TOP KEK
>>67728330
bacon and egg will always be best pirmanti's sammie
IM JUST A SEXY BOY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who /caps/ here?
>president's trophy
>we are winning the cup for sure
>PONGS BTFO AMIRITE?
this is the best video package I've ever seen
>>67728345
Why is calling him Bill funny? I don't get it.
Watching Vasy's frustration of carrying his team in game 3 and how they failed him is infuriating
lmao
This just be how Caps fans feel. The last few years of being a Tampa fan have just been getting cucked thanks to Bishop.
did he just say Johnson took a puck to the face at warmup?
What the fuck? Damn manlets
>>67728398
hahahahahahahahahaha no way really?
>manlets
>>67728392
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>67728390
That's his name
>>67728330
nice primanti's bro
I hope Tyler Johnson got Prongered tbqh. Anyone else?
>>67728411
No his name is The Phil
I hope HBK superkicks Hrudey later
>Johnson's not dead
good
>>67728448
No it's not
>tfw your team chokes
i cant
DEY CALL ME MISTAH BOOMBATSIC
Does anyone watch this autist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRX910Rk68
>>67728463
Yes it is, it's Phil "The Phil" Kessel, Bill isn't in his name at all idiot
>>67728411
>fat
>ugly
>1 testicle
>balding
is he the most disgusting hokkei player alive?
>Face off supposed to be at 1:00am
> 01:09 am and adverts still on
Wish hockey would start on time
>>67728497
>laffs
>>67728497
I legit knew it would be Dangle the second I read autist
>>67728512
>1am
It's 8:10
>>67728507
You forgot
>1d
>>67728507
Atleast he aint chokin
>>67728500
Is this some kind of r*ddit bait?
>>67728507
No, he's still white
>>67728524
Don't be silly
>>67728524
it's 5 fåm
>>67728553
>>67728554
There's a reason they call it Eastern STANDARD Time
Whatcha drinking lads?
>>67728578
diet rootbeer
Is the singing of the national anthems the worst part of the nhl? Minus the refs and uncle Gary, of course.
>>67728553
trip fag ples go
>>67728563
but we're on Eastern Daylight Time right now dude
>>67728578
>tfw dui last week
>>67728542
Why does it matter where it is from, saying Bill makes no sense and lots of people say The Phil
>>67728589
>anthems
there's only one anthem m8
Should we call her "Bill" as well?
It makes just as much sense.
>>67728578
Vodka but I have some of those I might crack one open
>>67728563
>BST
>BeST
BST is best desu
Johnson is so tiny kek
>'Home of the brave'
Is this because trannies are brave cause they go in the opposite bathroom of their actual gender?
>>67728589
>anthems
Look at the leaf and laugh
Tyler Johnson on the right
Johnson isn't even on the bench. Is Tampa the most cucked team this playoffs?
>27 seconds
kek
WHY THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
H E D M A N
E
D
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BASED GIANT
That was quick
>The city of Pittsburgh
>>67728640
>penguins
Hahahahahhaha
SCAAAARRRRR
u srs rite now
>canadian goaltending
lmao lol
Dat redirect. I aint even mad
>niggas talking shit about GMT
Is Gary Streaman ded?
2 7 S E C O N D S
7
>Johnson with a cage
This is why manlets don't play hockey
way to start Bolts
Murray will be pulled tonight
why does Murray have a Scotland flag on his helmet
>pongs
No one like you.
>SHITSBURG
>H
>I
>T
>S
>B
>U
>R
>G
Please take advantage of this PP.
>give up goal
>goon
I just got off of work.
Fuck the pongs.
>>67728685
Because hes drunk
>>67728685
Cause he has scottish ancestry
If Johnson wasn't such a manlet it would've hit him in the chest
>Cage
Get him the fuck out of here
>Lightning PP
>murr27ay
that fucking drop tho
>>67728578
are you Stan the Man?
>dat weak-ass 3-1
Is Primanti Bros really that good, Pittsbros?
Fugg so close
MURRAY WHAT A SAVE
>>67728623
I call her Friday nights :^)
>>67728726
yah ƒam
>>67728578
>50 inch tv broken so I had to hook a smaller one up
>NBCSN in HD not working so I have to watch the normal def
Fuck you panasonic, fuck you comcast.
I give props to Murray for being patient and not diving all over the ice to get the puck. If he did that would have been a goal.
>making a save on a former ranger
not that impressive desu
>>67728578
Surge
Might grab a Woodchuck
>>67728726
Non meme answer: it's ok, not amazing but not terrible. If you like vinegar-based cole slaw and french fries then you'll like it.
>>67728178
>career ending shitposting
>>67728752
Every former rag on both these teams is better than they ever were for New York ;_;
>>67728578
This
>>67728764
I like how the pongs and Steelers have a similar color scheme
>>67728726
good drinking food
>>67728752
>Callahan scored on Murray
>Callahan is a former Rangers
so what does that make Murray?
Murray for MVP
>>67728780
are you memeing? All the Pittsburgh teams are black and gold/yellow
Is this high school hockey?
kek
Why does he wear the cage? It makes him look even more like a junior player?
>muhh cage
100 times worse than "the sun was in my eyes"
>>67728797
Not at all
I like the similar color scheme
It sucks that Tampa doesn't do the same
>>67728780
are you also interested in shiny things?
>>67728807
he got hit in the face during warmups or whatever
if he wasn't 5'9 it probably wouldn't have even hit his head
>>67728807
Hit in the mouth by a puck in pregame
Look at it, it's fucked up
>>67728578
Bombay and Tonic.
>>67728807
Like your mom, his lips are wrecked. Hers are different lips tho
>>67728713
There are only a couple dozen people on /tv/ that watches The Americans, nobody will understand our memes.
>>67728815
The only acceptable helmet options are half shield visor or nothing.
Ear guards are for pussies
>>67728805
>TyJo checking if Hedman's skates are tied
>>67728828
If by "shiny things" you mean your mother, yes
>>67728807
He's a small guy
>>67728786
bust
What happened to Tyler Johnson, why does he have a fat lip?
>>67728822
>hockey green and red
>football purple and gold
>baseball red and blue
>basketball gray and blue
>>67728849
good one my dude
>>67728870
Puck off the crossbar bounced into his face in warmup.
>paying a gazillion dollary-doos for a goaile who doesn't play
How long will they let this go on?
>>67728822
checked. Yeah Pittsburgh is kinda cool like that, color consistency and all. Off the top of my head I can't think of any other city who does the same.
>>67728833
"Cold Sore"
>>67728848
What's wrong with ear guards?
>>67728876
>the city of minnieshita
The Phil is buzzing, he's going to score two goals at least
>>67728381
>>67728876
>the state of color coordination
>>67728848
Clear visor only. Colored or tinted visors are literally only worn by players as tough as wet toilet paper
>>67728885
He's done a lot for us, and no one will take his contract.
>>67728888
Seattle has all blue and green.
>>67728891
they're for pussies
l2read
>>67728885
He would be doing much better than murray has done in this series. Too bad circumstances have basically kept him out of the playoffs
>2016
>6ManyMen
>pong flopping
>too many men
anyone else stream lagging??
TOO MUCH MAN
too much man
>>67728916
>2 sport cities
>>67728178
>Late hit by bolts not called
>>67728945
>manlet can't see puck because cage
>run's into player
>injures him
>draws a penalty because of confusion
Was this his plan all along?
>Too many men
>Pongs channeling the Bucs
pongs getting refpuck'd
>>67728960
if he cant see the puck through a cage he must be blind too
>Lightning PP
Need to quit trying to go low on Murray. Everyone already knows his weakness is Glove-side high.
>>67728989
next goal will be five hole, just wait
>>67728178
What the fuck is this picture from
>>67728950
RIPieces lex's bunghole
>>67729003
What is five hole?
>>67728989
I thought they already had that figured out but then they lost game three.
>>67729014
a camera
>>67729019
>fair weather fans
Picking up a Publix Italian sub at the intermission, what should I get on it? Pls respond
You can see how important Bishop is for Tampa's breakout. They're really suffering without him.
>>67729033
Spinach and jalapenos
>>67729033
Methhead semen
>>67729033
cum
>>67729028
>falling for that bait
How could a human who watches hockey not know that?
>>67729028
Thanks senpai.
>>67729033
oil and vinegar on the bread
Provolone
Lettuce
Salt and pepper
Banana peppers if you're feeling frisky
>>67728989
>everybody knows
They have been saying that for weeks. Didnt help the capitals, did it?
>>67729033
anjovis
>>67729033
Get some cashew butter, activated almonds, maybe alil chocolate chip sprinkled on there on sunflower seed bun
When Lex gets out of prison, does he come back to /sp/ to shitpost with actual streetcred?
>>67729046
Tampa Bay is playing m8
Florida hockey teams only have fans when they win
>>67728989
I think the penguins are just doing a good job of preventing any passes in front of the net
Murray isn't having to move too much when it's close
>>67729050
Add tomatos and muenster instead of provelone.
Yes on banana peppers
>>67729033
Lettuce, tomato, banana peps, red onions, hot spread, vinagrette if you want.
>>67729059
Damn Southern hockey "fans"
>>67729058
No
He will come back with a hole torn like tissue paper
>>67729064
>Tomatos
>>67729077
Tomatos are the most underrated topping on everything
Tomatos on za >>>>>>>
>>67729071
You mean "Damn Northern hockey fans who retire to florida then root for their home teams except when tampa is winning then they root for tampa"
>>67729077
>notomatoes on an italian
This is an 18+ website
V A S Y
A
S
Y
>>67729028
There's a 6th hole, but it's seldom discussed.
God I miss Cally
God bless Vasi
>>67729059
I admit as a Tampa fan and as >>67729019 that I only really watch hockey in our area around playsoff time because girls do.
>>67729094
Behind the knee maybe?
that vasy save was highlight reel
>>67729094
Its behind the knee
Tranpa has really shit ice 2bh, that spot to the left of Murray
>>67729095
How is St. Louis doing?
WOULD
NOT
GO
>>67729108
standard save for a finnish goaltender
Murray gives up another rebound right up the middle but TB can't free themselves for second shots
>>67729103
>Wanting pucksluts without knowing shit about what moistens their loins
Has there been any updates on Lex since the internet is a very bad place? Assuming he's in jail now, but has he written us?
>>67729059
That isn't true for the lightning m8
Fan base has been steady since about a year before we won the cup
It's probably because there's a lot of canadians and yankees, because when those teams play suddenly a large chunk of the crowd is foreign
>>67729095
>rags
>>67729131
Apparently he shitposted on a smuggled phone but no archive
SCAAAAARRRRRR
>>67729103
Nigger, I watch every Bolts game
You faggot
SSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>67729131
he swore off 4chan entirely
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>pongs
T W O
W
O
What a play
ScaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRE
>>67729095
You guys got so fucking ripped
We got roughly the same guy but 10 years younger and extra dudes
Why the fuck would you make that trade
>it was 0-0
Fleury time
SHOESTUR
>>67729156
cause
>rags
>>67729156
They were all in for the cup.
>>67729156
I don't know, though honestly losing Stralman did more damage than losing Cally
>>67729160
I wish. That was a complete defensive breakdown by the skaters though.
>it was warmup
>>67729174
And?
St Louis was hardly better at the time
>>67729187
He was a better producer. They need a more elite playmaker than Cally. Marty was coming off an Art Ross season.
>he does a lot of things with that stick up in northern sweden
Kek
"we're the better team!"
>pongs
I don't watch a lot of Penguins games and I know Malkin is good, but I never see him like most no 1 centers who make everyone around themselves more useful.
Can someone post lightning/penguins sloots please. I just got stood up for a date.
JT "Almost Brown" strikes again. Look out Murray's chest.
>>67728606
Kill yourself
>>67729210
>choosing a date over playoff hockey
>>67729207
Yeah thats always been the problem. You have to find people that can play with malkin. They havent done that since jokkinnen and neal
>>67729205
They are winning in the series so....
>>67729210
Maybe your date is watching hockey
take the 2-0 lead into the break and feel good about yourself
>>67729229
>Not doing both
>>67729229
Normally id reply with
>not getting pussy
But now im not either, and watching the game instead
>americages
c'mon pongs
>>67729207
He used to be a much more selfish player who would make things happen on his own. The last year or so he's been looking way more passive. He dumps and passes the puck off way more than he shoots.
>>67729238
Not any more.
Tfw my birthday is powering Tampa to victory.
>>67729264
happy birthday anon
>>67729241
Nah she doesn't like hockey
>>67729264
Happy birthday
>>67729248
>can'tplayoffada
