Klubot versus Buchholz
Hoping for a no meltdown desu lads
early slamming
>Buttholez already giving up hits and willprobably already give up a run
come on Lindor!
What the fuck is John doing? I'v listened to a ton of his interviews and he has no fucking idea whats going on with his team, Holt, Carson, Price and I'm sure others
JUST FUCKING GO AWAY ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Hope Napoli hits a few over the monster this weekend for old times sake
>Napoli about to take buttholez deep
PLEASE NO
Thank you based Shaw
boo
come on need early support for Kluber
THROW STRIKES
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S
T
R
I
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shit! wasted opportunities
Well that worked out well.
>more leadoff hits not converted
What was Santana thinking lol
>>67727788
Hey new england bros, what are the local sports media saying about buccholz these days? Are they making excuses or do they want him the fuck out of here two weeks ago like everyone on every messageboard and comment thread I see on the internet?
Kluber can get the W today right?
Right?
:(
>>67727829
They seems resigned to the fact that hes gonna pitch, calling him an "enigma" and deluding themselves to think his starts are a 50/50 shot between being great and shit when its really a 90% chance of him being shit every time.
No one seems to think we're getting rid of him, why I have no idea, prolly because we cant develop pitchers and everyone in Pawtucket is a bust
>>67727854
Well said. Thanks. 90 percent is right.
>>67727829
Everybody's basically turned on Buttholez
Literally everyone. Everyone's done with his shit. Even with the whole "potential" articles every now and then, most are fed up with him.
Everybody wants him trade
BASED YOUNG GUNS
>Tek and Pedro
Shedding tears tbqh with you Joe.
man kluber is shit!
>Tek, Pedro and Wakefield all talking to each other and retired
Its awful, I grew up with them all as a kid, I loved them all so much and now they're gone and after this year so is Ortiz.
>>67727917
>after this year so is Ortiz
25 MILLION
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PAY HIM
Based HanRam
who /francona/ here
>>67727921
Nah nigga I'm so happy Ortiz is being stubborn with this.
He's gonna hit a brick wall, might even be this year but I hope not. The way hes going now he's gonna retire into the sunset and thats the way it should be.
Stupid lindor being good go away
xander is better
minimized damage i suppose
>>67727956
Nah
>>67727964
X > L
Why is Klubot malfunctioning Tribebros?
>>67727971
L > X desu
>>67727977
he's not stacking his torso
Are pitchers the most fragile athletes in all of sports?
Why do they make Tek sit on a high seat so he is so much higher than Remy and new-Don? That looks so awkward.
ASK TEK HOW IT FELT PUNCHING AROD ALREADY JESUS
reeeee
Based Manlet
>>67728027
Ask Tek how it felt fucking Heidi Watney already!
>tfw it's already ogre
That's what >we get for taking four
>Rob Bradford @bradfo 30s30 seconds ago
>Fenway jumbotron showing Napoli montage. Nothing from Boylston St.
thats cool tbqh with you Joe
BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN HE CANNOT BE FUCKING STOPPED HOLY SHIT
Kluber is an automatic L now
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MAD MAN
SWEET JESUS JACKIE YOU'RE RAPING THE ENTIRE LEAGUE
>>67728042
No way, did he? Shes a fucking dime
JBGOAT
>>67728065
Jesus, what the FUCK happened to this guy? I have no fucking idea
HE
CANNOT
BE
FUCKING
STOPPED
>>67728068
Yeah, thats why he got a divorce and she left NESN.
That was an absolute fucking rocket
Also this thread is pretty dead
>>67728091
Do you think it was worth it?
Also Sox fans, how much is Swihart about to bust being thrown in the outfield
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
Can we make doom jackie a thing? I'd do it but I'm at my dad's.
CYCLE WATCH
Mookie Betts needs a triple and a homerun to complete the cycle
>>67728128
fuck off OB
Kluber won't make it out of the 5th
Why do people consider Kluber good? Every time I see him pitch, he gets beat up
All these hits with all these pop outs are getting annoying tbqh with you Joe
>hanley dropping that
you goon
what was that X
>>67728135
Biggest disappointment of the year. Unbelievable how such a great pitcher could just fucking tank. The worst part is the FO will trade him and he'll start pitching the best years of his life somewhere else.
>>67728159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmZ69OdMhd8
He's a phenomenal pitcher. At least he was. He suffered a horrible stretch of no offense support and started sliding. Lost confidence, trying too hard.
JBJ > Ruth tbqh with you senpai
>>67727829
Everyone knows he's shit and calls him shit. Even media guys who make excuses for people like Sandoval gave up on Clay (though it fucking took them years because people would keep buying into his 1 good start out of 5 games EVERY TIME).
The problem is the person that was supposed to jump back into the rotation keeps getting hurt and our other minor league pitchers like O'Sullivan are even worse so we're all resigned to the fact that Clay has to actually go out and pitch every 5 days.
>>67728159
He hasn't been since 2014. Everyone just likes to hang on that and just when you think they can finally admit he's shit he'll throw a good game and reset everyone's mind
>>67728107
She's pretty hot so maybe, but it didn't work out and now she's married to a baseball exec.
>>67728198
Looking at the video and its completely unrelated is Matt Carpenter the only guy in the MLB that doesnt use batting gloves?
>>67728207
So basically he's the Indian Buchholz riding that "muh no hitter" shit but for a shorter time period?
FUCKING THROW STRIKES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I FUCKING
FUCKING SERIOUSLY HATE YOU
GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67728241
Yeah sort of. At least he's still a better "ace" than Justin Masterson before him. One of his biggest problems is giving up runs early and demoralizing the team
based Kip!
and another huge issue for Kluber is that shutdown inning after taking the lead
Thanks Buckholz
God just snap your own fucking neck already, I hope you get boo'd every time you step off the mound
KIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIPKIP
>>67728251
that was a strike tho, if it wasnt hit out of the field
>>67728310
That was for the walk before
>>67728304
>>67728284
>Masterson
kek we know that feel too
>tfw no Don Tito antics
Lindor looks like he's being fooled by that curveball
FUCKING TAKE HIM OUT ALREADY JOHN
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING WORTH IT TO KEEP HIM IN
HE'LL ONLY DIG US INTO A DEEPER HOLE
GET THIS PUTRID FUCKING SACKLESS PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
SOMEONE TAKE A FUCKING BAT TO HIS SKULL FOR ME PLEASE
I WANT HIM DEAD
>>67728341
who's the guy in the video
PEDROIA COME ON
FUCKING CATCH THAT
>>67728364
moot
Lindor reeking havoc on the basepaths
>>67728047
What's up. Wanna take that shit back?
damn it Nap stop striking out so much
THAT FUCKING THROW
HOLY SHIT JBJ
SO FUCKING CLOSE
wew based Lindor testing JBJ's arm
Lindor always sneaks a hand in haha
>VAZQUEZ
>GOOD
THE FUCKING THROW WAS IN IN TIME
I would have challenged that man that looked like Vaz got it but good job for Lindor he seems pretty elite
>jackie bustly jr
so when do we stop giving clay starts
god damn it vazques
Based Hammy
https://twitter.com/Monte_Colorman/status/733809973008863237
>>67728449
That was literally on Vazquez. All he had to do was properly apply the tag. The throw beat Lindor which is fucking incredible.
So Tek, Wakefield and Ortiz are getting their numbers retired, who else is?
now we really really need that shutdown inning don't fuck up Kloober
>>67728408
Iktf
Don't worry BroSox, Kluber doesn't like run support this year
>>67728451
When our next option isn't Sean O'Sullivan. Seriously, it's the Cuckler, Price, Porcello, and jack shit
Can't even go to a four man rotation because we don't have a 4th pitcher
>>67728483
I would literally take O'Sullivan over Buttholez.
I am not joking,
Score runs please.
>tfw traded away meme ace for a broken reliever
>>67728483
I watched Seans first start this year and compared to Buckholz I dont think hes that bad, Im not even memeing at least Sean starts I feel we can win. Clay just lets the team shell him.
https://youtu.be/sfukeLJAYHI
>>67728490
Ill take fucking ogando as a starter over Buttholz.
>>67728556
>Ogando
ok lets not go that far
https://vine.co/v/iEe0mFXdx6z
Absolute pottery
damn it!
pls don't be ded Hanly
so is this guy confirmed a bust
>Hanley playing through injury
IS THIS REAL LIFE??
dont choke now Klabber
>>67728590
Bet you didnt think you'd be saying that last year huh?
>>67728603
Do you think Large Father got to him before the season and said "nigga stop fucking around this is my last season don't fuck it up"
Clay Buchholz now literally has the worst ERA in major league baseball
What else does he have to do for Farrell to do his job and send him to the minors?
>>67728622
Probably not as brashly, but ya I think he's playing hard for his bro David
>BIG
what did he mean by this
>>67728464
Manny and Schilling.
wew shutdown inning complete
>Red Sox
>scoring runs
never again tbqh with you Joe
>Larry in the booth
i dont want to hear him speak tbqh with you Joe
Whew
>>67728656
Not Manny but I would love for Schilling to be retired
>>67728676
>putting non-players in the hof
>>67728681
Why not manny
Time for Buttholez to give up more runs
Post yfw the Indians never lose another game. Ever.
>>67728697
Passed around between too many teams and the steroid abuse kinda dirties him to me
>>67728483
Why didn't Dombrowski have any interest in Lincecum? It would have been a nice experiment.
>>67728676
Don't the BoSox have the best offense in baseball?
Chisenhall is the hitting equivalent of Kluber
>>67728732
I perhaps was being hyperbolic tbqh with you Joe
>>67728721
mfw the Indians and Cavs never lose another game. Ever.
>>67728739
Oh I see now well done laddie
>>67728757
I legitimately think Cleaveland is wining it this year, I know you haven't had much competition because >Eastern conference, but y'all don't look vulnerable at all.
>>67728757
And on top of that the Browns never get below .500 on a season. I can't expect perfect seasons from them.
>>67728721
>all this jerking off of Larry
>>67728757
>>67728789
Do you guys have a hockey team?
Larry is fuckin gay
He swung what the hell
>>67728798
No. Closest thing are the Blue Jackets. Well, we don't have an NHL team. We have the Lake Erie Monsters
>70 pitches through 4 innings
Just fuck OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF BUCKHOLZ
argh
>>67728798
Lake Erie Monsters in the conference championship
>>67728778
https://youtu.be/QmcgqWuDVRA
he's our best outfielder pls dont be hurt
>Jim joyce
godm damn it
I'm not in the mood for his bullshit
Would any of you hold it against me if I took out Clay's knees Tara Lipinski style?
>umps being shitty and indecisive again
>lol guys what do we do
>haha idk eject john desu
>lol ok
things are getting heated!
>>67728852
desu if any sports are fixed it's definitely NBA
>>67728874
>>67728857
Joyce is legit the best umpire in the league tho.
I fucking miss Francona guys, do you think he misses us?
shit lost that battle and I think Davis broke his fingers
this is hella epic
What happened?
>>67728903
Jeff Kellogg is best ump
>>67728925
I think he would miss a lot of things about Boston, but overall I think he's happy to be out with the way a lot of people treated him.
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/733817529718743040
>Larry, do you get people every day coming up to you and thanking you for everything you did for the Sox?
Fuck off NESN
>>67728903
did you mean to type Jerry Meals
wouldn't that be a foul ball not strike 3 ?!?
>>67728962
idk tbqh
>>67728903
>LITERALLY screws a pitcher out of a perfect game
>best umpire
>>67728962
if you foul a ball on two strikes and it hits you it's an out
>>67728933
>>67728957
>not Randy Marsh
Swihart is an all star LF tbqh with you Joe
Well that was fucking weird
>>67728962
Yes I'd think so. Also replay shows the bat never crossed the plate. It's either a hit by pitch or a foul ball. Hopefully it's not a call that costs the Indians the game.
>>67728992
I thought maybe the hand was part of the bat but idk
JBJ
B
J
kluber about to give it up
is jbj good
>homerun and a 9 pitch walk
what can't JBABYJ do
>Its a Clay sucks the morale out of the team and we lose by 2 episode.
>VAZPOOP
DFA
THIS
BUST
Nice shutdown, Klubes
>it's an everybody but JBJ sucks offensively episode
weak
phew another 0
>KLUBER WORKING OUT OF THE JAM
Please be back, we love you
>>67728817
>>67728839
Monsters are fun desu, too bad I can't go to any of the finals games
do we want the white sox or royals to win their series against each other. want to close the gap between the sox and us but dont want kc on our heels too
>ywn cut off metholz's rat tail
>>67729142
I'd consider going to my first Monsters game but I'm also the anon who jinxed the Gladiators last season haha
Can we PLEASE not lose this game
man not much worse than popping up on 3-0 or 3-1
>>67728653
>not as brashly
Do you know Large Father?
Can we PLEASE score runs this inning?
>>67729143
Best case scenario Royals win the series but don't sweep, that's really the key.
>>67729188
>>67729215
This has been a problem for the Sox once they get shutdown in an inning, it takes them awhile to kickstart again if they arent slaughtering.
Please Kluber, time for victory mode
>Pedroia hurt
Season's over.
>lets go down to guerin
lets fucking not.
everyone getting hurt tonight
>People getting injured on a Buckholz start
Wheres that REEE guy, I hate watching Clay starts
>>67729284
I'm right here. It's not even worth getting pissed off at this point.
>not swinging at that
im not even asking for it to be in fair territory but it was clearly over the plate, manlet
THANK YOU BASED X
BASED X
A
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X
nooooo!
>Its a Sox only get baserunners with two outs episode
I really think a home run would help us right now
>BIG POOPI
JUST
FUCKING
RETIRE
>its only the (now) 6th inning
yes!
>>67729333
i've seen this one too many times
KLUBER
L
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How many fucking LOB is that today?
Jesus fuck.
>Clay still pitching
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG JOHN
LEAD OFF DOUBLE!!!!!!!
WOAH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
ARE PITCHERS NO LONGER REQUIRED TO THROW 4 PITCHES FOR AN INTENTIONAL WALK?
>>67729399
>NOBODY WARMING
WHAT
COULD POSSIBLY
GO WRONG JOHN??
>>67729405
Yanina getting hot desu
chisenbunt getting it done
>>67729411
*Yanimal
>>67729408
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15633876
oh damn it Uribe the buffet isn't going anywhere, take your time
>>67729410
>barnes warming
EVEN WORSE
John,
You lucky motherfucker
>hanley backing up as if he might get it
why haven't they just told him to let pedey handle them all
kill me
Welp, sure hope we won't need that run
>If they keep changing the rules they might as well have robots play
Come the fuck on Tribe """offense"""
Get it done Kluber!
SCORE RUNS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
>bunting
jagsguy.gif.webm.mp4
Just got done from work was listening to game on radio, is don back on tv?
>>67729429
The strikezone shit is fine thats whatever but the fucking intentional walk has to remain the way it always was!
>pop out in the leadoff hitter for an inning
GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT
Shaw jesus that was fucking awful
Tell franconna to lay off the drugs
>>67729518
clay refilling his meth supply for him
>JBJ
>good
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>67729276
He's always hurt in June and July. The guy's great, but he's fragile.
>>67729518
did he ever get over his popsicle addiction
>it's the red sox """"""""""""offense"""""""""""""" gets btfo by good pitching episode
I HATE this episode
>>67729518
He's only on tobacco rolled in bubblegum these days. Oh, and lots of low calorie popsicles.
>>67729537
Nope, still eating them until he gets sick.
>if it wasn't for all the hits and runs he gave up, Clay really pitched a good game
Remy, I love you, but stop.
>>67729590
Remy's brain damage becomes more apparent with every game.
Those are some grade A side burns
FUCK CLAY
U
C
K
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L
A
Y
Man it's fucking annoying when Pitchers fuck up plays
>bustgaerts
trade him for some red sox ice cream 2bh
Lindor makes that play
whoever wins this series will start at shortstop in the all star game
>>67729651
i disgaree tbqh with you Joe
>>67729649
the "bust" meme is SHIT
>>67729672
you are SHIT
you are also a MEME
so essentially i have proved your theorem
Not barnes
>BARNES
GG Indians
Its 2016 how is it possible to have a team called the indians. Bunch of backwards people in ohio.
>>67729667
If you say so desu
another base hit!
FRANCISCO
>>67729667
Thou shalt not underestimate the Kid
>>67729680
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
>it's a Buchholz loses the game immediately and the bats go silent episode
>>67729711
sav'd
