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Xhaka to arsenal for some reason
shit thread
Xhaka is a funny name so he will probably be a good player.
>>67726540
WHEN THE WALLS FELL
I really feel like not wrapping up the Javi Martinez deal cost us the EL final lads.
Any updates on his situation?
>>67726579
In London for a medical la
should have waited till tomorrow imo
>>67726579
checking out apartments by the docks la
![_89757523_fsdfa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ahNibrd.jpg "_89757523_fsdfa[1].jpg")
>not "Brendan Rodgers to failure league" edition
>>67726579
last seen leaving paris on an egypt airlines flight
United is a joke desu.
>>67726648
yeah how are they gonna fill that new stadium
>Xhaka to Arsenal
>bunch of clubs looking at Zakaria
>bunch of clubs looking at Embolo
>bunch of clubs looking at Rodriguez
>young talents like Burkart and Gonzalez getting brought into youth academies across Europe
Are >we the next Belgium?
>>67726681
'no'
England twatted you twice, inler couldnt get into the leicester side. you are frauds
>>67726720
>inler to leicester
That was a failure of a move.
inb4 "but he got a PL medal"
he was a fucking waste
same goes for benalouane or whatever his name was
>>67726666
>>67726732
>That was a failure of a move.
I said he'd declined, before he even moved. And now he's been dropped from the NT, like a year too late.
>>67726720
I think that would make them more meme then Belgium
Here's a funny story
>got this midfielder Dean Hammond on loan from Leicester last October
>ex-captain for our manager Nigel Adkins at Southampton so high hopes for him
>turns out he has no pace, bad passing, won't put a shift in
>rumour is he gets paid £34k a week at Leicester and we're paying half
>moans all round when Adkins extends his loan in January to end of season
>certain starter despite being consistently worst performer
>final match of season plays awful, substituted at half time to sarcastic cheers
>surely that's his last game for us
>Hammond skips post match lap of honour
>skips end of season awards dinner
>Adkins sacked, appoint big bladey blade Chris Wilder
>release list came out today
>announce Hammond had activated a clause in his loan contract that gave him the option of a permanent deal
>he's taken that option
>immediately transfer listed today
>mfw we have our very own Winston Bogarde
>mfw Wilder names him on the bench at home games and tells him to warm up in front of the fans
>>67726787
S24SU is fun tonight
>>67726765
>>67726732
I don't understand why inler is considered a waste/flop
He simply wasn't good enough to displace drinkwater and kante, there's no shame in that - that's a title winning midfield. They didn't have any injuries in midfield and never needed to rotate, so it's understandable why he hardly played
Seems like a case of the wrong place at the wrong time to me
>>67726800
GOAT fan forum. The TWAT thread is going to be busy for a while.
>>67726787
>blunts
wew
>>67726826
>He simply wasn't good enough to displace drinkwater and kante
That's exactly why. Him being dropped from the Swiss national team as >>67726765 says was a direct result of it.
If he wanted to get into the NT, he should have asked for a loan move to get game time.
>>67726681
Tell me about Xhaka lad. Next Xabi?
>>67726983
le spray the ball wide man
>>67727013
That's pretty much what Alonso did while he was at Real.
How's the gf to anon situation unfolding /sp/?
>>67727013
Wenger needs to play Wilshere and le spray the ball wide man instead of le run in a straight line towards goal and fall over man
>>67727036
There was a disagreement over bonuses
>>67727078
Just her whatever she wants, get that signature!
>>67727107
Chairman not prepared to break existing wage structure. Doesn't want to set precedent for future signings.
Nothing big anywhere will happen until after the Cl final
It determines whether madrid go for moratta which determines who juve will splash cash on which determines who PSG splash cash on which determines where ibra goes which determines the fate of the world
Arsenal not included >:p
>>67726610
No way Brenny agreed to join with the current transfer philosophy. Celtic will break their record transfer fee possibly multiple times.
Plus Rangers will get living meme Barton and start spunking money too.
Rainy La Liga is back.
>>67727036
Talking to a German girl called Anna.
>>67727208
I went out with one for a long time, it did me no favours
>arse btfo
https://youtu.be/Dj0njC7H3Jk
>>67727036
not well to be perfectly honest
mou literally done deal right now la
>>67727208
anna is a nice name
dont fuck it up
>>67727036
i'm looking to extend her contract desu, i'm happy with her improments
>>67727208
Annette Schwarz is one of my fav pornstars. She done plenty of interracial and has videos rimming the guy.
>>67727226
>>67727253
I went out with an Austrian girl called Anna who was also an au pair. The coincidences are too much
>>67727276
>I went out with an Austrian girl called Anna who was also an au pair.
You unironically dated an escort?
>>67727276
I think everyone's known an Anna at some point. I knew an Anna, who was the daughter of our history teacher.
>>67727268
I'm not racist but I can't watch girls fucked by black guys
>>67727321
was she fit
>>67726787
>>67727340
She was alright. Kind of a shitty personality.
>>67727348
how so?
>>67727337
It's because 4chan will call you a cuck right? All porn is cuckoldry by this sites ludicrous definition of the word.
>>67727276
>>67727226
>>67727208
I spent most of an evening out in Bonn trying to seduce a German girl called Anna. She didn't put out.
>passport with terrible picture of ten years is finally out of date
>look my best to get photos for the new one today
>get photos
>look at photos in car
>I look fucking retarded
Wew lads
>>67727366
honestly it just breaks my immersion
>>67727036
Talks are still ongoing. Hoping to conclude a deal in the next week or so
>>67727355
Thought she was hotter than she was, and acted kind of conceited, because of it.
>>67726610
>The rainy shithole of Glasgow
>Scottish ''''''''Premier'''''''' League
>Paradise
>>67727379
it's not an rpg mate, it's a wank
>>67727370
The one I was with told me she was raped multiple times by a family member when she was 13 or so
I didn't even know how to process that, we were 18 or so when going out. Like she didn't seem that affected by it, and was a bit edgy and dramatic anyways so I don't know if it was true.
I think it fucked me up a bit
>>67727379
Doesn't make sense when you wank to JAV.
>>67727397
that is kind of attractive t b h
>>67727407
was her last name fritzl?
>>67727036
She's on loan full wages paid by anon to Nigerian side Chelsea Berekum-inside
>>67727370
>>67727397
>>67727407
I'm spotting a trend here. Maybe we should stay away from German women called Anna.
>>67727421
She was German, not Australian
>>67727407
Realizing people get raped outside of media and fiction fucked you up?
>return to the Premier League for the first time in 7 years
>this is your home kit
JUST
>>67727430
Mine was Swiss to be fair. Well, second generation.
>>67727430
I would very much advise against it, plenty more fisch in the sea
>Mou vs. Poop in the Pl next season
My body is fucking ready desu.
>>67727444
Why?
>>67727440
is that Wales?
>>67727434
Having a gf who may have been. I don't think it affects me now, it was a good while ago.. She was so fucking shit at sex too God damn.
>>67727440
With that said, the away kit is nice.
Suitably for a team managed by Mini-Mourinho, it's could easily pass as a Chelsea away kit.
>>67727467
Middlesbrough.
>>67727440
>>67727453
I didn't have the the best experience with it
>>67727445
That'll be quite the battle for 4th
>>67727472
did she move to irelad
>>67727440
>Not just keeping a clean nice full red.
>>67727492
the kit manufacturers these days are in a permanent war to see who can make the most ridiculous outfits
>>67727490
No I was in Germany.
Are the playoffs on tomorrow ?
>>67727440
That'd look nice if they removed the white + blue strip bollocks.
![Morton-Strip-16-17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HtGyEIM.jpg "Morton-Strip-16-17[1].jpg")
>>67727512
On that subject, Nike made pic related for Scottish Championship side Greenock Morton.
Literally a Sunday League kit.
Unsurprisingly, it has since been pulled from the shelves.
>>67727544
yes
clashes with the fa cup for some stupid reason though
>>67727544
>that subject change
>TSUUUUUU is going to win the champions league AND the Euros
What a time to be alive.
>>67727440
would be ok without the random blue stripe
>>67727593
>portugal
>international tournaments
>>67727603
>Thinking it's not happening when Lecister have turned this year full meme
>>67727589
I though we were done la.
>>67727580
That's silly. Let's go Pards!
>that song you love from years ago
>always remember it a few years ago
>finally think to look up if there was a video for it
>there is
>mfw watching it
>>67727614
>full meme
portugal aren't full meme
>>67727574
The sponsor doesn't help
>>67727627
>HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR
>>67727630
Ronaldo is meme on sterioids. He'll one man team.
Suddenly lots of noise from Portuguese twitter about an agreement in principle for João Mário to United.
Don't know much about the fella, other than Sporting fans saying they'd hate to lose him.
>>67726540
Name a top, top non meme player with an x in their name.
>>67727714
meme player, couldnt even beat a team with jonas and mitroglou up front
>>67727677
even worse, it's about the gays
not de geas
but THE gays
>>67727714
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
Who will be the meme player of the Euros that gets signed for £60M by Barca/Real?
>>67727747
pogba
>>67727731
Xavi, Xabi Alonso, Draxler
>>67727731
maxi pereira
>>67727747
Gylfi
>>67727492
I liked this one
>>67727747
Glenn Whelan
>>67727758
>Draxler
>either top player, or non meme
>>67727693
This, TSU mode can beat 9/10 teams
>>67727747
Kiraly
>>67727747
payet
>>67727747
Wilshere
>>67727839
I thought he was dead for a second.
hen I realised I got him confused with Marton Fulop.
>>67727860
If that happens, Arselel fans will applaud the sale, then he'll do a Pogba in Spain and rape it up.
>>67727742
Nothing I can see. Didn't even know it was a thing?
Only Liverpool related stuff I'm seeing is Skrtel to Besiktas and Chilwell from Leicester
>>67727890
>wenger replaces him with pacey african teenager #28420324 who then gets an ACL injury on debut
p o t t e r y
>>67727036
Approached and accepted but player refused when contract was offered, cited desire for a bigger club
When Costa goes back to AM who do >We get in?
>>67727898
Damn, feels like the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation has been dragging on for years.
>>67728046
Be done soon la
>>67728046
After the Euros.
>>67727890
Nah he'll bottle it like every Englishman in Spain before him
>>67728002
el hadji diouf
>>67728102
some cunt
>>67728102
Higuain or Lukaku.
Lukaku would be the simplest, since Everton still owe you 3/4 of his original £28m transfer fee.
Question for Bongs, when will Arsene realistically retire? Or is he in the Illuminati and he's eternal?
>>67728182
he will die in the job
>>67728102
lukakpoo and higuain will both flop, serie A is fucking terrible and higuain is a career choker, lukaku is shit, theres a reason everton are looking to cash in on him after overpaying for him last year
>>67728234
Higuain is the best 9 in the world right now. Just because he didn't win /sp/'s obsession a world cup doesn't change that fact.
>>67728286
I mean, I think Suarez has been playing better and is an overall better striker, but yes higuain is in immpecable form, definitely one of the best in the world right now
>>67728286
>flat track bullying serie A
wow its fucking nothing
>>67728234
>that flag
>this topic
>>67728492
you know im right muhammed, look past my flag for 1 second and see the light
>>67728502
Okay, ignoring your flag for a second
So, how many Napoli games have you watched this season?
>>67728611
how is that relevant? Serie A is fucking shit right now, look at what Juve did after spending half the season in the bottom 10
>>67728611
>seriously arse
>>67728649
KEK
Go back to the FIFA thread bandwagoner
>>67726681
Are the Rodriguez to Liverpool rumors true? If so, what is the status on the situation?
>>67727747
Some Turkish Shithouse
Why no Shitposting?
>>67727747
Might be Kane desu. Not even meming.
MLS are looking for 26-33 year old players. Please apply.
Kaka & Giovinco makes 7.3 million USD per season, you could make more too if the said player can challenge for Most Valuable Player.
>>67728776
/trans/ is a serious thread mate. If you don't like it you can go back to Australia.
>>67728841
WORLD CLASS players only. No John Terry's please
>>67728425
>a fucking leaf
od
>>67727747
özyakup or however the fuck you spell it
Rooney to Everton
>>67728971
More like Rooney to Shanghai China
>>67729001
why do americans always put the name of the country after the city/principality like nah i fucken thought you meant shanghai down the road from old trafford in the sunday league
>>67729001
Lions FC or Big Bamboo Shanghai Shooters.?
>>67729026
No era bully
>>67729026
Because i dont think you UK Wankers ever heard of a city in china. All You know are yellow teeth and when slags are congregating in a pub
>>67728971
Rooney to the MLS with Steve Mcbaldy, you heard it here first
>>67729100
Rooney, stevie and unknown fan?
>>67729060
>americans giving geography tips
the other guy is a tosser but don't, just don't
>>67729060
>an American casting aspersions on others' geographic knowledge
The internet is a wild place
>>67729127
maybe he'll even take john terry with him
what is this Martinez to Liverpool meme?
>>67727036
Called up to the Chad national team. Gonna be gone for a few weeks and will probably come back extremely tired and need an extended rest.
Balotelli to MLS when?
He should come , he should be tired of All that racism in italty
>>67729244
he probably thinks he's too good still for MLS, reckon he'll go to france to score 10-20 in the league against grapes fc and baguettes united and fall off the face of the earth again
>>67729296
Balotelli is too good for the MLS. Giovinco is shattering records there ffs
>>67729296
Anyone with working legs is to good for MLS
>>67729342
tbqh its down to how much money you think you're too good for, my nan could bag 30 a season in the MLS
>>67727747
finnbogason
>>67727337
ur fuckd desu
>>67729342
He'd probably try and back heel every goal in like a fucking monkey.
>>67726510
great filename
>>67727036
She's currently with Atletico Mahdick
>>67728810
I can't see Kane ending up anywhere else but Man United or Man City, they'll both be willing to pay him £300,000 a week for being English like United did with Rooney. Even Suarez at Barca is "only" making £200k, staying in England is a no-brainer. And he's not good enough yet to displace the strikers at any of the three top-tier clubs yet, Suarez/Benzema/Lewandowski are all much better.
>>67733808
Ferguson would have bought him by now 100%
>>67727747
Dele Alli
>>67733823
Just like he bought Shearer
>>67727747
Milik
>TVI report that Nico Gaitán will join Atlético for around €25m. Medical the only thing missing from being official.
man u cucked again
Gotze will cuck Klopp again and go to Spurs because of London+CL. 20 million pounds, £120,000 a week.
>>67734050
>Implying we want another lazy Argentine
Rojo is enough
>>67734681
What the hell is wrong with Watford?
>>67734681
>Mazzarri
Ew... So now after Ranieri everyone is getting an Italian manager? Cause i'd be up to move to England for some of those dank PL money
Who is bjorn engels going to lads?
Leicester should grab him
Can anyone tell me anything about Oğuzhan Özyakup?
>>67734737
swansea did well with their one too
>>67734785
he's atuurkish guy who player for arsenal yout
>>67734729
they've changed managers about 6 times in the last 2 seasons and it keeps working out for them so i'll trust em for now
>>67734935
He's pretty good, i menaged to keep Udienes afloat even when they sold every good player every year, he even got to CL once iirc.
We had 3 PL winning managers now wich i think is more than any other nation
>>67735071
tied with scotland
you now remember Marcelo Bielsa
>>67735084
>>67735071
scratch that
instantlly realised i was wrong
>>67726787
>De Girolamo released
Remember when he was the next GOAT?
>>67734681
You need brass balls to be a manager
>>67734681
inb4 sacked at end of next season after achieving comfortable midtable finish
>>67728687
I imagine he'd want to go somewhere with CL football.
>>67735293
>>67728687
Man City tbqh. Clichy and Kolorov are average at best
>>67727036
Burnout's real is all I can say
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36348224
>This includes the early Saturday kick-off, the first pick of the 15:00 BST kick-offs, Sunday, Monday, midweek and Friday matches until 2019.
>you now remember there will be Friday night PL games from next season
United conspicuously quiet in the rumour mill. What are they planning lads?
>>67727067
wilshere IS le run in a straight line towards goal and fall over man
>>67735360
___________de gea
darmian smalling stones shaw
_____schneiderlin rooney
_____mahrez james martial
___________zlatan
>>67735360
Aloysius hasn't decided who he's signing yet
>>67735360
memes
>>67735393
Darmian is going back to Juve.
Agents met with club officials yesterday
>>67735413
source?
>>67735325
I could see that. It's certainly a step up from Wolfsburg, and Pep has played against him enough times. Plus he speaks Spanish.
>>67735467
they're also the only top CL club I can think of who could use a new LB
>>67735159
He's still under contract, just been transfer listed. Something going on with that kid, he never had a chance.
>>67727036
Still scouting her
Italian bros, is Koulibaly good?
>>67735952
welcome to our thread, elmaymay
>>67735952
>black defenders
>good
>>67735975
Could be Salah. Or one of the other Egyptian players Basel have signed, since apparently they love Egyptians now.
>>67735952
He has pace and power
>>67727747
Musonda or Embolo desu
>>67728002
I'm hoping for Higuain
>>67735990
Not even Basel are insane enough to ask £60m for Embolo. Also he seems smart enough not to try and move straight to Barca or Real.
>>67735990
>literal children
>>67735988
i am sorry but no leagues exist outside of england
>Leicester City want to sign Arsenal forward Theo Walcott, but the 27-year-old England international is keen to stay in north London.(Daily Star)
>Mauricio Pochettino is prepared to sell Son Heung-Min, 23, less than a year after the South Korean joined Tottenham from Bayer Leverkusen for £22m and will also listen to offers for Nabil Bentaleb, 21, and Ryan Mason, 24. (Daily Telegraph)
>>67735988
Omar Gaber -the guy Basel signed- is way better technically than El-Neny. He was wanted by Halal 6 years ago. Too bad he's old (24), so Basel won't get much when they sell him. Egypt have incredible talents but they are lazy and lack work ethic
>>67736049
Walcott Mason swap in the works?
>>67727747
Jon Walters
>>67736001
>Renato Sanches
>Martial
>>67736071
yes, xhaka was just a smokescreen
>>67736049
>walcott to leicester
would literally ruin their team
>>67727731
Xherxan Xhaqiri
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/7164319/Carlo-Ancelotti-reveals-Cristiano-Ronaldo-would-take-3am-ice-baths-with-supermodel-ex-girlfriend-Irina-Shayk-waiting-at-home.html
This confirms it right?
>May 2017
>Arsenal are winning the league by 2 points over a second place tie between Spurs and Man U
>Last game of the season at an already relegated Stoke
>Unusually cold
>Rain pours down
>its a battle for the ages, a real display of football talent
>Peter Crouch bicycle kick
>Arsenal's huge summer transfer and player of the season Xhaka scores an absolute blooter to tie it up
>The second half gets dirty, Mertersacker given a red for a nasty tackle just outside the box, Bojan skies it
>Down one man, Wenger gets desperate and puts on another attacker in the form of summer signing Gonzalo Higuain, universally considered to have flopped
>Wenger feels the nervousness creep up in his chest, but he shakes it off calmly
>92nd minute of +3 extra time
>Jiroo is taken down near the box and the ref awards a controversial penalty
>Wenger is visibly sweating now, the feeling growing stronger in his chest
>While the players argue over the call, work comes in from Old Trafford, United has lost to 4th placed Leicester
>The Emirates gets excited
>After Jiroo is sent off for an altercation with Shaqiri, Higuain is reluctantly chosen, and steps up to take the penalty
>As he sets up, word comes in that Spurs have defeated Swansea, and so the ground grows nervous like Wenger
>"We are on the verge of greatness!"
>"But should Higuain really take the penalty?"
>All of England, no, all of the world is focused in Higuain and Higuain alone
>Even Stoke's fans sense the drama and the tension in the air
>All falls quiet around the Emirates...
>He steps up...
>A powerful strike...
>To the left.......
>AND BY THE KEEPER!!!!
>The roar can be heard across the Isles
>All eyes are on the team that has just won what it has wanted for so long
>...But there are no eyes on Wenger, as he slumps to the ground
>"A heart attack," they would say claimed his life that fateful afternoon
>And as there was celebration, there would also be somber mourning, for the man who brought them glory...
>>67736083
both are shit
>>67736194
wrong thread mate
>>67736194
>arsenal
>leading the league in may
stopped reading there
is Walter Baldwin really an update on Quique Manlet Florres?
>>67736194
>relegated stoke
stopped reading
this is a scary image
>>67736338
Arsenal medical team choose another victim
>>67736283
I can't see how they'll improve under Mazzari.
>>67736216
>>67736217
>>67736306
all of these plus
>crouch isn't leaving
>1. Arsenal
>2. Spurs
>3. Man Utd
>4. Leicester
how is the rest of your stupid table?
Apparently Zorc has started talks with Lorient's officials over Guerreiro.
>>67736389
who is Zorc
>>67736430
the final boss in yugioh
>>67736430
>>67736443
>>67736442
okay but really who
>>67736430
Dortmund's sporting director.
any news on hazard - Nainggolan and Pjanic swap lads?
>>67736550
both are staying at roma la
West Ham have made an approach to sign Gregory Van Der Weil on a free-transfer.
>>67736648
Waste of money even on a free
>>67736648
isn't he complete shit though? just a name?
at least he thinks he's much better than he is
>>67736648
>west ham throwing around the cash like madmen
>all their signings end up being frees
>>67736726
yes, one of those hyped eredivise products long after the eredivisie was good.
>>67736648
Holy shit, the roadman is coming to london
>207 long passes
literally le spray it wide man
>>67736792
>Matip instead of Andreas Christensen
everyone being ABD as always
>>67736457
Necrophade sounds like a sick black guy haircut
Legitimately can't muster the energy the insult the Dutch City sperg anymore lads
Another thread up, he's like a broken autistic robot at this point
So sick of the sight of him, will break his neck if I ever see him outside
>>67736855
why do you give a shit? his threads are 90% him talking to himself
