Vote #1 Turbo Autist OP
Make /afl/ Great Again
The Hawthorn Hawks versus the South Melbourne Bloods at the Melbourne Cricket Ground; 7:50pm Australian Eastern Standard Time.
shit thread
2nd for Reality Check
AFL is actually good shit.
>>67717219
PLEASE
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67717331
on the band wagon here
>>67717084
kill yourself waba
/nrl/ - full threads, empty stadiums
/afl/ - empty threads, full stadiums
>>67717489
>emptystadiumgrab
kek
Hawks
Cats
Crows
Eagles
Kangaroos
Tigers
Demons
Giants
Saints
This is objectively the best choices for tipping this round. Two danger games in Hawks/Swans and Dockers/Tigers may provide a chance to go against the grain, but if you gave been tipping with CONSISTENCY you should be ahead of the pack and able to weather a potential upset.
Ready for round 6 roach?
What's for tea lads?
>>67717800
Made a couple ham and cheese sanga's. Just moved out of home and im spending wayyy to much, time to live poor for a whole and save
>>67717800
Pepperoni Pizza from local pizza place.
>>67717821
>Pepperoni
how about getting a mans pizza you bitch
>>67717800
freezer's shat itself so had various frozen crumbed fish products before and some potato gems for later.
Based Straffo has pinned his only tweet to ever get more than 5 retweets
>>67717084
THANK YOU BASED TURBO.
>>67717800
ordering chinese later
fried rice, king prawn omlette, lemon chicken, honey chicken and a beef dish maybe.
>>67717858
how good are potato gems?
>>67717877
was actually thinking of getting chinese desu
>>67717885
I know a place in melbourne that does potato gems in this cheese sauce... best thing ive ever tasted man
>>67717909
Never forget. He's a fucking piece of shit.
>>67717902
does this place have a name? i'll be up for the pies v cats game tomorrow, probably go check it out
>>67717909
that's legitimate creeper material/borderline criminal, of course he stopped reading because he tweeted that he did too.
>>67717869
>>67717909
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
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>>67717921
>>67717909
>>67717869
Youre just pathetic at this stage
>dat casual transphobia
>>67717921
all I want is to see Holly smiling and laughing
>>67717942
t. jarryd
>>67717923
Royal stacks. I went to the one in Brunswick but i think there's one in the CBD too. Burgers aren't too bad either
>>67717942
now now, enough of that. You're well aware that counter opinions are likely to earn you >le autism team nomination
>>67717961
cheers, i'll give it a suss
help my kitten is going crazy and nothing i do will settle it down! anyone got some tips because im about to throw him out the door
>>67717950
>>67717942
t. Straffo
>>67717942
>>67717970
Get a clothes peg and clamp it on the nape of the neck
>>67717992
Holy fuck thats some autism
>>67718028
The subject or the actual person who put this together
>>67717992
Every time I think I can read this and not react I always realize I can't. It's like staring at the fucking sun. Man With No GF what a fucking autist.
Who you got tonight lads. I got Hawks by less than 15
>10 minutes gone
>1-0
this semen slurping sport isn't for me guys
these 2 sides have fallen so much. this is pathetic
>>67718085
>3-peat
>fallen
wat.
>>67718060
Both t bh, but I was originally talking about the creator of the image
>It's just 2 heavyweights feeling each other out
umm no maybe they are both just playing like shit lingy? You fucking idiot
good game this
>>67718092
would only have been 1 if the afl was fair
>>67718100
>>67718085
>both of these teams are still literal genuine premiership contenders along with geelong
>hawks, swans and geelong have won 9 of the last 10 premierships between them
Let it end
This game is garbage.
>>67718124
I have just about had enough of these teams. I use to fear seeing GWS or the bulldogs winning the premiership but now i will barrack for them because they play exciting and fun football which i enjoy watching. Fuck hawthorn and sydney
>stream is so delayed I'm behind 7 points
Interesting.
Mitchell isn't a fat cunt now that he's off the gas kek.
blatent hand in the back sicily
>>67718157
>the EPL has more premiership winners in the last 5 years than AFL
>goalless quarter
hawks are finished
i swear to god i cant fucking stand lingy.
They wre not fucking feeling each other out, they are playing like shit.
If this was carlton vs essendon all they would be talking about is the poor skills. i am finally unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!!!
>Ted ded
should of kept the helmet on
>these are the two best teams in the afl
"Coach said I only gots 5 concussions left"
Hawks doing there best Essendon impression
>literally umpbabbies: the team
>literally the physical manifestation of the AFL's thirst for Sydney cock: the team
>>67718157
2003 - Brisbane
2004 - Port Adelaide
2005 - Sydney
2006 - West Coast
2007 - Geelong
2008 - Hawks
I miss a new team winning each year desu
>107 possessions
>2 behinds
>>67718250
Based on...?
>these annoying american accents in these annoying ads
just want afldude back lads xx
>turn the light on your phone for mental illness
hawthorns forward line sucks
>>67718250
Hawks aren't even top 4
>>67718326
>It's a veiled we love and support you with our phones Buddy Franklin episode.
>>67718359
>3 premierships in a row
>going for 4peat
>not in the top 2 best teams in the comp
>0.2
one one hand i tipped the hawks
on the other hand hawkroaches lel
>>67718404
Saintroach Kencucky Fried Cucken pls go
>>67718376
>fremantle were top 4 for the last 3 years therefore they are top 4 this year
>brisbane were a top 2 team in 2005 even though they missed the finals
Not even going to read your reply
>the city of Flashscore
They just fixed it but for christ's sakes how can you keep that up for a quarter
>scoreless half
r.i.p cuckthorn
>cuckthorn
>>67718444
>scoreless
>the mental capacity of cuck south welshmen
>0.3 in 1 1/2 quarters of footy
is Hawthorn, dare I say it, finished?
Anyone else with Telstra here?
I can't watch the footy stream because their service is down
Who's the goal umpire at Sydney's end?
>put money on hawks
CANT WAKE UP
>all these roachfags forgetting based Hawthorn's third quarter last week
Can't wait to see you roachfucks get BTFO again
>being so shook mentally by your teammate getting melanoma again you can't do your job.
lol
F I N I S H E D
>>67718416
>saintroach kekcucky
'no'
>>67718470
>against fremantle
>with a 5 goal breeze
in damage control
>>67718476
Saintroach Kencucky pls go
>>67718475
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>>67718479
>m-muh breeze
Swanroach damage control
>>67718470
>against the winless failmantle in hawthorn's home state
>that massive bruise on heeney's arm
>>67718416
>>67718481
Nominating "saintroach" guy for the team, he's a consistently dedicated player
>0.3
>poorform
>>67718510
Why yes, I would like those straws so that I can slurp up your Saintroach tears
>0.4
Update: Hawks have surpassed 150 goalless possessions
>>67718530
>LE EVERYONE WHO HATES KEKTHORN IS LE ONE GUY XDXD
>>67718553
Saintroach has revealed his true Redditroach form
And thus Cucktorn become another irrelevant Cucktorian team ala St Kilda / WB / NM / Demons
cyril rioli confirmed downhill skier
>>67718565
I really hope this is irony and you aren't this much of a newcunt casual
>>67718581
Redditroach damage control, top kek.
>my face mfw when the HawkGOD fightback starts NOW
>blind kick out of mid air hits a forward's chest
Hawks are the biggest luck babbies in the afl.
Does Ling ever stop sucking Hawthorn's dick?
>>67718606
>"ABHawthorn"roaches crying crocodile tears already
>M-MUH L-LUCK S-SHOULD BE BANNED-ED FROM THE A-AFL
KEK
>>67718606
Yeah elite kicking is such a meme
>>67718613
Why aren't you at the game? It's not sold out.
>>67718598
Newcunt confirmed. You are an embarassment.
>>67718633
>says the Redditroach
My sides cannot handle the amount of SEETHING coming from you right now
Dead thread.
What went wrong?
>all this umpball
The call has come. Muh brave comeback for Roughy is the storyline of the night.
Good Half Swannies, now lets bury them
>>67718642
So you aren't new, you're just baiting.
>>67718670
>y-you're j-j-just baiting
Redditmcsaintroach seething to the point of no return lmao
the only thing tippet has going for him is his size, hes 29 and should of stayed at Adelaide and reach a peak there
>>67718704
t. Adelaide_FC
>obviously the crowds put him off there
KEK
>>67718656
/nrl/ was started 5 hours earlier
>down 25 points at halftime
SHUT IT DOWN
A fucking kiss cam, really? Fuck off with that shit
>no superted
JUST
>>67718745
>ketchup ads
we have to go back.
>>67718745
Every stadium does it now to my knowledge
Gotta americanize as much as possible
Look I'm just really happy Daniel Andrews is our Premier. Give him the job for life he keeps this sort of thing up
>>67718745
It'd be worth getting kicked out to cockbomb it
>>67718745
>bring a girl to the footy
>think he might like me
>kiss cam comes on and turns to us
>turn for a kiss
>she laughs
>thousands of people see me get rejected
What a qt
who is this qt
give me a name asap
>>67718766
>I am le Straffo XDXDXD
>>67718786
eleanor patterson
>>67718766
>profile pic
This high jump bitch is a dead set cunt
>tfw no high-jumping Aryan qt
>turns 20 on sunday
oh dear, im finally seeing true qt's on my TV younger than me
>>67718766
I know you're trying to make a MWNGF is a leftie cuck joke, but how is this not a good idea? Doesn't this promote a meritocracy rather than the usual minority quota bullshit?
>This kid is better in front of a camera than Hamish
>Rainman child
>>67718766
They should also sit the interviewee in a seperate room with a voice disguiser and then the successful applicant is revealed like an episode of perfect match
This kid reminds me of when I was a kid.
Hopefully he doesn't end up spending his Friday nights on 4chan.
>>67718766
>>67718801
fucking this lmao. No wonder the dopey cunt is reading people's FB chat on the trains, closest contact to a conversation he has hahaha.
>Hawks getting on the gas at half time to make a comeback
>the Hawthorn meme will never die
no way that kick was 10m
umpball in play
>tfw 4chan x stopped working
>booing a mark
>>67719000
racist 2bh
>i couldn't see
fire this idiot
why are sydney playing two away games in a row?
>>67719020
I just remember that he was literally bullied into retirement and the AFL couldn't do anything about it.
I feel bad for him though 2bh.
Everyone jump on hawthorn if u can get them over $2
>>67719051
Because it's impossible to make a fixture without having concecutive away or home games.
Bruest trying to take the King of Diving title off Monfries?
>>67719055
He was bullied for being an uppity cunt and for breaking the 4th wall with his aggressive chuck a spear dance. Once people saw they got to him every team's fans kept it. Dumb boong thinking he's Nicky Winmar or something good riddance.
12 point swing on that call.
?Umpball
>rioli having a shit game
>commentators still jerk him off
>>67719132
You can't talk bad about the indigenous peoples mate, especially the DELICIOUSSSSS ones
>>67719092
It was still harsh. A couple of weeks of booing I can understand but half a season of it was ridiculous. The AFL and the media made it worse by turning it into "if you boo him, you're racist" though.
>>67717800
fish n chips cunt
>>67719114
Hawks will win
Is getting a gobby from Brooke Satchwell the key to getting such a sexy, gravelly Gary Sweet voice?
>be North
>be undefeated
>somehow have a danger game against fucking Carlton
Only >we could find a way to do this.
>>67719155
Harsh says who? I can understand if you're a Sydney fan that's fine I understand getting behind your players but think about the players that get booed week in and week out just for being antagonistic. Off the top of my head I can think of Ballantyne, Stevie J, Heath Shaw and is years gone by Stephan Milne, people used to call that guy a rapist after those bogus claims by a bitch and it never went away "You need consent Milne" was one I was present for when he was lining up for a set shot and you heard nothing. Goodes was a cunt, a good player but a cunt who believed in his own hype and when the Australian Tall Poppy Syndrome to keep everyone in line kicked in, he played the race card like a coward and the AFL babied him and chastised fans. I pay money to go to games, I can boo whoever I want and don't you dare tell me the reason why I do it.
it's funny because he will have a rough head after they cut all the melanomas out of it.
>Hawthorn will unironically receive another lot of Demetriouegg to win the game
I'm predicting a questionable high contact call in favour of Breust.
>>67719252
Face it Sydney are shit, they'll choke like last week
>>67719225
None of those players copped it as loudly as Goodes last year but those rape accusations are also bullshit.
The real bullshit thing is that Goodes kept his mouth shut. It wasn't him playing the race card, everyone else did it on his behalf and he was the one that copped it. He probably wouldn't have copped it in the first place if the media didn't suck his dick all the time.
>touched
that was a fucking goal. And now they're going to review this one. But not the other one? Fucking bullshit umpball
>>67719301
play on play on play on
Female umpires always have nice arses
>"blockbuster" Friday night game
>struggle to reach 200 posts
KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
>cuglar
>>67719287
I can agree with that, him taking some games off didn't help his cause and the media only the fueled the fire. I feel like as long as I'm not shouting "You dumb fucking coon" over fence and being blatantly racist or swearing profusely I can boo, cheer and say what I want and to who I want. AFL and the mass media really fucked up on that issue.
I remember the days when a whole stand was quiet and after a fumbled mark and free kick awarded followed by a missed shot at goal someone stood and up yelled at Fraser Gehrig "CAN'T KICK. CAN'T CATCH. FAGGOT HAHAHA" Everyone is a fucking special snowflake these days who can't handle the bantz.
buddy fucking franklin, christ
>>67719365
every cunts at the game m8
I loke Buddy a lot more when he's kicking those against Hawthorn.
>>67719365
because they're at the game you mong, enjoy your empty stadiums YOU THUGBY FUCKHEAD
>>67719392
KEK
Most "people" here live in Perth or regional "Australia".
>ump blows whistle for free kick
>...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
>advantage!
kek Cyril you dumb boong
Fucking Cereal lmao.
>Not even in the thread because eating out at dinner
>Hawkroach STILL sperging out about me
You are literally autistic cunt
Is George Hewett related to Lleyton Hewitt?
>>67719467
Sisters m8
/afl/ on pooicide watch
>Bruce McAvaney not understanding the basics of reproduction
nothing to see here
>>67719481
stop bullying our community
What's for dinner lads?
Too late umps
>>67719515
I had quiche and salad
>>67719515
mummys heating me up a beef goulash with mash potato and veggies
boring ass game to bh
>>67719515
I'm actually pretty tempted to go to Maccas after I've already had dinner.
>>67719515
HE ALREADY POSTED REEEEEEEEEE
stop showboating Claire you blind cunt.
There will be no 4thorn this year lads
junk time jack
dead thread
dead crowd
dead commentators
dead sport
These two shitty boring teams need to fuck off already. Honestly sick of this eternal 2012 bullshit.
>women in charge of goal umpiring
>being that unsure of your decision
>goal contirmed
>its another hawthorn, geelong or sydney win the premiership episode
yawn
>>67719577
>>67719578
>women in charge of anything
If they can't decide what they want for fucking dinner why put them in charge of decisions that literally determine multi-million dollar sporting events. Fuckin hell.
REMINDER
Geelong 2007-2011 > Brisbane 2001-2003 > Hawthorn 2013-2015
>>67719606
>4 years of Geelong greater than Brisbane 3-peat.
Get out.
>>67719592
Dw mate. GWS will be winning the next 5 premierships.
>>67719606
you forgot to put Melbourne 1954-1960 first again mate
>>67719606
West Coast of 05, 06, and 07 are better than all of those teams. Premierships aren't everything.
>>67719606
You must have been too young to remember anything from 2001-2003
Reminder that this happened
>>67719650
>Sydney get beaten by Richmond
>Hawthorn get beaten by Sydney
Richmond > Sydney > Hawthorn confirmed.
>>67719640
>West Coast of 05, 06, and 07
Lose one, win one, not even in one.
>Premierships aren't everything
I see you served your ban WAautist welcome back.
>>67719640
my fucking man
>>67719617
>3 years without winning the minor premiership and fluking 3 premierships
>the next year the minor premier finally doesn't choke and embarrasses you
>>67719640
>literal 3 man team
>better than anything
>>67719617
>>67719645
It's close but I gave it to Geelong because of the quality of opponents they had to beat in the GFs. Saints 09 and Pies 11 are 2 of the best teams not to win the flag.
>>67719680
>fluking 3 premierships without winning the minor
My nigga please stop your delusion is tearing my sides apart.
>>67719640
>this is what shitgles fans actually believe
KEK
kek
›Cuckthorn
LMAO
going to an 80s theme part lads, because the people I know aren't particularly inventive.
>bet on swans last week
>bet against swans this week
>tfw -$400 this season so far
Fucking hell
>>67719704
who ya going as mate?
>Sam Mitchell 48
JUST
>>67719682
>Brisbane 2001 beat the Essendon Premiers of 2000 who destroyed Melbourne
>Brisbane 2002 beat Collingwood narrowly by 9 points
>Brisbane 2003 destroyed Collingwood
Brisbane 3-peat was GOAT mate. They were the Collingwood of the 20's going for a 4-peat.
>Play in 6 grand finals in a row and win 5 of them
>people rate shit tier threepeat teams above you as GOAT
Cyril Rioli with 11 touches
is he one of the most overrated players going about lads?
>>67719730
>dressing up
as an adult.
>>67719617
>forgetting all the floggings Geelong gave in that time
>>67719741
>Playing in a diluted era of unprecedented expansion teams and compromised drafts.
>>67719754
IMO the Cats v Port Granny flogging was borderline Murder and I loved it but I still rate Lions 3-peat higher.
cuckroaches BTFO
>>67719671
WCE would've won 05 if not for Hall unfairly being allowed to play
WCE were leading and on their way to victory in the PA QF game until Cousins went down. Hadn't Cousins gone down, WC would've played a home prelim which they would have won. Their GF opposition would've been a 6th placed Collingwood or a 119 putrid Port Adelaide team.
>>67719750
fair enough mate, hope u have a great time
>>67719731
feeling your pain mate :(
tippett gets most superocach points
>>67719748
yes
>>67719774
>If only things out of anyone's control went in my team's favor we surely would have been premiers.
Make another map you delusional fuck.
>>67719733
Collingwood 02-03 were pretty average for a Grand Final side, although Brisbane do get credit for winning all 3 against Melbourne sides on the MCG.
Hawthorn on the other hand only had to beat 3 interstate teams, 2 of which were quite weak (Dockers 2013 and Eagles 2015)
>>67719781
thanks, and a breath of fresh air to be accosted with unwarranted positivity and well-wishing rather than the usual autistic tough guy rage that /afl/ has to offer
>>67719774
>eagles would have won if x happened
>>67719774
>Their GF opposition would've been a 6th placed Collingwood or a 119 putrid Port Adelaide team.
Ah no, their opponent would have been Geelong who would have BTFO you just as hard as they did Port.
Also 05-06 was a weak transition era in between Brisbane 01-03 and Geelong 07-11.
>there's a reasonable chance that we could have a Sydney-GWS Grand Final this year
>>67719844
>infront of a packed MCG of 70,000
>>67719756
What are you on about?
>>67719877
They would still pack the place by giving all the tickets to rich cunts who don't actually give a shit.
>>67719831
Also 05-06 was a weak transition era in between Brisbane 01-03 and Geelong 07-11.
No, that's a misconception. Geelong didn't get any better after 2006. The rest of the competition just got a lot worse. The top two or three teams had very high percentages, not because they were good, but because the other 13 teams were complete trash. The 05 and 06 period was the strongest that the AFL had ever been which is why WC's percentage wasn't ever too high.
>>67719896
If you're talking about Hawthorn you are autistic and don't deserve (You's)
If West Coast injury list wasn't fucked in the 2007 finals they could have beaten Geelong.
If Brisbane had a better team they would be higher up on the ladder
The final percentage of a GF winner isn't a great metric for comparing GF winners of different seasons. West Coast of 06 would have had a much higher percentage had the rest of the competition been as bad as it was in 2007.
>>67719978
>>67720048
I refuse to believe these are legitimate opinions. Shit tier trolls.
>>67717832
Going back 3 hours to tell you that a pepperoni is the benchmark by which all pizza shops are measured, you plebeian fuck
Kill yourself
>>67719978
That just proved that west coast had no depth.. Geelong won the afl and vfl GF both comfortably.. So I don't think there was a problem with their depth
