>Friday 20 May
19:35 Crusaders v Waratahs, AMI Stadium, Christchurch
>Saturday 21 May
17:05 Reds v Sunwolves, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
19:35 Chiefs v Rebels, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
21:40 Force v Blues, nib Stadium, Perth
>Sunday 22 May
1:00 Lions v Jaguares, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
3:05 Sharks v Kings, Kings Park, Durban
5:10 Bulls v Stormers, Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria
BYES: Brumbies, Cheetahs, Highlanders, Hurricanes
New & previews:
http://www.superxv.com/news/
>Guinness PRO Playoffs
Fri 20 May 19:45 local, Leinster Rugby v Ulster Rugby, RDS Arena
Sat 21 May 18:30 local, Connacht Rugby v Glasgow Warriors, Sportsground
New & previews:
http://www.pro12rugby.com/news/index.php#ERIRp5R7Z3Gdtyel.97
Going to a fancy restaurant tonight.
Will report back later on.
>>67714940
>>67714961
No real need.
>>67714900
Poosaders
Queefs
Poos
Loins
Sharts
Steamers
tßh
Crusaders or Highlanders, who's gonna get that coveted home playoff advantage lads?
Crusaders or Highlanders, who's gonna get that coveted home playoff advantage lads?
Samu Kerevi has signed a two-year contract with Queensland Rugby Union, which will see him remain at Ballymore until 2018.
Just spoke to one of my sources in the Reds.
Kerevi has been training this week. Even though he wasn't named in the team he will play if he passes a day-of fitness test.
Why was this thread made when the other one is only at 300 posts?
Why was this thread made when the other one is only at 300 posts?
>>67715342
because threadcunt likes his organised OPs
Lel, this fucking amateur shitposter missed one.
>>67715310
You missed one you dole-bludging tradie fuck.
>>67715495
>dole-bludging tradie
how does one bludge on the dole whilst having a trade?
>>67715495
>dole-bludging tradie
how does one bludge on the dole whilst having a trade?
>>67715342
because take your midweek "banter" thread and shove it up your arse mate.
>>67715707
he only works for cash and stays in unemployment
>>67715780
why would one go through three years of being an apprentice to then only work for cash in hand?
What is going on with this double poster?
Where is the latest nrlel pic?
What is going on with this double poster?
Where is the latest nrlel pic?
You are all under my control.
You are all under my control.
>>67716063
>>67716100
Shouldn't there now be another one of these posts?
>>67716063
>>67716100
Shouldn't there now be another one of these posts?
Had a dream Japan shut out Scotland in the tests. Woke up in sweats.
jannie on top of his game today
>its an episode of /nrl/ shits up /rug/
fucking degenerate vermin, you have a containment thread for a reason you literal human cockroaches
Game starting, /rug/ an absolute graveyard.
Maybe the lads all have dates...
Game starting, /rug/ an absolute graveyard.
Maybe the lads all have dates...
100-0 on the cards lads
I'm wasting my time trying to find a stream right?
>>67717374
http://fulltvsports.com/ch1.html
I'm wasting my time trying to find a stream right?
Goatomaru won't sleep well tonight after he helps his Australian masters destroy the rugby hopes of his people.
Might get the fire going this afternoon lads, this weather is bloody appalling.
/edwina/ desu
>>67730340
>not getting on the chop at the beach
haha loser
>>67730627
Jokes on you, I went for a surf this morning.
>>67730340
>not getting on the chop at the beach
haha loser
>>67730340
>not getting on the chop at the beach
haha loser
Lovely weather in Brisbane for rugby lads.
Who /goingtothegame/ here?
Lovely weather in Brisbane for rugby lads.
Who /goingtothegame/ here?
>>67733125
Just you I think.
Predicting speds by 30 tßh.
>>67733250
I picked them by 28. Everyone else seems to think it will be closer, but I don't see the sunweebs forwards beating the Reds forwards.
weebs paying $6 lads. Might be worth a cheeky.
>delusionalben
>>67733505
Fortune favours the bold, friend.
>>67733557
Delusional would be the thick cunt picking bumwolves by 13.
Is this the official thread
>ulstermen
>>67733623
Fortune favours the old, friend.
Reds well and truly on awoooo~ watch lads
>>67733632
>you will never be this qt
>you will never have literally hundreds of men obsessing over you
>Kerevi starting
>>67733632
Haven't seen this pic before, is this from her instagram? Are you the guy that got the follow request accepted?
>>67733683
yes
>>67733696
ohmyfkngod she looks half-retarded
Qld Kerevi Scrums Pty Ltd
>>67733696
dump pls
why did she accept you? Do you have normie posts on there?
dear /rug/
it is nice to see you again
hopefully tonight i can get on and post some more good stuff that you all enjoy
t. fellow bl enthusiast
>>67733719
>bl enthusiast
I don't know what this is sorry m8
>>67733719
I'm not really into bl either, whoever the fk you are.
>>67733713
she'll accept anyone m8
>>67733749
Based Justin doing god's work
>she has her star sign on her instagram description
into the trash it goes
>>67733764
not even me but he must be a /rug/poster
>that kick
>>67733769
if you're gonna reject girls because they believe dum shit, your list is going to be very small
WE
refball
>>67733868
Why do Kiwis hate based Australian rugby?
>>67733868
t. an expert on refball
>>67734008
>22 minutes ago
>>67734063
By that picture I assume you mean experts on overcoming refball.
>>67734064
Can't hold /rug/ all up on my own
>>67734109
Sorry lad. I would help but I'm at the game watching some dude try to kick a goal from eight in front for $1000.
>>67734087
ahahaha yeah nah i don't mean that at all.
>>67734119
>p-please notice me big strong NH-sama
Your pandering is pathetic lad.
>>67734109
I meant call I was saying refball against the reds on the slipper forward pass
Bumwolves to defeat Speds by 2
You heard it here first
〜awoo lads
>>67734133
how did 'that' become 'call'
>>67734144
only counts if you said so on superbru. 5 of us have said the reds will win by 12 points
awoo~~
>>67734144
Only 2? I've got them by 7.
carpenter looks like he wears eyeliner
Just woke up, what's the score lads? Is a gsp obtainable if you backed the speds?
>>67734224
reds 22 20
>>67734239
Eish will they make it?
>>67734260
yes
reds 25 20
goromaru gonna be binned and injured kek
>>67734264
tee hee
>>67734260
no
25 25
>>67734274
rigged?
RIGGED
goromoru most dishonrobre
Whats wrong with Hunt?
>>67734292
it was a thigh strain or something
AWOOOOO
WE ARE RED
E
A
R
E
R
E
D
Kerevi-sans back!
seeing him cry on the touchline
;____;
>>67734309
sooner than expected too
why couldn't the bums play well when i tipped them against the force
>>67734342
DELET THIS
NO FUCK
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>mfw i switched from reds by 10 to reds by 20 a few minutes before the game
Allowed on the field after the game lads. Sunweebs just bowed to their karate pyjama-wearing fans.
>no 山田 try
FBM
>>67734556
Yama what?
No sign of goromaru anywhere lads. Hendrik tui is chatting it up with the weebs but goromaru isn't. Must be badly injured.
>>67734572
something about him getting an ambo for his shoulder
lot of Kids on the field lads.
>>67734549
expect hara-kiri for the fans at the end of the season.
So lads, should Super Rug split into two divisions and introduce promotion and relegation?
They can add two teams in 2020, call it Super 202020, one in Singapore/Honkers and one in Argie, 10 each division and have 1 team up/down and 2nd/2nd-last can have a playoff
no. South Africa would ban all rugby forever when the Kings got relegated.
>>67733696
>yes
so fucking jelly
>>67734626
you call something a 2nd division and a lot of people immediately say 'fuck tha'
goromaru out on the field now lads. No sling or anything. Must have just injured his honour.
>>67734654
Tell him he has been most dishonorabu.
>>67734654
or his ribs, looked like he was holding his side on the bench at one point
>>67734626
That'd be a great way to half the viewership. Good idea numbnuts.
anyone got a working stream?
Who else Rebels +16.5 here?
>>67734712
just you m8
>>67734694
yes pls
want good stream for this one
>>67734712
b-but muh mana
>>67734719
>>67734724
Point start, that is.
heading to cacko to pick up a qt3.14 nip now lads.
When will the TKB meme end?
>>67734774
> meme
> won two super rugby titles
pick one
>>67734780
He has managed to avoid the All Blacks no dickheads policy for far too long.
>>67734780
>by this logic Carlos Spencer isn't a meme
Congratulations, you played yourself.
>>67734712
you spelt - incorrectly
H
>full moon
>wolves didnt win
bad omen lads
>>67734653
>>67734667
yeah but it would mean you wouldn't have to see your team getting smashed every week
plus wouldnt a promotion campaign be exciting to go and see?
>yfw teams dont run out to this, /rug/'s theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ8KK8u9dN8
>>67734874
Australian fans don't go and see their teams as is.
>>67734882
This song unironically gives me flashbacks fuck
Probably some of my earliest memories were this on vinyl being overplayed
>>67734907
Your folks smoke a lot of weed did they?
>>67734626
Prom/rel only works in small areas. If you have a 2nd division and teams STILL have to fucking plane to South Africa it gets too expensive.
Could have a prom/relegation and the 2nd division is just the equivalent of the domestic comp for each country, but idk
Chiefs by 40 incoming.
TAMANIVALUVALU!
>>67734626
>the aru starts forcing teams to transfer their best players to the tards so they're never at risk of relegation
I am not in favour of any system that would see Queensland supporting more than the 4 teams that are currently all supplied by Queensland.
>>67734644
she'll accept anyone m80
>>67734961
does she have a bf?
Sam Canes one job seems to be concede penalties for the whole team
>>67734969
yes
>>67734990
What about Nina?
What do you guys think of Weber? Fourth choice halfback for the ABs? Or has he managed to displace both TKB and TJP?
Nice try.
Queensland Reds Pty Ltd.
>>67734998
that is nina
>>67735023
Are they a subsidiary of Bronccorp Ltd?
>>67734969
Got one like literally last week. There are zero photos of them together though so could just be that she's found out about us obsessing over her and is faking it to get us off her trail.
>>67735028
Which one is the hot blonde rig one?
>>67735050
Edwina you seething casual.
>>67735050
I am unaware of edwina's relationship status
Nina is a pretty cute name desu. I feel like Edwina is also a qt name.
If you ever had a qt daughter (inb4 implying I ever get roots), what qt name would you give her?
>>67735074
edwina unironically sounds like a joke name and i'd probably just let the mother name her
Got accepted lads
I'm in
Jesus fuck she's cute
You reckon she's smart enough to work out why she's getting so many requests from people she doesn't know all of a sudden?
Also, pic related, JK is a Nina-poster.
>>67733557
>5 tipped 12
>>67735051
>4 tipped 15
>>67735118
with 1000+ followers I doubt she knows 75% of them
>>67735118
Of course not, it's a well known fact that Nina is a frequent poster on this community under the name "The Endgame", so she knows what's coming.
>>67735136
Shit, I forget the shift in metrics - with c.350 followers, I pretty much know 70% of them.
>>67735137
Not to jinx it, but no namefags today is a fucking nice feeling.
>>67734885
yeah they do. if you stop comparing to AFL/EPL, the 15k average the reds/tahs get and the 10k in perth is pre good. do the rebels and brumbies get more than 5k?
should have tipped more than 21 tbhwyf
>>67735118
>Posting a clearly cropped pick
>>67735150
Just been getting ready for a law alumni party in Parnell, sis.
>>67735118
>>67735136
do you get a notification on insta when you get a new follower?
>>67735190
yep
loads of russian sluts offering me website deals have followed me
but on the plus side, fabian coulthard randomly liked one of my cric pics
>>67735150
Nice work dipshit.
>>67735174
>>67735189
>>67735150
Just got back from my bridge club meeting everyone.
>>67735174
>>67735189
>it's a Devvo Fag Ltd and shitspouter show up at the exact same moment episode
>>67735157
Not compared to the capacities to average attendances of the other Super Rugby nations.
>>67735197
Kys fuckface.
>>67735196
>>67735208
My cunning plan to expose them as the same person is moving along nicely.
>>67735197
Not a member of a bridge club lad
Though I have gone with my Nan to her bridge nights, it can be pretty fun tttt
>26-3
The absolute STATE of Aussie rugby.
refball
Lol /rug/ on pooicide watch.
>>67735216
Not that cunning as it's an established fact.
>>67735208
do you mean avg. attendance as % of capacity? I mean if you're comparing like that it's just silly
Now that Kerevi's fit: Kuridrani to wing or bench?
>>67735206
>Devvo fag Ltd
The family assest are held in a trust tttt, The Devvo Lad Trust would be more accurate.
>>67735239
How is it any less or more silly to comparing it to AFL/EPL?
People will always compare to some sort of standard.
>a week when all interesting teams are out of game
>>67735286
The canes are shit now m8 you can stop bandwagoning them
>>67735206
That isnt me tttt
I just logged into /rug/ 10 mins ago. Ive been making pulled pork burgers and drinkin peronis
So now that it's established that Shitspouter = Devvo Lad, and The Endgame = Nina, who is Jeff?
The Insider is obviously the endgame too.
>>67735286
>there are """people""" watching Rugby on a Basedbies bye week
kek
KEK
>>67735304
Jeff and I am a HUGE faggot are clearly the same person if that means anything. No way there are multiple cumsaders fans here, they all died in the earthquake.
who /7's/ here
>>67735304
t. Endgame woman.
Seems like your endgame is to convince everone that all of the namebros are the same person.
Its not really working sis. I can easily put my trip on but I enjoy watching you squirm.
>>67735304
I think they're all Daniel tttt
>>67735319
i'm /execute all kiwis except nina/ here for the minute
>>67735292
>bandwagoning
But I began to support them when they were shit.
>>67735336
I'd like to execute Nina's pussy, with my cock, if you're picking up what I'm putting down...
>>67735263
Depends if any euros are coming back. If not, I'd say wing with Horne dog, if Tomane wasn't crocked then bench
Who else Ivana > Nina / Edwina?
Chiefs on champions watch
Great half from Cruden
Retallick immense
Mitchell Graham, drop goals excluding, is having a great game. On All Black watch
>>67735309
>there are people who only follow 1 team
LOL
>>67735350
Kys daniel
>first Peter Fitzimmons hates on Hayne
>now Matt Burke has come out calling him selfish
Whats with fairfax rugby journos hating on the Hayne PLane lads? Is it because hes a former NRL player whos only there to meme? 7's is fucking stupid anyways
>>67735283
Because EPL is wildly popular and has a culture of away support, whereas AFL fans are delusional
>>67735347
don't be so lood please she's too qt for such nefarious thoughts
>>67735356
It's because Hayne has a deal with News Limited.
>>67735356
Peter Fitzsimons has literally turned into a caricature of himself.
>>67735356
Its honestly retarded what hayne is doing. Only a newcunt fresh off the boat from /nrl/ supports hayne.
>>67735350
Literally no one. Even daniel repeatedly called her "average" whilst damage controlling about being totally in love with her.
comparing with a sport like AFL which is even worse on TV than live is silly
>>67735350
You'd go over to Nina at the bar. Get turned down immediately. Chat to Edwina for a bit, she's fun and bubbly but ultimately sees you as a non sexual object.
You then end up going home with Ivana as her confidence has taken a knock cause she has watched her two friends get approached by a /rug/ autist before her.
Ahh uni life
>>67735379
Based Daniel with this self reflection.
Will based Hayne play for the Wallabies after the Olympics lads?
>>67735398
he can't, you're locked into one nation for life in rugby
Will Hayne furthermore be known as the off-brand SBW?
>>67735322
>thinking you know my endgame
Ha ha ha ha.
Not even close, friend, but points for trying. You have a while to keep guessing though, I don't plan to reveal my endgame until The Time™ is right.
:)
Angus Gardner will ref the next WC final provided Australia isn't in it. Cap this post.
>>67735404
What a dumb cunt, he should've picked Australia then. There's no future in Fiji.
>>67735322
>>67735423
These are the same people. The "endgame" is to create a fake war between two "sides" of namefags (many of which are just the same people).
What do I win?
execute all namefags
>>67735404
>Iron Maiden sponsors a rugby ground
Hahahaha wow. At the Auckland show Bruce got out a bunch of Blues flags he got from the game they all went to and half the crowd started booing. Guess he forgot that 90% of Hamilton drove up for that show.
>>67735437
>>67735430
finally someone recognises that there's an Australian good at rugby is pure true blue and not just some Rhodesian or Islander import
>>67735454
You've already told us this story Daniel.
>>67735434
he said he chose Fiji and not Australia because "Australia didn't approach me", so take that for what its worth
>>67735454
They own the ground. It's where their beer is made.
>>67735434
I doubt he even wants to stay in rugby
>>67735468
Nzherald ran an article saying this is bullshit. When hayne first went to NFL the Australian coach said "If it doesn't work out he's always welcome to come play for the Australian 7s team".
Hayne comprehensively btfo for blatantly lying.
>>67735434
He has no interest in playing for the Wallabies
The only way he would continue playing Rugby is if he went to a French of English club which automatically makes him inelegible for the Wallabies anyway
The Tahs cant afford him (already paying for Folau) and I doubt the ARU can either. He either crawls back to the NRL or goes to France.
>>67735501
I feel like he'll go to Top 14 after the Olympics. I'm honestly surprised more players (from both codes) don't already.
Do they have a cap on how many foreigners they can have on their squads?
Chiefs on touchline watch.
>>67735513
the league players retire to Super League instead usually
>>67735513
>I'm honestly surprised more players (from both codes) don't already
wat. Literally half the Brumbies are going and lots of other young talent as well. Losing Liam GIll and Luke Jones will be a big blow.
I'm just surprised that more leaguies aren't going. NRL money is fucking nothing compared to French Rugby money.
I've been very impressed with Weber this season. He plays with a purpose and creates opportunity for his teammates well
>>67735530
Not talking about a retirement league. I'm surprised that the French aren't targeting the top NRL talent. The French could easily double the salary of an Inglis, Thurston or RTS.
>>67735531
Honestly seems like the comfiest existence, get to live in some quaint French city and play footy for a living earning megabux.
Probably even get a qt French gf.
>>67735540
Because even though they could double their salaries, it'd still be a fairly big investment from them on an unknown
>>67735546
Leaguies have the brain capacity of a peanut. They probably couldn't even figure out where France is on a map letalone have the knowledge that there is a French Rugby competition where they could literally tripple their earnings.
>>67735531
Going to get even worse in 2019 when the new TV deal kicks in. Not to mention England catching them up
>>67735500
link?
personally I wouldn't have faith in my ability to learn French
>>67735560
Epic post m8.
Surprising that the managers/agents aren't pushing their clients to sign there more. Surely they would get a bigger signing bonus signing their player to a big Top 14 contract, relative to whatever contract they'd get in the NRL?
lel nice game of scrummaging you got going SHitposters
If you're a big enough NRL star I bet sponsorship deals here that you wouldn't get there could make up the difference
>>67735576
Feel like you wouldn't have to learn that much anyway. All the players are foreigners, the coaches are probably increasingly foreign etc
>>67735558
>it'd still be a fairly big investment from them on an unknown
The only two genuinely top NRL players who have switched to Rugby in recent years have been Sunni Bill and Israel Folau. I think it's fair to say that both of those guys have been successes. Surgess went as well but he isn't in the class of those other two guys and they didn't know what position to play him as.
I have no doubt if you took an Inglis at his prime and played him as an outside back he'd be an instant success. I doubt Inglis even earns AUS$1million. Kurtley fucking Beale was offered AUS$1.5M by an English club.
I think the European clubs just haven't been scouting the NRL. The top players would transition as backs no problem. There is plenty of talent in the NRL, always has been. The ARU just can't touch it because they are poor as fuck. They only got Folau because the NRL fucked up with salary cap red-tape.
>>67735598
for general life
>>67735594
Nah I feel like it would only be the very top end. And even then, you wouldn't be able to walk down the street without people knowing who you are; in comparison you'd probably be a literal who to most random French people and would be able to live your life.
>>67735434
>Top ranked Sevens team
>No future
Yeah alright mate.
>>67735574
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11640204
>>67735615
Literally nobody gives a shit about 7s.
You sissies watching the Parker v Takam fight?
>>67735599
The English clubs probably have burgess fresh in their minds tttt
>>67735641
Got tickets for Green vs Mundine at Uluru m8
>>67735641
I don't even know which particular dying sport that is
>>67735644
Nah it wouldn't phase them that much, players switch from English Super League to English Rugby Union all the time.
smug on recovering reputation watch
>>there's a glitch in the matrix
NO THE SMIRK IS DEAD
