Toronto Blue Jays vs Minnesota Twins
7:10 PM CDT Target Field, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Toronto
19-23, 4th AL East
SP: Estrada
Minnesota
10-29, 5th AL Central
SP: Santana
>Minnesota has lost six in a row at home, a skid it'll try to snap Thursday night against the Toronto Blue Jays as the struggling clubs open a four-game set at Target Field.
>GOINS NOT PLAYING
>JAYS MIGHT ACTUALLY GET SOME RUNS TONIGHT
jk
>RISP
all
day
Travis is 3-3 in his rehab game today, 2 singles and a double, all hard hit line drives
>>67709628
who is this splooge stooge
I hope the Raptors game doesn't steal all the posts
Blow Gays
Bautista, RF
Donaldson, 3B
Encarnacion, DH
Smoak, 1B
Saunders, LF
Tulowitzki, SS
Paredes, 2B
Martin, R, C
Pillar, CF
Literally Who's?
Dozier, 2B
Nunez, E, SS
Mauer, 1B
Sano, RF
Plouffe, 3B
Park, DH
Arcia, LF
Suzuki, K, C
Santana, D, CF
>>67709675
my gf, back the fuck off
>>67709684
>literally who's
Those literally who's are going to win this game and the series
>leadoff hitter that doesnt swing on stupid shit outside the zone and knows what a walk is
what a time to be alive
>josh popupson
>>67709745
All the more >RISP to earn today
>>67709745
He'll also get additional PA too
>Canelbows
>>67709628
who is this fluid druid
>>67709803
Olivia Jensen
https://www.pinterest.com/curvycanada/olivia-jensen/
>saundshit
why do canadians bother playing we are all shit
Starting with the >RISP early boys
>this ump
Top kek
He's fucking garbage
Donaldson is cold as fuck right now holy shit. He has 1 hr and 1 RBI for the month of may.
Could I wear an umpire jacket on an job interview
Zaun started this by saying the Twins cant hit
>>67709881
You could, film it
>>67709890
Twins confirmed for getting double digit hits by the 5th
>>67709664
w-w-w-w-w-we still have a chance?
>Paredes
Top kek
Games over, Canada is finished
>>67709893
Could I wear an go pro on an interview
>>67709919
nope, all our pitchers are getting fucking shelled and even the offense picking up wont save us but travis is going to be part of our core in the future
>>67709951
>Canada is finished
weedman just beat down some chick in our house of commons, there is still hope
>>67709951
>Games over, Canada is finished
you're probably being ironic but we are 0-20 in games where the opponent scores 4 runs or more, so you arent far off
>>67709965
>Canaelbows
>>67709967
We're 10-29 lad...
>>67710020
>We're 10-29 lad..
the identical offense that was 1st in runs last season for the entire year is now 17th
>>67710020
Gonna be 14-29 on Sunday lad
>>67710020
>10-29
What happened
>Asian hitter
How many Asians are in the mlb right now?
>>67710125
google it
faggot
>>67710257
i'm too stoned sorry
>>67710257
build wall
welp thats game lads, top of the order is finished, estradas gotten 10 runs of support this entire season total,
enjoy your winning streak twins fans
>>67710362
they need to get back on the juice quick
Live by the meme, die by the meme
got to agree with buck that shit is lame
>2 outs
>2 strikes
of course they get a base hit
why the fuck wouldnt they
90% of bandwagoners from last season already tuned out and hopped on the raptors bandwagon.
>>67710692
Good
Too bad they'll be back when the Raptors lose
>>67710720
Its mostly "Canadians" too if you catch my drift.
>>67710064
More like
>what happened last year
Last year was a fluke, this is more like it.
>>67710720
they won't be back, this is a below .500 team
yeah we're actually gonna get shutout, at least it isnt a no hitter
Garathos did nothing wrong
>Buy our tickets in bulk while we're still thought of as a playoff team
Is baseball the only sport where Asians are competitive?
>>67710881
No.
>>67710881
why are you so obsessed about asians?
nobody cares about ugly midget gooks
watch the game and shut the hell up faggot
so lets say we manage to offload at the deadline considering we will be below .500 and at least 10 games back of a wildcard, going into next season we need a 5th starter, a DH, a RF, LF, and 1B
pompey can play left, we can try resigning smoak, pentacost has been converted to DH/1B in the minors because hes made of glass and hes been hitting really well, alford and tellez are still probably at least 1 more season away from possibly being major league ready, who can we sign? Hopefully Osuna realizes what a waste he is pitching every couple days when he has all the stuff to be a starting pitcher and fills in as a 5th starter
This is brutal
Is Justin going to have to manhandle a bitch?
martin got a hit! martin got a hit!
>>67711016
Just not realy
[spoiler]He's honestly a stupid faggot tho[/spoiler]
nice eyes chink
>>67711227
bit rude dont you think?
>>67711323
me so sorry
>>67711345
JT wouldn't be happy about this
>>67711377
Its 2016
maybe this is just one of those seasons where a player just has a shit year and bounces back next year but we have it for our entire lineup
good ol Saskatchewan boys
>>67711439
maybe last season was one of those seasons where a player just has a great season and goes back down next year, but we have it for our entire team lineup
Thanks Pat
FUCKING FINALLY
A FUCKING HIT THAT ISNT DIRECTLY AT A FIELDERS GLOVE
beach towels?
they havent scored 4 runs yet we might actually have a chance to win
What is he doing, this isn't soccer
Oh look runs
lmao nunez mad af
you know it wouldnt bother me that they lay off borderline pitches that look wide if they werent fucking morons that swung at absolute garbage that doesnt even come out looking like good pitches
>>67711739
Who are you talking about?
>>67711816
Everyone on both teams
>>67711816
Who do you think lmao
Everyone but Bautista basically.
>Martin doesn't have a single home run this season
Man, lose 6 games in a row, the last one 6-3 and do all kinds of 666 hand signs and suddenly these jays threads are daed
why havent the jays found a korean slugger
>>67712215
So will they win this one just to have had sacrificed 6 games to satan then?
>>67712215
I don't mind it. There was so many fucking retards that didn't have a clue about baseball. Reading their idiotic posts raised my blood pressure.
anyone else feel like a bullpen loss is coming
its almost unstoppable, no matter who we play nothing goes right, this season just isnt ours
>>67712486
I feel a little better than usually because of who they're playing. But I don't have any confidence in them. Chavez is serving a suspension and Cecil is injured. Storen is available and he's shit.
estrada is elite tho rite
>>67712581
Bretty gud desu
Saw a guy dressed as Darth Nihilus at the game #justnerdthings
Saunders is the only guy on this team who actually knows how to hit anything other than dingers.
>>67710881
Starcraft
>>67712709
maybe the secret is sprinkler heads
NOW I TRULY SEE
>>67709628
Too much ass.
Good catch by Santana
Based Danny Santana
>>67712698
>going to Star Wars night
Wow tulo fucking torches a ball and still can't cash in the run. It's gonna be a long season lads.
>>67712748
Tuu low ass.
osuna is going to give up the walk off isnt he
i can feel it, its just how this season is
>>67712758
It's the only game I can convince my mom to bring me to
>>67712783
Nah Osuna's actually good
>>67712824
thats my point this is exactly the type of game where our best reliver shits the bed and losses it
WE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT LADS
>>67712872
>jays blowpen
you literally wont be here longer than 10 more minutes
>>67712872
50 inning game here we come
hows paredes looked at second?
Last 2 digits determines how many innings we are playing
Didn't see the start of the game
Did paredes commit the error?
we wont score here
you know we wont
>not pinch-hitting Happ for memetin
>>67713009
Shit glove decent bat
>>67713054
Against a rookie pitcher??
>>67712836
Nah Biagini is our best reliever and he will be fine
Holy shit!!!!
>>67713114
yes
do you have the slightest idea how many innings we've had with a runner on 2nd and no outs and failed to score?
>jays are 0/14 with risp
>Pillar now on an 0/16 streak
Kyle Lowry is fucking garbage
Jej, fuck you
>>67713211
Update that to
>0/15 with risp
>>67713114
see
you dont realize this but you've already won this game,
>Bautista runs slower than a 1 year old that can't even walk
So we could've scored if he didn't jog home?
I forget desu
>>67713234
Too bad odor wasn't on first
>>67713229
I shouldn't have doubted you friend
>>67713253
Kek
>>67713245
No.
le epic maneuver YTMND music
biagini can get us 2 innings and then its fucking over and we are down to storen, its now or never for this piece of shit team, if we lose this series we are officially sellers at the deadline
>>67713400
no one wants what we want to sell
>>67713410
someone will give up something good for edwin, maybe bautista if he manages a couple more dingers
maybe also smoak and saunders for a decent prospect, we can then use those prospects to package with tulo and martin and get someone else to eat those contracts hopefully
>>67709825
How the fuck donyou by pass the sign up wall?
>>67713445
With how much they gush about how they like it here, I doubt edwin and joey will waive their 10/5
>>67713464
By signing up
>>67713534
Fuck that.
>Tulo
now we just have to rely on our bullpen again
i will suck tulos dick right fucking now
>he's due
Pat confirmed for prophet, he also called the paredes lead off double
2LO
L
O
>>67713614
You could have vibrating vacuum lips and he still wouldn't smile
What could go wrong?
>>67713502
They don't give a shit about that. They are more concerned about how a trade would impact their free agent value.
>>67713652
they will waive it, otherwise we will QO them if they dont accept an offer and nobody is giving jose a 30 mil a year deal, not even the red cucks
>Martin
Not a threat at all
please walk in a run because we arent getting a hit here
>.171
>.171
>.171
>martin
i would bet every penny i own that the bullpen gives up a tying or winning run next inning
its just happening, its like a force, its just going to happen, i can feel it, look how much we struggled to get to this point, the twins dont give a shit, they are looking forward to a top draft pick next year and retooling their team. This season just isnt going to happen for us, better off looking forward to who we can sign next season with all of the new payroll space
OH SHIT BOY OH SHIT BOY OH SHIT
>>67713708
White cucks will sign one. Anglels will sign the other and they will both decline significantly. Pretty standard for ex jays.
>>67713652
I don't get it, doesn't a trade increase their value as now the team who gets them doesn't have to give up a pick?
I don't know the rules though
So glad Goins came in as a defensive replacement. Get back to AAA you piece of trash.
goins literally playing himself to buffalo
>>67713839
angels have stopped giving out retarded contracts and they owe pooholes like 150 million for the next 6 years or something
absolutely nobody will give up a draft pick plus 30 million a year for jose
>>67713867
his defense was the only thing keeping him on the bench or on the team, once travis is back he is gone to triple A
hooray
so all the spanish speaking players are just going to sit as a clique again like we've seen in years past?
>>67713853
That's a good point but a lot of the time you can get more of a bidding war staying with the team. Depends on the situation but rental players have little appeal to the team they are traded to.
Implying we aren't tanking
Oh shit >we won
"Hurray"
>>67713921
>clique
the proper term is "cartel"
THANK YOU BASED GENIE MAN
THANK YOU BASED TULO
THANK YOU BASED EDWIN
THANK YOU BASED OSUNA
EVERYONE ELSE GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>67713927
Hmmm dunno if that's too relevant though, rentals never stay but that doesn't mean they get less
>>67713931
>implying we didnt just empty the bullpen blow our best relievers for the rest of the series just to win a close game against a tanking team
now do you see how deep into the shit we are
the failed meme steal
based biagini is a real nigga
>twinks
if only it was a walk off caught stealing
>>67713891
Bautista will prob get 3/80 or 5/120. Angels can't stop screwing up long term contracts it's just their thing.
>>67713965
Yeah probably not much of an effect either way
>>67713927
>>67714012
edwin and bautista arent just regular rentals, the As got a decent pitcher for zobrist, edwin and bautista can hit close to 20 dingers depending on the ball park and if they are motivated for FA contracts
FUCKING K I L L M E
we beat the second worst team in baseball
>plz buy merch now
>>67713934
Yeah dude, they had to sacrifice exactly 6 games to satan, and the last sacrifice had to be 6-3
