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Eintracht Frankfurt 0 - 1 Nürnberg
>Russ
> Schäfer
>de gay
good OP
tfw feeling fat after pizza and outside of the meme own goal this game isn't very good
>>67705731
>clearly shouldn't be on the fucking pitch.
>be Russ
>got a tumor killing me
>kick my own team into the second league
The Brendan Fraser of Bundes
>>67705649
>that disgusting floor
>The tumor of Russ
>>67705649
8 is really cute. too bad they are built like bricks
>>67705752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyqrmxIDNsw
Freu mich schon auf die EM. Jeden Tag mehrere Spiele gucken.
>Russ suspended for the second leg
:^]
would russ be still healthy if he didn't have those ugly tattoos?
>shot own goal
>it tumors
Why is he allowed to player if he failed a drugs test? Does the cancer negate the performance enhancement?
Dubs for Russ causing a penalty
>>67705752
Oh. And thanks to that yellow he got now he also doesn't get to play in the second game.
>>67705788
Erhöhte Hormonwerte beim Mann sind 95% Hodenkrebs.
Glaube nicht, dass die Tattoos was mit den Eiern zu tun haben.
>>67705807
this + platzverweis
>>67705804
no his tumor apparently made the results for the test unreliable.
what does Russ have?
>>67705804
the cancer is the reason for the failed drug test afaik
>>67705804
It's not drugs if your body produces those substances on its own
>>67705834
a bad day
>all these flares
>>67705817
good. He clearly isn't match-ready atm.
>>67705834
http://www.spiegel.de/sport/sonst/marco-russ-tumorerkrankung-bei-eintracht-frankfurt-verteidiger-festgestellt-a-1092986.html
>>67705804
Valid question.
>>67705766
I agree, my favorite as well
see >>67705669
>>67705833
>>67705840
Right, I understand now, thanks
>>67705828
hast du noch nie was von den gefährlichen hormonfarben beim tätowieren gehört?
>just heard that he got a tumor
>still decides to start for his club
damn. what heart
>>67705851
far right looks good, too
>Russ gets free kick
>accidentally shoots ball at a kid in the audience so hard the kid has to go to the hospital
>ball cancer
this is why I fap at least 3 times a day
>>67705875
>scores an owngoal
>blocks himself for the second deciding game
>>67705879
easy, Hans
>>67705834
a wasted life
>>67705851
1 would be pretty cute too, with a different hairstyle to hide her fivehead.
You dun goofed Nürnberg
rekt
>>67705880
> at the hospital they discover it has brain cancer
FUCK YESSSSS
>>67705875
>scores own goal
>gets booked and suspended for the second leg
I feel bad for him
>>67705891
jej
>Freeze some sperm
>Remove balls
>live
Great time to be alive desu
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>67705883
>An Australian study of 2,338 men came to a similar conclusion. In all, men who averaged 4.6 to seven ejaculations a week were 36% less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week on average.
Damn. I am invincible.
>inb4 Russ causes a penalty that gives Nürnberg the victory in the 90+ min
>>67705851
also I find it weird that for girls who are athletes, they have such a shitty body. they look like girls who never did a sport activity in their lives
GACINOVIC
Same rules as CL, right?
If neither team scores in the second leg Nürnberg wins because le away goal?
>>67705928
well... at least we might be able to win this one.
>>67705759
Right?
>>67705909
>Freeze some sperm
why if your wife has a son?
>>67705950
yes. Frankfurt needs to score again, period.
>>67705961
True
>>67705880
>kid dies
>Russ gets sued
>balls get removed because of the tumor
>girlfriend gives birth to the child of another man
>him getting sued makes him loss everything he has
>girlfriend leaves him because lack of money
>dies homeless under a bridge in Frankfurt next to illegal refugees infested with tubercolusis
>>67705909
>remove balls
>become more aerodynamic
>can run faster than other people now
Why don't sprinters at olympia do this?
>>67705940
It's the exact opposite. They just don't look like doing 'beauty sports'.
>>67705966
>tfw everyone is under so much pressure and so full of adrenaline that they cant even move properly anymore
>>67705973
You really do and I hope you do. Nurnburg are not as bad as this performance suggests.
which one is the cancer guy?
>>67705913
>mfw I fap ~14 times a week
Wew, safe.
Night
>>67705998
the guy who scored the own goal
>>67705982
>why don't men like getting their testicals removed
>>67706002
enjoy your decreased testosterone level
>>67705998
France
>>67706002
Wanna make it 15?
>>67705993
neither are Frankfurt, but Frankfurt tends to do exactly this shit -> never win with clean sheets/never win with ease
SGE fans need to be entertained or they start stupid shit like with Darmstadt. A season in league 2 should do the job. It also purges the bandwagoners and makes tickets cheaper.
Okay. Let's all fap for Russ after the match is over.
Decrease your chance of getting ball cancer today!
>>67705982
Why not peel off a sprinters entire skin while were at it, shits just a weight vest
>>67705982
>implying they roid for any other reason than that
>>67706031
Maybe if VJuice was naked.
>kovac will never make you fear him by having a speech before you leave the locker room
>>67706024
i stimulate my prostate enough to eliminate any risk of cancer
I am here now.
Who are we cheering for today?
>>67706072
Frankfurt
>>67706048
>after the match
What do you think I am doing right now?
>>67706072
Nürnberg is dead if they don't advance. Bankrupcy is near.
Frankfurt has ball cancer.
this game gave me cancer
>>67706031
why is she so perfect
>>67705961
hehe well meme'd my fellow cuck
Just tuned in. What did Russ do?
>>67705982
Why not just a temporary retraction with a couple of staples or something?
>>67706094
she isn't, whoever she is
How much does edging help to fight ball cancer?
I usually go for like 40min.
Leave Mac Donald's to me
>rich football stars get ball cancer because their girlfriends and wifes don't let them touch them and only exist to spend their hardearned money
>meanwhile basement neets get to live by fapping to animu porn multiple times a day
>not getting your balls removed by your dom
faggots
>>67706108
Edging causes cancer and prostatitis
http://selfdefinition.org/celibacy/quotes/torkom-saraydarian-sexual-abuse-and-its-effects.htm
>>67706108
>help
Are they finally improving the way money is distributed in the Bundesliga next season?
I saw a chart a while ago that compared the German league to that of some other nations and the discrepancies were huge. We easily had the most unfair prize money / tv rights distribution of all leagues, which only helps Bayern stay on top.
>>67706082
>>67706084
>>67706107
bad taste
>>67706133
>this is considered good
>>67706108
i have bad news la
>>67706156
>implying the Spätzle-Connection would let that happen
>marco fabian didn't even make the bench
he's the type of player that shines under pressure. Wonder why kovac didn't even bring him to use as an impact sub...
>>67706163
>this is considered food
ftfy
>>67706163
Still got one left mate want a taste?
>candler
So that's how his face got all fucked up
>>67705780
Better this way than getting suspended for doping after his first chemo, tbqh.
>>67706197
no thanks i dont want to be fat
Ok what is up with those Löw nominations
>>67706240
nothing wrong with them except for >Rudy
>>67706255
>Gomez
>Podolski
>Chandler taking balls to the face
Not surprised tbH.
is Stendera rated in germany?
>>67706282
yes
>score 2 goals
>draw
>>67706261
>>67706255
Also
>Can
>Mustafi
>>67706261
Gomez is really solid right now, top scorer in Turkey
Podolski is a meme however
>muh important for the team spirit
>>67706282
next Nationalspieler
>>67706240
>gomez
you need a real striker sometimes. and he seems to be in form
>podolski
yeah ok i give you that
>>67706295
>>67706261
>Gomez
point taken
>Podolski
nothing wrong with nominating him as long as he doesn't play starting xi, I legitimately believe that someone like him can increase the positive atmosphere in the team quite a bit, and therefore increase their chances for the title
>>67706306
Gomez was horseshit in the NT even when he was the top scorer in Bundes
This is a joke and Löw is retarded.
>Die Körpersprache zeigt, dass sie [Nürnberg] mit dem Punkt zufrieden sind
:^)
>>67706188
This, them blooters vs atlas In last years liguilla. He's like Jimenez In Benfica, needs to score to build confidence. The coach needs to get over the fact that Mexico cucked him In the World Cup, fucking pansy.
>>67706334
This. Podolski is spirit incarnate.
>>67706365
build the mur tbf
>>67706334
Gomez gets in because he played for the VfB once and Löw is biased for them.
>>67706382
He said he will fly back to Germany if his woman gives birth.
Even he isn't fully commited anymore.
so who won?
>russ
Literally a cancer of the team
>zero shots by nürnberg
and some bundestrottels want to see these antifootballers in the first league... shaking my head
>>67706417
we'll find out on monday
>darmstadt
>ingolstadt
>leipzig
>nürnberg
>mainz and hertha in el
>bayernwinslol
Will be one of the worst bundes seasons of all time.
>>67706417
very funny.
>>67706449
yeah too many kackvereine
>2 little kids
>>67706444
only Nürnberganon supports them
>>67706444
you're right, another season of darmstadt is awful enough
>>67706474
he won't die. they found about it pretty earlier I guess as he can still play 90 minutes of a good level football. it's probably a benign tumor
>>67706480
SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKE UND DER FCN
>>67706494
Thanks, bad tardlette.
>>67706449
you assume too much
>>67706434
he shouldn't have played today, clearly. I hope, for his sake, this isn't the last game he ever plays.
>>67706444
checked.
>>67706480
mfw I know an American who is a Nürnberganon
>>67706480
And Neinhold (>>67706500)
>>67706444
Meanwhile some faggots want to see more plastic clubs like fc commerzbank in the Bundesliga instead of real traditionsvereine
Now we can get hyped for DER KLASSIKER™
>>67706541
SGE has a real Fußballkultur, what the fuck are you talking about. Meanwhile, RBL is promoted and few say anything at all.
>>67706480
Here are more Glubberer than you would think
good night *bisou*
>133 posts to read through
sigh
>bisou
ehehehe
>>67706615
>Russ is cancer
>SGE is gagged and bound in the basement, bout to get assraped
>some people are happy.
all those questions regarding russ...it's so fucking disgusting and cringeworthy
why are journalists allowed to live?
>>67706646
to what are you referring, exactly? people are interested in his situation, considering his team is fighting relegation, so...
>>67706646
they provoke on purpose
quads?
>>67705649
what the fuck is this from, btw?
>>67706656
there is literally no need to ask teammates questions like "wow thats so sad right?? how do you feel? especially considering that OWN GOAL rite?? thats just fits, huh??"
>>67706731
link? or was that from the post game interviews? cuz I literally could not watch anymore once they had called it.
>>67706770
post game interviews
>>67706794
>>67706731
yeah that's pretty low. but what do you expect from sports journalism? it's worse in the states.
>>67706794
ALL post match interviews are just about feelings. how do you feel ... how do you feel ... how do you feel ... no wonder they're happy when something like cancer happens to a player.
>get cancer
>relegate your own club
there goes the dog in the pan crazy
>>67707034
>there goes the dog in the pan crazy
CUTE
>>67707034
>"there goes the dog in the pan crazy"
literally wut
>össi deutsch
>>67707197
>>67707245
https://youtu.be/efmti4Hya4k?t=1m8s
>Raphael Schäfer, der Torhüter der Nürnberger, dagegen sagte, als es um Russ ging: "Wenn einer wirklich schwer krank ist, dann kann er heute kein Fußball spielen."
cancer BTFO i guess?
Just came back from work.
wew lad
>>67708485
>bandwagoners accuse other people of bandwagoning
baka
nn
>>67708505
/sp/ in a nutshell
>>67708795
good night
>>67706606
My dick moved
