Sixteen weeks of darting action ends tonight with the Betway Premier League playoffs from London's O2 Arena. With Wee Rabbie being picked up by Dutch police for outstanding battery charges, Barney being hospitalised in The Hague for Lazy Bastard Syndrome, Wadey currently off his face following his Euro Tour win at the weekend and Clownman being kept on a leash by his hambeast wife, it's the top 4 in the world fighting out to claim this year's title.
Suitably, World #1 plays World #4 with Michael Van Gerwen fighting it out with Adrian Lewis in the first semifinal of the evening. MVG comes off the back of his first Euro Tour defeat this year by Wadey in Hamburg, while Snackpot was dumped out by Jelle Klaasen in the same event. Matches between what the PDC hopes to be the new Taylor-van Barneveld have seldom lived up to the hype, largely due to the Stokie not bothering to put any effort in; can he get to the final for the first time in 5 years or will autism prevail once again?
A rematch of 2015's World Final is next with reigning PL champion and World #2 Gary Anderson up against World #3 Phil Taylor. Taylel managed to throw away a four point lead over MVG to end up second in the league phase following his defeat in Rotterdam and miss out on the £25,000 League Leader bonus. Gando, the triple-killer of Philth last year, has not actually won this matchup since their singles match at the World Cup. Plus, with his ill effort in the first phase of the league and then downright jobbing effort in the second phase, can the gameraising Scotsman use his powers for good just this once and KILL PHIL?
With the move of the World Youth Final to the end of the year, there's no reliever before the final this time, so expect Sky to throw in 1000 Taylor montages if he gets through. THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO WIN YOUR SEMIFINAL, GARY!
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 2.
>Tonight's fixtures
>Semifinals (best of 19 legs)
MvGOAuTism v Snackpot
Taylel v Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson
>Final (best of 21 legs)
>Playoffs preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/s62l7vev7uv01ns6p7c8c7lm2/title/betway-premier-league-play-offs-preview
>Week 15 review
http://www.pdc.tv/premier-league-darts/article/qpz3fi8qpu1zdwo5zn35mwm/title/betway-premier-league-night-15
Thank god we're finally here. This years competition really dragged on.
In other PDC news, the draw for everyone's favourite doubles tournament has been made with next month's World Cup throwing up some interesting fixtures: http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/sffk0l9xryh91we50z29jxhkx/title/betway-world-cup-of-darts-draw
With a reduction in seeds to 8 from the 16 last year, the stand-out fixture is the repeat of the biggest upset in the tournament's history as England (read: Stoke) will face Spain, which will probably be Cristo Reyes & Antonio Alcinas again.
The Netherlands will most likely play Russia's Boris Koltsov and Alexandr Oreshkin with their first and third best PDC players. Yes, you did read that right.
With Paedo Suarez overtaking Barney in the Order of Merit, it seems the nonce has realised what would happen if he paired up with a friend of his victim and has made himself "unavailable": https://twitter.com/tsmcltd180/status/732488174333624321
Is this the next stage of MVG becoming Taylor 2.0? Possibly. It's a shame the Dutch speedsters aren't playing with each other but it appears history is still getting in the way.
The World Cup will also see the introduction of the Unicorn Eclipse HD2, displayed here by an uninterested Raymond. I have to say it certainly looks better than the Eclipse HD.
>>67702500
It's been really fucking predictable this year.
Everyone knew Smith was dead from the moment the competitors were announced. Thornton surviving at the expense of Chizzy has been the only real surprise.
Time for /180/
Hoping Autism prevails.
>>67702575
>it seems the nonce has realised what would happen if he paired up with a friend of his victim and has made himself "unavailable"
lel
I really want to see paedo and autism play together in the world cup for our country :'((
HERE
WE
GO
This JUST advert tho
and we're on!
>>67703338
Watch them avoid this topic the whole fucking evening.
>winning the league doesnt mean you win the PL
>instead top 4 all end up with the same chance of winning the whole thing on a single night
What did they mean by this?
>PL 2016 montage
>taylor at the start
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>Part's shirt
>Part's gut
>Phil Taylor winning the Premier League would be the stand out story of the night
Is this a fucking joke?
>muhhh taylor
>>67703617
Fuck, is someone hiding under there?
An MVG taylor final where taylor gets abolutely rekt is the only good outcome
Here we go lads
DER DER DER
>>67703667
Ye, hiding chicken wings from Snackpot.
>>67703696
If aiday wins the semi, put your life savings on him losing the final.
>>67703696
With the exception of Taylel getting embarrassed by Taylel remover first.
>>67703728
Gary anderson is the selby of darts. Boring.
Still waiting for someone in the crowd pulling a darters arm off when he's walking towards the stage. Would be a hilarious way to get injured just before the match.
>MVG tournament average of almost 107
DAT BULL
>>67703720
>Taylor-Lewis final
>87 bull finish after Snackpot 180
AUTISM IS ON
>autism intensifies
GOAT
GOAT
GOAT
CHOO CHOO
>Poois
>lewis in charge of taking opportunities
Bravo, Adrian.
>29
Break me baby one more time
wew
>snackpot
fucking christ stop choking
mvg is giving you more free gifts than peperami and you're taking precisely zero of those chances
>the forehead of Sweatpot
Getting liquid now.
>I think I'm just gonna practice muh triples tonight
~Autism 2016
>>67703989
Want a lick?
Is the MVG autism thing a meme, or is he legitimately on the spectrum confirmed?
>autism falling asleep
>snackpot starts hitting 1's and 7's
>>67704029
It's just a meme.
Sky currently preparing dozens of Taylor montages to use because this is going to be over before the hour.
Whens the league final?
>>67704078
Later on.
My guess is 9:00pm.
>>67704078
Tomight
>>67704078
If they keep playing like this, in about an hour.
>>67704104
>>67704108
ahh ok i thought it was tonight, (this is my first year as a pdc viewer....well darts in general)
Lewis finally making a fight of it.
Lewis still in it. Impressed.
>>67704128
>this is my first year as a pdc viewer....well darts in general
You really need to check out BDO events for a relaxing atmosphere, quality darts, knowledgeable fans & regulation trebles.
>>67704162
i like the atmosphere so far its a right laugh.
bdo is coming to a freeview channel here in the uk soon so ill tune in
We'll be back after these Taylor montages.
>>67704162
>You really need to check out BDO events for a relaxing atmosphere, quality darts, knowledgeable fans & regulation trebles.
lel
>>67704178
>bdo is coming to a freeview channel here in the uk soon so ill tune in
Yep, the BDO World Trophy is on Dave the weekend after next.
It'll be a fucking shambles.
This is the actual promotional poster the BDO have used for it on their website.
Fucking what.
>>67704234
Literal back of a napkin stuff there.
>>67704234
yeah thats right on Dave.
Ill tune in even if its for the cheap laughs, i only ever caught darts (bdo) on the bbc randomly over the years, but im really getting into it with the pdc
CRUCIAL 107!
>mvg throwing D12 with 1 (one) dart
WHERE WAS THIS SHIT IN 2015 MICHAEL. YOU COULD'VE HIT 10 9-DARTERS YOU WHIPE.
DAT 107
>>67704234
>This is the actual promotional poster the BDO have used for it on their website.
>Poois
mvg wins lol
Lewis once again failing to turn up.
>11 darter with a bouncer
The first stokey is out.
GJGE Lewis
When will the final be?
The first round of the BDO World Trophy fixtures are as follows:
>Glen Durrant v Andy Fordham
>Darius Labanauskas v Barry Lynn
>Darryl Fitton v Craig Caldwell
>Martin Phillips v Ted Hankey
>Jamie Hughes v Ryan Joyce
>Geert de Vos v Roger Janssen
>Wesley Harms v Nick Kenny
>Mark McGeeney v Jeff Smith
>Martin Adams v Madars Razma
>Dean Reynolds v Dave Cameron
>Scott Mitchell v Ross Montgomery
>Danny Noppert v Seigo Asada
>Scott Waites v Krzysztof Ratajski
>Brian Dawson v Jim Widmayer
>Jim Williams v Peter Machin
>Richard Veenstra v Tony O'Shea
The obvious name to notice is UK Open quarter-finalist Barry Lynn, drawn against Lithuania's number 1 Darius Labanauskas.
There is also a repeat of the horrendous Martin Phillips-Ted Hankey fixture from Lakeside.
>>67704234
Justin Credible bringing the bantz as per usual
>>67704495
On tv?
>>67704499
His website is always good for a laugh
>This BDO Major sold.....drum roll please...ZERO TICKETS today., the BDO will be lucky if they reach 25% capacity.
I wonder who will get the blame for this, as Sue the Gash and her cuckold spastic old cunt of a husband wont take the blame. They rather moan about forums and the use of the BDO logo which has become synonymous with comedy, fuck ups, and ineptness.
kek
>it's a MVG interview
>>67704499
top lel
>>67704539
>Mark Webster- The guy with the most retarded nickname...the spider. A spider has 8 legs, that more legs than Webster will ever get in a match , the useless welsh cunt.
lel, I need to remember to read it more often
Dat Dutch fucking interview with mvg
Interviewer:"So there was a break at 6-4..."
>mvg: "no I started the leg at 6-4..."
Interviewer:"No I mean like, there was like a break at 6-4..."
>mvg:"you're making a fool out of yourself mate, I started that leg."
Topkek
>>67704685
>autism
>anderson
What the fuck was that first dart.
>>67704685
His autism just couldnt handle the fact that the interviewer meant a "breaking point".
>just start the interview over
>we can't its live
Fucking hilarious
>>67704685
lol
>80 left
>single 20
>D20
He's fucking throwing it, isn't he.
Cunt.
ogre
>>67704685
>>67704736
top lel
>taylor counting
>mfw Snakeshites wife had a go at Snackpot because she thought he won 7-2 on purpose
>>67704685
Gando very lucky with that D1.
>>67704499
not just the coolest, not just the best that's JUSTIN CREDIBLE
>>67704806
lel I remembering reading that
was clown's fault for choking match darts
>tfw when supporting taylor because hes playing gando
>gary "I only can't see when I miss" henderson
>>67704951
>Henderson
Wrong but it works in a odd way
>>67704951
>>67704975
Hendo is of course "I can't see at all".
>tiny eyes
>>67705035
Hendo's a real qt3.14
FINISH HIM OFF TAYLOR HES A MUG
>>67705035
>You're in the pub playing darts with your gf and this guy gently rocks forward and bumps her on the ass. What do you do? Bear in mind he weighs 180kg and eats Pot Noodles dry
>Gando
ffs
>gando gifting him the break
Fucking prick.
>>67705180
>>67705176
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67705125
>you are now imagining Henderson/Thornton as Scotland's World Cup pairing
>>67705243
>Wife Beater + Wife Eater
>>67705209
Shouldn't you be on commentary, Wayne?
>falling for the vaping meme
>>67705273
>wanting a gando mvg final rather than a taylor mvg final
Fucking casuals
>>67705209
Hello, Bazza.
>>67705269
lyl
>last dart in hand checkout
C L A S S I C
T A Y L O R !
Are you wearing curtains today, Gary?
RATTLED
>>67704975
It's a silent H
>22
>little monkey fella on the stage marking up the scores
>taylor
LEL
Just got home after a long drive from Pembrokeshire, what have I missed apart from Gando going back to form and missing a fuck ton of doubles?
>Taylel
>>67705563
Lewis reverting to type.
Other than that, not much.
>>67705563
Lewis broke the world record for most donuts eaten in a single sitting
...ugh
>>67705563
Autism prevailing
Brutal 79 from Philth.
>T19 to leave 37 left
>Gando
>>67705577
>>67705582
Cheers boys.
>>67705622
Amateur being EXPOSED
YOU CHEEKY LITTLE SAUSAGE (again)
Fucking Wayne
Fuck sake
Great troll shot by taylor. Hes still got it.
>>67703696
So far so good
when is the final game lods?
The "only play when they can be arsed" pair are out.
Lewis and Anderson both showed a complete lack of composure and finishing that has become typical of them in tournaments that aren't the Worlds. Gando at least attempted a fightback but two poor shots in the tenth leg basically gifted the match to Philth.
A repeat of 2013's final is on the cards. Will MVG hit the 25-T19-BULL 132 again?
Who had highest checkout, taylor or gando?
>>67705735
I predict alot of this
Next year they should put mervyn king and paul nicholson in it
>>67705821
is this 2009
>>67705719
20 mins or so
Has van Gerwen lost weight? Looks pretty fit. <3
>>67705821
>have a snack
Phil confirmed for peperami break
Just realized I'm watching a non-live match between snackpot and vG.
>>67705892
Im gonna trawl twitter to see if Phil has shilled it for Peperami
>>67705892
LOOOK AT THAT SHIT M8 >>67704975
Fucking delicious would eat that entire box if I weren't a vegan lvl 2.
>more sid tributes
why
it was 4 years ago
* * * B D O KLAXON * * *
>>67705942
GREAT SUCCESS
fuck i had no idea sid died :/ been wondering why I hadn't heard him commentate in a while. Gutted.
Anyone read Sid's philth biography?
>>67706085
>this is the face two scottish slags saw before getting banged
>>67705942
Did Newton take a flight from paris last night?
HERE WE GO
MvG 1.30 favourite over Taylor. Might have a cheeky fiver on Taylor if the odds like nice enough.
>>67706113
>it's a Phil Taylor plays in a finals game episode volume 3 784 237 432 840 923 432
>>67706113
ayy lmao
>>67706113
wew lad
Kindly rise for our national anthem.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/darts/36307583
>BBC livetext for the Premier League
Uncle Barry getting everything prepared for the Champions League in September.
>taylor messing about after 3 darts
DAT 121
>bull start 121
oh my FUCK
Whos this bald fella then?
>>67706401
scott waites
>>67706401
A fucking nazi.
B R E A K !
>165
again
>TAYLOR
AND JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE
>Taylel in charge of D16
BOOOOOOM MON MVG
>>67706401
Jamie Caven
>>67706401
Jaap Stam.
>Taylor broken again
ayy lmao
Needs moar MvG breaks!
git gud, Taylor.
>>67706401
George Costanza
>>67706401
Steve Austin Stone Cold
>he thought Phil would win
THAT DOUBLE DOUBLE
TAYLOR ON SUICIDE WATCH
DAT DD20
>Tayloring Taylor
Beautiful.
>They thought Taylor would get a break back
Barry on suicide watch.
DD20. Throw it faggot!
>>67706608
What's also notable is that it's the first time in a while MVG hasn't let Taylor dominate the early stages.
He's been in it from the off.
And another break
rip philth
>yet another break
holy kek
>this match so far
>5-19-bull
kek what the fuck is phil throwing
>5
taylel getting BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
LOVELY
>>67703696
The you's are coming;
The you's are coming;
>>67706725
Never gets old.
>Michael seems to have broken him
Like music to my ears lol
>>67703696
:^)
This Premier League has been really shit, hasn't it?
>>67703696
They're coming, and they're well deserved.
>Gherkin
>>67706746
This match is almost making up for it
>>67706746
>Picking Thornton, Lard Lad and Jizzy
>>67706743
Taylor looks completely shot.
I've never seen him be humiliated like this in a final.
>biting the flights
oh_boy_here_we_go.webm
already getting hard imagining how fucking salty Phil is going to be in his interview afterwards.
>biting flights
Classic Pheel
>>67706746
It's what >>67702599 said
Feels good knowing Taylor will never win another major before retiring
TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL TAYLORLOSESLOL
MVGOAT
Just too good
A completely underwhelming finish to what seems like 6 months of a pretty underwhelming tournament.
>>67706761
I know they sucked, but who else would you have taken? Jelle? Kimmy? Shite? Speedjobber? I guess we just have to deal with some players who do not stand a chance.
Taylor's biggest ever defeat in legs before tonight was 11-5 v Rabbie in the 2012 UK Open final.
He has never lost a final by 8 legs.
* * * UNCLE BARRY KLAXON * * *
>this damage control by mardle
Odds on Taylor retiring after this?
I'm convinced he will
>>67706816
I hope he doesnt there isnt enough players at that level yet
>shaking walk-on girl's hand
>>67706816
he will play until he drops m8
>>67706816
>Odds on Taylor denying his inevitable decline after this?
Fix'd
>>67706807
Based Mensur certainly. Vinny would be fun
>>67706816
Can't imagine he will, not while he's still making finals.
>>67706841
Maybe a 2nd league would be much more fun to watch!
>TAYLOR INTERVIEW
PREPARE FOR BUTTHURT
>i-i-i'm just happy to be in the final!
kek
KEK
Like this from doublefinish
>Said it before but it bears repeating. For all those years that feel hid in his little corner of the darts world and feasted on cowards and never-weres, this last five years of realising what proper, competitive darts is all about is a great watch. Fucking great to see him getting a good fucking hiding. Lovely.
Also
>he beat me up
>>67706878
>this is the greatest player ever
>>67706885
>It's all well and good beating palm-tree bufoons, feel, you fucking fat sex offending cunt. Different when your opponents know how to give plenty back.
WAYNE MAR-DELL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67706919
That guy is hilarious, they all know how to bring the banter its a top quality read
Taylel properly BTFO here. Never seen feel basically give up before a match was done
And so 2016's Premier League comes to an end.
The season as a whole... it won't be remembered for much. Despite MVG's historic 123.40 average, a number of nights, especially in the post-elimination phase, just showed the strain being put on the players from playing at such an intensity.
Still, we had Blubby Boy get embarrassed by humiliated by practically everyone, Thornton doing the exact same but over a longer time period and Chizzy going from darts to the PL final last year to elimination this year.
However, one match of this PL will be remembered for a long time. Since the split, Phil Taylor has usually broken players and caused them to give up in some of the most humiliating fashions possible.
Nobody has seen Taylor go from 2-1 up to an 11-3 defeat. Ever.
Sensational outshots from the World Number One, including a Taylor-esque double double 20 100, broke the Power to the point of laughing and joking with the crowd like so many of his victims before.
MVG is demonstrating the sort of mindgames Taylor uses on shit players like Kevin Painter and Paul Nicholson, but MVG's using it on the best players. This could be another era of domination a la Philth, but it'll be a far more attractive dominance.
The pundits saying Taylor would be making a fightback are complete idiots now.
/180/ will return properly on 2nd June for the World Cup, but if you want to make threads for Dubai and the World Trophy next week, I'm fine with that.
See you whenever.
>>67707097
See ya.