Can't be bothered to do the lineups because there are probably zero people besides me watching.
But I'm just going to autism up the thread alone and there's nothing you can do about it.
>9:30 am game
but muh sleep...
>>67702030
Sealab standing by
>>67702057
>6:30 pm game
I happy.
How are you M's bro
Why the FUCK is clevenger playing?
>>67702057
Same, even for 12:30
Had the night off and all, still went sleep (passed out rather) at like 6.
Muh body's like "Fuck you, watch the game"
I guess I'll hang out in here
>>67702104
You don't use your main Catcher in a day game after a night game or something like that
good morning lads
Wow, this many NEETs. I am impressed as always with you guys.
>>67702153
NEET my ass. I just work during real nigga hours
Wooooo
take the lead
>blow's
>Lind
>>67702153
I'm stuck in some bullshit work safety classes (mostly concerning offshore oil drilling) so I can lay pipe near the geographic center of north America
Obviously I'll be paying more attention to my phone
Nice BRO Nellie!
>>67702180
>Orioles fan
>real nigga hours
Terrifying.
>>67702233
>lay pipe
Neat
>>67702153
This sport is only watched by NEETs (autists) and old as dirt "people"
>>67702233
Fucking spell check , RBI
>Error by third baseman Pedro Alvarez
I knew last time was a fluke
>>67702250
>I go on 4chan in the middle of the day to call other people autists.
Nice projecting
>>67702180
This. Bartenderfag reporting in. Don't got to work until 4, feels good man
>>67702250
>watched by NEETs
Yes, but it is by far the best sport to listen to at work, or see updates on gameday
Can they take down that Ninja Turtle sign, it's embarrassing desu
Hey guys, what is that big yellow ball in the sky? I don't remember that existing.
Hold 'er steady, men
>>67702369
the daylight moon?
freak me out side time saw,,
So who is the next all star Seattle trades to the Orioles for a value pack of coupons?
>>67702369
Already gone here.
>>67702400
Take Walker
>>67702070
>>67702383
Venture Bros > Sealab
>>67702421
>>67702421
I don't think so, Tim.
Tfw you get done work at one and can watch the game
>>67702400
If it happens it Will be a player no one knew existed until Dipoto found them, and he'll get someone better with thecoupons
Bavasi and Jack Z are fucking something else up now
I like him but Tyler Wilson looks like such a goober
Why do so many Seattle people want the Sonics back over the M's?
>>67702499
>Wanting apehoop back
>Seattle
>>67702499
the want the SS's and the Mets back from NHL
>not like I've been paying anything
>it's a Gary Thorne is drunk episode
>>67702542
Christ, it's only 1 in the afternoon
how many K is th=is??
Post rare Gary+Jims
>>67702560
It's three
>>67702542
Is he drunk or still or hungover from last night? Either way someone get him a bloody mary
>thread for yuros
>only americans posting
>american sports relevancy
>>67702614
I moved my mouse over your flag it says that you are gay. Didn't know they had a whole country for homos
>>67702614
>uro gay
Please,
The staff
>signed but not written
mariners suck
>>67702573
>>67702627
hawaii uses to have a island for lepers =|
>>67702614
It's relevant to US and you don't matter
TORO TORO TORO
>>67702652
you called it
>>67702654
>you now remember Jim Palmer was in The Naked Gun
>Alvarez did good
Neat
working and day games blow
>>67702614
What happened to all you chimps constantly claiming that South America is America too?
>>67702614
>From a country that's most famous for being the punchline of a joke on a Simpson's episode
Fuck nigga you would be the authority on irrelevance. Abandon thread guys, Uruguay thinks baseball is irrelevant!
>>67702675
HOW ABOUT THAT
43 pitches already
>>67702686
Not when work is mind numbingly boring.
Or you have a radio
Dubs for 2 run Cruz Missile
>>67702732
>boring work and no radio
jfmsu
seth has been suckin butt lately
>Gary has a conspiracy theory about New World Baseball
Fuck, he's wasted guys.
>It's a west coast road trip arc after this
>>67702499
I just watched Sonicsgate. Apparently Seattle is a basketball city.
Who knew
>You now remember just how good of a pitcher Bedard was
>for a year or two
>>67702836
Didn't the SuperSonics leave because no one was going to their games?
>>67702858
no. the owners even tried to drive down attendance levels
>>67702858
They picked the wrong time to demand a better stadium, and okc had oil money to blow.
Okc is broke now though
I dunno if you guys get this a lot, but why the cartoon bird logo?
What was wrong with the realistic bird?
>>67702180
Hold down that corner Tyrell
Manny "Check 'Em" Machado
>>67702967
They didn't win with it
>>67702968
Y-y-you t-too
do you baltipoor fellas like The Wire? i'm enjoying it
>>67702967
Not smug enough
I had tickets to this game but the traffic downtown was the drizzling shits.
fuckin morning games should be banned
How's Karns been doing today?
>>67703124
> not living a relaxing ferry ride and a short walk from the park
Why live anywere but Puget Sound?
Lol Smith
>>67703187
>shit seafood
>shit traffic
nah I'll stick to Baltimore
>>67703187
>ferry ride
Muh Nigga
>>67703267
You're kidding right?
Dude ITT fucked off going to this game because of your traffic, and Seattle has great seafood and freshwater fish too. One of my childhood chores was digging fresh clams and later, oyster farming
Puget Sound has god tier seafood
>>67703431
Seattle/Tacoma traffic is way worse than Baltimore m8
More Runs
>>67703187
Because you're a 3+ hour plane ride from anywhere in case you ever want to go on vacation.
So are the Nats more popular than the O's now?
>>67703489
Yeah but being a short drive from the ocean, the mountains, national parks, rain forrests, volcanos and all sorts of cool shit you can do on a weekend more than makes up for it
>swinging on 3-0
why
>Lind
SEND LIND TO AAA
PUT IN KOREA
>>67703654
>ocean thats never warm enough to swim in or maybe it is for 2 weeks a year
>mountains with no real snow for good skiing
>national parks but not the good ones
>rain being a good thing
>volcanoes destroying you being a good thing
Neat.
>>67703765
>>67703771
>the city of these people
LIND DID A THING
>>67703787
Literally all of those are wrong
thank you based lind
>>67703765
I never doubted it, haha g-gotcha
>Camden
>>67703869
>Seattle damage control
>>67703869
Really? So what national park that is in the top tier of national parks is within a close drive of Seattle.
How can you argue that volcanoes destroying you is actually a good thing?
This is why nobody likes Seattle, you guys are smug.
>>67703916
>Making a Seattle game thread
>>67703942
>He thinks a picture of Erik Bedard makes this a Seattle gamethread.
Casual like most Seattle sports fans I guess.
>>67703916
You'll have to tell me what volcano destroyed seattle, must have missed that somehow
i like greys anatomy, seattle seems like a cool place to live :3
ITT: salty fuccbois
>>67703907
No damage control needed. WA is one of the goat outdoor states
>>67703916
Olympic and mt rainier
>>67703916
I haven't been to many national parks, but Mt. Rainier is pretty fucking sweet.
Also Mr. Germany, why is there a third reich podium/stand outside of the Frankenstadion in Nuremberg? Are nazi artifacts too precious to remove? I thought that was fucking weird when I visited
>>67704043
hey fuck you
Kind of glad I went back to bed
>>67704064
Well I'm American living here but it would be pretty impractical to have to destroy every building built during the Nazi regime when it works perfectly fine? Olympiastadion in Berlin was salvaged from bombing, and it looks badass now.
Say what you will about the Nazis, but their architecture game was on point
>>67704125
its 2pm on a thursday
>>67704177
I work nights. This is usually when I'd wake up but didn't get much sleep last night, and figured I'd try to catch the game
>>67704223
whats your job wage slave?
>Mariners
>Stealing
Just stop anytime
stop FUCKING STEALING
>still trying to steal bases
ITS 2016 COME ON
>>67704154
>On point
Ok, i can safely ignore everything you have to say
>>67704253
Bull prepper
>>67704390
he said job, not passion
>9:30 am game
god fucking dammit
lets go m's
>>67704419
Fuck east coast day games
>>67704390
actual bulls or bulls
>>67704366
>tips fedora
>>67704464
Justin Upton sort of bulls
Big orders from the west coast of late.
>tfw missed 70% of the game because some scheduling algorithm thought it would be a good idea to have a game start at 9:30
>>67704585
>algorithm
>>67704585
They scheduled it anticipating that most of the fans would be watching from Oklahoma City
>tfw set an alarm to wake up and watch the game and slept through it
Oh well. Go Mariners.
>>67704597
we need to go back to manual scheduling
WWWWWWW
>>67704813
fuck off
>>67704813
Fuck off jinx
>>67704813
It's the bottom of the 8th you cunt flap
>>67704768
>two old farts could make a better schedule than the MLB's most advance system
>>67704835
yes
>>67704813
DELETE THIS
>>67704829
>>67704831
>>67704834
>thinking your bullpen can blow a 4 run lead in 2 innings
who do you think you are the rags and jays? Check your privilege assholes
>>67704813
dont jinx it :O
Congrats on the win M's fans.
O's bros I will see you next day game
>>67704870
>he forgets they have HR Peralta and Spishak
>>67704870
The closer gave up a 3 run dong to the fucking angels, at Safeco.
This is the shoebox known as Camden yards.
>>67704870
I'm afraid its happened before
>>67704870
they did it less than a week ago
twice
>Flaherty's first career appearance on base
>>67704813
FUCK
YOU
FAGGOT
IT'S HAPPENING1111111
[MAGIC INTENSIFIES]
>>67704970
Chill the fuck out. Mariners won. It's over.
dont screw this up m's
>>67704813
You're the fuck stick that said walker doesnt walk people too arent you
>>67704896
>neither has more than 3 losses
>hr/fb rate below 25%
>neither have an ERA close to double digits
check your fucking privilege motherfucker
PULL HIM
>Spishak warming up
FUCK
Fly the W flag over Safeco boys, this one is over
>tie run up to bat
okay we really need a DP
This team sucks
>>67704829
>>67704831
>>67704834
>>67704859
>>67704886
>>67704970
>>67705020
>>67705027
NO NO NO
NOT AGAIN
>>67704813
THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I get the feeling I shoulda stayed in bed
Is >>67704813 a jinx image?
Smart play by Marte. A lot of young guys would try for the double play there.
>Adam "Chimpout" Jones
You guys are lucky you got rid of him, he sucks.
guys it wasn't me that jinxed it this time. i did the "walker has only walked 3 people so far" post. i've been a good boy since
>>67705170
You're still on a short leash, faggot.
>>67705170
You ain't argentina
>Adam Jones is 0-11 this series
Whew. That could've been waaaaaaay worse.
phew
YEAAAAAA-
>9th coming up
>Spishak coming in
MORE RUNS NOW
Still 1 more inning for the M's to blow it
>>67704813
The tribunal has convened and we've decided that you have a 1 game suspension from M's gamethreads. Consider this a warning
>reliever not giving up a home run with multiple runners on base
must be nice
I'm watching in game cast can someone tell me how close linds hit was to the wall
>>67705383
about 20 feet from the track
MORE RUNS!!!
MARTIIIIIIIIIIIIIN BOOOOOOOOM
>>67705259
tHERE YA GO BUDDY
MARTE
>Camden
ha ha
>>67705415
thx senpai. Animation had it looking like it was going to be a dinger
smooth sailing from here nothing can go wrong for the Ms now
YEAH!!!!
NOW YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF SHITBIRDS
>>67702383
HOLD 'EM STEADY, MEN
>Spishak
>Non save situation
>>67705478
in b4 Trumbomb and then Adam Jones wins it in the twist of the knife to Seattle
Lol Trumbo you know the one before was a strike sit down your fucking faggot.
I thought the Orioles were the best AL team?
>>67705554
>
>>67705554
maybe next time, Achmed
OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REDS TO SWEEP THE MARINERS
>>67705593
>al east team
>best anything
thats not how it works, we all just shit the bed consistently untill one of us manages to not shit themselves for long enough to win the division in the last few months
>>67705619
The O's have the best home record in the AL.
Seattle has the best road record in MLB, and still hasn't lost a road series.
hey guys
>>67705619
Good game Mariner bros. We'll see you again soon
M'S WIN
>>67704813
Fuck you faggot
>>67705651
fuck off Z
Gg ms
I hope the Angels are as anemic as I've been hearing
>>67705651
dont touch the m's stadium, Jack z
>>67705651
gtfo this is my team now
another series won
GG O's
>>67705651
C the Z outta Seattle
>>67705684
y-yea totally anemic
>1.5 GB of the AL
muh dick