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WILL GRIGG'S ON FIRE
Second for Lai Chi fix coming in.
LaiChi isn't fixed sub-edition
>>67682082
>>67682082
>>67682082
Pointless old thread.
Lai Chi fix confirmed
>>67700298
YOUR DEFENCE IS TERRIFIED
pre-Euros hype edition
I have a £5 free bonus from 365 - what should I waste it on?
>>67700338
>He only gets £5 bonuses.
How low are your stakes?
>>67700353
I never got bonuses
>>67700298
>>67700329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtaYjIkqS1A
LAI CHI FIXXXXXX
L A I C H I
A
I
C
H
I
MISSED
5 shots on target = 3 goals
but misses a penalty
>>67700298
SO bored of this chant
It's a newcastle song anyway
Large on o2.5 al Hala game.
If it's a fix then why aren't they winning?
>>67700395
zzz trip on BT
>>67700280
wouldn't it be strange if the ref kept giving out penalties for no reason ;)
>>67700395
>Implying ""Mitrovic"" has ever been on FIRE
need a shit so bad but can't leave this lai chi game.
got bad diarrhoea and just had coffee
probably shit myself if they score
>>67700353
very very low. everytime i make it past a fiver i withdraw £5 and start again with the excess
>missed
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67700353
is it possible to get more the £5 bonuses? how?
he will score goalssss
he will score goalssssssss
WELBECKS ON FIRE
EUROPE IS TERRIFIED
Lai chi was a draw fix....
THE FIX IS IN
>>67700471
I get £10 ones. I'm betting about 25k a week though
excellent, now i can reback
TUO si cxf eht
SURREAL
>>67700492
So how are you not limited? Losing?
Draw @19
It's like the bookies want to lose money
>>67700510
Bet about 5k a day through 50 bets. Average stake 100. ROI about 30%. Never have that much in my account just turning it over constantly.
literally SEETHING. kolkata are failing. reffocs has a lot to answer for
fmd i'm gonna have £0 balance if kolkata loses
>>67700612
PMSL
thanks for including my quote on the OP, I see honored.
have fun punting tenners on laotian womens u-19 while I make money on 'mainstream' spot betting, pmsl
>>67700628
kys
>>67700631
Thanks you utter fraud.
>>67700638
Should of saved it for a running accy during the euros
>>67700631
Actually he was quoting me.
>>67700612
i've got 0 cos my whole balance is on england getting 280+ in this innings which is currently off due to rain. so can't do ANY betting till they finish it
>>67700679
how big is this balance
>>67700657
say that to my utterly mainstream 2 wins this week on pre-match(!!!) staked MLS and profit that exceeds this >>67700397 >>67700452 >>67700538 type of nonsense.
now if you'll excuse me, i have better things to do than follow Z-level matches or follow meme tipsters. if you come up with something good i may be back though.
at least i can feel good going the janitors don't have any more than me
Can I bet online with an American passport in Armenia? Or will I need an Armenian passport since it's illegal to bet in America """the land of the free"""
>>67700774
Take 'America' move the r behind the m and trade the c for an n then swap with the i :)
>>67700774
R A R E
A
R
E
>>67700721
tiny
>>67700774
Oh, like a lovewave
Spread a love wave and my heart goes
Ba-ba-da-bu-whoa-oh-oh
>>67700761
>2 wins a week
pmsl
Down insane on Lai Chi fix
>>67700839
Honestly, why didn't she win? I didn't bet on it because Armenia never wins but that was the dankest song in the competition.
Best paid tipsters? I'm down 2.5k. Only got 1k left and want to make my 2.5k back and then quit. Don't care about being limited.
How much have people here actually made from paid tipsters?
>>67700890
Apparently a German made 1k in a month pmsl
>>67700890
Personally recommend
IBT
Kurt
Estonian
>>67700890
reffocs,
>>67700888
Was not the best by far, 2nd rate Beyonce song with average performance and staging against a decent field. Fit bird though. Should've come top 5 over Sweden and France.
>>67700298
Banger that lad. Will be remixing for Azza Kane at my euros party.
>>67700890
the best tipsters are free
Euan and ARP are better than anyone else
>>67700890
P G A
G
A
>>67700890
Euan, also known as T4TW. I handle his subscriptions.
It's £20 a month.
>>67700950
What kinda roi is pga seeing?
>>67701006
negative
>not doing your own picks
>Actually endorsing paying for picks
yet another reason why this thread is pathetic
>>67701046
Talking big sense there pal
gonna get my m8 big_al to ban reffocs if this tip loses
>>67701046
Have sex.
>>67701046
If you think being right is more important than being profitable you are the one who is wrong.
We are here to make money lad, doesn't matter how you do it.
>>67700925
Estonian is on fb?
>>67701046
Don't pay for any picks myself, but i can see the sense in it. You can only do so much research yourself and by combining your own picks with the paid ones you're maximising your revenue
>mackers
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
http://www.strawpoll.me/10252099
>>67700397
2222
>>67701288
none just follow Euan
>>67700397
In lads 3333
Hope you got on the fix 2 days ago
>>67701349
thanks for this. my first win in 2 days....
>>67701288
>Estonian
Fruad and impossible to get on lines tipped
Hi Paragay where are the corners
SILEKS
BOOOOOM THE FIX
>>67701439
Soon
>>67700890
Join PGA and only smack admin bets and you'll make it back in a couple of weeks and be limited
pmsl Keko straight making lines up
>>67701540
not sure I like this answer
>>67701563
Like Euan?
>>67701288
None if you don't have access to infinite accounts, Hass is better at asia than most of them
>>67701589
trip on Hass
>>67701628
trip on Euan
>>67701638
trip on Juve
>>67701638
>tfw get accused of being Euan on a daily basis
baka
>>67701589
Depending on how much i get from each account depends if its worth it or not, i have quite a number of accounts and I'm yet to get limited on my own
Does is keko from /bet/?
Rigas drops to 2.5 its a bet
>scoring instead of getting one more corner
fuckf uck kolkata are making me so MAD
jyty a bet lids?
odd 3 just brought on key player after being 2-0 down. backing the win odd3 so hard
>18/2
FUCK YES
>>67701860
bt about? rball looking pretty, pretty d e c e from where i'm looking
Para corners making me sweaty, especially now that they've scored.
pmsl odd 3 are so bad
Rebacking the odd fix. Come back to win 3-5.
So O B V I O U S
>>67701979
This.
Noticed strange line movements the last 5 minutes, so obvious that the fix will be in soon.
>Dutch """""tips""""""
>>67701913
Fancied Masku pre, not sure what this rball is all about. Would like a smed on Rigas FS -2.75 though.
>>67701979
Got on @6.5
UP INSANE
>>67702071
pmsl DAC
>>67701823
111111
>44/3
doubt we can win though
>>67702055
>no ARP tip zz
>>67702055
ARP sleeping on another BT tip
>>67702160
why would I tip fake BT
>>67702055
>Stealing my tips
>>67702176
nibs
>>67702176
>fake
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/!!RzWT9%2FrHVFm/
Its ODD how dac I am
>>67702202
>>67702212
forgot he got a new trip last year desu
>>67702241
>betting on anything that /bet/ calls a fix
PMSL
need 4 more rigas goals like air
>>67702272
What could you have possibly bet on to need that?
what did he mean by this?
>>67702320
Overs I would imagine since they are both Rigas
>>67700279
>tfw haven't been on /bet/ in ages but I remember making that image
Old /bet/ best /bet/
SURREAL
U
R
R
E
A
L
Not too sure about this Rigas bet tbqhwy lids
>>67702374
odd post this.
>>67702389
Not too sure about this dutchtips tip
>>67702407
you can say that again
>>67702415
Not too sure about this dutchtips tip
>>67702415
Not too sure about this dutchtips tip
Umea ok slags game o3.5 med
>>67702350
>>67702438
>>67702437
Please have sex
>>67702437
>>67702438
;))))
>>67702447
Might give him a follow desu very decent stats
BT awful tip.
ODD
D
D
ODD FIX COMING IN
Tears if you weren't on @6.5
>>67702472
didn't know this was beach soccer lid
>they weren't on overs
up life watering sums
all right. fuck it. im on ZERO.
can someone PLEASE lend me some money..
>>67702490
i need 5 more goals just to get a refund cunt
ODDDDDDDD
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Got on ODD @7
Thank you /bet/. Put too much on it as well. Literally up life changing amounts.
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>67702472
Plenty of time lid
>wasn't on overs in Odd game
Just kill me desu
Think I'm going to pay for my dominos for the summer just sticking a few hundred on blow out friendlies at ~1.05 on betfair
>>67701823
2222222
Thank you ODD tipper.
Thank you BT.
Thank you keko.
Saved me from a very low point in my life.
>>67702558
literally flawless
Vef Riga in the bBALL SW @2 is too good to miss
>>67702569
I'm talking huge gulfs where the true odds are lower than 1.01 literally no chance a top tier side doesn't beat a tier 8 side in Austria
>>67702502
Message me on TT and we'll sort something out. I wouldn't mind throwing you a hundred quid to see what you can do with it
Reminder no american has ever made profit in the entire history of gambling.
>be me
>be well known and respected long time tt tipster
>have a solid following and yield
>sometimes get drunk and make bad bets
>tip them to move the lines
>cash out
>sometimes the bets come in, sometimes they don't
>doesn't affect my overall yield that much
End up PMSL every time this happens.
>>67702587
>lower than 1.01
>literally no chance
So 1.00?
>>67702600
Vegas bookies have made absolute SUMS
>>67702607
Just somewhere between 1.0 and 1.01
Big_al got on Estonian's tip, ffs would LOVE to know what he tipped.
>>67702600
Would love to see you tell Steve Stevens this.
>>67702591
who are you?
i will give u a business plan
>>67702653
surprised no one has started a Steve Stevens TT yet
is the guy who used to trip as him still here?
>>67702600
>Who is Billy Waters
>>67702452
That's gay and also haram.
>>67702673
A myth made up by the bookies to make americans think they can profit from NBA and MLB.
>>67702679
>A Fucking Retard
>losername
You a funny guy, why so self-deprecating?
>>67702660
That's the catch. You have to find me. I will genuinely give you £100
need another goal in odd game like a i r
pls 1 more odd
>>67702600
This is a pretty terrible post, you need to sharpen it up a bit.
Firstly you need to exclude bookies.
Secondly you need to make it sports gambling rather than just gambling since there are tons of poker players for example who are up absolute sums.
Even then there are probably a handful of exceptions so I'd be inclined to phrase it as very few Americans rather than no Americans.
The problem of course is that once you've made those changes it will apply to any nation. Reminder the average gambler is an absolute mug and thank fuck they are or bookies wouldn't exist.
Odd goal for roof OFF
>>67702734
i spot a ruse
>>67702734
>You a funny guy, why so self-deprecating?
W...what?
JHASJKHDSAJKFHJKASHFJKAJKFJKAH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Zzz not on Odd
have sex
JSHAJKHDKJSHAJKDHJAKSHDKJHJKSAHDJKA
its ODD how uafc I am
>>67702865
>>67702884
>mackers
>>67702601
pmsl, not surprised.
>On Estonia tip instead of ODD
>>67702813
Whatever, I can give it to a proper charity instead
>>67702844
Just seems weird having two pseudonyms that put yourself down
>>67702918
what did he tip?
Anyone not on ODD should be PROUD they arent on lotto rball shite.
Just max bet over9.5 in the odd game.
1.8k on.
>>67702940
Not even rball.
Odd much better team and conceded a few early. Safe bet.
>>67702928
NO! ... I'll pay ya back with 20% interest. Won't find anything better out there.
>>67702966
"a few"
Head gone.
Roll gone.
>>67702918
what's he on?
>>67702980
I don't want it back, I just want you to be a true shrewdie
getting on norrkoping before its too late would be wise.
need 4 more rigas goals like air
Livefootybetting what a fraud.
I'm on Odd, hope it loses just to see slugs lose money though.
>>67703066
>he's not on ODD
PMSL
>>67703073
have sex!
>>67703073
I really am, anon. Only backed @3.4 at 0-2 though
>>67703066
lets hope it wins so I can take me mum to venice this summer lids
>>67703095
>following kekos tips
its just lotto shite you mug
ODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
up insane
UP INSANE
>>67703013
b-but i am. i'll follow all euan's tips
literally up 250 quid, shaking like a leaf what a fucking bet
that German here.
using betvictor now after getting limited on 365, hoping for no bullshit
>>67703215
PLEASE lend me some money
>>67703179
pmsl why would I follow Keko? every psuedo in the world, even non-/bet/, were on odd. I was on too but I dont fool myself into thinking it was nay more than lotto shite
>>67703215
>shaking over a couple quid
I wish life was this simple again
>Estonia
Dont think its worth the £20 per month desu
>>67703245
Talking big big non sense lad
>>67703272
What was he on? Flora handis from 2-0?
>>67703256
Get a load of this pseudo big boy
>>67703272
what was the fucking tip lad
>>67703256
>a couple quid
250 quid mate you must have misread not 2.50 pmsl
>>67703256
>Why would I follow keko
>>67703256
>250
>a couple
Guess your mum has taken "a couple" of dicks
>>67703272
WTFB
>>67703327
>>67703316
that void was a loss which he edited with the excuse of a typo, pmsl
>>67703327
>>67703316
>Literal lotto shite.
Just got lucky a few times.
>>67703371
you're so weird stop posting on here you fucking nerd
>>67703316
And? the picks are nothing special, he just milks the shit out of every one with obvious re-backs etc. everyone with half a brain would get on anyway. Not even following him and I've been on pretty much all of his winning bets anyway
>>67703327
Can we stop with the slut shaming please?
Why are gambling groups so misogynistic? You guys are obsessed with "slags" and "rape".
>>67703291
>>67703298
-0.25 from 0-2 yes. Line was gone within second and it lose once again, such a fraud
>>67703419
pmsl
>>67703395
if you LEND me some coin
>>67703327
tez
>>67703413
>>67703389
>>67703348
Why are you babbies so angry? Did you not get on his tips? PMSL
>reffocs posts a tip
this makes me SO angry
>>67703460
zzzzzzzzzz weekend already
IBT wants 3/10 on Fylkir -1
>>67703527
Ron wants 5/10 on same bet. Line cunted tho
>>67703527
>Impersonating me
>>67703527
>>67703558
36 losses in 45 bets man here, first bet of the day for me.
Too many birds in Iceland
Down insane on rigas.
Slags had to fucking concede. Literally all over now.
>>67703593
Suggest you go over there and HAVE SEX then pal
>>67702586
HUP
>>67701823
Double HUP
Would hate to know how shit these threads would be without me
>rigas
Any turks in turkey? Fenerbache dnb at 7,5
>>67703646
awwwwwwwww tears buddy!
>>67702928
>Just seems weird having two pseudonyms that put yourself down
username losername, I had that for decades, you're reading too much into it.
Retard is simply for going on full retard loss and reback chases, a reminder to myself to fucking stop fucking doing that.
>>67703621
>double hup
jinxed it you CUNT
>>67703687
My bet to jinx in the first place you slug
>>67703214
Haven't got the message yet
was literally about to stake norrkoping fs
>>67703702
>your bet
Didn't realise you could get trademarks put on bets zzzz
