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rockhold vs bisping >>67688403
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shitty thread you leaf
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>>67697607
it's good you dick, you're just pissy that Bisping is going to get fucked up again and it'll be his only title shot ever
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first for conor is GOAT
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REAL thread

>>67693379
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I for one welcome the return of the North American thread wars.
just kidding end your collective lives
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>>67697777
it doesn't even say heem
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THREAD WARS
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>>67697824
Paige might win. I got a cheeky bet on her so hopefully she does
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>>67697851
fuck it i'm staying on this one.

Anyway as I was saying, first for dana/claudia relationship.
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we must support the nontripfag thread
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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Some nobody cock guy)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67688403

NEWS:

>Bader-Latifi in the works
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11700176/ryan-bader-vs-ilir-latifi-in-the-works-for-later-this-year

>Some Irish can with no ground game will fight some other guy
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/18/11704036/dana-white-we-should-have-conor-mcgregors-next-fight-done-tonight-mma

>Weidman is injured, Bisping replaced him
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11702070/michael-bisping-in-to-face-luke-rockhold-at-ufc-199-with-chris
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>>67697907
>Some Irish can with no ground game
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>There are """people""" ITT and the other thread that like thread wars
When will they learn?
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Am I the only one who can see Randamie winning this fight?
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>>67697924
that thread was literally made yesterday
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pls someone, tell me where the song from the video clip is from...https://youtu.be/mpO5n4fCLW4
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>>67697943
Well, in my country 8 and a half hours ago was today.
It fucks the fluidity up anyway.
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>>67697951
yeah well you live in argentina so your opinion = WGAF
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>>67697924
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOY
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[arm gators aggressively]
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[arm gators viciously]
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>>67697968
It's 9am in the morning, too early to start flagposting.
Fuck off canuck
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>>67698003
it's 8:15 and apparently it's not too early for you to get BTFO
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>>67697979
>>67697968
>>67697951
>>67697865
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>>67698013
You are about to get as BTFO as Trudeau if you don't back up dude
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>>67697942
Just have Cyborg fight Glover Teixeira or something
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>>67698032
Trudeau won and he makes over $300k/yr salary and yet still uses tax payers dollars to pay for his kids daycare

if there is any BTFOing being done there it's him that is doing it bud

when Trudeau announced that Canada isn't going to bomb ISIS anymore he said we're going to increase our output in foreing aid; does that mean your mom goes out and grabs a care package to warm up for you for dinner?
sounds like maybe Trudeau is the one BTFOing you
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Lads do you think if I scream really loud during the early prelims of the Rory card that you'll be able to hear me on Fight Pass?
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>>67698054
>It's a Trucuck fan and not only that, he voted for him
kys communist
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>>67698054
>he said we're going to increase our output in foreing aid; does that mean your mom goes out and grabs a care package to warm up for you for dinner?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>67698071

throw a milk bag in the octagon
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>>67698071
oh shit are you attending? pick a fight to do it during and scream something heem related so we know
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>>67698080
I voted for Harper but nice try

whew lad you got BTFO pretty bad there

>>67698092
I'd get kicked out and you know that
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>>67698096
Yeah I'm goin. It'd have to be on one of the earliest fights on the card if there's any hope of actually hearing me. I can yell pretty loud though.

When they announce the order I'll pick one and do it
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>>67697942
Germaine looked like a destroyer against that garden gnome on the Netherlands card.
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>>67698071
You would have to do like an autistic eagle screech for anyone to hear you. High pitch sounds stand out, thats why you can always hear fighters wives/girlfriends screaming when their partners are getting beaten to a pulp.
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>>67697749
ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.
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>>67698098
Yeah, you BTFO people so hard admiting that your tax dollar gets absolutely cucked and ends up on foreigns that later invade your shitty country to finally exterminate your chances of ever fucking a non indian girl.
Even the indians want the arab dick la.
The one getting BTFO as we speak is you.
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>There are people in this thread right now who don't Luciana is the GOAT octagon girl
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>>67698054
>canadian "banter"
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>>67698147
>there are virgins in this thread right now that obsess over ring girls because they cant get a gf
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>>67698147
She is hot as fuck, but seems a little bit old for the job.
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>>67698124
I figure if I take a piss Nick Diaz style I can purposely take the long way back to my seat and try to walk closer to the announcers table and then hopefully my bellowing cry could be heard through their mics

>>67698135
My wife is white

>>67698159
lol your thread got ignored
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There are people registered on this forum with over 200 posts who don't train Lethwei at least once a week
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>>67698186

>dat headbutt
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>>67698175
>There are faggots in this thread right now that don't appreciate Dana's and Lorenzo's efforts when picking ring girls
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>>67698207
the ufc ring girls are fucking god awful though
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>>67698175
Relax Ahmed
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>there are people in this thread who don't train in the gi 3x a week MINIMUM
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>there are people in this thread that didn't have steak for breakfast
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>>67698208
They are absolutely not god awful, if you saw them in real life you'll cum in your pants.
However it's true that they are not the hottest ring girls of all time, but Dana seems to like the girl next door look.
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>>67698214
yeh, lose my number
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>>67698201
Headbutts allowed in Lethwei, makes things exciting.
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>>67698236
Get in my inverted spider guard bro

I'll have you tapping to the heavens within two minutes
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>>67698227
>if you saw them in real life you'll cum in your pants
not everyone lives in monkeyland dude
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Is this the official /heem/ thread?
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>>67698207
I appreciate it, but uncle Dana needs to hire some ring girls from one championship desu senpai.
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>>67698247
you woudn't be saying that to me if i had your leg trapped in the vaporiser ready to take it to def-con 10. Face it Sven, the age of gi is over, the time of Edgy has come.
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>>67698325
>shitty plastic surgery
that makes up like 90% of Arianny, famalam
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a
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>>67698336
Yeah, Arianny fucked her shit up too, but she is Asian, so it kinda makes sense.
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>>67698339
>German top-ten middleweight Abeku Afful
Nothing to see here
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>>67698326
I can't be mad at you, Baby Australia

I like no-gi too
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>>67698339
he should have been careful
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>>67698360
does your mom try to catch the care package with a big net
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>>67698339
I thought neck beard bloggers from my country were fleeing to Germany to avoid getting chopped by machete.
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>>67698348
She doesn't look remotely fucked up.
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>>67698379
good post
>>67698382
No, but your wife catches tons of arab dick with her big roastie net
>>67698390
She looks great but she looked better before all that Botox.
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>>67698386
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/10/11654788/bloody-elbow-revealed-2016-post-a-pic-of-yourself
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>>67698379
good post
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damn

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/19/11711378/graphic-german-mma-fighter-gets-attacked-severely-injured-by-a
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Wow I love discussing MMA in thee threads with other quality posters!!!
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>all these shitskins enjoying my post
where did it all go so wrong lads?
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>>67698339
>>67698360
Obligatory
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>>67698466
what do you wanna discuss, lad? be the jon jones you wanna see in the world.
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>>67698348
great mannequin
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>you will never have a spicy game of Civilisations with Robert Whittaker and Hunto
why even live lads
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>>67698466
It's going to be 2 weeks of this, then the card happens and everything is alright for like a week
>>67698472
Your shit got cucked
>>67698494
Don't be a faggot la
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>>67698497
Whitaker became my boy after he sperged out in front of Miesha with the videogame shit in that Q&A
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>>67698497
Whittaker is a cool dude. I despite Hunt almost as much as you referring to him in every thread as Hunto, and Australians who take pride in New Zealanders.
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>>67698497
Is this her wife son?
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>>67698339
>Shortly after the attack, Ismail C., the head coach of another MMA gym in Hamburg, was arrested by the police.
>Ismail C.
>C.

why
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>>67698541
>his* wife's*
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Where is that idiot who said Green would lose yesterday?
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Spicy as fuck, only for real fight fans
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11708876/john-lineker-set-to-clash-with-michael-mcdonald-at-ufc-fight-night-91
Literal who?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
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pat barry looking big, must be nice not getting testing, rose better not roid too

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFkvRXXm5VV/
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>>67698577
>5'3
lineker is the manlet king, he just wants to bang

as for DJ...don't care
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>>67698577
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>>67698577
>mfw Reis beats MM and the whole TUF season becomes redundant
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>>67698603
>Mighty Manlet impregnated Penny from The Big Bang Theory and you still have no gf
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>>67698586
Pat Barry was a beast. His part starts around 1:10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo

It's a shame he had no chin.
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>>67698586
Pat Barry is a nonce
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Does he still haves this nickname?
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>>67698586
He is a beast, but that punching technique though, Werdum tier
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>>67698655
looks even better next to Condit's babby kicks
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>>67698685
>>67698703
>tfw i watched this live with my dad
good feel
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>>67698519

link?
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>>67698760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN27rZPW5hY
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fucked up the file size on parts 3 & 4, I'll just post the highlights next
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>>67698770

around which time?
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>>67698227
Go to an American college sometime. The UFC ring girls are slightly above average.
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>>67698736
Same lad. It was his first time paying attention to UFC. Good cherry popper desu
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>>67698788
No idea, i watched it a long time ago, it's only 30 minutes long, just watch it.
>>67698801
lmao
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>>67698685
>>67698703
>>67698787
Truly, the spiciest banger. Does anything else even come close?
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>>67698842
If anything does I'd put all my money diego is involved. A true savage
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>>67698866
I'd put Lawler vs. MacDonald up there with it, but the pace of it is completely different. Sanchez vs. Melendez was a literal brawl.
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>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
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>I don't think Conor will beat Nate in a rematch
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>>67698977
what's he going to do for a living to support his family?
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>>67698823
I still know nothing about your irrelevant country.
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>>67698816
Yeah, it's the shit watching it with the old man, he got sad cuz he is a JDSfag
>>67699061
kek, don't get mad
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>>67698907
Yeah, Bonnar/Griffin comes to mind when thinking of something else that's spicy.
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how often do you guys train gi?
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What would you rate Bisping's banter level out of 10?

I'd give him a 7. Still see a bunch of Yanks mad as fuck about the TUF season against Hendo where he slayed him.

(Not his ability to take banter, which is a 0 or his ability to take punches, which is a -1)
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>>67699105
It's harder for 5 rounders to get "spicy." They become wars of attrition, which are great, but you can't fight a Sanchez vs. Melendez for 25 minutes.

Ferguson vs. Barboza is also spicy af, perfect fight that shows every facet of the sport.
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>>67699199
An 8. I'm an English-American though so I might be biased.
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>>67699199
>his ability to take punches, which is a -1

he has only been knocked out by bombs
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>>67699199
He just said that if people believe in Jesus, they can believe in him heeming Luke Rockhold.

So I'd say like a hard 6/10, depending on your taste in bants.
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>>67699199
At least an 8 because of "Costas PhiliWHO"
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Didn't Bisping lose an eye or something at one point?
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>>67699226
Good to see Bisping get a shot instead of that Jesus freak Weidman.
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>>67699266
He still has that eye all fucked up.
He has to retire before getting surgery, so he probably would lose eye sight against Luke
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>>67699210
Yeah, MacDonald/Lawler 2 is undoubtedly one of the greatest MMA fights of all time, but it isn't spicy. I mean, it has it's moments, sure, but that fight is more of a technical and a back and forth, brutal chess match more than a spicy banger.

I think if McGregor works on his cardio, there's a chance that we could get an exiting 5 round rematch with Diaz, but it's only small. I think when they do fight again that fight ends the same every time, it's just a matter of when.
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>>67699061
>american priding himself on his stupidity
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>>67699277
At least Weidman doesn't threaten nonbelievers on Twitter.
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Bisping is everything that is right with the world.
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>>67699303
You're the Iraqi lad aren't ya
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>>67699219
This is true, he has a good chin, pretty understimated actually.
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>>67699266
His retina is detached. There's no point in fixing it before he retries because it might just get detached again the next time out.
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>>67699303
Since the boxing swede got BTFO the influx of swedish poster went down a lot.
You have to come back
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>>67699314
Nah I aint none of dem trrrsts
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>>67699303
An anon with a Gabon flag has just insulted you! Quick! Tell me everything you know about the country of Gabon so you can formulate a witty retort!
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>>67699294
That really sucks.

It'd be cool to see a punished Bisping with an eyepatch and beard on the desk after he dies eventually retire.
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>>67699226
Fuck that's a good line. At least he's acknowledging that people don't think he has a chance.
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>>67699313
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>>67699277
Be careful
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>>67699345
>Gabon
>the second biggest country of south america and also a regular heem poster
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>>67699295
4 rounds of brawling and trash talk followed by a repeat ending sub in the 5th round would be FotY imo
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>>67699371
You understood what I meant. Now go back to your cuckshed.
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>>67699343
Gus is best husbando. I want to protect that optimism.
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>>67699347
PUNISHED BISPING
A Fallen Contender
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>>67699105
>>67699210
>>67699295
lmao these fucking clowns using the term 'spicy banger' like it's got some sort of objective meaning
The banger is in the eye of the beholder.
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Who else here is English?

/BISPING/
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>>67699348
Ballsy, if nothing else, especially when the UFCs biggest market is the United States, which is Jesus Freak-central.

That being said, I also don't think Rockhold goes to church, so this probably won't affect either's standings with the crowd.
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>>67699389
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>>67699433
nah Rockhold isn't as stupid as Weidman
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>>67699407
I think there's a scale of banginess
For example Sanchez-Melendez is a 10, Lauzon-Miller is a 7, GSP vs Condit is a 4 and Roy Nelson vs Jared Rosholt is a 1
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>>67699401
>a hero robbed of his rankings
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>>67699450
Proverbs 27:17

>>67699443
>tu quoque
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>>67699443
lol that's me responding, unironically
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>>67699407
I define spicy as fast-paced balls out brawling with little regard for safety or injuries.

OR a fight where every little action in the fight is cheered big time by the crowd, like McGoobs vs. Diaz.
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>>67699472
How many laughing pics do you have?
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>>67699472
that's me he's responding to
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>>67699505
3 unironically, i stopped using that one last year
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>>67699526
Is the third one the fat kid
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>>67698623
>>67698577

Anyone else putting a cheeky fifty on Weis? I feel like we might be seeing Holm Rousy 2.0 here.
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>>67699801
>I feel like we might be seeing Holm Rousy 2.0 here
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Why do fighters fall for the chiropractor meme?
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>>67699848
they get punched in the head for a living, they're all dumb as dogshit
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>>67699841
No joke. The one part of Mighty Manlet's game that isn't perfection is his BJJ, and that's what Reis is best at.
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>>67699356
you've really got a thing for yellowstone eh buddy https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/yellowstone%20erupt/
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>>67699356
i'm not trying to say anything, but chris' daughter gonna be a qt in 15 years.
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blacked
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>>67700101
with that five head and used brillo pad hair? stop it.
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>>67700122

no thanks, child molestation enablers are my turn off
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>>67700146
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>>67700123
I really need to watch this fight, damn.
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AHHH CHANDLER HELP
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conor has been looking pretty slim these days. maybe he's trying to stay around 145 so he could fill in for aldo or franky if one of them get injured before ufc 200
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>>67700191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPaVuZNUrIw

>that striking

'''''''''vanzant''''''''''' is just fucking dog shit
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>>67700238
it took her 4 years to get from pigeon striking to that
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>>67700238
Connor Ruebusch was saying in the last podcast that woman have shitty mechanics because of the hip to shoulder ratio or something like that
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>>67699426
Like most white americans (many of these so-called "Irish" Americans have Anglo last names, and the name changing on Ellis island was a meme) I am overwhelmingly English by descent but if you're not rooting for the white American here then you're a cuck
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>>67700325
I'm a proud Irish-American and I'm happily rooting for Ireland's very own Mickey O'Bisping.
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Michael Bisping: If the Son of God walked on water, I can 'knock the f-ck out of Luke Rockhold' at UFC 199
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>>67700325
>They care about their """""""genetics""""""" when picking their boy
If it was for that literally every spic would be my boy.
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>tfw some sloot i use to fuck with that looked like Thug Rose had a kid

the very definition of a:

wew lads!
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>>67700424
Anybody putting a cheeky tenner on Bisping?
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>>67700468
qt
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>>67700468
That's great, now you can acheive the collective dream of /heem/, to raise your wife's son
She's a qt too
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>>67700494
unfortunately, Jesus's miracles are nothing but manmade inventions by ignorant humans
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>>67700424

>Bisbing enters the arena without music
>has a Reebok branded lion skin cloak
>carrying a mic and singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

Get ready for your first British U F C Champion
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>>67700578

he had to go back
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>>67700238
ROSE IS MY BOY
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>>67700494
>Bet on Rockhold instead
>If Bisping somehow wins I won't care if I lost the bet
>if rockhold wins use the money to buy booze to drown sorrows
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Laa-WQXn2vc
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The UFC has nothing but british champs lad

The Queen's Own Steven Mioshire
Lord Daniel of Cormsburough
Sir Lucas Rockholder
Earl Robert the Law-Layer
His Excellence the Duke of Anjos, Richard
Sir Conrad Mcgillicutty
His Lordship Dominick of the Cross
and The Meritorious John's Son, the Resplendent Rodent
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We shit on the UFC a lot, but being a boxing fan really makes you appreciate goofmaster and the mafia brothers.
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>>67701156
Pic related
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Who was this? Kek

>>67697666
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>>67700979
Not funny but I appreciate the effort
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>>67701200
>effort
The joke is Sweden's and it was funny when posted
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>>67701276
>mcgoober giving literally anybody shit about going down in weight to fight when everyone in fw is smaller than he is
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>>67701311
When did he ever say this?
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>>67699199
I actually find it pretty amazing that the banter level in general for UFC fighters seems to be so low.

Dominick Cruz is a legit intelligent dude, you can tell Bisping is decently smart, but holy fuck those two guys and Goob are the only ones that are even half assed good at bringing bantz?

That's fucking pathetic, the roster is like 500+ and there's three guys that might trash talk you
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>>67701276
what a fucking troll, but two banjos still missed the superheavy check
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>>67701329
https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/729249301944270848
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>>67701399
That's not giving people shit for going down a weightclass it's praising people for moving upwards, you know, like he did.
You silly prick.
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>>67701330
"banter" is mandrama shit and should be even less common than it is
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>>67701399
He's talking about rankings, not weight.
In boxing, most people are trying to go undefeated these days, and they'll duck fighters who are high in the rankings.
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>>67701441

Like he duck Frankie? Get a canine.
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>>67701436
Depends how it's done really. When fighters just trash talk for the sake of trash talk and come up with these cute little lines I agree (See: Aljanigger Sterling), but I like the way fighters like Dominick Cruz or Joanna go about it.
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>>67701465
Yeah like he's ducking frankie, didn't say he wasn't doing that, just pointing out what that tweet implied.
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>>67699121
2 times a week
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>>67699121
I eat gi 3 times a week
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>>67701613
>he doesn't eat 3 gis a day MINIMUM
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You know, since Yoel is back next month this means that Jacare isn't getting a title shot without another fight.
also /r/ing the heem urself my man pic
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Any other Englishmen here rooting for Bisping?
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>>67699121
Never because it's fucking useless.
I train no gi 3 times a week, along with boxing, mui thai, kickboxing and wrestling.
I don't compete.
Gi is fucking silly to train unless you're competing.
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>>67701649

I wonder how shit Yoel will look without roids
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>>67701669
He'll look look pretty much the same.
See: Lombard, Hector
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>>67701655
I've never rooted for bisbing.
If I did, it certainly wouldn't be against rockhold.
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>>67701666
>not training gi so that you can also grab clothing

also holy fuck that's a lot of striking. you'd be better off just training either kickboxing or MT. The only part of boxing that translates to MMA better than those two is the footwork.
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Thoughts on this in terms of fight promotion?
Thoughts on the fight?
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>>67701666
>Not having god-tier grips and cool knuckle calluses from playing spider guard

C'mon son, your soccer mom boxercise class aint got shit on datch gi
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>>67701713
lookit those wings on his face
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>>67701710
Like I said, I don't compete
The only time I'd ever actually use any of this stuff is if I got into a fight somewhere, and even then I probably wouldn't use half of it.
I do it to stay in shape and as a hobby.
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>>67701730
claudia by sub round 1
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>>67701742
>Like I said, I don't compete

So?

Don't half-ass three things, whole-ass one thing. Even if you don't want to compete, why don't you want to actually improve?
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>>67701713
Battle of the boys
Whoever wins I'm happy.
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>>67701713
>Dat arm fold at the end
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>>67701669
he wasn't popped for roid.
In fact they never said for what substance which mean it was probably some shit that wasn't banned 6 months ago.
Yoel is clean as water
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>>67701742
Do you train at one academy that offers different classes throughout the week or you sought out 5 different martial arts academies so you can be a well rounded meme lord?
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>>67701781
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I've never actually seen Jingliang Li fight. I know him as the guy a lot of prospects have a win over, is he any good?
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>>67701789
I'd like her to polish my knob, if you know what I mean.
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>>67701713
Honestly think it's absolute shite but oh well

Not pissing around but it's like he's doing a promo for the deaf
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Dana should just give MM the leeway to compete against other flyweights in their promotions. Just get a team to negotiate and support him so he can heem every top 5 in the world.
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>>67699121
someone photoshop the kid next to rose by her right (our left, for dummies)

damn, this is photoshop material
gypsies, angry lesbians and nu males
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>>67701763
I don't compete, so, I don't care what translates to MMA or not, because I go to an MMA gym to learn and stay in shape, not to compete in MMA.

I am improving all the time, but it's a hobby for me, nothing more. I don't half ass anything, I go 4 times a week, and put 12 hours in a week, for me, that's enough for what I need.

I don't know why you're so concerned about what I do with my free time, focus on yourself.
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>>67701803
Fuck knows why they're promoting him as a silent killer when the guy whispered 'The show is over' in Pettis' ear in the fifth round
Seriously if they made that fact more well known people would think he's hardcore
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>>67701799
What female fighter currently on the roster does /heem/ think sucks the best dick? Elaborate pls.

My vote is for rose, she has a big mouth ready for taking D and seems like a little savage. Plus you can cum on her bald head as a bonus.
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>>67701235
>kron jumping like a little school girl

everytime
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>>67701836
>the guy whispered 'The show is over' in Pettis' ear in the fifth round
sauce
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>>67701784
I train at one place. Next Gen MMA in Liverpool, it's decent and well-rounded, going around the city to different classes would be silly here.
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>>67701857
>Days after beating Pettis to claim the UFC gold last March, dos Anjos revealed he whispered "the show is over" in Pettis’ ears during the final moments of the fifth round. Ready for another big challenge in McGregor, he already knows what he wants to tell "The Notorious" after the fight.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/20/10766966/rafael-dos-anjos-i-want-to-make-conor-mcgregor-quit-at-ufc-197
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>>67701855
R A R E
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>>67700979

>reposting Swedish memes
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>>67701844
Felice Herrig
She's clearly a very sexual person and learned early that she must make up for in looks with enthusiasm.
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>>67701881
Joke doesn't really work, it's not like Brazil disappeared from /heem/ like Ireland largely did

Meme better lad
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>>67701844
Meisha; with that overdeveloped nose she'll never need to breathe through her mouth.
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>>67701941
Kek
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>>67701909
As soon as McGregor gets his next win they'll all come back
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