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MIN:Report: Twins shuffle Rosario down to minors
COL:Reyes (suspension) to report to ST facility
NYM:Matz (elbow) throws pen, set to return Friday
DET:Kinsler goes yard in fourth consecutive game
CWS:Frazier (illness) back in lineup Wednesday
NYM:David Wright (back) returns to lineup on Wed.
PHI:Jeanmar Gomez nets MLB-leading 16th save
TOR:Josh Donaldson out of Blue Jays' lineup Wed.
TB:Steve Pearce gets the night off Wednesday
KC:Moustakas (thumb) goes 2-for-4 in rehab gm.
TEX:Darvish (elbow) to make one more rehab start
ATL:Braves demote SP Aaron Blair back to minors
Is there anything worse than a Wednight game on E!SPN?
daily reminder David Ortiz took an exuberant number of pilates classes during the 2013 season
Chris Davis did roids AND adderall the absolute PEDman
>>67688312
>Chris Davis did Pilates AND adderall the absolute PILATEman
fixed
This is your reminder that Ortiz definitively took steroids and that's why it was never revealed what he tested "positive" for
>>67688359
Ramon Ortiz took steroids?
>>67688383
Maybe. David Ortiz definitely did
David Ortiz is a cheater who is being protected by the MLB.
He constantly argues balls and strikes, he has shown unnatural aggression against telephonic devices, and he never faces punishment like other players do.
>>67688425
>he has shown unnatural aggression against telephonic devices
>>67688425
This is undeniable fact. It's indefensible that they allow players to cheat and act aggressively like he does.
David Ortiz is constantly slandered(wrongfully) on /sp/. He's a hard working man who does a lot of Pilates and /sp/ of course claims steroids. He shows passion, and they claim roid-rage.
PILATES?
David Ortiz did steroids and there's nothing you can do to argue it.
>>67688502
He found some of Sammy Sosa's leftover Pilates from the late 90's- early 00's, and took full advantage
>>67688511
pilates*
Can we just stop talking about steroids please
We'll never know for sure who, how long, and how much in most cases so it's futile
I think its wrong of /mlb/ to accuse so many people of taking pilates classes
how many of YOU can attest to having taken such rigorous and demanding exercises under the demanding conditions placed upon people like David ortiz, Sammy Sosa, and Mark mcgwire. They take lots of muscle strength, and even sometimes require steroids just to
maintain the athleticism required to continue the training
>>67688532
We are literally talking about Pilates man.
>>67688532
David please
You don't need to get upset
>>67688577
>>67688577
>They take lots of muscle strength, and even sometimes require pliates
fixed
A's
>rags
Daivd Ortiz, in his final year, is graciously sharing his pilates recipe with his teammates.
This is why they are performing so well recently.
>>67688596
>pilates sometimes requires taking pilates
Everyone knows David Ortiz took roids, as did Manny Ramirez when he was in Boston. The Mitchell Report conveniently left out a lot of Sox players because Mitchell was a senior advisor to the team at the time.
I would love to talk off the record with Schilling. If there were any roiders on the Red Sox, with a little prodding he'd spill everything. Off the top of my head Nomar is really the only other obvious case of roiding in Boston during that time, but with the right motivation Curt would name everyone who did.
While claiming he never partook, of course.
>>67688585
The name's Manny, fucko
>>67688617
You gotta start somewhere with Pilates. and sometimes, that place is Pilates
>>67688626
No hablo espanol
>>67688585
>that's what Ortiz sounds like when he's upset
>people unironically argue that this person never took steroids
>>67688663
By that argument Bryce Harper is the biggest roid junkie in the league
>>67688663
Some people simply have anger issues.
>tfw ur team has a based manlet
>tfw you tried to tell /sp/ that the White Sox were about to revert back to normal and implode but you were dismissed as a troll
>>67688663
>God dammit AT&T, thats the LAST time you drop my call to mom!
>>67688663
like I said, we know he did, but one instance of chimping out doesn't automatically point to roids. Turns out that Kevin Brown did the same thing in '04 when he broke his hand punching a clubhouse wall (dumbass), but again, correlation =/= causation automatically.
>>67688704
>implying he isn't
>>67688605
.>These are 10/10 women in Oakland
>>67688785
the grill on the right is qt mang, step off
>>67688785
> .>
>>67688837
>>.>
>>67688874
>>>.>
>>67688837
>>67688874
>>>.>
>>67688908
>pilates
>>67688785
>this is a 10/10 elite bullpen in Texas
>>67688950
>>>>.>
>>67688950
>stop
kek'd
>Yankees trade 1B Mark Teixeira and 3B Chase Headley and 4 PTBNL to the Cubs for 1B Anthony Rizzo and 3B Kris Bryant.
We're gonna win it now bros
>>67688605
left - 8/10
right - horseface
>>67688949
Wood berry desu
hey guys what's going on in this thread
>>67688983
I would be completely okay with this as long as the PTBNL weren't Ref, Judge, Sanchez, or Mateo
>we may never win again
>>67688999
you got dubs-trips
>>67688999
Hockey
>>67688984
If either of those are 10/10 to you, I have some bad news for you.
>>67688999
>>>>>.>
>>67689056
They aren't, did you even read?
Do people still think Alex Gordon is worth $72 mil?
I mean, I know you guys thought I was memeing during the offseason, but surely you all agree now right?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/gordoal01.shtml
>>67688999
We're doing pilates together
>>67689056
>reading comprehension
>>67689056
What? That he has attainable standards and isnt like you, a basement dwelling virgin who jacks off to hentai and is convinced he deserves a model gf?
>>67689056
no, 5/7=10/10
>Report: Bartolo Colon sued for refusing to pay child support
source: yahoo sportz
>>67689085
>>67689101
>>67689140
meant 8/10. I'm exhausted.
>>67689124
Nice 4K projection system you have there bro.
>>67689088
>Gordon family power rankings
>Dee
>Jeff
>Tom
>
>
>
>
>
>Alex
Thanksgivings must be tough on him
>>67689181
I think we all know its true
If you had to jack off to a naked pic of any baseball player that isn't on your favorite team, who would it be?
>>67689215
>Gordon the steam engine
>>67688785
>mad at sluts
>>67689273
Verlander
But only the ones with kate
>>67689273
Bryce Harper
The diamondbacks trade to squire jean segura is low key the best move of the off season. Dude has a .340 batting average , most hits in the mlb right now and 5 stolen bases
>>67689273
>Altuve
Because I know I could overpower him and take his butt. Gettin hard just thinking about it
>>67689364
Too bad it doesnt offset the miller trade or greinke signing
>>67689273
bartolo colon , or Sandoval I'm into bears
>>67689273
Dee Gordon because his shrunken dick makes him look feminine
>>67688744
Shut up troll. You're still in first.
>>67689273
>Gerald Laird
>Kendry Morales
>Miguel Cabrera
I love fat slobby hispanics.
>>67689273
Probably Kris Bryant
>>67689364
dont laugh at them, they are trying to prevent poo witches from haunting the toilets
>>67689273
Munenori kawasaki
>>67689461
>he thinks roids shrink your dick
Nice meme
What MLB player looks the worst naked?
>>67689461
Be careful. Blacks are natural carriers of HIV and ebola.
What are the best sites now for watching games? Dont want to disable adblocker or get a ton of popups or anything
also i swear Im not a cop
>its a Shelby miller game
Somebody hold me SENPAI
>>67689537
any real dick pics out there aside from Verlander's?
>>67689537
Has to be either Bartolo, CC, Ortiz, Panda, or Fielder
>>67689537
Sam Dyson
>>67689591
Who do you think looks the worst naked
>>67689537
Bartolo
>>67689600
U got a problem with guts? Faggot
/mlb/: fags edition
>>67689585
Don't worry, Yanks will make him look like an ace
>>67689647
>edition
>>67689647
No homo
>Lead off walk in the first
God damn u Shelby
I bet cabrera looks terrible naked, or pineada. He's got a tunny and long lean legs
>>67689644
Mixing a tiny dick with a huge gut makes it impossible to get to. You should know this. Also the cottage cheese like paste that grows in the folds doesn't taste all that great. Not even on a Ritz. Believe me, I've tried. And I know you have too,
>the Phillies are tied for second-most wins in baseball
I
I just
Huh?
What the FUCK is going on?
>>67689894
BASED
PHILLIES
CAN
NOT
BE
STOPPED
>>67689894
May baseball aka bizarro baseball
it'll come back to the norm by mid-June
>>67689894
What?! No way!
>>67689894
meme magic
>>67689879
christ almighty
>another injury
Holy shit
>>67689894
it's may
who /lifelong/ phils fan?
west philadelphia born and raised here
>>67689996
>the Red Sox will not be on a 100-win pace
damn
>>67690145
>implying this isn't just the beginning
>implying this isn't the Phillies year
Get on the bandwagon now lad
>>67690117
iktf, faggot
ripip canha
>>67689273
...Dean Anna
>>67690175
Sup Will
>>67689333
This. He's emotional like a woman, so there's a decent chance he has a cunt
>>67690316
More than decent. Never seen his vagina personally, but I know for a fact that he men-straights
>>67688983
>>67689088
>>67689215
>>67689273
>>67689395
>>67689484
>>67689546
>>67689600
>>67689879
>>67690316
>>67690433
Welcome back Naturalbro. Where ya been?
>>67688663
Why do Bawwston fans adore this immature faggot?
Buck truck rolls on
Pretty shitty game by almost everyone on the team but we managed to win it
Angels Dodgers
>>67690565
>>67690565
>>67690565
>>67690627
all me btw
>>67690666
because he had a huge hand in breaking their 86 year curse
>Be large fellow
>Roid to get even stronger
>Still get rekt by a manlet
Why is he so pathetic?
>blow gays 0 wins since "the punch"
>31 runs allowed in the 3 losses
P O T T E R Y
>>67690675
>stealing /hoc/ memes again
what a fucking shocker
>>67690627
Kek, spot on anon. All are me. I've been around. Bouncing around different boards.
>>67690681
lol no
Giants vs. Padres
>>67690310
>>67690310
>>67690721
Because he plays in Canada.
>the country that can't even put a simple fire out
>Cubs lose a game in which Jon Lester almost throws a no hitter
>Almost get no hit the next game
>John Lackey can't get any run support
>losing by 1
>Can't fucking score any runs against the Brewers of all people
>impending collapse is upon us
>Baseball Tonight @BBTN 2m2 minutes ago
>Mark Trumbo hits his 12th HR of season, just one shy of his total with the Mariners all last season. O's win, 5-2.
Ok,
Seriously.
This is the DEFINITION of steroids.
>>67690868
>>67690878
No, this is.
>>67690878
>i've literally been watching baseball for two years
>>67690868
Good
>>67690937
Then he'll fit in perfectly here
>>67690920
>>67690937
>damage control
>>67690738
How is this a /hoc/ meme you dickshitter
>>67690988
that literally makes no sense
>>67690988
>Severe retardation
>>67690878
I mean there is no other possible explanation
>>67691051
>>67691072
>>67691094
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>67690988
Your mother should've drowned you
>>67691126
you can't just spout 'damage control'
that's like going into a restaurant and shouting 'PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!!!'
it doesn't actually mean anything and just makes people look at you weird
>>67691224
He's gonna say it again, watch
Hey fellas. May I ask what place the Astros are in?
>>67691177
She obviously tried her hardest which explains the current behavior
>>67691224
>you can't just spout 'damage control'
>damage controlling your damage control
shiggy
>>67691177
>>67691224
>this damage control
ITT: damage control
>>67688402
Chill out a-roid
>Reds relievers
I can't name a single one but I can tell you they're all shit
>>67690852
>>67691309
Nice damage control, bruv
>>67691392
>being this upset that I pointed out your damage control
are you ok there bud?
Who can stop the Phillies?
>>67691391
hahahahaha fukkin gold
>>67691412
>damage control
>>67691309
>Sluggers hit better in a hitters division and a looser clubhouse
>It's roids
LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD BUT ME is exhibiting full damage control right now
>>67691391
kek
>>67691524
>>67691521
>DAMAGE
>CONTROL
>>67691438
The Phillies
>>67691535
>destruction patrol
>>67691574
>controlling THIS much damage
>>67691535
Anyone who responds to this post with "Damage control" wants Trumbo to take their asshole deeper than Phil Hughes'
>>67691616
>taking charge of this much wreckage
>>67691072
>>67690988
>>67690920
>>67690878
you people are retarded
pic related is a sterling example of what roids can do
>>67691391
found my new screen saver. fuck you canada. and all 12 people that are left.
>>67691531
the only thing I'm controlling is my ROCK HARD ERECTION OVER HOW ELITE THE PHILLIES ARE
>>67691736
>>67691682
Lol this damage control
>>67691619
>projection
I fucking hate you guys
>>67691768
>damage control
>the phrase "damage control" is now a meme
>>67691768
this tbqhwyf
Seriously, did school just finish or something?
y'all should be worrying about controlling the damage i'm inflicting on all your moms tbqh
>>67691829
>>67691897
>damage control
>>67691920
only acceptable post
>grounding into a triple play
>the city of george "costanza" springer
if you could take a pilates class with any baseball player, past or present, who would it be?
>Pig poopi is a fat lump of shit on a fatter lump of shit
>Suddenly does stuff
PILATES LMAO
Orchestrating ill intent
fuck
this
thread
you faggots are worse than /nfl/, kill yourselves
>>67692128
Jake Arrieta so I can become an ace
>>67691438
>asstros
>>67692226
>getting literally swept by the phillies
>>67692226
Not with Papelchoke
>>67692312
it took me a second to get the double joke
>>67692312
it took me a second to get the double choke
>>67692312
Terrible
>>67692343
>>67692371
>Double posting
Your connection being asphyxiated?
I'd suggest the Harper server, but...
>>67692458
I'd suggest you take a double look at that
>>67692458
look closer
>>67692458
I'd suggest you take a triple look at that
>>67692458
I'd suggest you go on damage control after this
Mother.
Fucker.
God damn it
HEY
>>67692831
FUCK
Why is this happening to us?
>>67692882
YOU
>>67692903
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>67692636
>>67692958
Dustin, what's wrong with my stance?
Why am I getting shelled by literal whos?
>>67692903
It was foretold. You only have yourself to to blame for believing
>yfw we shat all over whos fans for thinking their team will collapse
>yfw they're actually folding like a house of cards
They, with the Cubs, were first in their respective leagues? What the fuck happened?
>>67693011
Raise you hands and elbows higher when you try to call people out on their shitposting, mister.
And maybe lose the halloween colors it's fucking May.
>>67693093
But I wanted to believe. I truly did.
Sean Casey is a goof.
>>67693163
It's ok. I too was a believer once. But the minute they re-signed ventura after the team almost lost 100 games in 13, I knew the sox were never going to get back to the playoffs until he and kenny were fired
BREAKING: THIS JUST IN: Red Sox Pitcher David Price ($217,000,000 over 7 years) has just pitched well in a game.
This was the SECOND CONSECUTIVE GAME in which he pitched well, the FIRST time he's done that THIS SEASON.
>score 5 runs
>don't lose
weird feel tbqh with you Joe
>>67693309
When's E-Tip coming back mang?
Also shame for Wright. KGaus been the same way.
Either way, second place, nyah nyah faggots
>>67693392
I don't fucking know when E-Tip is coming back because Management is a piece of shit and they keep extending his rehab and it looks like he's still pretty fucked up.
They're skipping his next rehab start in the minors (which was supposed to be tomorrow) and the latest reports for him have been that he won't see the main roster until mid-june into July.
Fucking infuriating.
>>67693392
Eddie's rehab starts haven't been going well and it looks like he's still hurt so we don't really know when he's coming back. Sucks too because they could really use him.
Windians finally 3 games over .500 for the first time since the end of 2014! Based Lindor with the game winning HR in the 12th
>>67693115
>almost everyone in the bullpen decided that it's ok to give up the lead every game
>robin ventura is still the manager
>latos realized that he isn't supposed to have a good era and has been giving up 5 runs per game now
>offense refuses to give rodon or Q run support. Again
>no consistent fifth starter
>robin ventura is still the manager
>no catcher that isn't terrible
>>67693489
We get to face you bros on Friday. Those threads should be comfy. Go easy please.
>>67693513
>crying whos fans again
>>67693432
>>67693468
Aye. Shame, desu. A few more pilates classes and he'll be the next Arrieta.
Any of ya feel anything with Wade shutting us out yesterday?
>>67693535
I'll bet, but you should go easy on us. we got
>boston
>chicago
>baltimore
>texas
>KC
>Seattle
up next. Massive test
>>67693537
>I don't watch baseball
>>67693576
Big Game Wade was fun for the memes, but I literally didn't know he was the one that beat you guys yesterday. Based BGW helping out his former team.
>>67693596
Chicago is struggling right now, Texas is >bullpen, and our fucking pitching is abysmal and you won't be getting Price OR Cuckler.
You got a pretty pitching outing against us (Buttholez, Kelly, 117M Grapes). That's really what I mean by go easy.
>>67693659
>Price and Cuckler will both not pitch against a good indians team
Oh fuck
Pecota has the Indians back up to 8% division odds over the White Sox and climbing
>white cucks
>>67693596
Honestly looking forward to the O's series next week. Been wondering about you guys.
The fact that you lads and the Whos are aiming for the ALComedy Central is pretty nice for the Post.
>>67693489
How do we stop him?
>>67693576
https://vine.co/v/eOxpIeAXulO
Miss him. Seems in his last 4 or so starts his ERA is coming down slowly and at least he's been doing what he does: delivering solid innings pitched to conserve the pen.
>>67693688
As it should be.
What a crazy collapse for the whos though. Did anyone see this coming?
>>67693732
The fans
>the los angeles Doyers
>>67693724
put him on a shitty team
>>67693732
On paper it doesn't make any sense. Plus they're losing to teams that they should beat. This is really weird.
>>67693659
Well as long as we haven't used up our offense against the Reds then it should be a good series. Not sure who is pitching but off the top of my head it might be Bauer, Tomlin and Salazar.
>>67693690
Me too. For some reason the O's series last year was one of the most memorable for me
>>67693778
Indians had been doing that too until this series. Almost half of the Twins wins have come vs us.
Broors walk off the Cubs
Check em
>>67693732
No
Sox should be winning the division handily
Any team with Chris Sale shouldn't suck
>>67693810
>we don't get Kluber
I guess thats good
Also, please no 19 inning games
>>67693822
don't make us trade rape you again, dwarf
>>67693859
Why don't you worry about staying in first, gnome?
>>67693810
>Me too. For some reason the O's series last year was one of the most memorable for me
I try not to remember that series in Baltimore.
>Tito screaming FUCK YOU.webm
It's Kluber, Bauer, Salazar for Boston.
>>67693844
Sorry, though then again Kluber doesn't get run support...
>>67693844
woops looks like I was wrong. The pitchers will be Kluber, Bauer, Salazar. Salazar easily the best of the 3 though
>>67693915
Oh well fuck
>>67693829
>any team with chris sale shouldn't suck
2012-2015 must've flown right by you
>>67693897
>7 game lead at the moment
I think we're good, half gamers
>>67693930
>>67693915
>3 best Indians pitchers against 3 worst Red Sox """"""pitchers"""""""
Well I just hope we don't get swept
>>67693778
>On paper it doesn't make any sense.
On paper we won the division in 2011. Go look at how that turned out.
>>67693810
Really? Even with that doubleheader shutout?
Or you mean the last time we played in CLE?
reminder after the jays lose the series to the twins they will unironically be having a fire sale
the meme prophecies will finally come true
>>67693954
>best
>Bauer
I'd much rather have Carrasco healthy. And still worried about our offense even after feasting on Reds pitching.
>>67693954
You're lucky Carrasco is still out. Once he and Brantley are back healthy we should really get going. Being 20-17 without both of them is really quite something
>>67693990
The DH series in Baltimore.
>>67694010
smoak and saunders will net us some decent prospects along with edwin and bautista
we can then use those prospects and package them with martin and tulo to trick another team into taking taking them off our hands
>>67694022
Bauer has been great since he came in from the pen when Carrasco got hurt. Though Tomlin is probably overachieving, the whole rotation of Kluber, Carrasco, Salazar, Bauer and Tomlin is way above average. Clevinger I believe can fill in nicely for another 2 or so weeks until Carrasco is back
>>67694053
>smoak and saunders will net us some decent prospects
>>67693954
also I remember the last series of last year in Boston Kluber gave up like 4 home runs. JBJ had one too. Hope he's better than that this time around
>>67694043
Damn, really? Figure a DH shutout would be first on the list of "to mental block"
Those were some fun games, and Francona reemed the umps that the last respectable moment.
I always like O's-Tribe series. Comfy threads.
