Will Cook score 32?
1st Test: England v Sri Lanka at Leeds
May 19-23, 2016 (11:00 local | 10:00 GMT | 20:00 AEST)
No IPL losers allowed
>>67688005
Shut the fuck up krazykrejza
>>67688079
Measured your hairline regression today Daniel?
torn on whether or not I should buy tickets for the Pakistan ODI series lads
I don't expect it to be remotely competitive
PSA
>>67688378
good bet, i'll hop on it as well but my only concern is the weather which doesn't look that flash.
Leeds in May........................
Otherwise Shit Lanka will lose inside 3
>>67688211
Don't for the ODI series. Pakistan are laughably bad at ODI cricket. Wait for their tour to England to see whether they will be competitive in Tests. I think their bowling is good enough but their batting is dog shit.
mfw /cric/ threads are finally back
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>67688378
Literally giving money away at this point. Do they have odds for the game not lasting 4 days?
Is Kramer /Cric/ approved? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
Could a comedian from your country call out an abo or a coconut the same way and not have his career ruined?
>>67688986
Nope. Englel's odds to win the series are only 1.12 though.
I don't think they pay much attention to cricket odds since so much of the cricket fanbass aren't allowed to bet.
>>67689032
Depends
Chris Lilley did shit like that all the time, but it was always in character. I remember people getting furious over the first episode of Angry Boys when it came out though.
GO! BASED Sri Lank/a/
just got bowled around my legs lads
>>67688005
>tfw new /cric/ thread after ages
:DDDDD
>tfw test cricket's back
got a bit desperate in the post-January break lads, I've been unironically following text updates on the brave men of somerset during their county games
just dug up the pitch at Headingly lads
just pissed on the pitch at The Oval lads
just took a dump at trent bridge lads
>>67693544
>>67693892
>>67693928
haha nice one Monty
just left a sausage roll wrapper on the floor at lords lads
>>67693964
Good lad
just drew graffiti on the castle in Chester-le-Street lads
fucking seething this series is happening. James Anderson in literal fucking tears two years ago was one of my all-time favourite cricket moments and Sri Lanka should have had atleast four years before they had to comeback
just ran starkers through Branall Lane lads
>>67694049
Too bad Sri Lanka remembered there were other teams beyond Poo Peeland
>>67688501
Considering doing it for Amir tbqh
>>67694067
Don't worry lad, Poo Peeland are upping their game. Next season they are hosting Bangladesh. NZC are working really hard to finally get Kane past that 50 average :^)
>tfw you realise Voges would be averaging in the 120's in Australia tour to Bangladesh wasn't cancelled
>>67694129
>you will never see Voges statpad against Zimbabwe on a WACA road
at least I saw Hayden's 300 in person
>>67694129
another highlight of the PP golden age of cricket
Why do they call it test cricket?
Because it really tests your patience lmoa
>>67694152
I'm glad Lara wasted an entire Test match against England just so he could get his record back.
It triggered my autism that the highest score came against fucking Zimbabwe.
>India are UNIRONICALLY playing ANOTHER Test series against Zimbabwe AND playing 4( F O U R) Tests against the Tendies followed by like 17 Home test matches in a row
The Indian Cricket Council could atleast be subtle about trying to pad Pissrat Kohli's average
the truth finally comes out
>>67694242
Anyone got that montage of Indian twitter/facebook posts?
>>67694256
reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/top
>>67694242
based saxon
Gidday /cric/ Baz here. I'm really enjoying my retirement, and as you can see I've found yet another format that I can consistently only get 70-80 in.
>>67694256
>>67694266
fuck off daniel don't shill your shitty site
Starc back soon lads get hype
>>67694287
Based McGOAT
How's your racehorse trafficking joint going?
>>67694326
Cummins too
Rest of the world on suicide watch
>>67694354
Nah, he isn't playing until some AusA fixture in August and then he'll probably play one game and snap his spinal cord
just remember this exists
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4whjeYQ0xk
>Basedtings pooicided in the IPL
>replaced with fucking Boland
Lads...
>England vs Sri Lanka
>no England flags
>no Sri Lankan flags
Why are you all here tttt sydney morning herald
>>67694350
Yea na good mate, Save the Stars was 9 lengths behind the winner today in Race 3 at Hastings, but she's only a young horse with plenty of potential!
>>67694413
>meaningless tri-lateral ODI series
eh it's okay. I'd rather Pattinjured and Cummins were kept on ice than risked for that. Starc is more than enough to beat garbage like South Africa and Tendies anyway
Warner
Burns
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
Mitchell Marsh
Nevill
SOK
Starc
Hazlewood
Lyon
-------
Reserves:
Shaun Marsh
Maxwell
Zampa
Pattinson
Sandhu
>>67694382
That Herschelle Gibbs bit will never not be funny
>>67694496
No Ahmed on reserve?
I agree with everything else
>>67694519
Nah he's shit and I don't expect them to use a third specialist spinner anyway.
Zampa clearly has the most potential of all the leggies so it's worth having him in the squad t b h
>>67694496
>Mitchell Marsh
Have England announced their XI yet?
I know it's not going to happen, but I still think Lyth should be recalled and Compton shifted into Taylor's slot.
>>67694568
shouldn't you be pandering to big sterng Indians on twitter, Jimmy?
>>67694578
Cook
Hales
Compton
Root
Vince
Stokes
Bairstow
Ali
Broad
Anderson
Finn
12th: Ball
>>67694568
literally the best seaming all rounder in the world who consistently out bowled >your greatest ever new ball partnership
>>67694578
1 Alastair Cook (capt), 2 Alex Hales, 3 Nick Compton, 4 Joe Root, 5 James Vince, 6 Ben Stokes, 7 Jonny Bairstow (wk), 8 Moeen Ali, 9 Stuart Broad, 10 Steven Finn, 11 James Anderson
The only other player in the squad is some literal whom called Ball
basically just there to carry drinks
>>67694602
>Hales
fucking dumbass daniel
>>67694599
If you're going to drop a quick to let a 2nd spinner in surely it has to be Marsh. Starc is a better batsman than him.
Just did a big poo lads
>>67694643
RARE FLAG
>>67694621
Marsh is LITERALLY better than Boult and Southee and is the new Kallis.
>>67694621
>I only watched the ashes: the post
MMarsh is literally a batting allrounder, Starc's batting is just a glorified bitchwide
>>67694621
Pattinson was put in reserves because he has bones of glass, Mitch Marsh is just there to hold down an end and score runs every now and then
http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/story/1007479.html
kek
>Might that determination have contributed to the problem? While AVRC is, 90% of the time, genetically inherited, is it possible that his training regime - and nobody hit the gym harder than Taylor - might have asked too much of his body? It is too early to say for sure as tests continue to ascertain exactly what happened and what limits will be put on him after the operation.
KEK
>be turbo-manlet
>overcompensate by training 10x harder than everybody else
>literally create a rare career ending and life-threatening condition by overworking your manlet heart
"I've an athletic heart," he explains. "I physically have a big heart. It's quite common in athletes. I trained a lot more than most cricketers.
K E K
Reminder that KP was right all along.
>Offspinner Sunil Narine and allrounder Kieron Pollard, who have not played international cricket since November 2015, have been picked in West Indies' squad for the first four matches of the upcoming Tri-Nation series against Australia and South Africa, which starts from June 3.
>Carlos Brathwaite and Marlon Samuels, who played key roles in West Indies' World T20 triumph earlier this year, have been selected but the squad does not include allrounder Andre Russell. Darren Sammy, Dwayne Bravo and Chris Gayle have also not been picked.
It's an improvement I guess
>>67694741
>but the squad does not include allrounder Andre Russell. Darren Sammy, Dwayne Bravo and Chris Gayle have also not been picked.
they're actually going backwards. All those guys except Worst Bravo were in the 2015 CWC squad
now they've picked Pollard and Narine who are fucking rubbish
>>67694763
The mercs always play in the world cups. I don't remember Dre Russ playing in their last ODI bilateral.
Basedcroft has dominated ANOTHER county game lads
Test call up LITERALLY when
>>67694439
Are you going to name your other horses after famous cricket bats?
>>67695662
fuck off back to /rug/ cunt this is a namefag free zone
>>67695682
t. British Indian
>>67695682
I'm not going to leave /cri/ cuz
Decided to put my trip back on because I just got home and found that the try hard is still trying to sully my good name.
>>67695737
>just got home
but you made a post 10 minutes ago m8, right here >>67695699
>>67695757
Nice meme. I don't live in devonport.
>>67695767
Yeah we know Browns Bay lad doesn't live in Devonport, he's been exposed multiple times.
>>67688501
>1978 - The last time a Test in Leeds in the month of May or June ended in a draw. Each of the ten Tests played in these months at this venue since then has ended with a decisive result.
>>67695774
The fuck are you on about? I don't live in browns Bay I'm neither a Saffa or an old person.
>The abysmal state of this """poomunity"""
>>67695854
>1(one) unique IP
fucking laughable
>>67695854
/rug/ will NEVER see numbers that high
>>67695884
>Page 20
Where did we go wrong
Based Boland
>>67688005
good job actually including a subject field this time
What are the poodictions lads? Will Hales statpad his way into a secured opening spot?
>>67695918
45 run opening stand followed by a middle order collapse around Root, outside of a 10 over autism-off between Cook and Compton for 0.5 runs an over, producing a total of 275
>>67695945
Bairstow will also shit his pants against Chameera and waddle off in tears again.
>>67694496
Still unconvinced by Burns and Best Marsh. O'Keefe as well I don't think has done enough with his chances so far.
I'd like to see Memeswell given an extended run in the side.
cricket is gay
>>67695958
Get the fuck back into the nets, Glenn.
>>67695951
>Bairstow will also shit his pants against Chameera
Nope, Chameera is a meme and Bitchstow and the rest will slap him around because he doesn't have a single decent delivery except for the bouncer.
Chameera looked good against Poo Peeland ""batsmen"". But then, Shittle and Jackson fucking Bird looked good against PP bats"""men""".
>>67695967
delet this
>>67688079
I think you mean KrazyReddit m8
>>67695998
haha, good one
>>67695958
my problem with Burns is that he can't play the moving ball to save his life. He scraped through the PP tour because Pooult and Shithee bowled nothing but cross seamers. He'd do fine in Sri Lanka, since their bowlers aren't anything to write home about, but I see no point in developing someone that flawed. I'd much rather see SMarsh statpad his confidence back. I still maintain he could be an excellent player.
>>67694290
I saw a joe root one on england's facebook page, something like 'hi joe i am big batterman like you pls i come england now'
>tfw /cric/ is back
>>67695967
Obsessed
>>67695983
Exactly. Chameera is an overrated lanket, but the bouncer is all you need to get bitchstow
>mfw listening to comfy TMS as i drift off into sleep
Who /AfghanistanDevelopmentSquadvsHabibBankLimited/ here?
https://www.fb.com/AfghanistanCricketBoardOfficial/videos/1705806706340587/
Bankers are currently dominating the afghans
check out /nrl/ lads
>>67696009
Cheers m8
>>67695918
unsure about Hales, his leaving has been really good in the county game so far this year, but he still likes a big waft and at headingley at least he should be punished for it, it's gonna be cloudly with rain later on today supposedly so the new ball will hoop around if england bat first. I think england will score 400 first up, and skittle sri lanka cheaply. anderson might be useful for once just because of how much it swings at headingley, and hopefully gets some sort of confidence back so he doesn't get kicked out because he's been terrible for nearly a year now
>>67696042
>
>test cricket
what are they testing for?
>>67694616
Ball literally only got selected for getting Root out first ball in the county championship.
>>67696065
Sounds like a talent tbqh
Remember when Ishant made Ponting cry?
>England will host a day-night Test, according to England and Wales Cricket Board chairman Colin Graves.
>Australia held the first day-night Test against New Zealand in November in the hope of attracting larger crowds and a peak-time TV audience.
>"You can't turn your back on it, it will happen," Graves told BBC Sport.
>"We just have to decide when it is going to happen. We're doing a lot of work on it and we'd love to see day-night cricket."
>In a wide-ranging interview to be broadcast during Test Match Special's coverage of the first day of the first Test between England and Sri Lanka at Headingley on Thursday, Graves also said:
>Live Test cricket will never again appear on terrestrial television
>Two or three counties were prevented from going bust in the past year
>A revamped T20 competition will not be themed on franchises but could have city-based teams
>Test cricket is safe so long as governing bodies move to protect it
>Counties should look to hold day-night first-class matches
Fuck the ECB. Seriously.
>>67696062
insomnia
>>67696079
Day nighters are good lad
Hello lads, I'm now a rugby fan
>>67696079
>Live Test cricket will never again appear on terrestrial television
That's fucking shit, should kill himself
>Two or three counties were prevented from going bust in the past year
No shit. Need a third division (non-first class) with all the minor counties and prom/rel, only way to keep the bottom few competitive. Also probably allow 2 internationals per side. Tons of SH players want to do county, but there are only 18 slots, would improve viewership and quality of play.
>A revamped T20 competition will not be themed on franchises but could have city-based teams
Not necesarily a bad idea, bit shit for the small counties
>Test cricket is safe so long as governing bodies move to protect it
"safe" is not the goal
>Counties should look to hold day-night first-class matches
I personally think the day night thing is fine.
>>67696062
Skill, technique and intelligence.
T20 exists for women and West Indians.
>>67696079
>England will host a day-night Test
Wouldn't this be problematic for you guys and just plain unnecessary? I haven't been to Englel for years but iirc the sun doesn't go down until quite late which would make the final session awkward.
>Live Test cricket will never again appear on terrestrial television
kek
KEK
>>67696111
For us they are. For England they would be problematic. India as well because due will ruin it.
>>67696135
G O O S E
O
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Daniel if you're still around, I'm sorry about all those (you)s I gave you on r/cricket.
>>67696124
Good, start supporting the Brumbies. Very few Basedbies supporters are actually from Canberra so you'd fit right in.
>>67696135
whats wrong with west indians?
Apparently NZC are trying the day night meme for next year which may sound okay but we all know what it fucking means
>tests at eden park
oy vey
>>67696135
>intelligence
>>67696042
>>67696150
>if you're still around,
see >>67696130
>I s-swear I'm l-leaving!!!!!!
>>67696152
>whats wrong with west indians
I believe this fine gentleman is the embodiment of EVERYTHING that is wrong with West Indians
>>67696151
Is that nrl or afl?
They always broadcast one of them in pubs over here but I don't which one is which.
>>67696170
Yeah, he posted that before I wrote my thing.
>>67696160
I think you'd find his spatial intelligence is really fucking high
>>67696175
The Basedbies are the best Australian Rugby team you seething fucking casual. NRL is for degenerate bogans and AFL is for Cucktorians.
>>67696111
They're not needed in the UK.
There's no point in doing a day-nighter to attract larger crowds when every day of every test match anywhere in england is played in front of a full house.
The stadiums get reliably filled.
So with no larger crowds to be had, Its purely for TV audiences, and that TV audience has to pay fucktons of money to even have the option of watching cricket. The TV paywall is why very few people care about cricket in the UK. Your average normie here doesn't even know who Alastair Cook even is.
On top of that you've got all the impracticality of a day-nighter in England, like dew forming early.
>>67696152
watch Fire in Babylon
from 1980-95 the West Indies were unstoppable and one of the most terrifying teams to play. They just kept on shitting out quality batsman like Lara and Viv alongside some of the best fast bowlers to have ever played the game
their cricket board is now a piece of shit that fucks over their players and all their talent runs off to T20 leagues like the IPL instead of playing for the West Indies
>>67696172 is one of the best meme players in the world, and he's played a total of one (1) tests for the West Indies
>>67696189
Also, though it's probably not really a consideration, day nighters would start at ungodly hours over here. England regular hours is p comfy
>>67696184
kys krazykuckold
AFL is second only to cricket in terms of national reach
>>67696135
>intelligence
>this man is known as one of the 'great cricket minds'
>>67696216
>implying he isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbPIn-Bi88
back to Jamaica, Marlon
>everything right about West Indies cricket
>gets axed
>>67696184
I'll follow Basedspouter's advice and watch the NZ Rugby league. I'm now a Chief's can : )
>it's a kuntykucka has 60% of posts in the thread episode
>>67696244
t. Krazycunt
>>67696160
David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler
Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6
>>67696268
>IQ of 144
>Plays cricket
Pick one mate
>>67696268
>australidumbs
>>67696124
neck yourself Dankush
>>67696366
:^)
ecb cutting costs this summer
>>67696239
>rugby league
>chiefs
>>67696423
What is it then? I honestly don't even know
Holly or Elyse lads?
>>67696427
The Chiefs are a New Zealand Basedby Basedion team and NOT a PP Thugby Plebgue team. The Brumbies are also a Rugby Union team.
>>67696209
i didn't say otherwise, but AFL is still completely irrelevant to 50% of the countries populace.
>>67696450
for now
reminder Perth's population is projected to double in the next 20 years
>>67696461
Perth's population of what? Rodents?
>>67696473
>Rodents?
Yes Australians
>>67696433
Me on the left
>>67696450
I don't know much but my exams just ended so I'll start watching a lot more sports now.
real sensible nigga hours criged
>>67696492
/grig/ in the winter is always real nigga hours
>tfw /cric/ is back
>>67696606
>>67696606
Test grig hype
>>67696222
>Look at those pyramids, Bonnie
>You couldn’t do them. You couldn’t pull those ropes, huge bits of brick and make it perfectly symmetrical. Couldn’t do it. So who did it?
A wise man speaking right there.
Kick off in 30 right?
Sri Lanka win the toss and will bowl first
LOSE TOSS WIN MATCH
angelo matthews is such a shady geezer
srsly tho sri lanka have been losing even at home lately, england will win easily
>>67696707
a classic lose 2 win moment
the great man would be proud
Yo does daniel still post here
>>67696615
>You couldn’t do them. You couldn’t pull those ropes, huge bits of brick and make it perfectly symmetrical. Couldn’t do it. So who did it?
t. Daniel Jackson
>>67696745
Occasionally
>>67696745
t. Daniel
>>67696606
Why did Labour get rid of based Ruddy?
82-1 at lunch
book it
>>67696876
t. Salman Butt
statscunt
>le don't touch anything until it's on the pads and then hit it for four man
Every time
What are the armbands for? The death of the manlet?
>>67696899
It's for Stokes.
rip angry red man
So which days of which tests have you lads got tickets for this summer? Day 4 at Lords for both Sri Lanka and Pakistan here
>Week off
>Get to watch Durham beat Lancashire
>Get to watch England make it needlessly difficult to beat Shit Lanka
>/cric/ is back
I missed this shit community a lot lads.
>>67696948
>>Get to watch England make it needlessly difficult to beat Shit Lanka
this isn't going to happen. England will dominate from start to finish
>>67696948
based daniel, did you finally manage to move to durham?
>>67696956
Is this your first time watching England in any sport?
>>67696934
I'm going to be in the UK around the time when Pakistan play their first test at Lord's but I doubt I'll be able to go.
>>67696964
>any sport
Nah you lot are pretty strong out the gates with darts
>>67696956
Nah I'm tipping at least 1.5 unnecessary batting collapses.
>>67696948
i get every week off silly wagecuck
>>67696976
>that filename
>>67696984
all memes will be normie'd in your lifetime
Have any of you lads been to the Lord's tour before?
>>67696956
>An Aussie has more faith in the England team than most English do.
Say what you like but Australia are better at ruthlessly disposing of shit opposition than we are. Last year's draw with the tendies still haunts me.
>>67697004
>>67696975
>>67696964
Don't worry lads, England will be fine. There is very little that's English about the England cricket team anywhere so I fully expect them to ruthlessly dispose of this garbage opposition :^)
>>67697004
winning is a habit
>>67696172
in fairness apparently his knees are bust, so he would probably break down having to bowl a second or third spell
>>67697018
jesus christ just shut the fuck up already
>>67697035
I agree
>>67697035
i can literally never remember him being injured
sounds like a lame excuse
>>67696934
was gonna get tickets for this match today, but uni doesn't end for another week so I cannot
>>67697035
based daniel
>>67697039
based statscunt
>>67696991
Nah had a poke around the mcg though, snuck into a hospo box there and stole a coaster lmoa
>>67697043
I'm not statscunt
But thanks for the compliment I guess
>>67697042
Surely if you haven't got an exam you'd be fine to go? Doesn't hurt to miss one day
>>67697047
>had a poke around the mcg
Based Daniel
>>67697051
http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/1005223.html
who knows desu his hair does make me think he could just be a mercenary, stupid meme haircuts
hale's technique is awful, amir is going to fuck his shit up
>>67697043
Both wrong, apply yourself
>>67697056
I had an exam today, i've got an exam on tuesday and thursday next week so I can't really afford to miss a day
>>67697047
Things that never happened: the post
Post the coaster you stole lad
>>67697071
>implying he'll play that series
He's going to get exposed as fuck again this tour
>>67697083
Forgot it in the hotel, stupid of me really.
statscunt, you here m8?
>>67697118
Nah he was on that flight in Egypt
>run rate: 1.58
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>>67697152
England's brave Alistair Cook sending boring convicts to sleep since 2008
>>67697152
>LE FUG LE ELL IZZ TER GOOK XXXFXFXFXDXDXDXDDXXXDXDX
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>>67697152
>not appreciating elite test cricket
stay pleb
>>67697077
Fair Jews. hope it went well la
where can i watch the game
>the English David Warner
hope he somehow eeks out a century against this garbage team and guarantees his place for the next year
>>67697170
skysports.eu probably have it as a free streaming service, atleast thats how I watched cricket when I was in europe
>>67697170
crictime.tv
>10 hour old thread
>220 posts
>43 posters
cric on life support watch
>>67697185
>skysports.eu
got the url wrong but just google it
>>67697196
australia only carries it when its australia playing m8
>Vinod Rajpal: "24 comments published in first 10 overs ,that's an average of 2.4 , better than England's batting as of now......Thank u Commentators "
>>67697177
Can't even understand the selectors obsession with trying to find the "English Warner".
cook is disgustingly close to 10k test runs
>>67697216
>Cuck will unironically surpass Sachin's record
What a time to be alive
What a fucking snoozefest
>>67697213
To avoid boring shit like this. When Warner is batting its always entertaining
>>67697241
>>67697255
What's it like having ADD?
>cook SR under 35
>>67697265
Fales SR 20(twenty)
>you now remember that time after the 2010/11 ashes where it looked like cook would average 55+ and score 15,000 test runs easily
>>67697264
kys cuckiel
>>67697213
the whole idea of it is you put the opposition on the back foot and keep them there by having a guy scoring fast. unfortunately they fail to factor in the fact that the duke ball hoops around early on in england, meaning you have to have an opener who can survive that. works a lot better in places like australia where the movement is less exaggerated so you can play at more balls, more about technical skill there rather than discipline in leaving
>boycott shitting on Sri Lanka for 10 minutes straight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-36330540
pmsl
>>67696976
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>>67697285
let me guess
the Sri Lankans couldn't bowl out his mum or grandma?
>>67697300
Verbatim
Cook getting out on 35 lads
Which /cric/ meme should I propose to be added in the /sp/ rooster now that >we're playing in the elite cup this summer?
>>67696991
My friend went there last year and he couldn't stop talking about it every time we met. So eventually I stopped hanging out with that fucker even though he is one of my only two friends.
lmao you couldn't pay me to watch this shit
Is Dasun Shanaka related to Fumiaki Tanaka?
>>67697505
Both are my wife's sons m8
>>67697494
And yet here you are. For someone with who hates test cricket you seem to have been watching this for nearly 90 minutes.
>>67697494
I bet if someone actually offered to pay you to watch it, you'd take the money and sit there happily.
>cuck
here we go again, cook and his wide wafts
>>67697436
Sounds good, I'll book my tickets for it then.
>>67697390
you
>>0COOK
God fucking dammit you mong that was a total piece of shit shot. Be more autistic next time.
>Cock
>Muh 10,000
