John Lackey, RHP (3.54 ERA, 3.25 xFIP) vs Jimmy Nelson, RHP (3.51 ERA 4.28 xFIP)
Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (LF)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Tommy La Stella (3B)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. David Ross (C)
9. John Lackey (P)
Brewers Lineup
1. Jonathan Villar (SS)
2. Scooter Gennett (2B)
3. Jonathan Lucroy (C)
4. Chris Carter (1B)
5. Kirk Nieuwenhuis (CF)
6. Domingo Santana (RF)
7. Alex Presley (LF)
8. Aaron Hill (3B)
9. Jimmy Nelson (P)
First pitch at 7:10 CT from Miller Park in Milwaukee
1st for trade Soler
>>67686963
2nd for trade soler
>>67686975
Wont get nuffin for a shit pile.
>>67686963
>>67686975
keep Soler
There had better be a lot of dingers by the Cubes tonight
5th for I think have a sebaceous cyst on my chest. This is the third day in a row I've popped it and a decent amount of foul smelling cheese squirted out.
Maybe it's a sign the Cubs will lose again
shit song ruined the Kerry Wood flashback
Go cubs
Cubs broadcast just showed the final pitch of Kerry Wood's career. I miss that guy.
>>67687068
Nah man it was real feels. I remember that tear jerker
Please make the bleeding stop.
Go Cubs! May Kerry's spirit carry us tonight.
>>67686963
>>67686975
Be careful with what you wish for.
Im feelin like today the run machine is gona get started again!
>>67687245
yeah for the brew crew...someone pass me another Old Milwaukee beer
>Cubs go down 1, 2, 3.
It's happening again. MAKE IT STOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67687296
quit your whining and put on your big boys panties
Lackey is still a st louis cardinal pitchers
>>67687040
For what purpose?
final score 10-3
>>67687402
>final score 10-3 brewers
Fixed that for ya
>>67687456
didnt need fixed it was assume
why do the baseball gods tease me...hoping for a ross, stella collision
>>67687479
Stop pretending like there is more than one brewers fan here
>>67687583
damn you got me...fuck the brewers and the cubs I hate chicago fans
>>67687619
You're a sad man
>>67687658
here youre you stickit up your arse
>>67687619
>>67687694
With this lack of basic spelling and grammar I'd say this is a sox fan.
THE CUBS HAVE A HIT! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE ANOTHER ONE! GAME OVER BREWERS! JUST GIVE US THE W NOW!
La Stella and zobs. Based
>>67687777
Holly quads
>>67687777
Kek confirms, oh the ohmen
>intentionally walking David Ross
>>67687816
Grandpa has been playing well and the pitcher is up next.
Dubs for lackey RBI(s)
>>67687833
Or a strike out
>>67687833
The dubs lied
Man this strike zone is bias as fuck.
Also Lackey sucks dick at batting.
>>67687833
Not enough, need triples at least for him.
Wtf is this team fucking cursed
>>67687870
>allowing the idea of a curse to persist
Kys
>Just starting the second
>Lackey is already at 25 pitches
What the fuck happened?
>>67687924
faggots fouling balls off and refusing to swing
>>67687870
Go back to the Tribune years your curse baiter
That was among the worst managerial decisions I've ever seen, I'm kind of stunned.
>Ross and La Stella almost collide in the first
>Bryant and Russell almost collide in the second.
Why are the Cubs trying to kill themselves with Schwarber already dead?
Heyward you worthless sack of shit.
that was one of the gayest double plays I've ever seen, and trust me, I know gay
Can we please have Heyward Hanged?
>>67688195
They should just put him at the bottom of the order, any good that Dexter does is immediately undone by Heyward.
>>67688189
>>67688195
fuck off, he's been playing well lately
that was a liner hit to the wrong place
>>67688267
He's been hitting the ball "to the wrong place" all year
>>67688267
>that was a liner hit to the wrong place
Like 95% of his hits?
Just because he's a good defender doesn't mean he should be allowed to shit up the top of the batting order.
Someone say Kim DeJesus?
>>67688337
More like Kim DeBAEsus
Just got off work, time for some ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K0fS0mtZrU
In honor of America blowing the fuck out of Canada in the Punchb Owl between the Rangers and the Blue Jays. Which Cubs player on the current roster is most likely to incite a full bench clearing brawl (minimum of at least 10 people being punished with suspensions or fines) by throwing a punch?
>>67688512
Soler
btw that Barrett brawl happened 10 years ago Friday
>>67688512
Rizzo, Lackey, or Arrieta. Rizzo marched up to the entire Reds dugout a few years ago after Chapman threw at one of their hitters, Arrieta is a douche bag as much as I hate to admit it, and Lackey is always angry. Either one of those three has my bet.
Need a gif of that Fowler dab pls thx
>yet another Lackey throws 4-5 no hit innings then loses it episode
Who thought making Clark look like something a child rapist would design so he could fuck kids while wearing the suit was a good idea?
>>67689132
>>67689178
projector for ants
>>67689178
Hey, I'm an ephebophile, get it straight. And it doesn't answer why he looks so awful.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOWLER
are we actively trying not to score
Captain Kirk!
>>67689391
shut the fuck up faggot
>>67689428
>reply
>>67688512
How the fuck did the US "win" that fight exactly? It was a fucking Dominican vs. a Venezuelan.
Literally the dumbest group of idiotic racist crackers ever assembled in the modern millennium that day chanting USA.
They should have all been murdered live on television as an example to the rest of the stupid.
Implosion imminent
Should I stop watching or are the Cubs going to stop throwing the game
Oh no
We suck again
>>67689622
I've already stopped watching. Going to play vidya to stop thinking about this inevitable loss
Boss Ross will single handedly win this game for the Cubs. My doubles confirm he'll get a home run.
Good thing you guys are playing the Brewers. Any other team would have walked away with three runs that inning
grandpa ross with that out holy shit that just looked like some slugest 03 shit
>Cubs recently
Who is this shitty team and what did they do with the cubs
>All these fucking double plays
Why do the Cubs have a drought/deluge hitting style?
this is horrendous
Broors are all cheaters
i was hoping for a sweep for the cubes against the brewer, its not gonna happen. mfw the brewer sweep the cubes
We must sacrifice JD to appease the baseball gods
>>67690290
Josh Donaldson?
>>67690290
Jack Daniels?
>>67690290
James Dean?
ross GOAT
>>67690290
A BOMB!?
Fuck the Broors stupid ass long ass outfield
Fuckin cheaters
>>67690290
this please
ryan dempster and cm punk broadcast when
1-0 oh how have the mighty fallen
Why the ever loving fuck can't the Cubs be consistent with home runs? They either hit 4 in a single game or all their hits go just short of the warning track.
>>67690624
And again
>>67690624
fire crazy uncle joe madman
Ball magically flies off 3rd basedman's glove into short stops glove just like yesterday
Fucking cheaters
>>67690672
This is the sort of wizardry I did not ask for.
>>67690689
Can't Joe find a HGH that the league doesn't test for yet?
this is fucking gay
it's going to be a travisty if the Cubs don't come from behind with how Ross is carrying the pitching staff with his pick off throws and that one man run down.
thinking the season was over in april hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HERE COME THE PIRATES
how many pitches was lackey at?
thought he stilled looked alright
>>67690824
>lost to the braves
>>67690827
he was over 100
>>67690827
>Coughing up multiple doubles
>Need Ross to get outs for him
>Alright
Yeah, no. He was done.
My trips command a cubs win
>>67690916
Great, you just cost us the game with your faggotry
>>67690916
You tried.
>>67690898
ive been drinking and only half paying attention
>>67690955
Check em
>>67690962
Twas a gamble i was willing to take
Trips and Cubs hit back to back dingers in the ninth to win it 2-1
Time for Joe to do some meme thing like a magician or zoo animal
this game feels like when the mets sweep the cubs
Everyone gather your power together and let's get dubs so the Cubs can at least get a runner in scoring position.
did you cusb fans think madman broke the curse or something?
did you also forget your favorite team is the cubs?
>>67691054
Joe's memetry is usually pretty dank.
I still have faith
>>67691054
Joe memed us out of at least one run in the 2nd inning
>Soler on deck
Cubes definitely losing this one bros
>Soler on Deck
>Finally we are saved
Cole put a curse on the cubs...only a blood letting can undo the curse
What we need is some sort of forced meme to get hits.
Going to post fake tits and see if that works
Keep Jorge
>>67691176
>>67691184
mfw he gets on 2nd
>>67691221
could always use the /bet/ meme
>the cubes will never score in your lifetime
To the warning track!
>>67691244
Post the face then idiot
>>67691283
George Solar for president
>>67691295
Soz
Not even meme magic can keep Heyward from sucking.
how will heyward fuck up
>>67691295
dumb frogposter
Dubs and the cubs score here, but brewers still win on walk off
4500x4326
But no harm in trying.
Just don't fucking ground out to the infield. you goddamn bix nood
If heyward hits a ground ball I will start a petition to have him cut
>>67691354
I'm gonna guess inning ending double paly
>>67691354
he will ground into an inning ending double play
>>67691354
dp ;_;
time for a dp to end your hopes
>>67691354
He's gonna dinger, senpai.
Maybe doubles will get get non double play and a double?
inb4 Folwer gets into pickle to score Jorge
i'd prefer a strikeout pls
Maybe Heyward will just strike out so he can't take anyone with him.
nice one heyward
you fucking useless nigger
At least it wasn't a ground out.
Geyward still useless as usual
I feel a double
literally release this piece of shit
Hayyward
cubs world series dreams are about as real as the silicon in those tits
>>67691555
CHECK EM
>Time to win
We just need a bloop.
lets go cubs
Fuck everything
fucking umpball
Damn it
You suck bryant
bye
>3 outs to go
stop crying its just two games
>>67691605
Silicon seems pretty real to me
>>67691754
it's three games, they didn't do shit on sunday either
>>67691705
>>67691706
>>67691715
>>67691716
>05
>06
>15
>16
what does it mean
Lets gather energy to power the dinger Rizzo is about to hit
>>67691754
That could be the difference between a division title and a WC/ non-playoff spot.
>>67691839
\o/
>>67691950
ross extension when
don't sleep on the grandpa
>running on ross
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
H
E
N
Anotha one
>>67691839
>>67691950
>>67692135
weebs out
\o/
Well in the bright side soler made solid contact today
It's goddamn criminal the Cubs are going to choke this game away with how Ross is playing.
Cmon baby
This energy is being trasnported from rizzo into Zobased
who plays first now if they make it?
javy?
>>67692277
Ty based animeposter
>>67692214
>>67692251
>>67692277
gas yourselves you retarded weeb faggots. You need to consider that every minute you faggots spend watching sexualised 2d children is just another minute you are delaying your self from thinking about how terrible of a person you are. There is no weeb that ever made anything of them selves. You are all useless and draining upon what ever you leech upon to survive.
>>67692291
Heaz done it before
Let's pick a god and pray a triple play doesn't happen.
Although with how the game is going, it would be a fitting end.
>>67692319
Holy fucking faggot lol
Unless this is copy spaghetti
>>67692332
Haez*
TIE GAME
i'll take it
alright well
good enough for now I guess
Can't rustle russell
Fake tits + DBZ spirit bomb = a miracle
YEAH ADDY
FINALLY
THANKS FOR THE ENERGY
Federowicz hr
>federowicz
>Federowicz
Dubs for based luuuuuuuuuc walkoff
>>67692578
>>67692570
What the fuck
>yfw no more bench players for the Cubs
>yfw based cahill starts another rally
>>67687055
>>67687222
>>67687533
>>67687777
>>67687833
>>67689622
>>67690288
>>67690344
>>67690755
>>67690955
>>67691244
>>67691522
>>67691555
>>67692277
>>67692511
Plus the many dubs, trips, and even a quad
>>67692570
>>67692578
>>67692633
U WOT M8
>>67692570
>>67692578
I was thinking double post, but the f is capitalized in the second one. What the fuck?
>>67692633
Even including your post that's below average for the total number of posts.
>Strop
Fuckin' kill me
>>67692678
And the very next post was also dubs... interesting
>>67692664
also one's a thumbnail and the other's full size
>>67692706
Rebounding to the norm
>>67692745
no way cubs can lose
well strop is looking sharp today
let him go another inning if the score stays the same?
>>67692768
Not when I've gotten dubs 5 fucking times
Strop is good
>>67692594
>>67692655
>>67692664
>>67692721
No double post here. I would take a screen cap, but my computer is being a piece of shit.
>>67692800
And again
Fuck
>>67692824
The images are different sizes and different names. No double post, it's aliens m8
>>67692824
Newfags don't know about Hivemind.
Take notes cherry, that is how you do one. Same post, same image, same minute.
>paint-your-own Bernie
Heyward will somehow manage to hit into two outs in this at bat
>nig gets a hit
>gets doubled off
hayward is clutch!
>>67692979
>hayward
wasn't me
420 blazek faget
Time for a double
>>67693053
play
fuck I wasnt paying attention
whos at first now?
>>67693125
javy
Stop jerking off your batt Zorb.
fucking Cubs, I gotta get up early tomorrow
These commercials just make me want burgers, not cheap swill
>>67693158
have one eye open
>>67693235
Say ved
>>67693235
pistachio head
>>67693158
Same, was gonna watch Game of Thrones after, but i have to be up in 8 hours
Oh boy here we go
please no
wew lads
thought nieuenhuas said mientkiewicz for a second
BASED PEDRO
>>67693346
>Game of Thrones
Can't even compare to Wheel of Time or The Black Company. Fantasy for girls.
Whew
Never doubted him
Oncoming homer no strikes no balls 1st hit calling it
GIF of Strop twerking pls
>Cahill on deck
Oh boy oh boy, teams best BA at 1.000
>>67692613
>>67693542
meme magic almost worked
>>67693542
and now its .500
>>67693542
Now down to .500
>>67693577
>>67693588
Chchcheck em
Dubs and Brew Crew wins
>closer in a non-save
welp
I hope this game goes 25 innings
What's the longest game you guys have physically attended and stayed to the end?
14 innings for me