Okay so all kidding and banter aside we all know that England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis.
Meanwhile USA, despite playing very few relevant sports, dominates the Olympics.
NZ and Australia are among the top 5 at Cricket and Rugby, and always do well in the Olympics.
Meanwhile Canada... Canada has nothing. Canada is not a serious contender in any major sport. They fail to achieve at every relevant Olympics, they are subpar at every major sport, and most of all show no signs of improvement.
How come Canada is such a failure compared to the other Anglosphere countries?
>>67685986
>It's another bongs overrate how good they actually are at sports thread
>>67685986
dis be bait right m8?
>>67685986
Because US and England imported negro stock which inflated our athletics
Aus and NZ can use their own aboriginal stock
Canada has ice natives. Cant do shit but club little seals
>>67685986
a fucking leaf drags us down lads
>>67685986
they mix with France and Asia to much.
those yield poor athletes as well.
>>67685986
>USA, despite playing very few relevant sports
>>67686109
What relevant sports do you play mate? You play tennis and golf... but we're better than you in both. What about football, rugby, cricket? You're shit at all of them
Ice hockey and winter sports in general
The anglosphere is stronk as fuck t b h
>>67686123
we did progress further than you at the last World Cup
I'm not trying to bant with you, I agree that Canada is a sad case.
but to say USA is completely irrelevant in football isn't correct
>>67686071
abos only play AFL m8
canada is comfier than the english caliphate will ever be, who cares if they suck at sports.
Canada is the undisputed strongest country in ice hockey and also a strong competitor in winter olympics. GTFO with your low-quality bait you bong
>>67685986
Mate, you always fucking forget snooker and darts
>>67685986
Considering we have snow on the ground for 8 months of the year, it makes sense that we play more winter sports and that's what we dominate in.
There will always be a lot fewer people in Canada that play golf and baseball because it's literally not possible most of the year.
And honestly, soccer is considered more of a women's sport in Canada. I'm not even joking, it's like field hockey. It's a sport for college girls around here.
>>67685986
Canada is the best in the world at hockey.
NZ is the best in the world at rugby.
America is the best in the world at basketball and football.
Australia is the best in the world at cricket or something, I think.
England isn't the best in the world at anything. Your just sort of, kind of ok middle of the pack at a bunch of things.
>top 2 at rugby
kek
KEK
kys
>>67687243
>be England
>invent a bunch of sports
>get btfo in all of them by colonies
Must suck
>>67687102
Shut the fuck up Daniel
>>67686161
>but to say USA is completely irrelevant in football isn't correct
>>67687871
>>67687890
Shut the fuck up krazykrejza
>>67687992
Wrong as usual danny
>>67686177
>>67686177
It's a shame, they could make great fast bowlers
They'd be decent batsmen too with their eyesight
>Forgetting that Australia DESTROYED Eurovision
>>67686123
>relevant sports
>lists sports that aren't in the olympics
>>67688840
Cricket is an Olympic sport mate. The brave French currently hold the silver medal
>>67688840
Real sports don't get played at the olympics. The olympics is literally a meme conglomerate of shitty "sports" that absolutely no one would fucking watch otherwise.
>>67688836
>not even european country
>use asian as our contestant
>still come secons
Get rekt yuropoors
>>67685986
Why is every single country so obsessed with us?
It's kinda cute desu
>>67688802
>they could make great fast bowlers
>who is Jason Gillespie
>>67685986
we own winter sports
>>67685986
>England is the top at rugby.
Stopped reading tßh.
>>67685986
>Bongland
>Top 2 in Boxing, Football, Golf and Tennis
Literally none of those
> F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, Tennis, Olympics
>relevant
top laff, muhammad
>all the ass-blasted /cric/ refugees in this thread
fucking losers haha
>>67694136
They are jealous
>>67694277
England has Andy Murray, who is number 2
>>67694277
F1 and Football are relevant, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Tennis and the Olympics aren't outside of the occasional year.
>>67694553
>Scottish
>>67694553
>England
Murray is Scottish. So I guess that makes bongland the ultimate cucks.
>>67694590
>that flag
>that post
BUILD WALL
>>67694590
>2nd largest sport in the world
>not relevant because America don't play it
Kek
>>67685986
Halal Madrid!!!!!!!!
Watch out for our bbc
>>67688840
Soccer is in the Olympics. So is cricket.
>>67685986
>top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis
hmm lets see
>F1
sure you're probably best at that
>boxing
lol no. it's USA and then probably Mexico second.
>cricket
yawn if you say so
>rugby
NZ and Aus
>football
soccer? Germany, Argentina, France, probably Italy are better
>golf
yawn if you say so
>tennis
Serbia, Switzerland and Spain. Murray is scottish.
>>67686123
Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport in the world. China inflates worldwide interest in the game much the same way India does Paki-Paddle.
Boxing (from March of last year. Not sure what the current World Champ count for us is, though).
>The USA has an astonishing 15 world champions currently which includes Mayweather Jr, Andre Ward, Deontay Wilder, Jessie Vargas, Keith Thurman, Anthony Dirrell, Demetrius Andrade, Randy Caballero and more.
Tennis. Best women's player and best men's doubles team.
>Better than us at golf.
England is absolute shit. Only 2 major wins in the last 20 years. US golfers have won like 50 majors in the last 20 years.
The only sport England is good at is boxing now and Pea Shooting, where you've won like 15 consecutive world titles or something.
>>67686123
>We
Northern Ireland and Scotland isn't England
okay seriously though buds, and fellow Americans
it's clear USA is best at Boxing. but what nation do we consider our close equals, or second best?
Mexico? Philippines?
Can't wait to see the sand people represent yuro countries in the Olympics this summer. Sweden is going to be the gift that keeps giving.
>>67687147
>There will always be a lot fewer people in Canada that play golf and baseball because it's literally not possible most of the year.
Bullshit, most of your population is in the area in pic related. Detroit, Minneapolis, and so on can all have baseball so you have no excuse.
>>67695281
are you retarded? The courses in toronto have been consistently open since just 2 weeks ago
We get 4 months of golf most years
>>67685986
World #1 in golf is an Aussie you nerd
>>67695281
>Amerieducation
You realize that most of what you circled is way colder than Minneapolis or Detroit?
All of those cities are north of Minneapolis or Detroit.
The vast majority of America's population will barely see an inch of snow all year.
This is probably why America sucks ass at hockey, even though they have more kids signed up to play than Canada does.
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has given the world more than any country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has won a football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket, as well as being the GOAT at Formula 1, has the most famous Tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has done more for science than any other country on Earth
>tfw England, a fraction of a tiny little island, is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts
>tfw we are all right now speaking English
>tfw almost every single person on Earth has to learn English
>>67687102
>snooker and darts
>getting drunk at the pub
Makes sense that England would be good at that.
>>67695198
Boxing:
1. Mexico
2. Japan, USA, UK and Cuba
>>67695214
No one cares about world champs in boxing, only lineal, boxrec and ring number 1 rankings hold any weight, in which case our Fury and Frampton match your Crawford and Thurman. If Wilder wasn't a yank he wouldn't be world champ simple as, what did he do to deserve shot at Stiverne?
>>67693316
this desu
>mfw Britfags think they are relevant
>>67697336
he said in english
>>67697349
Which owes its role as the contemporary lingua franca to America.
>>67697370
and why do americans speak english again?
>>67697381
>m-muh colonies from 300 years ago
The Empire is dead and never coming back. In 2016, all that Britain is a dying nation.
>>67697381
Because they're mentally challenged?
>>67697400
>>67697410
it's a simple question lads
>>67685986
>5 at Cricket and Rugby,
How many countries consider these serious sports though?
>>67696582
feels good mane
>>67697420
You're a simple mind, "lad".
>>67697446
>all this salt
just answer the question
>Meanwhile Canada... Canada has nothing.
Canada has nothing? Mate, Canada has fucking Georges St Pierre, the most GOAT MMA fighter of all time, fact. It has Tristar which is probably the best gym in the world, and is hope to some of the best talent the spot has ever seen, including Rory MacDonald who is without a doubt future champion.
Canada has absolutely dominated in Ice Hockey, but you didn't feel that was worth mentioning in your shitty OP.
I'm not even Canadian, but when I see posts like this, maybe I should be.
>>67694590
>boxing isn't relevant
Steady m8. I know you're wrong but there's no need to be so fucking wrong
>>67692030
> real sports don't get played in the Olympics
Couldn't agree more >>67695146
>>67694717
Spot the newfag
>>67695214
>Basketball is the 2nd most popular sport in the world.
'no'
>>67687243
>>67685986
>England is in the top 2 at F1, Boxing, Cricket, Rugby, Football, Golf, and Tennis
?
>>67705248
#1 at F1
#1 at Boxing
#2 at Cricket
#3 at Rugby
#1 at Football
#1 at Gold
#1 at Tennis
>>67696582
>Gave the world the glorious US of A
>>67705337
you actually believe that?
>>67704599
Nice """"source""""
>>67705482
Sure
Current F1 Champion = British
Current Heavyweight champion = British
T/20 Runners up & Ashes holders = England
Gand Slam 6nation Champions = England
2016 Euro Winners = England
Current Masters Champion = English
Current Davis Cup holders = Team GB
>>67685986
Canada's job is to rake in the medals in non serious sports like curling, rowing and short track speed skating.
>>67687147
Canada actually has more golf courses per capata than anywhere else in the world. Our golf skill is actually a little embarrassing.
>>67705863
>rowing?
We're the kings at rowing
>>67696582
Germany has more F1 titles.
>>67705885
no it doesnt, Scotland does.
>>67685986
They have a leaf on their flag.
A
Fucking
Leaf
>>67705957
Because of a potato
UK has more F1 champions
>>67695236
We have a flag and some history to argue otherwise.
>>67706023
yes, but england doesnt.
No one has ever beaten us at seal clubbing and never will either.
>>67706148
It does, there have been 8 English F1 world champions
Only 2 Germans
>>67686177
Only if they can kick goals. Who was the last great coon defender? Andrew McLeod?
>>67705337
>#1 at Tennis
Not even fucking close.
>>67687727
>be England
>pretend to invent a bunch of sports
>get btfo in all of them by colonies
fixed it for you
Four eyes until Canada get's it's shit together.
>>67706611
David Wirrapunda
Byron Pickett
>>67697666
Many Canadian teams won the Stanley Cup lately?
>top 2 in football
Jej
>>67686177
Whats an abbo
>>67695241
Mexico prolly. There have been decent british/pr/and cuban fighters. But prolly mexico
>>67686277
>undisputed
>russia and USA exist
>>67696549
>>67695281
Minneapolis is on average much colder than Toronto gets, and is as cold as ottawa or montreal.
>>67697472
because Brits managed to infect the numerically and culturally superior natives with diseases they didn't even know they had AFTER said natives kept them alive for years?
And then they fended off the French?
And then they proceeded to lose a war against a small militia?
Grats?
>>67685986
>implying if you beat your enemies they don't win
>>67685986
>top 2 at Cricket
>losing to fucking Sri Lanka literally right now
>>67695281
>he circled PEI
>>67694136
Canadians are based af that's why. They will never admit this of course.
>>67685986
>rugby
Canada is full of angry, obese, manlet, neckbeard, virgin losers bitter about their pathetic "lives" and cope by writing disgusting vitriol in their sexist, racist, islamophobic hugbox with other literal human trash.
2bh
>>67685986
>england
>top 2 at football
No.
And just because you are shit at the winter Olympics doesn't mean they aren't relevant, mohammad
Where is England in that "top 2"?
I can't find it.
>tfw all of histories greatest golfer and boxers are American
>tfw all the best rugby and cricket players are Australian
England stop trying
>>67685986
>top 2 in Rugby
low level bait, also
>Andy Murray
>English
Pick 1
>>67685986
you need to be a bit more subtle with your bait m8
>>67722436
Current England is better than South Africa and Australia, but you'll see that pretty soon anyway
>mfw an Englishman tried claiming Irish, Scottish, and South African athletes
lol England is a joke at soccer , they only got 1 point last world cup., and that's the most popular sport in England.
Canada's most popular sport is hockey and we won the gold medal in the Olympics 2 times in a row , which is the equivalent to the world cup for hockey.
>>67722499
>best rugby players
>Australian
Their best player is Zimbabwean. Even in meme rugby an Englishman was named as their league's MVP.
>>67722788
Bit of a difference competing with Finland in ice hockey as opposed to the world in football
>>67722808
>USA , Russia , Sweden don't compete
OP hasn't heard of hockey.
Not to mention the fact that Canada focuses on very few sports. ITs like saying HURR DURR WHY IS USA NOT GOOD AT CRICKET. Because literally nobody here plays cricket.
Its the same reason the UK is apparently good at all of those irrelevant Yurosports you listed.
>>67704599
Kek Cricket.
Literally played in less than 10 countries, almost all of them are third world shitholes where they poop in the street. One of the best teams is literally a combination team of third-world Caribbean Islands with populations of 100k.
Numbers inflated because every smelly Indian and Bangladeshi person plays it and there's billions of them
>>67722808
Its comparing apples and oranges but Hockey is much more top-heavy than you think. There are 7-8 teams that realistically can win any given competition
>>67685986
because this shithole was colonized by degenerate brits, and like america, we're all degenerate brit genetics.
>protip all british colonies are shitholes, especially the us
tfw Britain is just a banker Jew haven.
protip Brits think that living in a shoe closet 'flat' that they pay 5k Euros a week for, driving a rinky dink little car that costs them thousands in taxes every day, paying 8euro a liter for 'petrol' and getting taxed and oppressed out of their asses is a sport.
>>67696549
>Toronto is way colder than Minneapolis
LOL
>>67696549
My cousin moved from Toronto to Milwaukee he says Milwaukee is far colder
Hahaha, top 2 in boxing and football? Hahahahahahaha
