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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/18: TUF Season 23 EP 6 (?)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (? vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67661287

NEWS:
alistair next for title
brazilian fighters are a joke
weedman' career is ded
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inb4 america makes another thread and we have 2 threads
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yeah
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>>67671863
is very likely
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UFC Fighter Paige Sletten is in the Dancing With The Stars Finals
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>>67671863
he actually did it the madman>>67671869
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>>67671879
they dont even look related
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>>67671893
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>>67671884
>implying he doesn't do it on purpose
He either makes them at 485 or when someone else makes a thread over 500+ every fucking time.
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>>67671893
she is fat like her brother, how is it possible to have fat arms with no definition despite working out 20 hours a day also

>zoo
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>lawler-woodley headliner
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Imagine watching mixed martial arts and saying "This is it, this is pinnacle of combat sports", fucking hell.

Go watch boxing, go watch athletes who have dedicated themselves to one discipline and have mastered it beyond question.
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>>67671920
if you look at the proportion of her arm its safe to say that her arms arent pure fat but that she has some developed triceps
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mma is gay
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There's no way rockhold takes jacare on short notice. He'll refuse the fight, and he SHOULD
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>>67671884
sorry didnt mean to double thread or thread wars, just didnt see a new thread for a while

>>67671902
>he
fuck off m8 i never make /heem/ threads
i did it this time cause no one else was making one and i was watching the diaz/condit countdowns and found a nice screencap of no white belts being allowed
thought it was appropriate for /heem/ as either everyone here doesnt have a belt or they're a white belt like that one aussie who always does bjj breakdowns while admonishing us he's a white belt

desu though my thread would've been first if i hadn't of taken the time to look up and update the news section

here's a condit video to make up for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo
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>>67671937
wow thanks for that arnold
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>>67671920
>aronfiggg: I'd fuck you every night, if possible

Jesus Christ aron
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Imagine thinking that Diaz is a better fighter than Conor... rolling around on the floor like a pussy isn't fighting you idiots. Diaz was too scared to stand with Conor because he was getting his shit pushed in by somebody that actually knows how to fight. I bet you fucktards also think that Maia is a good '''''fighter''''' despite the fact that he never fought in his life.
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>>67671920
that bunda tho...

she got some junk in the trunk

i'm not mad at it
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>>67671953
I really enjoyed watching condit run a marathon against diaz, what a great athlete
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>>67671967
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>>67671920
literal midget proportions
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weidman is done, good riddance to bad rubbish, fuck i hated that guy and everything he stands for
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>>67671973
it was practically like watching football
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>>67672012
Here have a Ngann(You)
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>>67672030
i don't want a response just stating facts
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>>67671948
What makes you think that?
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>>67671953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW6SGAEycXo
What the fuck is this shit - explain yourself!
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>>67672099
>if I can't have fun, NOBODY CAN

What drives a person to do this.
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>>67672076
do you not have eyes you goof?
they're comparing condit's baby leg kicks that won him that fight in those shitty judges eyes vs real leg kicks

http://www.mmafighting.com/2012/2/5/2772168/ufc-143-twitter-nick-diaz-vs-carlos-condit-pros-score

DIAZ 1,2, & 5 you dumb goof
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>>67672123
mma is basically gay porn so it's fair game
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>>67671953
>not checking for new threads while you make the new one
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>>67672148
sorry i was actually looking up news to add to mine
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>>67672123
He's trying to get restrictions lifted off of pornography rather than placed on MMA. He's just comparing the two to display the unfairness.
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>>67672183
MMA is not sexual and I don't think people with aids get approved for anything
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Why is so fun to rewatch fights (boxing or mma), but rewatching ball sports is boring as shit. Like nobody even does that.
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Dan Hardy joins Chael Sonnen on "Your Welcome"
Talking about DRUGS in PERU
http://www.podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=706&pid=1650989
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>>67672215
Ball sports tend to be much longer
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>>67672215
You're watching one for the results but fights are more about what is happening the fight rather than who got the decision, for example condit vs diaz
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>>67672178
can you stop. buddy.
?
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>>67672135
Diaz had two brief moments in that fight where he was winning.
Condit controlled the fight and scored points, and that's why he got the win.
You're deluded if you think Diaz actually won that fight.
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>>67672226
Not really. Soccer and baseball, sure, but football and basketball without commercials are barely longer than any classic boxing matches and those all have hundreds of thousands of views on Youtube.
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>>67672241
He controlled the ''fight''?
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Condit fans are delusional enough to think:

>Condit beat Diaz
>Condit beat GSP
>Condit beat Lawler

Your boy is retiring m8, just deal with it
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>>67672241
The only time diaz really did anything was here, and at the very end of the last round where he got condit to the floor - before being controlled by condit fight before the end.
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>>67672267
Condit is a points scorer if I ever saw one
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what's this slob up to these days?
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>>67672241
>>67672267
you're crazy bro

diaz outlanded condit everywhere but the legkicks
and those baby legkicks werent enough to win the fight
diaz was the one coming forward and landing shots to the body and head while condit was running away
DIAZ 1, 2, 5

btw cecil peoples was a judge for that fight so thats who you're agreeing with when you say condit won
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Fact #69:
Croatians are the most powerful race in the world.
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>>67672308
nicest country in europe
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first for my boy
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>>67672295
Exactly. I'm a big diaz fan, but this wasn't a true fight and he got outscored. The only thing he won on was octagon control.
>>67672305
Diaz landed significant bodyshots once. Go and watch the fight again.
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>>67672314
Honestly I feel like if you can avoid a fight and win the bout the rules need to be changed and the scoring needs to be changed
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>>67672220
Love me some Dan Hardy
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>>67672328
Objectives during fight
1) Win
2) Hit and don't get hit
3) Everything else
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>>67672302
Holy crap, she's managed to balance a huge coffee she shouldn't be drinking, her phone and a fucking pastry in one hand. What a judoka
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>>67672314
take a look at the stats homie
and you go re-watch the fight i already did this morning
DIAZ 1,2, 5

only place condit outscored nick was with that baby legkick jabs
and those dont win a fight
nick outscored him everywhere else, and took his back and nearly finished the fight in the 5th
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>>67672328
That's how you fight Lawler and Nate. They're both counter punchers. You pick your spots and refuse to get baited into exchanges. Same reason Holly Holm has only looked great against Ronda. Because she played right into her hands.
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>Wake up
>Go to /heem/
>My boy is out
Feels real bad, man. At least i can take comfort in the fact that i can heem each and every single in this thread
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finally the /heem/ singularity has begun and we have all become one...

one big rory fan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeqSRHTYG58
Post walk in
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>>67672302
She's getting coffee for everyone.
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>>67672357
If you're not damaging your opponent you're not picking spots you're just pretending to hit, there should be an indicator for damage.
You can't tell me that Condit fights the same way holly fights, holly disengages and engages but condit never really enagaged he just pretended to.
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>>67672358
blessing in disguise lad, Weidman now has more time to work with Mark Henry.
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>>67672379
>You can't tell me that Condit fights the same way holly fights
Are you retarded? I wasn't saying that at all.

Volume striking is a thing. Just how it is m8
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>>67672356
Condit won on significant strikes landed and total strikes landed.
I don't know if you're trolling or if you're just stupid.
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>>67672377
nice work

they look real
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>>67672377
good shoop desu
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Rockhold-Bisping confirmed
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/12024654659067905
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>>67672388
sure lad and no one is debating that
there are lots of great volume strikers that we love
nick diaz and condit being among them

but you cant tell me the carlos condit that fought nick is the same one that fought rory or lawler

it was a completely different greg jackson gameplan to nullify the fight and make it look like condit won the fight, without actually fighting at all
anytime diaz would start exchanging condit or get him cornered greg jackson would yell something along the lines of "get back to the blue" which told condit to literally turn his back and run to get back to the blue bud light logo in the middle of the cage and re-engage

it was just a disgusting corruption of the sport we love and leaves a bitter taste in everyone's mouth
when you hear the names nick diaz vs carlos condit you expect a violent, exciting fight as they're both legends of the sports
not to mention, condit promising us a dog fight beforehand
for him to come out and "fight" like that forever tarnished his career and some fans won't ever be able to forgive him for it, and rightly so
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>>67672391
did you not read my post?
that was due to the one area he won in legkicks, which if you watched the fight you know did no damage to nick
cyborg santos kicked nick harder than that

if you cant read nick won in strikes to the head and body
strikes to the head and body>legkicks
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>>67672411
>le mayweather runs away xD
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>>67672405
Nice outfit Gruber
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>>67672422
I read your post.
Significant strikes and total stirkes are what matters. Diaz got outscored, he lost, deal with it.
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>>67672405
ebin maymay
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>>67672422
>you know did no damage
Damage is not a criteria for judging
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If Diaz wasn't a pussy he would have just cut the cage off against Condit, but he was scared of getting hit coming in. Hendricks beat the shit out Condit in rounds 1 and 2 of their fight and he's a midget. Diaz has fought like a timid bitch in his last three fights. All three were stinkers.
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>>67672430
what?

mayweather doesnt run away, he actually boxes and engages with his opponents
why dont you take some time and go watch some of his fights?
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>>67672443
>Condit doesn't engage
>Lands more significant strikes than his opponents
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>>67672435
he didnt lose

>>67672439
effective strikes and octagon control are though
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>>67672439
>Damage is not a criteria for judging
You're a fight fan, not a faggot senile government official. Diaz won the fight, end of story.
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>>67672453
ebin troll got me gud
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>>67672453
did you even read the thread you goof?
https://youtu.be/FW6SGAEycXo

>oh wow those legkicks were so effective, he totally outstruck nick

fuck off, i guarantee you haven't even watched the fight and just started watching mma in the past few weeks
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>>67672377
The ones on the car is what gets me.
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Diaz has never beat an opponent taller than himself because he can't box for shit and is scared to close the distance on guys. He actually thinks that beating a 5'3 Japanese t-rex was impressive.
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>>67672454
>>67672461
>being this in denial
Diaz lost the fight.
He officially lost the fight.
The reasons why have been said repeatedly.
We don't score fights, the judges do.
We've said why he lost.
He lost.
Accept it.
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>>67672474
Hilarious video given that both Diaz brothers are pillow handed slap boxers
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>>67672489
Nate looked the best he ever looked against one of the best boxers in the ufc the fight before goob
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>Condit beat Diaz
>Jones beat Gustafsson
>GSP beat Hendricks
>nobody ever gets robbed, muh big brother government officials are infallible
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Nick Diaz resorted to cage hugging BJ Penn after only 20 seconds of fighting because he realized that BJ Penn was going to box his fucking head off after the first couple of combos. BJ Penn, having absolutely no cardio, then was gassed and fight was over.

No grappling, or clinching and BJ Penn knocks the can out in the first.
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>>67672503
>michael johnson is one of the best boxers in the UFC
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>>67672474
wow someone really hates condit
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>>67672515
>No grappling, or clinching and BJ Penn
>motivated BJ Penn
>Jackson's BJ Penn
>no grease BJ Penn

Why do fucking faggots want for BJ to be a good fighter so much? He was good like a million years ago and wasted it going to fucking K-1 Hero's (lol) to fight faglets like Bang Ludwig and meaningless HW fight against Machida.
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After watching the start of the fight again, I realized I gave the coward Nick Diaz too much credit, it was actually only 10 seconds before he started cage hugging the 5'9 lightweight.
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There's no way jacare takes rockhold on short notice. He'll refuse the fight, and he SHOULD
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>>67672550
ofc he should, he fought a week ago
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>>67672550
His leg might be injured. If not, he's in fight shape and has 3+ weeks to recover/train. Not the worst situation.
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>>67672489
isn't condit like 6'2?
diaz outboxed that goof pretty handily
the poof had to run from him and throw baby legkicks the whole fight
not to mention nick boxing up anderson silva
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>>67672550
Seems typical brazilian practice to act all butthurt that someone whooped your ass and then deny your chances to get back at them

>>67672558
He >'{LITERALLY}'< took no damage, smashing Cheator was like some light sparring/no gi session for him.
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>>67672570
Diaz lost to Condit.

Nick lost to Silva.

He was a timid bitch in both fights and was scared to engage. He didn't box up shit.

Condit also sucks.
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so nick's suspension is up in 3 months?

who does he fight in his return fight?
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>>67672215
This actually annoys me a lot. I'd love to rewatch matches to analyse them, especially from past seasons, but there's just no easy way to do so. Very few matches are actually uploaded somewhere illegally, even fewer survive copyright lawyers and there's no easy legal way to have access either. I hate being stuck with 2 minute "highlights" of matches I missed
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>>67672586
Diaz actually gassed Conor out with a knee to the stomach when he cage hugged him mid way through the second round. Gassing out their smaller opponents with cage hugging is the Diaz specialty.
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just heem me right now
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Is there any way to completely hide namefags without installing anything? I already have their posts hidden but I can still see their names.
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>>67672604
well at least you're not a n-

nevermind
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>>67672588
>Diaz lost to Condit.
>He didn't box Condit

> a timid bitch in both fights
he was only fighting shitty against Silvcuck

>Condit also sucks.
He's unironically the rightful Welterweight champion


Fucking Australian shitposters


>>67672604
At least you are safe from Potatos my irish friend
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>>67672491
>Being this in denial
Condit lost the fight.
He officially lost the fight.
The reasons why have been said repeatedly.
We don't score fights, the judges do.
We've said why he lost.
He lost.
Accept it.

t. Robbie Lawler
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Bantamweight - 2016/2017

Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator

>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
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>Gus beat Jones and Cormier
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>>67672510
btfo
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>>67671920
The molester enabler.
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>>67672604
You know what's even worse? Meat. #GoVegan
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>>67672652
i only eat potatoes #CarbUp
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>>67672610
Think you need 4chanX for that
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>>67672573
>He >'{LITERALLY}'< took no damage, smashing Cheator was like some light sparring/no gi session for him.
Damage is just one part of it. He's going to be post-peak right now, maybe getting back to proper maintenance fitness in a week, there's no way he'll be able to peak again in such a short period. Maybe if it was 6/7 weeks...
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>>67672652
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>>67672604
>>67672652
>>67672666
dont worry this study means nothing since they mix potatoes with meat

dont eat meat and you're fine
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>>67672672
I wanna watch Babestation UK
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>>67672686
>dont eat meat
Is this what made Europeans such cucks?
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>>67672691
why are you guys short and fat
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>>67672691
He's a professional body builder. Don't question him.
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>tfw craving some nice oven roasted potatoes with rosemary
Wish they didn't take so long to make
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>>67672699
Why do you prep your Surinamese bull?
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>>67672707
>not having a hot potato in the oven ready to go at all times
Disappointed in you, Ireland
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>>67672715
Wrong flag
I doubt the Irish would be able to cook potatoes nicely on account of them being British like and all
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lads is @ culture expanding out of /heem/ now?
Seen it elsewhere
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>>67672711
what did you say to me you short fat faggot? I would LITERALLY kill you and kill you fast if you said this to me in real life
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>>67672724
oh shit i'm sorry
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@67672729
of course it is lad. every board looks to /heem/ for dank memes. we are the trendsetters.
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>>67672731
Seems like i struck a nerve, kinda like you stroke your bull's glande nerves
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>>67672750
I was pretending bro
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>>67672729
Been around before your shit general existed
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>>67672757
We just made it popular ye?
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>>67672757
>general

welcome, friend. what's your favorite sport?
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>>67672743
It's ok bro, you're still cool
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>>67672776
Pretty sure we did
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>DUDE WEED LMAO!!! XD
\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stYV-QiIaWY
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Susan
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>>67672790
Boyle
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>>67672699
Because their central American Amerindian ancestors were potato and maize eaters. Grain and tuber eaters are short, unless they eat ridiculous amounts of calories like moderns. When controlling for caloric intake, milk and meat eaters are approx. 10 inches taller than grain and tuber eaters.

Potatoes were brought to Europe in the 16th Century by the Spanish after they found them in Central and South America. Not a food that's native to Europe.

The American Plains Indians who subsisted on Bison were as tall as the European colonists, despite eating significantly less calories, and would have been significantly taller than the colonists (while still eating less calories) if they also consumed dairy.

The Maasai tribe of Africa surive mainly on meat and milk and average around 6 feet tall, while eating barely any more calories than a starving 5'5 grain eating Ethiopian.
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>>67672604
>don't have potatoes
>die
>do have potatoes
>die
Man the Irish really can't catch a break can they
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What would be your UFC walk out song?
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>>67672800
>mexicans didnt eat meat
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>>67672828
Yeah, it's huge, but that doesn't change anything. We pretty much single handedly made the meme more relevant, don't know why that irks you so much.
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>>67672672
Yay
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What will Rogan do when the UFC is purchased by the Chinese?
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>>67672788
Imagine going home after school every day to your dad who is stoned out of his mind and giggling at everything.

Having parents who are on drugs must fuck you up.
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>>67671931
Fuck off and go watch your dying sport where 95k PPV is considered acceptable by HBO /KEK/
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>>67672849
Thanks for the freedom, I believe in the truth that I've witnessed myself.
Your use of "you" implies you don't visit /heem/ anyway, so you obviously wouldn't know what goes on here. But I give you the same freedom lad
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>>67672855
quit and just do more fight companions
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>>67672836
No long lasting society has been vegan, because vegans die out quickly throughout history, but many have eaten far less meat than certain others.

Read Dr. McDougall, vegan guru, he holds up the midget Aztec losers as something to aspire to and cites the 5'2 dorks as why you should follow his vegan diet.
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>>67672886
Lifelong since 197, but that's irrelevant to the topic at hand surely
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>>67672893
Gonna be good seeing Bader get flattened
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>>67672885
>be raised with meat to ensure height
>switch later to vegan to preserve health
goat tier desu
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condit vs diaz about to start here

cytu be/r/heemstream

lets score it round by round
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>>67672914
/heem/ for months
4chan about 5 years
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heemsterdam in charge of keeping us in line

goedemiddag
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>>67671931
>Boxing is the greatest form of combat sporst
What happens if someone tackled you?
>Boxing
Or kicks the shit out of your legs?
>Ist the best form
What if someone managed to get a hold of your arms and apply a joint lock? How is boxing going to help with that?
>Combat sporst
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>>67672963
Why do you care so much anyway? So what, /heem/ spread a meme that only really took off in the past couple of months anyway. What's it to you? Are you the overseeing meme master?

You say it doesn't irk you, yet you persist
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>>67672855
Get paid in yuan.
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You have 2 seconds to explain why Jacare vs Rockhold is not 10/10 sick senpai.
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>>67673025
It's not Nick Diaz
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>>67673025
Short notice not good. Otherwise a great rematch and a chance for Jacare to make Luke humble
t. still bitter about Luke's kick spam in their first fight
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>>67673025
>old roided hue vs strong natty athlete in prime
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>>67673052

hopefully woodley hurts himself stumbling over words on a teleprompter and nick replaces him
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>>67672927
buenos tardes mijn vriend
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Can Connor make 185 in 3 weeks?
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>>67673095
*Conor
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>>67673095
Conor will take the fight, win by TKO in the first then call out Jon Jones

UFC 205 will be Jones vs Conor for the LHW belt, and after that Conor will go down to 145 again to beat Frankie's ass
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>>67673025
they're going to give it to Hall. It makes up for the Anderson fight, "styles makes fights", Rockhold gets a title defense and will more than likely make it out ok for the Weidman rematch.
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>>67673095
yes but he would need to get Bigg
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>>67673008
hang on a minute I thought I was the one baiting you here
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How many hours until TUF comes on
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>>67673140
Alright pussy whatever you say.
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sick
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>>67673176
is she gonna be okay?
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>>67672356

Honestly I just rewatched it and nick did nothing with the back take and lost the rest of round 5, Nick definitely won round 1,2 and Condit won round 3,4, I don't think Nick did enough in round 5 to win it.
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>go back to the jungle
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>>67672499

I hope that tit slips out one day so we can see Miesha's Tates
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>>67672499
she looks a lot better when you can't see her face
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wow the odds on game of thrones characters to die next on bovada are fucking insane seriously

>>67673116
Fuck man I hope you're right actually.
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>>67673116
This would be way more interesting
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>>67673378
Or maybe not, he'd probably get wrestlefucked and subbed.
Wouldn't mind seeing them memekick each other for a couple rounds though.
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>>67673378
>>67673393
getting a title shot off a loss that followed only a two fight win streak is pretty silly though
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Who will she fight next?
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>>67673415
short notice
i guess bisping deserves it more but he literally has no chance of winning
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>>67673447
It should be Romero though
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>>67673451
Nobody higher ranked than Hall can/will take the fight.
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>>67673465
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Just give it to Silva because why not
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>>67673465
Yeah I can see this

HALL IS A MUNNSSSTTEEEEERRRR, LEGIT ONE OF THE BEST P4P FIGHTERS IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS TODAY
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>>67673480
Now point out which one of those can/will take the fight.
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>>67673480
It should be Jacare.

He'd probably be medically cleared by then too seeing as Vitor only landed like three strikes
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>>67673484
just give it to bamgbose
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>>67673500
Jacare Silva Bisping Whittaker
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>>67673514
source?
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can't you see that you're smothering me?
holding too tightly, afraid to lose control.
cause everything that you that i would be
has fallen apart right in front of you
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>>67673514
>Silva
silva just had gall bladder surgery
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>>67673527
don't think you need a gall bladder to get ko'd
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>Your not the champ until you defend the belt
>Father Time is undefeated
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>>67673525
rory fan cosigns this
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>$40 for nosebleeds and $175 for cageside at FN South Dakota
Not bad

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-91-tickets-on-sale-this-week-175-gets-you-cageside-in-south-dakota
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>>67673667
Cageside sucks, don't fall for that meme
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>>67672313
>>67672313

Fuck off you flake.

Don't ever do MMA again you injury prone pull out machine
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>>67673311
Honestly her face isn't THAT bad, just needs a nose job and you can throw away the paper bag.
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>>67672377

you're a good shooper.

The caffeinated drinks in the disposable container on top of that dark tinted vehicle is amazing.
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Weidman retirement when?
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>>67673727
SHUT UP
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>>67672474

I love Condit but this is true Senpai.

He mostly throws Pitter Patter strikes for the 300th time and pops one with actual power in it.
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What are some mma fights that can cure insomnia
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Can't wait for the day Memegregor is completely irrelevant.
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>people still advocate BJJ for self defense in [THE CURRENT YEAR]

the fuck is wrong with you people, why do you want to get your head 2x4'd
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>>67673667

Card looks horrible for the most part.

There will be a great deal of pittter patter and ground humping.
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>>67673810

Jared Rosholt has some really sleep inducing fights anon.

Also watch some Jon Fitch and Ben Askren.

>>67673812

Hes already forgotten. No one cares anymore.

He's going potato shit crazy on twitter just bgegging for attention.
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>>67673810
UFC 33
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>>67673810
Every single GSP fight. GSP vs. Shields is a classic.
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>>67673820

Best grappling arts IRL are Sambo,Judo,BJJ then wrestling

For striking,only Muay Thai & Dutch Kickboxing + some boxing are worth anything.The rest are meme tier.
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>>67673812
>Implying he's not already
>Implying the mayweather shit isn't a desperate attempt to keep his name in the news
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>>67673810
ufc 186
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How does Rashad do at middleweight lads? will he be a contender or is that chin donezo for good....
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>His boy pulls out of fights
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>>67673810
Gonzaga vs Erokhin
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friendly reminder
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>>67673116
>post yfw rockhold gets mousasi'd
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>>67673974

And still,i think Romero is the only MW that has a shot at beating Luke.If he doesn't,Luke stays champ for a long time.
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>Your BOY loses his title last weekend
>Your other BOY pulls out of his title fight this week

Should I stop having BOYS? Maybe this isn't good for them. It could be anti meme magic.
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heeminder that nick has patrician taste
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>>67673997
Weidman has way more of a chance at beating Luke than Romero imo.
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>>67674005
based
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>>67673999
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>>67674012

Weidman is only better at Wrestling and that is mitigated for Luke by constantly sparring with sea level cain,khabibi and DC.
And i highly doubt Weidman will be the same when he returns(see: >>67673999)
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Heavyweight - Cain
Light Heavyweight - Cormier
Middleweight - Weidman
Welterweight - Hendricks
Lightweight - Khabib
Featherweight - Aldo
Bantamweight - Cruz
Flyweight - >
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>>67674072
even if i knew nothing about him i still wouldn't trust him
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>>67673999
TLDR?
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>>67674012

Luke's entire style basically hard counters Weidman's. It's unfortunate for Weidman, because his wrestling does give him a huge advantage over a lot of guys in that division, but Luke's BJJ is too good and he's big and strong enough to not get bullied around.

All of Luke's strengths prey upon Weidman's weaknesses, and all of Weidman's strengths are nullified by Luke's. Weidman can accumulate damage on the feet, but he needs to get better at avoiding damage, as well.

He has a chance, but I'd say it's a slim one. Jacare has the best chance of beating Luke I think.
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>>67674082

he has to get spinal fusion or takeout a disc, poor guy
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>>67674097
seems like I was right about his career in the OP>>67671856
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>>67673999
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>>67674121
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>>67673999

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_0BhCw2rg

he's still my son
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>>67674037
All Yoel has is meme explosiveness in the first round. He'll be also fighting at a major reach disadvantage. Unless Yoel somehow miraculously knocks Rockhold out in the first, there is no way he can beat him.
I hope he will be.

>>67674084
Luke is a terrible matchup for anyone.
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>>67674147
the fact that yoel can ko anyone doesnt mean that he is dangerous overall

most of his finishes come from the 3rd rd
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>>67674143
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>>67674147
>Luke is a terrible matchup for anyone.

While that is true, I think he would have a more difficult time with, say, Anderson Silva, than he would against Chris Weidman, or Michael Bisping.

Rockhold is at his best when you try to pressure him. Reactive fighters, in my opinion, play less into his strengths than aggressive pressure fighters.

Luke likes to move backwards, he likes to catch people with his right hook, and the moment he's back at range, you're getting kicked.
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If Luke beats Yoel and The Chris in a rematch(pls no) do you think they will try and organise a superfight with the whitenosed menace aka Jon Jones similar to what they had planned with Weidman? And how would he do in that matchup...
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>>67674210
>While that is true, I think he would have a more difficult time with, say, Anderson Silva
Rockhold would know him out cold in the first imo.
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>>67674210
But I agree with what you're saying overall. There just doesn't happen to be such a fighter with the necessary physical attributes.
Weidman is the hardest challenge for him atm, I think.
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>>67674211
At what weightclass?
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