Punch heard around the world!
Ignore leafs and people that cheat on their wives with mooses
>rags
HA HA HA HA
Suck it rags
>deem salty tears
>rags
>rags
How the fucking fuck did we actually lose two times to this team's fucking bullpen? Fuck.
>rags
Royals
God damn these editions are so original
>Rags
>>67669321
>Rags
>>67669321
>Rags
Is khris davis on the pilates?
>>67669321
>Rags
>>67669321
>Rags
>>67669249
Tanaka is literally >our best starter. The team is a joke anyway and >we always overrate our prospects. What's the point of having 3 great relievers if your starters and lineup is shit
>rags
>Rags
Why aren't we allowed happiness?
http://youtu.be/k0wLCGwYZ3g
WEW LADS
MLB GREENLIT THIS
FEMALE PITCHER
>texASS baseball
>>67669321
>Rags
>rags
>AL East teams bitching about shit pitching
DONT
FUCKING
EVEN
>Rags
>Beyond Infinite ERA
>Jon Lester throws 6 1/3 no hit innings against Pittsburgh.
>Lose that game
>Almost get no hit the very next game
>By the Brewers
Make it stop
>>67669422
fuck off if you aren't going to shitpost about the
>Rags
>>67669438
fuck off if youre going to copy some stupid fucking /hoc/ meme
>>67669422
You guys at least have a great offensive team
>Rags
>>67669433
thats what happens when you blow your load in April
Just waiting on that pilates suspension
who /tommy joseph/ here?
HA CUSB LOST AGAIN
>Rags
>>67669422
fuck off paddy have you looked at the scoreboard recently
>>67669442
>Rags
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>>67669413
That dialogue is cringeworthy. Like the writers have never watched or played baseball before in their lives.
But at least people might actually remember the Padres exist because of this show.
>>67669462
HAVE YOU SEEN OUR PITCHERS?
>>67669443
Oh great ya it's awesome to have a team that averages fucking 6 runs a game, but it's not that awesome to LOSE those fucking games because your pitching gives up 10.
>>67669413
>A screwball is some super secret weapon.
Should have went with the knucklememe it would have been believable.
>>67669413
>a true story on the verge of happening
They really want to destroy a gentleman's sport don't they.
>no matter what happens, you will never be one strike away from winning the world series and proceed to fucking bottle it
>twice
>rags
>>67669483
Oh fuck off until you have something legitimate to complain about.
Have you seen >our team?
>roid sux starting pitchers unironically have a collective 4.81 ERA
>people picked this team to win the division
>>67669483
we can give you chavez and in exchange all you have to do is give us literally anyone, any live human being
>>67669413
DOWNVOTE THIS INTO ETERNITY
DO IT
>>67669466
>Cruz contributed more to the Orioles and Mariners in 2 1/3 seasons than he ever did with the Rags
>>67669501
Yeah, it's first place in the AL Central and things are looking bretty gud for the most part.
>>67669501
Are you fucking shitting me?
You're seriously going to get up on some fucking high horse when you're ahead of us in the fucking standings?
>muh depression
>muh oh woe is me
>muh hard times man
fuck off, if you want to bitch about your team fine, but dont act like we dont have fucking problems to you shitter
>>67669486
They try it with every sport.
>Guys the WNBA is a much purer game
>>67669413
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>Rags
>Rags
>>67669501
>Oh fuck off until you have something legitimate to complain about.
We have two starting pitchers with an ERA 6 or over.
That's something to legitimately complain about.
>>67669542
meant for >>67669499
Who sux fans are the worst fanbase on /sp/
>>67669548
>>67669561
based beltre deserves better desu
>>67669501
Your team is 3.5 games ahead in 1st, fuck off, crybaby. You should be happy your team is doing well.
t. Royals fan
>>67669532
Last I checked both the Sox are at 24-15. How's that ahead?
>>67669422
Dude
You CANNOT complain about pitching to that degree when you're offense that ridiculous.
Alright pitching with giahuge bats is how the ALEast going to be this year.
(still sorry bout Koji m8)
>>67669413
>Dads
>>67669433
Dude you really gotta stop this. I am a cubs fan and yeah we are in a bit of a slump, but our slump still has comfortorably in first. You make other fans mad when you complain with the best record. Look at the bright side. Heyward is picking it up (is that9game hit streak now?) Pirates arent playing well (ignore there 3 game win streak theyve still underachieved overall)
This shit makes muh fanbase look bad. Don't get me wrong i am upset with the play today too bro
>>67669583
its cool he will win one eith the Rangers before he retires.
Rangers are a closer away from WS title
>>67669413
Theon Greyjoy doesn't look too happy about having his job taken from a woman.
>>67669574
>team is doing extremely good and is the best in the entire AL
>cry
Confirmed worst
>>67669599
>Rangers are a closer away from WS title
>rags
>>67669501
just fucking kill yourself my man
is this actually bait, is your entire existence actually just one massive troll? because you pull off being a complete faggot really well. At least when I complain about the sox I keep things in perspective, as in >we're still in fucking first place and every other team in the division is fucking awful
>rags
>rags
>>67669413
>screwball
they lost me there
If it was a knuckle I could buy into it.
And if it was in Single A
>>67669588
>You CANNOT complain about pitching to that degree when you're offense that ridiculous.
HOW?
This is actually the WORST time to have terrible pitching, when your offense is producing like no other.
BECAUSE WE'RE LOSING GAMES WHEN WE SCORE 5+ RUNS
THAT SHOULDNT HAPPEN
NOT AS FREQUENTLY AS IT DOES
Having a great offense makes up for it, but having terrible starting pitching makes it 10000x more infuriating.
Such a shitty feeling when you score a billion runs and then fucking lose.
Not a White Sox fan but why are their fans just in general, mopey pity partiers?
I'd be pretty damn happy if I were enjoying a nice lead in 1st and has in general, great pitching and an offense that's slowly getting better.
It's like every loss this is what I keep seeing from them, and they take up all the space ITT with their pity parties.
>rags
>>67669413
Can't the SJW cucks do this for basketball instead? Leave baseball alone.
>>67669486
>Should have went with the knucklememe it would have been believable.
If a female pitcher got to the majors by throwing knuckleballs I wouldn't even be mad
>>67669620
Want to put things in perspective? Other than the two with the Indians that we split, the only other team in the division we've faced so far are the twins. We didn't even face anyone else yet. We know nothing at all yet.
>>67669632
>it's true
Top kek
>>67669627
>lose 5 of last 6
>scored 5+ runs in 4 of those losses
it's been rough desu
>>67669654
exactly
>>67669413
So she has one pitch to throw. A woman can't even close pitch a 90 mph fastball
So she literally can pitch one whole pitch.
Yet she'll get 21 strikeouts in a game because "GIRL POWER X3"
>>67669626
Every team has those losses.
How fucking retarded are you? Get it through your head that this isn't JUST exclusive to the White Sox, it happens to every other 29 teams.
>>67669627
>>67669609
>losing 3 out of 4 series and one loss away from 4 out of 5 with 2 of being last place teams is considered "good"
>>67669321
>Rags
>>67669673
Hey retard, I'm a Red Sox fan. And I'm complaining because every other game we lose we lose despite scoring 5+ runs.
Fucking dumbshit.
>>67669670
>21
>they literally have her throw more ks in a game than anyone else
No
No Nono pls
>be canadian
>toss bat in america
>get shot
>>67669673
That's a Red Sox fan you're talking to. The White Sox aren't averaging 6 runs a game.
>>67669683
GIRLS
CAN
DO
IT
BETTER
THAN
BOYS
Oh look, it's the crybaby White Sox fans again. Well, at least they're not the crybaby Bears fans that are actually existent IRL.
>>67669676
>>67669668
>expecting you're team to win every single game
Whos fans are retarded. Is it because your so not used to actually winning that you are like this now?
>>67669413
>2:46
>Batter misses a 60 MPH pitch down the middle
Kill me
>>67669696
>literally averaging 6 runs a game over the last 6 games
>lost 5 of them
>>67669706
To be fair, they just lost to the
>lastros
Today. I'd be mad too. Kikel was the start pitcher and they only got 3 runs off him. Fuck is wrong with that team?
>>67669413
>On a team that is literally named after men
>Madres
Looks like 42 if 42 was awful.
>>67669413
>Padres wasted a draft pick on a woman
Why am I not surprised
"I'm now rooting for the other Sox because my team is shit desu"
3.5 games in 1st Place in the AL Central White Sox fans in 2016.
>>67669413
>how does this differ from triple A
God this is going to annoy me
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/73955164/v708516583/laalad-trout-nabs-kershaw-at-third-with-93mph-toss
Quick informal survey here - is the "Trout has no arm" meme still a thing, or did everyone realize that died years ago?
>>67669730
That's not fair at all. The stros were a playoff team last year and are still a great team this year regardless of what the records in FUCKING MAY say.
>>67669740
>AJ Preller traded half the farm to acquire a woman pitcher because it would "excite" the fanbase
I guess this tv show is realistic after all.
>>67669729
What the hell are you talking about? We just went 6-1 on a homestand.
We're 7-2 in our last 9. (granted we lost both of those games having scored 4+).
>>67669745
In May of 2016. If the current trend continues, what will it look like even June of 2016?
>>67669755
So next you're going to tell me the losses to the Yankees are acceptable as well?
>>67669720
>Batter misses a 60 MPH pitch down the middle
just like real life
Why is Bumgarner so perfect, giantsbros?
>>67669626
Yeah, I understand. Just breathe. Breathe dude.
O's on the same SP tightrope as well. We got a guy with the stuff that's cursed with no run support/chance luck, and even Crystalman starts are closer than you'd like.
Sometimes you just have to ride the hitting wave and pray its enough. Again, the AL East may very well be determined the Memorial Day series. Be happy your team hasnt imploded by now like last season. Anyone's div fggt
>elite bullpen
>rags
pick one and only one
at least dyson will have the closer's role now so you can rag fans will have it a little easier
Why does /mlb/ make fun of the whos for being shitty and irrelevant but then do a 360 and hate their fans for being down on their team?
>>67669413
How long till we have to suffer through a female pitcher in baseball?
24:7 commentary about her
>>67669413
>A TRUE STORY ON THE VERGE OF HAPPENING
WOW
LMAO
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID THIS
THEY PUT THIS IN THEIR PROMO
THEY UNIRONICALLY SAID THAT THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
WEW
LADS
>>67669803
shut up memelord youre supposed to shitpost in respond fucking dumbass
#blocked
>>67669808
Their team is actually doing well and their fans aren't appreciating it.
Rather, it's just a quest to see who has the most woe in their lives as Sox fans.
I'm a Sox fan, so it's infuriating at times when these guys just keep on crying, justifying, and congratulating their own sad stories.
>>67669413
>Woman pitcher
>Drafted by Preller
actually believable tbqh
>>67669809
Never because the only way that's happening is if a woman learns a cuckleball but that shit's already hard as fuck as it is and she would have to throw it full force just to get it to a proper velocity.
My guess is the first woman player, if there ever is one, would be equivalent to juan pierre when he was washed up.
>>67669413
I'd let her screw my balls if you know what I mean
>>67669808
Because the White Sox are neither shitty not irrelevant.
Kys
Is Sam Dyson the new Rags closer now? Is it official? I don't see how Tolleson can continue to close.
>>67669826
k
stop bein so tsundere GOD
(Boston has more hope than rest of the ALE desu)
>>67669851
I don't know what you mean
>>67669850
I don't think a woman will ever successfully be a good pitcher in the MLB, but I think a couple of them could make decent positional players if they ever integrated. Pitching in and of itself is a difficult thing for guys, the first female pitcher would have to be the female equivalent of Pedro Martinez just to make it in the Bigs.
But then again, if pitchers like Brian Matusz can pitch in the MLB, then what the hell.
>>67669853
the who?
>>67669863
Anyone but Tolleson. JD will end up grabbing someone in FA and Diekman or Dyson will take the closing job
>>67669865
I'd have consensual intercourse in the missionary position within the confines of marriage for the express purpose if procreation with her if you know what I mean.
>>67669864
Literally what the hell are you talking about. We're the most lopsided team in the division. Our pitching will be the end of us.
You faggots have a much better chance, your team is more complete than ours is. That's why its fucking annoying that you guys won't lose when we need you to.
>>67669883
Only way they make it into the majors as a pitcher is if they're a one-trick pony relief pitcher with a meme pitch like an eephus, knuckleball, forkball, etc. But she'd just be a dime-a-dozen RP and not some insanely elite Kimbrel/Chapman/Davis type closer. Which is exactly what they're doing it seems. I can also conceivably see a woman as a glove-first Mendoza line SS or 2B too.
Saw my team lose 10-0 and now I can't sleep. talk about a LOSE LOSE
>>67669916
>KIMBREL
>ELITE
DONT
PANIC
>al west shitposting
I don't think this semen-slurping general is for me lads, at least not tonight. It's a division full of meme teams.
>>67669928
Literally it's just that stupid >rags /hoc/ meme and thats it.
TRIVIA BREAD MY ANONS!
>Last season, Clayton Kershaw finished top three in WAR for pitchers for his fourth straight
Who was the last pitcher before Kershaw to finish top 3 in WAR for four straight seasons?
(No look up. Winner posts next question.)
>>67669916
>tfw no more forkballs because people are scared of it due to kids not throwing it properly and fucking up their shoulders
it's such a good pitch too
>>67669951
t. booty blistered rags fan
>>67669963
nigga you throw a forkball that shit hurts
>>67669963
Jean Machi was a forkballer, right? He still around? There's got to be a few others too.
>>67669951
You seem upset
>Rags
>>67669893
Oh.
Well stop being an entitled faggot, enjoy that your team is at least TRYING this season, even if the Aces aren't, and that shits going right for you with out a minor bombing. Boston assraped the A's harder than we did, dude. Ride the retirement tour high.
This sort of race makes the season better, really. It makes the obligatory division series more important than they would be otherwise.
>>67669983
Last I saw of him, he was the closer for the Red Sox last year after Koji went down.
He fucking SUCKED. And then he was let go in the offseason.
>>67669413
>2:31
>nazi salute
fucking jews.
>>67669985
You forget the part where we gave up 37 runs to the A's in 3 games.
Granted we scored 51.
I hate our pitching. It gets EXPOSED against good teams.
>>67669997
Machismo was actually pretty damn solid for a couple of years with the giants before turning to shit. Looks like he's on the Cubs AAA team now.
>>67670007
No wait, that's wrong. We gave up 15 to the A's.
We scored 40.
>>67669980
it puts extra strain on the arm yes but kids wouldn't even throw it properly so it would blow up their shoulders.
KILL THIS FUCKING PITCHING STAFF!!!!!!
>>67670031
Kids shouldn't throw anything but a fastball, changeup, and knuckleball desu.
>>67670007
Last years' Sox would've never matched those runs scored though.
It's still May, and the last two Sox teams were dogshit by this time. Celebrate that your youngins are breaking into their potential ffs. Bustgearts seems to be holding it down, and JBJ who was a meme until now is coming to form.
I know its all exaggeration here, but BoSox are actually fighting the Eternal 5th placers role this season.
For serious the only team that I think poses a div threat to the O's are the Sox. Look at LITERALLY everyone else you fucking mook.
![[GJM] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 02 [E4F65060].mkv_snapshot_12.23_[2016.05.17_02.14.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Y25SWV.jpg "[GJM] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 02 [E4F65060].mkv_snapshot_12.23_[2016.05.17_02.14.10].jpg")
>>67670019
I should amend what I said prior:
He was ok for some outing, HORRENDOUS in others. Our bullpen went to shit after Koji went down because Tazawa is DIFFERENT fucking pitcher when he has to close in the 9th (it is the weirdest fucking thing, lights out in the 8th, but utterly falls apart in the 9th, dude cannot handle pressure). So we had to bring in Machi to help with that, which he kind of did for like a month and then the bullpen just completely went to shit by the end of August until the end of September.
They were basically in "i don't give a fuck" mode (the pitching, the offense was awesome at the end of the year though).
>>67670064
>For serious the only team that I think poses a div threat to the O's are the Sox. Look at LITERALLY everyone else you fucking mook.
Because everybody else is fucking old and didn't address their issues in the offseason.
Literally. Jew York has Steinbrenner's jew sons that dont ever want to spend anything, and its even worse for the Gays despite being rich as fuck from an Owners standpoint.
So they were kind of doomed from the start (although I thought the Jays would be better than they are, and I think they'll get better soon enough, they've just had a tough month is all).
We actually tried to address shit in the offseason and it fucking BACKFIRED.
I MEAN DAVID. FUCKING. PRICE. HAS A 6.00 ERA RIGHT NOW.
DAVID PRICE. THE GUY WHO SHIT ON US FOR YEARS ALL OF A SUDDEN SUCKS COCK WHILE PITCHING FOR US.
We just can't catch a break in that fucking department, I don't get it.
And Henry REFUSES to let Dombrowski shoot Buttholez with a shotgun to get out of the contract. He REFUSES to do anything about this piece of shit.
JUST
LOOK AT THIS
JUST LOOK AT THIS
I MEAN COME ON
LOOK AT THIS
>>67670064
inb4canada
Who /completegame/ here?
Storen and Chavezs hr/fb rate are both over 25%
Twenty Five Percent of all fly balls that they give up are home runs, think about that for a second
>>67670113
>$217 Million Dollar Ace
>>67670125
m8, im being serious here. Go to a local ballpark, bring a bucket of balls and a glove and a target that you can put up in the backstop. Research like 3-4 different types of key pitches you wanna throw.
Practice like all hell for like 2 weeks, make sure you're Major League ready.
And then go try out. You literally can't be worse then your bullpen guys as is.
is roy halladay a hall of famer?
>>67670139
i honestly believe you senpai
>>67670113
>Not signing a 130 million dollar
ace with an ERA under 3
>>67670113
Does this look like the face of Mercy to you?
>>67670150
>National League
Stopped reading right there. I've learned with Kimbrel not to fall for this meme.
>Got all 5 RBI's of the game himself
Is he the best shortstop in baseball?
>>67669955
Damn ok... no one...? I really like baseball trivia
>>67670183
It's hard to take Kershaw posts seriously anymore after Daddy Pisske's shitposting.
>>67670180
no
still pretty good though
>>67669797
Cuz that nigga balls hard and he's about handling his shit (but that one time he hit Puig and they were talking shit to each other, Puig would've probably cleaned his clock if they went at it tbch)
>>67670186
It's DG without a trip
>>67670203
Puig is shit this year, your point?
>>67670113
Dude, if >we signed Price, he'd be eating as much cock as he is now
If he rises above expectation it'll be a fucking miracle. Hell, if they still give him a warm reception at the St Petersburg farmer's market it'll be a miracle. He's be passed around so many times, there should be a disconnect. And now he's on one of THE rivals to the Rasy
>>67670120
Toronto knows there's a wrench in the gears. Hell in April threads the fans were already in collapse mode.
>>67670213
and this post is exactly my point
read his original post famalam, its just a trivia question
>>67670159
>American League
mfw Lincecum shits all over your baby league this season only so he can raise his stock value.
>>67670113
I just noticed you posted Cuckoltz
He has indeed been living on some bullshit to make it this far.
But chirssakes, the Who's at least saw through John Danks finally.
>>67670229
>Dude, if >we signed Price, he'd be eating as much cock as he is now
I literally disagree. A majority of his shit starts have been in Fenway. Some part of me feels like he's getting mentally fatigued by the price we're paying him and he's looking for answers.
We fucking spent the week leading up to his last fucking start talking about how high he was raising his knee, I shit you not. Because Pedroia showed him photos from a couple of years ago where he was raising his knee higher
I am not joking. we (the city of boston media and Price included) were talking about how high he was (or in this case, wasn't) raising his knee.
The dude's just a mental case here.
>>67669752
That wasn't an impressive showcase of his arm. It was obvious that kershaw shouldn't have ran.
>>67670218
I already made it. I'm a Giants fan, chill. When Bum and that Padre got into it today it reminded me of that. I love how fired up Bum gets and how he handles his shit. He could handle most of the league. Im just saying. You just jinxed it now faggot, Puig will go on a tear because of you
>>67670253
You're not fooling anyone DG.
Bum shits on Kershaw.
>>67670218
He was talking about a fight.
>>67670218
>Poo egg slashing .232/.274/.377
Kek. Had no idea he was that bad.
>>67670239
He's never going away
This piece of shit IS NEVER going to leave us.
I'm going to have to deal with this fucking jackass fooling everybody in the city when he goes on one of those "runs" where he pitches like 2 good outings without giving up a run and every fucking media member goes
"SEE! SEE!! HE'S GOT THE POTENTIAL SENPAI JUST LOOK AT THAT ABILITY TO THROW THE BALL OMFG BUTTHOLEZ YOU ARE JUST SO GOOD THE POTENTIAL OMFG POTENTIAL YES POTENTIAL THIS GUY IS SO POTENTIALLY CAPABLE OF HAVING POTENTIALLY POTENTIAL STUFF"
He's NEVER going to go away. And I'm going to have to listen to writers talk about his fucking 2007 debut with the NO HITTER OMFG THE POTENTIAL and then transition to 2013 OMFG DID YOU SEE HIS POTENTIAL THAT YEAR IT WAS SOME RAGING HARD POTENTIAL
He just. Won't. Go. Away.
>>67670186
Well it was actually a pretty easy one. Could have guessed randy johnson
>>67670260
Not fooling me DG
You bring yourself up all the time to create this minor 'internet celebrity' around you
Good try though
>>67670246
To be honest im suprised the rays havent just shit all over the AL east, they are the only ones who can develop pitchers and have an actual plan and infrastructure in place to bring up and nurture pitching talent. I shudder to think what they would be capable of if their owners would give a shit and pump some money into the team
>>67670260
>bum
Fuck it I'll give it another try with the trivia. Better study up now
>>67670282
They're batting is just so terrible. Ironically given how badly they've beaten up on you guys, they're not a good hitting team.
>>67670290
Do it, I'll guess but I won't get it
>rags
I thought they had an elite bullpen?
Can anyone else confirm?
>>67670319
i heard some ex con just walked into the clubhouse from the street and became a reliever for them just like that lmao
>>67670246
Fenway is a pretty unforgiving place. I mean. Sandoval got good in the hugbox that is AT&T and look at him now. Boston will reem its own players out if they under perform. If he had the chops to stand up to Joe West like Holt, he might get a reprieve from the fan base, but he seems to delicate for THAT home field, m8.
>>67670274
Yeah, I've read this post before, the whole Houdini shit. Probably the same way Matusz holds on to us, desu
/mlb/ fan base tiers
bro tier
orioles
indians
tigers
angels
a's
mariners
mets
pirates
d-backs
rockies
not enough on /sp/ tier
rays
twins
astros
braves
marlins
nationals
brewers
padres
shit tier
yankees
royals
rangers
phillies
reds
cardinals
giants
worse than shit tier
red sox
blue jays
white sox
cubs
dodgers
>>67670334
>red sox
>shit tier
>eternal 4th placers
>bro tier
lol i dont think tbqh with you Joe
>>67670334
twins fans are bro tier lad
>>67670327
> Sandoval got good in the hugbox that is AT&T and look at him now.
Well he sucks now because he's just a fat fucking sloppy obese fucking retarded overpaid lardass fucking dumbshit mexican.
>>67670334
>>>>>>>>>>tigers
>>>>>>>>>>analslime
>>>>>>>>>>mets
>bro tier
wow no
>>67670334
>tfw above the Dodgers
>>67670334
>bro tier
>orioles
>indians
>tigers
>angels
>a's
>mariners
>mets
>pirates
>d-backs
>rockies
>combined 0 (zero) WS wins in the last 10 years
Surely this can't be a coincidence
>>67670338
>proving his point
kek
>>67670334
Pretty accurate no joke and this is coming from shit tier
>>67670343
I tend to not really see them but any team in the "not enough" could classify there anyways.
>>67670366
>proving
more like disproving tbqh with you Joe because its obviously wrong
>>67670371
nope NOPE nope now go back to your memes
>>67670334
>shit tier is only good teams/consistent championship contenders
>every other tier is shitty teams
>>67670373
wow what a stupid ass response #blocked
>>67670301
I got you but im pretty drunk forgive my shit
>>67670364
You now realize the only team on that list that have won a WS in the last 20yrs, is the fucking D-Backs
>>67670391
analslime as well
>>67670392
i dont think he was talking to you please dont rudely interrupt
who is joe
>>67670349
Hey, our formerly useless obese mexican actually does stuff and started(!!) 3B in a game this week.
TRIVIA BREAD MY ANONS!
>The cubs have gotten some attention for their run dofferential this season
Name 3 of the 4 teams which had over 100 run differentials last season.
(No look up. Winner posts next question.)
>>67670364
success breeds shitposting on both sides
look at Royals in 14 then 15
>>67670399
Can I just look up last years standings?
>>67670397
Ya good for Manny he was such a drag before tbqh with you Joe.
>>67670396
idk tbqh with you Joe I think he was a Cy Young winner though
>>67670399
not the doyers
>>67669809
never going to happen. I knew a dude who was a fucking all star in HS that carried his team to the state finals, did very good in college, couldnt fucking make it past AA. For a woman to make it to the MLB, they gotta be better than all the guys stuck in the minors still, what are the odds of that happening? None.
>>67670401
Nevermind, I didn't even look them up
>>67670399
My guess is Blue Jays, Royals, Dodgers
>>67670401
>no look up
>>67670399
astros, jays, no idea
>>67670399
I'd say Toronto, Yankees, and D-bags but I think i'd be wrong on the last one
>>67670417
Nope
>>67670415
I didn't, no worries fammo. But he could've just meant don't look up the answer (run differential)
>>67670399
Pirates, Cubs, Dodgers
>>67670420
Toronto, Mets, Royals?
67670411
Ka why baito tee bee eich
But you know I meant Pedro "Living Sandoval's Dream" Alvarez
Waiting to humble that flash in the pan you cunts got right now
>>67670424
>>67670414
Blue jays is right (221). There were three more. Can you name 2?
>>67670432
Based Mayor Shaw > Memechado literally a fact you fucking memelord.
>>67670430
Pirates is right.
So there are two more. First kne to name one more wins.
>>67670438
Pirates and Cubs?
>>67670400
explain the Cusb
>>67670438
Rangers and Royals
>>67670431
1/3
>>67670438
>221
where did it all go wrong
>>67670444
Cardinals?
>>67670438
St Louis hit a ton didnt they and then maybe the Yankees
cardinals has to be one of them considering they won over 100 games
>>67670457
Ding ding ding!
Winner! (Also astros)
You get to make new question!
>>67670466
Okay. Shit. Don't judge me if my question sucks. It'll be a few minutes
>>67670442
I get it, but I aint laughin bruh
Manny will pick up his hitting vs pic related
>look at run differential last year
>Sox were 4th in runs scored last year
>-5 differential
I hate this fucking pitching I really do.
Colorado was fucking worse though good god.
737 Runs Score, 844 Runs allowed, -107 differential.
Fucking meme stadium with meme altitude.
>>67669413
does she get her own locker room?
>>67670113
>DAVID PRICE. THE GUY WHO SHIT ON US FOR YEARS ALL OF A SUDDEN SUCKS COCK WHILE PITCHING FOR US.
why do you act surprised when rays castoffs always end up that way
sox fan even has personal experience with carl crawford
stop trading with tampa bay or else they'll trade wil myers for souza junior, or alex torres for logan forsythe and matt andriese
stop signing their fa's because they'll just torpedo your team
don't fuck with that front office
>>67670477
117 Million Grapes gave back a million of his grapes today
FUCKING THROW THE FUCKING SINKER FOR GROUNDOUTS YOU DICK EATER YOUR FASTBALL IS NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH TO STRIKE PEOPLE OUT YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67670463
>>67670458
>>67670457
>>67670454
>>67670449
>>67670446
>>67670431
Blue Jays (221)
Cardinals (122)
Astros (111)
Pirates (101)
>>67670282
this year has been kind of weird for them so far. the SP has been really underachieving and it's probably got something to do with the fact that the staff leader is chris archer who tried way too hard to assume the role and fucked up his own head.
moore is still coming back from injury, smyly has been above average but odo has taken a step back and they still don't have a clear cut 5 starter because they're holding out for cobb. andriese could step in or they could pull erasmo out of the back end and let him start again but i don't think those are solutions. they need to just let these guys pitch out of the funk they're in.
the offense has actually been a lot better the last month or so, i think they're averaging 4 a game which in the past is all they've needed to go on solid runs. if the pitching picks up they can make a run.
>>67670475
Just waiting for my question. Im drunk as hell.. how thefell did i get through the last question
>>67670524
Sorry man, I couldn't come up with anything good, so I'll just simply ask, sorry if it's too easy or something
TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA
Who were the five original players inducted into the baseball hall of fame in 1936??
>>67670574
Ohhh shit... sober me thinks ruth mathewson cobb and like some other racist muthafucker
>>67670574
I'm going to guess Ty Cobb, Christie Mathison, Cy Young, Honus Wagner, and the Babe.
>>67670492
>His pitcher can't into a sinker
Sorry m8
>>67670592
Ahh fuck thats gotta be it.. gg
Shot 4me
>>67670574
Ty Coob, Ruth, Wagner, Walter Johnson, Christy Mathewson
not sure if i got spelling correct.
jesus bautista is such a cuck.
>>67670622
this
>>67670589
Those three are right
>>67670592
Oooohh...so close, 4/5. Cy Young was inducted the next year though in 1947
>>67670606
Yeah...you got it. Hope you didn't cheat fucker o.O
Make a question now
>>67670592
Ftr i just looked it up and you be right sir. I dont know where the poster of Q is but you got new questiom
>>67670592
>>67670630
Jk apparently im too drunk to know
>>67670597
Britton sucks tbqh with you Joe
>>67670628
shit
I always forget Johnson.
>>67670628
*in 1937
Not 1947
>>67670628
didn't cheat. tried to get them order but i mixed last two reee
TRIVIA TRIVIA TRIVIA
>who is #4 on the all time HR list
>>67670638
Jelly cunt
You still don't trust Kimbrel, do you?
