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relegation play-offs
>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)
>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)
first for RB LEIPZIG
will grigg's on fire
>>67669995
Is Will Grigg related to >Le fugg le grigg XDDXDXD?
Good morning.
gooooooooooooood morning
reminder based migration has brought OUR sport to YOUR country
>>67670251
Shut the fuck up Daniel
>>67668883
Shit thread.
Shit image.
Couldn't even get the quads.
DELETE THIS.
terrible thread desu
>>67670626
>>67670745
morning
anyone want to translate my name into German?
A little more than 10 bongs until Liverpool vs. Sevilla starts
Bochum
If you could decide on the 18 clubs which play in the Bundesliga which ones would you choose?
>>67671142
see >>65368270
>>67671142
1860 München
1.FC Kaiserslautern
1.FC Köln
1.FC Nürnberg
Bayern München
Bayer Leverkusen
Borussia Dortmund
Borussia Mönchengladbach
Eintracht Frankfurt
Hamburger SV
Hansa Rostock
Hannover 96
Hertha BSC
SC Freiburg
Schalke 04
Werder Bremen
VfB Stuttgart
VfL Bochum
>>67671104
The play today?
>>67671142
1. FC Köln
1. FC Nürnberg
1. FC Kaiserslautern
Bayern München
Borussia Mönchengladbach
Borussia Dortmund
Eintracht Frankfurt
Bayer Leverkusen
Wuppertaler SV
SC Freibug
Erzgebierge Aue
VfB Stuttgart
Hannover 96
Schalke 04
Energie Cottbus
Mainz 05
Fortuna Düsseldorf
Eintracht Braunschweig
>>67671164
Yes
>>67671269
donnerlitchen
can i post again yet
Who is gonna buy ron robert memelier?
>>67671401
norwich
>>67671401
roma
>>67671282
yes
I'm hearing Alaba has agreed terms with Manchester City
>>67671580
I doubt that he is going to leave München any time soon, Bayern would be pretty stupid to let him go, and he has got all the perspective to which for with them
>>67671580
>>67671602 (screwed that one up)
I doubt that he is going to leave München any time soon, Bayern would be pretty stupid to let him go, plus he's got all the perspective he could wish for with them
>>67671602
>he has got all the perspective to which for with them
That doesn't make sense
I still don't think perspective is the right word.
>>67671580
Hearing from where? The prozzy you saw in Mackay today?
>>67671611
I apologize see >>67671610
>>67671650
Why do you think I am the Mackay lad
>>67671624
what would be a better one?
>can win CL
>one of the absolute top teams in Europe
>will always be in starting XI when fit
>home country close by
>>67671656
Ivan is from Mackay and he posts here regularly.
Nonetheless, there is nothing worse than unsourced transfer ""rumours"". So where did you "hear" this or is it just bait?
i just found out americans unironically dont have ANY paid vacation days or ANY paid public holidays
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_annual_leave_by_country
>>67671662
maybe you meant he has better prospects with bayern
>>67671667
b8 of course
>>67671624
he meant "prospect"
>>67671677
That's a meme just like Denmark not having a minimum wage is a meme.
Yes it's true there is no federally mandated paid holiday leave in America, but virtually all jobs include it as a perk.
Most Americans have two-weeks paid vacation. It's shit by our standards but its not like they have nothing and some obviously have more depending on their job.
i heard a german tourist saying aua today
>>67671719
what did you do to him
>>67671719
are you sure she wasn't austrian
>>67671745
he gave a tap on the shoulder of his wife (for fun i suppose) and she said aua
Who here from borrusia Compton?
I saw a KloAgger van today
>>67671864
why would you bother touring schweiz
>>67671881
i don't know what that is
>>67671913
Daniel Agger's company
>>67671995
does "klo" mean what i think it means?
#BMG vor Verpflichtung von #Werder's Florian #Grillitsch? - Der Deal soll noch diese Woche offiziell gemacht werden - Ablöse ca. €4m.
>>67671898
Apparently outside of the Netherlands, Switzerland has the highest foreign support of BMG.
>>67672034
Kloak means what you think it does?
Klo just means claw
>>67672094
klo = toilet
>>67672083
well having some national team players will do that. just confuses me more though since i thought the point of tours, when not for money, is to increase your fanbase in weaker regions
>>67672132
Okay
I wnet on one of these in Germany once (actually twice hehe)
we sevilla now
>>67672153
i did that once it was too scary for me
>>67672153
love these things
>>67672153
Didn't know these things existed without rails... looks dangerous
>>67671142
HSV
FC St.Pauli
Hansa Rostock
Werder Bremen
Hertha BSC
Union Berlin
Borussia Dortmund
Schalke 04
1. FC Köln
Borussia Mönchengladbach
RB Leipzig
Dynamo Dresden
Eintracht Frankfurt
VfB Stuttgart
SC Freiburg
1. FC Nürnberg
FC Bayern München
>dem derbies
>>67672322
where is 1860
>>67672337
3. Liga where they belong
>>67672348
they belong in the first
>>67672359
half of 3. Liga
>>67671162
I agree with 17/18 but would replace Hannover with Duisburg.
Vestergaard to Tottenham? Hmm. Would be third choice if they sold Wimmer. I don't approve.
>>67672415
wimmer is leaving?
how do i download pictures from twitter
>>67672457
what device are you using
>>67672457
are you retarded?
>>67672440
Maybe
>>67672466
it's difficult
>>67672464
chrome windows
>>67672457
please leave
>>67672505
you can't right click?
>>67672457
sone image downloader
Der 1. FC Köln nimmt Stellung zu einem aktuellen Bericht der SPORT-BILD über Timo Horn.
In ihrer Ausgabe vom 18. Mai 2016 schreibt die SPORT-BILD in Bezug auf FC-Torhüter Timo Horn: „… hat Timo Horn die FC-Verantwortlichen informiert, dass er seine Ausstiegsklausel von zehn Mio. Euro bis Ende Mai ziehen wird.“
Dazu stellt der 1. FC Köln fest: Diese Behauptung ist unwahr und entspricht in keiner Weise den Tatsachen. Der FC ist deutlich irritiert über diese unseriöse Berichterstattung der SPORT-BILD.
>>67672457
>Hello Mr. Twitter,
>I'd like to obtain a copy of the following image: [insert tweet number/url here].
>It would be great if you could send it to: [insert your address here]
>Kind regards,
>[insert your name here]
Print it, put it in an envelope and send it to
>Twitter Headquarters
>1355 Market Street
>Suite 900
>San Francisco, CA 94103
>USA
You'll need a 0.90€ postage stamp.
>tech illiterates
HGU
according to Sport Bild
>Dembélé went to Dortmund for 8mio + 7mio bonus
also Christian Mathenia is going to HSV for 800.000 euro
>>67672399
I am a Hannover supporter which is why I chose the club. But I also thought that most people would rather see some other club.
>>67672874
aren't sport bild shit tho
BREKEND NIEUWS: FC TWENTE DEGRADEERT UIT DE EREDIVISIE. WORDT OM 1700 UUR BEKENDGEMAAKT.
>>67672938
What did they do?
Toulon Tournament today
>>67672946
aren't they broke?
>>67672896
They were the first ones to say Dembele to Dortmund was happening. And Malli to Dortmund in the winter, which almost did happen.
>>67672946
Something to do with a TPO company, I think.
>>67672946
financial retardation
![30399_160221_heidel_658x370[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lX3mGU3.jpg "30399_160221_heidel_658x370[1].jpg")
where will this man lead >us in the near future?
>>67672896
Depends. They are briefed by Bayern
>>67672990
that's bild
>>67672980
8th place
Nico Elvedi has surprisingly been nominated for Switzerland's preliminary Euros squad.
>>67672993
I thought they were the same. Sorry.
>>67673033
I know it's very confusing
Just walked into the kitchen and back.
The weather is very bleak today.
>>67671104
>>67671164
>>67671269
That's a surprise for this Anon as well
>actually watching it
Hmmm, might as well
I have nothing to say.
Name one person you want to spend night and day with
>>67671677
>needing vacation from your job
You are doing it wrong.
Also most people are ill so much they get at least 30 days off a year just for illness
>>67673121
Famous or not?
>>67671766
What does this behaviour say about the woman
>>67671881
Nice
My favourite colour is grey.
>>67672153
There's this one gif about it with a guy rodeling a girl in front of him unconscious
Short version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8
Long version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0tf0q_9jGA
>>67673121
jun togawa
>>67673127
that she was pissed off i think
>>67672457
I use the windows snipping tool whenever right click doesn't work
>>67672952
What sport
I think i will go to the toilet now and produce a Number 2.
>>67672980
Good question. Probably Champions League football
>>67673155
what is wrong with him
>Was Jürgen Klopp und der FC Liverpool diese Saison anstellen, könnte dem Drehbuch eines Durchgeknallten entsprungen sein. Gewinnt der Klub die Europa League übertrifft das gar das Wunder von Leicester.
>FAZ
the delusion is real
>>67673100
At least no big winds yet t-shirt approved
>>67673079
I sometimes do that when I have the entire weekend to myself
>>67673125
It doesn't matter
>>67673131
I don't believe you
>>67673190
>muh Kult Kloppo
fucking media
>>67673190
>übertrifft das gar das Wunder von Leicester.
Yeah, nah.
>>67673181
I'm currently holding back a log. Will release it once returned from grocery shopping
>>67673186
His father never loved him
>>67673155
a brother of a friend of mine broke someones leg at the exit of the slide. poor guy was in hospital for a month.
>>67673190
Winning the Europa League after missing out on international football in the league is like winning the Sunday Hundred Grand tournament on PokerStars with a satellite ticket
>>67673162
Jun Togawa it is
>>67673248
Should have done more squats and drank more milk. Cutting down the sugary diet also helps
>>67673190
>I rank FAZ
>>67673272
The guy never had a chance. He had someone crashing into him who's at least 1.90m and has the shoulders of a Tim Wiese.
>>67673304
Okay
ITT: bunch of germans chatting in english
Kein Mensch außerhalb von DE interessiert sich für die Relegation ihr kompletten Vollidioten
What are you doing in Australia right now?
>>67673326
we prefer the term autists.
trying to pass time for no reason
>>67673170
Football. U23 and other pre senior quads. National teams.
>>67673274
best german paper tbf, everything else is commie shit.
>>67673413
>I rate capitalism
>>67673420
>I like marxist indoctrination
>>67673413
I see....
>Flügelspieler Filip Kostic könnte einer der ersten Spieler sein, die den VfB Stuttgart nach dem Abstieg in die 2.Bundesliga verlassen. Laut einem Bericht der „Stuttgarter Zeitung“ liegen den Schwaben drei Offerten für den 23-Jährigen vor: Vom VfL Wolfsburg, Leicester City und dem FC Southampton.
>Neben den drei Bietenden sollen auch Schalke 04, die schon 2015 für Kostic boten und Bayer 04 Leverkusen interessiert sein. Alle genannten Klubs - bis auf die „Wölfe“ - spielen in der kommenden Saison international. Kostic soll bei seiner Auswahl einen Bundesliga-Verein bevorzugen.
>>67673463
Pulling a Freiburg, eh?
>>67673463
Why do Stuttgart have a piano player under contract? Is it like Wolfsburg with the FIFA players and Schalke with the counter strike guys?
>>67673463
>>67673540
According to Kicker, his buy-out clause has a value of 10m €.
Does Stuttgart really need to sell their "top performers"? How are their finances?
>>67673648
Großkreutz and Langerak are their top performers. All the other shitters need to go.
>>67673648
>Does Stuttgart really need to sell their "top performers"
it's not like they're getting relegated innit
>>67673635
Yeah, but they surely can afford to keep some key players in 2. BuLi.
Well can they?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/18/bayern-munich-americas-favourite-football-team
>>67673843
I think there is a niche to be filled, now that man U Is shit
Americans like underdog stories.
All those semi-final exits must be worth something.
>>67668883
good threadu
>>67673843
Ofc, Pulisic is their next Dortmund transfer
>>67673361
Okay
>>67673370
Not interested
>>67673635
Flügelspieler refers to the winger position in soccer in this case
thanks for listening
>>67673635
Denmark is funny
>>67674105
okay
>>67674128
Don't encourage her shitposting m90
>BVB-Boss Hans-Joachim Watzke hat die EM-Nominierung von Bundestrainer Joachim Löw kritisiert. „Dem deutschen Fußball muss es richtig gut gehen, wenn man vom Team, das 78 Punkte geholt hat, nur drei Spieler mitnimmt“, sagte Borussia Dortmunds Geschäftsführer in Anspielung auf die starke Saisonbilanz des Vizemeisters
>Umso mehr freute sich Watzke über die erste Nominierung von Dortmunds Shootingstar Julian Weigl. [...] „Es ist komplett verdient. Julian hat eine großartige Zukunft vor sich, wenn er auf dem Boden bleibt und alles mitnimmt, was sich ihm hier bietet.“
>Weigl berichtete von seiner ersten Berufung in den Weltmeister-Kader immer noch geradezu euphorisiert. „Der Moment, als der Anruf kam, war unbeschreiblich. Ich kannte die Nummer nicht und bin einfach rangegangen“, sagte der 20 Jahre alte Mittelfeldspieler einen nach seiner Nominierung für den vorläufigen EM-Kader der deutschen Nationalmannschaft: „Ich habe mich riesig gefreut und bin zuhause im Dreieick gesprungen. Die Nationalelf war schon immer mein Traum.“
Time for dinner and tea
>>67674212
Where did the German national team staff get Julians number from
>football players pick up unknown callers
Jesus christ this is delicious
>>67674319
dinner or tea
>>67674381
Dinner
>walk into your house
>see this
Your response?
>>67674401
Use them to find my g-spot
wtf they set a police car on fire earlier today
>>67674388
why are you eating your dinner at 5
>>67674412
are you gay you cuck lol
>>67674401
fall into deep depression
>>67674414
I go to bed at 9pm which is in like three hours time. I'll have a pre bed snack too
>>67674401
TUMBLING DOWN
>>67674427
There's nothing gay about wanting your ass to get penetrated, you faggot.
>>67673843
Depends on how many more Dortmund players they are going to buy.
>>67674435
why don't you eat dinner at 7h30 so you don't have to eat a pre-bed snack? at which time do you eat lunch
>>67674462
I eat lunch at 12-12:30pm. Sometimes I eat dinner at 8pm but that doesn't stop me from eating the pre-bed snack
>>67674495
how fat are you?
>>67674495
i think i will call you fettsack now
>>67674525
Something around 12-15% body fat I guess
>>67674558
Okay
>>67674538
is this /bundes/mark?
>>67674414
Dembele will have a much harder time doing that in the Bundesliga.
I saw him play in two games, the defenders gave him so much space ...
>>67674589
It's not me. I agree wth his complaint in general, even though I have no sympathy with people who pay extra for streaming. The thing about it being a meme channel I don't really agree with. I just checked and it could have been much worse in my estimation. Any big cable package will have that channel.
>>67674628
against which teams was he playing
>>67674574
oh you are trying to gain weight. okay
>>67674658
I was about to say no but actually yes, I am trying to gain weight without weighing myself and hoping for the best
>>67674658
Montpellier and Bastia.
>>67674688
good luck anon i know you can do it
>>67674694
those two teams are woeful though. and I think too that he'll struggle because of the heavy pressing and the high intensity. Here players are basically walking on the pitch
>>67674643
hello denmark where do you post outside of the bundes
hello i am back now
>>67674878
Hello.
Sometimes I do it on /tv/ but never in serious discussions.
I think I will post a bit in /trans/ over the summer. Also in the cycling threads, but there are usually two other Danes there. I didn't post in it today and there were plenty of Dannebrogs in that thread.
@henrywinter One for detail devotees: shin-pads worn by Coutinho and Firmino carry family photos while Emre Can’s boots have small Turkish flags.
>>67675142
The only reason he plays for Germany is his turkish heritage so he should be thankful.
>>67675142
Shouldn't the photos and flag be on their socks and their own faces on the shin-pads?
>>67675142
Wow, didn't know Emre Can was Turkish
>>67675215
yeah, i CAN't believe it either
Emre Mor in the Turkish preliminary squad.
Ugh
boy i am glad we do not have any smelly turks playing for our national team
>>67674972
Hey
>>67675142
kek
>>67675326
at least you have smelly wogs
>>67675283
calling emre a mohr, is a bit racist don't you think?
>>67675392
most of them are slavs 2bh
Rudy > Can
>>67675393
Mor means mum
Mum i'm turkish (example of a joke we could make if he comes to the Bundesliga)
>>67675443
I agree
Name one person you want to spend night and day with
why do you want to know so badly
Time for a chamomile steam bath
>>67675512
bundes france
>>67675512
you ;)
>>67675529
:-)
>>67675523
I think it's a good question
>>67675527
Okay
>>67673843
Americans like underdogs, not bullies that destroy all the small teams (ironic)
Alright I have to leave now. See you guys tomorrow.
>>67675006
>/tv/
wow..
>>67675443
>>67675494
wrong
>>67675718
Write you
>>67675604
just makes me sad. gute nacht
>>67675812
Night
Can is or could be the German Vidal. I don't think he will be a great traditional fullback but Logi seems to like at least one big guy at fullback.
>>67675718
Take it easy
>>67675987
Höwedes or Rudy should play as a RB
Can is wasted on this position uezs
>>67673463
he is such an overrated player god fucking damn
his one skill is running fast along the left byline
his crosses are nothing special, he got lots of assists because stuttgart are an attacking team and because he's lucky
he'll be drmic tier next year, and only a team like schalke or wolfsburg would byu him
>>67676023
>Rudy
just let this meme end already
>>67676082
he's decent
>>67676092
for everyday bundesliga football maybe, but he also plays at Hoppenheim and barely has any international experience, while Can and Höwedes both played internationally this season
>>67675987
do you rank vidal
ok i am ready to watch the game now
>>67676272
I just remembered the game a couple of minutes ago. I will probably watch the first 15 minutes and then go to bed
>>67676272
this
>>67676293
good
>>67676231
Yes I think he is a great all rounder. He showed how good he is in the last few months.
>>67676388
>He showed how good he is in the last few months.
are you slow in the head m8?
>>67676462
Yes
Trying to supress a cold. Last night I woke up with throat pain, drank some water with drenched lemon and went back to sleep.
In the morning there was nothing left of the pain.
During work I felt a bit like something is coming but not really. At some point I felt my nose starting to run so I put a piece of paper into my pockets just in case.
Nothing ever came out and I tried to stay away from cold winds.
Right now my nose is getting a bit ill but it appears to be saveable.
The chamomile steam bath did me good.
Worst case would be a nasal voice tomorrow with a bit of throat pain and a little running nose.
Personally I think I will have a little cold for three to five days starting tomorrow
>>67676420
>Why would they think this is a good idea?
€€€
>>67676495
go see a doc
>>67676495
*knutsches you healthy*
>>67676523
Haha no
>>67676555
Checked
>>67673413
le Atlantikbrücke face
>>67676420
If memory serves me right, Germanwings were sponsoring BVB before (around 2004).
>>67676420
showing support to affiliates and parent clubs
>>67675443
At fullback yes.
Overall no.
champions in Europe
been feeling very nostalgic recently
>>67668883
Why does it hurt so bad?
Why do they hate us?
why does jogi hate schmeltcer so much? this isn;t the first time he has done this to him
I know he has a thing for big bodied, wide chested towering men at fullback and couldn't wait to get rid of lahm but this is just silly
>Wahre Tabelle
>>67676802
>couldn't wait to get rid of lahm
???????
>>67676802
Jogi wants to set an example for the young German footballers: this is what I'll do to you if you plan to stay your whole career at Dortmund instead of joining Bayern!
>>67676863
he likes big burly men at his back
>>67676887
who doesn't
SportBILD: Granit Xhaka has agreed to join Arsenal. The Gunners set to pay between €40m-€50m for the Gladbach midfielder.
>>67676758
Any reason or just because?
why do you hate my rudy meme?
>>67676980
Because Weiser had a better season by far and wasn't given a chance.
It's unfair.
>>67676802
Winning the Euros with a bunch of underage or unknown shitters would be good press for Löw.
He is still seething because nobody acknowledged his """tactical brilliance"""" at the world cup.
>>67676881
is he the sasuke of germany? Beckenbauer being madara and grosskreutz being naruto?
>>67677017
kek
>>67677024
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
>>67677037
what?
Your contributions to this this thread seem to consist of mimicking Denmark and making one-word-posts like "this","kek" etc.
>>67677024
Y-yeah
>>67677082
my school years were shit with the exception of one year and it keeps haunting me for years now
i want to kill yself
>>67677024
this
>>67677082
Hmm I get that.
For me that time was careless but very confusing.
I would do a lot of things differently now.
