Back to the ded threads again. Sox back home for the next 9 games.
Tonight's matchup: Keuchel vs Rodon.
First pitch 7:10PM CST. Game's on WPWR in the Chicago area, and Root Sports for the Houston area, Oh boy, here we go.
It's gonna be one of those games
>>67662214
who /watchingthelottery/ here?
Kikelel pls pitch well tonight
stros fans report in
>Working shitty temp job for $15/hr
>just got an email from another company. They want to bring me on full time salary, equal to about $30/hr
>they want me to start Thursday.
Should I even go in tomorrow? I'm thinking about just getting rip roaringly drunk and then maybe fish at montrose harbor all day tomorrow.
>fraz on bench, salad in at 3rd
>avi batting clean up
>NAVARRO!? catching
The fuck is Robin doing?
>>67662365
How long have you been working said shitjob.
If it's not that long, tell them that things have changed, and it's not gonna work out. If you really hate them, say you quit effective immediately over the phone and be done with it.
>>67662398
Displaying how much of a retard he is
>>67662462
Only been there about a month.
>>67662490
I'd go with the former, but if the boss is a dick, go for #2.
Benetti will bring us a win
>Fraz with the flu
Fuck.
>>67662398
>Fraz on the bench
>1-2-3 from Rodon
wew
Who /out/ here?
>>67662653
Makes me feel better about tonight.
>>67662682
Where's your mora?
>>67662682
That's a pretty sweet setup. What's on the grill?
Why do fielders sometimes raise a finger after making a catch?
Who's the most /pol/ approved White Sox player?
>>67662779
1 finger = 1 out, 2 fingers = 2 outs
>>67662723
Just a fire. It doubles as a charcoal grill though.
>>67662781
Adam "Skeetin' Niggers" Eaton
>>67662357
Cheer up Keekee!
Now that we know how many low strikes the Rodon/Navarro combo misses, it's fucking disgusting to watch it in action.
I'm stoked Tony Kemp finally got called up. Hopefully he gets a chance today.
>>67663263
>not noticing it before the graphic
fucking pleb
>It's a rodon pitches okay but the white sox refuse to hit game
>>67663712
sox win 7-3 tonight and you get proven wrong
So I guess we're gonna be the team that makes keuchel finds his groove again huh...
>it's a white sox make a 5.5 ERA pitcher look like some sort of cy young winner episode
Is it just me or does Steve hate the new guy
>>67663875
kek
>it's a White Sox fans complain about level of production through 3 innings episode
Did he just threaten Gene Honda's life?
>>67664012
What would make you think that?
>>67664012
its just you
>>67664012
do you also think he loves Hawk?
Fuck
Will the Chicago White Sox ever win a Major League game of baseball again?
I fucking had Sox Math but I was too slow.
It's 21.
>>67664197
tonight
abrooooooooooooooo
JOSAVIOR HAS RETURNED
Houston isn't a team that should be looked over due to their standings. They had a shit start but they beat the Mariners, beat the Indians, and barely missed out on winning the series against the Red Sox.
>>67664399
I pretty much only view the braves, twins, and reds as the piece of shit teams you expect to sweep at this point.
>jackshit
Fuck Austin Jackson
>we gave up based trayce for this
the vaunted sox defense
Too close for comfort right there.
Phew
Good catch salad man
I'd give anything to shitpost in a GD thread with this happening:
>>67664740
Steve Dahl is back with WLS as well.
I'd give anything to shitpost in a Sox GD thread with this happening:
>>67612723
Steve Dahl is back with WLS as well.
SALADMAN
SALA-DOUBLE
At least he made up for the error. Something Ajax will never do
Niiiiiice.
wew
2 out offense
I fucking love it. Was only a matter of time till they got to keuchel
Meanwhile
Cusb getting no hit by the brewers LOL
>>67665239
With as many times Ajax is up with the bases loaded, he has to hit a grad slam at some point. Hopefully in a meaningful game down the road.
>>67665365
I really, really like this image
>>67665451
It's his Pilates face. You gotta be hardcore and intense to make Pilates work for you.
>>67665485
>tfw no plant based diet to accompany pilate regimen
Fuck
WHITE POWER
sasuga Rodon
>rodanks
White you fat fuck
neither of those would be home runs in a not meme ballpark
Eaton is killing it in right field
I don't even know who is pitching for MIL, but the brews are really dragging out the inning. He'll probably lose his rhythm.
>>67665575
I'm sure PALCO (Pilates Appetite Laboratory Co-Operative) could come up with some completely legal butt cheek injected nutrient enriched substance to go along with his elite Pilates workout.
>it's another "rookie enjoys a field day against a white sock not named Chris Sale episode"
AdaMVP eaton
Eleaton
L
I
T
Eaton
>>67665754
...and he got through the 7th in about a minute
>>67665821
beautiful, we gonna get back on top of this game though or the pleasure will be diminished if it does happen
goddamnit
>Nate Jones
Damn, that look like it hurt
off topic but im sure you guys all like the 90s bulls
who has the better chance of enforcing "Don't meant a thing without the Ring"
OKC or DA LAND?
>>67666221
>jigaboo jam
>>67666221
OKC looks like it matches well against the Warriors, they probably have the best chance.
>>67666255
This
>>67666221
DA LAND will literally never win anything ever, so OKC
but but I'm usually the racist guy...got my job taken : (
Does colby rasmus post on /pol/?
What the fuck
>>67666338
88 dubs confirms rasmus for /pol/ posting
stretch for that shit salad
>>67666335
Does that make you a NEET now?
AAAAAAYYYYYYYY JIMMY
goddamn that was close
>>67666407
sadly I still have a day job that gives me money
maybe if we don't meme text >duke/douk/duchess he can actually do something good
>>67666458
>keuchel
>>67666507
>kike-L
What's everyone doing?
>>67666507
>Kekel
>>67666534
>no strike-L
STOP BUNTING
Awesome job guys, way to give away that out for no reason. This is real baseball.
DIRTY SANCHEZ SIGHTING
>>67666617
...mark sanchez or baseball meme?
Keuchel showing his true colors
>>67666534
dubs confirmed 2 runs off kike - L this inning (or at least charged to his era)
Can we not give the Cy young to memes ??!?
Damn, keuchel straight up got the yips that inning
I wonder how long it'll take for Saladino to get his first walk of the season
josavior pls
oooook
dammit Jose
great
who the fuck was that guy?
nah abreu is still crap
>>67666892
he rustled kikels jimmies earlier, got us back in the game
so is frazier available to pinch hit
>>67666926
he's also left 5 on base
>>67666937
im not saying he's great, im just sayin he did contribute tonight
Here's where the game ends
kek at the dude speaking Spanish to Altuve
>Que paso pinche enano
"What's up you damn midget"
I'm going to have to blame robin, as usual, for the bunting shit
though the offense fucked it up anyway
remember when the sox didn't give up every lead they got?
Garden veggie straws zesty ranch is pretty good desu
fuck off ump, check with the 1st base guy you fucking faggot
Did the Sox use up all of the offense they had for the whole season?
>tfw the sox will hit a walk-off dinger
can someone please fire robin? or kill him or something? I'd really appreciate it
Someone kill me
you guys are nice, what does desu fucking mean
>>67667692
baka desu senpai
>>67667710
thanks
>>67667684
Only if you kill me first.
>>67667734
じゃ、心中しようか?
>>67667734
Kys you lazy fat fuck
>>67667768
fuck off weaboo
eaton you're my only hope
nope, not gonna be fooled. There is no runner on 2nd.
holy shit what
ayyyyyyyyy jax
S T O P
B
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what the fuck was that Houston
wtf was that
nice bunt tho
>leltuve
>>67667908
YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSSSS
SCCOOOOOOHHHRREEE
FUHHHHCKIING
RUUUUUUUUHHRHRHRNNNSSSSS
DEM LATE RUNZ
I'm glad it worked but shit, bunting is fucking retarded if you don't think you can get a hit (or direct run) out of it
God I love this team.
fucking hell that was close
>Eaton
SO FUCKING CLOSE
FUCK
Fuck that looked close
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
avila's been hitting well, high time for a double here
OH SHIT
LETS GO JOSE
abroo here's another fucking chance
don't leave fucking 7 men on base today
free baseball time
God the fucking asstros are shit
I fuckin hate this gutless fucking team
Sox pls
I need this
>extra innings
fugg
FREEEEEEEE BASEBALLLLLL
>>67668058
you're the second best team in baseball you don't need shit fuck you
fucking hell abreu, those pitches were a fucking foot off the plate
fucking hell, why is he so fucking bad, why do pitchers even throw him strikes at all?
thank you based eaton
sox end this game pls
should have had todd pinch hit for abreu, faggot doesn't fucking know what the strike zone is
>>67668039
you guys def have the talent
Ever since that 8th inning in the NLDS though meng...
>>67668196
excuse me,
ALDS g4
meme pitcher time
avi make me believe
This pitcher pitches funny
>>67668225
The reason we're losing is because you keep posting this horribly misnamed image.
lawrie prove canada isn't a shithole
strikeout incoming
>KICK HIS ASS
>>67668344
He's charging up Brett
Goddamn it
>Albers coming up
GG astros. See you tomorrow
canada is a shithole confirmed
>Neshek
Who is this cocky no-name faggot? Put your arms down you fucking meme thrower.
>albers
>>67668418
he's been around for a while
like albers
but better
>>67668434
He's not premier enough to be throwing his arms in the air every time he thinks he threw a strike
>>67668452
no one cares you assblasted faggot
where were the cat like reflexes there?
UMPBALL
Why wasn't that called as interference?
FUCK
SAKE
End on an umpball, fitting.
fucking this ump
doesn't check for check swings and now this shhit
and now fuck
HOLY FUCK WORST NON CALL FUCKING BULLSHIT
faggots
>>67668540
Because ref is blind and it's not reviewable.
AND DIS SHIT BE SOON OVAH
So we collapse now right?
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guise
What happens if he calls that interference? Does the runner get sent back to first or is it an auto out?
I'm assuming auto out
>>67668576
not yet
still have barely played the division
>>67668593
hes out
>>67668593
You would be correct.
>>67668593
Auto out.
False hope
Fuck
maybe eaton will actually hit it out this time
EATON PLS GET A HOMER
Why not pinch hit Fraz for saladino?
[false hope intensifies]
TYBE
FALSE HOPE
AVILA PLS
wew lad all this false hope
BASED EATON
COME ON ALEX
WE /LATERUNS/
can we clone eaton somehow?
I CAN'T TAKE THIS
gg Houston.
N E R V O U S
E
R
V
O
U
S
and losah
sigh...
gg Houston
Back to sucking.
I'd rather the Sox lose by one point as they have several times this week than get destroyed every game.
GG
>>67668800
>point
fuck off faggot
>>67668800
I'd rather get blown the fuck out than trade the lead 50 fucking times every game and wind up with a loss every single time
>>67668811
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=autism
>>67668840
>>67668840
>>67668840
This.
The Rangers messed our bullpen up after that game that we should have won. Fuck everything is spiraling downwards now. Just fuck.
>yfw latos tomorrow
>>67668931
Starting pitcher doesn't matter, the bullpen will fuck it up regardless.
>>67668980
we 2014 now
>only starter to take the L in these 5 losses is Q
>he put together by far the best start in the 5 games
>4 of these last 5 losses the sox scored at least 5 runs
that's just brutal
>>67669011
>>67669035
All the good luck we had in the beginning the season is reversing in the worst way to come back and bite us. All we can do now is pray.
>literally a few feet from winning
Sucks so much. Damn it Eaton why couldn't you just have a little bit more power?
