First for &^ers
Second for celtics
BOSTON
O
S
T
O
N
>>67661267
i changed my mind, i hope the lakers keep their pick and my mom doesn't lose her purse
Fourth for &^ers(vis Los Angeles Lakers
>>67661267
dubs decree 1 and 4 for 76ers
JAMAL MURRAY IS COMING HOME!!!
>>67661267
RAPTORSWINLOL
What time does it start?
Reminder the raptors get either the knicks or nuggets pick, which ever is lower
I can't say who I am but I work with one of the 12 reporters who are watching the lottery process
Once my guy comes out, I'll leak the results
48 bings
>>67661426
47 bings
AND YOUR NUMBER ONE PICK OF THE NBA DRAFT IS...
>>67661461
>>67661455
American time, please
>>67661469
She wants the J
is anjali here
>>67661505
bings = minutes
bongs = hours
>>67661505
8pm eastern
>>67661504
YOU JUST KNOW
dat folded corner
https://youtu.be/bX1kMlG8c7Y
1-4=Lakers #1
5-7=Sixers
8-0=Celtics
>>67661548
>bbc vs lwc
hmmm i wonder who mallory chose
>tfw the guy the Suns want to draft is a 5th or 6th pick so I don't even give a shit if they get a top 3 pick or not
Spoiler: The lottery itself was already completed, Sixers confirmed for #1 pick
Sixers got 1, Lakers stayed at two, Suns got three
Isiah Thomas threw his cereal against the wall
>Celtics get #1 pick
>>67661593
>mutumbos tweet meant anything
>>67661598
*isaiah
>>67661521
>>67661601
white trash...would not fuck
>>67661593
Why are people making this a big deal? He saved it as draft tweet to post it when they won it and accidentally posted it
post yfw the nest don't have a pick because of a trade for kevin garnett's corpse
>>67661607
>he doesn't know how it works
the real lottery happens in a back room way before they go on TV with the envelopes
>>67661621
fuck you slav
Do they go 1-14, or 14-1?
>>67661646
>>67661621
>>67661628
>tfw nets traded the equivalent of the rg3 trade for an almost ded Paul Pierce, an already dead Kevin garnett and Ray Allen to leave and make one of the biggest shots in recent nba history
>>67661624
he was saving it for when it gets shown on TV, bc he knows they already won, but posted it accidentally
>>67661660
14-1
>>67661630
They don't do envelopes
They do balls with one representative per team in the room as they pull then out
>>67661628
>>67661673
>>67661690
I didn't say the real lottery involved envelopes, just the reveal they put on TV. lrn2read
And that means the Bulls have won the number one pick in the 2016 NBA Draft
>post yfw
>>67661602
No Way. Celtics ALWAYS lose the Pingpong bowl.
When is the actual draft
>>67661745
tomorrow
Pretty much guaranteed the Sixers are rigged to win this thing imo
They've lost the last few in a row and the league had to beg the Colangelos to take over the dumpster fire in exchange for something...
>>67661745
happening right now but they do it behind closed doors and then present it at 8
Stream:
https://streamup.com/zback
>>67661745
5pm PT
Feel for what team takes that shitty dragan bender guy lmao
>yfw the &^ers draft another center
>falling for a 7'0 international meme
>>67661665
What a slutty slut whore
>>67661759
>Colangelos
>Good
wew lad
How will LeBron James focus on surviving the peaking Raptors when the future of Ben Simmons is in doubt?
The storylines are palpable
>>67661665
How many Kings players do you think she's fucked
>>67661795
doesn't matter if they're good, they're NBA insiders
>>67661759
not to mention the ad patch
>mfw Lakers in the draft and Raptors cuck the Cavs
R
B
L
>>67661267
>Draft Lottery
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me guys..
>tfw sage Steele has a small wikifeet page
>tfw the 76ers get the 1st and 4th pick
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016-17 Philadelphia 76ers brought to you by StubHub
PG: Simmons
SG: Bender
SF: Noel
PF: Okafor
C: Embiid
>>67661805
>she had her dad pay for her to record shit album with Tyga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSWwiVkMYNM
whole lot of bbc up in there, son
>>67661834
Still struggle to win 10 games
Very weak draft class to be honest family.
>>67661805
all of them
>>67661834
>play 2-3 zone
>block all the threes with their length
mite b cool
Hinkie died so the sixers could have this chance to build a dynasty. They could have 4 first round picks,2 in the top 4, any free agent they over pay for on top of Embiid(he looks like he can play) and fucking Saric on the team next year. And that doesn't even take into account the fact that they could trade players they already have and combine them with draft picks to get a good player.
I am hype.
>>67661834
I honestly don't care where the Sixers end up in the top three if they get the fourth as well
The Laker butthurt will be satisfying enough
>plebs don't think the philly stubhubs are gonna lock down the top pick
>>67661865
it always feels like 95% of players picked outside the top 3 will never do anything in their career
Ben Simmons is Michael Beasley 2.0
prove me wrong
>>67661874
7kt died for our sins
>>67661871
>girls who work out and don't have a little belly
gross
>>67661892
embiid is looking JUICED senpai
it's gonna be good this year
>>67661874
>>67661892
>Hinkie died a faggot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i piss on his grave
What did he mean by this?
>>67661901
too bad his foot is still fucking shit
INGRAM TO BOSTON
I CAN FEEL IT BROS
HES COMING HOME
>>67661892
holy shit
>>67661905
Kek
>>67661912
just being a down to earth guy
>>67661877
Getting a top 2 pick is absolutely essential.
So the Lakers only get a pick if it's top 3???
>>67661912
>when the edibles finally hit you
>>67661950
yep
any lower and riots in LA tonight
>>67661912
By "it" he meant getting an extra chromosome?
Silver is a shit commissioner who is still be carried by the Donald sterling ban
He's done nothing but hurt the league ever since
whats the over/under on LA rigging the lottery?
>>67661962
3rd pick would be a huge disappointment . Top 2 or bust
>mfw Lakers win the powerball
>>67661912
No homo, but Booker is sexy af.
Bros it's been proven magic mushrooms help depression now
Where do I find some
>>67661931
this. we need simmons/ingram
>>67662002
Cow shit early morning
>>67661961
>>67661999
so that's what OCD's gf looks like?
>>67662025
>>67662025
what's this vid?
>>67662022
>>67662002
And the Cows can't be fed salted industry food. It kills the spores.
Cows that just est grass all day are your best bet. Go mushroom picking as the sun peeks over the horizon. They die during the day.
>eating cow shit
lmao /nba/ has dropped to a new low
>>67662069
>not eating cowshit
>>67662081
bruh....
>>67662069
This is literally how white people get their powers.
>tfw they already know
>>67662081
>>67662115
I know the Lakers have been irrelevant for half a decade
Anyone got some Sixers pepes/wojacks? Need to save some on my new computer.
Trust The Process
>>67661333
Seeing as how I'm the one who originally said I want the Lakers to lose their pick, my comment still stands.
Maybe my mom should take better care of her stuff
>>67662139
>mfw it's guaranteed that they won't win another championship in the next year
>tfw 10 years without the Lakers winning it all
Lmao all its good in the world
>>67662115
Yea they don't actually do the lottery on the show they just read the results don't they?
>>67662195
...But they last won a Championship 6 years ago
![12960042_123539614712267_1969263276_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6pgi5uu.jpg "12960042_123539614712267_1969263276_n[1].jpg")
>>67661621
>>67661639
>>67661665
qt dogs
>>67662195
>>67662139
>lelakers have been reduced to making posts about stealing your stars for years
>>67662224
Rigged championships don't count
>>67662081
Looks like chocolate + some peanut butter
>>67662251
You should try some.
Who W/a/rriors here?
Here we go
>>67661267
>>67662224
>Lakers didn't win a championship from 1988-2000
>12 year gap
>Lakers did not win a championship for 12 years but their excellence is so great it still causes so much butthurt
get fucked.
R A P S
>>67662283
You mean who da land?
>>67662283
>weeb
>bandwagoner
lel
You're welcome for your chances at 2 picks in the top 5 philly
>>67662248
So then they last won a Championship 9 years ago. And if that one doesn't count then it's already been over 10 years without a Championship.
Are you just fucking retarded?
Balls don't lie!
Lets get this shit going
>yfw the Celtics get the top pick and another one in the top 10
What the actual fuck
Just draw balls with the teams on them. Holy shit.
141TH FOR LAKERS DROPPING OUT OF THE TOP 3 AND LOSING THEIR PICK
>>67662318
>want to relish in warriors fans salt yesterday
>go to golden state of mind
>there's some brony in the comments that does nothing but spam mlp gifs
>they're all rec'd
Is Misa still around?
>yfw lakers get the 1st pick
who are we supporting bros
what #1 pick has the most meme potential?
>>67662290
>sorry that page doesn't exist!
>Doris Burke will never pull out your balls
So if the draft is done in closed doors why all the representatives and show?
who /don't give a fuck where they pick since their team is already young and based/ here?
612 niggas show yourselves
Are they.. gay?
>>67662361
that would give everyone the same chance
Seriously, just broadcast the actual ping pong ball drawing. You still have PwC on hand to "ensure fairness". The state lottery does it everyday, I'm sure the NBA can broadcast this shit for 1 hour.
>yfw the lelakers aren't in the top 3 and lose their pick after tanking on purpose all season
>no phone for an hour
First world problems
>watching cuckhoop
Where will my good m8 Ben Simmons go lads?
>dem mavs and kings logos
>tfw the bulls get the #1 pick
>>67662359
I'm feeling good about tonight
>>67662389
>Doris Burke will never pull out her balls
Fixt
>>67662391
To give the illusion it's not rigged
It's 804 why haven't they fuckin started
phil jackson better be back from his fucking vacation and getting at least two picks for what he has done this season
>triangle
>rambis
get the fuck outta here
>>67662391
Too boring for TV
>>67662385
Celtics, easily
>>67662385
Leltics for maximum cucking of the Nest and the teams that tanked.
>>67662160
a-anyone? I can't be the only sixers fan here, r-right?
So has the lottery already happened? This process is so convoluted.
>>67662385
76ers, because then we know this shit is rigged
LAKERS #1
BULLS #2
RAPTORS BEAT THE CAVS
>>67662397
If you had different amount of balls for the different teams it would give everyone the same chance?
I will do a backflip off my fucking house if the sixers get picks 1 and 4
>yfw da bulce win dal ottery
>>67662429
An hour ago
>>67662429
The real lottery was already done an hour ago.
>>67662318
>>67662368
tfw ABWs obsession never ends
>>67662432
>best chance of getting 1st pick
>rigged
Try harder
>drafting white men in the top ten
you're just asking for a bust
Mallory edens will be your gf in exchange for your team missing the playoffs for 10 straight years, do you accept?
>>67662429
It's gay. It should be done with all the balls in a huge thing and the drawing should be right there for everyone to see.
>the ping pong balls are being picked RIGHT NOW
This nigga sound retarded lmao
Those fucking teeth
>>67662428
im here, we end up with 4 and to cwangelos take bender
>>67662480
Horse teeth desu
>>67662428
Hey buddy, it's sam
>>67662479
Buddy Hield has really big top jaw.
>>67662447
Wait so what is this? Just a big fucking show when they already know the results? And they want us to believe this isn't fixed?
>>67662476
already have been picked
and if the lakers get #1 they would have two #1 picks in two major sports this year
>>67662457
>sixers
lol yea sure im good gimmie dat minnie pussy
yfw lottery has higher ratings than than the game
>>67662479
he will be making millions, fucking bitches and be physically fit while you shitpost on an indonesian carpet trading website
>>67662482
I hate that rat bastard Jerry
stream where?
>>67662446
wouldn't matter, that front office can't do shit with anything.
>>67662522
I've already made millions
>ywn live with the Hoopers and bully your little brother Kevin Love
>>67662525
Say the magic word
>all this waiting
>>67662437
then you would have to constantly remove balls
they do it using a master list of combinations. The top team gets 250 out of 1000 combos.
>Suns sending a retarded kid to the lottery because it worked for the Cavs
kek
Who else wants to see Simmons become a bust?
>>67662539
Trips
>>67662556
At worst he'll be another Odom/Beasley
>>67662505
Supposedly, yeah. Supposedly(key word) they use a lottery ball machine and draw the numbers in front of a bunch of witnesses and cameras and go "okay, the New York Police Brutalities get this pick and the Oakland Turd Burglars get that one" etc.
You and I both know this draft is rigged for the Lakers. Watch.
>unironically watching cuckhoop
>>67662447
>>67662450
source?
I forgot this was going on
xxxth for the Wolves becoming the new Cavs of lottery luck
>>67662556
Me
Light skins need to be stopped
>>67662566
so, a bust
>>67662579
Literally said on the broadcast
>>67662556
I don't want to see it, but I expect it to happen. He's basically LeBron James (all athleticism, no shooting) but he doesn't have LeBron's godly immunity to injury. One injury to Simmons and he's useless, like Derrick Rose.
Holy shit how long until they start giving us the results some of us aren't in the US and have to be up in the morning fucking hell
I present to you a brand new meme.
It's called Doris Westburke
>Mfw hinkie gets 2 for da phila
>no qts
BOOO
BOOOOOOO
>no Mallory
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF
who &^ers here
>the city of Stein
>yfw the NUGGETS get the 1st pick
>0.0% chance for Raptors
Did she say Timberwoods?
I would eat Heather Cocks' shit straight out of her anus.
>>67662600
soon
Why did some teams send players?
dat WCS
>Zach Leonidas
>the Minnesota Timberwoods
NEED A WEBM OF CAULEY-STEIN
>>67662610
Jason Kidd is almost as much of a qt desu
Jenna a qt
Is this the most atrocious and despicable thing in all of sports?
>rigged outcomes
>hour long special
>not even live
Holy fuck
A retard
based Caullie
BASED BOOKER
>>67662592
probaby lying then. Lottery happened way earlier
>>67662556
Simmons busts at lakers and my dick is diamonds
stop asking questions cunt
OH SHIT THIS IS THE HYPEST 30 MINUTES IN BASKETBALL
Why is Mitch here? Is he trying to create the best reaction image ever?
mfw feminists prolly complained to the NBA about women being "objectified" last couple of lotteries so the NBA only let teams send a coach, GM, or player
>>67661586
Wut guy
KAT is too fucking likable
what happened to all the qt daughter reps
So do all these people know the results already? I can't get my head around this shit.
>That Stalone accent
get the pick
Not surprised she's his friend desu
>Flip's wife gave Towns his wedding ring
;) ;) ;)
nobody fucking cares about his charm
>>67662640
what are you doing there?
Would you give Jenna a cheeky bum?
