NO tinderposting edition ;)
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first for please lend me money
corinthians 4 fml
Euan living on the edge
Night lids
second for old sad gambler going to rome
>>67660845
WTB lids?
Euan.
Should I sell all my valuables to get as big a roll as possible for the upcoming period of betting?
>>67660897
WEW
One more goal in this corinthians second half and I'm officially 35 losses from 43.
Hey lads, Hass loving Euan advice asking guy here.
I've just got back from my tinder date, had a great time. Spoke about betting and shrewdness, she liked it.
We're meeting again later this week.
Just want to say thank you for Hass for his tiddy advice, and thanks to Euan last night who adviced about wearing a polo, worked wonders friendo.
What have I missed, any decent bets, have literally only been on Tempines today.
>on unders
tremoring
>>67660944
Why did you bet unders?
>>67660969
Did you not ask to take her for drinks after?
>>67660969
Well done for overcoming your obvious autism
>>67661009
We both work you degenerate it's a Tuesday night. Had wine anyway.
>>67661017
Talking BIG sense here pal.
>>67660969
Post pic of outfit you wore.
>>67661032
>we both work
Does she know you can bet on your phone in 2016 pmsl
>>67661034
got a new tip up. as gokuson would say, get #ON it
>>67661032
Where do you work, slug?
>>67660969
You sound fucking pathetic. At least make these posts funny.
>>67660944
Wow sorry lid
>>67661091
Proffesional Trader at Coral. We're both in business, no slug.
>>67661097
Just trying to thank the /bet/ community pal, it's an actual nice thing to do than read >>67661080 is it not?
put what was left of my current account on mackers tip. like 1300quid. all i have left now after losing so much. hope it comes in
>>67661097
I find him endearing, he's like /bet/'s little brother
>>67661194
it will. the man's a peru reserves J U D G E
>>67661157
How often do you meet Goffy?
>>67661157
kys
Gonna check out /r/sportsbook. Seems like a warmer community.
>>67661215
Too fucking often, nobody likes him here.
>>67661195
Thanks pal, i'll keep you informed.
Planning on naming our first child Euan.
>>67661271
Did you not get enough (You)s last time you told us this?
>>67661312
>Not calling it Baby4TheWeekend
>mackers
>>67661194
Are you 45678 loses from 45679 bets guy?
>>67661390
Connection problems lid
DOWN INSANE on mackers tip.
>>67661400
Nope, that's me.
Mackers RUINS lines
Pen and red..... mackers so fucking lewd
>>67661276
pmsl post proof
MACKERS
A
C
K
E
R
S
Garcilaso +1.25
The line has gone too far. On this LARGE.
>>67661536
BEGGING for a half win
>>67661536
why
These Peruvians are accurate, two shots, two goals. Tampines should sign some of them ahaha
5th goal disallowed.
still hope for us unders lot
>>67661032
>work
>wine
What are you, a mid-40s middle manager?
>>67661592
>lazy south american rball employees
>>67661595
fuck
>>67661441
Just ask anyone, he's the butt of all jokes. Everyone knows about /bet/.
>>67661605
A mature adult.
>>67661622
>m'ature
>>67661536
Forgot to turn on proxy, Albania?
>>67661622
no one knows about /bet/ you retard, traders are scared of 4chan cause of the reputation as hackers
>>67661622
>lying on the internet
>>67661686
Nick Goff here, your post made me actually laugh out loud. Cheers.
>>67661713
delete this
>>67661713
>impersonating me
>>67661713
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEE PATIO DANGER MASSIVE
>>67661734
love seeing bt memes get the attention they deserve tbqh
>>67661754
HARD DRIVE SEIZED
Has nobody invented a Goff Tweet Generator? Would be the most +EV use of time
very very important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241365
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241365
tfw shitty unders bet might actually come in
>>67661844
/bet/ night out obviously, would have picked Raj otherwise
>>67661848
Feels good
>>67661875
>/bet/ night out
Who gets to come?
Is Albania going?
>>67661899
Everyone except juveguy is welcome.
>>67661899
frog is doing the food.
>>67661917
>vegan
VERY -ev
>>67661917
>veggie shit
Ill be ordering a kebbaby
penalty, cannot win a bet
Lids are there any major bets in the works or can i start tinder posting?
>mackers
jesus christ
corinthians 5 such gay shit
fuck
>mackers
+1.25 so shrewd. Thanks whoever posted it in the last thread!
>Dackers
>>67661968
Tinder.
>>67661968
Go ahead
aaaaan there's the fifth goal now standing at 35 losses from last 43 bets. see you lads tomorrow, if I haven't killed myself
>>67661058
Slackers
Thanks to whoever tipped Rio Preto women!
>tfw match with a qt on tinder and you start imagining your life together
>>67662006
Can I have your accounts before you an hero?:
over6.5 is the bet
Gonna chase with Santa Fe -1AH, life changing sums. Santa Fe will have their best squad and Parana are shite
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241425
>>67662027
Funny thing is, before I went on this HORRIFIC run. I wasn't actually doing too bad at all. Don't have a 365/paddy/coral/laddys/betfred but if I do an hero (which will 100% happen if my roll goes) then anyone on /bet/ is welcome to whatever accounts I've got.
/bet/ is definitely more northern. and not london at all.
/bet/ are we going with cleveland -11 hosting the raptors?
>>67662029
>>67662029
on it
>>67662064
Did a quick poll the other day and majority are southerners
>>67662045
a m s t e r d a m
>>67662064
Not what the poll says lid
>>67662070
-11 raptors + money line raptors
i am on large and medium
>>67662045
Put down at some event (can't think what) in case its awkward but Glasgae is a very close second
>>67662064
what are you lads still doing up? dont you work tomorrow?
>>67662099
/bet/ is work
>>67662099
Probably have an afternoon shift down the mines
>>67662064
fuck off you northern cant
>>67662045
Manchester
>>67662099
I just sit at home all day betting and shitposting on here.
I charge for tips as well.
Pretty cosy, make around 40 a year mostly tax free. Eat a lot of dominos too.
>>67662122
didn't thatcher close those down?
>>67662085
Do you mean plus 11?
Three betting companies -- Intralot, Eurobet and Goldbet -- all noted large sums of money being placed on accumulator bets that involved one Frosinone player being sent off and Napoli winning the game.
Frosinone midfielder Mirko Gori was shown a red card after just 13 minutes of the game for kicking the ball against Napoli's Lorenzo Insigne as he lay on the ground after a foul.
With Napoli needing to win to finish second and Frosinone already relegated, a victory for the Azzurri -- which would have completed the accumulators -- at that stage was already extremely likely.
Napoli won the game 4-0 thanks to a Gonzalo Higuain hat trick.
According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, bets on Frosinone being given a red card were suspended before kick-off due to the unusual activity, which has been passed on to an office set up in the wake of previous match-fixing scandals to oversee a correct betting system.
The Journalistic Agency for Gaming (AGIMEG) reports that since betting on the red card for Frosinone was suspended due to the unusual activity, no winnings have yet been paid out until an investigation by the authorities is completed.
>>67662158
t-thanks for the tip
>>67662131
That would fall under >The North
>>67662045
I'm not going to London pmsl
>>67662143
idk pal. Check her insta/FB
STILL no new matches for me. Feel like the guy who cant stop losing.
>>67662197
think somewhere like Manchester is good cause you dont have to go too far plus it isnt too far for Londoners to travel too
>>67662197
;)
Got my second date in a few days, keep trying pal.
>>67662197
If I said i'd donate 100 quid to cancer research would you shave your perm off?
>>67662212
Birmingham a more central point tbfqh
>>67662197
I'm running out of matches tbqhwy euan, not sure how much longer i can keep the tinderposting going on my own
>>67662197
>implying >we would go anywhere north of nottingham
i feel like i'd catch poverty being that far up
>>67662212
>Not having the /bet/ meetup in London so I can take you all out for haircuts
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67662244
Fuck off
Midlands. Nottingham.
Nottingham could work.
London has clearly won the poll, sorry northern monkeys you'll have to win a pixel punt to pay for the train
>>67662268
>shottingham
>>67662252
Notts would be great to be /outshagging/ tbf
>>67662268
Original /bet/ meetup was supposed to be in nottingham at the weatherspoons
>>67662244
>Not having it in London so we can take hass to immigration
>>67662268
my nan lives there and she'd probably let some people stay over and prelash there if i said they were my friends
I have it sorted. I've booked us a booth in Kokomo for the 11th
>>67662284
world
>>67662276
Stayed a few days there at friends uni acomm, top class slags tbqh boys. Filthy as well. One asked me to put my finger up her ass. Declined
>>67662045
Vegas desu
>>67662143
Lol dog
>>67662312
would be up for this
>>67662252
>>67662268
not Nottingham, I know too many people there.
Birmingham would be fine though.
>>67662295
Think the word you're looking for is FAT
>>67662304
>ass
>not arse.
puked up a little
>>67662327
>black/paki capital
nope
/bet/ meetup would be WORLD
>tears
>nibs
>>67662339
Please eat more nutritious food and take down your Nick Goff poster.
Wouldn't a meet up be really awkward
There's bound to be a least 1 or 2 actual real life autist that ruin everything.i don't mean to root my own horn but I'm pretty cool irl and wouldn't want to hang out with a bunch of nerds
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
http://www.strawpoll.me/10241512
>>67662268
We could go hotters and look at the slags
I'd go to a meetup if everyone didn't just spout /bet/ memes and ask for tips the entire time. Like has to be void of 4chan. Sports an general betting chat is allowed.
>>67662358
SP would turn up unannounced
>>67662080
This. Half of us can smoke weed and chat up dutch qts, half can go shag prozzies, then we'll all go break Douwe Bob's legs
>>67662378
You know someone would say "implying" or "senpai" and it would ruin everything
>>67662339
Please hit the bricks
>>67662375
>more proof that niggers aren't shrewd
>>67662345
The memespouting will be so so autistic
I mean it's fine when I do it irl cause I can claim it's my gimmick, but imagine a swarm of limp wristed lefties squeaking 'tears' and '-ev' when asking for drink prices
>>67662378
>someone chatting up a fitty
>someone walks up beside them and shouts "PMSL"
>>67662344
Need Hass to feel comfortable desu
>>67662414
Y-you don't say this stuff irl do you? Big big sense is fine. But tears and pmsl is a no no.
>>67662414
>implying you arent a limp wristed lefty
i know you mate
MACKERS
>>67662414
Can only type in memes on here but can't say I've ever used one irl
>>67662413
Retract your statement good sir.
>>67662414
>I mean it's fine when I do it irl cause I can claim it's my gimmick, but imagine a swarm of limp wristed lefties squeaking 'tears' and '-ev' when asking for drink prices
wait, you guys dont actually use /bet/ memes and terminology irl do you?
>>67662433
Around blacks never relax
>>67662439
memespouting in the right doses can do wonders for your social life lid
>>67662455
Pmsl I've voted Tory in the past
>2 pakis
show yourself
>>67662158
>http://tugashow.com/video/x4ainj3
Did he do it /bet/? Looks guilty as fuck to me
>>67662470
>>67662439
I use tears, world, shrewd, pmsl.
people seem to like it.
She was American
>>67662483
How long have you posted in /bet/ for?
I don't really use bet that much
Why is everyone sucking this trips dick so much
>>67662483
I'm the other paki wag1 desu
>>67662493
Big big sense has come into my vocabulary now. Tears slowly coming into it.
>when hass' boys move into the thread
It'd be awkward when we all turn up to realise everyone except euan is a paki
Official Thread Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBdLsNNT064
>>67662509
Because he has a £50 haircut
>>67662509
He posts shrewd tips.
>>67662509
>>67662524
I am confused cause this might be a different Hass to the old Hass.
>>67662541
I'm not posted here any more desu
>>67662489
Not even a red desu
>>67662526
>implying I'm going to stay in a pub when a bunch of pakis come in
>>67662510
gambling is haram desu
>>67662508
Regularly since December, before I'd sporadically visit
>>67662483
who did you/would you have voted for london mayor?
Any updates on Rossy? He is barely mentioned anymore.
Did he give up gambling?
>>67662550
>different Hass to the old Hass
Why do you think that? What was the old hass like
>>67662546
And... mine was 65
O
MACKERS
G
>>67662558
None of the pakis I know are even muslim pmsl
So much post WC /bet/ disgusting
>>67662544
tune
>>67662571
Retired to Marmaris. Bought his own resort.
Though he does pop up in the markets on those odd rainy days. ;)
>>67662563
Would have voted Sadiq Khan no question. Goldsmith is a moron and Sadiq is a great example of someone who's acheived social mobility
Who's the best dark horse for the Euros
Thinking of wacking a 50 on Czech Republic
>>67662636
couldn't bring myself to vote labour tbqh.
Official Night Rball Punt:
Bragantino SW @ 2.87
PMSL 365 didn't close the market for Cesar win during the penalty
Hopped on SW @3.10 :-)
>>67662577
Similar personality but the details dont quite match. I am a little perplexed by what is going on here.
>>67662643
Austria lad. Good team. Alaba/Fuchs/Arnautovic. Outside outside = Iceland.
>>67662709
Am I being rumbled
what doesn't match?
>14 pakis
surely not. actually feel ill right now.
>>67661058
Mack Daddy
>the paki vote
I am PMSL
>>67662643
Austria or Poland.
>>67662738
How did you find /bet/ if you weren't here in the earlier days?
>>67662756
>>67662768
No wonder you all struggle with Tinder ffs
>>67662810
>find /bet/
literally on the front page of /sp/ everyday
>>67662756
Welcome to modern britain
>>67662643
Northern Ireland
>>67662738
Just some little personal details about yourself, it is possible there was another Hass, long ago.
Hass, after how many dates should we fuck?
>>67662810
See >>67662832
>>67662823
>mfw I've been home from uni for less than 2 hours and already have 4 matches
>>67662555
>implying we're not going to clear out to the local mosque when a permed-up Scot turns up
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10241623
Adjusted for American posters only
>>67662900
You're not a full Calzaghe
>>67662716 >>67662801
I was thinking of Croatia
Don't know why i said Czech, Croatia have a decent squad
>>67662375
pmsl
>>67662946
>8 votes
>5 black
>only 2 american posters
>>67662894
Depends on the girl lid and your age I guess
>>67662950
???
>>67662946
I voted black
>>67662964
Posted it already and jani banned me for 3 days pmsl
>>67662946
>land of the cucks
>>67663126
pmsl
Pakis and Blacks?
I can understand pakis but surely blacks don't bet? They can't understand anything past scratch cards and lotto tickets.
on LARGE bragantino O0.5
>>67663240
not clever
Anybody bet on the apehoop draft lottery or am I the only one?
>>67663216
are you gay?
>>67662964
I got asked out to a dance by a girl with a snaggletooth in high school. I told her that I would think about it over the weekend and never talked to her again
>>67663227
Okay lad, i'll hold off on 3rd date till a weekend, then invite her round.
>>67663281
For you maybe, depends if you're good looking. What's gay about what I said by the way?
>>67663301
talk about betting, you can't lose.
>>67663301
What a deliciously autistic post
>>67663334
>>67663301
>he doesn't memorise copypasta from /b/
>>67663353
Where did French girl go?
>>67663362
what did you just say about me, you little bitch?
>>67663301
>>67663362
The backpacking story. Is it pasta? I can't remember where I saw it. Someone must know it
surely not actually that many pakis in here? hass?
TOR RAPTORS +11.5 and SW
Official night basketball bet.
>>67663431
At least she won't get 4 GCSE'S like some retard the other day
>>67663410
The one with the videotape?
>>67663429
I don't like it.
Nah there's probably only one or two others
>>67663490
nah she is gonna get like 7 or 8 A*s smart as fuck desu
>>67663490
Fuck off i'm still here
>>67663527
PMSL
Have you told her you have been to uni?
>>67663564
>am i the only shrewd black guy?
Just how many of you non-whites are in /bet/, I think you're all the ones stealing tips for yourselves.
>>67663574
nah
>>67663565
Fug, sorry about that my man.
Do your parents know you drink, bet and fuck?
>>67663564
That surprised me desu, expected more
But then again black 4channers are a rarity
>>67663605
yes, no- well, yes, but not to the extend that I do, yes.
>>67663506
Doesn't ring a bell
>>67663605
Hope so. I'm 32.
>>67663605
Yes
No
Yes
>>67663605
I only do 2 of those.
>>67663550
Lmao that's cute lad.
>>67663613
Feeling special tbqh. Should get a trip.
>>67663657
They're ok with that?
>>67663605
y/n/y
>>67663697
Ofc not. His parents think he's at the Mosque.
>>67663676
>wogabet
>>67663605
I dont drink that much anymore, my dad knows I bet and fuck.
Janis are going to have a fucking field day with this, unironically the best thread all day because i've not lost any money in it.
Seem to remember there being a trip was it 'coralfag' or something like that. Remember him saying he was black on a few occasions. Wonder what happened to him.
Why don't you all go to bed
>>67663697
I'm still a good boy desu
>>67663632
Mount Tibidabo?
pmsl state of /bet/ all these 20 year old virgins who can't tell their mum about the supreme value
>>67663729
This right here, do it.
wtfb wogabet?
