P.E. thread?
>tfw i used to get harassed in the changing rooms for having large man boobs
> tfw we did cross country and the fit guys would overlap my fat ass
>tfw the one time you weren't put in goal while playing football nobody would pass to you
>tfw you had bantz with the guys and pantsed the nerds and fat people
Good times
>that kid who got pubes way before everyone else
>that one kid that peed with his pants down
>that kid who was scared to towel change on swim day so he went in the bathroom
>In the locker room
>some skinny jeans wearing skater faggot decided to pants me because he thought it was funny
>put him in a headlock and make him cry
>kept apologizing every time he saw me after
Not a bad guy, gotta make sure you assert authority
>>67660807
>not mastering the art of changing without revealing your man boobs or junk
>guy in my class had preteen-boobs
>teacher proposes trip to a sea museum + the beach
>he says he can't go
>he makes it look as if his parents didn't let him go to the beach alone (due to drowning/whatever)
>we all know it's because he doesn't want us to see his disgusting man-tits
>he is big
>he bullies people
>one day, during his bullying, someone calls him off on his man-tits
>never bullies anyone again
>GETS SURGERY ON HIS TITS
>SAYS THAT HE HAD SURGERY ON HIS SHOULDER
>EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS HIS TITS THAT WENT OFF
>GETS MOCKED FURTHER
Good times.
>>67660807
That was me. Looking back I dont know what I was scared of.
>tfw all the black kids worshipped me because I routinely broke people ankles on kickoff returns in football
>tfw went against my dads wishes and played tennis in high school instead of football
I should have just played football, I was the captain of the tennis team though
>>67660942
>>67660582
>joking about a serious body issue
>fat shaming
i want /pol/ to leave
I liked PE.
I mean, I was (still am) an out of shape fuckboy and it would tire the hell out of me, but it was fun, after a bit of warm up we would always play football/basketball/volleyball/prisonball.
Also we had a cool teacher that liked effort more than results, so when I was so visibly out of stamina that my face would turn purple, she let me hang back to chat with the girls, which I liked even more, and she didn't begrudge me coincidentially forgetting my equipment and having to skip when it was my gf's turn to have her "period".
>>67660909
How's your junior year going?
>gym teacher wants us to play volleyball
>everyone hates volleyball
>one kid takes the volleyball and kicks it up into the ceiling
>teacher makes him sit down on the sideline
>next kid picks the ball up and does the exact same thing
>teacher makes him sit on the sideline
>in rapid succession every kid picks the ball up and boots it towards the ceiling and gets sat down on the sideline over and over
>at the end of the class its 20 kids sitting on the ground and 3 kids actually playing volleyball
we never played volleyball again
>>67661024
Volleyball is an underrated team sport desu. Lot of tactics involved but still accessible enough for most people
>tfw dodgeball games were free license for you to be excessively violent with impunity
>tfw that one GOAT day when the teacher let us play dodgeball using kickballs (and kicking the ball was also allowed)
The soccer kids had fun that day
>>67661012
I fucking wish I'm 25 that shit happened over a decade ago.
I used to have a short temper. My go to move was headlock
>>67660991
fat people should be shamed at every opportunity
>>67661060
I actually like volleyball because it was the only sport I was good at it. I was one of the few kids who didn't punt the ball, but that memory has always stuck with me for how funny it was to see the whole class basically get kicked out by the teacher.
>that day that those two seniors got caught fucking in the showers
wew la.
>>67661167
The fuck, america of all places has mixed showers?
>>67661191
Nobody showers after pe anymore. The only thing our showers were used for was rinsing off after swimming.
>absolutely demolished some girl while playing a handball/soccer hybrid
Hit her at full speed and headfirst into a wall. It was great, best part was she was 10 feet further back when I looked over to see where she was.
>We get to use the school gym for a lesson
>the muscular jock asks me to spot him
>>67661191
No, of course they are segregated. Americans and amusingly puritanical, given how oversexualized our pop-culture is and that it's a relatively progressive first-world country.
But teenagers are going to be teenagers and shit like that is wont to happen.
>that stubble manlet teen
oftentimes also this one:
>>67660685
>>67661024
the fuck? everyone loved volleyball at my school
>>67662562
Only good part was being able to make eye contact whilst standing in front of qts for most of the game
That day when it is 0C and windy and you happen to forget your jumper,
>everyone hated me and thought I was a nerd
>I was that one cunt in dodgeball games who would camp at the back, survive until I'm the only one left and then single-handedly win back the game by using sick dodging skills and catching balls
The only time people in my class ever liked me. Happened quite a few times too.
>>67662912
In primary school one teacher had a small half deflated ball reserved for people like you.
If he saw that kids weren't participating enough he would belt it at them and if they got hit they'd have to sit out.
>>67662912
>The only time people in my class ever liked me.
i have some bad news for you
>>67663137
It's a legitimate fucking tactic and it saved my team's sorry ass on multiple occasions
You don't need everyone on the offence at all times, there's no point.
>>67662912
biggest faggot in class every one
>>67660685
>that one guy with nipplehairs
>>67660991
>shame shaming
Real progressive you fucking animal.
>>67666672
>clips4lyfe
JUST
>sweat like a motherfucker the summer after 6th grade
>boxers get drenched, body odor is out of control
>can't play basketball at breaks or lunch because it stinks so bad
>at pe, only kid that had to take showers
>other guys will whistle at me, one guy slapped my ass while I was turned around and the whole locker room started laughing
>you were that quiet kid who was good at every sport
>>67666744
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>>67666744
Shit man, I would have loved to have been homoerotically teased. Consider yourself lucky.
>that one kid on the autismo spectrum who would go full nude in the locker room while everyone else covered themselves with a towel while changing
>mfw my friend literally broke a girls ankle playing basketball in P.E.
> gym teacher goes into the hospital for a week
> hot 22 year old assistant soccer coach gets put in charge of our PE class
> spend the last two classes sucking him off in the office
good times, la
>that fatty that changed in the stalls
>walked when we were supposed to run around the track
>everyone holding him down and dousing him in axe spray in the locker room
>school 'banned' dodgeball in my senior year of highschoool
>only got to play it on the last day of gym class
I love dodgeball, I need to play more.
>in locker
>classmate gets changed and takes off all of his clothes
>dude has a penis so small it ain't even funny
>start bullying him in Latin and he gets flustered and shit
Patrick you hella gay fyi
>>67661024
Played soccer all my life and when we played volleyball people would get pissed when I couldn't reach the ball with my hands so is kick it back over the net saying it's cheating. Git gud.
>>67667055
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>>67660582
>mfw it's soccer time
>look into my friends eyes
>it's time to rape
>nutmeg and goals everywhere
good times
