Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Carrick, Rooney, Mata, Lingard, Martial, Rashford.
Subs: Romero, Varela, Jones, A. Pereira, Herrera, Young, Memphis
Bournemouth: Federici, Francis, Elphick, Cook, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Pugh, King, Wilson
Subs: Holmes, Jordan, O'Kane, Gradel, Grabban, Afobe
>de LVG
>van laal
Why not just use the other thread you autist?
>>67654521
>using a thread made by the algerian man city bandwagoner
>>67654521
I am on 2 threads.
Cup of cha, rollie.
Apple tart cooling.
Rainy humid evening.
>>67654507
no clue why we've gone full strength with the cup final in 4 days
LVG is such a fucking goon
>six subs
>eddie meme's injury machine
>>67654549
Where is Scnhiderlin? Does LVG hate him?
>>67654549
Going for the 19-0 la'
>mfw Martial injured
Also I'm actually at OT right now lads. Empty as fuck be lucky to pull 40k in attendance
>>67654549
>this is full strength united in 2016
yikes
>>67654567
No, injured
LvG likes him, but he's terrible at passing. A rock defensively, tho
>>67654560
seems like the official twitter fucked up, stanislas is supposed to be on the bench too
>>67654591
yeah seems like it, what do you expect with a late midweek game
Can Man Utd get CL football next season?
>>67654646
Definitely not with LVG in charge
>>67654646
yes they only need to score 19 goals
>>67654603
Saint Lucia!
>>67654691
This season has been miraculous. Surely there can be one more miracle..
most pointless game ever. should have given it a 3-0 win to bournemouth
>de gay
>>67654481
oh hey you didn't get bombed or kidnapped
>>67654812
fake bombs can't explode m8
>>67654790
>should have given it a 3-0 win to bournemouth
inb4 this actually happens anyway
>>67654866
It won't happen, because unlike LVG, Bournemouth have some goddamn shame and are playing several reserves.
Was it actually a dummy bomb or are they saying it was because it creates less panic?
this game is gonna be shit lads so it's down to each and every one of us to make it a fun experience. Get your banter hats on
>>67654920
That's a strong Bournemouth line-up,
>le droppy australian keeper
aside
Van Gaal is putting out a full strength team because he's desperate to not finish below Koeman
>>67654956
How did Holland have an era of goat coaches and ever since they've been shit
>>67654956
Kek, their rivalry has been interesting.
If no LvG next season I hope Mou comes in for Poop v Mou
Who \abu master race / here?
>>67654941
I do find it strange that they needed to do a controlled explosion on a 'fake' bomb
>>67655050
they just exploded a fake bomb just in case it was real
>>67655071
And blowing up things is always fun.
>yfw rooney scores a double hattrick to break the record
This thread is fucking dead where is everyone?
>>67655134
At the game haha.
>>67655134
Banned :'(
>>67655134
blown up by "fake" bomb
>>67655134
I don't think anyone but utd/bournemouth (if there are any on /sp/) fans really care
of course if we concede this thread will be flooded
Who /Tigers/ here?
>>67654621
>that shit tier excuse
>>67655176
Get the bunker ready Ellie, I got a bad feeling about this one
Fergie is in Belfast drinking with James Nesbitt.
LADS
>>67655248
hopefully it's the last of the season
Any good streams, lads?
>>67655342
Yeah mate loads.
>>67655213
>late midweek
>arranged on short notice
>uniteds shit-tier football
I'll be surprised if there's 50k today
>>67655342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPpGp_J3z2A
>>67655403
You forgot to add shite fans as a reason
>>67655385
Cheers brother.
>>67655453
Okay Mr ABU whatever you say
If van lel fucks this up, will he finally get sacked?
>>67655453
Woops
>shite fans
>>67655482
No not till after the FA Cup final.
>>67655342
theres one a about half a mile away
fun to walk down if it freezes over in winter
>>67655482
He should be sacked regardless. We'll see what happens after the FA Cup final.
Being reported that 3 MUFC mascots painted blue as part of promotion of club's partner 20th Century Fox's new X-Men movie. (@SamWallaceTel)
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WHAT A FUCKING SHITSTAIN JOKE OF A CLUB
no explosions today
>>67655518
Please retire Carrick you cunte
>>67655532
calm down la
>>67655478
You now remember Utd fans leaving old Trafford after Yaya scored a late winner against Newcastle before the Utd Swansea game in 2012
>>67655532
UCD
C
D
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/corporate/partners
TLF
L
F
what is this match about, homie?
aint the EPL da fuck done?
>>67655656
stop living under a rock, Hans
>>67655652
there is no reason for that
So who wouldn't you mind seeing leave in the summer lads?
20 GOALS 20 GOALS MAN UTD
20 GOALS 20 GOALS I SAY
20 GOALS 20 GOALS MAN UTD
GETTING TOP 4 BY TODAY
20-0 lads, bet on it
>>67655692
Rooney, Carrick, Young, Valencia, Jones, Schiwnestiger, all double-barrelled negroes and Spanish speaking freeloaders.
>>67655627
De gea or mou?
I'm not a Man U supporter but this is why Man U are a club I still like, and why Man City are a plastic soulless club that I despise.
Six of this starting line-up are English. In a City lineup you sometimes only have ONE Englishman (Hart), sometimes two (Sterling too) and very rarely three (Delph)
City are the most odious cancerous shitstain on English football and I wish them a long and painful death.
>Win the best defensive organization
I HATE YOU LOUIS
>>67655758
>I'm not a Man U supporter but this is why Man U are a club I still like
what bullshit is this
doesn't everyone hate that club and their arrogant bandwagoners
>>67655758
ever considered that yernited is so shit exactly cause they have so many englanders?
>>67655716
How much would psv pay us to give Memphis back?
>>67655786
Nobody cares about Utd
WE'RE PLAYING FOR THE GOLDEN GLOVE
BIG TIME
I
G
T
I
M
E
Someone should tell van gaal that tin england teams level on points are seperated by goal difference not possession stats
Why the FUCK is LVG playing a full strength team for a meaningless match?
>>67655786
He's a man u fan, all non man u fans hate them
>>67655692
Rojo, Rooney, Jones, Mata, one of Carrick/Schweinsteiger (probably leaning towards Carrick, Schweini still has 2/3 years in him I reckon).
will >we get a sticky if >we win the golden glove?
Mou and Ibrahimovic will at least be entertaining next season.
I hope Jose has the balls to tell Rooney to fuck off after Wayne has another shitty international tournament on the back of 3 solid years of bad, and sometimes horrendous, club form.
>>67655692
van gaal, woodward
>>67655851
jump off a cliff
>>67655828
He needs to reach 65 points or his contact gets nulled
>>67655827
If only it was h2h
>>67655828
MATCH REETUMM
>>67655851
I think jose's a fan of rooney, he was trying so hard to get him when rooney was threatening to leave under moyes.
honestly I don't think we should sell a shit load of players, I think we'd need to see these players under a manager who isn't a complete donkey.
>>67655786
Manchester United garners the respect of rival fans and neutrals like no other club in England.
>>67655692
Priority
Rooney
Rojo
Red hot
Jones
Fellaini
Lingard
50/50
Herrera
>>67655877
Why?
Why the first team lads?
Blatantly PR for capeshit.
Smh teebee'Onest
Are we the least weeb fanbase lads?
I was really looking forward to Pereira starting desu lads
Everyone says LVG is great with youth yet our best youth player Pereira's getting completely ignored.
MARKETING HAS GONE TOO FAR
FUCKING HELL
>>67654521
we dem moyes boys, faggot
>kid painted up like Mystique
why?
>>67656024
Literally dying children a colour to promote a shite film
this marketing shambles better pay for LVGs severance
Wish that LvG would give Depay, Janujaz and/or Pereira a chance.
This game means fuck all and we need to rest players for the final..
>>67656024
>marketinchester united suprised they sold out again
>Doesn't start Rojo
>Lingard RW, Mata AM
What is loui playing at? Why did he do such stupid shit all seaosn and then now in a meaningless match play the right team (bar rooney in CM)
>>67655786
No, only frustrated manchildren
>>67655789
Soul is more important than meme results my friend
>>67656141
Fuck this shit lads fierce with Steve backshall is on ITV right now
>>67656123
He's an arrogant cunt handicapping the team throughout the season.
>the city of Emptychester
>not winning 1-0 yet
it's not happening is it
What a comfy evening.
>>67656141
You sold that around 1997
Empty
>>67656202
B-but muh emptyhad
why don't close a tier of the stands and bring everyone close to the pitch instead of empty seats pitchside and people sat at the very top of the stands like muppetts
What team has the biggest support on /sp/ after Arselel?
Mememouth make every match they play in feel like a league 1 match, wish they'd fuck off
>>67656209
feels like a pre-season friendly desu
>>67656246
United, followed by Liverpool and Chelsea
>>67656246
Manchester City
>>67656242
I included that in my greentext
>>67656246
Leicester has the most fans, Arse are second
>>67656246
Whoever plays against United.
>>67656246
Uefalona? Liverpool?
I still rate LVG.
>all these empty seats
All those empty seats
So much for loyal fans
>>67656246
Real Madrid. In the English Epl it is Liverpool or Man U
Anyone else noticed rooney just forgets for long periods of the match that he's a CM now and play AM for literally no reason which basically fucks up the shape of the team and leave the other CM alone to get shit on
>>67656246
Liverpool obviously.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67548587/
>>67656316
Madrid game threads are dead unless it's a big one.
>>67656307
lmao aren't you the City autist?
>Peter Schmeichel: Manchester United "have bored me to death"
What did he mean by this?
>>67656309
>All those empty seats
Going be like that at every home game for West Ham next season 2bh
>be a one man team
>the man is the goalkeeper
>>67656354
DELETE THIS
>>67656354
He is a bias ex City player
>>67656246
I'd say Bayern, nearly every german supports them with a few supporting dortmund who actually support bayern (source that GOATZE trip from a couple of years ago)
>>67656246
>after ArseAnal
We all support the foxes you fucking autists. Kys and go back to your containment thread
>It's a Peter Schmeichel gets bullied episode
>blinds corners
every time
>2 more points than Moyes disaster
should they have stayed the course, bros?
>>67656354
ayy
Was Smalling taking corners earlier this season?
Did another evacuation happen?? Where are all the manure fans?
>>67656389
not really
German /sp/ consists of 40% Bayern customers, 40% Dortmund shareholders and 20% other supporters
>>67656438
they all flew back to their home countries
>>67656438
Almost as empty as the Etihad!
>>67656355
With our 52,000 season tickets sold
don't think so
>>67656438
Just like you evacuated the City-Madrid thread
>>67656438
the fake fans were killed by a fake bomb
>Pep - Mou Manchester derby next season
My body is ready lads.
>>67656438
RING
RING
>>67656514
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CALLING
>>67656453
no wya theres that many dirtmund frauds, the liverpool thread hardly had one while every bayern threa dis always populated with germans
>20% other
complete bald faced lie there's only a few quirky posters
>>67656507
Delusional if you think its happening
Switch to Hull v Derby lads
It's way better, Derby 1-0 so game on
>all those Chinese ads on the sidelines
did they set them up for all those Chinese cartoons fans?
Lets just pretend that Rooney is a midfielder now because as a forward he's not even PL level. Can't run or beat a man even though he's only 30. And even though he doesn't have the nuance or intelligence to play as a midfielder and even though he gets in his teammates' way and has no idea of his own position let's pretend that he's good because 1 out of 10 of his floaty passes makes it to Antonio Valencia.
>80% possession
we're practically in the top 4 already
>>67656544
If Van Laal loses the FA Cup it's definitely happening.
Do you think martial is getting sick of these cross field hoofs?
>>67656544
Of course it is.
>>67656544
Guardiola used to be Lang Baal's player in Barcelona, though
it will be quite comfy either way
Someone post the 'age of Rooney' pasta.
How many goals more do they need for Champions League, before the start of game it was 19
>>67656558
Bants
>>67656569
He sick of that shit team, if Inwas him I would leave divided with De gay
>Watching this when Valkyria's remaster came out today
>hoof the ball
>valencia takes it down
>passes it back to lingard
>lingard passes it back to carrick
>carrick passes it back to smalling
>smalling passes it back to de gea
PROGRESS
R
O
G
R
E
S
S
Turned it off 2 minutes in
By how many goals are man jew winning against 16th placed bournemouth??
>>67656558
>Januzaj
One of the few lads in this post-Fergie MU who actually had guts to try something unusual, even if it was ending with being dispossessed most of the time.
>>67656648
>I would leave divided with De gay
Stick to kebab language m8
>>67656708
Meet me outside piccadilly in 15
![england-xi-fe66ede0d660106d4aa5242f96b9d317[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/murSwXg.jpg "england-xi-fe66ede0d660106d4aa5242f96b9d317[1].jpg")
Your Euro 2016 winners
>Ronney playing frequently in midfield
>pundits think they're contributing by saying he shouldn't start up front for England
Why are our pundits so shit?
>>67656698
What's bad about passing to your best passer as often as possible?
![2dd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/90ALrNh.jpg "2dd[1].jpg")
>tfw this is unirionically the last epl game
fuck i take it for granted now i feel empty
>>67656736
sorr m8 I'm in Cheshire right now
>>67654346
>>67654346
>>67654346
>>67654346
0-2 DERBY
0-2 DERBY
IT'S HAPPENING GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>67656750
>no Rooney
I love this but we all know he will be shoehorned in the team, that egomaniacal ass.
20 mins of wow, it's nothing. again
>>67656763
gib back the plane
>>67656533
many Germans posting in a Bayern thread doesn't mean that they are all supporters, m8 (there are as many Bayern supporters as Bayern fans)
besides, a high percentage of German posters are matchday tourists thus they always stop posting as soon as their team doesn't win (like Dortmund fans did on that day against Liverpool)
come to /bundes/ on a regular matchday and see for yourself
Why was Van Persie sold again?
Don't want to waste a captcha so i'm posting this
>>67656691
Already played it on pc when it came out.
>>67656750
What will actually happen:
Forster > Hart
Dier > Henderson
Drinkwater > Milner
Vardy > Rooney
The team aren't even up for it. 19 isn't possible but at least attack aggressively and give it your all like it was possible. Van Laal is so shit at managing
>>67656819
old and shit
>>67656815
stfu indon
You have 250 million to improve the squad who do you buy?
>>67656818
I've been to multiple bundi over the years
>>67656878
Thomas Tuchel
>>67656544
He's failed to qualify for the champions league. He has to get sacked.
>>67656878
250m for pogba
Abandon this shit game, Derby have clawed back a 3-0 deficit to 3-2 with a second half left to play, this gon be good lads and I'm a united fan
muh posesion
>>67656878
Half a Robben
>>67656809
Rooney has been shit. I'm not sure he's an egomaniac though. He seems like quite a humble bloke actually
>>67656878
Mahrez 70m
Griezmann 80m
Pogba 100m
Ibra free
>>67656727
Tell that to my phone auto-correct
>>67656946
this desu
>>67656839
I assume it's Djibril Cisse in the gif, since that useless bag used up tampons named Pa-piss never came any close to a strike like this over the last two or three years.
>>67656878
Ibra on a free
Varane or Marquinhos
Griezman
Mahrez
Pogba
Kane
Someone to replace Carrick
>>67656946
this
see ya lads
goodbye 2015-16 Premier League
>>67656878
Townsend for 30m
give Rooney a salary rise
>>67656988
4 of those won't leave so gg
Commentating is so boring and quiet it's only adding to the boredom.
>0-0
what did he mean by this?
"security is on the minds of everyone tonight"
Pogba,Mahrez and kane would never go to united and why would Griezman?
>>67656878
------------De Gea
Darmian---Smalling---Varane---Shaw
---Schneiderlin---Kante
Mkhitaryan---Mata---Insigne
------------Martial
>>67656878
I still believe in this.....don't need 250 mill. Otherwise I'd take Griezmann and Hamez as well
>Mata balding
Poor guy.
>>67657061
>why would Griezman?
£££
>Van Gaal on tonight’s team selection: “It’s the best solution because we also have to entertain our fans."
>>67657061
Pogba went to United once already. Griezman is a United fan. For everything else there's money
>>67657054
How can they get away with this? Literally playing into IS*L's hands.
Fancy dress night at Old Trafford, free entry to anyone dressed as a red seat.
reminder: jonjo shelvey earns more per week than neymar
>>67656878
Loftus Cheek
Neymar
Modric
SHOT ON TARGET
>this match
>>67657065
Swap Kante with Naingollan and this is your title winning side
>>67657067
>Mata as a deep central midfielder
JUST
imagine watching this over the derby hull game
>need 19 goals
Have United ever even had 19 shots on target in a game under Van Gaal?
>>67657138
>deep
Nah he'd play that distributor role that would run forward into the box and add another attacking threat when needed
>>67657147
They're only on 16 for the seasom
>>67657111
More like every united game this season
>>67657145
It's half time m8
>>67657123
Based Macedonia, Im going Ohrid and Skopje in a couple of weeks, any advice or tips about where to visit?
>>67657147
never mind on target, I doubt we've even pulled of 19 shots in a game under LVG before
>>67657123
name
>>67657172
>run into the box
>run
You confusing Mata with someone else?
game will end 1-0 to bornemoth
i'm just waiting for the ironic cheer when united got a shot on
>>67656594
kek no he wasnt
Mourinho's matches have never been as bad as matches like this under Van Gaal this season. Although I rarely, if ever, have watched Mourinho's teams play.
>Trashford
I've forgotten what a shot on target looks like
>>67657198
He's started moving better after mou called him out for being a lazy cunt at Chelsea
Hope someone in the crowd gets a "BORING" chant going or the whole crowd pretends to be asleep for ultimate jej
Van Laal OUT
>>67657180
>19 shots
we have, i remember 21 once
>old trafford without the day trippers
>>67657250
Casual
>>67657250
He's just a pragmatist. Mou will happily smash teams he knows he can. And he'll shit up matches he thinks are lose-able
>>67657067
>>67657147
>shots on target in last 10 MU games:
4 vs Man City
2 vs Everton
1 vs Spurs
4 vs West Ham
4 vs Villa
10 vs Palace
7 vs Everton
6 vs Leicester
2 vs Norwich
2 vs West Ham
not even fergie bothered to show up
>>67657067
>Darmian
kek
