/heem/: JUST edition
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
JUST
previous >>67647413
>>67654471
First for ronda
>>67654503
How would he fare in MMA? He would probably have the best hands in MMA as well as a granite chin. I can see him challenging for the title with 3 years of training.
JUST
jon
>>67654565
Holly no ;_;
JUST
post webms of brazil getting btfo
>lucky punch
fuck ngannou
>>67654861
Forreals though /heem/ - would you be interested in seeing a McGregor/Aldo rematch?
>>67654923
>Brazilian post USADA
No, Aldo will never be good again.
>>67654923
Sean Shelby with the worst seat in the house
DUDLEY DOO-RIGHT GAVE HIM THE OL RIGHT-THERE-FRED
>>67655000
>tfw didn't see the punch
>>67654923
No.
Mainly because it will never happen and I don't buy in shilling UFC market strategies. Super fights a shit. You keep talking about them, giving clickbait material to UFC partners and contributing to cancerous newfaggotry while Dana laughs at you. Goofs. Connor will fight at LW at best.
JUST
>>67654978
Stop with that meme.
Jacare and RDA looks better than ever
Cyborg is still a monster
Claudia will spank Joanna
Let's see how Aldo fight against Edgar before concluding anything
ALDO BTFO
WERDUM BTFO
BARAO BTFO
ANDERSON BTFO
RDA WILL SOON GET BTFO
>Brazil status:
ETERNALLY 7-1 BTFO
>>67655196
yeah, but aldo needs the iv badly for weight cut.
>Fighters brawl instead of fighting intelligently
>People call it a good fight
>>67655508
>Most fans of every sport are casual fans
Shocking, Johnson! More news at 11.
post yfw you're not from brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
>>67655565
noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuYtY_hjmU
>>67655550
>>67655565
>>67655598
DELET THIS
>>67655550
GET COMFY LADS
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
https://youtu.be/NAOaLHZ0lPM
>>67655565
>even his name is the video in which weidman's death is featured
>>67655565
STILL MY BOY
CHRIS
SHUT UP
>>67655608
the pic of the left looks like joe beanavidez
luke
>>67655546
Tons of fight fans think trash like Lawler-MacDonald II is good.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/732642011824689152
>Ariel HelwaniVerified account
@arielhelwani
Venator issued a release yesterday stating both Jason Miller & Rousimar Palhares made it to Italy. They compete (in separate fights) Sat.
should be a good time lads
>>67655508
>>67655546
>>67655921
>look at how smart and enlightened i am xDdddd
No one cares, fagbags
>>67655880
daniel
Lawler-Woodley almost confirmed
>>67656058
What a stupid television program.
>>67656058
Reno Academy of Combat supported her from the very beginning of her career and helped get her where she is today. Anyway, not to go on and on but it's very sad that some people have no loyalty, honesty or morals! I know one thing is my wife, I and all our gym members / fight team helped her and put up with all her fit throwing for years. I can sleep good at night knowing that we all did the very best for her and were there for her even when she wasn't. Good luck Paige, people will find out the real you eventually. Hope you can sleep at night!"
-Coach Reno Academy of Combat
>>67655598
Can't wait until we find out that Chris's chin has been deleted
>>67656125
it's better than soccer
>>67656176
anything is
>>67656102
i hope Woodley gets heem'd into outerspace
>>67656053
Kys.
>Conor McGregor currently in Vegas to sign a contract to fight Floyd Mayweather
>salty jew Ariel Slimewani still won't cover the story because he didn't get the scoop
>>67655508
>(You)
>>67656102
SPICY
>>67656278
Your boys get pounded out.
My boys are GOATs
>>67655565
>>67655598
>rockhold was already gassed at round 2 and he still destroyed weedman
l-m-a-o
>>67656176
>tfw only 18 days until the debut of The Cnris 2.0
>>67656427
nate is a fucking thug, no wonder ufc hates. very disrespectful, cant do that when so many eyeballs are on him, brings the company down not to say he fights like a scared pussy
>holly p-pls
>>67656220
Just say kill yourself you fucking pussy then proceed to actually kill yourself you worthless fucking piece of shit
No one thinks you're smart. You're fucking stupid
>>67656257
>Ariel frantically insisting the fight would literally NEVER happen
>the fight is confirmed to happen not even a week later
>>67656459
>71
>71
>>67656521
try hard hater scripter
>>67656176
what's your favorite sport m8? eating cheeseburgers?
>>67656194
what's your favorite sport m8? swimming?
>>67656257
Literally zero source for this
>>67656613
this
BTFO
>>67656613
literally anything other than soccer
>>67656613
What's your favorite sport? Survivor: Famine Edition? Getting choked out?
we will finally get the fight of the millennium
it's actually between an angry potato farmer and an angry nigro niggerer
>>67656157
>>67656613
>>67656649
>>67656535
>Canadacucks can't stand alpha males so they hate Conor McManlet
Wew lad
>>67655598
>>67656700
Good filename
>>67656649
>>67656719
>asian beta manlets hate on tall, alpha, successful white men who crush 10/10 puss regularly
>>67656723
thanks
>>67656673
>>67656710
>>67656759
thanks guys
>hating on brazil
>>67656723
>taking credit for my filename
you won't get away with this
Who /ETERNALGRINDER/ here?
this thread is really discomforting for the average normie "man"
it's actually great, though
nice sense of humour you have, guys
>>67656911
>you will never be Lorenzo and get dibs on the new ringgirls and fighters
>>67656881
where is the hashtag #testme
>i'm brazilian living in brazil
>wake up, it was just a dream
Will this be better than 198?
>>67656911
LOL
>>67656881
id jizz buckets all over her abs tbqhwyf
>>67654657
i didnt think 12 to 6 was allowed?
>im dressed like a riot clown running after a handegg
>wake up in my dirty shack, it was just a dream
>>67657126
way better
official MY BOY rates on heem
Conor: 67%
Nate: 63%
Nick: 51%
>>67657126
500k tops
>>67656257
>>salty jew Ariel Slimewani still won't cover the story because he didn't get the scoop
Or because it's literally bullshit
>>67657126
hopefully dustin gets carried out on a stretcher
>>67657168
stop jewing around tappo
>>67657229
what did you mean by this
>>67655921
Fuck it, I'll bite, how is lawler vs macdonald 2 not an amazing fight?
>>67657200
>assmad that the fight is actually happening after arguing for hours that it wouldn't
>>67656911
Time to decide who /Heem/s boy is once and for all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10239414
>>67657335
i wish that site was filtered
>>67656139
S
A
L
T
Y
>>67656035
Paul Harris is my boy
Would you train at Claudia's gym?
>>67657296
>I don't have any proof so I'll just keep posting le dank tom cruise maymays
Weidman supposedly injured and probably out of UFC 199
Schaub Sid he cried after interviewing Tim Kennedy
>>67657335
>3 (THREE) people picked Schaub
fucking disgusting.
>>67657479
Literally predicted this this morning.
>>67657421
>t-t-there's no way d-dana would let him f-fight m-m-mayweather!
>>67657511
Same
>>67657479
Jacare will be a better fight, weidman is gonna get destroyed again by rockhold
>>67657406
Wait, she has a gym 45 minutes from me?
>>67657479
>the weedman meme
>>67657406
why is pat barry coming along? if im going to see my waifu the last thing I want to see there together with her is her black bull
>>67657528
>Jacare will be a better fight,
Uhhm, did you see him and Romero? Rockhold or Weidman would stomp him.
Double backing on my source, he said that Weidman had been hurt for about a month; tried to work through it. Neck/shoulder injury.
>>67657496
>being an edgy contrarian
How's puberty treating ya?
>>67657567
189er detected
>>67657581
fuck schaub
>>67657572
saw that too, would be smart to pull out then to go into the fight with an injury
>>67657512
It's not up to Dana
No athletic commission in the world would sanction a 49-0 world champ fighting a 0-0 guy with nothing but amateur fights ten years ago
>post yfw Jacare steps up and heems Rockhold on short notice
>>67657601
Rockhold's only gotten way better since him and Jacare fought last time in Strikeforce, and last time Jacare got exposed badly.
>>67657479
nice
*arm gatorbiting intensifies*
>>67657642
*claps hands vertically*
>>67657634
>no athletic commission in the world
1-0 bork laser got the OK to fight a former world champ in nevada
>>67657606
^
>>67657674
[arm gators externally]
>>67657581
shut up
>>67657634
Randy Couture vs. James Toney was sanctioned.
>>67657512
I'm not saying he wouldn't. I'm saying neither of them wants it, they're just using the shittalking as a way to keep their names in the news
>>67657720
In MMA, nowhere near as established a sport.
>>67657479
'no'
ffs these rumours always end up true as well
please man ;_;
>>67657581
it would be contrarian to like him
>>67657741
Weidman is MY BOY but I would rather he pulled out then fought injured again
well, weidman got destroyed last fight, id rather based crocman instead I guess
anyway, hope it isnt true and he isnt injuried, hes a nice guy
>>67657335
How is that even a question?
Boys would not even exist if it wasn't for The Chris.
The Chris perfectly embodies the archetype of the boy. Boyhood owes everything to him. People shouldn't forget that.
>>67657732
>neither of them wants $100 million
lad..
>>67657739
What does that matter? You're subject to the same exact punishment and damage as you are in boxing. Whether they have a boxing match or an MMA fight, both would unsafe for a true mismatch. The fact of the matter is that goob and floyd are both decorated combat athletes and can reasonably compete with one another in either setting as far as any commission is concerned. Not to mention the fight would pull in millions of dollars for Vegas. There's no way the fight doesn't get sanctioned.
>>67657220
why are you such a weirdo(ugh)?
Chris Weidman is the definition of C-level athlete
>>67657822
>thinking the fight is going to make anywahere near that amount of money
>>67657817
Italy gets it.
Italy truly gets it. Top lad.
>>67657883
>floyd vs conor wouldn't do well
>this egregious level of shitposting
anyone else hate weidman's family?
>>67657913
shut up.
>>67657861
shut up
>>67657913
religious, patriotic, embrace diversity to put it lightly..fucking everything that is wrong with humanity
i hope chris never fights again
>>67657913
reeefer heads, homosexuals, draft dodgers, communists, women, terrorists and french
>Demetrious Johnson gets a new deal with the UFC.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/16/11685298/ufc-flyweight-champion-demetrious-johnson-signs-new-eight-fight?_ga=1.61753708.1168091096.1463315809
>turbo manlet of indiference stays
>>67657907
>Noone wanted to watch Floyd's last fight against a nobody boxer
>They're suddenly gonna want him to watch a nobody MMA fighter
>>67658009
>indiference
MM is based lad
>>67658130
Conor is far from a nobody
>>67658173
What the hell is that art in the background?
>>67656722
Log, entry 200394857473847:
>I see three locals, one taking a beating by another, while the third one looks closely. It seems to be a ritual of some sort. It seems the locals take great pleasure in watching this.
end of entry 200394857473847
>>67658219
The greats of boxing, Muhammed Ali and Edmond Tarverdyan.
>>67658264
holy shit
It looks absolutely terrible
>>67658311
kek
>>67658169
>Conor is far from a nobody
To boxing fans he is
>>67656722
God damn, as much as I think he's overrated as hell, Weidman is a tough son of a bitch. Half his face on the canvas and he gets up like nothing happened
>>67658311
>>67658311
hes not willing to go up 2 weight classes?
>No sweat: High school junior completes 7,000 pull-ups to shatter world records
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2016/05/17/no-sweat-high-school-junior-completes-7000-pull-ups-to-shatter-world-records/?tid=sm_fb
How would he do in MMA?
>>67658354
Unless they're living under a rock, they've heard of him.
Besides, it's not the "fans" who tune in to fights like this. It's the casuals and they come in masses. Conor's PPV numbers aren't so big because fans are tuning in, fans tune in regardless. Mayweather's fights are a similar case
I don't know, are you unironically trying to say a Mayweather/Conor fight wouldn't be absolutely massive? Are you just bored senpai
>>67658311
>Floyd is so eager to fight Conor
Conor is a white version of Mayweather, he's all about the money, if the fight does happen he'll throw the fight just like Manny did
>>67658354
and? they are selling the fight to the casual masses, boxing fans alone wont even pay mayweathers purse
>>67658407
>taking rests in between sets
Pussy. I wanted to see 7000 straight.
>>67658407
Terriblt. NoVA kids are soft and this guy doesn't even wrestle.
>>67658173
>Shadowboxing with weights
Why are mma fighters so fucking stupid?
>>67658311
>Thinking we will fall for the Ronda meme again
Fool me twice, shame on me.
>>67656139
I love when people statements like these and then you ask them “Tell us about the real them with examples.“ and they go full ,“I'm not going to do that to them I'm being the bigger man.“
Like bitch you just fucking mentioned it give us stories about her fits or piss off with your half assed attempt at publicity.
cm punk
>>67658173
>wow are you actually throwing a jab, for once?
kek
Vitor lost a fight
Better give him Dan Henderson again
Anyone else here not even watch mma but just watch Dana white and the goof troop?
https://youtu.be/pkqsrYhHWNc
>>67658738
Grow a pair and have her wear a burka
>>67658738
shit test, ignore
the guy's clearly not a threat anyway
>>67658738
Or don't ask internet strangers about stuff only you can know, how can we know if your gf is a whore or nah
>>67658637
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0514/611741/cm-punk-reportedly-not-progressing-well-as-a-fighter/
>>67658460
Not sure if it's just the contrast between him and Belfor but Wandy looks a fair bit smaller than he was later on in Pride
>>67658738
murder him, impregnate her and stay with her to term, then change your identity and bail
>>67658803
Heem is wiser than all of my irl friends. It's a collective hivemind that feeds me a variety of options to consider which are objective and motivated only by cold reason and logic.
Like this:
>>67658821
>>67658738
Enjoy raising her baby, dude.
>>67658854
You do know you'll only get burkas after cutting parts of your genitals right?
>>67658738
dump her, she's a whore
she needs attention from other dudes, and it always results in a dicking, that's just the facts son, she needs attention from other dudes, and the culmination of that is a hard dick and cum in her, not even trying to be funny
how else would she know 100% if a guy likes her? she would get the dick
so just move on from her, cut your loses and don't get in a situation where she can get you in trouble with the cops
>>67658738
That sounds like a weird fucking question to ask someone (who you're not fucking)
I don't know anything about your relationship but does she usually tease you with this kind of shit?
>got cut in sparring
when will this ghetto ass gym get headgear
Lawlee-Woodley is official
>>67657406
Should I sign up at Claudia's gym so that I can just hit on her?
>>67658937
>Wanting to üut on stinky fucking gym equipment
>not knowing cuts are better than brain trauma
Honestly though I forgot my gloves once and my hands smelled like the gloves from the gym for days.
>>67658926
Not really, no. She's missed her period a couple of times and jokingly said "well I'm not having an abortion so you're raising it with me!" which of course leads to "what would you do if I was actually pregnant?"
But this guy has routinely put the flirt-game on her and she's long suspected him of liking her a lot, so I think that's a pretty fuckin stupid question to ask someone who probably already likes you.
>>67658738
>She's been texting this guy
>>67658995
Break up with her and fuck her dog
>>67658991
I'd take some braindamage over eye injuries and broken noses.
Why have none of you goofs posted Lookin' for a Fight Episode 5?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkqsrYhHWNc
>>67658995
What did you tell her? Did you get pissed off? How did she react?
Anyway it sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
>>67658907
I actually know a girl who acts like a total dicktease around everyone (sits on laps, gives hugs and all sorts of shit) but never actually does anything other than that. It drives all of her boyfriends insane with jealousy and when things blow up and they break up she complains they were overreacting. Fucked up.
>>67659023
>sweden
>>67658970
>Lawler fight confirmed
decent birthday present desu
James Deen takes on MMA, saying porn faces 'unfair' government scrutiny
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/17/james-deen-mma-unfair-porn-regulations-hiv-condoms
>In an apparent attempt to highlight how regulators disproportionately target and scrutinize the adult entertainment industry, Deen filed a state complaint against Bellator MMA and its owner Viacom, alleging that the companies have violated the same HIV regulations for which James Deen Productions was cited.
>>67659054
It's your Birthday?
Happy birthday anon
>>67659028
It's been posted multiple times.
>>67659041
look nigga, you dont know what eye injury is like, I'd take drooling over going blind
>>67658225
>>67658281
>>67658319
>>67658352
>>67658379
>>67658408
>>67658460
>This roided up freak
>Anyone liking him ever
Wew lad.
>>67659023
Honestly why are you doing rough sparring like that if you're the type to complain like a little bitch
>>67659112
you know what big guy, give me your rumblr account name
>>67659088
Seen any interviews with Gary Goodridge lately?
You don't want brain damage. Shit is fucking heart breaking.
>>67659034
I told her I couldn't fucking believe she'd ask him that and I've been ignoring her since as she spams my phone. I'm working out my gameplan, I need a quick 10 minute camp to assess how I'm gonna attack this one.
Reminder to not respond to this mega aspie who literally spams the 3 same pictures
>>67658738
Go see your girlfriend, eat her pussy, and then kick her ass.
Go see jimmy, suck his dick, and then kick his ass.
>>67659137
I'm not hating but nobody is forcing you to do shit and the last time I checked you can buy headgear on your own.
>>67659163
>them paint skills and hand parkinson symptom control
>>67659176
Yeah I'm just salty because I'm going to go and renew my passport on friday
Looks like Bellator just found their new Lightweight champion!
>>67659203
Do you have to get the cut glued for the picture?
>>67659075
Thanks lad
>>67659232
>coming out of retirement
>he was this close of being UFC lightweight champion, the only thing that kept him away from it was a multiple rapings marathon, courtesy of BJ and Florian. Look at Kenflo now, he rocks manlet suits like a mofo with Bisbong and Stann on FOX.
>Scott Coker, ladies and gentlemen.
>>67659235
nah, the problem is the swelling. Hopefully it will be better by friday atleast
Now that we know barberena is 2 legit.
Could you beat sage in a fight?
>RONDA TRIES TO SHIT ON MAYWEATHER FOR BEING A WIFE BEATER
>DATES A WIFEBEATER
>WHILE BEING A "WIFE"BEATER HERSELF
WEW LAD
>>67659277
I added the Bellator part for effect, still reckon Coker's going to jump on him though, even if just to build names off of.
i'm so biased i loathe and disregard myself
>>67659159
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>67659292
what does Barbarena have to do with me not being able to beat Sage in a fight?
>>67659334
what did he mean by this?
>>67659367
what did he meme by this?
>>67659378
what did heem meme by this?
>>67657126
luke's giant hobbit feet made me laugh out loud
>>67659159
>I need a quick 10 minute camp
this is one of the best lines i've ever read on this filthy side of the internet
>>67659159
Loool
>>67655140
>conair
>fighting in ufc again
I keked
>>67659430
He'll fight Nate 100%.
