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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/18: TUF Season 23 EP 6 (?)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
news: brazil got btfo hard this time
conair want fight mayweeder
Currently streaming WEC 48
Join for ufc/wec/strikeforce/pride streams
User playlist for when we're not streaming, so basically 24/7 media
All previous technical hiccups have been fixed
JUST
>>67630704
based
Hell of a deal
>>67630716
lmao who made this webm
Paige's real last name is Sletten
Her brother lured a boy through the internet and raped him multiple times
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-7964105
>>67630758
late pass bro
>>67629668
Stipe managing to move backwards at an angle like that and stay off the cage/out of the clinch is actually really impressive for a big guy. Compare
>>67630758
>>67630760
thats his halfbrother you goof why do you think that he looks white yet she looks like a chimp
TFATK w/ cowboy. Actually pretty good interview. Cowboy has gone full shill mode for reebok. I think they kidnapped his grandma.
https://youtu.be/iljUIfUNBf8
>>67630726
I hate her so fucking much.
wutup bludz
wen is glory
>>67630805
>cute teeth
>>67630811
ne, he realized he'll never have the belt, so he's trying to make as much money as he can.
What a bunch of goofs
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/732215441658130436/video/1
Webm please
>>67630870
>>67630827
I don't hate her, but those pathetic "men" annoy the fuck out of me.
>>67630891
Thanks homie
>>67630745
wasn't she single
>>67630861
they're fine i guess, but that hair, what is she thinking kek
>>67630868
good point
>>67630713
Strikeforce: Cyborg vs Diaz in here
Full event
>>67630929
thought she donated it for cancer, could also go full Britney mode too.
America has 3 belts left to go: 115, 145, and 155.
145 is the easiest with Frankie.
115 is the toughest, with Rose being our best shot and she is a few years away at best.
155 is also really so tough with all those foreigners at the top. Will Brooks has the best shot if Eddie can't get it done.
What was the fight where Diaz made that girl cry in the crowd by shouting "FUCK YOU BITCH" through the cage at her?
Was it Cyborg he made cry?
>>67630957
>145 is the easiest with Frankie
>>67630957
https://mobile.twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/732033360776683520
>>67630929
she's growing it back
>you now remember phil and susan
>>67630953
idk if she donated it but she shaved it because paige didn't. her posts about getting her smile back and shit make her look depressed
>>67630957
>155
that's ours senpai, don't even think about it
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/4b0ehi/bellator-131-michael-chandler-vs-will-brooks
>>67631005
she literally has to bring that dog everywhere with her or she'll commit suicide
Ill be out of the military in 6 years, ill be 24.
With me starting training around 22 what chance do i have at fighting in the ufc? Lellator?
>>67631017
dogs are really good anti-depressant, famalam.
>>67631042
thank you for your service
>>67631042
0 chance unless you have a non-meme martial arts base
>>67631048
Give me some puppers bro
>>67631054
Greco, folkstyle and SS
>>67631042
Start training now you moron.
>>67631053
>that pencil figure
>>67631078
My base will be in arizona in the middle of the desert. Best case senario i return with diaz level cardio
>>67631005
>155
>that's ours
>ours
>le funny rare flag proxy for Oman
You forgot your proxy m8.
>>67631072
Then you know better than these goofs that post here that if you seriously commit and put in the same amount of work that you did in your wrestling career, then you'll get comparable results.
>>67631008
Will Brooks has horse legs
>failed Math exam
>have to retake in July
>already dont remember anything of the first half of the course
Please choke me out in my sleep and don't let go even if i tap
>>67631112
>not being careful
>in new Pakistan
don't get heemed, britbro
>>67631104
You'll get plenty of exercise helping extremists cross the border and fighting militiamen to the death.
>>67631133
it's alright man, you're still cool
>>67631128
>failing anything
Youre never retiring
>>67631128
that polifeel
>>67631128
that sucks lad, had an exam today. our teacher is leaving at the end of the year and doesn't give a fuck so he told us the questions in advance. got my last one on wednesday and its also from the first half of the course and i remember fuck all.
>>67631128
>gives result
>everyone got less cgpa from last semester
>mine didn't increase or decrease
>no motivation to study hard
>>67631112
>salty
it's alright friend, bisbong will be champ soon too
Friendly reminder that Khabib will be exposed this year.
>>67631128
mine are next week and i have to retake every exam from 1st half
feels good wanting to become a STEM god
Is the UFC going to let Floyd ''''fight'''' Conor?
>>67631159
>>67631164
>literally working toward a wagecuckery certificate
Does Werdum deserve a rematch?
>>67631145
>believing any person under the age of 30 is retiring
you're never surviving hyperinflation
>>67631235
he does but I'd rather see overeem vs stipe next.
>>67631235
He should fight rothwell or rematch hunt next.
>>67631053
sorry but this is a rarer cuck thomas
>>67631275
him vs rothwell would be great actually.
>>67631241
>tfw already retired
>>67631285
good lucking guy, smart and tough as fuck. what else do you want?
This is a monkey.
Cyborg looked sloppy desu, I would herm her without too much trouble I think.
And yes I am a girl.
>>67631351
Height, weight, reach?
>>67631325
Look at those 26 inch pythons lad
>Jon
>And yes I am a girl.
No, you're not
Anybody have a png of Ronda's KO face?
>>67631397
>Jon
>>67631411
I meant a cutout, but good enough. Ty
>hey jon! tryna get that dick sucked buddy?
>Jon
>>67631361
5'11"
175lbs
58" reach
When will this guy get a title shot?
>>67631467
When Cruz gets injured again and Almeida fights Faber for the Interim belt.
>>67631462
You're not a girl, Artem.
JDS
Glover
Jacare
Maia
RDA
Aldo
Almeida
Formiga
Cyborg
Nunes
Gadelha
BRASIL WILL RISE AGAIN!!!
>>67631462
>58" reach
artem-tier
>>67631462
I'm not sure I would be able to take her. She punches like a man, one two shots and you are down.
>>67631491
Faber is such a nice guy, I don't like Dominick tho, I hope Almeida or Cody fuck him up.
>>67631462
You're fat
>>67631547
My hopes are on Maia and Almeida tbqh. HW is a shitfest, very big men fighting is a lottery.
>>67631595
what about QT Gadelha?
>>67631462
damn, I'm 5'4'' and my reach is 66''
>Jon
>>67630713
Main event starting now, get in here
>>67631608
im 6'2'' and my reach is 81''
>>67631636
become the middleweight jon jones
>>67631636
why are you posting on heem, neil?
>>67631595
I think MMA should just change 205 and above to heavyweight, and create 195 or some shit.
>>67631580
Everybody noticed, but no one commented, be nice to her, she is after all, one of us.
>>67631608
I'm 181cm and my reach is 188, that would be
5.11 and 6.2 in freedom units. I think I'm normal tbqh.
>>67631604
My opinion on women fights is the same, it's a lottery.
>>67631722
185 limit raised to 190
205 abolished
HW limit abolished
125 abolished; 125ers forced to pair up and fight at 2v1 against HWs
>>67631608
you are destined for mm senpai. train now
Post heemspeak address
>>67631761
I'm just worried for her health
>mfw thinking about her hurting
>>67631761
>in freedom units
BASED
Let's talk about carbs, man
https://youtu.be/T85jf0ddtuo
>>67631761
>be nice to her
>>67631812
fuck dude now I'm thinking about her hurting :'((((((((
>>67631832
dont have the time to watch it right now but what does he say about high carb
why did she look like this
>>67631832
Thanks, might watch this tomorrow. It better be good, or... or....
>>67631901
Because it takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar.
>>67631901
>Shane Carwin
>>67631812
You are actually right mate. pic related.
>>67631827
kek
>>67631835
I'm a nice guy :^)
>>67631608
Based Manlet Bangbro
>>67631835
Why did he ever fucking post this? Who would ever think it's a good idea to post your actual face on /sp/?
>>67631986
>>67631761
this manlet is not me, im 6'2
>>67630971
Strikeforce, Nick Diaz vs. Evangelista Cyborg
Cyborg was the one crying, but according to this guy at the end of the page (http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/Who-was-Diaz-swearing-at-post-fight:1765596-1), he wasn't swearing at her
Post hypothetical fights you would make right now
>John Lineker vs John Dodson
>Korean Zombie vs Mirsad Bektic
>Nate Diaz vs Eddie Alvarez
Fresh Dana and the goof troop
http://www.ufc.tv/video/episode-105-houston?
>>67632100
Nah mate, fuck that. To me he made Cyborg cry and that will always be part of the legend of Nick Diaz
>>67632065
>this manlet is not me
I will now thank God everyday for the blessing.
>>67632116
If Dana and the Fertitas sell the UFC, what will happen to Lookin fer a Fite?
>>67632129
you should
>>67632116
Let me borrow your fightpass account
>>67632114
Faber and Connor vs Jon Jones
>>67632139
Don't be so hard on yourself. I was just joking, you seem like a nice guy ;___;
>>67631184
>Gets punched around by Diaz
>Wants to fight a real boxer
Good luck, little guy.
>>67632119
Yeah that guy's just a lying goof or a smart goof who's trying to deflect the hate off Diaz because of everyone upset in that thread
https://youtu.be/4LZrvD2Khlk
MMA HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
>>67632219
drama between dillsnek and faber is literally the worst drama in the UFC.
>>67632114
>bader vs gus
winner gets dc jones loser
>latifi vs corey anderson
just wanna see anderson ragdolled desu
>nick vs maia
winner gets title shot
>hunto vs werdum
winner gets stipe reem loser
Helwani is live
https://youtu.be/6c73b_wUjBc
https://youtu.be/6c73b_wUjBc
>>67632254
gus will probably permaheem himself if he loses to bader too.
>>67632286
who?
>>67632305
Idk but he is having Schaub on his show today
>>67632299
he will retire if that happens, 100 percent
>>67632317
>Schaub
this nobody?
>>67632356
Are you familiar with Cro cop?
>>67632337
probably will start modeling
>>67632377
he's some pro-wrestler can from pride right?
>>67632377
Who?
>>67631835
>that lack of mouth
I want to be a dad like mighty mouse
>Ariel desperatly trying to make Mighty Mouse sound interesting
lel
>>67632652
Get someone pregnant then
>>67632652
Then become one
>>67632725
That reminds me of that woman who abducted a pregnant lady and stole her baby by cutting it out with her car key
>>67632693
MM is based las
>>67632792
his personality is based on doing chores
>>67632693
>I don't find Mighty Mouse awesome
>>67632809
household work and game streaming, he's literally living the dream.
You have15 seconds to justify Woodley getting a title shot.
>deleted
>>67632856
It has potential to be a spicy banger.
>>67632856
He has proven he can make 170 ;)
>>67632869
I actually had to explain for 5 minutes to someone yesterday as to why Conor would stand 0.0% chance of winning a boxing match against Floyd
>>67632856
4-1 in his last 5
>>67632856
Dana promised him, doesn't make sense but he promised conor tittle shot after penis siber too.
>>67630704
When will she get naked?
>Italy's only relevant fighter
>An Armenian who lives in an Austrian city
>>67632914
Probably next time she changes outfits for DWTS. She has her semi final performance tonight!
>>67632914
I'll probably actually watch the manlet TUF edition the coaches and contestants are all going to be competing for the same thing really. Interesting dynamic and they were supposedly getting top talent in it.
>God has his hands on me
Did he just tell us he got touched by a priest as a kid?
>>67632895
Maia 5 fight win streak
>Kimbo Slice
>CM Cuck
>Jose Canseco
>Herschel Walker
>Sage Northcutt
>people being rematches left and right
>daily reminder UFC is not a sport
patrick cummins fucking stinks
>>67632541
trumpesque
>>67633024
So does your moms cummins
>>67632390
Bane?
Will Mayweather vs Mcgregor actually happen?
Has your opinion shifted since you first heard the rumor?
waiting patiently for the endless shouting of motherfucker to start
>>67633072
>Mr.Ortiz.... I'm LAPD
>why would you marry pornstar before throwing her out of the house
>>67633085
If it happens I'll start telling everyone without shame that mighty mouse is the actual real face of the ufc.
I'm sick of being looked at weirdly because people think this is a freak show, Mighty Mouse needs to step up and be the face of the company.
>>67633085
if mcgregor is greedy or delusional enough
JRE in one hour with the Schaub and Callen
>>67633085
I won't happen. Floyd is trying to remain relevant.
>>67633085
the UFC will never let it happen in a boxing ring and floyd will never fight in the octagon
Very informative article about a media day in which Big John went through the ins and outs of Unified Rules judging here. Ignore the affectations of the author, the actual content is great.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/16/11682480/csac-media-day-judging-rules-drug-testing-bellator-154-mma-news
>>67633162
40 bings untill Schaub and Callen are on the mma hour. JRE is always at least 20 bings late.
>>67633085
It's certainly shifted from a "literally never" to who even knows anymore since Mayweather and his dad have seemed to mention it too.
Still don't think it will but who knows
>>67633162
I don't like the way they talk to Callen, I know they are friends and all but if that's how you act towards your friends I don't want a piece of you.
I'm not saying suck his dick but at least let him finish his sentences and then make fun of him.
>>67632390
hes a big guy
>>67633085
unlikely still
why Werdum
why?
;_;
>>67633206
4 u
>>67633196
i know, they are pricks to him most the time, i understand bantering with your m8s but they just go overboard desu
>>67633214
he was very tired from all the memeing, had to take a power nap
>>67633214
Live by the meme
Die by the meme
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
one bong
>>67633214
Seriously after all this 7-1 we are suffering, economy, football, politics, weather, zika and mma, I'm expecting a Thousand Year Reich tbqh.
>>67633147
still upset eh?
Is JDS the nicest person in the UFC? I'm listening to him on MMA Hour Live and the guy is a class act.
>>67633377
Maia?
>>67632390
>Dr. USADA, I'm UFC
>>67633377
He's almost always smiling outside of fighting stuff.
>>67633085
It won't happen, Sinead O'Conner is "missing suicidal" in Chicago. She won't be able to sing him out, so he won't move forward with the fight.
>>67633196
Agree. Joe is a bully towards him.
>>67633451
Not surprising, he's 5'8. He's overcompensating.
>>67632927
>lives in an Austrian city
where?
>>67633483
Why is Schaub such a cock then?
He assaulted a guy he lived with and then he fucked with the guys shit and went full let's fight dudebro on him too while the other guy was just like dude fat piece of shit stop eating the food I buy I'm not your provider dad
>>67633483
never thought of that familia
OH SHIIIIIT ROY NELSON WITH THE CALLOUT
Nelson calling Miocic out for his cowardly ways
JDS really hates Werdim lol, you should've seen his live commentary when the heem happened
anyone knows why?
>>67633085
It can't happen because:
a) Conor is under contract with the UFC and cannot compete in other full-contact combat sports
b) Conor would need to apply for a pro boxing license and he would not be granted one as his only boxing experience came under the age of 18
c) Floyd would also need to apply for one as he is currently retired
d) A commission would never sanction a 49-0 boxer with multiple world titles during his career fighting a 0-0 boxer with zero relevant titles
>>67633503
He was a manlet when he grew up, he mentioned that on JRE, he was weak and had a hard time dealing with it. Apparently he became grew up very late.
>>67633558
Werdum has been a douche almost his entire career he changed recently but maybe he is just doing that for the camera and in private he is still a douche.
Or Junior is just not enjoying his fighting style.
>>67633580
As did almost every guy because we get into puberty late, you don't see me throwing guys through doors because they write their name on food they own after I ate shit they bought.
>>67631639
kekkinho meu fils
>>67633558
Is there a link to JDS's commentary?
>Stipe is ducking ben rothwell
>>67633565
doesn't floyd literally pick his own judges and shit? when there's money there's a way desu
I need my Schaub fix now
Hurry the fuck up Rogan
>>67633586
I've heard Werdum likes to talk a lot of shit and his antics aren't all that appreciated by everyone
Maybe Rockhold was right all along
>>67633558
probably assblasted that werdum beat the guy who crushed him twice and then sloppily lost to a guy jds beat while jds is still fighting on fox and fightnight cards
>>67633632
He's on the MMAhour in 7 bings
>>67633666
cheers, satan
Does Helwani let his children cut his hair?
Dat hairline
>>67633598
>As did almost every guy
What you're saying make no sense, if some are weak, it means there are some who are stronger. You compare yourself to guys your age when you grow up.
>dat Roy Nelson ego
Where did it go wrong?
>>67633702
USADA
>>67633702
life isn't worth living w/o coke. jones is sober and dead inside
>>67633699
I meant that boys start puberty later than girls, I don't know I just don't see an excuse for actual assault when you're the guy to blame anyways.
>>67633702
Past it Vera
Old man Vlady
Bader
Past it Shogun
Old man Rampage
Old man Machida
Old man Rashad
Bloated MW old man Vitor
Bloated MW old man Chael
Lost to Gus
Texeira
DC
2 week notice OSP
>>67633638
shut up
Post a more impressive win streak
>>67633732
Boys still are stronger than girls even when they are smaller than them. Gender is not a meme.
>>67633784
I agree
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1RDGlOBeWNMKL
oh god
SCHAUB IS HERE
SCHAUB
SCHAUB
SCHAUB
RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c73b_wUjBc
SCHAUB = GOD
GOD= SCHAUB
>>67633783
There really isn't a more impressive winstreak in context of the divisions right now
All of DJ's wins are the top competition in his division and he not only beats them, but consistently finishes them too
Impressive stuff tbqh
as an aside though; why are people so insistent that he has to move up in weight and fight Cruz? MM is a small flyweight even with a walk-around weight of 141, there's a reason he went down as soon as he could
based schaub
>>67633614
it was live commentary on brazilian tv
Stfu ariel I'd heem him for bringing this up
>>67633859
Ah, okay. Thanks anyway.
Roy Nelson is one dumb fuck
>"Brendan Schaub is one of the biggest stars in the sport"
-Brendan Schaub
Train?
>its a Schaub thinks he is an entertainer episode
>>67633888
AY MOTHERFUCKER
CAN'T FUCKIN BRING YOUR MARK ASS MARK FRIENDS ON BOARD, HOMIE
>>67633850
Probably because people want a superfight also you always have people throwing fights at the champ to see if he really can beat them and with MM people go look we gotta see who can beat him and they look at Cruz and they think he can beat MM seeing as Cruz still has the win on him.
>>67633853
Get your shit together
>>67633783
which two flyweights do you fuse to beat the mighty mouse?
>>67633850
>frankie_edgar.jpeg
When will you dickheads learn that there's no unbeatable mma fighter and it's all about styles nullifying each other?
>he stills doubts Schaub as a businessman
>>67630953
it was a bet between her and paige to both do it for their fight iirc.
but paige pussied out
>he hasn't bought FATK 3D
>>67633929
I agree my man
However I do believe there are some styles that are harder to nullify than others and some people just have a genetic advantage
A combination of genetics and talent can make you next-to-unbeatable until somebody comes along with an equal genetic edge or a specifically tailored skillset
HEIL SCHAUB
JOOOOOEEEE
Joe is hi as fuck
