meme fans edition
first for the Toronto Raptors
blues took down the two biggest contenders in the west, sharks memed through the kongs(not even a playoff team last year) and the preds(lel)
should be an easy 4 game sweep for the blues
R.I.P Gary Bettman
You made it possible for me to please watch your sport
Is the NBA streamer here?
>>67621532
Not the way Pavelski is playing bro.
>>67621550
Gary Bettman please come back
>>67621532
blues got taken to game 7's by two teams with meme tier defense
>>67621511
canadian scum
>>67621586
you mean the stanley cup champs and the central division winners?
mexico jr went to game seven with the fucking predators
>>67621532
Canadian hockey knowledge
LETS GO SHARKS!
>>67621636
fuck off canadian faggot
>>67621641
FIRST REPLY FIRST #REKT
NICE
>>67621641
y so buttmad cletus?
who /sharks and bolts/ here?
>>67621641
are you angry at a flag?
>>67621532
I feel it. The shark's numbers look great but they played weaker teams. They're still very good I think but I would bet that the blues are better.
>>67621532
>the sharks memed through two teams
>that means they can't meme through a team that's been through 14 exhausting games against difficult opponents
yeah, okay
>>67621436
whats even the point of playing this series? both of these teams are obviously going to raped by the lightning
>>67621661
Here senpai.
whoever picks these gay songs for the intros should be gassed
>yet another night with no canadian national anthem
>>67621687
The anthems?
blues are 55% canadian, they have my axe desu
>Blues/Sharks series
>Last time Polak tried to punch Braun's head off
>Now they're on the same team
Time flies
>>67621706
no, the video montage before the anthems, maybe its only a sportsnet things
>>67621728
Ha, I thought you were trying to make a bant.
DONT FUCKING DOUBT IT
BLOOS WE OUT HERE
>>67621740
>bahamas
>nassau
>nassau colisseum
>islanders
>segue to infinity
>and beyond
>>67621736
no way, dont mind american anthem tbqhf
IS HOKKEI TAIM!
Time to crack open a beer too
>>67621740
ULTRA RARE FLAG
i hardly watch hokkei. what are the sharks' chances in this series? who's favored?
Don't fuck this up, shorks.
>>67621778
honestly its probably 55-45 for the sharks, theyve looked stronger
I am thirsty for hockey.
Anyone know any good streams to watch for a poorfag?
>>67621795
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_2@31187/master.m3u8
Bob Cole is calling the game did I hear that right? I thought they wheeled him away from the mic.
>>67621830
please god no, i cant stand that old fuck
dis gonna be a gud series
No more >finnish goaltending
this game will be going to ot
>>67621830
>>67621848
bob cole is based you fucking cucklords
>>67621806
>http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_2@31187/master.m3u8
what do I put this url into
Sharks cant defeat our memes
>mfw I called a Sharks/Blues WCF way back in the first round
>yfw either the Shorks or Blues are now GUARANTEED to make it to the Stan Lee Cup finals
>mfw the Shorks win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67621867
vlc
>>67621872
are you rich or something?
>>67621778
Stl is -155 for the series.
>>67621806
thx bro
go sharks
>>67621859
30 years ago maybe, nowadays he cant get anyones name right and constantly gets confused by penalties
>>67621892
wut
Seek and destroy is actually a pretty good song to come out to to bee onest
>>67621859
He's delusional.
>the blues easiest series of the playoffs so far is the western conference finals
nice playoff format ya got there
Where is the blues music? Seriously some old school delta would rock
Why has this game not started yet?
>inb4 Jews
>>67621904
have some fucking respect
>>67621910
i didnt know bahamians like /hoc/
>>67621892
its probably some asshole on vacation you fucktard
>bob cole
>>67621925
>respect
So, one is supposed to tolerate incompetant playcalling because the dude responsible for it is demented out of his gord?
>wearing hat
>tells everyone to remove their caps
Lads some of my friends bloose fans please send me some smuk shorks I can meme at them all series
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>67621925
lick my butthole, it's embarrassing listening to bob cole fill his diaper on national television
Let's go BloosBros
>>67621661
here
Let's go, Blues!
>>67621926
he's been here a while you retarded cuck, thats why I asked if he was rich
>>67621951
He is better than every american and only slightly worse than based hughson
this anthem sucks dick
>Poindexter
fucken' nerd
YT stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvah1sQkC1Q
>>67621925
>bahamians
It's bahamites you imbecile
Terrible national anthem singing desu
This guy does not know how to sing the anthem
>shameful
>>67621951
fucking this. I realize great play callers get old, but when it's affecting the quality of the game, it's time to hang that shit up.
also, this fucking anthem.
>>67621925
Bob Cole should be put down.
>this off key national anthem
jesus christ it hurts to listen to
USA USA USA LEAFS GET THE FUCK OUT
go sharks
this is the worst fucking thing i've ever seen KEK
>americans can't even sing their anthem
This shit lit
whats with that big nosed trap standing next to the national anthem?
SUCK A BAG OF DICKS BLUESFAGS
TIME FOR SHARKS
>people booing national anthem
stay classy chicago
Thanks for destroying the anthem Shit Lewis
>>67621987
Kill yourself
>>67622000
>checked
also, what to wank to before it starts? would be nice if the sharks win, that might mitigate how shit my cold is making me feel.
>black man singing
>no epic deep voice
>missedopportunity.jpg
At least I got a laugh out of it.
Is that allowed? You can just make up random notes in the anthem?
>>67622008
It's not me that should be dead, it's Bob Cole.
>>67622002
Home of the Blues.
Guys I decided I'm moving to Minneapolis.
I'm the moving fag from other threads. Wish me luck brehs
is pavelski shaving his playoff beard? fuck that loser desu
>>67621992
i gotchu familia tell them bloosers to get fucked
>>67622047
Good luck Muhammed
JOES GETTING HIS COCK OUT
Anybody who thinks the sharks have any chance are delusional. It's going to be a shutout.
>>67622061
It's Trey
>>67622047
learn how to speak somalian before they decide you insulted the prophet and removed your head for you
>thornton is such a hobo he stashes pucks in his pants
>all these sharks supporters
Cunts. All of you.
>thornton rubbing the puck with his sweaty balls
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
first for Hitch with dazzling matchup moves
>>67622065
4 goal night confirmed
>Thornton doing magic tricks
so the last time the sharks faced off against a known choker in the conference finals they lost, will they still be the bigger of the two chokers this time around too?!
i hope he has to take off all his clothes to find that puck
what's that site for streaming the vlc streams in browser?
>>67622075
what part of shit lewdie are you from, amigo?
>>67622069
good luck troy
chimpout steve ott is back at it tonight
Im a stars fan but does anyone else think its pathetic that the Blues couldnt even win at home? All their fans had to celebrate in their trailers while drinking and smoking meth and having their boiled hotdog dinner.
>>67621978
ty gary
>>67622069
goodluck trayvon
>>67622075
Wyh am I a cnut?
>>67622095
>>67622116
butt mad
>the city of Saint Louis
>literally have a music note on their jersey
>unable to find someone who can beautifully song the national anthem
Is there a talent hole in everything up in St. Louis?
>>67622047
o shit good luck fammajam
anything up north is pretty good these days
>>67622116
yeah stars fan here as well we cant say anything we only had one win at home during the series
>>67621976
Sharp m8, greetings from Nassau
LGB
>>67622115
>scratching a nasty hombre
It's like Hitch is building up his nastiness reserves
>>67622069
It won't be any more once you arrive and they make you appropriate lad
>>67622140
>still haven't played any blues so far
>>67622151
>>67621636
Thank you Canada. With the support of the hockey motherland we will surely win now
GO SHARKS!!
>>67622146
do you have a house there?
WE PP NOW
>>67622140
St. Louis is a nigger infested shit hole. I would imagine anyone with any sense or talent is long gone. Especially after the grand maul chimpout.
At least Dallas and San Jose are white cities, enjoy your black infested shithole St. Louis
>>67622170
>he doesn't know about ryan "nasty hombre" reaves
thorton looks like a godamn civil war general
>w-we won't take p-penalties
kek
KEK
>>67622199
>dallas
>white
When are they going to play blues?
>That music from the Geico commercial
Please no
>>67622155
Yeah yeah muh refugees, alright simmer down bud
>>67622199
>san jose
>jose
>white
>>67622199
>dallas
>san jose
>white
My sides.
>>67622196
>>67621436
with the lambs out to LA, will there more dindus watching the blooms?
ref puck
bettjew fixing game for california team AGAIN
>>67622206
>having your biggest moment of the series be blowing a kiss
>relavent
sharks are a meme team desu
>>67622241
Órale
>>67622267
who isn't a meme team?
>>67622260
You can't handle his tower of power
>>67622278
oilers
Why Aren't They Just Called The Saint Louis Blacks??
>>67622278
bolts
Will the Sharks giving Joe Paw-velski to a home be their fatal mistake?
Should've kept him until the end of the playoff run, I don't know what the fuck they were thinking. It's like they can't even into meme magic
>>67622278
Chicago
>>67622041
If Seguin didnt get hurt then the Stars would have swept the blues in 4, probably woulda gotten beat so bad theyd forfeit the series after game 2/3. Whatever this Blues team accomplishes they get an automatic asterisk because you didnt beat the best team when healthy, Dallas.
Who /got/ here?
Bad day for /hoc/ desu
>>67622302
Are you a capitals fan?
>>67622278
bolts
>>67622326
nice bait
>>67622322
some mexican family will probably adopt him and butcher him into taco meat
>>67622337
Kys pleb
When do they start playing blues music
>rock roll is just derived from but is not blues music
>>67622335
Maybe Dallas shouldn't stack their roster with pussies.
>>67622350
this
>>67622342
I Like The Cubs
>Bob Cole
Fucking retire already.
titty monster is back behind the bench, wouldnt mind sucking those things
>>67622335
What, are you saying if Seguin was healthy he would have bribed all the Blues with blowjobs into throwing the series?
I believe it.
>>67622362
He already got adopted. San Jose is 30/30 Asian/Mexican though and it would be the Asians who eat him
>>67622392
kill yourself sven, the man is a legend
>>67622397
>denying true talent
>Polak fanning on that pass
I think he's still a Blue
>not even getting the shot on net
>being named after an egg
pass that right away
>>67622392
get fucked. Bob Cole is a boss.
>>67622413
I'm not denying anything, everyone knows how good he is at giving head.
>>67622432
This is Bob Cole's son if anyone is wondering.
I hope Missouri gets nuked.
>>67622432
do you post with that picture often? someone once made a post with that on /fit/ like 3 years ago and it was still the funniest thing i've ever seen
>t. sperglord
>all these failed passes
I thought this was supposed to be a pro league
>>67622335
Yes but the Blues also had to play against the Hawks with Duncan Keith even though he should have still been suspended the whole series for his high sticking assault. So that adds like an extra 5 wins to the Blues total. They should already be in the finals with a win technically
>>67622470
If this involved >finnish goaltending it would already be 9-8
>>67622199
we keep them well in contained in a couple of no go areas
these teams are fucking terrible.
Jesus christ this play-by-play
Mumbling half of his shit
Full 5 seconds behind play
Even mertsi is quality compared to this demented fucknut
>>67622410
>>67622432
He's senile and can barely tell players apart, he might've been good at some point but he certainly isn't now. How he's still allowed to do games after that 2013 habs-sens series i'll never know.
Webm related, it's Sergei Gonchar according to Bob Cole.
>>67622470
These teams have been holding back dripping their spaghetti for 2 rounds. Nerves are getting to them
>>67622497
>finnish postenders
oh damn donskoi and lehterä are all over the ice.
>>67622497
Everyone knows whoever wins this is just going to get shit on by the east winner, probably tampa
>>67622392
that webm is fucked up
How come Canada has a team in the NBA playoffs but none in the NHL playoffs?
>>67622504
>the opinions of a swede
Discarded
How much money did the Blues pay the refs in the Dallas series? I havent seen such obvious refpuck since...well...EVER.
As if Seguin being injured wasnt enough you had to get the refs on your side too, most pathetic sports city.
>>67622504
Achmed pls
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT BOB COLE
this shit is so boring.
they just shoot the ball along the wall over and over again
>>67622523
nah the east teams are fucking joke like every year. All the good teams have somehow failed themselves(wild,hawks,kings,preds)
>>67622342
underrated post
>>67622546
we should track them and kick them back to their curry smelling shithole country
Pushed in tßh
SSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAARRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>Berglund
But will it count?
>shorks
>Finnish goaltending
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>rednecks thinking that goal would count
lamo
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
kek what a meme goal
easy interference call.
>AND ITS ONE NOTHING SAN JOS- BERGLAND WITH THE GOAL
fuck off bob cole
>jones moves out of crease to make contact with player
>goal doesn't count
Glad he learned that dirty trick from quick back in LA
Good call.
Get fucked my melanin-rich friends
No opp to make the save
Titty time again.
That's a brutal call.
Neutral on this series, no goal is a good call.
No goal for you, meth heads.
>Those tittys
Bruh
KEK THAT SUCKS
FUCKING VLASIC
Looking for a screenshot of those big sunkissed MILF jugs
>Those fat titties
>>67622497
Doesn't take much to BTFO Finnish goalies
Luckily neither team relies much on Finnish skaters so they couldn't fuck it up
why would hitchcock challenge it? why would the refs ever change their mind?
begins with REF, ends with PUCK
>challenging this
HITCHCOCK YOU MORON
>>67622606
>67622606
SOMEONE MUST HAVE IT
Fun Fact: the #1 and #2 eaters in the world, Matt Stonie and Joey Chestnut both happen to be from San Jose. What are the odds?!
For once the Sharks get a call in their favor and don't get fucked by the refs
who is the least memey team left? Is /tblightning/ the team to root for
someone cap the chick in the "long live the notes" shirt's tits behind DeBoer
Really shouldn't have challenged that
Vlasic and Ward literally look like Pepe
Sharks truly are Reddit: the team
San Jose is playing like shit, wouldn't surprise me if they score again any minute.
>Challenging something that was literally reviewed 10 seconds earlier
What did he mean by this?
>>67622637
>not rooting for bill
Kys
lol at these teams. fucking terrible
>jones
Phew
>>67622651
Top kek
>>67622634
Livestuffing isn't eating, bruh.
It's savage
>>67622641
Sorry Im from Dallas, I dont associate with beaners.
Loving this view...
>>67622636
>once
>>67622606
She has been at a lot of Blues games, bless her heart. You will see more of them
>>67622663
>le bill xDDD
you have to go back
Did nobody screencap those MILF titties?
Fucking christ, worthless fucks
>>67622670
thank u
>>67622679
u 2
>>67622632
>>67622606
>>67622670
I honestly love those fat tits
>>67622685
>he thinks bill is a reddit originated meme
Smells like newfriends
third disallowed goal for the blues this playoffs
tired of this shit
>>67622679
>>67622679
>>67622670
I would literally bury my face in those and suffocate to death, if you know what I mean.
Couture channeling his inner Dustin brown
>>67622670
HGH TEST
