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WTB lids?
>>67617655
Angels Over 7.5 lad I'm on a hot streak right now
>>67617655
>>67617655
Boca Juniors
Bethlehem unders fucked. That's 32 losses from 38. Literally CANNOT win a bet zzzzz
>>67617885
Not looked but Boca surely playing ressies?
Putting my wifes boyfriends Porshe on Whitecaps o5.5
>>67618330
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT PENALTY
>>67618330
>missed pen
Poor mackers, post caps
>>67618330
PMSL
gonna need screencaps of the aftermath Me-Gusta
Just waiting for team news but +1 SHOULD be a good bet
>>67618330
Mackers on suicide watch
Mackers on the way to the canal
>>67618608
What game was that?
Mackers might genuinly kill himself.
Kickstarter fund to fuel his addiction when?
Lost my head, 4 figures on plaza
>>67618844
Mackers team had a pen and the guy twatted it miles wide, other team went down other end and made it 2-0 pml
>>67618959
webm?
How the fuck does he lose so much yet keep coming back? Surely he would have gone bankrupt by now, no? Does he have very rich parents or what?
>>67619067
His dad is very rich
>>67619067
PA subscriptions?
>>67618910
Joined you. Shaking
>>67619067
He has excellent days and bad days. A lot of his bets are very good, but only the bad ones with the funny reactions get posted on here
>>67619114
What does he do?
>>67619131
How much per month from that?
>>67619067
He's worth £2mil and is very dramatic. He also makes 700+people*£25/month
How do see his Facebook posts, do you have to be in his stupid group?
>>67619175
Been drinking again with boys lad?
Who is the founding father of /bet/?
>>67619257
me pal
>>67619243
pmsl
>>67619257
Oil the Nonce.
>James Mckeown no puede ver esta publicación porque no es miembro de Professional Gambling Advice.
lmao
>>67619257
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/41436097/#41436097
>>67619212
Message his gf, Finnie to add you to the group.
>>67619067
He was up 300k for the year a couple of weeks ago, he made 50k on a French bet on Friday. People only post his breakdowns and bad bets, don't remember many posts about that Argentinan draw bet which won him 100k+
>>67619257
Uni founded bet, Obscure founded shrewd bet
>>67619450
Absolutely no way he's up 300k. Pulling a Luxton.
>>67619450
>that Argentinan draw bet which won him 100k+
And he gave the guy who tipped it to him £250. Was in tears when I found that out.
>>67619396
Seemed like more countries participated back then, did the Brits drive everyone out?
>>67619450
>actually believes this
He is DAC in Asia lad. Can tell by his posts and personality.
>>67619516
He does BoTM and ToTM every month lid
>>67618910
So shrewd
>>67618910
Fucking
1111111111
>>67619450
Surely he's not a consistent winner if he's such an addict though? He's always on mega tilt and throwing bankroll management out the window.
wtfb
>>67619489
This desu
Also obligatory post at the end of the Mackers era, it's been fun ridiculing him with you lads
>>67619566
I know. Just funny he made literally 6 figs on a bet he didnt know about and gave away £250.
>>67619645
Is Mackers kill?
Up insane on Plaza
I've been in PGA since the very beginning, so i've witnessed the ups and downs we've all been through, but i'm just gonna state my opinion about the tips that Mackers is posting, because at the moment they are genuinely terrible.
In the past when a notification was received on my iPhone about a tip being "Posted in Admin" I'd jump straight on, because I knew that research had been put into the selection of the bet and of course the strike rate Mackers had. Now when a tip gets posted I genuinely don't get on due to the fact that the majority of the tips lose and the research put in to it is either minimal or none what so ever.
Every bet Mackers was on, was every bet tipped in Admin. Now randomly on the page i'd see a "BOOOOOOM" or an "AIRRRRRRR" or "BRAINS" post about a team, that wasn't even mentioned in Admin. Also when a "Large Stake" was tipped on Fylkir women yesterday, you turned around and said you didn't have a single penny on the game? Yet you had accounts to place a bet. If your not staking, why post as a tip?
Just my opinion, but things need to change because the tips and strike rate at the moment ain't good enough to be honest... Lets hope it improves ready for Iceland and the summer.
I will probably get told to "Just leave then" or "Stop moaning" but im entitled to my opinion, and there you go. #RantOver
>>67619510
I think he's honest, too honest of anything I believe him. When he's staking approximately a million a month it's pretty believable
>>67619516
It won bet of the month, I think he talks to the guy in chat groups so knew about it in advance
>>67619557
You're a British man using an Albanian proxy, you don't win in an argument here
>>67619597
He's not consistent at all, has huge swings, think he lost money last year despite making 600k after 5 months
>>67619702
See >>67619379
He left his own group
>>67619768
Literally just got off the bell with Mac daddy, he's stepping down from PGA and has asked me to take command.
Putting the price back down to £10 lids, and will share all info with you.
Give it a week, he's addicted to the attention
>>67619821
Thanks pally
Whatever happened to Louis Cleveland?
Might take overs in the boca juniors game desu, definitely don't fancy the plus handicap anymore
JUVE GUY
>>67619941
he ded
>>67620007
He aint, just banned.
>Can't wait to regain posting privileges, got a few golden tips up my sleeves.
>>67620044
Shaking
>>67619933
Bankrolled overs.
Better come in.
>>67620044
tell the mong to reset his router. :^)
>>67619933
Evening Hass, need some advice pal.
Got this bird on swidly T right, she gave me her number yeah, we start talking, im playing it so well yeah, she adds me on WhatsApp and Snapchat etc, calls me all the good names, she's alright. But I told her I was 'up sums' on Eurovision and she's a little restrained now, what can i do to pull her closer hass.
I'm also going to take overs because betting is fun.
>>67620098
>Wanting Juveguy back
I know he's a charachter, but he's the kind of charachter nobody wants to see.
>>67620133
filter him. not hard. +ev 2bh.
>>67620100
Ask her how many inches of cock she can take in her mouth.
>>67620100
You frighten me desu
Haven't actually seen what the line is for overs yet pmsl, but will keep my eye on the game
>>67620190
o2.5 @2.3
put my roll on it. better come in hassy boy.
>>67620190
Listen u lttl rat, i'm not askin for much yeah.
Just tell me wot I should say. I heard you were good with this stuff yeah?
lids lids lids
>>67619881
Spunked all his money on drugs
>>67620208
This is a really bad bet, would not advise it at all given the odds and the stake
>>67620100
Tell her you acquired a large sum of cash via shrewd betting pmsl.
>>67620244
Tell her you're DAC from BT?
>>67620305
cashout already down a 1/5th of my roll.
can't stop now. won't stop now. all or nothing.
>>67619653
Because he's a tight bastard but in his mind that's ok because it's the rules (the rules he invented). He lost all that money within a week as well. He's daydreaming if he thinks he'll make 840k this year.
Which unis everyone from? If you're not from uni fuck off.
>>67620408
don't reply if you're not redbrick
>>67620408
RHUL
>>67620421
What about glass
Boca goals when, need at least 2 more from them. accidentally did -1 handi, thought odds were good.
>>67620408
Bristol
>>67620487
there's 1 mate.
you're a fucking moron though
>hass
H A S S
>>67620408
ABERDEEN
B
E
R
D
E
E
N
I'm not even on PMSL
>>67620408
East Anglia pmsl
>paying for non-Russel Group
>>67620590
put my 4.5 digit bank roll on @2.62.
thnx hass, i'll have a drink on you tmz.
>>67620626
>he pays for his university education
CAN'T BREATHE
pmsl
>I'm not even on PMSL
>>67620627
>i'll have a drink on you
????????????????????
>uni
Lefty student slug teens. Shouldn't you be in bed?
>>67620626
Fancy meeting up?
Can smell the rank ironbru breath of all the sweaty scots in here. disgusting.
>>67620695
Sounds like something a Tory would say.
>>67620664
pmsl ikr
Planning to do a runner after degree tbqh.
>>67620457
Alumni here, how's shit?
>>67620695
tory fucking scum
>>67620773
>Alumni
Got a 2:2 in media and still shit posting on /bet/?
>>67620773
Medicine is a gay bar and the SU is fucking shite. What course lad? Loving the 60 40 female to male though.
>>67620808
PMSL
>He didn't do a bsc in Political Science
>and retail job I want
>17k starting
>>67620862
thought you studied chemistry mate
Students OUT of /bet/.
Bet you're all Corbyn loving IN voters.
>>67620862
>political science
Nice science there lad.
Boca goals when?
>juveguy bitched and moaned about losing $250
What a poor pesant. Fucking pathetic
>>67620893
Voted for Sadik
>>67620893
Think of the state of european bookies if we vote OUT. You're part of the problem.
>>67620408
Left school at 16 with 4 grades a-c. Now own my own business with a 100k a month turnover.
>Juveguy has a better ROI than Euan.
Why are kekos only good bets his inplay ones?
>>67620938
Just proved you're retarded. Also sure and I'm an investment banker at 17 with 1mill salary with no commission.
>>67620947
keko posting about himself again zzz
>>67620832
>Medicine is a gay bar and the SU is fucking shite
>B-but it's only 10 minutes to London
Read English Lit (whatever, got a good job out of it). M8, the whole campus is a gay bar, girls are easy though and fucking hot. Batted well above my average there
What year are you in?
>>67620977
Ok lad. Still leeching off mummy and daddy you student cunt? This is why I have all my money offshore, so I don't have to keep tossers like yourself in nappies.
If you want a minimum wage job with your humanities degree, do get in contact though.
Help me out /bet/, I just said to a girl on tinder she could stay over at mine instead of catching an early train back and she said yes.
>>67621000
>read
>read
Sounds like a tory if i've ever 'read' a post.
>Juveguy gimmick crossing all sorts of boundaries.
Not a fan of it desu
>>67620977
Sounds like a decent gig that
>>67620408
Oxford (Balliol) m8
>>67621045
>replying and therefore encouraging him
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>67621029
I'm an investment banker. I don't know what you want.
>>67621045
This is fucking gold.
>>67620938
>turnover
PMSL
>>67620886
Must be because of my corrosive personality (haha)
>>67621045
WEW LAD
>>67621044
No, I've just learnt to assimilate well. You'd pretend to be a blue-blood conservative for summa dat Ascot white meat
>>67620938
>4 GCSE'S, you sure you're not dyslexic and actually make 10 pounds turnover?
>>67617587
up brains today
HASS SO SHREWD
UP INSANE
HASS PRIVILEGED ZONE
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>>67621000
Yeah same mate, some of the girls in this uni are unbelievable and incredibly easy. Already up to 6 this year. Biomed m8 first year.
>>67621124
This whole post reads like it was written by a 4 year old, so pipe down lad.
>>67621166
>4 GCSE'S
Was one of them English as a second language downy?
>>67621032
underrated post.
rebacking the overs
>>67621221
The cheek of it. You struggle to structure a sentence correctly and lack the correct vocabulary.
>>67621032
Tell her you've got your parents coming over. Surprise visit. If she asks why she can't meet them, they're catholics.
>>67621277
from someone who has never been with a girl sober before.
>>67621032
If you're struggling for things to do then eat her ass.
anybody got a stream for boca juniors??
>>67621270
Still got more than 4 GCSE'S
>>67621353
It's on the betting site you fucking clown
Rebacking overs in the Club America game like a mad man
>>67621362
I dont have a bet365 account you nonce
>>67621277
Bonus points: tell her they're Muslim fundamentalists
>>67621387
How is that my problem you weasel.
>>67620408
Imperial College London
>>67621119
>Must be because of my corrosive personality (haha)
Disturbed by the lack of (you)'s for this post desu
Can everyone calm down, it's getting really heated. I feel a little uneasy and this is my safe space.
Thanks.
Saw that the odds for a draw in the MLS game was at 25.0 on my book, thought it was a huge value so I put $100 on
turn out those odds were actually draw from 0:0
sick to my stomach
backing the unders like a madman
>>67621461
WHY HASNT HE KILLED HIMSELF YET REEEEEEE
>>67621387
Should be on 'futbol para todos' youtube channel if it's a league game
>>67621461
Void this post.
>>67621462
You can probably lay that for less than 25.
>>67621487
Have you been watching the stream? Unders is not a good bet
pmsl 1 match in the past 4 days. And she wasnt the fittest.
I must be as ugly as Mackers spreadsheet
>>67621368
Put my winnings from your boca tip on this. Reached max bet and everything. I hope it comes in so my family can go to butlins this year
>>67621725
Oh dear. Can we see?
REALLY close to meeting this girl now. Feel like I can have her bet with me.
Saw Hass made it to the United game earlier. Pmsl
>>67621861
>Saw Hass made it to the United game earlier. Pmsl
I ALREADY DID THIS JOKE
>>67621899
Sorry famalam I didn't realise, only just back from the pub
>>67621959
No just pull out and cum in her mouth.
>>67621959
Obviously you retard. Don't get trapped with a pregnancy.
>>67621982
having sex with a condom would be like only having a limited 365 to bet with
>>67621995
How does AIDS feel?
>>67622004
Too hot
Club America goal when. Hass fraudulent
>>67622100
This isn't r9k or fit
>>67622054
Just got on chivas dnb
>>67622100
This really isn't /bet/, post /eurovision/ or /tinder/ related friendo.
>>67622048
Needed it hot to make it white again. Lots of blood and food stains
>>67622143
Fucking disgusting lid,what setting were you on?
>>67622004
No conditioner/fabric softener.
>>67622100
Might want to keep that to yourself in future.
>>67622025
No.
Only if you have cum recently and still have a stray sperm in your urinal tract or you literally edge for ages and cum leaks out without an orgasm.
You CAN NOT get a girl pregnant from pre-cum alone, it isnt even produced in the same place as sperm.
>>67622123
>Taking North American tips ever
>>67622274
Thanks for the reassurence lid, what's your name in case she DOES get pregnant.
Also what if you have a big Juve.
>>67622313
>only 3 goals in Boca
zzzzz
f r a u d
>>67622280
I know this is probably fake but I really wish it was true. Made me smile a bit. God bless x
Off to bed lids, tomorrow's skedge looks hellish at first glance. Glad I'll be doing an exam for most of it pmsl x
>>67622280
>eating food with a skank you've pulled.
Bet you paid for it too. Sounds SO SO -ev
>>67622313
Only 3 goals in club America game. Zzzzz
>>67622370
Good luck and God bless xoxo
>>67622462
Don't do cunny after night out, she'll be sweaty and salty down there. Only if you meet up with her specifically for drinks or something, that way she knows the clean before coming out
>>67622313
>only 3 goals
Pmsl
>>67622462
Need caps of Hass's tinder story tbqhwy
>>67622462
dont go down on a girl that isnt your gf
>>67622486
I'm a proper bowman like yeah anon, not being funny, id be likin dat salt up idgaf man like.
Anyone here play pool games where you're competing against other players and not the bookies?
>>67622671
I REALLY do not know what to make of this.
Hass such a fruad.
Hassan iqbal the fraudo
HASS
SUCH A JUDGE
where are you you filthy disgusting Billericay fuck.
NEED an mls tip
>>67623006
Portland have scored in every game this season and are looking likely to score. Do with that what you will
>>67623005
Dire show, dropped it.
So so so much on pachuca
http://www.strawpoll.me/10224680
Well /bet/, what is your ROI?
>>67623215
I'm 5 - 10, feeling slow.
>>67623193
11111111
>>67623215
12.37%
>>67623281
What's the info? Santos are playing their backup keeper but is there anything else?
Last fixture was 1-1
>>67623193
Excellent, now I can reback.
>>67623336
No info. Pachuca just the better team. Santos gk is their best player though.
>>67623389
You wot
he's had 4 appearances this season and conceded in every apperance
>>67623416
Talking about their starter.
>>67623420
played what? Fifa?
>>67623054
nice one m8
>>67623621
music you melt
>>67623768
pmsl, think you're the melt here
SUCH a dire ending to the day
2222222222222222222
ty pachuca tipster
>>67620408
LSE
pulled an all nighter and STILL didn't get any work done, pmsl
>>67623215
>>67623301
>Claiming ROI over 10%
Either your spreadsheet has about 10 bets on it or you're full of shit.
>>67627012
No it's correct
Most of the bets are on bubblegums though so nothing to brag about
>>67626624
THIS
absolutely SPENT tbqh
iihf hockey race to 3 goals France over Belarus
With the Belarus defence and goalie playing like absolute dog shit its worth a small at 3.00
>>67627057
spent 3 hours rewatching Eurovision 2016 pmsl, convinced myself that I could work while listening to it. It didn't work, ended up a teary mess after the PASSION that was Jamala's Ukraine performance, what a night that was, what a night
>>67627052
how many bets and what are the average odds?
what TT tipsters should I follow? already got on most of the featured tipsters.
also are there any worth paying for? some have insane ROI so it seems like a good deal
and is PGA worth the money? heard a lot of conflicting info about it
>>67627216
If you're following anyone with a +20% ROI that isn't ARP or Euan they're a fraud
>>67627224
arp?
shaking
>>67627269
The /bet/ account that does nothing than spoonfeed a group of people who have never contributed to these threads
>>67627203
1523 bets
Average odds 1.87
>>67627279
>Flat staking 10/10 on long odds
I give him a month before he has negative yield
fucking pmsl
>>67627495
>not posting the 25k option
It's only for mr B's of this world anyway
Any Norway on know about kekos tips today?
Who /S_L_A_G_S/ here?
Got on because I could do with a good sweat.
>>67627533
Wtb
Liverpool U19 unders is the bet
>>67627542
Sousa game and set handis
>>67627547
On under0. 5 fh
>>67627572
Kek
Put all my roll on keko levanger tip last night @2.5 and this morning it is @2 should I cash out?
>>67627653
How big is your roll?
>>67627672
4figgy
>>67627678
Just let it ride m8
Only 35 quid
>>67627681
Why did you put so much on one bet?
Cash out unless you can easily replace a loss.
>>67627695
Chasing losses, if it wins I'm in profit again
>>67627682
35 is 5 hours wage
>>67627704
Please don't chase losses, family.
Cash out, wait for other value bets and stake sensibly.
>>67627704
shrewd
Sousa looking bad
Sweating already on this S_L_A_G_S tip
Hope you got on Sousa set 1 @1.95 a minute ago. Put too much on it.
>slags
>>67627741
Pmsl
Putting this down as a loss tbqh
Whuddup, losers.
How much did you lose on this weekend with your obscure games?
If you actually knew how to bet you could be a big guy but hopefully you'll catch up soon, LMAO.
Ffs this is my own fault, I always lose money on Suosa hes the biggest ATP fraud. Fuck you slags for pushing me
>>67627776
>using poor man money to make it look like you bet high stakes
Zzzzzzzz
