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>Will Brooks to UFC soon
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/15/11677414/bellator-mma-cuts-will-brooks-strips-vitaly-minakov-heavyweight-title-spike
>Werdum wants rematch
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677612/reckless-fabricio-werdum-wants-rematch-with-stipe-miocic-at-ufc-200
>Leslie Smith is angry about Cyborg stoppage
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677526/leslie-smith-pissed-as-hell-about-total-bull-stoppage-against-cris
>Souza wants title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/15/11677670/jacare-souza-feels-he-deserves-title-shot-after-spectacular-effort
SCHAUB?
SCHAUB!
SCHAUB!
SCHAUB!
Who /Seagal/ here?
https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc
>>67609854
Great OP, OP.
>>67609854
Thanks for the decent OP, lad
>those dumb swedes who said dillashaw would maul cruz
i love memes
alright lads,
is the werdum meme face finally dead?
responding to >>67609539
>>67609955
>>67609955
Thats pretty interesting. I wish I had more people IRL to talk jits with but most people I talk to are either outside fans with no training or dont usually like talking about the details like that. Anyway its like 3:30 AM so night /heem/
>>67609854
>Conor
>losing the belt
Deluded. None of those manlets can take him.
IN
TO
PIECES
>>67609854
>>67609973
>>67610011
Embarrassing
Reminder that Stipe should be stripped for poor sportmanship
>le sucker punch and celebrate man
>>67609926
bigfoot needs his hair justed too
>>67610104
Conor "I will be the most active champion in the UFC" McGregor
Conor "I'd rather die than tap" McGregor
>>67609960
I think I would fuck up anyone below WW
>>67610040
Nah, he'll be back. It's heavyweight.
Besides, I'm not super sold on Stipe either. He seems beatable.
>Chute Box
more like shit box
haha
>>67607826
>>67610085
dude shut your whore mouth this Manga was great.
All Rounder Meguru is also a really good MMA Manga.
>>67610186
Welcome back.
>>67610158
>brazil
>>67610104
conors gonna be stripped of the belt. i dont think hes ever going back to featherweight
Give ngannou his shot
>>67610155
>>67610040
...No.
>>67610232
all former chute boxe fighters won yesterday
Here's the Phil Davis vs King Mo fight for anyone that missed it
http://bellator.spike.com/fight/cjexh8/bellator-154-phil-davis-vs-king-mo
>>67610249
yeah big surprise I failed once again at doing something.
20 days till Weidman fans are making excuses again
>>67610326
wasn't that only Shogun?
>>67610337
>content not available in your country
Hey fuckass, how about you try posting things we can all enjoy?
>>67610232
this is the "fans" that comes with conor
>>67610395
cyborg too
>>67610373
maybe you should stop giving up so easily
>>67610373
youre here forever
>>67610399
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>67610465
I warned you about this.
Be careful.
>>67610490
She's looking pretty JUST with that hair.
>>67610490
>those comments
kek
Barbarena is actually fucking legit, wow.
>>67610235
What manga is that? I've been reading kskm but I could use one with qt fighters.
>>67610337
first time i ever seen Phil Davis do a caperioa kick
>>67610522
>>67610532
>cute teeth
what did they mean by this?
Anyone ever been to an MMA event at Mystic Lake Casino?
I'm trying to figure out how the view is and where I should buy seats for RFA 40.
Thanks /heem/
>>67610522
>tfw kangaroo could heem anyone below WW
Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Babarena
>>67610490
>that hair
>>67610490
That dog looks like it has eyebrows.
What a nice dog.
>>67610746
>>67610518
Don't judge!
>>67610104
>Conor
>Making the FW cut ever again
I wonder how far away from the new 8% during fight week policy he is
>>67610766
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBS5-AfG5cD/
Shit lads thought it was Monday today
>>67610732
no oh god no not here
>>67610235
I love Meguru, but that one had a weird development, like the mangaka was tired of doing it. And then suddenly ends with all the weird build up cut abruptly.
Don't get me wrong though, I liked until the middle of it or so.
>>67610564
Teppu is the one posted in the other thread.
I also recommend All Rounder Meguru too, the protag isn't female, but there are multiple females in the cast and even a tsun female fighter that trains together and they have some sort of development.
The girls in Teppu are all more weird than cute though.
Who /Werdumstillmyboy/ here
hola cage fighting connoisseurs
this may not be the right place to ask but fuck going to sherdog or anything like that.
ive trained Muay Thai (and some general mma) for like 4 years but nowadays i only lift, i have a heavy bag tho which i like to practice some kicks on every now and then, but is there some kind of video directory on youtube or whatever that explains more advanced techniques or combinations?
Now can everyone shut up about Fabricio Werdum being the greatest heavyweight fighter of all time? UFC fans and media wants so badly to have one of their fighters be considered the greatest of all time, compared Fedor Emelianenko. Fedor Emelianenko won 30 fights in a row and did not lose for over ten years. UFC fighters either lose to the next random opponent or get busted for PED's or do something stupid outside of the cage.
>>67610919
me.
>>67610919
Werdum is done. Heavyweight is done. It's all done. Pack it in. The UFC is dead.
>>67610919
he was never my boy
>>67610964
If you don't get decent answers try >>>/asp/, among all the mandrama there's usually a martial arts thread
>>67610964
buy guns
>>67610966
>Fedor Emelianenko
>>67610966
Fedor gut dusted by a scrub who got dusted by a herb last night. There is no greatest heavyweight of all time.
>>67610993
Don't worry breh, the media just need to hype another underdog and everyone will be happy and cheer again.
webm of last night's huem KO lads, plz
adios mma aficionados
>>67610919
I actually don't think I have a heavyweight boy other than Mark Hunt.
>>67611083
my heavyweight boy is tyson fury
>>67611083
Interesting he is my least favorite heavyweight.
CRAWLING
whats the point of usada heavyweight?
Who is your favorite female strawweight mixed martial arts fighter?
>>67611047
I fancy myself as more of a cage fighting connoisseur.
>>67611167
>haha heavyweight d-doesn't even matter..
>r-right guys?
>>67611131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRJK8cwP74
How many times will stipe defend his title?
Who is the GOAT Heavyweight?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10216457
>>67611000
/asp/ has been garbage for martial arts for a long time
>>67611131
What a sad story that guy is. He dead yet?
>>67611208
ive been saying this for months now tho
every new hw fight is more proof you cant have men that big have such a small roid diet
>>67610964
I bet I could heem you.
I COULD HEEM EVERYONE ITT
>>67611172
I would love to heem that smug monkey
>>67611266
You missed Schaub?
>>67610964
honestly get a soccer ball, learn how to punt and kick, soccer kicks and punts are some of the best type of kicks for street fights and fuck they were so awesome in PRIDE
>>67610964
heavy bags don't hit back
>>67610919
Always.. why did he have to do something so retarded? He could easily go down as the HW GOAT in a few more fights.
>>67610964
wynaut join a gym senpai
>>67611381
>why did he have to do something so retarded?
he always does that
>>67611172
>>67611131
Is that a loss to Kerr, or is that Kerr losing a fight?
>>67611521
how high are you?
>>67610964
learning martial arts from youtube, just go to a good gym, tell the teacher u want some new mewvement and start sparring
>>67611521
>>67611521
Kerr won that fight and i want to say theres old clips of it on youtube or his smashing machine documentary, guy was GNP so hard he constantly was crawling out of the ring ropes to have the ref stop, ref warned him a bunch then DQd him after a bunch of resets
>>67611558
I don't use Shershit like it's 2006 anymore, buckaroo.
And I'm only slightly high.
>>67609854
The year when USA takes over UFC and China literally takes over UFC.
Given that it's only a matter of time that america will have the FW champ, who will be the burger that kills RDA/Russian jihad to get a clean sweep for the States?
>>67611664
to bad china sucks at martial arts
>>67611598
I can barely blame the guy. I'd be crawling out of the arena if I had to fight Kerr at his roided out physical peak.
>>67609854
>LOL WHO CARES
how dare you you fucking burger, don't you disrespect my country like that, put some respek on it
>>67611684
Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek
>>67610607
this makes me sad. what a cunt to knock out a kanga who was probably scared as fuck.
>>67611684
Actually its a Taco.Based N8
>>67611684
It'll be some natural lhw wrestler who dehydrates and is ''natural''
>>67611739
who
>>67611761
Nate would be stomped by either of them. With Khabib it wouldn't even be a close fight.
>>67611795
The future GOAT.
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Joseph-Bochenek-832
>>67610729
if men still had tails, would mma be more exciting?
>>67611131
Match is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ka_H1yLzw
at the 28:46 mark
>>67610305
all me
and you have to concede it wasnt so far fetched, if stipe wasnt so damn reapectful and if werdum lost in a little less dumb, definitive and deserved way shit mightve ended in a more chimpy way, if you will
There are so many manlet fights in the UFC now. Lightweight used to be the manlet containment division just a few years ago.
>>67611852
>0-10
>5 taps to strikes in the first minute
>1 submission loss to a RNC at 0:00 into the first round
ALL I KNOW
ARE SAD SONGS
SAD SONGS
>>67611855
>OHHHH HE'S GOING FOR A TAIL LOCK
>THAT TAIL CHOKE IS IN DEEEP
>>67611852
>All those submission to strikes
wew
Any Paige Sletten fight fans on?
>>67611754
it probably died
>>67610729
>losing to a giant rat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA
i cant imagine myself ever submitting to strikes, how can someone be such a pussy?
>>67612027
It did die.
Australia is a shitty place full of shitty people who do shitty things.
>>67612089
You ever been to Serbia?
>>67612089
pretty sure thats relatively not true
>>67612089
some guys beating animals exist probably almost everywhere I heard most aussies are ok a little rough around the edges maybe
>>67612065
What about a chin, in your fucking eye?
>>67610607
What is it with you and animals, anon?
>>67612249
THICK
>>67611855
>>67611981
>THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE WAG AGAIN
is posting animal cruelty a rule violation?
>>67612212
>submission by "chin in the eye"
lmao
>>67612351
It is. That's why I only post cute kittens.
>>67612396
why are they killing their own kind
>>67612633
Did you know a male lion who takes over a pride will kill all the previous male's kittens?
>>67612395
apparently it's a legit Jiu Jitsu technique lmaoooooo
banned in most MMA organisations tho
>>67612633
>>67612672
and by kittens I mean cubs
>>67612633
He's a manlet
How can "she" be beaten?
>>67610522
thank you for this
>>67610522
>there's that double-tepe plum clinch, joe
>>67612672
Female lions actually give birth to cubs away from the pride, they wait a while before introducing the cubs to the pride.
If there is a change in hierarchy and the cubs are young enough and not found out they will actually have sex with the new male lions, go away and reintroduce the old cubs as part of the new male lion cubs.
This is because it costs a lot of energy to be pregnant and give birth and the female lion is already having offspring with the first litter and having a new litter would cost a lot of energy and brings a lot of dangers.
>>67612633
Lions don't see cats as their own kind, obviously.
>>67609854
Great OP pic, OP.
find me a better chin than this
protip: you can't
how many bongs till first fight? also i don't know a lot of UFC but i want to put my predictions for the prediction-rogan guy
>>67612733
dont let "her" get too close
>>67610919
>brazilian
>boys
nevar
>>67612733
female version of demian maia via grapplingfest
i don't think werdum should get an immediate rematch. his two best wins were thanks to being acclimated to high altitude.
if cain can get past a gatekeeper like browne then i think the cain vs werdum rematch for number one contender after overeem sounds fair.
>>67612733
She looks like the default female fighter from the new game.
>>67613023
Miocic vs Cain or Miocic vs Browne would both be pretty spicy.
But Stipe vs. Al before all else
>>67613037
she looks like a mexican grandmother who spent her tax refund on botox and lip injections.
t. mexican with a hawt grandma
>>67613071
>>67612918
as i said, hes training with the diaz and he has already mastered the secret granite chin technique
after he learns how to actually fight he will be unstoppable
>>67613063
if stipe is actually an active champion and doesn't pull out of a fight every other time he'll be my HW boy even if he plows through gatekeepers with two fight win streaks
>>67613071
She looks like female Kurt Angle
>>67612709
I was trying to get this response
>>67613023
If that happens we will see the next title fight for hw in like 2 years.
Have reem fight for the title if you have a title eliminator miocic won't get to fight in 2 or more years.
>>67612918
I liked this fight
>>67611172
hue is almost looking like a lady now that she's off the gas
>>67613259
envious?
>>67613135
Problem with HWs is that dudes that size aren't really meant to
A) exist
B) compete/train at their level
Hopefully he can mitigate his training so he doesn't shred his body.
>>67610876
Teppu looks goofy as fuck
Why can't we get a mostly realistic mma manga like ippo is for boxing.
>>67612918
who was this?
jon jones should just grab the hw title after he destroys the fat manlet and defend it once every three years to properly destroy the division
no hw deserves to hold a belt
>>67613334
oh ya: she looks and sounds manlier than i ever will
>>67613336
without a shitload of steroids that is
Cub Swanson is a fun fighter that does not get the credit he deserves
Why are people praising Stipe? He spent the whole fight running away from Werdum and trying to avoid any actual fighting before clipping Werdum with a flukey sucker punch. If there was a good ref in there he would have warned Stipe after about 30 seconds of running away and maybe even deducted a point if he continued.
>>67613362
trinaldo vs. some hawaiian
>>67612930
p-pls respond
>>67613334
im happy renan barao is moving up to featherweight - that weight cut was getting nasty. Good for the little dude!!
>>67613448
what fight are you talking about?
>>67613355
>realistic
>ippo
lol
Ippo was nice but it was just typical shonen.
As I said, check out Meguru, it's the most realistic manga you will get about MMA. The mangaka even goes as far as explaining every little fight move and thing that happens around the MC.
>>67613562
Our one homie
Is Stipe the champion we deserve?
anime talking is worse than cuck talking imo
out of my thread you fucking weeabo shits
>>67613642
i'm gonna keep ducking you m8, don't worry
>>67613683
this desu, what's wrong with all of you nigs go for a run stop watching child cartoons
>>67613683
this is literally a place for anime fans to talk about sports
Werdum Stipe can be attributed to fluke.
He won because Werdum did something pretty dumb.
>>67612212
I submitted a few bjj guys by putting my elbow in their eye socket and then putting my weight on it.
It's bullshit as fuck move but it works.
>>67613806
This is literally not
It's a place to talk about sports on a website originally created to talk about animes
Most of us here are above 12 and therefore don't watch animes
>>67613845
If cups aren't allowed would """accidentally""" resting your knee on their balls while in their guard be a legitimate strategy?
>>67613868
Anime website.
>>67613868
i think you'd be surprised
>>67613868
do you think a 12 years old virgin would understand cowboy bebop or evangelion?
>>67613897
No. Groin attacks are illegal. Doesn't matter if it's a kick, punch or a handjob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdsEQGSB-8
post your walkout music
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJTeCJ7NG0
>>67613984
https://youtu.be/d_aQgmFXRYI
>>67613933
>TKO (Handjob)
>>67613868
most people here watch or have watched anime at some point in his life, you are in an original created anime board
>>67614368
Yeah but then we got laid and grew out of puberty
Thinking of setting up a page where we can watch old cards together with a chatroom, anyone interested? I have every UFC/Pride/Strikeforce/WEC card
>>67614477
do it la
>>67614368
Not everyone is as pathetic as you
>>67614477
could be fun
>>67614477
do it
>>67614477
You mean like taima ?
so did the guy who punched matt brown get his ass kicked by matt browns coaches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS4Nao7MUSQ
>>67614547
>>67614553
>>67614592
Working on it now, yeah similar to taima, but I'll stream cards and we can vote on what to watch etc.
It's up on cytube right now, just go on cytube and the the channel is called heemstream
I can't add links here but I'll do it in a picture give me 2 minutes
>>67614592
hopefully without the gay ass gifs
Rockhold vs jacare 2 will be spicy
>>67614655
Ok noice m8
>>67614614
it was his ex coach
>>67613984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDbK6km2eI
So who do you all have in McGeary vs Davis?
>>67614691
his ex coach punched him then got his ass kicked? lmao
daily reminder to be
very careful
Okay join, currently playing UFC 1 as a test.
Remember to use adblock to avoid any shitty pop ups.
>>67614769
aww so cute
>>67614700
took me a while to realise it actually wasn't english
>>67614812
thats the fun thing about nig music
>>67610729
what kind of choke is this?
>>67614836
Conor would probably like it desu
>>67614769
good shit, get in here lads
Schaub and Callen are on the mma hour tomorrow.
>>67614368
>most people here watch or have watched anime at some point in his life
sad
Will Sean Strickland beat Tom Breese?
>>67614847
Reverse anaconda famalam
The face meme will never end
>the dead silence in the arena when Werdum faceplanted into the canvas
wew
>>67615655
>>67614769
>this kills the /heem/
Her real name is paige sletten, why has she lied to us this entire time?
>>67615858
"Sletten" means "whores" in dutch
>>67615790
prevents shitposting too
>>67615858
so people might wonder if she is silvio dante's daughter
>>67610075
wow, hacks really pushing that one hard.
They should just make Jacare vs Romero II
>>67615986
I thought she had good parents, why did they literally create her brother who is a child molester?
>>67614750
>>67616059
Jacare vs Romero is one of the biggest robberies of the last few years.
The only possible results were a draw or Jacare wins, because there's no way that Romero won either of the last two rounds.
>>67616173
takbir b rother
>>67616173
do you think they would feel like asses if they were suddenly capable of realizing that what they believe in is as fake as the easter bunny?
>>67616059
Jacare deserves a shot, and since we all know Rockhold will be the champ, they can hype their Strikeforce fight..
Will Rico ever fight in the ufc?
>>67616261
proibably not. bellator will snatch him up because he still wants to kickbox. he makes a decent amount from knocking out heavyweight bums
>>67616173
Brother Dean would delete Khabibs chin into oblivion
Plz Dana make it happen
>>67615742
literally into the trash it goes
Can we all agree that giving Vitor the Jacare fight was piss poor matchmaking and that Vitor shouldn't be allowed near another top 5 MW for the rest of his career
>>67616173
why dont slims ever smile in these photos?
>>67616942
Allah forbids happiness.
>>67616915
He knocked the current champ out cold not too long ago.
>>67617130
and now USADA knocked him out cold
