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>RUNNING ORDER
Swa/ManC, New/Tot, Ars/AV, Sou/CP, Sto/WHU, Che/Lei, Wat/Sun, Eve/Nor, WBA/Liv
>spuds
when's the manure game on
I recognise Shearer and Lineker in that picture, but not the other two.
>>67609671
thursday night
bit early
Can't wait to see Newcastle
Unsure why the City game is on first, just a boring draw. Probably because it was the only game that meant something.
Anyway Gary needs to be moved from MotD duties. I don't mind him but his bias is too fucking intrusive and obvious nowadays. Even Shearer isn't as bad as Gary is.
>>67609794
>being this wrong
>>67609914
Which part was wrong?
>>67609794
Should get Joey Barton in to replace him when he retires imo
Where can I watch it live on the internet lads ?
>>67609978
I'll try and post a few international streams when it starts, which is in about 3 hours and 20 minutes. I don't know why OP posted so early.
>>67610022
Thanks anon
Been a bad year for managers desu
Rodgers sacked
Martinez sacked
Pellegirini sacked
LVG on borrowed time, should be sacked months ago
Mourinho sacked
Monk sacked
Flores sacked
Dick sacked
McClaren sacked
Sherwood sacked then Garde sacked
Thats half the teams losing a manager this season.
Can easily see the likes of West Ham and Southampton doing well early on compared to the top teams due to keeping their manager and having players rested while most other clubs lose theirs to international football
>not starting with United Bournemouth
>>67609794
I was wondering the same. Spurs should be first so everyone can watch and laugh.
>>67609599
over three and a half hours early
I still can't believe we managed to increase our bottle level today
>>67609794
nowt wrong with gary
>>67609671
Tuesday night
The security alert that caused the abandonment of Manchester United’s Premier League clash with Bournemouth - and triggered a controlled explosion - was caused by a dummy device apparently left in the stadium by mistake on a training exercise.
HAHAHAHAH
>Arsenal happy about being 2nd
>forgetting this means another year of Wonger
>>67615409
Wenger will do it next year and retire a winner
>>67609794
Gary barely comments on anything
>>67615264
This is just a cover to make people think that an ' incredibly lifelike' device wouldn't be able to get into a football stadium on game day
evening lads
who are you voting for for goal of the season? I voted for Payet
>>67615500
t. man who has been saying the same thing since 2006
>>67615694
Can't decide between Martina and Vardy desu
>>67615694
Martina is the most aesthetic
>>67612969
Favourite to be sacked at start of the season?
>>67615694
EBJV
>>67615694
Alli
>>67615733
Aesthetic you say?
>>67615694
Where can I see the goals la?
>>67615661
Nah, makes it worse "you know that bomb looking thing? well it's been there for four days and no cunt has noticed"
>>67615661
Come on, Man U have a history of training exercises turning into big mistakes this season
>>67615816
>>67615771
They'll show them during MOTD
>>67615733
It was a toss up between Martina and Payet for me. But Payet won out because I still don't know how he managed to take that freekick so perfectly. Also I'm never going to vote for a goal scored against my own team
>>67612969
> The manager who was supposed to be sacked first won the league instead
>>67615816
is that a le twitter joke?
>>67615816
>>67615694
Has to be Vardy
>>67615264
Pardew planted it so Utd have less rest for the FA Cup final. True facts, look it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZ5ebReEZ8
End of season review for Sky is up lads.
>Mumford and Sons
>>67615925
>reading jokes on Twitter
You lads reckon they'll run the Arsenal and Spurs games concurrently, so we can all laugh even harder at the greatest bottling in Premier League history?
>>67615694
Alli v Palace
>inb4 he doesn't get it because most Spurs fans have gone offline for the day
>>67615978
Well that video made me cry.
>>67616031
> the greatest bottling in Premier League history
>>67612969
which one of those managers legitmately deserved to stay?
>>67616031
>the greatest bottling in Premier League history?
That belongs to Liverpool
>>67615978
>includes martial v liverpool with the martin tyler scream
based
>>67615978
>that sacked managers segment
>>67616074
m8, they came third in a two horse race, on the last day of the season, to their bitter rivals.
All they had to do was not lose to an already relegated 10-man side.
>>67616113
Yeah come on, second at most
;_;
>>67616042
Wasn't even that great
>>67615978
Weird amount of Aguero at the start
Memeford and Sons have jumped the shark hard
2.75/10 montage, the slow mo shit is getting a bit dull too they need to change their media production team
>>67616122
Poor guys only getting millions for doing shit, hope they don't get ptsd
>>67616126
> Poch signed a 5 year deal
Fucking kek, he'll be sacked by Christmas. Your retard fans deserve nothing.
>>67616124
Still nowhere near Liverpool.
>>67616042
>tfw just come back online
just checked to make sure my eyes weren't bullshitting me
>>67616074
>need 3 points from 4 games
>be in the lead in 3 of them
>get 2 points
It's absolutely horrific
>>67616190
ripip tactics tim, he was the manager villa deserved, but not the one it needs right now.
>>67616092
Flores
>>67616122
martinez should have been sacked immediately after the derby
>>67612969
>Dick sacked
he he he he he
>>67616215
The slip still takes the biscuit.
Actually United's choke in the Aguerooooo season often goes unnoticed too.
![bilic-tears[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hzTOGxV.png "bilic-tears[1].png")
So much feels in one image
>>67616192
It's been an immensely embarrassing ending but we've still had a great season. Would have snatched your hand of for 3rd in August.
Pochettino is still an outstanding manager and we still have a very good squad he just needs to tweak his fitness program somewhat because he's got a truly awful case of the Biesla Burnouts going on.
>>67616215
It's still the 2nd place. Liverpool let the fucking title slip.
anyone else watch louis
pic reelated
>>67616248
I wonder how much he got in payoffs? Plus he got a nice cushy sometimes being a pundit gig, life as a manager is really cut throat isn't it?
>>67615978
and we're gonna do it all over again next season, anon
>Arsenal fans still trying to shill this Spurs meme
Look, they fucked up and you got second, we get it, want a fucking open top bus parade or something?
>>67616361
mate leave off, it's the only joy arsenal fans ever get from their shit team
>>67616277
That season both City and United had massive leads so they both could have bottled it
Don't forget Newcastle too
> How do you want your Top Gear?
Give me a ginger cunt, a shit american actor, a women and a jew
> Say no more senpai
Hi guys
Really looking forward to the Man U highlights, hope it's a blast :)
>>67616361
t.butthurt spursfag
>>67616330
Yeah, lad.
>>67616340
jesus christ did a manager rape your mum or something
>>67616297
>outstanding manager
He bottled hard in one of the easiest seasons ever? I'd struggle to call him outstanding especially scarily he bottled second. Its not something that can be brushed off by oh we had a great season lol it should be a fucking terrifying omen about the mentality of a club
>>67616361
A lot us don't actually care lad. We just want Wenger to leave.
>>67616414
Have they shown an episode yet? Is it as shit as everyone is expecting?
>>67616419
that's not funny, delete your comment please
we at /sp/ have a standard of banter and this unfortunately does not reach the threshold
I fucking love Claude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97xJdjRxkYA
>training bomb
>>67616447
>lads, its totnum
>>67616480
wrong thread mate
can't wait to see gary in his tighty whiteys next season
got the lube ready
>a point guarantees CL
Not if United go and win 19-0 now
>South Korean army
kek
>>67616422
nice assumptions but I'm not a tottenham fan
>>67616434
Our boys and nurses need that money
>>67616424
*throws fake brick at you*
>>67616474
Sounds like someone left a training explosive device inside your bottom
>>67616473
29th may new series
expectations are low
>guarantee Guardiola CL football
They're fourth. They could still fuck up the qualifier.
>Ki is off doing military service
kek
Tarashaj just finished his, I think. So Everton won't have to worry.
It was a fake bomb
lmao
>>67616474
We all know United have bombed this season but they really took it to a new level today
>This entire season
don't like how little has been made of city's horrific season
like they spent a shitload on an already stacked squad and barely scraped 4th
>>67616563
Enjoy your local derby with Burton next season
>>67616518
>Mememouths first and second teams have all booked holidays
>U17s have to play against united in the middle of their GCSEs
>United still only win 1-0
>It's a Mike Dean makes himself the centre of attention episode.
>Fer, Fernando, Fernandinho in one game
ayy
>>67616573
nobody cares about man city
>Mike Dean making himself the centre of attention AGAIN
lets be honest spurs won't really care as long as they get their champions league
not that they'll be any good in it
>>67616573
It's because no one cares.
Mike Dean is such a mong
>Toon v Spuds not on first
>>67616511
Nah
That bomb thing is just sheer incompetence, embarrassing.
>>67616563
holy shit, is that you phil
>>67616563
That is what you get for sacking McLeish. Everything was going ok for Villa until they sacked him
>>67616590
kek (I'm a utd btw)
How are Mike Dean and Jon Moss in a job?
Literally conning a career
Why do teams also do Nazi salutes when a goal is conceded? Is it some banter about how they lost the war?
>>67616625
>tfw might actually look away
can't believe 5-1 actually happened
>>67616624
he looks like a real fucking wimp
>>67616644
At least it wasn't a failed advertising stunt.
>>67616625
gotta put the games that actually matter on first
because this is 1990 and no one has access to the internet so people don't know the results
>>67616619
We've reached the QFs on 100% of our Champion's League runs.
>>67616630
Nobody posted it in /arse/ so I thought you meant to. Haven't watched it but Claude's probably right as usual
>>67616619
What a small club mentality
>>67616625
They normally cut back and forward between matches on the last day. Not that there is anything to decide today since United didn't play anyway.
>>67616573
because pellers is gone anyway
plus they had a decent cup season
>>67616644
ISIS are probably pissing themselves over that
Should Man U not be made to forfeit the game seeing as they've basically sabotaged it themselves?
England are going to win the Euros, we'll meme our way to victory
DA SWANS
>>67616531
Based Dan. Maybe it was him behind the bomb threat at Old Trafford today.
>>67616700
>literally made the QFs more recently than Arsenal
>>67616619
nah most Spurs fans are fucking devastated, but somewhat not surprised because the collapse had to occur sometime
what the fuck
i thought Leroy Fer was on loan at Norwich from QPR
Fernando looks like he was actually trying to score there.
>>67616733
How is it their fault? It was a security drill done by a private firm.
>>67616733
It was a private company renting the facility, not the club themselves
although I'd like to see them punished
If I was a Bournemouth supporter who had paid for tickets and travel etc I'd be wanting a fair chunk in compensation. That's a proper trek for them going up there.
>>67616644
It's obviously a cover up. Why wouldn't they release that information as soon as a package was found. "Oh by the way we were training dogs on smelling explosives recently, might explain it" At the very least one of the dogs could have mentioned it.
>>67616766
A private firm that they hired to do the drill, yes
>that mike dean squat
literally a fucking clown
Does iPlayer ever broadcast in good quality?
>>67616330
Kek'd so hard when he said that. Is Louis a spuds fan or something?
>>67616563
You now remember UTV blamin Martin O'neill and Houllier. You dream of those glory days now
>>67616777
thansk bog sim gud poost
2nd time in a matter of weeks such an incident has happened, following someone detonating Tottenhams season a couple of weeks back
>>67616750
Thanks mate. Needed that. :)
>>67616826
weak
>>67616806
Everything state owned is shit. Why havn't you learnt this yet?
If it was a training device meant for training sniffer dogs, how come the real dogs didn't find it?
>>67616777
Just as much of a trek for the Man U fans m8 where's their compensation?
>>67616806
Watch it on the BBC Sport site
50fps and usually less shit quality
>>67616826
hahahahahahahahahah classic which twitter account did you get this zinger from paul
>>67616777
Most the utd attendance was coming off of longer trips though
>>67616806
Only for those who buy the TV Licence +
>>67616806
Think your internet is bad m8
>>67616766
That they hired. Any team with a shit load of injuries in the future could hire a firm in to ""accidently"" leave a training bomb in the stadium to get it called off.
>>67616804
You're a bit dim
>>67616875
>Relish broadband
>Basically a 4G beacon
She aint the best, no
>>67616786
I'm sure they followed procedure to the letter which meant evacuating the entire ground as quickly as possible before asking any questions about recent security exercises.
>>67616806
Go to Sport -> Football on the Beeb site and watch it there
30s more delay but the picture is better
>>67616786
take your tinfoil hat off lad
>>67616857
> 50fps
Cancer. Why not 60? Why not 144?
>>67616875
watching that stream but the audio is off
>>67616826
kill yourself son
>>67616857
This lad knows his shit, I do that too
Heard 'the package' was reported to have been a 'mobile phone stuck to a pipe'....I reckon it was either Fergie's, used to call the ref during each home game in the last 15 years, or maybe it is just Ryan Giggs' halftime sexting device?.
>>67616850
>State owned
wasnt it Pelle's idea to announce it early anyway
>>67616777
At least they got to spend time in a real city not full of old people
>>67616946
haha top bantz again bogsim! glad I subscribed to your posts
>>67616946
As poor as your chance of making europe next season is
>"let's highlight this player"
>he has no good highlights
kek
>>67616946
It was the dutch city fans phone
>>67616936
Damn you're right, hadn't noticed that
>>67616973
what would a southampton striker have to do with it
>>67616973
Yeah, he just came out and said it
>>67616815
>Blaming Houllier
Why do people say this? I've always supported Houllier. If he hadn't had those heart problems we'd probably be a lot better off.
>>67616946
I'll get your coat m8
>GMP confirm suspect item "was a training device which had accidentally been left by a private company following a training exercise"
Why would they stick it to a pipe? If you're going to reference ancient stories at least put some fucking effort in
>>67616931
A lot mobile phones and computers spaghetti with 60fps. Mine doesn't but you know.
>>67616946
Unfunniest
>>67616946
just stop
Wait, so the suspect package was a dummy suspect package they use in training dogs to find suspect packages?
Only in England.
>>67616992
>dutch shitty fan
>ever stepping foot in england, let alone manchester
m8
What do you call a Tottenham fan in the top 4?
Hilarious
can't wait until pep fails to manage in a real league
> without kompany
Stop this meme
Is Ian Nacho eligible for England or has he already chosen Spain?
Pep Guardiola spotted at Manchester Airport this evening, buying a return ticket to Munich!
Here she comes lads
>>67617059
Embarrassing
You're going the right way for a filtering lad
Hope someone buys Aguero. Will be nice seeing City relegated
>>67617094
WAHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEYY
great GREAT banter there a real zinger
>>67617060
Guardiola just going to be a glorified Martinez with this City team lol
Is it me or is Aguero just not the same player he was? He looks like he lost a yard of pace.
>>67617059
This one doesn't even make sense.
So someone can sneak a home made 'pipe bomb' into one of the biggest stadia in Europe, but I can't even get into my local teams stadium with a top on my bottle of fanta?
STILL TALKING ABOUT CITY
for what purpose
Fuck that curve is nice.
All these blooters.
>>67617145
Poop memes.
>bog sim copy and pasting shit tweets from twitter again
thanks for reminding me to filter this nonce, enjoy 7th you scrote
What do John Terry and half on London have in common
have a mum is steals
Vardy for goal of the season
Worried woy will pick spuds players for the euros, we're fucked if he does
These goals are quality.
Already voted for Tekkers
vardy vs liverpool will get GOTS 100%
Please don't let GOTS be an Arsenal rig it on Twitter affair again
Seen this Payet free kick so many times already but I'm still not over it.
>>67617137
It wasn't real and had been left overnight
Benteke or Vardy for me. But then that Alli goal is fucking nice too
>>67617176
Payet goal is the best
Alli for me.
Hopefully Vardy wins for maximum Spurs butthurt
>>67617211
>Martina
>Alli
>Vardy
>Payet
Tough call between them all
>No Arsenal goals
bootyblasted ABA's at the BBC not wanting them to win again.
>That's one of the Goals Of The Season!
Seriously BBC?
has to be Ritchie
>>67617205
No Wilshere this year lad
>BBC trying to desperately fill air time before they show the 5PUR2 collapse
pathetic
How were the goals shortlisted? Lots of very recent ones, has everyone forgotten most goals scored from August-January
>people voting some hit and hope blooters over Alli's goal which utilised actual skill
>>67617248
What I thought desu
>Rule changes
Yep
Shaqiri should win v Everton
>"that's one of the goals of the season"
dat prediction
Vardy imo
>They've had to change the rules because of Arsenal brigading
>>67617205
No Arsenal noms due to crybabies like you.
>Danny Mills picks the winner
Well Payet won't win he hates west ham
RIGGED
>vardy's lob of an out of position keeper in goal of the season
baka
>BBC having to change how it's chosen, just so Arsenal can't rig it
>giroud vs palace is not there
BBC is ABA
Hazard, Kane and Alli's took the most skill and weren't just a lucky bloot
I don't care how shit Spurs are, there is absolutely no reason why Alli shouldn't win goal of the season
>>67617248
>2 goals against Arsenal though
>Newcastle relegated
>Took 2 points from Villa
>Took 6 points from Spurs
Fucking hell
who should i vote for lads?
im thinking ali or vardy although the saints player goal was nice
Anyone have a stream that isnt garbage iplayer quality or bbc sport website "out of sync audio?
>alan and danny will pick the winner from top 3 goals
WHY HAVE A FUCKING POLL THEN
WHAT THE FUCK
payet goal is best i think alli is playing with the post in ground several time
>>67617265
>hit and hope
could say Alli's was hit and hope. They're all just shots on goal you tit
>>67617265
>Hazard
>Benteke
>Kane
>Payet
>hit and hope
time to get comfy for this game lads, gonna be gr8
>>67617311
yeah
who /4chancup/ here?
>>67617205
>waaah why is this team more popular than mine
FOY
Vardy's my favourite desu lads
Alli's goal is aesthetically lovely, but that Payet free was perfect and deserves it for that
