No win for the Gas-Man edition
BEER
BEER
BEER
BEER
>Of course, the laws of science contain no matter and have no energy either and therefore do not exist except in people's minds. It's best to be completely scientific about the whole thing and refuse to believe in either ghosts or the laws of science. That way you're safe. That doesn't leave you very much to believe in, but that's scientific too
>ok boys here is the game plan: Cabrera you hit a home run!
>... alright skip then what?
>Okay lets go team!
>B Rob in the commentary booth
Interesting, probably the first time I've seem him call a game for MASN
Let's go Birds
Please take a minute to answer this questionnaire regarding the Yankees losing season.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10220365
>>67609176
You forgot the part where ausmus tells Lowe to give up 5 runs in an inning. The madman
When it comes to the Orioles it seems like this season is going to be; can they outpace their bad starting pitching with home runs.
>>67609312
Gausman isn't a bad starter
>>67609215
He has a weird accent, I know he's from one of the Carolina's but he sounds like he is from Minnesota
Well that could've gone better but hey at least we have the dulcet tones of mr. Brian Roberts to make it all better
wew lad
Rickard's got wheels
Jonesy is backsy
hey look at that
>The problem in this business isn’t to keep people from stealing your ideas; it's making them steal your ideas!
>The algebraic sum of all the transformations occurring in a cyclical process can only be positive, or, as an extreme case, equal to nothing
Chris "Bases on Balls" Davis
>>67609544
so I don't come to spee as often as I used to, and I certainly don't follow the Detroit Tigers enough to understand what all of this is. Context behind these absurd sayings?
well red sox are gonna win again so gotta keep the streak alive
>this umps strike zone
>>67609620
idk either man, but it's funny
Oh shit, Schoop is up...
Schoop Grand Dinger #2?
Adam Jones to the plate...
SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>67609714
nah but continued hot play is good enough.
Is this game officially over now? I don't know I don't trust O's pitching.
Schoop on a rope
Kinda just want us to tank the season for a sick first round pick. Or will we lose it because of signing someone like always?
>>67609738
Nigga our BP is good to give up like 4+ runs so yea it's over
>>67609738
Gasman is elite you mouth breathing cucumber
>these 'lol game over posts'
Y'all need to chill tf out
>>67609620
>>67609673
>Purity or impurity depends on oneself. No one can purify another
well we got Alvarez for his defense
>>67609796
Fuck off Aaron Rodgers
>>67609796
no
>>67609871
God-tier gif
>>67609852
That dumbass ump cost them another run
>Bombston
Hopefully Houston can actually keep the lead now.
>လူသားတွေ အခမဲ့နှင့် ဂုဏ်သိက္ခာ နှင့်လူ့အခွင့်အရေး အတွက် တန်းတူ ဖွားမြင် ကြသည်။ သူတို့က အကြောင်းပြချက် နှင့် သြတ္တပ္ပစိတ် နှင့်ပြည့်စုံ နှင့် ညီအစ်ကိုများ တစ်ဦး ၌စိတ်ဝိညာဉ်အား ဖြင့်အချင်းချင်းတယောက်ကိုတယောက် ဆီသို့ဦးတည် ပြုမူ သင့်တယ်
>>67609951
I hate Boston so much everything about the team and their shit tier city from Ben Affleck to clam chowder, I really hope their team is involved in a plane crash
>>67609991
ayy bradmao
>>67609776
fuck my shit up
>The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it's only intangibles, ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die
I will miss Bradposting
>>67610224
Think the Tigers will dump him in the Chesapeake Bay?
>>67610224
>Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead
Gausman plz
>>67610309
Maybe but this team is a lost cause regardless of who is choosing the pile of shit to throw out there.
>>67610339
T-thanks Bossmus
Haha okay Kevin that was a pretty funny first two innings.
Please throw strikes.
>yfw seeing Verlander's ass
>>67610182
Just curious, where do you get these quotes? They are really Jaden tier
>yfw when having to go to the bull
>>67610529
Ausmus
>Reality is a question of perspective; the further you get from the past, the more concrete and plausible it seems--but as you approach the present, it inevitably seems incredible
Manny please start hitting again, its good for your health...
>activate it
>Manny will never get another hit
might as well trade him once JJ gets back now that we have Alvarez holding down the hot corner
BRAD AUS MUS
BRAD AUS MUS
BRAD AUS MUS
>>67610987
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>game has been on for over an hour
>only top of the third
pic unrelated
Why does Shitviles even get playing time?
Who the fuck is this faggot?
Thank christ
JUST
Can we just get to the Tiggers bullpen already?
>You might die before Kevin Gausman records a win this season
luv u 2 Manny
>>67612199
His chances just got better
>thank u based manny
>Manny Machadong
>Jones walk
I think the meme magic is with us once more
>>67612561
And now here comes the Tigers bullpen
Don't blow it O's..
well I guess we're out of the playoffs for the next 6 years
The Tigers had to go to Austrailia to find a decent relief pitcher.
One of my favorite parts of Orioles baseball is watching hitters' reactions to Darren O'Day's meme-arm pitch.
So much frustration and disbelief.
>This first-base ump
Welp.
O'day why?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67614844
I'm convinced he's a witch and Cursed O' day the minute he called that check swing incorrectly.
Great cannot wait to blow this lead in the 9th :o)
>I really feel the need to create an alternate world, a vision of what might be magical and beautiful and fantastic about being human
that fucking first base umpire cost the O's this game lol
Regardless of the conclusion of these contest between two clubs, I just want to say good game and best of luck in the future.
See you next time.