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Euro 2016 winners edition
anyone have any shit players they wanna sell us
>/trans/
>Premier League season isn't actually over yet
Was this the comfiest EPL season ever?
>>67606223
stop this
>>67606159
Oh hai!
/trans/ is kill
My wishlist for the summer
>new lb
>new cb
>new midfielder
>moving to a 433 and never playing willian again
>>67606159
only the freshest meme players
>>67606138
God save the queen m8
i love trans lads
>Not even a Tottenham fan and finding the /arse/ circlejerk right now nauseating.
Which Premier League club will buy Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg?
>>67606366
Hi Ronaldo.
Confirmed transfers:
>Sanches to Bayern
>Hummels to Bayern
>Merino to Dortmund
>Dembele to Dortmund
>Strobl to BMG
>Naldo to >Schalke
>Da Costa to Neverkusen
>Meffert to Leverkusen
>Wood to Hamburg
Transfers nobody will give a shit about:
>Safari to Malmö
>Degen retiring
>Samuel retiring
>Riveros to Basel
>Gaber to Basel
Who gets Wijnaldum?
>>67606494
I fel bad for the Bayern fans, they can't even enjoy a crazy summer of transfers.
>>67606505
Gerraway man.
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
is Pjanic to Juventus really happening?
papers reporting it, but Roma denied
might kill myself if it comes through desu, i can't handle another 10000 years of Juve domination
>>67606581
Serbia getting in early with the memes
>>67606436
hello
>>67606138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD9UTBWo51w
4 U
Who is Mr X?
>>67606614
No way. Pjanic loves the club too much to switch to Juve.
On the other hand Caceres seems to be confirmed.
>>67606678
>Germans try to claim the rivalry isn't real
>>67605483
>>67602258
>Thread Closed
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA BUTTHURT HOTPOCKET
>>67606138
Remember when England thought they had a real shot in Brazil.
>>67606792
KEK
I had one thread deleted too
>>67606792
>>67606853
So our Janitor is an american spurs fan.
Gaitán to Atletico in summer, 25 million euros
Mourinho to United confirmed when?
>>67606494
Arnór Ingvi Traustason from Norköpping to Rapid Vienna
>>67606994
Next Sunday after Palace win de FA Cup.
>>67606366
Hi Ronaldinho.
>>67606494
there are too many footballers called "dembele"
JT crying
>>67607128
Yes there are. Mousa, Moussa, Ousmane, and some more obscure ones.
In this case it's Ousmane.
Rumours
>Costa to Athelitico madrid
>Stones to man city
>Crouch to burnley
>Bony to West Ham
>Falcoa to Guanghzou
>Jon Walters to Watford
>Wijnaldum to southampton
>>67607265
>>Costa to Athelitico madrid
I believe this, it was talked last summer as well
>/trans/
Oh god
Please no
>danny ings loan to burnley
>>67606159
you can have oxlade-chamberlain for a packet of peanuts
he will add to your collection of fast mixed raced kids
>>67607265
>Wijnaldum to southampton
lel
Brekalo's moving to Wolfsburg.
>>67606752
i wouldn't blame him, Juve are miles ahead us currently
they are a top 4 contender for CL, we are not even sure to take part of the group
>>67607287
>>67607287
There's no resistance.
Just embrace it and spend your summer here.
>>67607325
kek KEK
>>67607316
It's just because he's Dutch
I expect Janmaat will be a Southampton rumour as well
>/trans/ is back
HAHA time for shitposting
>>67607387
feels good, mang.
>>67607361
he'll go outside of Italy if he's sold I'm sure
>>67607367
classic image
Where does he go now?
Midtable prem side
GOTZE TO LIVERPOOL
>>67607480
PALACE
A
L
A
C
E
Reminder that Nicklas Bendtner can be had free of charge (+ £2m pro annum)
>>67607480
Swansea £15m
>>67607480
Sunderland.
>>67607511
Newcastle.
>>67607467
>Days remaining to sex (3 maybe less)
>>67607467
>she went offline so I have to wait
>>67607467
wew
>>67607416
>>67607467
Explain yourself
>>67607467
Good times. I wonder what happened to that lad.
![bendtner-barca[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0l1Phc4.jpg "bendtner-barca[1].jpg")
>>67607511
come home nicky
>>67607529
I was thinking maybe a reunion with Steve Bruce at Hull if they go up.
>>67607568
I don't think Hull are going to get past Wednesday desu.
606 thread?
>>67606678
>fat white kid
>german
Isn't football and pork banned in Germany these days?
>>67607573
Muh chips
>>67607606
You're probably right. He would surely prefer a London club anyway. Maybe Palace.
>>67607606
lets hope sp
trans>epl
until it dies 2 days into the offseason
>>67607573
>>67607649
where is utv these days?
Eating the wrappers
>>67607646
underrated kebab
>>67606678
>>67606494
>being this boring and efficient and getting all the business done early
Fuckin Germans
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
Losing 3-1 to Millwall in the playoffs.
Feels bad man.
Fortunately Bradford always do things the hard way, probably will whack £10 on Bradford to win away leg 3-0.
Everton have approached three-time Premier League winning manager Jose Mourinho about replacing Roberto Martinez at Goodison. (Sunday Times)
>Ex-Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez - currently at Newcastle - is interested in becoming Everton's new manager. (Observer)
But former boss David Moyes could return to Goodison if Everton's move for former Ajax coach Frank de Boer fails. (Sunday Express)
>Ex-Chelsea manager Roberto Di Matteo is in the frame to become the new Aston Villa boss. (Daily Star Sunday)
Relegated Villa have also been linked with a big money move to tempt West Brom manager Tony Pulis. (Sun on Sunday)
>Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is to hold face-to-face talks with Rafa Benitez to try and convince the Spaniard to stay. (Sunday Mirror)
But Rotherham manager Neil Warnock has emerged as a surprise candidate to replace Benitez. (Sunday People)
>Leicester manager Claudio Ranieri wants to sign Swansea midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 26, to help his side defend their tile.(Sun on Sunday)
The Foxes will also pay £23m for Sporting Lisbon's Algerian striker Islam Slimani, 27. (A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Tottenham are eying a £20m move for Basel's Swiss 19-year-old striker Breel Embolo. (Sun on Sunday)
Belgium striker Christian Benteke, 25, has said he wants to stay at Liverpool, despite struggling since his £32.5m move from Aston Villa last summer. (Liverpool Echo)
>Manchester City and Argentina defender Pablo Zabaleta, 31, will have surgery on his injured ankle - ruling him out of this summer's Copa America. (Manchester Evening News)
Former England midfielder Frank Lampard, 37, and interim manager Guus Hiddink could join John Terry back at Chelsea next season. (Sunday Express)
>>67608062
Also fearful for the close season.
After such a good season the vultures will be circling our club to take away our star players.
James Hanson is being rumoured to be subject to a 500k bid from Sheff United. Doesn't make sense really considering he is good enough for the premier league, proven many times after we have played the big boys.
Can we all agree to ignore Peru this summer?
>>67608123
Also can't remember my tripcode.
feelssuperbadman.
>>67608150
Dont use one you fucking mong
>>67606433
Watford
>>67608150
still got that paper round?
>>67608150
oh shit I think this is the right one.
>>67608173
>>67606494
>samuel retiring
Pretty big news desu. 6 serieA titles and cl winner
>>67608095
>Tottenham are eying a £20m move for Basel's Swiss 19-year-old striker Breel Embolo. (Sun on Sunday)
Basel have already turned down more than that. They're fully aware that they can jew PL clubs out of money again, as they've done in the past. That being said Tottenham would be a good mpve for him. Anywhere in the PL where he can be first backup to the main striker, and get EL/ CL football.
>>67608179
Nope my mum died and left me the house and her savings. Just live off my nest egg, browse /sp/, play runescape, watch porn and go to valley parade every other saturday.
606 thread
>>67608213
>>67608213
>>67608213
>>67606678
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>67608205
Still baffling to me that he ended up at Basel.
>>67607367
The head tilt always gets me
>>67608238
Zombie Japan!
inb4 rare
you know remember that /trans/ season where all we did all summer was post pictures of fitizen fucking a toilet
>>67608286
hello fitizen, how things going?
>>67608217
>tottenham and mountain jews negotiating
Should be interesting
>do the double over spurs
>fail to beat villa
>>67608311
fuck off misha
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/4811932.stm
Was there /trans/ back in 06?
>>67608338
There was no /sp/.
>>67608312
Especially if Embolo plays well at the Euros.
>>67608323
i'm not misha
i never believed those images were you desu
>>67607752
Classic meme
>>67608022
He hasn't been at the Bayern masterparty today so it's all but confirmed.
>>67608323
Sheeeit, I forgot about Misha
Is the golden age of /sp/ back?
ryan scholes
yfw
>>67608450
he's not going to play enough to significantly bump his price up.. but might be a reason for spurs to want to finish it before euros
>>67608500
OFFICIAL GUIDE TO TELLING ANONYMOUS /TRANS/ POSTERS APART
1. 99posting (aka that cunt that got doxxed that one time)
-posts about newcastle
-uses emoticons
-post pictures of charlotte from geordie shore and dogs
-rarely ever posts on topic unless its newcastle
2. /shit/izen
-never uses full stops or capital letters
-uses the "enjoy your ___" meme frequently
-has specific filenames for his reaction images
-posts about gains constantly
-greentexts and hates everything
-cunt
3. king
-total retard
-"who /extrip/ here" is a telltale sign of him posting
-posts "hilarious" images of marko marin with lolsorandum lengthy filenames, also has 2 images of ashley cole and one of torres
-can post under a british or german flag, will often post an aforementioned image under the german flag so people know its him
-desperate to push his "legacy" despite doing fuck all, if you see a brit anon mentioning King out of nowhere, its probably him, the sad melt.
-claims to dox people but isn't able to
4. Misha
-aka the saddest prick on /sp/
-anonymous american who posts about doxxing people
-apparently doxxed the shitizen and has about 50 pictures of them, which he spammed to death until they became not funny anymore
-sifted through 1000 facebook profiles to find irish trips mcfc and 99posting
-if you see an american talking about "bog sim" or "his sagron" its probably misha.
-Known to have a brit proxy he uses to try and shit stir further
>>67606138
i was waiting for /trans/ to start again.
thanks bros this is gonna be a great off season i can feel it in my bones
Rate my eggs m8s
>>67608529
baba
>>67608590
fuck off king
>>67608556
>he's not going to play enough to significantly bump his price up
I think he'll be the first sub option in most matches. Depending on how the mext friendly goes, he might even make a late push for the starting spot at CF, considering Drmic is ded and Seferovic is playing like shit.
>>67608590
fuck off king
going to the store lads, anyone want something?
>>67608762
a gf
>>67608762
>>67608762
A defense
>>67607128
Ousmane is going to overshadow them all
>Adrian Charles
>/trans/ already dead
fuck sake lads
>>67609207
606 m8
VAN GAAL OUT
FELLAINI OUT
MATA OUT
JANUZAJ OUT
ROJO OUT
HERRERA OUT
LINGARD LOANED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67606433
>pierre
>danish
>>67606494
>>67607186
You forgot Dembele from Fulham to Chelsea. It's been confirmed weeks ago.
>>67607285
>
He's denied it every single time though. He's happy at Chelsea.
WHO ARE WE SIGNING LADS??
>>67609623
>It's been confirmed weeks ago.
If it's not confirmed by either club, it's not confirmed.
>>67609647
I doubt he was ever happy during this season.
>>67609284
you out
>>67607323
Is he any good?
Where is he going next? He's played fairly well for a shit team desu
>>67609669
Cortouar
>>67609853
I've heard he's meant to be pretty talented. You'd probably have to ask a Croatian to get a proper rating.
Gladbach, Leverkusen and Leipzig are all looking at Edimilson Fernandes. Blick are saying Sion wouldn't sell for under €10m.
Nydelige scener i 6.div mellom Blaa og Vigor 2. Dommeren må ta 10min pause, sykler hjem for å drite.
>>67609623
>>67609693
What
Is he good?
is Odegaard making progress with Castilla? Any news on this kid? Was everywhere and now nothing
>>67609669
Vardy
>>67610030
hvad snakker du om knægt?
If HSV had any semblance of competence in their management, they'd rebuild the team around Hojbjerg.
>>67609669
Shane Long
>>67610151
He's scored 15 goals for Fulham, and assisted 7. Not bad for a 19 year old.
>>67608604
Looks good. That jalapeño on the side
Is Sane any good lads?
>>67610325
He's pretty much been >Schalke's best player this season. Got some pretty good pace, and a good shot.
>>67610291
Hopefully it means that Pato, Remy and Falcao will all leave but Traore stays.
>>67610365
Sounds decent, Man Utd scouts were watching him yesterday. Martial on the left and Sane on the right sounds like some great potential.
>>67606494
>Safari to Malmö
SWEDEN YES
Wilshere going to Man City lads, might as well hand over the trophy seriously. Wilshere is gonna be the next lampard, future GOAT
>>67610030
Hvorfor snakker du Norsk?
>>67610476
I copied it from twitter
>>67609284
>HERRERA
>ZANUZAJ
sod off jap
>>67606494
>Safari to Malmo
ayyy you got dat right senpai
>>67606316
>Chelsea's best player this season
P L A S T I C
L
A
S
T
I
C
>>67610916
>Best player this season
A couple of fluky free kicks does not equate to good play. I don't understand why the media have forced this meme all season
Man Utd Wishlist:
CB
CM
RW
ST
>>67610959
Because of everybody else was worse
>>67610916
Willian is a joke of a player who even in his best season could scored 5 goals in the league as offensive player. It's nothing.
It makes me angry that people rate him because he fluked some free kick or runs a lot when he's awful at everything else and wasted every single set peice he didn't score from (hint, he scored like 4-5 of them).
>>67610857
This picture makes me so mad
Wew can't wait for next season lads
>>67611069
>no Javi
>>67611069
Cant see Wenger signing that many players matr
>>67611069
>sakho
You're winning shit all m8
How are you holding up /trans/?
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67611454
I want to die in my sleep, but who doesn't?
>>67611463
Been spotted at melwood m8
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>67609853
yeah, he was great playing in the wc for the national u17 side a few months ago, as long as he gets enough playtime at wolfsburg he'll turn out great, he's a very talented player
>>67611652
>come to /trans/ to funpost
>get this
who /chels/ here
any news on finding someone to take oscshit off our hands?
Will hazard fuck off to halal madrid or PSG? If he can keep himself from getting too fat to run for a few more weeks more he could have a good euros and still get us a huge transfer fee
Baba confirmed bust as well so we need to either bring back ake or find another LB
>>67612072
fuck off sosa
FINAL POWER RANKINGS FOR THE PREM
Champions Tier
> Leicester
Good Tier
> Arsenal
> Liverpool
> Southampton
Average Tier
> Bournemouth
> Chelsea
> Manchester City
> Stoke City
> Swansea City
> West Brom
> West Ham
Shit Tier
> Crystal Palace
> Everton
> Manchester United
> Norwich
> Sunderland
> Watford
Consider Suicide
> Aston Villa
> Newcastle United
> Tottenham Hotspur
>>67612072
Madrid are too stacked and I doubt he wants to waste away in France no matter how much Zlatan perks they throw at him. Unless Bayern get Eden due to Robbery and Ribery being dead 9/10 of the time I can't see him leaving.
>>67612119
we have a league table to accurately rank each team m8
Can't for Poop Guardiolel memes.
>>67609916
that slag was on big brother
Any man watching the new Louis documentary today?
>>67612320
The Scientology one?
>>67612364
>tfw never had some Lucozade
>>67612365
No, the brain injury one. Scientology still isn't out, right?
>>67612072
Yeah Sosa, I can't wait for Hazard and Oscar to fuck off so Chelsea can play with Willian and Cuadrado.
>>67612413
>No
It's never coming out.
>>67608315
>sunderland staying up thanks to the derby again
put all your wonga on sunderland going down next time
>>67612445
Cuadrado can't be that bad if he's getting minutes at Jewve.
>>67612535
>>67612320
Aye.
>>67612413
>Scientology still isn't out, right?
It's got a theater release date now, in the Netherlands and UK. There are threads about it on /tv/, and a guy in them who's either legitimately a Scientologist, or a really devoted troll.
>>67612119
>Stoke fan
Bretty happy
>>67612724
Scientology makes more sense than Mormonism tbqh.
>>67612887
Only true religion is Norse religion 2bh.
>>67612724
>It's got a theater release date now, in the Netherlands and UK.
Finally. It felt likes ages for it to come out.
>tfw this Louis episode is gonna be depressing as fuck
>on a Sunday
>on the day football finished
>>67613186
Who does big Lou support?
>>67612887
The thing about scientology is that it's evidently such a scam that I can't believe why people fall for it. inb4 some jokes about religions as a whole being scams
Even satanism et similia have a dignity of their own, scientology is a bunch of books from a sci-fi author and that's it. One of these days I should read said books though.
>Did you support Arsenal before the brain injury
>Arsenal fan
Man Utd v Bournemouth confirmed for Tuesday at 8pm
>>67613581
[citation needed]
This lad is #banter
>>67613742
Could have posted that in the first place but thanks anyway.
>>67613706
Have a trailer for the Scientology doc.
https://youtu.be/AIyJOp-tK0k
![PSG-Accord-de-principe-pour-Lo-Celso-transfere-en-decembre[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pRytqfF.jpg "PSG-Accord-de-principe-pour-Lo-Celso-transfere-en-decembre[1].jpg")
any argentine to tell me if that guy is good?
QSG are interested in him
>>67614174
Already seen it but thanks, pham.
Romcom with Catherine when?
>>67613742
So was there actually a bomb or was it just a ruse?
>Zielinski wore a Liverpool shirt with his name on the back after the Emploi match
Wew
>>67609669
>we
Nice flag
>>67613419
I listened to a two hour radio program about Scientology by the Danish version of Louis. The guest was a former Scientologist and the rule of the program was that they could only discuss positive aspects of it.
Was pretty interesting, but it mainly boiled down to some extremely good communication courses and an ability to really listen to and empathise with any person in the world.
>>67606888
Pls no bully
>yfw it gets revealed alan pardew planted the package at OT to tire the team out before the cup final
>>67615307
United field a shit team now since they know CL is not available
>>67615307
Kek, I thought the same.
anyone worried about this golden generation of spurs england lads that now have the choking gene?
>>67615502
I am worried that I won't have enough smug anime girls for when it happens.
>A training exercise was held by external company in week before game. Device was left by mistake. No hoax.
heh
>>67615502
Kane and allà should be fine. Belgium are fucked
>>67609916
everton
>tfw haven't got any /trans/ memes because i got a new laptop in march and didn't back up my /sp/ folder
>>67615550
Fergie nicked on and planted it, it was to be the greatest instance of Fergie time in history, forcing city to start before his united team so they knew what the had to do to qualify for the champions league, but it went too far.
>>67615550
Is this the true power of FEE LOSS O FEE?
Who /championship/ here? ;_;7
>>67615502
i'm worried that the mental drain of losing the league will affect their performances similarly to the liverpool players last world cup
vardy should play up front
>>67615665
How the fuck did the Norwich board repeat the exact same mistake two PL seasons in a row?
Absolutely bewildering.
>>67615665
How do you rate your chances of promotion? Squad likely to fuck off?
morning, girls
where are the proto-/brit/ borderline homosexual banter?
![460816125-467478[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7oAJEgu.jpg "460816125-467478[1].jpg")
>>67615665
That's what you get for not keeping the Wolf.
>>67615827
KEEP SCOOTIN' SVEN
>>67615720
For some reason they thought that because he scored 20 goals in the championship that Cameron Jerome could repat the feat in the premier league. Which is mind blowing.
>>67615786
I think we can get to at least the playoffs. Brady, Klose and Redmond will all definately be off. Hope we can hang on to Howson and Tettey. The rest will probably stay though.
>>67615879
He's wank
>>67612119
why are liverpool good tier? they finished fucking 8th
>>67607480
He should never have left Swansea, he was so good there.
Or if he was going to move (it makes sense that eventually he would) then he should have gone to a club where he could have been the main striker. I think it's pretty hard to continue your development at a club where Sergio Aguero is the main striker.
Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
What Slimani to Lester?
Any ManU news?
>>67623905
All Bournemouth's lads wanted was to play that last game and spend some time with their family on vacation, but the Manc scum ruined everything.
BREAKING NEWS
BOBBY WOOD TO HAMBUGER HSV. THIS ELITE AMERICAN STRIKER MOVES FROM BUNDES 2 TO TOP FLIGHT BUNDESLIGA
>>67624031
confirmed la
>>67626663
Bournemouth players are all cunts with the same square head
Fuck thrm
>>67624031
having the medical la
Was this the most fun PL season since it began?
>genuinely great winners, helmed by a manager only contrarian shitters don't like
>Liverpool still being wildly mediocre even with Jurgen Klopp
>Bournemouth staying up
>Aston Villa finally fucking off
>Big Sam being the destroyer of dreams
>Spurs having the most "Tottenham Hotspur" ending to a season ever
>Arsenal fans reduced to celebrating second place
>Van Laal
>Chelsea being shit for half a season
>West Ham finally being more than just a boring lower-mid table side
Probably more too desu, but I can't see next season topping this one.
>>67627262
Doesn't beat the season of Moyes and the slip tbqh
>>67626663
wonder how many had a holiday booked for the next day
>>67627262
>Klopp has lead Liverpool to a european cup final, with players he didn't even get to choose
>He rekt Dortmund in one of the most memorable matches this season
>He still gets to legitimately challenge for a CHL spot, even though he didn't secure it through a league finish, while Liverpool are England's only odd of any European Success this year
>mediocre
>>67627262
Besides Leicester winning an incredible title, most other traditional top 6 teams fucked up making it a championship of failures. Winning the title with just 81 points having the second team coming in at 71 didn't make for an exciting title race.
2013-2014 was still better than this season, in my opinion anyway.
Will he follow Jose to Manu? Reckon he would do a Van Persie and win them the league
>>67627338
He was dressing room cancer under Jose
