Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa
Chelsea 0-0 Leicester
Everton 1-0 Norwich
Newcastle 2-0 Spurs
Southampton 0-0 Palace
Stoke 0-1 West Ham
Swansea 0-1 Man City
West Brom 1-1 Liverpool
Man Utd v Bournemouth abandoned due to bomb thread
City is THE definition of a bunch of individuals without any coherence and chemistry whatsoever.
first for allah
>de gay
God, I can't wait to know who's responsible for Old Trafford.
>>67603002
>>67602899
;_;, let's save this for late night /sp/. I didn't plan to feel feels this early.
>>67603055
>bomb thread
FFS I meant threat.
>>67603055
>Newcastle 2-0 Spurs
Best meme this year
>>67603055
>Leaving out Watford Sunderland
FUCK YOU
st totteringham day 2
>>67603105
wahey
What a great final day this would have been had Villa not ruined it all by not rolling over for Newcastle.
> Best team in the league finishing third
lol
>>67603109
Oh fuck I'm sorry
I am not myself today what is going on
>Spuds
>>67603092
>City is THE definition of a bunch of individuals without any coherence and chemistry whatsoever.
Yeah that same team who scored the goal of the season through a bunch of insane anticipation passes have no chemistry
>Spurs best chance to win the title since the 60s
>Blow it
>Spurs best chance to finish against Arsenal since the 90s
>Blow it
>All the big teams will spend big to regain their places
>Spurs will buy players like Lallana
Lads, it's Tottenham.
>>67603155
this
> Poch signed a 5 year contract
He'll be sacked by Christmas
>Mitrovic and Wijnaldum now giving a shit because they want to try and get a move
LEL
>Hotsperm
>>67603077
>2nd only because other teams choked
>could easily have finished 3rd-5th
I'm not wenger out but seriously don't try to pretend he or the players had anything to do with finishing 2nd
AYEWWWW
>>67603152
>Spurs will buy players like Lallana
u wot m8
>create bomb scare inside stadium
>people stuck outside in a massive group
>massacre them whilst they can't move
absolutely howling at these babby tactics
>City
>have enough chances to kill the game 3-0 or more
>1-1
The city of City.
>tottenspunk
What the fuck was Hart doing
>MAN SHITTY
DA SWANSSSSSSSSSS!
HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
DA SWANS
>manchester shitty
No stopping that jej
DA SWANS
Numbers happy
>We're winning despite playing a trash tier youth squad
Watford must be shite
>>67603233
fucking golden god
>the city of City
mclean is such a scumbag
though i suppose if youre a talentless cancerous waste of space you need to impact matches in some sort of way
>it's a "huge deflection off fernando leads to a goal" episode
YESSSSS SWANSEA
Another in the second half please.
Wonder if the City owners instigated the terrorist attack at OT? Small-time bastards.
shitty is really pathetic
THE
MIGHTY
SWANS
\o/
>>67603250
fucking idiots
Time to put shitty back on
>Swansea have 1 (one) shot
>It deflects in
JUST
God damn this would have been exciting as fuck had ISIS not ruined it all! United would likely be 0-0 at HT and hear about the Swansea goal.
#LVGOUT #ISISBROTHERHOOD #GGMU
How come this Fernando kid gets to play for Real and Swansea?
>>67603250
Yeah I'm sure they didn't put up a cordon to keep anyone from going towards the ground as they were doing the evacuation.
>>67603250
What a prime target for a bomb to go off. Get them out of there ffs
west ham have no chance of finishing 4th right?
>>67603367
DELETE THIS
>its a mercs want to bomb out of the europa league instead if CL episode
I KNOW YOU LIKE TO THINK YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK
hahaha everton having a marvellous time
>arsenal choking the league
>tottenham choking the league and their first finish above arsenal in ages
>city choking the league and trying to choke top 4
>manu livo and chelseas seasons in general
seriously what has happened lads?
so I want to get into the premier League and I've decided on Crystal Palace since Nigel Farage apparently likes them. How FUCKED am I?
City bring Yaya Touré on for the last 20 mins
Blooter ensues
Swans 1-2 City
don't even bother to screencap this
>>67603234
. that's the way the league table works dude, if you don't like it go watch handegg or dindu ball
>>67603390
That's a Sikh you stupid fuck
>>67603412
Unless they win like 15-0, nope
Is there a webm of the Lukaku dive?
>>67603408
They are united fans. Nothing of value would be lost.
>>67603412
They need like 16 goals and a City loss and a United loss
>>67603381
City only need a draw desu
Anyone else finding this last match special extra boring cause utd match not on?
Arsernal finishing 2nd with 71 points. Everton got 72 a couple of seasons ago and didn't even get Champs League.
Forever Neverton.
>>67603367
How many have City had total?
>>67603431
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>67603434
it doesn't matter because you'll change your mind in a few months anyway
>>67603390
the purple guy looks cool as fuck tbqh family
>>67603250
This the same police force in charge of Rotheram?
hello i have a question. if manchester city draw today, will this guarantee them the cl spot?
>>67603473
Last time they showed the shots stat on screen it was 0-11
>>67603431
The crap in the league got better
B R E X I T
C O N F I R M E D
>>67603435
You are aware a win is no better than a draw for City today right? Even a draw will secure them 4th and a win won't get them 3rd unless Arselel fuck up.
>>67603434
>getting into a league on the final day of the season
Manure fan trolling Old Trafford security to keep Van Laal's job safe for a few extra hours.
>>67603420
kek
>>67603502
Yes, they only need a draw to seal up 4th place. United need City to lose and to beat Bournemouth to get 4th.
>>67603502
Yes
>>67603502
Yes, United would have to win by 18 goals or some shit
>>67603502
yes, because United's goal differential is terrible
Did Klopp just get in on the Nivea advertising or am I just high?
Controlled explosion confirmed
>>67603431
>Spurs finish above Arsenal
As things stand. Arsenal are 2nd
Top kek
>>67603434
Relegation fodder next season family
henrys tie is way too wide imo
Where can I find replays of all the goals today?
So if Man City lose do United have to play Bournemouth at a later date? Surely you can't just call it a draw or finish a season with two teams only having played 37 games?
>>67603434
Pick a League 2 team you fucking gorm, not a club already in the top flight
>>67603528
well now I can play fifa for an entire off season and learn everybody's name and do some quality shit posting next season.
>>67603526
Hahaha based Martinez with another phenomenal performance.
>>67596585
its actually fucking happening
holy shit
eternal cucks
>>67603564
That's what he said, you pleb.
>>67603580
They will play no matter what.
>Mfw City lose and we draw 0-0 against Mememouth
>>67603524
>implying I'm not praying for Arselel to fuck up
stranger things have happened
>>67603502
Yeah because united need to score loads, City are the top scorers in the entire league
>losing to a team that has literally NOTHING to play for
>the city of london
>the city of manchester
the epl is a JOKE. putting money on suarez and ibrahimovic was free money last night, putting money on kane and aguero to NOT score was the free money today.
>>67603564
they were both supposed to fall under the choking
>>67603580
The rules state it has to be within the next 48 hours. Can see them doing it tomorrow actually.
Even if City confirm 4th they'd have to play it to sort out 5-7th place.
>>67603579
footyroom m8. You might have to settle for Arabic commentators ululating through the highlights, but guaranteed they'll have the highlights.
>>67603608
im dying
we did it lads
>>67603580
Bournmeme can still finish in like 10 different places and each place is worth like a million
they'll want to play
>>67603608
>The mighty spurs
3-1 Swansea, cap this post.
>>67603608
Delete this
>SPURS
>SPURS
>SPURS
Fucking hell, you silly bastards
>>67603608
t-top 4 was the aim la
>>67603653
I usually use goalsarena but right now they have nothing.
>>67603531
Nah it's a United "fan" false flag to make the club relevant again. Think muh illzbruh
>>67603608
>United not in the top 6
lel I hope they lose
>It's a Spurs choke episode
Lads I've seen this one before.
>>67603608
The annual St Totteringham day will be held after all.
>>67603691
>implying it wasn't
>>67603608
>>67603713
s-stop
>>67603608
>Arselel are unironically proud of being 2nd
>>67603621
Misread. Apologies
Say what you like about how fucking dire Villa are. But their fans are class
Just spoke to the bloke who rigs the games and he said be ready for 1-1 at Emirates
>implying this wasn't all a ploy to keep wenger in a job
>>67603580
No. There's too much prize money involved.
Also, it goes down to goal difference, so you can't just leave it.
United could win 19-0 and finish 6th
>>67603608
>tfw you will never be on Soccer Saturday enjoying the bants with the lads
>>67603811
Is that supposed to be Ayew in the middle? Hasn't he been one of the few Villa players to actually try and be good?
JUST
>Arselel finish 2nd
>Sign nobody next season because of it
It's beautiful
>>67603608
>arsenal getting in the top 2
hahaha wtf lol
>>67603811
what the fuck?
>>67603811
BIG
So when will the United match be rearranged for then?
Can't be midweek as they have the FA Cup final next weekend and they'll moan about it.
>>67603129
Wait, don't tell me this obvious joke tweet was taken seriously.
>>67603721
there's a DAVE joke there somewhere.
Will there be a special 606 on today?
> Leicester with a double sub at half time
Is this a friendly?
>Carroll and Onomah on
w e w
>>67603854
No, it's Bacuna
Really really REALLY didn't want Arsenal to pip spurs.
>>67603871
they will toss a coin
>>67603871
Could easily do it for tomorrow
>>67603811
>>67603867
>cutfags
Picture of bomb squad arriving
>>67603632
City are losing 1-1?
who /gladitsover/ here
>>67603930
That would be an interesting bomb squad
>>67603872
Yes he has been sentenced to 7 years in prison for offensive internet messaging.
I still have no idea what's going on
>>67603909
Fans (especially the Mememouth ones) would moan about having to travel on a week day.
>Inb4 meme jokes about United fans having to travel from London
>>67603966
Perhaps they'll do it behind closed doors?
>Tfw you dilly dally too much and miss the fap window at half time
>>67603966
They just said not before the cup final
How Newcastle come back up next season to be frank
>>67603092
gib yaya cake
>literally cucketino
>>67603811
racist
>>67603930
They always arrive
It's fucking nothing as usual
Were beating West Brom then Mason comes on. Were beating Chelsea then Mason comes on. Mason starts at Newcastle and guess what...
>tfw I've always said since last season that Mason was shit while every Spurs fan on /sp/ rode his dick
>>67603946
>pool fan blows the bomb up next to a pillar and collapses the whole ground
LENS
E
N
S
WE'RE ACTUALLY PLAYING WELL FOR ONCE
>The big question is when will this game be played
Not what the package is?
Not who could be behind a potential bombing?
So is Rafa going to stay with Newcastle or will he jump over to, like, Everton I guess?
>>67603988
This is a possibility.
LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS LENS
hope he sticks around desu
Time to offer Martinez a new 5 year contract?!
>>67604024
Mason can be good, just very inconsistent
>Greenwood for Honeyman
Literal who kid replaced by literal who kid. Quality Sam.
>had money on Spurs
What was I thinking lads?
>>67604024
Isn't he out of contract after this? Why even play him?
Take Ian Nacho off FFS, this kid is not ready.
>>67604093
I think that's tom carroll
>>67604079
hahaha
Eriksen should have played in CM instead of Mason
Chadli should have played on the left
Son should have played behind Kane
Pickford is genuinely a good keeper.
New Hart eventually 2bh
>>67604079
Most entertaining part of that match.
Walker FFS
>>67604114
Shut up, monkey.
>>67604024
i think we always knew that mason was shit and was being carried by bentaleb last season
championship player desu
>some people unironically think Walker should be 1st choice England RB
>sky sources
>utd vs bournemouth will NOT be played before the FA cup final
If I were Poch I'd just walk into the dressing room after the game, grab my things then walk out
Butland should be englands no 1
>>67604177
>Lads, we're Tottenham
>>67604145
yeah hes good, hopefully sam puts the faith in him next season
Does Kane have the most goals? How many does Vardy need to beat him?
>>67604176
wew
>>67604214
Kane on 25
Vardy on 24
i'm here on phone just across the way at the quays got evacuated half an hour ago IT's fucking habbening there was just a loud as fuck bang and smoke everywhere will post pic now
Arsenal's a joke
Imagine the suspense if City loses today.
>>67604177
it's his fucking fault
didn't make any midfield signings so everytime dembele gets injured/suspended we're totally fucked
>>67604232
>>67604224
Ffs he could have done it today but it's just a dead game and neither team really wants it
>>67604233
The always detonate suspicious packages you mong
>>67604233
fake
>>67604233
heres your reply, dumb sikhposter
>>67604233
awful shoop lad
The memes are intensifying
>m'booloo
fucking kek merson
>all this refball
If this was a real game, I'd be pretty upset
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HERE
THIS FUCKING REFBALL
DENIED TWO ONSIDE GOALS AND NOW THEY GET A PENALTY
>>67604214
Aguero can still win it
Guardiola on suicide watch
Sunlun getting refballed hard
>>67604277
It's just the fucking bomb squad.
>>67604233
even I can do better than this lel
>breaking: the suspect package was a phone stuck on a bathroom pipe
check twitter
>>67604086
You weren't.
Old Trafford evacuation: a steward has told this Dutch journalist that a phone was found on a gas pipe
John Scheerhout added,
Geert Langendorff @glangendorff
Steward vertelde net dat een telefoon aan een gaspijp is gevonden. #mufc
>blunderland
>>67604317
Well its a good learning experience for the kids desu.
>Pakis control England so hard they can ruin the footy now
How did it come to this?
>>67604375
Not a blunder at all, they should be up 4-1
oh god please don't lose 2nd place
>>67604397
then why does it say 2-2
LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA LAMELA
SALMONELLA
>LAMELA
thank fuck for that
one more now
>>67604366
> Having exposed gas pipes inside concourses
Asking for trouble, fucking retards.
memes at full force
>>67604410
Because of colossal refball.
I'd be mad as fuck if it wasn't a pointless game.
>be desperate city fan
>know you stand a chance of losing out on 4th place if united win and city lose
>put ahmeds alarm clock under a seat in old trafford to distract them
>Most dangerous lead
meme magic
>>67604410
REFBALL
The refball in this Watford-Sunderland game is amazing, I bet it gets investigated
>>67604384
Gott strafe England
>mason gets subbed off
>instantly 2 good chances created
>instantly score
>>67604428
>exposed gas pipes inside concourses
Where have you got this from exactly?
>shelvey on
We're fucked
Anybody else from /a/ here?
>>67604443
yeah as a city fan I really want united to have more time to rest and train
>>67604492
Everywhere
I can smell a Swansea meme goal to win the game in injury time.
SEND THIS TOP LAD YOUR ENERGY
\o/ \o/ \o/
>>67604503
kill yourself
>>67604523
>they used the only known picture of him with his mouth closed
>>67604523
Looks like a vampire
ERA PEN
R
A
>>67604523
>Finisher on the left
>Finsher on the right
s-s-spurs were just pretending to choke 2nd to show Arsenal just how good Spurs are this season....
>>67604503
Me senpai
>mitrovic death stare
subhuman balkan chimpout when
>>67604503
Rooting for City!
>LEICESTER
THE MEME IS OVER
>>67604523
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/
i guess you could say
rachel really blew it
JIHADI JOHN WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FA CUP
JIHADI JOHN WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FA CUP
>>67604573
>>67604581
Good l/a/ds
THE MEME IS OVER
