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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)

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schaub
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Back up dude
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what is schaub's iq
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Schaub is God
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Stipe Miocic was knocked out by Stefan Struve.
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>>67594734

Damn, you are one ugly sun of a bitch OP
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JUST
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>>67594746
156
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AND NEW
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>>67594765
who did gus rob?
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>Gus with a belt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>67594776
He beat DJ's manlet ass for it during a commercial break
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>>67594795
Nah, Gus can't beat american black guys.
DJ would put him to sleep in the first round.
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Heavy weight matches are basically the person that hits the hardest wins.

God, this division is a fucking joke. Basically drunk boxing. I miss Heavy weight DC
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>>67594757
HEEM
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>be racist irl
>pretend to have the moral high ground
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"It's hard to do jew-jitsu when you're getting punched." - Stipe 'Big Guy' Miocic
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good job cumskins, you won one

im proud of you

its only a matter of time before conor is beaten for his belt by jose and sea level cain beats stipe in every way possible and wins the belt back

luke rockhold is the only legit white champion. the others are just counting down the days until they lose
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CHUTE BOX
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Dee Devlin
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>>67594816
MY
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>>67594834
Tell that to Brown
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>>67594843

Cain is going the way of Pettis. We are now in the age of Hapa
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>>67594861
>welterweight punches
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>>67594856
Does Conor stay faithful?
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>>67594871

As long as he doesn't have to fight anyone decent.
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>>67594843
relax goof
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>>67594881
You just know they fucked later.
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>>67594843
Luke Rockhold won't be champ for long.
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>>67594892

He will beat the Weedman again and then Jacare again.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNaBHazWeu8

Thompson the Mozart of striking says Borg is the best female fighter
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brazil got btfo hard

Werdum was never good, just relied on meme subs
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>>67594897
>He will beat the Weedman again
>mfw
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>>67594765

wait, who is the guy on the right?

HW is miocic
LHW is bones/DC
Middleweight is rockhold
Welterweight is Lawler
Lightweight is Dos Anus
Featherweight is McGroobs
Bantamweight is Cruz
Flyweight is DJ

So who the fuck is that
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is Stipe Mioćić even a good fighter?
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>>67594906
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>>67594900
>Thompson the Mozart of striking
Nah he's better. He's the Bach of striking.
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Chris Wiedman is a boring fighter, I seriously hope he gets memed on
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>>67594913
He's pretty good. Probably won't hold the belt for that long though.
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>>67594912

Is it Gus? Since when is he champ?
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>>67594921
>he still thinks Jones beat Gus
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>>67594913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7X_mRN2mRA
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>>67594573
nice job, roo
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>>67594913

>Is a heavy weight a good fighter

Kek
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>>67594889

he could do better
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anyway slavs confirmed for nigger tier strenght lel
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>>67594940
You were saying?
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>>67594952
Miochichi uses steroids.
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congratulations croatia. we got 2 belts cmon europe we did it baby YEAH
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>>67594881
You now remember Boyberena escaped Memelly Alves memeuillotine 30 seconds in then memed on him for the rest of the fight

based bam bam

sage is still my boy though
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>>67594955
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>>67594920

There are no other real contenders though.

Velasquez pulls his vagina every other month.

Arlovski and Overeem have perma glassjaw and would get heemed if they stepped to miocic. Bigfoot's chin is totally gone.

Hunt doesn't have championship level nutrition/discipline

Rothwell started way too late in life. I don't see him being relevant against a guy who won golden gloves and was a NCAA champ. Rothwell is a monster but his technique doesn't look crisp. JDS showed how weak his technique was, standing up at least.

Werdum would get heemed in a rematch, he's old and just got his brains scrambled.

While we all like Fedor, face it, he's old as fuck too. He'd be like the others if he could be relevant at all: would wreck WHOs but not a real contender for the title.

Struve doesn't look championship level either. He might have beaten Miocic once, so that could be interesting, don't see him holding onto it.

All in all, I think with the current state of HW, we'll see him break the 2 defense streak. He's fairly young ( for a HW) and with a division that looks like garbage, I don't see him losing to anyone.
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>>67594961
Stipe fights for the breeze of freedom flag tho
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>>67594966
>Velasquez
>Overeem
>JDS
>Brock Lesnar

They would all beat Miocic quite easily
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>>67594966
>Hunt doesn't have championship level nutrition

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/8/16/9159861/ufc-news-facebook-heavyweight-mark-hunt-switching-to-vegan-diet
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>>67594965

B-But muh Pride grand prix!
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>>67594955
>fedor
>great
>good

decent at best. gatekeeper/cancrusher tier.
the fact DC got the nick name "the black fedor" is downright disrespectful. fedor got wiped by bigfoot who was thoroughly smushed by DC. nickname should just be "the daniel cormier"
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>>67594979

Cain would probably, same with JDS.

Brock and Reem get heem'd
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>>67594979
Not to rain on your parade but literally 80% of /heem/ predicted mememan would win against miocic this fight. Seriously none of you faggots know shit about fighting desu
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>>67594969
Just for that american dream money.
For true honour, he fights for europe.
we have 2 champs.
bisping up next.
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>>67595007
Wow, good one. You really proved me wrong with concrete evidence and eloquent opinions.
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>>67595016
He's right though, mmath and last fighteritis are very common on /heem/
Every single heavyweight is suspect right now
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>>67595005
>the black fedor
it's just black fedor. there's no "the." or fedor emelianegro if you like, casual.
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>>67595007
More like 65/35

Don't think anyone expected Werdummy to rush in like that though
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>>67595012
You have no idea how much I would love Bisping to win a title, but it's just never going to happen at this point.
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>>67595038
and no one has defended the belt for more than two bouts in the heavyweight division, and totally agreed btw mmath drives me nuts
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>>67595005

>> Finished Arlovski, Hunt, Coleman, and UD on minotauro twice

He's finished three guys that ended up being UFC champions.

Dana White was obsessed with signing him. Say what you want, but in his prime, he was a monster, and people knew it.
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>>67595016
Admit it, you thought werdum was going to win. You pride yourself on your daily browsing of /heem/ but you never seem able to pick the winner. You don't know shit about mma. Loving the primary school tier sarcasm though
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>>67595005
>the fact DC got the nick name "the black fedor" is downright disrespectful.
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>>67594785

Why does Gus have a belt?
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>>67594906
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>>67594979
Cain and Stipe would go to war, I'd give it to Cain though

Overeem's glass chin would be obliterated by Stipe

Stipe and Junior fought, wasn't an easy fight for Junior by any metric or standard

Brock would get hit by Stipe once then fucking go deer in the headlights and get stopped
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Fedor vs Black Fedor

who wins?
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>>67594979

oh, i disgree

for sure tho if you pulled my man schaub out of retirement he'd startch miocic in the 1st (first) round
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>>67594979
>>Brock lesnar
stipe heems him in one minute or less
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>>67595070
black fedor, shit i'd even give black beast the edge over feedor emilenkanco
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Stipe is the youngest and most able-bodied heavyweight champion in a long time.

I don't see him losing in 5 round fights to anyone on the roster at the moment.

Only person who could give him trouble is Cain.

I think finally Heavyweight found its Jones/Silva/GSP
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>>67595073
>>Brock lesnar
>> stipe heems him in one minute or less

>>inb4 "butt muh disease"

don't get into the cage if you aren't ready to fight.

Lesnar wasn't exactly a great fighter. He just freight trained people that would blow their wad trying to finish him since they knew his striking was absolute garbage

I wish lesnar stuck around to get his head caved in a little more.
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>>67595072
Schaub would honeydick Stipe with his Ace Ventura impressions that he does all the time, homeboy would make that fight a motherfucker
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>>67595070
DC by KO first round.
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>>67595086

Cain will straight fuck him up against the cage.
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Predict Conor vs Floyd
>Boxing match
>MMA
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Will Black Beast beat Nelson?
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>>67595096
>Lesnar wasn't exactly a great fighter. He just freight trained people that would blow their wad trying to finish him since they knew his striking was absolute garbage

pretty much hit the nail on the head. i bet that boy weighed 300 pounds on fight night. fuck the "hur he would have been even better with no intestine disease" coming from mandrama fags that drift over from /asp/
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>>67595124
Nick is so fucking hideous, years of facial abuse
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>>67595070

We talking today's fedor or fedor in his prime?

Prime, hands down fedor. No way DC's submission game works on a world champion sabmist.

>>inb4 NCAA wrestler

Submissions != wrestling. Lots of BJJ suck dick at wrestling.

Also fedor's hands > DC's hands.

So prime fedor > prime DC.

But today's fedor?

Ehh tough call. We don't really know how much fedor has deteriorated on his break. We'll have to see him against some Bellator or UFC talent to see where he's at.

I vote DC just because he's been active though. Also, he's younger.

I wouldn't see DC heeming fedor though, it would prolly go to decision.
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Why aren't any top ranked heavyweights under 30 years old?
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>>67595133
he's supposedly fighting Flabio maldonado
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>>67595120
death by jab
death by inside leg kicks
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>>67595129

Strong jaw, nice eyes, cute locks.

Dunno m8, nick is definitely the more attractive diaz brother. Sure he's beaten up, but he's definitely got some good genes.

>>inb4 fag

Also how do you even say that when you have that wildebeest of a man next to him?
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If he beats Caraway will he no longer be a meme?

His virgin 0 loses is going to get raped once he ladder in LW.
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>>67595136
it's hard to get technique when fights are determined mainly by chaos and cardio, so it takes a long career to get good.
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>>67595120
Conor wins both, finish due to strikes

floyds a midget and conor has monkey arms
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>>67595124
no
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>>67595120

>Floyd wins via decision making Conor look like an amateur

>Conor wins via submission, probably RNC
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>>67595124
hell yeah dude, Black Beast is Nelson 4 years ago, Roy can't pull the trigger anymore. He's been looking good man i see him being in the top 7 by 2017. He is literally HEEM incarnate finishes all fights by ko's in UFC plus his meme game strong as well, current HW prospect
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>>67595148
you mean BW

and the ufc has rarely let a 0 go un-diddled. alves got lucky, the average ufc fighter has a losing record in the ufc, and enters the ufc with a winning record.

so many poor trapped undefeated children that need the correction that the ufc can give them. including the khazak that might mouse could be fed
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>I run boxing.
What did Conor mean by this?
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>>67595142

Maldonado has literally no notable wins over anybody worth mentioning.

He's been heemed by Miocic and Texiera, though.

Hopefully fedor doesn't fuck up and gets this quick win in, then moves on to real fights.fights.
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>the year of our Lord 2016
>a gatekeeper is the HW champ
kek
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>>67595154

So cardio plays a bigger role the heavier the weight division?

Just curious, do you fight/compete in MMA or any other combat sport?
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You now remember Ronda Rousey
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>>67595184
A gatekeeper to what? The top 2?
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>>67595186
I can't wait for her episode of "Where Are They Now?" to air on VH1.
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>>67595186
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this is still on the Wikipedia page and no one has corrected it, will Irelel ever recover?
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>>67595155

>>Boxing match with boxing gloves? Mayweather.

>>Bare knuckle boxing match?
McGregor. Groobs got those heavy hands at 145

>>MMA match?
McGregor
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>>67594914
wew lad
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>>67595197

kek

I doubted you anon, i thought you were trolling.

Its real. Check it out before the faggots at wikipedia change it back.
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>>67595191
He's fucking terrible lmao. He got BTFO by Stefan "I feint due to warm up" Struve
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>>67595212
>>67595197

confirmed
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>>67595216
>a fighter can't get better in 4 years
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YOU ARE SIMPLY AWARE
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BFajh0CJjFn/

Why is leslie smith so salty the ref literally saved her life
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>>67595219
I'd slap the dog shit out of cock guy
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>>67595219
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67595219

looks like my hairline 5 years ago

i'm bald now
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>>67594915

I really enjoy his style. I wonder if this will have a lasting effect on MMA.

Will the side stance be utilized more? Or is his success largely due the fact that nobody is training with karate fighter? And is it only a matter of time before people figure out how to stop him, possibly by chopping his lead leg with leg kicks, and taking that power away?

I want to see him fight RDA in a catchweight fight or someone with a very strong MT background. Is there anyone in welterweight with devastating leg kicks?
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cyborg vs holm is the big women fight to make yes???
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I wonder what will happen when Ronda comes back and gets BTFO in a rematch with Holm. She'll probably retire and never get another movie deal.
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>>67594765
C R O A T I A
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>>67595221
>a legit ref like Herb Dean
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>>67595247

You gotta put her against tate first.

They should just do catchweight fights and throw enough money at tate/ronda/holm to make them STFU and take it.

Cyborg walks around at 180. Thats a serious fucking weight cut.
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>>67595253
She'll gain 60 lbs of fat and be on another failed reboot of American Gladiators.
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>>67595262
Tate is a tune up fight for cyborg
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>>67595262

Cyborg/Holm catchweight is the fight to make
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>getting heemed by a firefighter who is a part time fighter

the state of brazil post-USADA
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>>67595253

I know its mainstream to hate her, but she does seem like a bit of a brat.

At first I bought into the ronda hype, she seemd cute, nerdy, she liked MMOs and pokemon. I was a judoka in my younger years and I was like "yeah, judo whooo"

Then I fucking saw her lose it after she lost. It was honeslty so cringe to see her on social media doing interviews.

I don't hate her, but she's kind of hard to watch.
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>>67595283
I don't know if you ever leave your neet-cave and talk to people not on the autism spectrum, but Ronda is relatively adored for the most part by normies.
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>>67595276

Youth + Athleticism was the biggest factor. When you get old you become weaker and slower. More brain damage = weaker chin.

Sorry to tell you that the kung fu movies you watched as a kid are a lie. The old grandmaster can't beat up the big buff roided out monkeys.
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>>67595289
She did lose a lot of sympathy though after her tough girl attitude against Holly
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>>67595289

I meant mainstream to hate her as MMA fans. On all the sites, 4chan, queerdit, youtube, twitter, there was hate.

Most people threw her under the bus after losing. That memekick knockout was like the top comment on every one of those websites the week after she lost.
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>>67595292
I think you'd be surprised
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>>67595243
>Is there anyone in welterweight with devastating leg kicks?
Thiago Alves? But hes shit these days. A shame too he was my boy.
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>>67595268

tate was a tune up for holm also
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>>67595264

literally just choked on my chicken McNuggets reading this
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>>67595292
>Stipe, a 33 year old man, is the youngest fighter in the Heavyweight division
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>>67595276
Its funny. They like to play up the fact that fighters served in the military and say they are heros for protecting muh freedoms. But Stipe is also a legit fucking hero as a firefighter.
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>>67595070
Prime and even early post-prime FE would have wrecked DC and it's not even debatable.

If it's DC vs today's Fedor then it isn't even relevant because Fedor has been old and retired for years with the exception of one spectacle money fight against a kickboxer. Obviously DC would win today, but so would many guys who he would have mopped in his glory days.
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Fucking footwork Werdum, don't fucking forget it.

Still my absolute madman tbqh famalam.

Fucking meme division.
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Why is Joe Rogan pink?
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>>67595305
Within reason. Yeah a trained 50-60 year old dude could knockout an untrained 20-30 year old if he's not completely out of shape

But look how slow Royce and Shamrock were in that bellator fight. They wouldn't stand a chance against who-tier fighters in the UFC today.

Againg sucks, man.
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>>67595322
Struve though
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How you want your title defenses, familia?
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>>67595322

Struve is 28
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Just went one year into the future. here's the champs

HW: travis hapa browne
LHW: cormier
MW: bisping
WW: lawler (3 controlversial split decisions)
LW: goobs
FW: goobs
BW: faber
FW: horiguchi

fuckin weird man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgZJ-6QtiQ

MMA Digestive System update
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>>67595322
Johnny "i will literally kill for a rock" Bones pls save us from this retirement home
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>>67595346
>HW: travis hapa browne
Ha! No.
>LHW: cormier
possible
>MW: bisping
Unlikely but not impossible.
>WW: lawler (3 controlversial split decisions)
Possible
>LW: goobs
unlikely but possible
>FW: goobs
Possible
>BW: faber
Unlikely but possible
>FW: horiguchi
Unlikely but possible
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We can all agree

1. Mighty Mouse is #1 P4P
2. Jones has no business at heavyweight and would get rekt
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>>67595327
fedor would have been flipped through the air and uppercutted on the way down if DC fought in pride. he is several powers up from fedor easily. stop kidding yourself
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>>67595346
only one you got right was lawler
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>>67595334
This.
Like Ken is not a good professional athlete anymore. But I would still hate to meet him in a dark alley somewhere.
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>>67595346
Actually it's this on January 1, 2017

HW: Cain
LHW: DC
MW: Weidman
WW: Wonderboy
LW: Khabib
FW: Frankie
BW: Cruz
FLW: Mighty Mouse
WBW: Holly
WSW: Joanna
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>>67595346

>>cormier

Nah. Jones is younger, counters his wrestling, has a better reach.

I think DC loses to jones by decision. My heart says DC, but my brain knows Jones will win.

The guy to take down Jones is going to be someone with top tier striking (I'm talking k-1 level shit) and just enough range to close the distance.
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>>67595360
anythings possible at heavyweight where elbows to the back of the head are allowed
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>>67595221

They should have stopped it before Leslie stepped in the cage. Even in her promos and the weigh ins she looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Watching her work outs I was thinking "this chick can't be serious".

I really want to know what Leslie thinks would have happened if the ref gave Cyborg another 30 seconds on her. Does she know the reality that she was going to keep eating shots to the face until her she was a puddle of meat and bones and she wanted that? Or does she think she was going to rally after being rocked off her feet with freaking Cyborg all over her throwing bombs into her skull?
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I'm tired of this semen slurping """"sport""""
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Top fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp3wV0eA9Fw
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>>67595378
>he fell for the k-1 striking meme
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>>67595378
m8 the correct term is GLORY tier striking now
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>>67595378
no. fight went fairly evenly until jon tried to push kick cormiers knee which he countered with a superman punch putting bones to the mat followed by gnp. not joking.
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>We'll never see Jacare vs Romero
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>>67595129
he was handsome as fuck, it's all the scar tissue in the brow ridge that has fucked his shit up
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>>67595377

>>HW: Cain
Cain is finished. Injury and injury. He's not touching that belt again.

>>LHW: DC
Nah. I think Jones wins decision.

>>MW: Weidman
Not impossible

>>WW: Wonderboy
no doubt

>>LW: Khabib
possible

>>FW: Frankie
Nah. If aldo doesn't dust him, Mcgroober will. The only reason diaz even got him to the ground was that mcgregor couldn't deal with that range. Frankie wont be able to touch mcgregor
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>>67594966
Quality camp Hunto would destroy Stipe.
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>>67595387
>le cyborg is destroyer of all LOL stop her.. stop her FAST

fuck off. given even 5 secs extra and the positioning we could have seen cyborg getting her knee bent the wrong way by leslie. early stoppages are early stoppages
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>>67595393

>>"durability"
So basically the matchup was based off of her ability to take punches to the head?

reminds me of that simpsons episode where homer boxes because of the fat in his head
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>>67595259
O H I O
H
I
O

b-but seriously, can we count this as a championship for the city, the Dudes a blue blood Clevelander
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>>67595377

HW: Bones
LHW: Bones
MW: Spider
WW: Wonderbread
LW: Khabib
FW: Mcgoober
FLW: Mighty Mouse
WBW: Holly
WSW: No One Cares
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>>67595463
Stopped reading at Spider
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>>67595422

stipe fucking exposed hunt, m8. mark wants no part of that fight and he knows it.
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>>67595463
This is a make a wish list right?
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>Running chin high vs Miocic

Is Werdum dumb ?
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>about what they were doing to relax after the fights. "To relax after fight I like to make love" said Gadelha

http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/05/gadelha-chuta-o-balde-pra-relaxar-apos-lutas-gosto-de-fazer-amor.html

article theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uh-KYzw6-w&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl2VfWprgqj_1HcW2hWR4RGr&index=29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emYC3T6YBe8

anyone catch the blog boys prelims? wild standing heem.
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Here is who the champions will be 1 year from now realistically

HW: Cain
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Lawler
LW: Khabib
FW: Edgar
BW: Cruz

Who cares about the rest
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>>67595467
Yup.

Silva is washed up.

Heemed by weidman. Broke his leg on him.

Looked like shit against bisping.

And now he's got to go through surgery.

He should just try to get one more win under his belt and call it quits.
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So can we all admit that Joe Rogan is a horrible colour commentator and that Stann showed him up thoroughly tonight?
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>>67595414
...
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>>67595481
Not sure if you've realized by now that the film Planet of the Apes was based on a directors 3 month visit to Brazil.
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get out my face fo' i heem you, bro.
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>>67595499

>>So can we all admit that Joe Rogan is a horrible colour commentator and that Stann showed him up thoroughly tonight?

What is this regarding? But yeah joe rogan sucks.

I
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>>67595483
>you'll never hear her manly moans of ecstasy
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>>67595428

>given even 5 secs extra and the positioning we could have seen cyborg getting her knee bent the wrong

What fight were you watching?
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>>67595510

literally just gagged reading this

i sincerely hope you're trolling, for your sake
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>>67595499
Robin Black is Rogan 2.0

Rogan needs to go.
Goldberg needs to go.

Bring in Stann and Black
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>>67595496
>>67595463
>>67595377
can't wait til the khabib meme dies. hope he gets heemed then gets a career ending injury.
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>>67595510

she only has a 5 inch dick
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If Wanderlei Silva can learn English the other Brazilians have no exuse.

#PORRA
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>>67595522
I can't stand his lisp or his cocaine intensity
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>>67595520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihJ-xKg6Pm0

early stoppage is early stoppage

if you step into the cage, you're putting winning before your health

you believe anything less than that, you don't belong in there

thats why early stoppages are stupid
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>>67595522
frank mir is better than both
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>>67595528

be careful
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>>67595531
Why would they need an excuse?
They have every right to speak their own language
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>>67595497

He was fine vs. Bisping.

People get surgery all the time and his leg isn't broken anymore.

My boy Silva getting that belt one more time, baleeb dat.
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>>67595537
I agree. I wish the UFC would lift their commentary ban on him.
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>>67595539
can someone link me the source of this meme
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So how'd you pick /heem/?

Belfort and Alves were my only botches tonight.
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>>67595539
no you be careful with your fucking glass knees
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>>67595146
>nick is definitely the more attractive diaz brother
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>>67595544

https://twitter.com/teamkhabib/status/722230850633510912
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>>67595542

Bisping was completley dominating up until that cheapshot.

He was trying to get his mouth guard in and Silva goes in for the flying knee.
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>>67595550
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>>67594857
CAREER
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>>67595550

Nah. Nick is my husbandoo
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>>67595556
>implying Andy vs Bisping wasnt a horrible decision and doesn't illustrate the problems with the 10 point must system
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>>67595545

I knew in my heart who would win, but I rooted for my boys anyway.

Was disappointed.
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Predict the 5th fight on the UFC 200 Main Card

>Joe Rogan vs CM Punk
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>>67595544

be careful /heem/
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>>67595370
Yeah I remember the last time Fedor got flipped through the air in Pride.
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>>67595586

Rogan would win, it'd be glorious.
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>>67595243
Rory has the best chance out of anyone, Thompson trained at Tristar so they know him, they're bringing in Raymond Daniels and other memers to train with Rory.
Rory is actually well rounded enough to disrupt his striking by threatening the takedown.

If Rory doesnt beat him no one can except maybe Maia.
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>>67595586
the secret 5th fight is hendricks and kelvin miss weight and so fight at middleweight
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>>67595595
Once Blood Orc shuts up Woodley, he'll be coming for the winner of Rory - Wonderboy, and he can beat either of them pretty easily imo. Condito could get a rematch before then though, who knows.
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>>67595579

I just think Silva is an unethical fighter. Steroids, cheapshots, blatantly disrespects fighters.

His antics aren't even cute anymore. He literally does the same thing every fight. Pretends to get knocked out, and sits his ass on the cage.

All he does is counter punch too. He struggles to properly fight against fighters that don't push forward.
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>>67595595

Carlos beats him with clinch and elbows.
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>>67595370
Fedor in his day was basically DC with submission skills and less slams
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>>67595579
im not implying it I am saying thats exactly the case.
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>>67595591
you can even be jon jones, you're still getting thrown into the air
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>>67595006
>Brock and Reem get heem'd

No lol. Overeem is a man on a mission, and that belt will be his before the year is up. Stipe is just a placeholder for the Cain and Overeem.
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>be Mickey Gall
>call out CM Punk
>get UFC contract
>accomplish your dream of winning a UFC fight
>feeling on top of the world
>waiting to fight CM Punk
>4 months go by
>under contract so can't fight elsewhere and make money
>literally starving
>CM Punk gets back surgery
>fight postponed 3 more months
>wake me up inside
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>>67595591

would dc be on prideroids too?

>>67595642

he was offered anothee fight and he declined. right choice imo
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>>67595637
>is karate a meme
just watch lyoto vs weidman

rory is just as well rounded and long as wediman so wondermeme is a walk in the park for him. easy decision, finish if he wishes so.
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>>67595595

I want to see Diaz vs Wonderboy.

Diaz is a severely underrated fighter. Top tier grappling, and boxing second to none in his division.

Seeing how his brother dominated conor who does take a more karate/TKD-esque stance I want to see a similar matchup at 170

Nick Diaz is more of a middleweight but god damn I want to see him versus wonderboy.

I want to know for a fact: is karate a meme? Or did mister miyagi have it right all along?
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>>67595640

reem can't hide his jaw forever
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>>67595664
It would look like Thomson vs Nate
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>>67595665
>>reem can't hide his jaw forever
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>>67595664
>Seeing how his brother dominated conor who does take a more karate/TKD-esque stance I want to see a similar matchup at 170

Stephen Thompson is not 5'8. It's not similar. Diaz wouldn't land a single punch before getting knocked out.

He'd never accept the fight unless it was for the title.
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>>67595652
>would dc be on prideroids too?
He smashed everyone else on prideroids so either way really.
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>>67595672
Fuck you for making me check if that fight existed
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>>67595665
he can. he's proving to be the chinlet that learned
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>>67595677
>trust me breh i know EVERYTHING
What's your problem?
Been pulling this shit all thread
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>>67595664
That does sound like a fun fight but Conor is not a Wonderboy level striker. Hard to imagine Thompson being that affected by trash talk either.
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>>67595691

he's proved to have no chin
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>>67595681

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-fKQrWpcW0

I thought he meant Thompson as in wonderboy, but its Josh Thopmson vs NATE diaz.

Confused the fuck out of me.

But god damn, that head kick.
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>>67595708
Oh right, I feel retarded now. Josh didn't even enter my mind.
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>>67595711
You're a fucking casual.
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>>67595697
he is, he's just smaller.
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>>67595705
Doesn't need to have a chin if he doesn't get hit.
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>>67595664

Would look like Diaz vs Silva. But yeah is probably the best matchup for Nick if they are serious about giving him a title shot.
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Let's talk Bryan Barberena for a second. His style is not pretty, but he's certainly effective. He looks like the sort of fighter that few people would actively look to fight, he's got a great chin, doesn't crumble under pressure and has good striking and smothering wrestling.
What are your thoughts on Bryan 'The Prospect Killer' Barberena?
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>>67595697

Yes but also keep in mind Nick diaz is arguably a better fighter than Nate diaz in his respective weight division. He definitely has a better record.

His last fight was a NC ("GOAT" was on steroids), the fight before that GSP was on also on roids and also missed weight.

So really his only real loss in the past 8 years was to condit by DECISION. And that GSP "loss" was also by decision.

Diaz trains with professional boxers and has actually one professional boxing match ( and won it) on his record.

Diaz is also a finisher. 21/26 wins by KO or Submission. Keep in mind this is the guy that KO'd lawler.

One problem is that he hasn't been as active in recent years and also 1.5 years off since he was suspended.

Also he's getting old.

If only he remained more active and wasn't supsended, they could've had a great wonderoboy diaz fight a year or two ago.

I'd still like to see that fight though. Make it so, dana.
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>>67595764

I like that he mocked northcuck.

I dislike show offy flips and acrobatics. Wonderoby and Holm are also pushing it too.

This is a fucking fight, not gymnastics class, act like it.

What is it about religious karate nuts and acrobatics?
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>>67595764
I'm watching his fight right now. I like the guy, but I feel he'll get a fighter on another level than him and he'll likely lose. But he'll get wins on this level for now.
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you now remember the "iron chin" mcgoob meme
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>>67595790
Yeah he's definitely nothing too special, future fringe top 15 at best imo
I do quite like the guy though
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Any memes make it out of UFC 198?
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>>67595765
>the fight before that GSP was on also on roids and also missed weight.
Wait, because Nick Diaz said so?

>And that GSP "loss" was also by decision.
Dude he got completely torn apart.
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>>67595840
Handsy BR weigh-in girl was way too touchy with Demian Maia
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>>67595862
post webm
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>>67595125

On top of that this guy without a doubt used steroids. The WWE has 40-60 year olds with 30 year old arnie bodies.

Give miocic 5 years of steroids against "prime" lesnar, see how fast Lesnar loses his teeth
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>>67595872
Wasn't Maia now that I look at it, I'll find it and make one
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Damn, so on rewatch it looks like Werdum thought Stipe was hurt (he slipped) so he pursued and got caught. That at least makes some sense.
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