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Up MUMS on Russia lay edition
>Something witty sub-edition
Previous thread: >>67581515
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rolling out the johnnie walker green tbqh
Up 16 figures on Russia lads
>>67585192
so true
>>67585282
Charleston Battery - handis
>>67585193
Big sense pal
>>67585391
That was meant to be
>>67585192
No idea how I mucked that up pmsl
>>67585371
Can't stop winning
Swope Park got a tez team. No bet on them for sure.
Fuck sake T2.
>>67585500
Starting to think your a usl fraud tbqh Ian pal.
U E, wtf u playing at.
All my Eurovision profit gone on this tip. Down insane. cba
Jumped on +.75 from 1-0 thinking euan couldn't be that bad, boy was I wrong
>>67585583
wew lad
>>67585523
They will probably score a shit goal and it'll be void as usual.
Not had a match on tinder for days despite swiping right to nearly everyone.
>>67585840
awwwwwwwwwwww
Swiped so many right after Russia wins and literally arranged two different dates on two different nights.
Chatting to this 5ft beauty now.
>>67585840
Bet your profile is dull as this thread right now.
If you're not a 8/10+ you're not gonna do well on tinder unless you seem interesting imo
>>67585911
Hope you mean 6ft lido
>>67585967
How do I make myself seem more interesting than I am?
>Suva v Nadi about to ko
Memories of domestic violence and shit football.
>>67586032
Take a holiday to Thailand and meet your finnie lid
what do you do with your winnings?
>>67586088
over is THE bet if theres a stream.
>>67586032
Nearly ;) but i'm interesting. I reckon you don't even use your bio Iwan
Mackers wants 36k on Three Kings -5.5
>>67585840
Tinder ratio as bad as your USL tips pmsl
>>67586204
>no me gusta
>>67586131
>I go to uni and bet on football. Worth over £50k. Please love me.
What should I add/remove?
>>67586092
Nothing. Literally sits in my Skrill accounts.
>>67586255
Very true.
>>67586304
Interests, something they can think about. im no Hass, but if they match you and you start a convo, they will go through your bio and wanna know you're not going to waste their time. have something interesting to THEM
>>67586304
Info is useless don't listen to these muppets
Photoshop your face into pics with cool people in sociable situations, preferably with girls. If your skills are good enough it'll look real. Been getting nonstop matches with this, pics are most important
>>67586304
leave the £50k in, you'll be loved for your money. take it out and you'll be liked, nothing more.
:^)
seriously though, i imagine it's hard to convince normie girls about your 'hobby'.
>>67586304
Feel like that's pretty good desu
Euan don't listen to le photoshop guy or le hass instagram effects.
Put things like 'Dog lover, American Horror Story <3, Blogger!, Have a picture to back up your interest to talk about,
>>67586472
Autism.
Nu male pls go
>>67586472
<3
they'll think he's bent if he puts that.
>>67586500
No they won't.
Need the void to be in. Tbh
>>67586410
>Photoshop your face into pics with cool people in sociable situations, preferably with girls. If your skills are good enough it'll look real. Been getting nonstop matches with this, pics are most important
kek. But the point is valid
>>67586392
What interests girls these days?
>>67586411
I've never even tried desu
>Hi, I spend several hours a day in front of a laptop trying to keep my head and stake 10x your wages in a week. I will only be able to meet you during the week at night. Weekends are off limits. How are you?
Down insane. Cheers Euan you PERMa dac poofter
>>67586826
Guys who have interests
Lucky for you, you have quite an interesting interest
>>67585840
All I wrote in my bio was 'I'm boring', and they love it.
>>67586826
They like cute animals and Taylor Swift..or so I've heard
>>67586826
shit son, don't put that.
>i'm looking for someone who is flexible with their time, as i am mostly only available during the week in the evenings
normie girls like pop music, netflix (and chill, kek), cats, youtube videos and visiting places.
>thinking you need to share interests with a girl to fuck her
pmsl you need to build sexual tension not a wonderful friendship over your music tastes you melts
>>67586985
Fucking hell mate, I'm not applying for a job
>>67585282
hoki
race to 3 goals denmark over kazakhstan
>>67587064
better than what you put lid, and it might actually work.
i'm drunk, leave me alone. ;_;
Lol, going on tinder to get girls. There are prime uni slags just waiting to be ploughed.
>>67587123
Mine was a joke lid.
Get to bed. Big day tomorrow
v v close to 100 matches lids
>>67587123
>i'm drunk, leave me alone. ;_;
This is what you should put
>>67587192
Pmsl laughing. Obviously meant 1000
>>67587182
>prime
>uni
pmsl
unless you mean on freshers week then you are very wrong
Got sums on EH -4 on South Hobart.
EH -5 is also a bet.
On Skybet boys, be quick
-5 at 3.5 on sky - they're 4-0 up with only 30 minutes played.
>>67587592
Careful lid. It's a blustery day in old Hobart town.
>>67587781
Probably do have too much on this but the info is that Olympia's reserves have been depleted and are basically playing their glue sniffers
When jannies are coming...
They come to your board,
They delete your threads,
And do it for free, for free.
Made it lids
>>67587995
How many u fugged
>>67588021
Offering U5 @1.3
>>67588021
From tindy about 30. Mainly use it for the ego boost tbqh
>>67588047
Special stake
>>67588058
You mucky pup, fair play
>>67588072
Loses tbqhwy
>>67587910
Expect a ban Novak
>>67587592
Windy day lid. Sorry to say this probably doesn't win.
>>67588058
were they 'easy'
>>67588235
Mostly yes.. Easiest one was an ex gf of an old pal. Literally fucked her about 2 hours after matching pmsl
>>67588281
where do you live?
>>67588281
Should have told the pal tbqh
>>67588310
Haven't seen him in about 4 years. Last I heard he was a ket head that had to move countries because of 'drug debts' pmsl
>>67588225
Need just one goal to be up, and I've hedged it in case it doesn't
Lads got an exam on Tuesday, cheeky lass wants to meet up gimme head at Hyde Park. Kinda nervous though, first time. Post tips.
>It's a professor fucks up their units in the question and wants to give a 1.5kg dose of a potent analgesic
The worst part is she refused to believe she fucked up even when the whole class told her
>>67589058
"""""American"""""""" education. There's a reason you're people are retarded tbqh.
>>67589058
>female professors
Not even sexist, but when I was in uni they did this shit all the time.
>>67587592
5-0. Nice.
>>67589058
>1.5kg analgesic
That's a lot to be shoving up your arse
And Suva break the tie. HUPPPPPPPPP
>>67589203
She's actually from Spain though.
>>67589218
Could you imagine what the size of the pill would be? It would legitimately be a horsepill
>you're
Pls tell me your trolling
>>67589258
She good looking at least?
>>67589321
If you're into middle aged women with a lazy eye who figure skate, then sure
>>67587592
>>67587764
6-0
Hope someone got on because it doesn't feel right to be up MUMS on me own :(
pakis SO shrewd desu.
>>67589380
That's my trifecta m8, gimme her number
>>67589380
Had this milfy latina for one of my math courses back in the day.
She wasn't shit as a lecturer, but she was hot af.
>>67589417
Got one more for you lads, another available in Asia
>>67589418
I'll send it with the shoulder pic of my girlfriend. I hear that the professor has an eye on you though ;)
>>67589493
I had one that was probably an 8/10 teach Spanish back in high school, but it turns out she was lesbian.
LARGE on Lambton Jaffas U22 >0.5 1H
>>67589556
Dunno if I'll be awake at this rate, but its at 5am
Kingston City -1.75 medium
Odds have been smashed but the line is still there
>>67589696
What's the info lid
>>67589734
>>67589734
>>67589788
Don't have much on Kingston in terms of lineup, but they're one of the best in the league playing against Goulborn, who have been tez this season - lost their last 5 games - and are gonna have an even tez-zer squad playing.
>>67589841
Soccerway then zzzz. Not this time then pmsl
>>67589862
Nah teamsheet lid
Fuck off South Hobart you shitters
>>67589886
I AM PMSL
Literally just marked it as a win in my spreadsheet.
FFS
>>67589910
pmsl. Shitty. >wind bet loses
What a surprises. LOVE to see how this Soccerway bet goes.
>>67589961
93rd minute goal but it was a great bet.
Put your Eurovision winnings on it mate
>All this injury time
Ref has to be on overs
>>67590032
It was a -ev bet tho lid.
>>67590035
Match was abandoned, I'm guessing Sky didn't stop the clock.
https://twitter.com/SouthHobartFC/status/731679661982277632
>Going from up nice and chance of up sums to down because of 88 and 90+3 goals
Not a fan of these episodes
>>67588225
Told you all. pmsl
>trusting pseudo pakis
>>67590120
>>67590092
I still feel robbed.
Why am I up at this time to get my bum lubed and fucked by the big boys of Skybet
down mums on baseball yet again today, any good locks tonight?
Just looked at my spready. Lost 28 of my last 33 football bets. Genuinely suicidal atm
>>67590730
how is that even possible
>>67590730
Sure you haven't mislabeled football as baseball or hockey?
up mums from reddit tips tbqh, r/sportsbook is far better than this cesspool
anddddd Queensland are up one already. Christ why do I never tip the bets that win comfortably
So I'm wide awake after taking 3FPM last night. Watching Moneyball and I love it - anything else to watch at this unsociable hours?
>>67591357
You can now if you want
>>67591357
pmsl
>>67591357
Embarrassing
JUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bet is HT/FT
Still wins desu, just as long as I don't get run my dumb mouth and the law of sod rears its head
>>67591419
So watch the film if you love it. Is there an intermission?
>>67591559
Another -ev bet pmsl
>>67591924
Nothing more than a cheeky value bet
>>67592012
Need to go to bed, can't even remember my own tripcode
>>67591922
No, just paused it for a wank but have stimdick ffs
absolute dire day
>>67592317
Trip on luckswing
>>67592359
kek
put my entire paycheck on cubs today to make my money back. literally would not have ate for weeks if it lost
>>67592429
Why do you continue to bet on baseball? Do you keep a spreadsheet? I'm very interested in your stats on baseball m8
Queensland pls hold
>>67592483
well for the cubs pick I thought it was safe to put a lot on because their pitcher is literally on the most dominant streak in baseball history and their offense is elite
This fucking paki cab driver chased me for 30 fucking cents he didn't even deserve. Had to give him 2€ so he wouldn't call the cops. Didn't even fuck, what a -ev night.
U.2.5 for Sangju and Okayama = free $ lads
>>67592749
when is this game
or did you mean okayama vs gifu
>>67592893
yeah that
sangju is playing against incheon
>>67592913
Looks like the game already started
do you have any more singapore tips
i just started /bet/ so i only bet $1 at a time.
>>67592956
pls go
>>67592749
should I take u 2.25 or 2?
>>67593007
for which one?
>>67592956
im looking at jeju but i'll post again if i get anything solid
>>67593160
sangju, I took u 1.5
>>67593268
pmsl
These yau tsim mong odds are all wrong
smedium on blacktown city fc
>>67593268
and of course they decide to go over in this match
fucking bullshit.
at least okayama-gifu is going seemingly well.
actually fucking sick to my stomach bet on an aussie rules game that was a live 1/66 favorite to win with 3 minutes to go and it lost absolutely seething rn
>>67593629
>betting on something you know nothing about
Utter degeneracy.
>goku going after OUR boy
>>67594207
would love to test his weak jap chin desu
>last game of the season today
tears if you're not going to a match today lids
Can't believe these sunderland odds
>waking up dac
wow machida is shit
Sunderland
Leicester
Arsenal o2.5 btts no
BEGGING this to win or i will actually have to sell my accounts
>>67594207
pmsl, arp going IN
>>67595200
Goku is about to drop absoloute bombs when I feed him info
Daily reminder that /bet/ is a Christian thread and no amount of r/atheism invasions or sock-puppeted strawpolls will ever change that.
Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them /bet/, and you always will be.
Deus Vult.
Kurt!
>>67595200
did he delete the shout?
on my feet for 2 more goals in the slovan slags match
Looking forward to the /bet/ Glasgow meet up today. Reminder to bring your masks lads.
pixel punting HT/FT Dnipro U19 for a small
Independenta Baia Mare Women rball Surreal
Line was +0.75, now it's 0.0 for FH
>>67581695
tears buddy
Kurt making up for a week full of losses.
>>67595974
cool
>>67595974
Wish I had a 365, great bets
>>67595974
What's his tip?
>>67595986
I can sell you mine
http://www.strawpoll.me/10217425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10217425
http://www.strawpoll.me/10217425
VERY important
just rewatched jamala what a performance, thanks to the russian bots giving us odds of 18 yesterday x
>16/10 Keko bet with no writeup
absolute genuine mafia bet
>put liverpool in my 6 fold
>forgot they have the europa league final on Wednesday
fuck
>>67596371
post 6 fold
>>67596336
need ARP to tip a mafia 10/10 on an obscure market and get /bet/ on the other side of it like air
Sunderland due to field u21 side today lids
>>67596404
Still enough to beat watford
Heracles - Groningen should be about 3-2 already, putting thousands on o1.5 now
>>67596447
post slip
>>67596447
On but have already marked it as a loss in my spreadsheet
>>67596447
F r a u d
>>67596466
>>67596479
prepare to change that later lad
>>67596505
prepare to eat your words later lad
>>67596530
chuckled
>>67596530
VERY witty pmsl
>>67595782
Font tou ever do more pré live tips?
If you manage to make this bet lose, got have magical powers.
Luxton such a fraud
>>67596696
Take a moment to look at your life
>>67596696
Talking BIG sense here pal.
Euan SUCH a fraud
1
>>67596801
Its like you don't enjoy refunds
Medium staking Berliner AK -2.5
>>67596908
Awful bet.
>>67596908
make a TT you fraud
based millwall
down 1.5k. still got 1.3k profit to play with.
should I keep gambling or just take my winnings and walk away?
anyone got real advice on this? this kind of money means a lot to me, I don't have good prospects in life and have been poor since I was born.
>>67596994
Win it back
>>67596908
James Mckeown
Just now · Cheltenham
On Berliner AK 07 -2.25 and so is Florian Gramberg
Away side missing players. They need a big win as even on points with Zwickau going for the title (Zwickau 1 ahead on GD).
>>67596994
put it all on a safe bet
>>67596994
put it all on red
Celtic so sick
>>67597098
ffs
cashing out, don't need this.
Did he post it in admin?
>>67596994
Put it all on Juventus. Can't lose.
(srsly though, cash out 1k and play the 300)
>>67596994
send it to me lad
>>67597189
No lid
>that goal by heracles
p good
>>67596530
thanks lad
>>67596530
HUP :D ty lid x
>Villareal @7 against Gijon
That is literally free money lads!
>>67597647
why is it so high?
>>67597647
its fixed pal
>>67597523
>>67597597
no problem, Heracles left it a bit late but such an exciting end of the game now
>Hass
>>67597098
in tears tbqh
>>67597717
I was on the edge of my seat watching it, great entertainment
>the sharia zone of hassan
>mackers
Ffs
>>67597897
I-I advised a cashout senpai
>>67597925
kek
KEK
K E K
got a bad feeling about euans bet desu lads
Hassan what was your info? Idk if I should stay in
If I had a clean 365 I'd be on those muggy corners bets in the Berliner game tbqh
>>67598013
feel like he lost his head after Eurovision, wonder if he's on illegal substances.
maybe we should start a gofundme to get him to rehab
>>67598021
Basically this >>67597098
Villa +2.75 is literally insane value. Wenger will give game time to Rosicky, Flamini and Arteta today. He'll probably start Walcott. No Ozil. Last mainstream special of the season 2bh
>>67597701
4th place, nothing to play for.
Gijon need a point to stay up and Villareal are shit away.
>>67598140
Still ends 6-0
what's THE epl bet?
reffocs SUCH a fraud
>>67598250
see >>67598140
ends 1-0
>>67598250
Sunderland
>>67598250
West Brom DNB
waah waah goo goo waah
HASS SURREAL
Celtic trying to get every one of their players on the pitch to score pmsl
Heracles 2-1 FT and 5-1 after ET lel, should've put thousands on them as well
>>67598858
Cheers lid. Had a few 10NOKs on overs.
>>67598594
Kek South Hobart backers still seething x
>>67598901
Good stuff. Wish Utrecht didn't score so early since I was about to post them as well
Utrecht will beat Heracles in the final desu
Does 365 have red cards for Club Brugge - Anderlecht? There will be at least one.
Celtic's 16 year old sub just came on for his debut and scored within 3 minutes. absolute scenes
M A C D O N A L D S
>>67598250
Lestah to be relegated 2017
>>67598140
Great mafia post, hope you got some mugs on
>>67599367
6-0 confirmed
>That sunderland lineup
HASS
MACKERS IN THE 93RD MINUTE
BERLINER
Hass such a JUDGE
Ich ein Berliner
ABSOLUTELY HALAL
Not on
CAN'T SASS THE HASS
Going to suggest that my wife names her first son Hass
Disallowed, kek
>>67599777
what
JUST GRANT ME THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH
>>67599796
Berliner goal
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GET FUCKED STUPID CUNTS
>>67599823
so so autistic
