Sanchez vs. Wright
Which starter will suck more?
Holy fuck Alvarez is playing third?
Fuck upton
>Upton
Salutations my friends. We find new ways to lose every day, but do not fret! We have not hit the ol' stride yet. You can trust a cerebral gentleman to steady this ship through the storm.
>>67584257
Bradposting is back
hey mike wright has a no hitter through two innings!!!!!!
Also why is Pedro at third. Literally Wilson betemite tier
>The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
So, why do the tigers have a terrible bullpen literally every year?
Also why can the Orioles not hit shitty pitching?
>>67584334
It's cursed and we draft like ass
>Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories
>Kinsler
>>67584283
No one is as bad as beta-mitt. No one.
Umpball.
This game is already a shitfest
RISP
I
S
P
well this is probably not ok
Ahahahaha get fukt ump
So why doesn't Cabrera stop being a faggot and lose some weight?
>This Gary/Jim banter
There is no better broadcasting team in baseball.
Does Buck feel bad for the Tigers, putting Alvarez at third? Or is he admitting Flaherty will never get his first career hit, and getting both Reimold and Alvarez in the line up?
>>67584719
Our team cannot win anyways so who cares who is at third for you
>this umpire
I want to fight Upton.
Yeesh this is a boring game
>>67584137
Hello OP. Do you feel like a complete retard for your title now?
>>67584920
Series really peaked on Thursday
That was such a by the numbers Orioles inning
>Base hit
>Almost dinger
>Long fly out
>GIDP by Wieters
>If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment
>We are responsible for the world in which we find ourselves, if only because we are the only sentient force which can change it
a real pitchers duel /s
>Alvarez playing decent 3B
What the fuck? Has the O's coaching staff done the impossible?
>>67585064
Based brad
>>67585090
Maybe we can flip him for a lefty reliever later if he get his average up
>>67585044
Who the fuck actually said this? This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
>學而時習之,不亦悅乎
>ز گهواره تا گور دانش بجوی
>Balk
>>67585149
Brad Ausmus
Holy shit is this a Tigers meme dump ITT?
>>67585235
>yfw the bossmus is upon us
>>67585237
>he hasn't seen Bradposting
>>67585044
>this quote
>Hit by pitch in hand while swinging
>not a strike
the fuck?
>>67585386
>mad at umps
FUCKING FINALLY CABRERA
MASN Jinx
>It's one pitch that could be the difference
nice
well that was inevitable
>Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.
KYS Upton
>I will build a great outfield wall and nobody builds outfield walls better than me, believe me. and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great outfield wall in our stadium and I will make the other teams pay for it.
>Moya
neat
Magic?
>Wieters
Maybe not
This fucking team
>>67585823
Tpoe из Пpocтoквaшинo!
>Tigers
WIENERS DID A THING
WOW
JUST
...
DINGERS
hahahahaha
Wew
>>67585870
Пeceнкa Maтpocкинa
A я вce чaщe зaмeчaю,
Чтo мeня кaк бyдтo ктo-тo пoдмeнил.
O мopях и нe мeчтaю,
Teлeвизиp мнe пpиpoдy зaмeнил.
Чтo былo вчepa пoзaбыть мнe пopa,
no send wright back out there to give the lead back and we'll go from there
JUST FUCK MY GOD DAMN SHIT UP
>team is 22-12
>6 game win streak about to be 7
>first place
>fans still complaining like their team is shit
You fags can honestly go choke on a fat dick
>>67586038
Old habits die hard
>>67586038
Honestly I don't think we're as bad as White Sox or Boston fags.
SCHOOP DA WOOP
GARY DAS RACIS
I sure do love dingers
I'm out
Is Gary Thorne drunk or racist?
>>67586310
Yes
>>67586205
Shiet that meme is ancient
>>67586310
Former more than the latter
Jones has been hotter than Schoop this week, just caught him off guard
too bad manny will never hit again
t'was a good run
Anyone catch that game the other day when the O's were down and took a lead in the 7th and Gary yelled "O's Win"!
Gonna miss that man when he retires. Also what is bradposting never saw it but I like it
>>67586481
Based Gary. 'Drink............responsibly'
I see JD has gone back to being a worthless fuck
>>67586481
Brad ausmus said he liked the cerebral aspect of baseball so a dude posts morphed brads and quotes with them
Takes away from the pain of shit pitching and overpaid, lazy players shitting up each game.
Is this the year Chris Davis finally gets a gold glove? That catch was elite as fuck.
>>67586618
He deserves it. I don't think I've seen him miss a pick yet in a couple years or so and Schoop and Machado like to skip it
Hey Gary got it right this time
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Nice home run Schoop
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
Every god damn year it is the same old bullshit
Post those smug birds family
More bradposts plox I'm kinda drunk and was laughing my ass off at them
Gary just had a psychic premonition last inning. No racism here
>>67586936
say no more senpai
>Man's highest joy is in victory: to conquer one's enemies; to pursue them; to deprive them of their possessions; to make their beloved weep; to ride on their horses; and to embrace their wives and daughters
>Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell
>>67587053
Is that a morph with Bob Ross?
>>67587108
So tru brad
>>67586310
I mean, Jones and Schoop look a *lot* alike at the plate. Same stance, same swing, same mannerisms. It's uncanny.
>tigs
>Kinsler
This is too much
WIN A FUCKING GAME DETOILET RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>If we ever establish contact with intelligent aliens living on a planet around a distant star … They would be made of similar atoms to us. They could trace their origins back to the big bang 13.7 billion years ago, and they would share with us the universe's future. However, the surest common culture would be mathematics
>>67586481
He actually yelled "and the Orioles lead it!" but it was in exactly the same voice as he uses for "the Orioles win it!"
>>67587163
So cerebral brad
JESUS CHRIST SCHOOP
SALAMI
dingers
Holy shit I hate this team. A bunch of losers that don't have any sort of FUCKING DRIVE OR TALENT
DINGERS FOR THE DINGER GOD
Hell of a grand slam Adam Jones
I don't even know anymore man
On a scale of 1 to 10, how assblasted is Brad Ausmus right now?
Will he have a job next week?
This bullpen is heroically bad.
Holy shit Schoop, where did this come from?
schoop pls fuck my wife
>>67587215
Hey, Brad is a level headed gentleman who does not let minor bumps affect his composure.
>When the province of physical theory was extended to encompass microscopic phenomena through the creation of quantum mechanics, the concept of consciousness came to the fore again. It was not possible to formulate the laws of quantum mechanics in a fully consistent way without reference to the consciousness
>>67587281
So deep
>To grasp the reality of life as it has been revealed by molecular biology, we must magnify a cell a thousand million times until it is twenty kilometers in diameter and resembles a giant airship large enough to cover a great city like London or New York. What we would then see would be an object of unparalleled complexity and adaptive design. On the surface of the cell we would see millions of openings, like the port holes of a vast space ship, opening and closing to allow a continual stream of materials to flow in and out. If we were to enter one of these openings we would find ourselves in a world of supreme technology and bewildering complexity
>>67587328
Swole as fuck Brad
>>67587251
Did you see his postgame interview two nights ago?
>>67587365
>Listen kiddo, I understand the complexities of the game. The cerebral side of baseball is difficult to grasp by many, but I have mastered it myself.
>Detoilet
>>67587281
This is Deepak Chopra-tier woo. Where are you digging this shit up?
>>67587429
>Tiggers 'pitching'
>>67587163
THE PITCHING HELMET IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD NOT UNDER YOUR SKIN JESUS CHRIST
>>67587434
From all the fibers deep inside Bradley's brain, my friend.
>>67587473
I think someone as cerebral as Bradley David Ausmus knows what to do with something as menial as putting on a helmet.
yay
there's another in the WIN column
>Man and man’s earth are unexhausted and undiscovered. Wake and listen! Verily, the earth shall yet be a source of recovery. Remain faithful to the earth, with the power of your virtue. Let your gift-giving love and your knowledge serve the meaning of the earth.
File name is VERY related to this team
Brad's brain power is being wasted on these talentless, no heart hacks.
>ᓄᓇᓕᐸᐅᔭᐃᑦ ᓇᒥᑐᐃᓐᓇᖅ ᐱᐅᒋᔭᒥᑦ ᑭᒃᑯᑐᐃᓐᓇᑦᓯᐊᓄᑦ ᐱᑕᖃᓲᖑᒻᒪᑕ - ᐊᒻᒪᓗ ᐃᖃᓗᓐᓂ ᑕᓯᓗᓕᐊᕆᐊᖑᔪᖅ. ᓇᓗᓇᐃᒃᑯᑎᐅᑉ ᑎᑎᕋᕐᓯᒪᔫᑉ ᐊᑖᓂ ᐊᔾᔨᓕᐅᖅᑕᐅᒍᒪᒐᔪᑦᑐᑦ ᓂᐅᕐᕈᓯᒪᔪᑦ ᐃᖃᓗᓐᓄᑦ. ᑕᓯᓗᓕᐊᕆᐊᖅ ᐊᑐᕈᒪᒍᕕᐅᒃ, ᓄᓇᒥ ᐱᓱᕋᔭᕝᕕᒋᔪᓐᓇᖅᑕᐃᑦ ᑲᔾᔭᐅᓴᕐᓗᑎᑦ ᐅᕝᕙᓘᓐᓃᑦ ᐱᓱᕋᔭᕝᕕᒋᔪᓐᓇᖅᑕᐃᑦ ᖃᖓᑐᐃᓐᓇᒃᑯᑦ ᐊᕐᕌᒍᒥ, ᓯᐊᕐᕆᔭᐅᑎᑯᑖᕐᕕᒋᔪᓐᓇᖅᑕᐃᑦ ᐅᑭᐅᒃᑯᑦ ᐅᕝᕙᓘᓐᓃᑦ ᐊᐅᔭᒃᑯᑦ ᓄᓇᒃᑰᔫᕐᕕᒋᔪᓐᓇᖅᑕᐃᑦ. ᑲᔾᔮᕐᓗᑎᑦ ᐱᓱᕋᔭᒍᓐᓇᖅᑐᑎᑦ ᐊᑐᕆᐊᒃᑯᑦ ᐊᖅᑯᓵᖅᐸᓪᓗᒋᑦ ᑕᓰᑦ, ᖃᖅᑲᐃᑦ ᐊᒻᒪᓗ ᓄᓇᑐᐃᓐᓇᐅᑉ ᐃᓱᐊᓅ, ᐃᓄᖃᖏᓯᐊᖅᑐᒧᑦ!
>>67587711
Damn straight Brad
Lads I have had enough of this shit
It's ogre
9-3 O's
gg tigers
Sweep you tomorrow
>>67586124
Boston fags are seriously the worst.
>>67586205
Old fag detected.
Tiger fans on suicide watch.
