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Mackers has 30k on rus a 1.6
o/u on minutes this stays up?
Netherlands, Russia and Aussie were my favorites
ONE OF US
>The kikes were the gayest
Can't make this shit up
I made a thread after the last one got deleted and it got deleted within 5 seconds lel
tears @ janitor
>posts deleted
how sad.
easiest money I ever made lads
oh and sorry to whoever put 15 units on my raptors tip lmao
Janitor so large on Russia lay
Seriously considering writing an email to the new 4chan owner regarding this jani deleting our sports betting thread.
Anyone care to explain why the last thread was deleted?
JANITOR CONFIRMED FOR MASSIVE FLAMING HOMO
watch out we have a cunt here
Fucking hell janitor why are you deleting the best parts of this board?
LOVE to see the arse on the lad with the 3k lay atm
He swipes to the left, he swipes to the right...
Euan Park is on grinder all night!
>FOR FUCKING FREE
WHY :(
>>67581647
pmsl
>>67581640
>trying to reason with blobs of crisps and cheese
>spain now 3rd favorite
Unreal thread lads
germany and great britain tied for last place lads
tbph i would *ABSOLUTELY* destroy swedish guy's boypussy if you know what i mean
Janitors are mad that they didn't put all on Russia when they were +2.x
Brits got last place on lockdown.
>serbia drifting Bulgaria getting backed
Happening for me
>>67581686
>not Georgia
Almost got my eyes and ears blown out
Dino going to look like a MASSIVE cunt when russia don't drift out pmsl
Someone needs to pull this janitor aside and explain /bet/ IS /sp/.
>>67581649
What's THE usl bet tonight you perm sporting sausage jockey?
CAP IT
1 australia
2 russia
3 spain
4 sweden
who else /free money/ here?
arrietta is literally on the best streak of any pitcher in history, odds should have been more like -1000
who is this man
GIVE AMERICA A LATE INVITATION TO CONQUER RUSSIA
>>67581715
No way Sweden get that high
BT wants a smed on Bulgaria top Balkan country.
lmao at the janitors deleting posts they dont like.. get a life lads. I know youre angry for not being out on a saturday night but no need to take it out on us..
>>67581715
5 ukraine
>>67581731
Lena won despite being unable to sing
>>67581715
no no no it's obviously going to be some eastern yuro country.
>that russia price
can't stop pmsl, won't stop pmsl
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213073
http://www.strawpoll.me/10213073
>>67581752
Was a much better melody and scene show tbqh
why does he do it lads?
kek timberlake and this swedish music mix are 10x better than every esc candidate
>>67581777
azer was great, would need pics though, don't remember them off-hand
Janitor laid Russia lads
>>67581777
no Austria?
>>67581777
spain obviously
>be a massive homosexual internet janitor
>earn nothing
>lay all cash + mortgages + wife's son's college savings on russia
>furiously shut down /bet/ generals in retaliation
Is Eagle Eye Cherry really Swedish?
>GUNTHER
wouldn't rule Juveguy out as the janitor
comes across as a massive DANGER
>>67581846
talking BIG sense here pal
S A D B O Y S
>>67581846
talking nig sense pal
>>67581846
the only thing i'd have in common with one is the bank balance
>>67581654
Top kek
>>67581777
>No Malta
dropped
>>67581868
Actually an excellent post.
Going LARGE on america.
>>67581868
pmsl
USA saves Europe once again.
Can I vote for JT?
So so suave
>1.44
WHAT THE FUCK
lads whats it called when one could easily go out tonight but would rather stay at home and do his own thing?
/bet/ on suicide watch, pmsl
>>67581916
>once again
excuse me?
reminder, that smart money is on America
Med on winner by more than 100points 2.10 surreal for russian demolishing
>>67581946
>tonight
Being gay I think.
>>67581916
>implying USA has ever saved europe
>>67581946
fapping
>>67581970
Ya I wish I was, things would be simpler. Gays in now too.
>Tfw Putin is hosting the Russian results show.
>this Russia drift
PMSL
>>67581999
You're joking?
TEARS IF YOU WEREN'T ON THE SHARKS FH
>13k wanting on Russia @1.51
Daniel Gould SUCH a slimy Jew ffs, can't wait for him to aftertime a green on Russia later on
BT has gobbled us up good and proper here
>>67581962
>>67581980
Don't fall for his Juveguy-level trolling lads
Extremely tempted to get out
Will halve my losses on Russia
Feel sick, is there going to be a meltdown.
Jani might as well delete the thread if Russia win
Just got a sms from BT's gf that he commited suicide. RIP.
>>67582061
>if
>IF
when
>>67581777
Dece voting lads. Bulgaria is the right answer
>Betfairs lay book currently above 100%
"russia douze points" is gonna haunt my dreams i can feel it, down so much
who's that THIQQ nigger princess
eurovision stream anyone?
Why does everyone want Russia to lose? I don't watch this shit.
>>67582086
1000%*
>>67582085
Who's the other guy who voted for Belgium? We got similar taste for qt's
>>67582085
you didnt include austria so it's null and void
>Junior Eurovision
>Eurovision
Chunky by name chunky by nature
>>67582091
pmsl
>>67582091
> casual racism
umm... not cool dude. /bet/ does not tolerate bigots.
>>67582098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
>>67582103
Tipsters been telling us all to lay Russia the past week.
People are literally going to lose thousands if Russia win.
Malta send a literal 10/10 milf. Armenia's slag has great legs too.
>>67582144
>>67582098
Actually it's geoblocked for you
http://www.logotv.com/shows/eurovision-song-contest-2016/live-stream/live.html
Fuck I'm kind
>>67582111
Mein nigger
>>67582162
Only one talking sense in here
>>67582091
pmsl, chuckled heartily
>>67582174
Based Bongistan
reckon they have fucked?
>>67582146
Lmao
when is the winner annouced? want to be here for the shitstorm if russia wins
>eu comedy
jesus fucking christ
>>67582179
Thought you liked petite girls you f r a u d
>>67582208
Australia is gonna win senpai, next year aussiefestival is good money
pmsl @ that Albania flag
This is what happens when Europe doesn't have a war every 30 years...
>>67582208
Each country votes one at a time. Due to start in about 10 minutes.
It gets dragged out, but is pretty amusing at the same time.
> all this generic pop shite
jesus christ, these performers need to listen to some real music like megadeth or iron maiden
get that cunt out
Petra's the hottest woman to appear on the show
DEAD http://www.strawpoll.me/10212924/r
>>67582237
Iron Maiden should've stopped by, they're touring around Europe anyway
Someone stick a cock in this slags gob
if this was held in australia, we'd be tearing our rainbow flags at this shit tbqh
Jesus lads I apologise on behalf of my country for this shitfest
>>67582237
eastern-southern europe is about 15 years behind the rest of the civilized world
> european """"""""""humour"""""""""
cringing hard tbqh
How do I vote for her?
Who the fuck was that and can we vote out now
>>67582285
SO glad someone got a cap of this
>that wink
>Spain crashing for big 5 into 2.75
>got on at 9s
feels good
TEARS
Sweden 3rd favourites, is it habbening?
Eurovision please, just vote already
>>67582303
Still sweating here thinking about it
mmm those swedish school girls were hot as fuck!
>>67582285
sauce
jesus what is this rubbish?? who the fuck thinks this is funny?
Great to see Sweden showing some ethnic diversity in this clip
Jesus it's been over 2hours of Sweden sucking their own cocks
>muh esc obsession
>>67582347
U a nonce m8?
I am cringing pretty hard right now to be quite honest
>promo about sweden
>people are white
>not shitskin/somalian
>>67582347
https://vine.co/v/ibaKw3man0H
>>67582380
I noticed this, very dissatisfied and untrue
>>67582382
Genuinely saw Steve Dawson on a bus last week. Absolute danger pmsl
I really hate Sweden
Anyone who owns a 'swegway' needs to be put on some sort of list
These Russia odds.
Eurovision is kinda boring without some conflict or freak artist (beardlady cringe or based Lordi)
pmsl at juvecuck getting banned and posting it on TT
Would really like Big al to reback russia at 1.40s
>>67582430
Stood up applauding this post. Not sure when I will stop
>>67582406
Never heard of him til the other day, twitter is hilarious tbqh
>>67582440
What IS he playing at?
>>67582442
>clapping
You sure you're not muriclapian?
RIGGING INTENSIFIES
LAY RUSSIA NOW, REBACK AFTER JURY RESULTS
ACCORDING TO PLAN? RIGGED CONFIRMED
just put 5k on Rus @1.43
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
OI OI OI
SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED SCARED
1212121212121212
Russia 3 points
PMSL
>austria
based little sister
DRIFT IS IN
iceland straight from james bond
>the only black guy in iceland
DOUWE BOB CONFIRMED TOP 5
>Iceland
BOB
muh soviet bloc
UK 8 POINTS HOLY SHIT
Russkies got this
>Favourite rapper from San Marino
Huge competition for that
>Hungary 10
>Croatia 8
YUGEEEEE
ireland you cute
this is some mixed up shit
ireland
>Bulgaria 10 points
they will give aus 12
based ireland
Netherlands 1st
Sweden 2nd
HABBENING
>this Georgian slag
Georgian host fit as fuck
Belgium?
remember, ireland doesnt like asses on girls, so they picked the smallest ass in the competition
explain this format? who are these people allocating points?
does every country have 12 points to give?
can you vote for your own country?
who eurovision here?
>everybody got a point already
boo
rigging ukraine shits
Russia getting btfo
>>67582580
Juries
Yes, and then other countries get less
No
>it's an jury are giving ukraine points because muh political statement song, muh 1944, muh Krim, etc.
wait what
>>67582592
early, they do this to make it dramatic but russia win easy
quick where can i find real time live odds for eurovision
INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND INGERLAND
>>67582580
>who are these people allocating points?
just someone to deliever the points which are voted by jury/people within the country (I think it changed so I dunno exactly but they aren't just making it up themselves)
>does every country have 12 points to give?
Yes every nation that took part I think including semi finalists
>can you vote for your own country?
No
>>67582608
There isn't an algorithm this year
MALTA BASED AF
THE RUSSIAN BARGE IS DRFITING
russia getting btfo pmsl, uac
NEED RUSSIA TO DRIFT FURTHER
HOLY FUCK SO GREEEEEEEN
WE WERE GOOKS N' SHIT
/eurovision/ i mean /bet/ on suicide watch ahaha
this is the juries btw, public vote will favour russia heavily
this is literally the gayest shit, why does every jury person feel the need to babble on
>Switzerland
>>67582646
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>YOOO HOOOOO 'ELLO!
kek
>>67582644
Why? Everyone laid Russia and they are getting btfo
>>67582645
im not shure, ukraine shilling was pretty bad the last years
>Tfw got ukraine at 20s and Aus at 7s
about to green on russia in a sec
I'm still here for Netherlands
IM SO GREEN
wew would bang this Moldovan bird
>>67582644
The only person on suicide watch is mr McKeown with 30k on rus pmsl
WTF IS GOING ON????
>>67582665
you need to think more political dummy
IT'S ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
russia btfo
>cyprus suit
CANNOT SPAKE HOW GREEN I AM
>This cypriot danger
Should we back Russia lads?
>>67582697
after the jury votes are over
aussie crushing it
russia at 4.00 pmsl, hup
HANDS IN THE AIR CHEERING EVERY AUSSIE POINT
russia ABSOLUTELY BTFOOOOO
literally cannot stop rubbing my hands like a hot jew
australia already half through, normalfaggs will vote them more than enough
crazy accent from dutch lady
>>67582430
List? Just gather them up with the rest of these absolute degenerates and gas the lot.
1. Australia
2. Netherlands
3. Russia
>>67582712
trijntje oosterhuis is literally retarded
>Break before Israeli vote
[JEW RIGGING INTENSIFIES]
Putin on suicide watch
>>67582725
lol
Russia lose pmsl
Who are the Jews most likely to vote for you guys reckon?
>all this Ukraine shilling
its written in the stars
TRADE OUT NOW OR NO?
WE NEED MORE POLITICS, RUSSIA IS BAD GOYS
REEEEEE NOT VOTING RUSSIA
>>67582745
Sweden
>>67582580
>burgers in charge of understanding things
Nigga u dum.
I'd like to take this moment to give a shout out to the big man in the sky.
Big Al, couldn't of done this without you lid
>>67582745
Germany
>>67582745
Russia
van der saaaaar
>>67582745
ukraine, because muh conflict, muh war with russia
Bulgaria absolutely fucking serbia for top Balkan.
>Belarus
shocking
Russia getting votes from belarus
kek
>german lesbian
My sides
ukraine 7 points, i hate this fucking country
I CANT RELAX IN GERMANY
>>67582775
in the netherlands Belarus is called 'white-russia' roughty translated.
top kek german guilt