TODAY:
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
Prelims
Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
FIGHT PASS FOR REAL FITE FANS™ PRELIMS:
Antonio Rogerio "Minitauro" Nogueira v Patrick Cummins
Sergio Moraes v Luan Chagas
Renato Moicano v Zubaira Tukhugov
THREAD THEME SONG:
https://youtu.be/h9lL9j5F_iw
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67566934
xth for STIPE MIOČIĆ THE NEW UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
>>67573235
reminder that weight classes were created by men to oppress women.
>>67573235
>fatties in bondage
my fucking dick
>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
(((PRELIMS START AT 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST)))
Is there anybody that thinks this looks good?
I was listening to an old Ronda Rousey interview with Sherdog from her Strikeforce days and I was surprised to learn that her did killed himself because he had a rare disease that would have turned himself into a vegetable rather than just because lifesux.
>>67573255
AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDD......STEEP MEE-OOSHISHHH!!
>>67573311
im eastern standard so it's fine for me tbqh
>>67573350
Stajp Miouček
THE VOICES CALLING ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4
Ho has the biggest dick in MMA ? Uriah Hall ,Phil Davis , Cheick Kongo?
>>67573311
It doesn't need to look good, it just needs to tell people what time things are starting
>>67573418
For somebody who tries so hard you sure do a shit job.
>>67573439
why are you so buttmad
I see you in every thread
>>67573455
>I see you in every thread
you sound paranoid.
heeminder that goats recognise goats
>>67573417
holly holm
>buy a watermelon
>get home and cut it into pieces
>looks fucking delicious
>bite into it
>tastes like nothing
Fuck, I'm so bummed out lads...someone post some heems to cheer me up
>>67573553
that's why i eat strawberries right now Tyrone
>>67573583
Hoosimar... had a hard life
>>67573608
>literally the scat of berries
raspberries mixed with cranberries or gtfo
>>67573581
Paige's great great great grandma must have done some serious whoring around back in the day to earn her family the surname "slut".
>>67573656
what if... alistair's great great great grandpa and her...? maybe that'd explain the chimp thing
>>67573655
>strawberries
>literally the scat of berries
https://youtu.be/j0cdldRuFrU
>>67573656
>>67573656
>>67573581
absolute fucking pottery
B R A V O
N O L A N
>>67573581
sletten is norwegian, i thought norweigians were supposed to be good looking
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/13/11669764/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-without-ufc-permission
>yfw New York scenario happens
>>67573350
I like pronouncing his name like the first part of the word "stipend"
miesha tate has an ugly face
STYPE OR STEEP-AY
>>67573924
and you have an ugly brain
>>67573924
That's not a factor when she's sitting on mine.
>>67573924
I like her squinty face
shitty weather in zagreb, i'm hungover as fucking shit. i'm going to take a nap heem,see ya later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJDVaP0j25c&feature=youtu.be
>>67573992
you should try giving up alcohol you won't get hangovers
Post ur current BOI in ever division
>Rose Namajunas
>Miesha Tate
>Kyoji Horiguchi
> Dominick Cruz
>Frankie Edgar
>Nate Diaz
>Rory MacDonald
>Steve Bossé
>Tom Lawler
> Fabricio Werdum
>>67573924
she looks like an anime when she laughs
anyone putting a cheeky fiver on Leslie Smith beating Cris Seaborg?
>>67574103
No. I'm not a degenerate gambler.
>>67574113
pray for me
>>67574103
>>67574134
i was thinking of putting a cheeky tenner tbqhwyf
>>67574103
i waste $400 a week gambling i haven't decided what i'm doing with the last of this week's, maybe powerball and florida lottery, i don't see how leslie smith wins
>>67574064
Stipe
Jones
Machida
Hendricks
Khabib
Edgar
>flyweight
Holm
Joanna
>flyweight
Dillashaw
>>67574103
Yep, pic related.
Cyborg caught some sort of robot AIDS to make 140.
>>67574199
she weighed in at 139 :^)
>>67574199
valerie lecoalburneresque
>>67574175
Fellow Tom Lawler fan yoooooo
>>67573924
Yep. Only looks halfway decent when she's caked in makeup. Her nose is pretty atrocious. She's a classic case of only being considered attractive because there are no other attractive women around.
>>67573848
>File name
Gabi Garcia
>>67574064
Scoggins
Lineker
Edgar
Cerrone
Diaz
Bisping
Jones
Rothwell
Claudia
Pena
>>67574313
sorry for delet. i put in aldo as my fw boy for some reason haha
>>67574372
That looks like a fun workout, but shouldn't a "professional" be moving faster?
Paige destroys the pads.
>>67574372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFi6UFEWZzM
all those roids and rocked and dropped by a fake wrestler
>>67574064
Maryna Moroz
Valentina Shevchenko
Kyoji Horiguchi
Dominick Cruz
Charles Oliveira
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Mike Pyle
Gegard Mousasi
Ilir Latifi
Ben Rothwell
>>67574163
being a manlet must suck
mcgregor has the aesthetics but
>tfw internet was off for the last 24h and it just came back
I was starting to get afraid for 198 desu senpai
>>67574423
>Paige destroys the pads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfV0ZJwVeh4
>>67573625
Why did he stop? Herb didn't call it off
is there anywhere I can bet on the fights online with a credit card?
>>67573269
this
also when will the UFC bring an end to the discriminatory policy of gender segregation
i've Ronda drop men in sparring Mike
>>67574527
bovada
Breen's article on the effects of the new UFC Weight Cutting rules was good
http://www.sherdog.com/news/articles/Opinion-The-Real-Skinny-on-the-UFCs-New-Weight-Cutting-Rule-104821
>>67574527
betdsi. here's a referral link
http://w-as.com/?f3Z9G
>>67574481
Actually being a lannklet is what sucks.
>poor blood circulation
>poor workout gains
>easy ko target
>etc etc
>>67574497
>internet was off
those god damn transatlantic cables
>>67574472
Dropped by an islander, the notoriously heavy hitting kind.
And Gabi came back STRONG.
>>67574598
nothing worse than an islander
>>67574598
god gabi has no technique
>>67574576
but you're never really alive in the first place if you're a manlet
>>67574628
Who lasts longer on a speedbag...Gabi or Honda?
>>67574665
>>67574628
None whatsoever
And she's not bringing the fight to the ground. And why would she ? She's just a bazillion time grappling world champion
Worst fite IQ ever desu
>>67574522
He thought he was Hunto.
>>67574576
fucking lanklet shits
What do the body language experts of /heem/ think of the Cyborg/Smith weigh-in staredown?
>>67574717
Cyborg is shook
Bet the barn on Smith
>>67574717
Oh wow Cyborg looks like shit
135 seems really difficult for her
>>67574717
I'm surprised a man that short hasn't killed himself.
>>67574717
i would be more scared to stareown with cyborg than with wanderlei.
>leslie keeping that distance
lel
>>67574717
>that stance
she's literally going to fucking die
>>67574698
fuck hunt
>>67574717
cyborg is going to literally kill leslie. hope dana isn't giving her chump change for this
>>67574717
cyborg is almost breaking, this weight cut must have been hell
>>67574717
that fake blonde ring girl was on drugs or had to piss
Glory last night was good ?
Not sure if I should watch it or not
>>67573581
sletten literally means ''sluts'' in dutch.
>>67574717
If cyborg didn't look this ugly, UFC would've created the featherweight division for her.
>>67574793
>that fake blonde ring girl
That's Jhenny you prick
>>67574815
based dutch
i hear you let losers legally commit suicide
what a great country
>>67573581
Take a timestamped pic in the mirror. I wanna see how fat you are.
where is the predictionbro?
>>67574829
>Jhenny
is that her stripper name? that's almost as bad as chad
>tfw want to start training BJJ and MT but have no energy to do anything thanks to cutting weight
>>67574807
Nope.
>>67574870
How would I know ?
I'm not the one being a rich arab here m8
>>67574845
weirdo
>>67574869
Imagine you doing anything lol
>>67574807
quite shiet
>>67574893
>I'm not an arab
>>67574893
>>67574913
If you read carefully, I only stated not being a RICH ARAB
>>67574913
>>67574926
>people unironically believe in this guy
>>67574926
>>67574893
oh you set yourself up there m8. i was just asking for a friend btw
>>67574940
You Arab, mate?
>>67574870
omanbro pooping on ariany stream when
>>67574960
Maybe you haven't been on /heem/ long but most users here are non-whites with names like Adan Mohammed and Sahal. Me, based nephew, lithcuck, and serbbro are the only legit whites on here.
>>67574960
Not even
>>67574968
as soon as i know how much she charges desu
>>67574717
I just want to suck on those nips really
>>67574955
>>67574989
Yeah sure thing Juan
>>67574989
>slavs
>white
kek
>>67575000
I'd imagine something like that would cost at the very least 50K + travel expenses (but probably twice that much because of the shitting)
>>67575021
What do you think Fedor was thinking?
>>67575030
What's it like to be part of the Anglo-Saxon masterrace?
>>67574955
be careful
>>67574163
gus alpha as fuck
why is mcgregor posing like that is he trying to fight the cameraman?
>>67575072
>vince's face when Trump attacks
Man that guy can sell it
>Brother vanzant molestered PVZ
>>67575070
Fedor spent a lot of time with Trump and considered him a friend.
>>67575071
shit man. just means my ancestors unironically managed to get cucked by the biggest betas in europe the swedes and germans.
6.25 fucking bongs
>>67575138
thanks la
>>67575063
oh, can we start a gofundme or something? id take one for the team and do it desu
>>67575084
no idea. shame that jones and silva fight never happened tho
Any news on the buyout?
>>67575130
big tim and two fans.jpg
>>67575131
the english are the gods of war, germans are the ones who got cucked the most over the past 2,000 years
>>67575168
dana sold it then bought it back 6 minutes later for half the price
>>67573848
>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/13/11669764/conor-mcgregor-vs-floyd-mayweather-without-ufc-permission
I've only gotten one (You) on this post
Just want to make sure to let you all know it's a very interesting article and I recommend it.
>>67575168
I can put up $38 for HEEM FC to acquire Zuffa. I don't know about the rest of you guys
>>67575010
The official Reebok weigh-in bra reveals more "breast information" than the UFC Ring Girls tops
>>67575138
thx lad
>>67574831
only if they really want it.
>>67575232
Jesus Christ the madman
>>67575203
i read it, I'm still skeptical over this whole situation, mcgregor likes money but is one payday worth getting embarrassed and hurting future drawing power? dont think so desu
reminder girls during weigh ins have sandy desert vaginas
>>67575138
cheers bruv
>>67575232
Conor's fucking career...Jesus...I'm actually starting to feel bad for him.
>>67575218
>>67575168
Dana and Lorenzo went on Shark Tank and made a deal with Lori and Mark. Robert offered them more than what they were asking, but Dana and Lorenzo responded by asking if there were any other offers.
>>67575289
What do you think he'll be tweeting ~6 months from now?
>>67575295
Looks like a primary school teacher
>>67575255
it really depends on the money
if his purse is anything over 10M (not counting PPV cut)? I'd say it's probably worth it
>>67575296
What value does lorry bring? Fight kits don't really seem live a qvc product to me
>>67575232
I hope Gunnar just tells him to just shut up and lays him out. I don't know who else would do it
>>67575329
Fucking hell
>>67575289
I'm buying the UFC from Dana White! I'm running against Kanye West in the 2020 election! I'm taking on the Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match at wrestlemania!
>>67575303
>Yeh I'll be soignin autographs at the Biloxi Home Depot on Concession road 9 tomorrow at 3pm, bring ya kids.
>>67575232
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDM3mV_x3b0/
>>67575333
Frankie
>>67575324
But UFC hotdog branders are.
lads, who is /hype/ for tonight?
BAMMA
Bellator
UFC
>>67575367
Has to be someone close to him so he'll at least give the slightest amount of consideration
>>67575386
why is bellator on today
Povetkin popped for meldonium, you reckon a lot of Russian fighters will pop for that too? Islam Makhachev already did.
>>67575416
not sure lad, could have moved it forward/backward a week and they would have been golden
>>67575436
I just knew it would be Russians who would be injecting radioactive elements into their body
>>67575307
I was talking about this
But yeah, I can see that
>>67575386
What's today's BAMMA ?
Is it the one with Duquesnoy ?
>>67575436
is this legal in competition?
>>67575503
Yes because it is utterly ineffective and just a bottle of snake oil.
>>67575355
Who writes his tweets for him?
>>67575554
Connor McGregor
>>67575554
I was wondering the same thing lad. There's no way someone as fundamentally illiterate as Floyd could type all that out.
Post fally heems.
>>67575515
>>67575572
you're quite the skeptic
>>67575483
yes lad, Tom D is fighting for the BW title, Damien Lapilus and a prospect Walter Gahadza vs Colin Fletcher. pretty stackerd
>>67575572
Maybe he just spends a day writing it
Not like he can't afford it
As always guys, I'm taking your picks for the spiciest prelims.
This week we're taking picks for:
Maia vs. Brown
Santos vs. Marquardt
Trinaldo vs. Meideros
Font vs. Lineker
Lil Nogueira vs. Cummins
i'll take picks through the rest of this thread
>>67575613
>>67575613
Maia via decision
Santos via 1st round T/KO
Trinaldo via decision
Lineker via 1st round T/KO
Cummins via decision
Derrick Lewis heemed someone into a living death on his cruise last night.
>>67575613
hey you actually fucking added mine thanks you're better than the real predictioncuck
>>67575613
Filtered :^)
>>67575355
You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers.
But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck is gonna take you.
>tfw my name is also Stipe
Good luck crobro
>>67575737
How do you pronounce it?
>>67575766
Stipe
>>67575766
Steeeepaayyy
>>67575436
meldonium is nothing like steroids every grandmother use it for health , its just fucking americans trying to ruin latvian pharmacy achievments
>>67575737
>>67575766
>>67575773
my sides
>>67575766
Steep
>>67575782
looks like Travis Brown's less athletic brother
>>67575613
Maia
Santos
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
>>67575782
more like Paige "boys my brother be pettin' " Sletten
>>67573783
>'I'm an insecure, eating meat makes me feel powerful.'
>>67575684
Are you the retard that put in 3 picks because he thought his picks werent put in?
>>67575817
>less athletic
Implying there is any athleticism.
>>67575796
holy shit we have latvia
BALTIK UNLOCKED
HEEM FC 1 CONFIRMED
>>67575766
>>67575793
2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PrMSK3HEts
>>67575766
steepeh
It's Steepay.
>>67575861
steepay me oh chich
>>67575658
>carnival
Not surprised. Theyre the wal mart of cruise lines.
Was Derrick Lewis the one that posted that video of the girl doing bumps at an MLB game?
>>67575861
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PrMSK3HEts
can you try speaking up son, i cant hear you.
perhaps try putting some bass in your voice.
>>67575766
Stefano
>>67575861
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PrMSK3HEts
crobro sounds like a killer. I´m putting my money on miocic
>>67575837
>"Segurar uma bunda feminina diminui o estresse em 70%"
>>67575861
Could you make a vocaroo saying dabro jutro, dobar dan, laku noc, jebem ti mater? do eeeeet
STEEP-AY MEE-OACH-ITCH
>>67575658
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/14/travel/carnival-cruise-missing-passenger/
Literally the same cruise
>>67575932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NhGFLrQqYn
Young fan asks Claudia Gadelha what she does to relax
she says gettin fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqVMTFITDA
I like the way Nate pronounces Stipe.
https://youtu.be/gGe21q7lmNk?t=223
>>67575962
be careful
>>67575997
thanks friend
>>67576007
is aldo cucking /heem/?
>>67575581
awe shit i trained with george roop twice, good man with a fucking painful boney sprawl.
Feel bad seeing him hurt
>>67575072
fucking americans, why do you do mandrama
>>67575613
Brown
Marquardt
Trinaldo
Lineker
Lil Nog
>>67575861
What does Miocic even mean?
-ic usually means son of, right?
What kind of name is Mioc?
Guys are there any norwegian residents who live in norway and pay norwegian taxes that fight/work in the ufc?
>>67575613
Maia
Marquardt
Trinaldo
Lineker
Cummins
>>67576133
I don't know the etimology, 'Mio' means something like 'likeable' or 'sweet' , but Mio in Miočić don't have that meaning, really don't from what that surname developed.
>>67576226
Maybe go to the library and read up on it.
heem seems awfully quiet for a fight day
>>67576354
calm before the storm desu
>>67576354
pls talk english on vocaroo, brazilian accent is cute
say 'i want to thank my lord and saviour jesus christ, dana give me a shot!'
>>67576354
man's just chillin you get me
>>67576226
What does Vrbanovic mean?
i'm afraid streem sites will be overloaded with faggots, and stream will be bad aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>67576411
Wait, you're not inviting 8 or 10 buddies over and ordering the ppv legit?
>>67576411
Vrba means willow tree
>>67576411
>tfw good cable for 3$ that shows the main card
/comfy/
>>67576411
kinda the same here
>ufc brazil
>live in the same region of the event
>probably wont be able to watch it reasonably due to shitty internet and shitty streams like any other event
>>67576441
>>67576395
>Vrba means willow tree
>>67576430
n-no
>>67576444
i'm good in Croatia 2bh
>>67576455
They will not show main event on Telly? Ufc Zagreb was for free here.
MOTHERFUCKAS KNO I STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM
justa wake up, im fuckin hype and ready for tonight card !
Holy fuck will Conor just shut the fuck up and fight someone already? Instead of talking about how you run boxing on Twitter, how about defending your fucking belt?
>>67576459
>>67576441
Fascinating. One more for you, my croatian coworker's last name is Babun. The fuck does that means? Cause in English it's a mean primate that can fuck you up. I feel bad for him.
>>67576510
UFC zagreb
Says the guy who insults people on twitter
>>67576536
have you ever seen a living black panther in peru outside?
>>67576560
Kek, Babun is a monkey , baboon,
>>67576572
I would love to fight Dana White.
>>67576572
agree with dana on this one, very disrepectful of Matt. can flip off the people who pay your bills, especially when you are a guest in their country.
>>67576572
Dana's being a fag, Matt Brown is a veteran just bleeder. He should be able to flip off whatever fans he wants. They were booing him anyway.
>>67576576
yeah they are common in Perú but we call them niggers just like other countries
>>67576510
lol I just looked and
the main card is actually going to be transmitted by globo, thanks for saving my day croatia
>>67576636
I know you are joking, but Conor did the same thing when he beat Jose
>>67576354
Gotta hit the gym, no time for /heem/. Fight day is ALWAYS glutes day.
friendly reminder dc will never beat jones
IDK why matt brown can't flip them off. the whole crowd went uh vai morrer which literally means you're going to die.. a double middle finger seems well placed..
>>67576792
look at this fat fuck hahahahahaha . how would he look if he didn't train at all?
>>67576827
I'm willing to d-die
>>67576870
you do that
I heard lots of different ways of booing someone, but 'you are going to die' no. Wtf? And as i see it's common out there in Brazil. Weridos.
Quick everyone! Channel your energy to Werdum!
>>67576901
'You are going to die" is literally kindergarten tier. God mma has terrible banter, such an underdeveloped sport
