Eurovision HYPE edition
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First for Russia like air.
>>67571401
H-how's my book looking lads?
Scared
>>67571440
Forgot pic
>>67571458
WORLD
I dont have any Eurovision bets on.
What shall I put my money on.
>>67571533
Seriously?
I have no clue what I'm doing
>>67571535
belgium top 10 @ 3.65
>>67571535
Put it towards having sex
>>67571565
Fuck off you shill.
I need Euan / BT to spoonfeed me actual Euro bets.
I hope your bot has deep pockets Putin. This drift will turn into an unstoppable tsunami later.
Should I be laying or backing Russia?
Lay Russia
Back Sweden top 3
Back Armenia top 5
Back Austria top 10
Logging off for a while
Tempted to lay this massive steamer at Newmarket
>>67571682
disagree on armenia, but they're good for a trade if you back them now, wont do well but spotty nerds that have betfair accounts will back her after she performs
can someone PLEASE lend me £20
>>67571682
Austria is fanwank
>>67571684
jk lol
How do i put in lays on my spreadsheet?
>>67571801
as a back with your liability as a stake
>>67571752
sure what's your address and exchange rate in USD, guy?
>>67571823
What the fuck does that even mean.
>>67571824
30 dollars. paypal: eloquentia @ hotmail.co.uk
thank u, in advance, i will return the stake once i secure a victory
>>67571752
just go gay for pay, you're a fuccboi as it is.
>>67571856
i have dignity mind you
>>67571832
i suspect you don't even need a spreadsheet from this post
>>67571840
Sent.
>>67571871
you clearly do not.
i wish someone actually sent me the money. im considering punting on reffocs' next tip, or maybe euan's.
Okay I'm chasing Hougang losses on unders in Fluminese U19 game. Line seems too high for 50 minutes of play
>>67571919
SP, you are so so so annoying.
>>67571967
Get a trip, need to filter you.
1 more from Hougang would be bliss
Calijah on suicide watch
>>67571967
Good tip tbf
Taken u3
Who the fuck plays 50 minutes.
HOUGANG SURREAL
CAN'T SASS THE HASS
Friendly reminder that you will never find a girlfriend who doesn't go clubbing, especially if you live in the South.
>>67572099
South Albania?
Hass so good
Freiberg 5-2.
Can't stop winning won't stop winning
>>67572099
Why would I wanna live in Southern Albania
daily reminder that if you didn't smack sassuolo @1.90 yesterday you lost around 30 points
price is 1.6x now
there is still time, unless it goes down to 1.01, it is value.
>>67572117
How's your ev book looking lid? X
>>67572127
Post slip.
On Malta top 10 finish in Eurovision at 5/4
Not a huge bet, just have it on good authority they have spent a shit load on the act this year and they won the semi final by a significant amount. Results not released to the public but info from someone in the know
>>67572130
Green as my highlights lid
>>67571919
Stop fucking asking for money then.
That's all you seem to do in any /bet/ thread. Get £20 yourself and use that.
>>67572148
>>67572211
i don't have any. i lost it all, on juventus
Kozakken Boys double chance 100% legit
Serie A frenchie been hard at work flipping those burgers I see.
>>67572242
been home raping those blackjack tables mate
1xBet on suicide watch.
Can't stop topping up on Australia, imagine how much they win the jury vote by
>>67572230
Should've put that on my unders tip desu
>>67572231
>betting on mafia
it was fixed
>>67572294
you don't need to rub it in
>>67572291
i'm not a clueless leech, i bet on my tips.
>tfw you wake up hungover AF and the first post you see is from juveguy
>>67572172
They didn't win the semi
>>67572302
i'm an inter fan, so i hope a juve hater is born in you.
how much you down m8 ?
>>67572268
An australian bookie is offering $5 for aus to win
DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>67572343
i put £200 on juve and lost everything. now my only hope is to beg for a new bank roll on /bet/
>>67572336
I have it on good authority they won it by a significant amount.
>>67572359
How about getting a job you cretin.
IMAGINE putting 200 pounds not only on a mainstream game but on Juves C lineup
>>67572387
i'd love one
>>67572359
>200
you'll survive. get over it and move on.
>>67572422
your chin needs a serious test
>>67571919
www.wonga.com
>>67572422
get a fucking grip mate
shitposting or not, honestly take a look at yourself
>>67572422
Can someone ban this nigger already
>>67572422
I swear to God you were begging all yesterday and some brave lad gave you £30 which you also bet on shitty tips
>>67572480
>I swear to God you were begging all yesterday and some brave lad gave you £30 which you also bet on shitty tips
nah i didn't get anything. he was trolling
Daily reminder to go LARGE on IPL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RbgDflZ-0
>>67572500
i will, reffocs, if you pass me a coin or two
>>67572509
I would but I dont have paypal
>>67572597
what do you have?
Daily reminder
He's coming back today
>>67572610
Post your bank details and I'll send it via mobile banking
going for a haircut. £9 and a free beer. +ev af t b h
>>67572636
b-but that's not safe
>>67572708
It doesn't even matter it won't let you post it even if you wanted to because it stars out the numbers
>>67572692
>Not spending £50 on a patrician af haircut
>>67572708
>he doesn't have several bank accounts
-ev
>>67572747
would rather put it on the horses, lid.
Saturday without footy feels like sex without an orgasm
Webb so lewd
>You are now thinking of Peter bending one up his missus after a day of greening up
Getting calls and texts from "friends" who forgot about my birthday, somehow found out about it during the week and now expect me to have a party. pmsl how upset they get when I tell them to fuck off and that I don't have anything planned.
Putting my remaining possessions on Frankfurt DC simply because I want them to win.
WHAT'S
THE
FUCKING
BET
>>67572874
juviguy to an hero @ 3.50
>>67572823
ffs peter
>>67572946
VALUE
A
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U
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>>67572708
I'm not the desperate one here lid
>>67572692
Very dece
>>67572500
IPL? The Indian poomier league?
>>67573003
>>67573039
now at 1.50.
rip.
What's the best betting site lads?
>>67573107
tonybet.com
>>67573107
bet3000
>>67573107
Unibet.
Their new site is so functional and easy to navigate
>>67572610
Juve @ 1.2 is the bet. Does'nt lose.
(This time it really won't)
Jablonec goals fucking WHEN
Ladies and gentlemen YOUR Eurovision 2016 winner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
>>67573165
i lost a 1.020 yesterday anything can happen
>>67573228
When will you fuck off.
>>67573228
Put it all on Barcelona lid
jablonec PLEASE
>>67573228
Hadjuk Split SW is 2.5 on bet365 but 2.07 on 188bet lid
VALUE
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U
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>>67573176
pmsl at the shitposting when we win the euros.
>>67573509
I DON'#T HAVE ANY MONEY STOP GIVING ME TIPS
>>67573523
PLEASE go
>>67573176
>>67573514
just found out she was born in south korea
pmsl at south korea winning eurovision
>>67573523
Juventus 1111111
tears if you weren't on
>>67573176
how come australia has gone from oceania to asia to europe? will they be african next in a desperate attempt to try and be relevant on the world stage?
>>67573569
i wasn't, shithead
>>67573551
"In fact the Eurovision rules stipulate that the Eurovision Song Contest must be held in Europe, so we can’t actually physically bring the contest to Australia.
Nonetheless, in the event that Dami wins, Australia would partner with a European broadcaster and we would co-host Eurovision 2017 in a European country.
Which country would that be? At this stage it's not confirmed. "
pick us friendo
>>67573577
>japan still SO bitter we cucked them out of the 06 world cup
>>67573615
I thought word was if we win we will be partnering with germany?
>>67573601
Yeah I knew you wouldn't see value when it stares in your face
jablonec goals wen
>>67573646
i saw the value. i didn't have any fucking money you bitc
>>67573654
>He didn't cash out for £2 profit at halftime
>>67573670
pmsl
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7149490/The-secret-fetish-porn-past-of-Russia-s-Eurovision-entry.html
Russia backers BTFO
>>67573551
Everyone will be happy if you win.
It would be nothing compared to the shitposting if Russia win.
>>67573654
>he didn't get on double chance @1.75
>he didn't cash out on FT at half time
>>67573670
222222
Monaco @ 1.5 lads?
Some of the finalists should not be competing. Russia is one.
It has nothing to do with prejudices. It has everything to do with the WEAKNESS of the guy's voice. Performance is OK, but there is a stringiness to the delivery of the lyrics, which, stand alone, don't make a lot of sense.
reminder that euans bankroll is 100k
keko pls...
On Maribor
Euan is such a joker
>>67574126
22222
Reminder I've posted 5 winners out of 6 in this thread and the last
>>67574285
Give us another
Keko letting me down today.
>>67574285
Every dog has his day
>>67574285
I only got on the losing one.
>>67573760
However, many of the lyrics this year make no sense!
>>67573670
3333333
>>67574285
hass big penis euan small penis
>>67574311
Unders in the u19 Arsenal game for a small
>>67574348
Would take that bet again anyday desu, they played very well in the second half, unlucky that they conceeded again.
Lids, why am i getting better odds on a plus handicap than i am on the match result?
>>67574501
>/weekendbet/
>>67574311
-0.5 Hadjuk Split for a smed
Just sent Juve a tenner
>>67574573
Been thinking about just sending the £200 and telling him to fuck off, up 4.8 for the week so it's not too much
>>67574633
If he gets any money he's only going to stick around to leech
The other day I was covering a match and an old guy offered me to take me back to the city
Found out there's a betting community here in Uruguay, this dude makes 4-5k a month since several years just betting on the reserves league and basketball
Wish I could do that
update: paypal at £0
no one has sent me anything, they're all lying
>>67574679
nah i said id leave
>>67574633
He won't fuck off though. He'll just keep on coming in asking for more money
who /hyped for eurovision/ here
>>67574689
Grab a beer with him, leak his tips on /bet/
>>67574633
Give it to someone who deserves it.
>>67574689
Did you ask for some pointers how to join in their shrewdie group?
>>67574701
you're fucking lying, I sent you fifty quid and you're still here you piece of shit
>>67574689
Did he touch you?
>>67574734
nah fuck of dude, i am a man of honour
>>67574728
I think he won't provide me with tips yet. He was surprised that I knew about valuebets, kept a spreadsheet and so. At first he was like 'you shouldn't get into this' but after a couple minutes he was giving me lots of pointers on how to profit, actually telling me to ask people for their personal info because with my knowledge I'd get limited soon. Feels good.
But I will be travelling yet again for a month so I won't be able to bet much. Feels bad.
>>67574729
They don't have much of a tip sharing community, they go to youth and basketball matches but most of the time they don't share their bets, just info on formations and so.
>>67574742
No but when he said I should get personal info of people he kept repeating 'your gf's'
tfw
>>67574764
that why you're trying to leech?
Did you guys make good money with the Red Imps game? Didn't have a chance to watch or bet on it ; ;
>>67574810
it does not violate my honour code
>>67574925
Up 6k
>>67574419
hup hup x
>>67574718
you hyped to come last m8?
>>67574942
juve 3 nil up now, tears if you weren't on
>>67574925
up 2k, put it all on russia because mi shrewd
>>67575017
hoping so much that the smelly German weeb comes last. Got no money on it or anything, just DESPERATE to see her in tears
got a solid, lock tip to place a bet on. would love a tenner to toss it on
>>67575052
>>67574981
Sweet.
>>67575077
Tell me what it is and if it wins I'll send you the winnings
On Ljubljana
>>67575103
barcelona game. can you toss a tenner on under 2.5 goals
Hey hass, thanks for the unders tipped, got on under 3, then rebacked an under 2.5, just want to say it helped me be up today before eurovision and might prevent me from suicide if Russia win.
So, er, thanks.
CANNOT Stop topping up on France top 10.
>>67575360
Done. If they score, you owe me a tenner though.
>>67575017
I do. Germany picked literally who over Avantasia. Avantasia would have guaranteed Top 10.
>>67575481
k, if i ever get in the riches
what odds did you get? i saw 2.7
>>67575374
No worries lid, stay safe x
>>67575522
>>67575547
I just spat out my cheese sandwich that this conversation is ACTUALLY taking place right now.
>>67575563
Thanks again, I owe you one, if you know what I mean ;)
>>67575214
shit bet. DAC. crying
pmsl at how good this bet is. some shrewd lad should post it on their tt account
>>67575580
I'm also on Alta -0.25, should score more despite the poor first half - which has still left them 2-1 up
>east stirlingshire have finally been relegated
>>67575670
awwwwwwwwwww
Frans is still the only act clocking up signifiant Spotify streams. If I Were Sorry has gone triple platinum in Sweden and is being played on a growing number of international radio stations – the UK’s Radio 1 have it on their A-list. Furthermore, in terms of this year’s automatic qualifiers, Frans has the best iTunes stats of any of this year’s automatic qualifiers and is in 3rd position on esctracker too. Even Justin Timberlake made a point of paying tribute to Frans last night. As prices continue to lengthen, I recommend investing in some each-way win value – currently 17.0 each way 4-places 1/5 odds at . Paddy Power‘s 1.29 for top-10 is free money. I also think the Sweden vs France match bet at 2.0+ in Sweden’s favour is one of the bets of the year. I was hitting it at 3.0 only last week. It’s still available at various locations including . Sweden to top the jury score is 21.0 at and 15.0 to top the televote. It’s popular song and the prices look too big.
>>67575547
@ 2.449. Looks like you are £10 in the red to me. You have 3 days to pay me via Skrill.
>>67575802
dammit, someone please lend me money
>>67575745
Cheers Gav!
>>67575802
Hey T4TW, /bet/ mafia here.
We've recieved your official complaint regarding the lttl rat juveanon owing you £10. We would just like to reassure you friendo that we have a team of Albanian immigrants heading to Juveguy's location to test his chin, and take whatever from his property worth your £10.
Stay safe, god bless
~Mafia
>>67575831
ask your mother.
>>67575605
amazing bet. UAC. partying like a madman
tbf i had to go for a high-risk bet i thought barcelona were playing a tad scruffy at the end. i would have won it two times out of three.
>>67575901
>i would have won it two times out of three.
The odds disagree with you, and Barcelona's form.
>>67575901
But you lost one time out of one. When is your student loan in? Wouldnt like to see you losing limbs over losing bets
>>67575944
>Wouldnt like to see you losing limbs over losing bets
It's literally too late for that T4TW, Albanian proxy and his wife are on their way.
>>67575949
>throat
>>67575949
>throat
KEK
Fucking Daily Mail lying to me me again.
All is possible....now we can wait basket match...I remind everyone that the accounts are made at the end of the month . Those who offend is banned
What did he mean by this, /bet/?
>>67575949
literal meme-magic in play
can't see russia winning now
>>67575944
can you let me pick another £10 bet at evens or higher. you can pay off my debt with the winnings
when do jury votes get released? just read that they get released before the normies vote.
Got 3 monitors on the go. Playing Need for Speed on one, Fast & Furious 7 on the other and the Russian market open on the third. Not sure which has the most drifting tbqh pmsl.
>>67576027
>can't see russia winning now
Can't wait for Euans WORLD usl tips tonight.
>>67576068
Here's hoping they're as good as yesterday's
>>67576058
Excellent post here buddy, and wasn't expecting it.
>>67576054
Sure mate. But if it loses, you will be losing the function of both your arms.
>>67576060
big_al's still recovering from my blows at his tipping success yesterday
>>67576099
>Sure mate. But if it loses, you will be losing the function of both your arms.
agreed. i'll report in a bit. gotta do some research and analysing on this tip as much is on the line
russia on the drift again
>>67576118
>agreed. i'll report in a bit. gotta do some research and analysing on this tip as much is on the line
inb4 a Russia lay or Barnsley SW
Why are people on Sassulolulousloulo?
gutted that I didnt throw Aus top 3 @ 1.76 on the TT, was a silly line but my Eurovision confidence took too much of a hit after Russia shortening
Love you Hass, thanks for that other tip. I would have sex with you.
HASS THE MAD MAN
DOING LAPS OF MY INSIDE SWIMMING POOL
>>67575832
Apparently Sergey performed at a concert on Thursday night, which might explain why he gulped a few notes on the run up to the middle-eight. If the juries follow previous form, Russia should be outside of the top-5 on their tally owing to the dated nature of the song, the overall lack of originality and the less than perfect vocal performance. In my opinion, finishing outside of the jury top-5 would end Russia’s hopes of winning. On that basis, I have opposed Russia in the top-3 market – only small stakes, but very cheap.
>>67576235
>>67576234
Thanks for the jinx
REBACKING
Btts Trans Narva worth a /cheekyfiver/ tbqhwy
Keko ffs give info u lazy slug
>>67576058
can I save this post mate?
>>67576234
>>67576235
Should have tipped overs
>>67576058
Really, really like this post
An Icelandic bird I matched on tinder wants a smed on KA Akureyri -0.75
post your Eurovision sw books, lads.
been an enjoyable first Eurovision trading season for me, even though it may still end in tears. I ended up laying Russia at 3.4, which was a huge error, as well as jumping on Ukraine at 6 during the semis, but otherwise it's been only successes trading. Pity Russia was such rape, even though le drift is in
best moment was my SURREAL lay on France @3.9
>>67576624
i have no idea what i'm looking at here
>>67576393
got on this. thanks lid. x
>>67576684
my red book
>>67576393
reback o2.5?
>>67576370
same here, layed 1.16
song has no real chorus, dude looks like a bodybuilder who picked up singing 3 months ago. but then again eurovision is very dirty, i don't recommend such high stakes as seen in these threads.
france and bulgaria seem value.
australia best song.
i'm thinking to back null points.
>>67576624
who /greenbook/.
Not laying Russia last night was my only mistake. Got plenty on Top X markets.
>>67576734
Not for me, just the cheeky btts @5. Glad to see it come in.
>>67576624
russia @ 2? pmsl
hey euan, put a tenner on russia @ 2. there, you're payed back
>>67576784
would love to twat you
>>67576756
yeah I'm >>67576624 and I got too scared to re-lay Russia past 2.2, I have 1/3 of my roll on Eurovision-related trades ffs (although all other markets aside from sw are going swimmingly, managed a LARGE on Aus top 3 @1.8 after semi finals)
Australia wins btw lids desu senpai
>>67576784
Consider you debt at £20 already.
>>67576805
surreal
>>67576798
don't tell me it isn't an absolute steal. russia are still guaranteed to win it.
>>67576805
PMSL
M
S
L
We all know what happens when /bet/ gets this excited about a thing.
>>67571458
Bumping my book, how's it look?
>>67576805
dear me
>>67576805
what the fuck man, how is that cash out not insane value? what have you lumped on?
>>67576810
consider yourself paid off. russia WILL NOT NOT win
On my knees for a late alta goal
>>67576805
in the future i hope to be rich enough to place £3k bets
I'm pretty pissed now lads, got to the point where I've accepted a huge loss on Eurovision, won't be around to shitpost, just praying for a miracle and Russia not winning, good luck all x
Those cheeky fivers soon add up to a mess of a book.
>>67576784
>payed
no wonder you are broke.
>>67576805
You must have a cunt on Netherlands pmsl
>>67576847
>>67571458
Too green on Netherlands and not enough on Aus but better than some.
>>67576880
Oh my
>>67576885
>>67576851
i correct myself ex post facto, and don;t bother googling that if you didn't take A level latin
Small on sanliurfaspor o0.5
>>67576909
>>67576805
Rate this piece of shit
>>67576928
>>67576805
Need to see more of it but looks very bad
