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198 MAIN CARD
FABRICIO WERDUM VS STIPE MIOCIC (HW TITLE)
Jacare Souza v Vitor "Dadbod" Belfort
Anderson Silva v Uriah Hall (LOL)
Cyborgroid v Leslie Sacrificialamb
Shogun "Dadbod" Rua VS Corey Anderson
Warlley Alves VS Bryan "Dadbod" Barberena
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Demian Maia v Edgelord Matt Brown
Thiago Santos v Nate Marquadt
Full Natty Francisco Trinaldo v Yancy Medeiros
John Lineker v Rob Font (HEEM of the night prediction)
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ngannou champ within two years mark my words
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>>67566977
Pretty disappointed he got hurt
He's my wife's nephew but he's making his way to being a grandson
Clearly on the gas too
>>67566605
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>You're a moron
>No you're a moron!
fabio werdoom
>>67567048
reminder that if you havent eaten half of your daily bananas by now (15) than you're a fucking stupid cunt
>>67567094
das sad man
>>67567108
b-b-but it's 10am
>>67567117
>>67567094
Would love to put that midget freak in his place.
be honest, could you beat this esplosiveness and technical footwork in a fight
>>67567130
who you calling a freak
>>67567108
Reminder to get in your organic dates as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQAtcsZGBQQ
For maximum efficiency, make a banana + date + organic raw cane sugar + reverse osmosis water to get your carbs, shitkaants
Are you a real fight fan?
Well you better damn well be a real vegan, dumb kants
vicious shots to the body LOOKING TO FINISH THE FIGHT
>>67567148
dude is going to die from radiation poisoning fro potassium
>tfw fights today
>>67567148
>falling for the vegan meme
>>67567184
>implying you can
>implying every potassium atom in a banana is the radioactive isotope
you can die from drinking water aswell, better dont do that also then
>>67567205
>tfw I thought that was my arm for a second
Feels fucking bad man.
>>67567136
Why is he always picking on that bald guy?
>>67567202
>cornball brothas
>>67567245
lift you disgusting lanklet. unless you have the aids or something then sorry bro
Okay lads, I haven't been to /heem/ in over a month, what memes did I miss
>>67567288
dot lie I saw you post yesterday
lads
cyborg actually looked good at the weigh-ins.
>>67567264
I have a hyperactive thyroid. I do lift, but until I get the radiation therapy it won't mean much.
>>67567318
go outside
>>67567288
be very careful.
>>67567358
you can't joking about religion, be careful.
>>67567437
thanks #Bceвышнийвceвидит
>>67567358
FOR FREE
>>67567437
T. Muslim
>>67567094
>being koksal is suffering
>>67567469
I don't think so, and I hope you will never mix religion and joke, be serious.
Good fight
>>67567500
>never payed my TV license
D R O P P E D
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>>67567499
Rustle Doane was really impressive in his debut, hope to see him bounce back from those couple hard losses recently.
>>67567548
Pedro Munhoz is a great prospect too, although he is over 30. I think Munhoz wins pretty handily.
>Rustle
>Mania
>>67567559
Yeah well fuck that I'm on the Doane Troane choo choo bitch
Press F
>>67567202
can you imagine rampage doing this white nigga shit...
>>67567669
She's gonna get it done, I promise you that.
>>67567680
He does twitch
How many Huezilians are going to ger BTFO today?
>>67567720
LIL NOG GONNA GET PERMANENTLY BTFO
>>67567695
>she
>>67567680
rampage is literally the whitest negro in mma, even whiter than cormier. just corny white folks buy his thug nigga act.
>>67567680
hello tyrone
>>67566945
>>67566948
Might as well just put these in the op from now on. Relentless autists
>>67567773
Shut it down
I like Dan Hardy
>>67567720
Jacare or Vitor
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
i just googled "capirinha bunda" and this was the result
What's it like living in Brazil?
/heem/ is pretty great tbqhwyf
Robin Black, Dan Hardy, Brian Stann, or Kenny Florian as Rogun's replacement
>"Segurar uma bunda feminina diminui o estresse em 70%"
>>67568023
HOT LAVA
>>67568023
Ken Flo or Brian Stann for me.
>>67567995
thank you very much
pooxing on walkcunt watch
>>67568023
>>67568023
As long as its not Anik
>>67568029
delete this.
lads, BAMMA streaming on Sherdog today.
Tom Duquesnoy in the main event
Guys, is there any chance of it happening?
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/status/731364054128726021/video/1
>>67568078
delet this
>>67568078
>not liking based Anik
>>67567246
The bald guy always picks on him so baba hates him.
>>67568180
IF YOU AIN'T DUtCH YOU AIN'T MUCH
>>67567130
I'd like to see you try.
>>67567136
Why Köksal attack on that old man? It looks like Köksal friends was told him to beat that random guy for the lulz.
.
>McGregor "retires"
>tell casuals it's just banter and he's bullshitting and probably still fighting
>Off the card
>McGregor teases a Mayweather fight
>tell casuals he's attention whoring and it'd never happen because he's still under the UFC banner
>
Looking more and more like a retard lads
>>67567136
imagine if he was 8 feet tall, a true monster
Why are you goof obsessed with a dwarf?
>>67567202
>Today
Fights start tomorrow lad.
>>67568253
he's qt af
>>67568248
you can't appear more retarded than you already did lad
>>67568253
fuck you
>>67568180
ANIK IS A PUSSY MUTHERFUCKA
They should have put Aldo vs Edgar as the comain for tonight instead of 200
King Connor bless
>>67568276
that's just mean
>>67568332
Sorry, not sorry.
>>67568345
REKT BRO
>>67568332
it's the flag tbqh
>>67568156
Only in my dreams
>Conor getting schooled for 12 rounds
Everyone wants to be a fite fan but nobody wants to watch these late ass cards.
s m h
>>67568371
just like TJ was gonna school Cruz right?
>>67568156
This meme is getting out of hand.
>>67568371
Mayweather could knock Mcgregor out within a round. If Diaz can (almost) do it, Mayweather sure as hell will. I'm a fan of his footwork and I would to see movement get btfo
You guys are forgetting that Mcgregor would be the bigger man against Mayweather. there isn't a manlet on this earth that can take the left hand shot.
>>67568414
mohamed...
>>67568414
your flag is forever discredited
>>67568449
Canelo couldn't touch Mayweather and you think McGoobs can?
>>67568465
That's Mdongo. Not me.
>>67568508
all you muzzies are the same to me
>>67568302
not a bad idea desu. would have meant much more on this card
>>67568508
sure thing
>>67568527
Dude, that's pretty racist.
>>67568541
Does that surprise you from a Trump supporter?
is this the correct approach to modern mma?
>>67568568
Dude, that's pretty prejudiced.
>he thinks 40 year old manlet floyd won't get slept by prime mcgregor with something to prove
12 bongs
verdoom looked like shit in the weigh ins lads im nervous
>>67568663
>mfw 49-1
>>67568659
you would think he'd have learned by now
Where is picks guy?
>>67568700
he was here yesterday, said hes done until the actual event starts
I don't like boxing and I can't stand niggers. But McGregor and Mayweather don't belong in the same sentence.
>>67568688
thank you based goobs
>I don't like boxing and I can't stand niggers
>>67568724
how'd you find that pic of me?
>>67568724
It's funnier when they hate boxing but watch kickboxing.
>>67568724
>>67568708
Thanks
Woah, wait a second.
If Conor isn't fighting Nate any more, why is the interim title fight still happening?
It's literally an interim title fight whilst the champion is healthy and doesn't have a fight booked. This just occurred to me.
>>67568724
>i believe the modern lie that niggers are just like you and me and aren't verifiably inferior with no capacity to form their own civilizations or live productively in ones generous enough to host them
>>67567255
>>67567680
They're imitating the Rothwell dance
>>67568818
He's fighting Nate at 202, it just isn't officially announced yet goof.
>>67568847
>>67568818
wait a minute...
he's never making 145 again is he? probably gonna forfeit the belt and get an lw title shot or pettis match
>>67568847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UM2fbBz8Nc
>>67567773
>mfw reading this post
don't be such a goof
>>67568872
nice.
>>67568884
Nate BTFO, thank you based Rory
>>67568903
Thanks
AND NEW
>>67568929
pretty much
Werdum will meme all over Stipe
#andstill
ruh roh
>>67569025
I think the new janitor influx has just begun, it would make sense
They'll get less zealous soon hopefully
Especially considering they do it for free
>>67569015
Today is the day.
>>67569179
>>67569113
>>67569225
I'm not super confident in Werdum, but I am leaning towards him.
Either way I want him to win because there's something I just don't like about Stipe. Maybe it's internalised disappointment from the Hunto fight or something.
>I'm coming here tonight because I wanchu fuck- I wanchu fight with Chuck here.
>>67569101
lmao
Guys, I really do think someone else needs to make another mma promotion. Other than the roster the UFC kinda blows.
1. Make a PEDs and non-PEDs division for each weight class.
2. Hire retired fighters judge fights. Even with CTE I'm sure they could still do a better job.
3. Split decision? Another round until there is a unanimous decision
4. Champion clears a weight-class and you have no one else in the top 10 for him to fight? KUMITE.
>>67569252
I feel the same way honestly, I'm just trying to convince myself
I definitely like Werdum more as person, Stipe is just bland
>>67569273
great design choice
>>67569290
Stipe is going to knock em out senpai.
>>67568943
Stealing credit.
Hi guys,
Just want to say, I'm sorry for swearing in this post >>67567622 . I wanted to seem cool and mature in my post, so I used two cuss words. But no matter the reason, there's no excuse for using bad words. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
Cyborg juices to the point where she looks transgender. Now that she's clean enough to pass a test, people forgive her? Fuck that.
>>67569326
ok, have a you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Duiqru8Zr9k
>>67567136
>we laugh at this guy but we're supposed to take mighty mouse seriously cause he's a bit taller
When is Rogan going to proclaim Koksal as P4P goat?
>>67569378
Mighty mouse got bullied out of 135 to fight children in flyweight
Until he beats cruz he will always be a meme to me.
https://youtu.be/tfAjAdTAqw8
nobody posted new embedded yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAFLBnsmSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXAFLBnsmSM
Who else thinks Rogan should retire and be replaced by Robin Black? Also, Goldberg should be replaced by a drunk comedian like Kyle Kinane. He can just sloppily read ads and make stupid jokes here and there while Robin gets into the technical stuff about the fight game.
>>67569326
it's alright man, you're still cool
>>67567202
Is it ok if DC is my boy ?
>>67569435
>135 isn't a childrens weight class
>>67569455
anyone got the latest picks? I want to see if mine got added
>>67569475
Anything under 170 is childrens to be honest
>>67569469
DC is legitimately one of the best fighters ever seen in MMA so yeah sure.
HOT LAVA HOT LAVA HOT LAVA
>>67569462
BASED ALDO
>>67569496
Can't deny that 125 is a step too far and only includes abnormally small people though.
At least 135 still feels like you're watching human beings fight.
How many bing bongs till the Exclusive Fight Pass prelims?
>>67569551
10 bongs 45 bings
>>67569551
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-fight-pass-prelims
>>67569273
>>67569466
I could fix the UFC and no one cares...
>>67568901
that laptop looks quite large
>>67569377
Thanks
Here's a UFC 162 Video Blog where a guy falls asleep in his car - scary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqQBvpqHYX0
>>67569579
>>67569578
>tfw can get a full night's sleep in
thought it was much earlier desu
>>67569466
Bas Rutten on game with Joe Rogan on color.
Or even more patrician, Matt Hume on game with Jim Ross on color.
>>67569760
I'd be cool with this too
Every boxer that Mayweather beat is 100x the boxer Memegregor is.
>>67569273
>adding another round
idk if it's doable in a 5 round fight, but a three rounder, probably.
also, who dat white women
>>67569846
what the heck janny?!
>>67569827
McGregor brings the ppv, thats all that matters.
Although if he loses again his value will dive fast.
>>67569273
>Champion clears a weight-class and you have no one else in the top 10 for him to fight? KUMITE.
No, force them up a weight class.
>>67569969
The fight will literally only happen if McGregor leaves the UFC. UFC would never allow him to do it under contract. Then lets assume for argument they do allow it, no boxing commission would approve a fight between someone who is 0-0-0 in boxing with someone who is 49-0-0
>>67570024
Why couldn't they do it through the UFC? As if Dana would turn down the money.
>>67570074
>no boxing commission would approve a fight between someone who is 0-0-0 in boxing with someone who is 49-0-0
>>67570074
THE COMMISSION(S)
>>67568667
Werdum always looks like shit wtf are you worried about, or did he look ill?
>>67570074
Dude its so short sighted, all of McGregor's star power would be gone, he would be made a complete fool. Also the way Mayweather promotes events I cant see him working with the ufc
>>67569827
>Every boxer that Mayweather beat is 100x the boxer Memegregor is.
Nate Diaz trains Andre Ward for his fights, and goob was putting a clinic on Nate until he gassed.
>>67570024
Why wouldn't the UFC allow it? It's literally free publicity and $ for Conor and the UFC.
And Couture vs. Toney was sanctioned. A fight between two experienced combat athletes is fine in the eyes of most commissions
>>67570135
>sanctioned
IN BOSTON
>>67570074
>“But I hold the key, and it's me who holds the key to the fight game."
>“I am open-minded. I am open to discussion. I love competition. I love fighting. It would be nice to make that fight if the fans were interested and wanted to see it"
http://m.independent.ie/sport/mma/dana-white-is-open-to-a-conor-mcgregor-v-floyd-mayweather-super-fight-on-one-condition-34708818.html
>>67569619
Yeah with the weigh in time yesterday I thought it might be earlier too
>>67570083
>>67570090
I don't know about that one lads, Conor isn't a bum off the street and somewhere in the US would want that money.
Roy Jones Jr. fought a MMA scrub on Ur-Fight if you recall.
>>67570186
Roy Jones hasn't been ranked, or a champion, in forever. Mayweather would walk back into Boxing as the P4P #1.
>>67570186
Who cares about that fight anyway?
>>67570122
Maybe McGregor thinks his time is done. Maybe Nate rocked him harder than we thought and he figures MMA isn't worth it anymore since he'd get his shit kicked in.
So he turns to boxing and gets one big massive final payday before moving on with life. He'll have enough money
>>67570135
Every respectible MMA journo is saying its pretty much impossible from Meltzer to Ariel
>>67570186
2016 Roy Jones Jr is NOT Floyd Mayweather
>>67570196
Still think that money would trump logic in this case. The fight would be fucking gigantic.
>>67570207
Conor vs Mayweather? I'd watch it, even though 'The fight of the century' made me never want to watch boxing again.
>>67570226
>The fight would be fucking gigantic.
I doubt that.
>>67570239
Pre-UFC 196...maybe
>>67570220
>Every respectible MMA journo is saying its pretty much impossible from Meltzer to Ariel
Why would it be impossible?
>>67570239
You're a complete fucking retard if you actually unironically think McGregor vs. Mayweather wouldn't be crazy huge.
>>67570239
"They" should make it official under pro-wrestling rules, so the "fight" reaches the WWE universe as well as the puroresu marks.
EVERYBODY WINS
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>67570287
McGregor has no credibility as an opponent for Mayweather. It'd be like having Jamie Vardy fight him.
>>67570294
Gay.
Werdum looked SHOOKED on weigh ins hahahahaha. An Matt Brown looked scary as fuck.
>>67570311
I hope the immortal wins, even though I know he won't.
>>67570308
Casuals don't see it that way.
See: UFC 190
>>67570287
>complete fucking retard
As someone with a lower than average IQ, I am offended by your flippant use of this term. It's thrown around far too much on these boards.
>>67570308
That's entirely irrelevant. It's the biggest draw in boxing and the biggest draw in MMA fighting each other. Are you le ebin UK shitposter?
A bunch of fucking marks in this thread falling for McGregor's "keep myself in the news ALA Cheal" BS
>>67570339
That was always the Ronda Rousey show. They bought it to see her destroy someone. Mayweather proved against Berto than when he's fighting someone with zero percent chance of even touching him, people don't really care. Andre Berto is a hundred times the boxer McGregor is.
>>67570352
It's entirely relevant. Nobody would take it seriously.
>>67570379
If it was BS Floyd wouldn't be saying what he's saying. Stay mad adan.
>>67570379
Somehow he's managed to get Mayweather in on it has he?
>>67570399
>It's entirely relevant. Nobody would take it seriously.
It would sell PPVs like crazy which is all that's relevant when it comes to whether it'll actually happen or not.
>>67570420
Floyd is just subtely mocking UFC fighters by making it known he could make 100 million pillowfisting them
>>67570463
hot af
>>67570435
Based on what? McGregor's drawing power as a fighter is/was predicated, as far as we can tell, on his knockout streak and beating fighter after fighter in MMA. Why would anyone care about seeing him used as target practice for Mayweather in a sport he has no professional experience in?
>>67570399
how do you explain dada and kimbo doing as big ratings as they did?
It's amazing how desperately cucks ITT want Conor making 10s of millions of dollars fighting Floyd to NOT happen. You're fabricating reasons to believe there's no way they'll fight each other straight from your asshole.
pathetic tbph
>>67570399
I don't know why you're being so bullheaded about being completely wrong.
this thread is making me ill, see ya tonight
>>67570508
go fuck yourself m8
>>67570496
You want some other dude you've never met to make millions and you're calling ME a cuck? lol
>>67570484
ariels opinion = WGAF
>>67570485
That tweet he made about his retirement broke twitter records and made breaking news on ESPN and pretty much every news site imaginable. He's a bigger draw than ever, like it or not.
>>67570490
As a total freakshow between two street fighters. Not the same type of draw.
>>67570511
>>67570484
> Tweeted on May 6
You must have missed what's happened since.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/14/11674464/ufc-200-fighters-must-check-in-within-8-of-fight-weight
>Fighters must be within eight percent of their official fight weight when they check-in at the beginning of fight week, which usually occurs on a Tuesday night. If fighters check-in more than eight percent overweight, they are subject to daily weight checks and vitals from the UFC and will be required to attend weight management counseling. Their scheduled fights will not be cancelled, however.
Another step taken towards the elimination of severe weight cuts. Prepare for moody fighters, walking zombies and tamer performances starting UFC 200.
>>67570544
I like memes and interesting fights la, that's it.
>>67570547
That tweet was also a lie remember? Mcgregor lies now, that's his shtick, he's the new Cheal Sonnen.
>>67570547
>broke twitter records
Broke SPORTS RELATED TWEET RECORDS. Leicester City's tweet about the title win a few weeks later destroyed McGregor's in a couple hours. He hasn't got shit.
I don't think McGregor will draw in a contest so obviously above his level that the NSAC would have to have their arms twisted to allow. There's nothing attractive about it.
>>67570558
mma '''''''''athletes'''''''''''
>>67570553
but this will be a sort of freakshow fight too anon. conor's shit talking will be enough to draw buys.
regardless, i still am skeptical about this, seems like a way for them to stay relevant desu
>>67570598
So, do you also think that nobody would bother to watch Conor McGregor have a MMA fight with Floyd Mayweather?
Not sure what's worse football fans or mark hunt. Are they planning to shoot more football fans?
>>67570580
It doesn't matter if it was a lie or not, look at the reaction to it.
>>67570598
Whatever you say bud. If there's nothing attractive about it then I expect you to not be interested in watching it when it happens.
>>67570544
haha rekt
>>67570580
(diff. anon)
But what if the boxing fight rumor is true and conor and the ufc aren't cool, yet? Maybe Conor bluffed his twitter posts to show Dana and Floyd what kind of attention he draws and the dinner that Dana says he's having with Conor is also a negotiating meeting?
>>67570607
the thing about Connors shittalking is that it's effectiveness was due to there being some truth to it (up untill 196). Against Mayweather it would be total bullshit Connor is simply nowhere NEAR MW's level in boxing.
>>67570607
Cool freakshows like watching Fedor fight a 7-foot Korean dude at least have some visual appeal due to the sheer ridiculousness of the premise.
>>67570626
That would draw enormously, obviously. People hate Mayweather, for one, and he would have a much better chance than McGregor in a boxing ring.
>>67570654
>That would draw enormously, obviously.
Yet somehow a boxing match wouldn't.
You're a nutter.
>>67570631
Your missing the forest for the tree's here dude. Think about the last three connor claims 1. I've retired (lie) 2. I'm back on UFC 200 (lie) 3. I'm fighting Mayweather. It's like fool me once dude...
McGregor gon knock Mayweather out! McGregor will not lose to somebody who doesn't have a big height advantage.
>>67570667
He's right. It would draw enormously because it would be "Floyd trying out an MMA match" vs. "beating up some can from MMA in a boxing match".
>>67570648
>>67570654
fair points. still, there is a great ppv coming up and all we're doing is talking about goobs and money, they're doing something right
mma fighters arent that skilled and floyd mayweather is boring as fuck so just let this stupid meme die already.
>>67570727
>I know jack shit about anything but listen to me
Why are women such whores?
