UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Penishold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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NEWS:
>Vitor Belfort complains some more
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/13/11671566/vitor-belfort-wants-fans-including-children-pay-for-his-ufc-training-camps-mma
>Goob is still in Aldo's head
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11673794/jose-aldo-vows-to-run-through-frankie-edgar-offers-to-fight-conor
>New weight cutting program for your health.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters
>Ferreira pissed hot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11672470/carlos-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-usada-violation-pulled
>>67559595
relax travis, it's peace time
>You now remember Schaubposting
qew lads
>>67559595
>Travis' face
He saw some unpoked eyes across the room and was fighting the urge to jab them with his stanky fingers.
He then proceeded to land 6 illegal elbows to the back of that little girl's head.
Think I'm off to sleep, should make it easier to get a cheeky nap in before the fights tomorrow
Goodnight /heem/
Post your favorite prospects
>Sean Strickland
>James Vick
>Nikita Krylov
>Yair Rodriguez
>>67559762
fuck off krylov is mine!
sacrifice 3 lambs minimum to the Blood God
>>67559800
>only sacrificing 3 lambs daily
casual
>>67559800
He's more of a seafood guy.
>>67559762
Does Whittaker still count as a prospect?
I don't really agree with him being ranked 6th at MW but he's solid and only 25 so he's only going to get better.
Goodnight kiss from Claudia /heem/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFVkHCSE1Ms&feature=youtu.be
azns have no chin
>>67559829
>3 steaks (minimum)
>3 lambs (minimum)
>3 gis (minimum)
what meeting did you miss?
>>67559912
>this guy didn't get the 5 recommended memo
holy kek
>>67559900
That'll teach her for playing with her food.
>>67559900
Why are Asians born with an instinctual urge to kill cats?
>>67559892
DELET THIS
Taking picks for UFC 201 lol xD
>>67559900
>>67559977
>>67559979
she's not even asian tho
>>67559900
why
>stipe heems werdum
>>67560073
>people buy into the stipe meme
>Werdum triangles him in round 1
I can't wait to see all the pineapple flag butthurt.
>>67560038
Good evening /heem/
>blowjob penn beating Cole Miller
>>67560153
It's not right that these beautiful creatures are kept in captivity and forced to wear human clothing.
>>67559999
>DELET THIS
Quads? Better do as you say then and delete it...
>>67560153
Holly fucking up her jaw might do her some good, now she can't shovel food into her maw.
She should get Travis to break it for her everytime she gets a little porky, he'd like that.
>>67560200
KEK
>Weidman vs. Rockhold
Weidman isn't the champion, Rockhold is.
>>67560314
I didn't ask for your opinion
>>67560314
But Rockhold is no one's boy and that's all that matters.
>>67560153
Can little Ivan be successful?
>>67560340
he's mu boi tho
how fucked is frankie lads?
>>67560467
fucked
>>67560383
God damn all these babyfaced Russians.
>>67560467
he's fine
Matt Brown is so based
>>67560383
>>67560467
He beats Aldo this time, Aldo is getting old and busted and Edgar has improved since their last fight.
>tfw you will never do a speedball of meth and heroin with matt brown
>>67560314
>Weidman isn't champion
>>67560616
this pic
bros where the fuck can i watch season 5 of TUF? found eps 1 and 2 online but 3 aint nowhere to be found
>>67560314
Dude it was just one meme too much okay? He would've beat Cockhold otherwise
>>67560467
USDA Aldo is shit
>>67560616
why do my husbandos have to hurt each other?
why can't they be friends again?
>>67560314
behead those who insult my boy
Fuck you /heem/, I drank some beers and I feel like IRL blogging.
I have tickets to 199. Were' right on the tunnel where the fighters are gonna enter exit. Reply with what you want me to yell at what fighter besides Weidman or Faber cause I already know what I'm going to yell at them.
>>67560747
What are you gonna yell at Faber?
>>67559900
>Canelo vs Khan.webm
wut do u guys think?
I picked Cyborg by decision because I think it's going to be a prolonged beating instead of anything worth a stoppage. She has fights like those occasionally and even though Smith is lighter than Cyborg's regular opponents, I don't think that makes much of a difference because she's probably still better than most of them.
>>67560814
forgot pic
>there are cucks that think Beet could actually defeat Baba
Beetlejuice sucks ass. Kosal would beat him 50-45.CM Punk 49-48.But if it was Fofao it would be right leg hospital hue leg cemetery
Iron sharpens iron, I train with the top ten guys in my state in any martial art, I can't see how anyone who posts here can have the gall to call themselves a man when if that octagon door closes I'd KO them unconsciou
>>67560773
I'm just gonna sing along loud as fuck to California Love. I know 2 pac and Dre's parts.
>out on bail fresh out of jail california dreamin
>soon as i step in the scene I'm hearing hoochies screamin
I hired a man to kiss BJ Penn on the mouth on his way to the Octagon. And at that precise moment BJ Penn lost all his strength and all his focus
Reminder Miocic didn't actually lose to JDS
Reminder he got a title shot before JDS
>>67560814
I'm conflicted, desu.
We're in the USADA era, but that match is in Brazil. I'm not sure how much Cyborg (and Vitor) have been able to roid.
>>67560747
can you yell at BJ in a bad Hawaiian accent "ARE YOU WILLING TO DIE IN THERE BJ" "TO THE DEATH BJ" and then kiss him on the cheek to steal his power.
>>67560814
but if she's gotten beatings like that agaiinst women who arent cyborg, imagine what cyborg will do to her
>>67560929
dont bully BJ!!!!
he just wants to scrap :(
>>67560952
your reading comprehension isn't very good
>>67560929
Haha I will do my best bad hawaiian accent and yes at BJ those quotes for you ausbro but I cant promise I'll be able to kiss him though i'll try.
>>67560153
Isn't this an old pic? Like, from before she even did MMA?
>>67560995
how dare you
Cyborg is vastly overrated, she's sloppy af with nearly Honda tier boxing, only much stronger and more willing to stand and trade (and get fucking hit).
Holm/Tate and probably Honda would finish Cyborg at 135.
>>67560995
this
>>67561038
you said smith is drawn into beatdown style fights, but the girls she's fought dont hit like cyborg does
if cyborg hits her like that she'll go down
"Shael, come to my BBQ. Is normal." - Anderson "The Spider" Silva
If his job were to control yard/garden pests, he'd be Cole Miller the Mole Killer.
>post yfw Cyborg gets USADA'd, gases out early after bumrushing Smith for the first round, and gets 29-28'd
>>67560869
lmao was just watching this clip
https://youtu.be/Hoo5jwlT7xE?t=13m18
pretty dank montage desu. GSP be was able to embarrass people for a decade by being humble and destroying people in the octagon. Its hilarious watching BJ and other fighters contradict himself after getting memed on.
Fucking betdsi hasnt voided out my parlay.
>>67561047
>i think holly, miesha, and honda would finish cyborg
>>67560856
Yea right, Baba's only chance at stopping him is if he shits in Beet's pants like that sneaky fuck Dominic did, and stops him from making weight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4mMYh2-090&index=1&list=PLB30ABCE8559E22D1
Turks just can't handle this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4m9i-9RksI
>>67561152
Either UD or RNC for Tate
>Meisha's fight IQ is far beyond Cyborg's
>>67561057
No I said that and then went to get beer. I was saying that Cyborg occasionally puts on prolonged beatings against opponents inferior to Smith and I see it going to decision in a 3 round fight. I would have it as a 4th or 5th round TKO if it was 5 rounds.
>tfw you are hyped for GLORY tonight even though probably won't be great.
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
-Kenny Florian
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
>>67561163
beet is life
>>67561243
I am guessing terms of quality it will be slightly above RDA but well below ONE FC.
>>67561221
More
>>67561202
Wow wtf I hate Asian fighters now!?!?
>>67561243
isnt schilling fighting tonight?
where the stream at? acestream for glory?
Who /axsfights/ here ??
Josh Barnette and Jim Ross calling Japanese pro wrestling is a Friday night pleasure.
>>67561243
Is Rico fighting tonight?
someone plox give me glory link
love kickboxing.
>>67561332
oh shit guto inocente is fighting tonight, that guy is a mother fucker
AND QT MUAY THAI tifanny timebomb van soust is making her glory debut, wow that snuck under the radar
>>67561243
MY BOY Joe Schilling and MY GIRL Tiff Timebomb both fighting, this gon be good lads
>>67561469
does anyone else enjoy getting high and dipping?
you'd think with the cotton mouth and all it'd be a bad mix, but not being able to spit really just strengthens the buzz and makes it more comfy cuz u dont have to spit that much
>>67561438
>>67561394
I don't even know who is on the card my man
>>67561531
Holy fuck my sides, I remember this
>>67561342
ESPN3 is showing the main card http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index#type/upcoming/
And the undercard is apparently on UFC Fightpass.
I'm confused as to how this all works out because I thought GLORY had been purchased by Bellator or something.
![5bf87c985811c25b27f65410a7f729ed[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0qmjKDo.jpg "5bf87c985811c25b27f65410a7f729ed[1].jpg")
-Ronda Rousey
>>67561634
i think taima is stealing a stream for the fightpass card
also i think the stupid glory super series has a deal with the ufc while their main fights have a deal with bellator and espn
>Matt Brown the heel
Maia is fukt
Wheres Heemspeak lads?
>>67561791
are you sure?
>>67561709
I really really want DC to knock the fuck out of Jon Jones
>>67561789
dead i hope
REPENT
d0000000000000000d
i neeeeeed to watch this I'm fucking itching
som1 hook me up cause I've looked everywhere and nada.
I can't miss kickboxing.
>>67561838
Who's the WBW champion come next year?
>>67562026
rin nakai
>>67561531
kek
>>67562053
glory stream
http://www.feed2allnow.eu/watch/436484/1/watch-glory-30:-superfight-series.html
GIMME MY SHOT REEEEEEEEEEEE Man is actually bringing the belt back home to cleveland tomorrow lads.
>>67562026
Christ Tate is amazing.
i better not be on program
>no, its not going over the air
>>67562388
No, this isnt broadcasting
>2012
>not playing Sanctus by Libera on repeat while watching slow motion Floyd Mayweddah highlights and cycling through your folder of /heem/ webms
I snickery dickery doo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SQTVwp19jU
http://vmashup.com/c9DoCuLd
>>67562432
>>67562457
>>67562507
>>67562549
>>67562549
>>67562587
>>67562607
>>67562601
>>67562683
Fuck, not much value on tomorrows card.
Hopefully when the prop bets come out tomorrow that will change.
Only value I see is on Stipe desu
nobody watching glory 30?
>>67562713
>>67562688
>>67562750
i am, good first fight
>>67562781
>>67562787
I'm watching. First fight was OK but sloppy.
>>67562782
Tiffany is fighting again tonight. Guess I'll wait til later for faptime!
/heem/, both fighters Ronda and Mcgreggor. Who was more satisfying to see lose?
>>67561686
Apparently ESPN3 will be showing Bellator undercards now. http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index#sport/combat+sports/type/upcoming/startDate/20160514/days/days-all/
Not complaining, just surprised.
>>67562932
McGregor, he talked so much shit for years, won a belt with no intention of defending it.
Then he gets Nate Diaz on 11 days notice, does his usual "your head will clatter to the canvas in round 1" even said he'd mount and submit Nate if the chance arised, then gets BTFO on the ground and wobbled twice on the feet by a guy who hadn't hit pads since his last camp.
>>67562932
Ronda because she thought she could beat men. And was undefeated so the hype was a lot greater for her than Mcgob
>>67563065
have to agree with this guy, Ronda was a feminist's wet dream
>>67562932
It's tough to call.
I wanted Ronda to lose more than I wanted McGregor to lose. But I wanted Nate to win more than I wanted Holm to win.
>>67562966
Nice
Weidman and Corey Anderson's sparring partner getting btfo here
Vitor is going to get submitted tomorrow.
Agreed?
>>67562932
>>67563121
Ronda by far, at least Conor put up a fight before getting tapped. Ronda "i could beat men" Rousey got exposed much harder than conor.
>>67563165
no vitor is going to do some heem'ing tomorrow
>>67563165
Jacare looked really fucking healthy at the weigh ins. And he was drinking plain water unlike everyone else.
>>67563013
>Brits still asshurt because they have no champion
Ronda was far more satisfying you faggot.
>>67563165
Jacare is gonna get heem'd tomorrow.
Jacare strikes with strikers. That's a big no no with Vitor
>>67562932
Didn't care for Ronda to lose until the weigh ins when she tried to punk out Holly and then I actively started rooting against her.
McMemer losing was funnier to me but I wasn't actively rooting for him to lose. I wanted RDA to be the one to embarrass him for 5 rounds.
>>67563233
>Brits still asshurt because they have no champion
b-but bisping would be champ if rockhold didn't headbutt
guto inocente coming up next, get ready for heems
>>67563233
>spain
Most of the Ronda hype was from cucks like Rogan and Dana, Midget masher did all his talking and got tapped by a guy on short notice.
Ronda lost to a world champion boxer who had a full camp, while it was funny watching her get heemed I just didn't find myself as hyped as I was when Nate got that mount.
faptime coming up @ Glory 30!
Esma is going to get hurt
WEW LADS THAT FUCKIN ESMA
>>67563282
How did Rockhold lose to such a faggot like Belfort.
>>67563302
You literally have no idea what you were talking about. Ronda was hyped beyond belief, she was on Wrestlemania, movies, talk shows, she was out there.
Literally everyone knew about her and then she went off and patted herself on the back as to how she could beat Mayweather and shit like that. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about, but then again, neither does Bisping, so I see a correlation there.
>I wasn't as hyped as when Nate got that mount
Nate is a taller, heavier man who can't get knocked out and shits on Conor's BJJ game. For everyone who wasn't a complete idiot it was obvious as fuck that he was gonna win. Try to step into a gym sometimes, he was barely getting hit and the hits that connected were slipped because he knows how to fucking box.
If you felt any hype going into the Conor v Nate fight or if you had any doubt that Nate was gonna win, you're a 189er cunt who got asshurt at Conor's antics.
Literally kys, familia.
>>67563319
>tfw there is no ace and forced to watch on 240p flash piece of shit stream so even if there's a wardrobe malfunction i wont be able to see it
Esma a cute. CUTE!
hasshass seems a bit overwhelmed
>>67563394
bit rude
sheem
>>67563398
Not anymore....
Hot Sauce got BTFO Jesus Christ
SHEEM SLEEPY
>>67563394
>its a spain talks shit on the internet because they are irelevant in every way possible episode.
Your hate boner for Ronda is strong, maybe you should go to one of your country's many donkey sanctuaries and have a good time.
Telling people to kill themselves on the internet for having a different opinion is the sign of a mental midget, please leave.
>>67560545
jesus christ
>>67563397
>not watching on Watch ESPN
Boxing is such a scary sport.
Imagine if a knockout artist signed to UFC and learned meme jitsu
MEMEKICKS
The way she's slipping around you'd think there are banana peels in the ring
>>67563483
1 solid leg kick would end his career
>>67563498
She has a severe concussion.
>>67563445
Well I AM in Spain for the moment. When in Spain, be a rude, siesta sleeping faggot.
>>67563472
I'm not Spanish you retardo.
>Hate boner
Wouldn't touch her with a 10m pole. Nor with a rented dick.
>Gets BTFO so fucking hard he has to go full DAMAGE CONTROL mode
Holy shit England, get it together mate. You're lucky I'm not actually Spanish because getting humiliated like this by a Mediterranean country would be sad as fuck.
Kys.
>>67563483
Canelo is a fraud my man
Just wait until he gets GOLOVKIN'd
>>67563394
>For everyone who wasn't a complete idiot it was obvious as fuck that he was gonna win.
Hindsight really is 20/20 isn't it? When people say that "it was obvious x upset was going to happen" I always ask them to prove that it was obvious by either showing a screencap of them saying so or a betting slip, because if it was so obvious that the guy fighting on 1 week's notice and was a 5/1 underdog then you must be an even bigger fool to not have gone with such an obvious choice.
>>67563479
thanks anon, i feel stupid now tho
>>67563508
>Spainbro isn't even Spanish
fuk u mudderfuker
Can post usada woodley beat orc blood?
>>67563479
Based
Thanks for the heads up, thought it wasn't on espn til later
Why is there so much spinning shit in kick boxing?
>>67563508
Christ you're dumb, just stop posting you silly faggot.
>hurr kill yourself hurr
Mental midget, try not taking in memes you sad excuse for a human being.
>I'm not spanish
Then why the fuck would you be in spain? Why no go to a country worth a fuck instead of that steaming pile of shit?
Are people watching glory over Legacy?
omg Tiffany is coming to Invicta?
thats going to be exciting
Corey Anderson vs Shogun
who takes this one?
Esma is getting clowned.
>>67563562
Duh u goof Tiffany time bomb is fighting now
Guto inocente up next
Joe schilling
Simon Marcus vs Dustin jacoby
Much better card
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wfQKzHh4
Luke Rockhold question mark kick
>>67563530
I wasn't even on /heem/ at the time, you absolute retardo. You think we all spend our entire lives on 4chan, what are you fucking high?
>Muh hindsight
Sit the fuck down, son.
>>67563534
I'm not surprised, motherfuckers.
>>67563550
>All this meta posting because you got ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HEEM'D
Get BTFO clean. Call me Mr. Henderson and sit down.
>Why are you getting paid to travel the world
t. Bongs.
>>67563591
I guess. A bunch of whos on Legacy. Where is the heemspeak?
>>67563394
>If you felt any hype going into the Conor v Nate fight or if you had any doubt that Nate was gonna win, you're a 189er cunt who got asshurt at Conor's antics.
My boy was going to get payed big for leglocking a stupid Irishman. Why the fuck wouldn't I be hyped.
>>67563538
i don't think anyone has the strength or endurance as he does. you probably have to go for a desperate choke out for him to go down.
esma is lucky she wasn't hurt, shit matchup by her manager
Tiffany should have finished that early. Now shes going to be tired in later rounds of the tournament, because of an easy fight.
>>67563599
>I wasn't even on /heem/ at the time, you absolute retardo.
Yeah that's pretty evident, looks like someone linked this place to your home board /b/
>you will never have the fast-twitch muscle reflexes of van sooest
fuck. realizing you will never beat real athletes no matter how hard you try is one of the most crushing feels in life i swear
>>67563628
Oh yeah, if that was your reason then yeah.
Nate was opportunistic as fuck, he knew it was gonna be easy money.
Conor better buckle up or he'll get clowned again by Nate.
>>67563650
>This is his idea of """funny""" and """""""smart"""""""
Maybe go to >>>/r/eddit? Snark remarks and Daria-tier """humour""" is welcomed there.
Maybe work on your reading comprehension while you're there.
>>67563629
Nah, the meme shit opens up alot as well.
>tfw Antônio Rogério Nogueira vs Patrick Cummins has been relegated to UFC Fightpass
How the semi-mighty have fallen
>>67563463
she's still qt
>>67563681
she could never heem you even you fought 100 times tho, cheer up
>>67563709
she looks like your average gypsy teen
>>67563681
>no source.jpg
>>67563691
Why are you typing like you're having a seizure with each keystroke? All I said was if it was so obvious then what do you have to show for it to prove it? What's that? You have nothing. Then shut up I can't even understand what you're trying to get at with your posts you massive retard other than to unnecessarily just annoy people.
>>67563723
if it was vale tudo rules she could kick me in the balls 10 times before i threw a punch tbqh with myself hue-senpai
>i'm gonna step on his toe
based joe schilling
oh shit that nigger better watch his toes
>I'm gonna step on his toe
>>67563746
>Prove it
>He thinks everyone is so obsessed with this we all keep records of everything we said not only on 4chan but on /sp/ specifically
The fact that your autism doesn't let you see how absolutely retarded this is. Man, seek help. People treat autism these days, I bet you can function more or less if they give you the right kind of pills.
>>67563580
Anderson
>Goo-toe
who you guys got in this one inocente or douwes?
i got guto by heem
>tribal tattoos
lel
>>67563819
Guto by front kick KO 2nd round
>>67563746
It was obvious.
>>67563819
I gout Douwes based on tattoos.
>>67563833
JUST
Why are kickboxing fights so short?
I had a vision lads
Vitor is going sleepy
>>67563856
it's kinda tiring
>>67563543
No takedowns.
>>67563777
>Can't prove what he's saying
>Wahhhhhhhhh I'm not a neckbeard addicted to 4chan
Is that why you're posting on 4chan at 5 am local time in a foreign country then trying to claim superiority?
Listen there's no need to project to me about your autism issues, all I'm asking is for you to prove that it was so obvious to you that the underdog was going to win...oh wait you can't prove it, cause it was never obvious and there were more things working against Nate than there were for him, you just want to seem like a know it all Robin Black MMA expert when the reality is you're just some wanker who likes being a tough guy online cause this is the only place you can afford to talk shit to anyone without worrying about getting smacked around. Grow up okay?
>>67563865
So are boxing and MMA my man.
>>67563861
I had a similar vision of Werdum falling to the ground inviting Miocic into his guard only to get mounted and hammerfisted into a coma.
Maybe its my 240p stream, but Guto looks like a young Mir.
>>67563886
good to know werdum is cruising through this
/heem/ is down with kickboxing but not punchboxing
What gives /heem/?
>>67563878
>He literally doesn't know what jet lag is
>He literally thinks everyone leads his fucked up life style of spending 24/7 on a website arguing with strangers
>Rest is you still talking mad shit and still not getting through your thick autismo that everyone who wasn't a complete jackass saw this as a terrible match up for McGoober
>Rest of you is projecting your e-tough guy persona on others
Autism flaring up is something serious. Get help. The fact that you're this upset about a stranger online is a red flag, Anon. Get help.
>>67563915
Goober almost won imo
>>67563908
I like Tyson Fury and will probably watch his fights. But Mayweather "fights" made me lose interest in the sport. I'd rather watch endurance racing.
>>67563882
Glory is a tournament sport
Guto looks so gassed you would think he was a Texaco station.
>>67563921
Lmao he wasn't even close.
Nate wasn't rocked ONCE in that entire fight.
>He was winning until he lost
Conor's one of my boys but he has no business fighting someone like N8, that's literally the worst match up he could get. He'd bury someone like Frankie or RDA, but never N8.
>>67563936
What about when they don't have a tournament?
>>67563869
Makes sense, thanks famalam.
>>67563908
>/heem/ is down with kickboxing but not punchboxing
I love fucking boxing. But this /heem/. Why the fuck would I talk about boxing here?
Kickboxing is small as shit and the MMA fanbase overlaps more readily.
