THE KEKLER'S WILD RIDE vs Some Guy making his first start of the season named McChicken or something
Here's to hoping for another double digit score.
Welcome all.
>6/9 batters on Sox lineup batting over .300
its ogre
keep the streak alive boys
hoping for at least 10 runs today
do you think the rainy weather will affect the cuckleball?
>>67557948
Extra meme
>>67557979
nice
TIME FOR THE WILD RIDE
BUCKLE UP BOYS
>2016
>playing in a little league park instead of an actual stadium with a roof
>>67558008
>2016
>not appreciating history
full pleb
>>67558016
Tradition is one of the biggest things killing baseball
>>67558028
History isn't exactly tradition you pleb
>>67558041
No, but it does fit into the Baseball tradition of having quirky ballparks
>>67558008
>talking shit about Fenway
Top Meme, Hanigoat on suicide watch
>>67558057
don't you guys have a fucking hill in center field
The shift is killing baseball.
Correa's the first cuck of the night
HE GAVE UP A RUN
ITS OVER
ITS ALL OVER
BRACE FOR 5TH PLACE
>>67558088
old, 0/10
try the general
>>67558136
NEW CURSE CONFIRMED
WRIGHT
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THE WILD RIDE BOYS
HERE. WE. GO
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>Wright gives up 10 runs in 4 2/3 innings
>Sox don't score
>rainout
>>67558194
What is the point of this post?
>Wright will not get any run support
ITS GOING TO HAPPEN JUST WATCH
based X
>BIG POOPI
JUST
F***ING
RETIRE
>>67558298
>MUHHH SHITTTTY
>>67558086
And a Train that goes on behind the outfield as a gimmick.
>>67558194
HOW DID HE HIT A PITCH THAT HIGH UP?!
Is Don back?
WRIGHT
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THE WILD RIDE BOYS
IT ENDS = NEVER
hey guys sorry i just got home from work i dont know what im even going to eat for dinner tonight im so tired why is it raining so hard i wont have anything else to do if the game is canceled
How haven't they called this delay yet
Definitely gonna be rainout after this inning.
rain
Miserable weather to make your first start of the season in
>>67558570
I'd be more concerned about facing the best offense in baseball personally
where my di paolo bros @
Time for a Hanigan tripleplay
Time for a grand slam
Can't wait for Hannigan to ground into a triple play
Goddamn Holt, amazing
inb4 infield ground out 0 runs
That literally should be fan interference.
>>67558646
Good thing John benched him for days to start the lefty killer
>getting shown up by a 12 year old
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HANIGOAT
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>not bare handing foul ball
kick this pussy out desu
El-P with the clutch double!
>only person batting below .200
>>67558657
I take it back
Please forgive me
>>67558664
there was literally a tarp in between them desu
JBJBJBJ
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
>>67558691
Sup Touhoufag. You got anything else?
Also This offensive efficiency
>>67558664
How the guy stopped himself and didn't even try to catch it.
Based JBJ
It has begun
>JBJ DOES IT AGAIN
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
HE DID IT AGAIN
JBJBJBJBJBJBJBJBJ
This team is too fucking good god damn
Can the madman be stopped? Serious question.
>>67558684
>mfw a kid shifted momentum in the game
>>67558723
I have a billion grapes of 2hu images but only post a few Marisa's in game threads.
PASSED BALL
FULL BLOWN MEME
RUN SUPPORT FOR THE KEKLER
MEMEEEEEEEES
>>67558756
Holy fuck.
oh my god this red sox offense is just dirty
too bad you need pitching to win in the playoffs
ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE
MORE RUNS
NO MERCY
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>Cuckleballer
>Other pitcher keeps throwing Knuckle Curves until one goes wild
How does that work? Does the child's catch count as a catch?
>2nd inning
>already hit season average runs/game
Good lord my child
>>67558815
God fucking kill me, please save us based Cuckler.
>>67558827
Yes John Henry has to pay him as a team member now.
>>67558827
no, counts as a foul ball
>>67558815
Tell that to 2004 and 2013 breh
>>67558815
Wouldn't the Mets have won the WS automatically tho?
I agree though they need more than Cuckler and 50/50 Price
>GIDP
>bustgaerts
>good
DFA
THIS
BUST
Not going to the ASG with ABs like that
>only 5 runs
DFA the entire team tbqh
>>67558844
GIVE THAT KID A CONTRACT (oldfag meme)
>>67558869
They literally had 3 aces that year. That was Lester, Lackey and God mode Buchholtz. Doubrount was above average that year too
>>67558882
>50/50 Price
this is price in the playoffs we're talking about right
>>67558922
Don't forget Allen Webster. The greatest pitcher to ever live
>>67558951
>Alan Walkster
>>67558922
Buchholtz lasted 1/3 of the season you dumbass
WILD RIDE
BUCKLE IT UP
>>67558951
>>67558922
half a season of god mode buck at least until he broke he was there along with scherzer in the early talks for the cy
but that season had everything going right, from victorino and iggy having career years to ellsbury's mvp caliber season to lackey coming out of literally the worst starting season by era for a pitcher that qualified to ace level to koji going into complete rape mode...
was a lot of things that year, usually is
HES CRACKING
HES IMPLODING
ITS OVER
THE TEAMS FALLING APART
this pitcher sucks
KEK
THE WILD RIDE BOYS
>Cuckler imploding
it's literally over familia
>>67558922
Yeah, and they literally were dead middle for pitching
There was nothing special about that team's SP besides Lester and Lackey, and Buccholtz had LITERALLY NO STARTS in the playoffs
All they had was Lester/Lackey>Bard>Koji for dominance, and by dominance I mean Lester and Lackey had middle 3 ERAs
That team was carried by their outrageous offense, not pitching
> rick porcello is the ace of the red sox staff
top wew lads
>>67558982
Still went 12-1 with a sub 2.00 ERA faggot
WRIGHT
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THE ABSOLUTE WILD RIDE
ITS DOES NOT END
>>67559020
2013 was honestly my favorite season I've ever watched out of the 18 years I've been watching the Sox.
>>67559106
You'll have to point out how that effects playoff pitching for me
>HOUSTON
Who's revving up that Rain Delay?
TC's talents are being wasted on NESN tbqh with you Joe
>>67558815
>>67558922
>>67559106
IDIOT
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>>67559154
obligatory rain delay music
https://vimeo.com/30605608
>tfw almost had a 4 run lead for nothing
hey could someone please reply to my posts
>>67559235
I got (You) bud.
>Hanram
>>67559130
He helped them get their record to get into the playoffs. Pitched in the world series on his last legs and they won that game.
>SHAW
YOU DUMB FUCKING BUST
DFA
THIS
BUST
which one of you was in /mlb/ this afternoon arguing that Price's 5-1 record means he's good?
>>67559273
>posting in a general
>>67559249
>too bad you need pitching to win in the playoffs
>ok you only need a few good starting pitchers
>ok well he helped them get there
FULL REVERSE SIR! FULL REVERSE!
>>67559273
I saw that and got annoyed but just chalked it up to a neutral or a bandwagoner and ignored it.
>>67559273
Stop meming. His ERA is gonna drop and he's K'ing niggas like no tomorrow
>>67559317
GO AWAY
Someone in the dugout has to slap the shit out of Shaw every time he fucks up on the basepaths. Its getting to be a habit with him.
>>67559339
Ya, he seems to have the Hanley disease - thinks he's faster than he is.
>get home late with pizza
>turn on stream
>first thing i hear is OBrien talking about cycles
this must stop.
>>67559273
>W/L even still a stat
lolno
>That Hannigan arm again
Ok, seriously, am I the only person on earth who recognizes superficial scratches and bruises?
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone
>some of those could be there for a long, long time
NO THEY WONT
>>67559317
>wins
>strikeouts
Please
>>67559421
>this guy
>>67559300
Their offense did not carry them in the playoffs
WRIGHT
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THE WILD RIDE BOYS
THE WILD RIDE
YOU'LL NEVER GET OFF
>>67559273
>generals
>posting in generals
>caring about your reputation in generals
Every so often I check it to see if its worth reading and it never fucking is.
The other day half the thread was some White Sox fag crying trying to say his team sucks repeatedly because if they collapse he doesn't want people to make fun of him
>holt
dfa
this
bust
>>67559464
>4.2 runs average per game
Yes
The Red Sox will never score another run again.
>>67559455
>this guy
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
F
A
THIS
BUST
JBJ paying homage to his roots by striking out
>>67559640
uh oh
its cold streak JBJ
get ready for .110 BA
>>67559464
Bro they literally won the Detroit series on a grand slam, you can't just discount the offense because Jon and John had some great starts
>Lead-off hit
COLLAPSE
>BUNTING
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS ASTROS
THIS WILD RIDE
literally the only way Marisnick will ever get a hit
>offense dries up
season's over lads, pack it in
HE GAVE UP ANOTHER RUN
COLLAPSE
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>4 RUNS ALLOWED BY THE KEKLER
ITS
LITERALLY
A
COLLAPSE
JOHN PLEASE
GET WRIGHT OUT OF THERE
This game became fun again
>>67559988
No, keep him out there. No need to panic over this.
well, that's what happens with a knuckleballer, you're gonna have some shit starts like this
although this inning is all marisnick's fault, little bitch bunting for a hit
>>67559996
the bullpen is rested, might as well
>>67559760
I'm not discounting the the offense, they were definitely clutch, I'm just saying they had good pitching too. It was really balanced.
Live by the cuckleball, die by the cuckleball
does Korea know how to slide?
>>67560076
best red sox pitcher ever tbqh with you Joe
>>67560121
thats literally not pedro or rocket
>>67559859
>first time all season Wright's given up more than 2 runs
>his ERA is now 2.17
Damn it.
FUCKING
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN IT
OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THE KEKLER THAT FALLS APART
OF FUCKING COURSE
THIS PITCHER SUCKS
>>67560214
Calm down man, your face is as red as your sox
>>67560228
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You guys maybe it was just the rain. R-right?
is wright's reign as team ace over, lads?
Gonna have to score 11 runs again today
WRIGHT
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THE WILD RIDE
Has sadly broken down for the day.
Get back to it the next time Cuckler, I know you will.
UHHH why'd they put price in
>offense is shot
>pitching is bad
I knew it couldn't last forever
Why are sox fans such drumpf homers?
>take new puppy out to do her business
>come back to this
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED
>>67560331
wat
BARNES
Surprisingly he did good there.
OFFENSE PLEASE SAVE US.
THE INNING FROM HELL IS FINALLY OVER THANK FUCKING GOD
>>67560239
underrated post desu
>suddenly astros fans
>>67560504
i mean they did tie the game
GET HITS
PLEASE
>>67560504
this has happened in a couple sox games/series 2bh
>>67560331
not quite that sheltered.
>>67560331
>MA
>not liberal AF
Breh Mass has voted rebublican 4 times since 1928
0/10
>>67560496
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>67560572
We have a red governor.
Anyone else just lose nesn on tv?
>>67560579
how have I never seen this pasta
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
HERE WE GO
>>67560594
and Drumf is a presidential candidate
THANK YOU BASED X
>INTENTIONAL WALK FOR ORTIZ
BITCHES
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S
>>67560594
MA repubs tend to either be fiscal conservatives or at least mostly forced to contain their social conservative spaghetti while in public office tho.
>intentionally walking a 40 year old
>>67560594
Yeah, a red governor that is also pretty damn liberal
He invented Obamacare FFS
HanRam please.
>politics in my comfy Sox thread
Now that there are some astros fans in here, how many of you were alive/old enough to remember the Killer B's?
God fucking damn it
>>67560715
blame the fair weather faggot lastros for that
>>67560748
no because i think its your fault
HAHA TIME FOR SOX PITCHING
FUCKING KILL ME
im gay
>>67560862
this thread is going pretty slow, dont know why youd say this
>>67560862
that must be a difficult card to be dealt in houston.
>>67560862
>bunting
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>67560862
>>67560910
Houston is pretty open about that shit actually, not like Austin is but close
>>67560943
Steers and Queers I suppose
You would think a pitcher with a nasty curveball and a pretty strong fastball like Barnes would be a better fucking relief pitcher.
Why the fuck are all of our pitchers such fucking mental cases?
do you think altuve is the type of manlet to pick fights with guys twice his size just to make himself look tough?
>>67560984
Bro Barnes has a 2.45
>>67561074
You were fucking saying.
springer dinger!!!
where did it all go wrong
FUCK WHY ARE WE LOSING TO NOBODIES
OF COURSE
WE'RE GOING TO LOSE THE WAY WE'VE BEEN WINNING
WITH 20 RUNS AGAINST US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just wait till that faggot Ken Giles comes in. You Boston queers will win the game.
>>67561085
Bro Barnes has a 3.44
>Ross
>Not trusting your powerhouse offense
Can't win em' all I suppose
>we were leading 5-1 at one point
God I hate that it had to be Wright that falls apart.
IT'S THE RAIN
IT'S GOT TO BE A RAIN
NO WAY WE'RE LOSING TO THIS FUCKING TEAM
>>67560984
>>67561074
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 1m1 minute ago
>Barnes came into tonight with the 5th worst hard hit ball percentage out of 177 qualified relief pitchers.
>>67561224
Bad games happen. We've still scored 5 runs, despite losing, so there's that.
>bawston
>River Ave. Blues
>@RiverAveBlues
>Update: Luis Severino exits Friday's game with "soreness in the back of his right elbow"
I fucking TOLD the cuckees that this dude's elbow was going to explode. Right from his debut against us. This kid's delivery was a fucking accident waiting to happen.
>>67561224
https://vimeo.com/30605608
>>67561273
>Lastros literally the Lastros again
>>67561304
I think Analheim is actually worse.
>>67561320
They are sharing
BASED FUCKING SHAW
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omfg
MAYOR
OF
DING
DONG
CITY
THANK YOU BASED SHAQ
>Shaw keeping hope alive
BASED
SHAW
H
A
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DING DONG
What a fucking meatball that pitch was.
Is travis shaw, dare i say, a
>righty killer
me watching the game
PLEASE tell me they are going to sign Shaw to a nice moderate contract and tell Panda to fuck himself
Fucking love me some Shaw, kid has got legit 30-40 HR potential, best power prospect we've had in ages.
He also further drives home the shittiness of the Panda deal.
Why dont we send down Hannigan and bring up Swihart?
>>67561402
And he will probably do it legit, not cheat and use steroids like Big Papi
>>67561398
I think Shaw might be the infield only version of Holt
>>67561406
Because Swihart isn't very good yet as a catcher, just hitting.
>>67561406
I was reading about that yesterday, apparently they are trying to increase his utility by having him play in the OF for a while
Also his hitting hasn't gotten to where they want it
>>67561430
rude tbqh with you Joe
>>67561430
>Its a media goes crazy over JBJ episode
If BJBJ goes up to bat he will hit a homer to shallow left field.
Cap this post.
>slowing down before first base
Kill him
>strike 2
fuck off
>>67561402
>Panda
I forgot about this meme
thanks for reminding me
>>67561502
It was a strike tho tbqh with you Joe
So where are we all from? Plymouth county represent
>Junky Bustly Jr
ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
FUCK
YO
SHIFT
>>67561522
CO transplant
>>67561522
Im the biggest Red Sox fan ever from Detroit
lol shifting for jbj
Alright, which one of you guys did this?
>>67561577
Probably some meme Carrabis fan.
>>67561479
>>67561537
>the self-governing province of you
>only a single for JBJ
D
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