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discuss baseball or something
first for cubs
This thread is almost as bad as the Jays offense
I mean at least its a new bread
it had to happen
Red sox are going 10 games over .500 tonight
why does Canada still exist
>>67554478
>>67554505
you cucks werent man enough to annex us when you had the chance
How convenient is it that Kershit pitched yesterday and doesn't have to pitch in the series against the Cards this weekend.
What a pussy.
>all these shirtless cubs fans
What a fucking shit show
>BREAKING: Rockies SS Jose Reyes has accepted a 51-game suspension following a domestic violence investigation.
>>67554547
Anon the mets are a better team than the cardinals. Please shut the fuck up and go to bed. Thanks.
Why is the NL so inferior? Should interleague games not actually count?
>>67554584
Why is the AL so inferior? Should interleague games not actually count?
>>67554569
i thought his suspension ended at the end of may, is this new or what
>>67554581
I'm trying to get a certain obsessive pissboi tripfag to response. Please don't ruin this thanks.
>>67554584
they should really get rid of inter league play and the NL should adopt the DH
Bartolo finally hit a dinger, they have no reason to hold on to the archaic use of having a pitcher bat now
who /draftkings free entry/ here?
tfw no pure nats gf
>>67554569
>no charges filed
>fucking 1/4 of the season suspended
FUCKING MANFED IS TRYING TO CRAM US BACK INTO THE BASEMENT
>>67554627
What would be the first thing that comes to mind sitting next to her
>>67554648
He's doing you retards a massive favor.
>>67554659
I've seen her fuck on camera
>>67554785
Do you think she'd blow you if you paid?
>>67554813
she was just doing it to get though college
>>67554446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFJMZnEmxrk
r8 our national sport that nobody actually plays
>>67554826
>10 years of college
No wonder she does porn
NL should adopt the DH they use pinch hitters anyway
>>67554839
stick to hockey it's too cold to play baseball there
>>67554839
The hell am I watching?
>>67554852
Pinch hitters are an actually strat and BTFO a guy for the game.
Personally I like seeing my pitchers run the bases and sweat in the sun rather than fap in the dugout between innings
>>67554896
N E S T B A L L
>>67554889
yeah we will
>>67554839
how many games in a season
>>67554648
story is better than reyes and tuloshitzki combined
>>67554970
I really dont know i only played it in school
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67555019
What would /mlb/ do if the Phillies memed their way into a WC spot?
>>67555019
lel is that a knuckleball
>>67555019
Not until 7 it isn't.
>>67555019
>pitcher batting 8th
jesus is bourjos that bad
>>67555037
That's a circle change you dummy
>>67555051
Then I have to wait until 7:17 until Joseph styles
>>67555036
I wouldn't do anything...what am I supposed to do?
>>67555064
He's hitting a cool .194/.225/.296, and that's with his current hotstreak. There's the Mendoza Line, the Bourjos Hole, and the Emmanuel Burriss Trench
>>67555151
>mfw that's better than 3 of the blue jays every day players
>>67555151
Oh so hes hitting better than 3 blue jays starters?
>>67555176
>>67555178
He'll probably stay in the 9 hole until the Phillies hit absolute zero, just because they've been winning a lot more than they've been losing with him at 9
Manny Machado is ranked 1st in slugging percentage, 2nd in OPS, and 3rd in hits. Will he meme the Orioles to the postseason?
>>67555272
Talk to me in July
>peelar at leadoff
>barney at 2nd
>dickshit pitching
is there even a reason to watch this blowout?
>>67555327
Okay enough with this fucking shit. Complain when bad shit happens like the bullpen imploding.
Just shut the fuck up and watch the game. Being 18-18 is not the end of the world.
>>67555354
>being 18-18 when your starting pitchers have the best ERA in the AL and an offense that was the best in baseball last season is perfectly fine.
heres a tip, happ, estrada and sanchez arent going to carry sub 2.5 ERAs for the whole season, as soon as they regress to normal the team is going to drop off so fucking hard unless the offense gets its shit together
THE OFFENSE IS BACK BOYS
>>67555430
We know
Everyone knows
You bitch about the same shit everyday
>>67555432
lets see you score 11+ in 4 straight games and then you can talk
>>67555507
people here bitch about far worse crybaby
>>67555508
fuck off and stop trying to incite an e-dick measuring contest
>yfw Chris Sale throws a perfect game tonight
>>67555508
>fewer runs per game
>talking shit
>>67555508
Just an outside observation, since I am a fan of neither team, but why are Red Sox fans acting so hostile to the Cubs success lately? They broke their curse over a decade ago, to mention nothing of the fact that they don't even play in the same league.
>>67555588
Seems like a Boston thing desu
>>67555588
>but why are Red Sox fans acting so hostile to the Cubs success lately
literally we have not
>>67555551
>so close to the get
>now sale will fail
>>67555508
>against literally who's and shit teams
OH WOW WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!
>>67555551
>yfw his skinny girly arm explodes at the elbow
>>67555613
At least one of you has.
>both chicago baseball teams went without winning the world series for the entirety of the red sox famous curse
>>67555637
>one of >>>>us
>>67555638
All 3 suck lol
>>67555508
Let's see you beat up on good teams and then you can talk.
>>67555617
You fags just played the fucking dads. And you lost the series to them.
What do you americans find entertaining in baseball?
>>67555638
ESPN also cannot stop wanking about the curse too.
>>67555659
>implying the fucking cubs have played good teams
>>67555664
>
I'm not a shitcago fan. Play against a good team and do that. Then you can talk.
>>67555669
Oh nothing much, just that it represents everything that is great about our country, is deeply ingrained in our history, and is also the greatest sport ever conceived by man.
>>67555659
>broors
>resd
>barves
>padres
>angles
So tough
>>67555716
White Sox? Orioles? Cleveland? We're put up numbers on all of them.
Our pitching just sucks cock.
Just so you fellow Americans (one true supreme race) know, there is only on canadian on this thread and always has been. He isnt a jays fan. He isn't a baseball fan. He has no idea why he is here and doesn't understand the american past time.
He'll probably appologize to this post.
Pathetic.
wew bad series and offday behind us time for more baseball
>>67555724
>Represents everything that is great about our country
But why, I mean there are some good moments like home runs and stuff but most of it is just waiting on someone to hit the ball. No offense
>>67555731
But they split with the Barves and lost the series to SD. They did not beat up on those guys.
>>67555758
Fuck off with your memes Ecuador.
You can boil soccer down to similar terms.
>>67555731
>nats
>pirates
>cardinals
>>67555793
And the Sox have played the White Sox, Orioles, Cleveland, and Toronto.
Point is, its fucking retarded to talk about beating up on bad teams when both have had easy schedules.
>>67555664
They just went 7-0 against the Pirates and Nationals. Just BTFO the Pirates again today.
>>67555787
Ne, soccer is full adrenaline and tactical passes to reach for the goal. Theres always intesity because a simple mistake can create a chance for the opposing team to score. And its caled Football not soccer m9
>>67555734
Sorry
>>67555758
The great thing about baseball is that when there is no offense, it typically means there is a good pitching performance happening. See Max Scherzer and Clayton Kershaw's recent performances as an example. You can't get such double-sidedness with soccer or whatever banana sport you play down there in your country.
>>67555830
>full adrenaline
Kek cause those dives really get the blood pumping.
>>67555830
you can boil baseball down to similar terms
fuck off desu
>>67555830
A single mistake in baseball leads to scoring too. It's literally called a "mistake" when a pitcher throws a pitch right down the middle that's easy for the batter to hit. These are hit for home runs pretty often
So just like every sport, each moment (or at least pitch and whatever follows right after) is critical
>>67555830
>m9
its m8
learn to speak english boyo
>>67555858
Lmfao you get so sensitive and I even said no offense. Baseball still sucks ass. Im out, about to fuck your Gf
>collecting baseball cards
>having a life
Pick one
>>67555909
Wew lad
>>67555902
>>67555909
>>67555936
BUILD
First for Matt Bush actually making it to the MLB
>>67555818
How many times have the sox swept this season again? Oh, that's right, a 2 game series at the beginning of the year and a 4 game series against the chokeland pathetics.
>>67555953
His job is to kill Bautista tonight.
>>67555734
no bully
Some guy from ESPN claims there are multiple teams that are actually interested in trading for Jose Reyes. Any ideas who? Pretty sure the Rockies would trade him for a bag of peanuts...
>>67555953
how did he escape from prison
>>67555949
THE
>>67555988
This new domestic violence policy is horse shit. It seems like all it takes is an accusation to get a suspension regardless if something actually happened or not.
>>67555993
House?
>>67555953
>making it to the MLB
>the MLB
>the
>>67556028
>finding any little thing to bitch and moan about.
MUH RUN DIFFERENTIAL!
HOW WILL WE EVER GET TO 500 IF WE KEEP GIVING UP LATE HR WITH PEOPLE ON BASE!
>>67555993
Phillies call up 1B Tommy Joseph from Triple A....
...one of the GOAT official team headshits for sure. Godspeed, Derpy Tommy.
>>67556028
>>67556012
This is more than just an accusation. Go read the police report, Reyes clearly isn't innocent. The only reason the case was dropped was cause the victim didn't want to testify against him.
The MLB is doing the Rockies a huge favor with the suspension too. They want nothing to do with his ass.
Did you know tommy john actually trademarked his name so everytime the media says tommy john surgery the former pitcher gets royalties.
>the more you know
>>67556152
Did you know that Lou Gherig trademarked his name so that every time someone gets Lou Gherig's disease his estate gets royalties?
The more you know
Reading up on the drunk driver that killed Nick Adenhart.
>straight up ran a red light because he didn't give a shit
>fled the scene on foot
>was driving on a suspended license
>had a BAC of .19
>had the gall to plead not guilty to three counts of murder
At least he was sentenced to 51 years in prison.
Did you know Clayton Kershaw actually trademarked the word "choke" so every time he adds another entry, he gets royalties?
The more you know
>>67556665
That's a damn shame, too. Adenhart would have been a great pitcher.
>>67556665
i think if you flee the scene there should be a serious punishment, but drunk driving laws are so draconian and shitty
>>67556698
Him and Romo are gonna have to fight it out then.
the cubs can go undefeated for the whole fucking month of june and have a +6,000 run differential for all i care, as long as they aint hoistin no gotdam'd trophy in october
Orioles, to be honest.
>>67556790
> drunk driving laws are so draconian and shitty
yeah, no. you drink and drive, your license should be revoked permanently, end of story
fuck your excuses and fuck your rationale, that shit is purely toxic behavior and it's 100% avoidable
>>67556801
Don't worry, they won't
You would have to be certifiably mentally disabled or mentally ill to think otherwise
>>67556801
> joe maddon
> lifting a trophy
>>67556886
camden looks pretty comfy desu
>>67557056
I wish I had been able to watch the no fan game last year. But no, I was at work ;_;
>tfw found a loophole to get MLB.TV for only $20
Going to San Diego in June for work and catching a Podrace game. Petco seems to be listed as a top 5 park but why is that? Doesn't look like anything special.
my team new stadium m8s
>>67557128
I found a loophole that let's me watch mlb games on my mobile for >free :^)
>>67557056
Until you leave the stadium and realize you're in Baltimore.
>>67557197
well yeah, obviously
>Matt Bush is back
>That history
Wew
>>67557155
This the stadium in Mexico city? Looks badass
>>67557190
how m8?
what i found was that if you buy mlb at bat and if you download an older app that you can watch the games as if you had MLB TV
then i just connect my phone to the TV.
>>67556886
Its a shame such a beautiful Park is empty on a consistent basis.
>>67557284
Vipleague.mobi
>>67557155
wtf. is it new Azteca or something?
>White Sox dropping to 7th in the ESPN power rankings this week
IT'S HAPPENING
>>67557340
>ESPN power rankings
>>67557155
I like it
>>67557340
>espn
>>67557340
> ESPN power rankings
>>67557414
White Sox are only 1 game up in the American League
It's over
>>67557300
neat desu.
thanks
>yfw when cubes STILL best team in basedball
>literally nothing you can shitpost to say they are not
>inb4 MUH OTTOMAN
>>67557427
>in may
>>67557484
>playing in the babby league
Literally nothing
>>67557484
I hope they shatter the single season wins record and then choke in the playoffs to the mets or giants. Because I would take that bet over the cubs winning it all.
>>67554839
I watched a documentary about it once, along with part of a live game.
The strangest thing is how every run is scored by sliding head first, no matter what.
>tfw Mariners sweep the Angles this weekend and take a 3.5 game lead in the division while driving the steak into the Angles season.
>>67557514
How does this babby league meme make any sense?
Seriously, explain your reasoning
>>67557627
I guess you can say that the angels will be well done after this series
>>67557627
>mfw Brendan Ryan goes 0-12 with 8 K's during this series
>>67557658
>babby leaguer can't comphrend meme's
>no knowing the Nl is the inferior league where the Al rejects go.
>>67557668
And 4 errors.
>>67557665
KEK, took me a moment but I got it.
>>67557689
Great explanation you have there.
>>67557689
Like who?
Isn't the DH in the American League?
>McCullers making his first start of the season against the Red Sox
Astros what are you doing
>inb4 no-hit
>>67557627
too bad the rags will catch up after they sweep >us in arlington
>>67557847
What kind of pilates does this man do?
Red Sox / Houston:
>>67557879
>>67557879
>>67557879
>>67557879
Mariners bullpen MLB ranks:
ERA: 2
OPS: 1
BAA: 1
OBP: 1
WHIP: 1
DAMMIT HERON
TRIP BACK ON
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>>67557847
does kershaw even lift?
>>67557898
> *on phone* Pilates can do that for me? You mean it?
/mlb/: Who is that?
> ...Jake, from Natty Arms.
/mlb/: Jake from Natty Arms at 30 years old? *takes phone*
_________________________
/mlb/: Who is this?
-- It's Jake, from Natty Arms.
/mlb/: What are you taking, "Jake from Natty Arms"?
-- Uh.. Plants?
__________________________
/mlb/: He sounds Suspicious!
>Well he does pilates, so...
>>67557934
He looks like he suffers from gyno
>>67557847
>WE ARE GOOD
what kind of retarded shirt is this? lol
>>67557934
Does he need to...?
Red Sox score 10 runs, over or under?
>>67557974
Ubs-level retarded
Reds Phillies thread where?
>>67557974
It's something Miguel Montero said last year that became popular. I think it's really corny but I'm down for whatever makes the players happy and working as a cohesive unit. The corny shit seems to be working.
>>67555830
FULL TACTICAL PASSING!!
>>67558037
Well at least there's a reason for it
>>67556938
Agreed. Permanent license loss
>>67556790
>but drunk driving laws are so draconian and shitty
Fuck you. Driving drunk is 100% avoidable. It's the cause of so many innocent deaths that should never happen.
If you drive drunk you should be drug out in the street and shot.
>>67556790
Fuck yourself you stupid cunt
I hope you kill yourself doing it
>>67557938
kek
getting btfo by the twins again why cant we beat bad teams
>>67557155
why aren't you saving up to BUILD WALL
If Shelby miller shits the bed again I'm officially done with him.
>>67558347
what happend to him did the dbacks fug with his mechanics or something
>>67558372
Idk what is up this year, greinke, and miller have been dog shit while corbin and rosa have been good. Segura is batting .354 and goldy is batting .230. I don't get it
>>67558422
you guys need to fix this shit i have goldy and miller on my fantasy team.
>Phillies
>>67558312
Do girls actually believe they only do this?
I do that on a daily basis
FEED ME MORE ROIDS
>>67558464
Girls make excuses for everything so they can blame it on their gender and claim they aren't actually faults.
Yes.
>>67558422
i just looked up his stats and they look so unbelievably bad that it cant possibly be sustainable so theres some hope
>7 FIP
>17% hr/fb rate
>averaging more walks than strikes
its gotta be a mechanics or physical issue
>>67558422
It's hard to beat meme magic my friend de la West
It just isn't your guys' year
>>67558495
Pilates*
>>67557847
>that difference between his left arm and his right (pitching) arm
I don't think I've ever seen even a major leaguer with that much of a disparity.
>>67554627
I'd low key sniff her seat when she got up to piss
>>67558534
Clear roid delts
>>67558534
He faps alot. The pilates really makes him aggressive and that's the only way he can let out pent up pilates energy.
>>67558524
I don't hate you guys as much as the dodgers so there's that I guess
sox astros game is being fucking drenched and they havent shut it down yet
>>67558584
Thank you, I'm glad
Everybody should hate the Dodgers imho
>>67557927
>>67557927
After trading smith and wilhelmsen, losing five bullpen arms to the dl and assembling a working pen out of scraps other teams dodnt want
Is Dipoto a genius?
>>67558625
It's their fans, nothing but fat mexicans that chant non stop at the fucking games
>>67558347
Im sure he will be very sad
>striking out at your first major league at bat
royals braves
>>67558713
>>67558713
>>67558713
>tfw George Grande is calling the game in Philly
>tfw he just said "midget" on air
>>67558677
first four for KB
>>67557927
>>67558640
>Marners have one of the worst bullpens in 2015 , with only 2 depedable pitchers
>trade those 2 dependable pitchers
>Sign a 38 yr old set up man and a closer so bad, the Marlins optioned him to aaa last year
>fill out the pen with literal whos
>Lose 5 members to the dl
> have the best pen in mlb
Its equal parts dipoto being a mad man and bullpens being flukey memes
>Sox already have 5 runs in the 2nd
Fucking hell
>>67555430
>BEST OFFENSE LAST SEASON.
Horrible opinion. Statement discarded
>>67555830
You just spawned a meme my good sir. I wonder if there will be any tactical passes this next MLS game I go to.
>>67555588
Probably because Cubs fans raided the Sox/Sox gamethreads and were shitting on both teams
Pay back is a bitch
>RISP
YANKEES SUCK
>>67559050
Rude
>>67559050
It's a good day for baseball.
>>67559050
They've been bad for a few years now.
>Luis Severino
>Luis shitterino
Just ordered a bryce harper jersey from aliexpress for $20 what am I in for ?
>>67559353
just get the real thing you cheap jew
>>67559353
cheap chinese plastic
>>67559390
Spending $160 on a jersey naaaa senpai
>>67559353
Shitty ill fitting jersey with a shitty name on the back
>tfw playing at Coors Field tonight
>>67559427
Why would you order a Bryce Harper Jerry to begin with? He's a fucking douche and you're not even a Nationals fan
>>67557627
What kind of steak?
>>67558725
>>67559006
>>67559183
>>67559471
Dumb frogposters.
>>67559471
>tfw Mets pitching gets BTFO tonight.
Severino needs to be sent down more than god needed to send satan down to hell.
>>67559539
God didn't even need to send Satan down to hell. He just did it because he's an asshole.
>>67559526
>Implying it'll matter when they hit a couple dingers every inning
>>67559578
>>67559539
He's not even in hell yet
He's still on earth
>>67559353
something that everyone else in the ballpark will be able to tell that you got for $20 from China, and that's the honest truth from someone who doesn't even care
JOSEPH CONFIRMED BETTER THAN RUF
>>67559353
my divegrass shirts from there are pretty nice for the most part, there have been a couple of crappers, some stitching issues, but most look and feel authentic. Though almost all are plain national team shirts with no ads and without numbers. The one shirt I got with a player's name and number was still fine for a couple years before peeling off
I imagine that nike or whatever give these factories a quota for how many shirts to make and these fuckers just make extra to make personal profit off them. The crappers are probably just any rejects
non divegrass shirts might be worse though
>>67559691
>watching fagdive
>>67559720
>watching boreball
>Finnegan
>jew york cuckees
>>67559743
Why are you in this thread.
>>67559743
HEY YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH MOTHERFUCKER
>>67559604
posing as Tom Coughlin
is rich hill elite?
>>67559782
>being this leafhurt
>>67559887
>s`A
>>67559176
They've been overachieving for a few years now. They're finally playing how they should have been the last couple of years
>>67559639
I doubt it m8, who analyzes everyone's jersey at the ball park
kevin pisslar just swung at and grounded out on a pitch that was literally at his eye level
>>67559852
*Bill Belichick
>>67560046
Shouldn't a pitch like that be a pop up? Was he swinging a tomahawk?
>>67560118
Pillar I'm pretty sure would swing at anything
>MLB.com promoting Trevor Story for all star voting
>he's not even the best rookie shortstop in the NL
>>67560118
he caught it with handle
