/hoc/
Just fuck my arena up sempai
>implying pizza and hockey don't go together
What's the problem, eh?
>>67552798
holy shit thats genius. All those other companies buying the naming rights but never though of this.
Little caesars is playing chess while y'all play checkers.
>>67554267
literally what
>>67554267
what?
>implying this isn't the true /hoc/ thread
>>67554840
I came here and wondered why it was so dead then I found the retard thread
>>67554855
>mods not pruning retardation
>only one actual /hoc/ thread
>no one is posting in it
>forgot how /sp/ works
>>67555213
/sp/ is dead this is neo /sp/ where we can't have fun
>>67555391
We CAN have fun if you should JUST FOLLOW THE RULES
Great thread.
Owner of little Caesars owns the red wings and tigers.
What a based man
>>67559718
So he owns three shitty things? Nice job.
>>67559538
Did every one got banned?
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>67565211
>did everyone get b&?
Nope, just professional sporting teams from Dallas.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE
When a superior American team wins dac Up this year, will this make them worthy of getting a fancy new arena?
Serious answers only plz
>we're ready to expand
Good one, Bettman
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID JANNY FUCKING CUNT WE WERE DOING JUST FINE IN THAT OTHER THREAD
this thread was made forever ago we forgot about it faggot
stupid janitor
why are there multiple videogame threads on spuh but we can't have 2 /hoc/s?
Sam Carchidi Verified account
@BroadStBull
Flyers' Medvedev charged w driving under influence, possession of controlled substance & use or possess. of drug paraphernalia. 6/15 hearing
Fucking russians
Fist game of Filppula vs Crosby:
Filppula 0+2 +1
Crosby 0+1 -1
i will be updating this.
>>67567944
>There are several ways to obtain permission to enter Canada despite having a DUI or DWI on your record. Most commonly, you will file for a Temporary Resident Permit (TRP), or file for Rehabilitation. The TRP allows you into Canada for a specific trip. Being deemed “Rehabilitated” removes the issue completely so long as you do not commit another offense.
should be fun going on the road this year!
>>67567699
sometimes they catch it and sometimes they don't
What hockey team is he a fan of?
>>67567988
no I'm talking about the divegrass videogame generals that are allowed to be here when there is a fucking board for videogame generals. there are 2 fucking videogame generals on this board.
fucking faggot ass generals
>>67568019
>vidya generals
I don't even know what you're on about. I saw the Madden thread but that's legit an NFL discussion about the cover. Mayhaps thou art simply mad?
>>67568009
nashville
>>67568040
holy shit you dumb nigger read the post. if you are too stupid to understand it then stop posting yourself
Where were you when Laine confirmed his status as a fucking bust on May 14th 2016?
>>67568346
watching pate destroy frogs
>>67568346
>you
>>67568019
Honestly thou /trb/ is more /sp/ than it will ever be /v/ or /vg/.
I don't even post there but browsing those threads make the game seem autistically interesting enough for me to want to try out.
>>67568957
football manager is one of the least autist games, tons of normal people play them.
>>67568957
them and the fifa fags need to leave. fucking divegrass cunts need to leave too
>>67567944
>drug paraphernalia
What do you guys think it was? Needle? Crack or meth pipe?
He never seemed to be able to crack the lineup despite the blueline being one of the worst in the league and he made really bad decisions on the ice at times. I'm going with meth.
>>67569177
Krokodil
>>67569177
a rock of cannabis
>>67569177
Jenkem.
Fist game of Filppula vs Crosby matchup:
Filppula 0+2 +1
Crosby 0+1 -1
i will be updating this.
>>67568009
Anaheim
finland
>>67570764
good post
>>67571040
>>67570764
Turpa kiini
>>67570764
>>67571040
excellent work finland
I wonder what the results will be for Bishop.
>4/6 cups since 1995
>25 year old playoff streak
>last team to repeat '97-'98
>last team to almost repeat '08-'09 (game 7 L)
>falling apart since 2012
>losing in first round all the time now
>paying players that don't play anymore
>former assistant gm and captain have built successful teams in Dallas and Tampa
>historic arena replaced by Pizza! Pizza! Dome
hang in there wongs fans
>no hokkie tonight
Well, the shit nutrition of publix claimed two more victims last night. When will it be banned?
Who is the biggest cunt in the league now after this fag has quit?
>>67572345
Probably Marchand
>>67572345
Pulju
Post hockey related shit that triggers autists
>doubting the bird
Kinda dumb question, but how did Tampa get Gudlevskis on the bench last night? He was shown during the second period. Was he just chilling in Tampa or something?
Degenerate man-bun though.
>>67573057
is that turkey and ham?
disgusting
don't mix two meats
>yfwswtc
>>67573057
I'm pretty sure they usually have a spare goaler in the press box
>>67568957
It is actually really fun, but you will waste hundreds of hours on it. I recommend just stay away.
I managed to get out of it with only 400 hours but some people in those threads have thousands upon thousands of hours played.
>>67573074
>swedish culinary """""""""knowledge"""""""""
that looks like straight ham and cheese, probably provalone. having trouble identifying your pork based product, achmed?
>>67573074
Where the fuck do you get turkey from in that photo?
>>67573057
What did he mean by this? Are Latvians professional memers as well?
>>67573189
He got a tan.
>>67573173
the white stuff underneath the ham
Callahan isn't eating suspended. Pongs btfo
>>67573267
The cheese?
>Mad
>at a fucking pizza
>>67573287
B A S E D
hit was clean as fuck tbqh
>>67573332
This image is glorious
>>67573335
He saw him coming, turned away and stopped before the boards. Lets go made it so much worse than it would have been.
>>67573288
looks like turkey to me
>>67573402
literally retarded
>tfw >our year
>>67573489
>implying
The Lightning are a team on a mission this year nothing will stop them
>>67573489
Tampa is turning into some sort of storybook meme dream team. These niggas just won't be stopped.
>Blues
>Sharks
Who wins? They look really similar to me.
I noticed they were playing CKY during the game last night. Is Pittsburgh a meme city?
>>67573533
>>67573550
>leastern conference
When will you idiots learn?
A town 20 mins from Tampa Bay is rooting for the Pens lelmao
http://boltsbythebay.com/2016/05/13/tampa-bay-lightning-fans-angry-bradenton-support-penguins/
>>67573741
Our similarities are why the Sharks make me as nervous as the Blackhawks. If we are off our game, they WILL capitalize on it. We'll do the same, though. This is goinf to be damn good series.
>>67574184
>http://boltsbythebay.com/2016/05/13/tampa-bay-lightning-fans-angry-bradenton-support-penguins/
Not just "rooting for" the pongs, literally paying for their fucking "rally" towels. Fuck them
>>67573741
Coin flip it, it's going to be who the hotter goalie is
>>67574184
Bradenton is a shithole full of meth heads I am not surprised
>>67574173
>both teams in the West are perennial chokers
This is the East's year
>>67574300
Guess it's time to break out my old Blues memes
Hitchcock beat the belief out of me the past few seasons. Has he just ditched his old method of coaching and style?
>>67574425
If the east loses to shorks or bloose they are confirmed for shit tier, memes aside that'll be fucking embarassing
>>67574593
New /iihf/
2 games coming up
how have no russian nhlers been caught in this massive doping scandal?
>>67574642
yet
>>67574642
Never really hear much about NHL players getting tested in general.
How can white men even compete?
>>67574874
Are you that retarded bong who said Saku Koivu wasn't a 1C
>stors
>rags
>shittsburg
>>67575206
Saku was a 1C on that Canadiens team, but he was not a 1C on a contender.
It's generally accepted by the fanbase that Galchenyuk is the first true 1C this team has had in over 20 years.
>>67574184
>not understanding the entire Tampa Bay area are transients that are colossal faggot bandwagon that don't understand that they are systematically killing the franchises by refusing to root for them
>the actual local fans take shit from these people and the National media for not supporting their team
You don't understand our struggle
>>67574866
which is kinda weird with all these blood clots occuring. either we are living through a freak 1 in a million even, or there is a fair bit of doping going on
Fist game of Filppula vs Crosby matchup:
Filppula 0+2 +1
Crosby 0+1 -1
i will be updating this.
>>67575500
kek, galchenyuk will never be even close to prime saku
>>67575671
We banned wearing opposing-team gear in literally THE FIRST ROW and the whole fucking country shit themselves. And we still had fuckers pull this shit <<
>>67575500
Chucky being a 1C is still up for debate.
>>67575806
2 eyes > 1 eye
>>67575836
honestly that banning opposing team gear just screamed insecurity. i mean why even bother? pretty pathetic desu
>>67575879
fuck it I guess we should just not even bother having an arena and play every game on the road because why even bother?
>>67575836
That's what you get for banning stuff you outrageous fucking faggot. I'd be disgraced if my team did something as pathetic as this. Go fucking kill yourself you bitch tier piece of shit.
>>67575806
Galchenyuk is already a 30-goal scorer in this league and way more of an offensive powerhouse than Saku ever was. Saku might have been better defensively, but that will come with experience for Galchenyuk, who is only 22.
Saku's numbers and size are comparable to Tomas Plekanec's, who is currently the team's second line center.
>>67575918
>>not understanding the entire Tampa Bay area are transients that are colossal faggot bandwagon that don't understand that they are systematically killing the franchises by refusing to root for them
Hockey in Florida was a mistake
You guys love Football and Baseball though right?
>>67575981
You obviously never even watched him play. You're relying on stats for info. PRIME Saku was easily a top-10 center in the league
>>67575918
>i-if we can't ban other teams fans from wearing their teams gear, unlike literally every other arena on the planet, i'll kill myself!
t. you
>>67576069
I grew up watching prime Saku. Literally no one except Finns think this.
>>67576069
maaaaybe in 2002-03, and that year alone. honestly hard to tell when his prime was since he was getting injured so frequently
>>67576227
Chucky will never have statline even close to this:
Regular season: 1,124GP, 255G, 577A, 832PTS, +10, 809PIM, 79PPG, 11SHG, 46GWG
Playoffs: 80 GP, 18G, 41A, 59PTS, +2, 62PIM, 7PPG, 1GWG
how does that make your feel?
>Florida
>still mad at clothing
kek
>>67576303
There's not even an argument here, you're comparing a retired player to a fucking 22 year-old.
>>67576034
Tampa is more of a hockey city than baseball or football. Not a joke or exaggeration. The Rays should be relocated and the bucs are constant disappointments. Hopefully jammie will renew interest
>>67576830
I went back to Tampa for the first time in four or five years and it's crazy how much Lightning stuff there is now. Banners at the mall, placards at restaurants, stickers on everyone's cars.
>>67576971
I've started to look for sports stuff on cars now and it's all lighting and occasionally a Rays sticker. I hardly ever see bucs stuff besides those new sexy black license plates
>>67576034
they have terrible baseball attendance for all their teams too until, you guessed it, the playoffs
>>67577173
Have the Rays made the playoffs in the last few years? I'm pretty sure the attendance was shitty then too
>>67577205
Monkey and doggie :3
>>67577209
all I remember is the rays always have one of the worst attendances that only miami can consistently be worse than them but when they were in the world series a few years back people would keep trying to make a big deal about how good the fans were for the playoffs because they gave out cow bells to the fuckers and they play indoors so it seemed loud
Can't wait for the Ducks to win the cup next year
>>67577264
The Trop blows and it's in a terrible spot. So they doesn't help
>>67577296
everything in florida is in a terrible location. everywhere you want to go requires you to go through dozens of traffic lights and there is only one way to ever get there so the road is always congested as fuck. plus everyone drives slow. I ride a bicycle everywhere less than 10 miles away and I get there faster
its a state of strip malls and mini highways but the weather is nice in the winter so it evens out.
dfw no hokkei
Any news on bishop?
>no game tonight
>>67577418
BREAKING NEWS
he pooped his pants in the hospital
Have the Las Vegas Black Nights been confirmed yet? I've been waiting for a friggin year here.
>>67577507
It was all a dream
>Bishop is day to day
man considering the injury seems to not be that bad he sure did act like a little bitch last night
https://twitter.com/TBTimes_JSmith/status/731543303963971585
>>67577601
Reminder Carey Price was listed as day to day back in December
>>67577601
>babby's first playoff series
He's likely out for the rest against Pittsburgh. Unless it's something requiring surgery, players are almost always listed day to day during the ploffs.
>>67577647
every injury gets listed day to day in the playoffs
>>67577507
Disgust is cute!
>>67577672
It's tactical, but yea. They wouldn't IR him unless there was zero medical chance of him returning this playoffs.
>>67577672
pretty much, it's the playoffs. hell, letang is playing through a concussion
>no games tonight
wtf am I supposed to do
>>67577891
drink, watch a movie, shitpost
>get ready for the offseason
>>67577891
>>67577937
>rags
>>67577891
/iihf/ >>67574583
guys I want to ejaculate into and/or onto women, is this normal
?
>>67577958
no you should seek help immediately
>>67577937
>a fucking bubble
real men play pic related
>tfw beat my fennoswede friend 7 times out 10 in middleschool
>>67577950
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
asshole
I'm really fucking sick of this two days between games bullshit.
>>67577984
don't be so handicapped and find another stream then
>>67577984
>what is a vpn
Jesus you're stupid
Let puck in net bring great shame on motherland comrades
>>67578034
can't shitpost from a vpn, retard
>>67577982
>tfw the guy that goes behind the net always breaks
>>67578145
>turn on vpn
>load youtube stream
>turn off vpn
wow that was hard
>>67578145
>being this technologically challenged
step 1. stop shitposting
step 2. turn vpn on
step 2.5. eat a burger for energy
step 3. start (You)tube stream
step 3.5. shit out burger you just ate
step 4. turn vpn off
step 5. start shitposting
>>67573074
>ham
Just because Allah forbids it, its no reason to make yourself look like an Australian-Canadian half breed.
>>67577937
Anyone have a bubble hockey table? If you stream a game or few I'd watch.
>>67575500
>It's generally accepted by the fanbase that Galchenyuk is the first true 1C this team has had in over 20 years.
>>67573074
>mad
>at cheese
Sweden is truly the worst poster on this board.
what are some dumb song lyrics that i can post on /r/showerthoughts for karma?
>>67578231
I have an air hockey table and no friends
>Ingen John Klingberg i VM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
What's in the box?
>>67578419
Play by yourself, I'll watch.
>tfw air hockey table but no friends
Scrubbing 10 year olds at the local arcade isn't very fun. They don't even use a proper grip and they're fucking cheaters.
>>67578605
too depressing. I'm gonna walk to the grocery store instead
mad at a sandwich?!?!?!
>>67577601
mri and xrays were all negative. could be a high ankle sprain, hyperextended knee or a dislocated knee cap. they aren't saying what it is, just a "lower body injury"
he'll definitely be gone for the rest of this series. fingers crossed tho
>>67579056
gotta think if he dislocated his kneecap the x-ray would not come back negative
>>67579146
maybe they popped it back in before the xrays and didn't report it at all
idk just speculating
>>67579436
Can they stop with the cringey shit on twitter
>>67579378
i dont think thats how kneecaps work
Daily reminder that Penguins """"""fans""" are literallly reddit bandwagon faggots. All those Kessel """""memes""" posted here? Straight from /r/hockey.
>>67579611
>mad
>at bill
>>67579611
You are so mad
Not a meme poll, please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
Not a meme poll, please vote
>>67577982
>those one timers from the winger to the center
>>67579751
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10202738
certifiably a meme poll
hey guys just got back from the grocery store let's drink
>>67579916
whatcha drinking lad?
>>67579962
its warm out so I'm thinking gin and tonic
>>67579998
Solid choice 2bh
>>67577988
>not wanting more rest time for Stammer and Stralman
What in blue blazes
>>67580036
I just went wild buying random shit at the store so I gotta find that cozy spot where I'm drunk enough to come up with something to cook but not too drunk where it turns out shit. plus I just got my knives sharpened so I can't get hammered and cut off a finger
Going to Publix, what should I pick up? Not grabbing a sandwich, thinking of the Fried Chicken box, but I want one of their salads. Don't know if I want their Tuna or Potato salads. And which style?
>flyover cucks and caliniggers will unironically get mad
>>67576830
I think Jameis already has to some degree. I know a lot of Noles that went on facebook like "Gee, I GUESS I'll have to start going to Bucs games now"
Bucs are gaining a few shit fans at a time drafting these Noles desu
>>67580112
So you'll be grilling burgers.
![1427808488680[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ckWKHPz.jpg "1427808488680[1].jpg")
>>67577982
My junior high in nutshell. 2vs2 on every break we got. Also did 1vs1 championships, often against teachers.
Back when I didn't think about killing myself all the time. Those were the days.
>>67580149
oh fuck you just reminded me i got half of my jerk turkey sub left
>>67580149
Did not know Publix would send a sub to Joisee
>>67576830
tampa loves the bolts but it's still a bucs city
>>67580156
I thought about getting ground beef but went with chicken and ham instead. got a bunch of peppers and shit will probably do some curry
>>67580237
post pics since we have no game to watch tonight
>>67580218
I'm an Atlanta nigger desu. Literally only come here for sandwich discussion.
I love reddit
>>67580276
I do sometimes post them here anyway when I'm drunk cooking since it's usually not worth it for a /ck/ cook along
>>67580149
>others will get mad about my sandwich
Literally why should we care
>>67580383
pretty sure i saw this pic in a /ck/ thread, or it might have been here, I don't even know anymore
>>67580428
it was here lel
I'm so hungry
>nhl playoffs
>one day without a game
>we immediately resort to offseason comfy /hoc/
nice
I need hockey pls. Can someone stream NHL or something? I will accept air hockey.
watching locked up abroad but it takes place in Washington state
Holy fuck this no hockey night is a shitty thing. Im getting shacky, /hoc/ help i need my playoff fix asap
Wait so there's no game tonight?
>>67580628
Dust off ye olde ps3/360 and play some nhl, dudes.
>>67579466
The blues have always made the cringeiest shit, it's tradition and I stand by it
what car do you DRIIIIVE
>>67580763
fullmatch (nospace) tv.com/nhl
go here and someone pick a game for us to rewatch. pick an elimination game maybe?
>>67580713
that's what i'm doing
i'm playing be a pro, was drafted 2nd overall and played in buffalo for six years, then i signed with tampa at the end of the year because i accidentally clicked the wrong button and it autosaved
i'm centering a line with Palat and Kucherov and we're absolutely destroying this year, but it ain't shit compared to my Buffalo line of Cory Conacher and Chris Stewart (they were both like 94 overall, probably because they got their stats up from passing to me for goals), which is strange because they're both kinda shit IRL
i love the NHL games man, so much fun
>>67580561
You should watch replays of >your team's best games from the regular season, or highlights of >your team from previous postseasons
>>67580763
>>67580826
didn't mean to quote
>>67580803
1998 Lexus LS400
It's fucking awesome 2bh
>>67579751
>http://www.strawpoll.meme/10202738
>>67580682
no blues sharks starts tomorrow
I just realized that the Wild haven't really drafted anybody of note besides for Marian Gaborik who was wasted under Lemaire.
The only draftees on their current team of note are Koivu (who's peak was a one year 60 point season), Jason Zucker, and Jonas Brodin. All other draft picks have busted or were traded away.
Everyone else on the team came from trade or free agency.
Is this normal for many NHL teams or are most teams built from draft picks?
>>67579611
t. reddihawks fan
>>67580955
granlund, leddy, clutterbuck, brent burns. lel they drafted boogaard
>>67581033
Granlund is dogshit.
He just performs well for the Finnish teams.
He's shit with the point totals of a 4th liner except without the grittiness or toughness
>>67580955
really depends on a lot of things(is team rebuilding/contending, can they attract UFAs, etc), but i'd say most teams are built from the draft and at least their major pieces are.
>>67581136
I wasn't really disagreeing with you. I read over all of their draft picks and those were the only ones of note that you didn't mention.
to answer your question no its not normal for teams that win to do that, which is why they're not winning. free agents are more expensive so you tend to lack depth. its the longstanding laffs and rags strategy
>>67579611
this post is true, but the >reddithawks fans are still an embarassment to hockey
I haven't shaved since Tuesday and my face feels so dirty. I don't know how you guys do it
>>67580955
when you look at the key players from every sc winner, their key players are always drafted
>>67581381
reddithockey is just embarassing. all they want to do is hold hands and congratulate each other on existing. bants not allowed, only singing hockey kumbaya
>>67581486
That's precisely what reddit is. A massive circle jerk where real opinions don't exist.
>>67581136
grandlund's style fits the bigger ice much better
I still think he could be better with the right coach, but he's only a 2nd line center at best
>>67581467
You get used to it
also make sure you shampoo it
>>67581593
>shampoo
This so much, if I don't wash it with something like selsun blue the skin under goatee gets dry and it causes nasty amounts of dandruff
>tfw 25 and can't grow a real beard
fuck these genes
>>67581739
>goatee
Why do you even bother bathing?
What are the chances Bishop plays again? I feel like Cooper is just playing it close to the chest in an effort to get in the Penguins' heads.
im so fucking bored
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>67582299
new york rangers are in a pretty shit spot. a core that can't get it done, a LOT of bad contracts (staal, girardi, lundpads, nash), and they traded away a ton of picks and prospects. they might be worse.
averagebear90Penguins • 2d, 4h
Anyone who says the "real" ECF was the Pens vs. Caps is out of their mind. I watched the majority of your games this postseason and you guys scare the hell out of me. I honestly have no idea how some of these match-ups are going to work, but I'm excited to see how it all unfolds on the ice.
I grew up in Florida so you guys are my solid #2 team, if the Bolts win the series I'll be riding a Lightning bandwagon flair the rest of the way (although I hope it doesn't come to that). Here's hoping for a clean series and some good hockey, the Cup needs to come back to the East.
I really like the Preds, they are a fun team to watch. Y'all will be dangerous next season and hopefully we'll meet at the end of the road. Also you have some of the best jerseys in the NHL, Go Sunbelt teams!
>>67567944
he was likely on his way out anyway
>>67582342
Girardi can be moved after next season. Staal can be moved in 2018. Nash contract runs until 2018.
That's about $19 million in cap space for the next two seasons.
>>67582420
>That's about $19 million in cap space after 2018
>playing be a pro
>shorks bloos wcf
Woah
>>67582420
who would take girardi and staal? they are both terrible players and signed for years. either way their prospect pool is rock bottom tier, and they don't have a 1st, 2nd, or 4th round pick this year.
Who can stop us /hoc/?
fucking potato, relegating good old Kazakh boys Dawes and Boyd. How will they face their countrymen now?
So, where id the hockey?
>>67582544
>lightning bolts
Has any team in the NHL had to deal with as many blatant hits to the head going unpunished as the Pittsburgh Penguins since 2008?
(Hint, it's a rhetorical question. The answer is no. It's not even close.)
>>67582603
Half of them are on Letang putting himself in awful position. There is a reason that retard has two dozen concussions.
