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Eurovision HYPE edition
The sun is shining all this weekend
>Vitamin C Edition
Previous thread: >>67534121
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harbhajan singh to take a sikh wicket now screencap this
Russia going to start drifting any hour now sub edition
>vitamin C
why
special betting on keko to try and get losses back from brown man sports
memes aside, do mumbai have a chance in hell?
>>67550696
The suns out mate.
Better go out and top up your Vitamin C outside
>>67550742
nibs
>sun
>vitamin c
Is this joke or what?
>>67550764
Its basic chemistry
Can't get a wicket
Won't get a wicket
>>67550631
already had a kiwi, orange, carrott, blueberry and pear nutribullet lid
Russia price up to 1.7s again now
>>67550736
10%
>punjab's run-rate is less than the required rate
>people still think they'll win
>>67550861
great meme
>>67550866
keep me updated pal
It's vitamin E, you moron.
>Backing Mumbai without their Sachin Tendulkar plot armour
why
batsman looking really edgy. would recommend a mumbai reback
>tfw you get alerted on your phone that the legend wants sums on a bet
thank you our lord and saviour
>>67550890
they won without him last year brah
got 60 units on euans tip. better be good.
>>67550877
I'd cash out and put whatever you have left on 1-1 on tonight's Sheff Wed Brighton game.
Better chance of seeing your stake again tbqh.
444444
this better win Euan lid
rebacking mumbai at 6
does the twitter team performance of mumbai get taken into account?
Punjab collapse imminent!!!
curry after the match?
FUCK YOU WHOEVER TIPPED MUMBAI
what a shite fucking day, genuinely cannot win a fucking bet
pmsl at not taking 34s
Mumbai about to make the greatest comeback in cricket history.
Kapfenberg can cover -1.5
>>67550968
>trusting a slipless anon whose only justification was
>Mumbai good, Punjab bad
Hopefully it's a mistake you only make once.
Were it not for Russia, this would be a pretty epic meltdown.
Just got into matched betting with free bets, feels pretty comfy desu.
euan confirmed for F R A U D
Aus top 3 @1.77 is a lock
>euan park
genuinely a TEZ shout here pal
Euan such a fucking fraud
He can only make money on obscure shitty gibraltar and womens teams
try making real money on asian and come back
>>67551033
>games are 76 minutes long
you shut your whore mouth when it comes to OUR guy
Fuck off Euan you pathetic fraud
Only bet I've placed today is this shitty Euan finnish bet. 100% sure it loses. cba
Lappee up on DA's since Euan tipped hahahahah
You're better off following The Bad Man Tipster on Facebook than /bet/, especially Euan's pixel-punting garbage or Pajeet "sport" """tips""".
EUAN SURREAL
where some see failure i see opportunity. will be back at it hard with my tips for tomorrow.
>>67551138
fuck off retard
According to music producer Christer Bjorkman, a survey showed that Swedes rank their birthday as the most important day of the year, followed by Midsummer, and then Melodifestivalen - the contest to select Sweden's Eurovision entry. Christmas came fourth.
pmsl
mfw whole /bet/ got punjab'd by the mafia
>>67551159
Not surprising. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.
Congrats Euan mate, this might be in the top 5 worst tips you've ever posted. Shite rball bet with no reasoning zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Euan trying to distract everyone with some shit finnish game 20min before teamsheets are released so he can keep imp lines to himself.
So greedy + selfish.
>>67551173
What was that tip he tipped +0.5 from like 1-0 down and they ended up losing about 8-1. Worst tip EVER.
>>67551138
This
>>67551160
Nope, not a penny on it.
>>67551173
Nobody was forcing you to get on you leech
>>67551173
>Shite rball bet with no reasoning
I'm just trying to fit in with the rest of tt ffs
>>67551202
Trip back on you fucking fraud.
>>67551202
>>67551214
>42:06
>43:08
>>67551202
>>67551214
>1 minute 2 seconds apart
PMSL
>>67551202
>implying im on
10 mins research +rball shows this was NEVER a good line pmsl
>Golden duck
Is it happening?
111111111111111111111111111
>>67551100
Shill pls go
>>67551256
Fuck off Euan
Friendly reminder that Euan's natural ROI is ~20% and that his next few tips will be mostly losers as variance brings him back down to normal.
LSK WOMEN OFFICIAL CHASE
OVERS IS THE BET
Mumbai ded
GO AHEAD EAGLES SW
IS THE BET
S
T
H
E
B
E
T
Go Ahead Eagles can attribute their finish to a spate of injuries but have fired back to form at the right moment beating much stronger teams than their opponents. VVV rode the crest of a wave all season but have not been tested recently and are likelier to be fatigued.
punjab absolutely crumbling away
pmsl
WELP, THE MUMBAI TRAIN DERAILED
Wish I'd just bought a Euromillions pmsl
AIR Tipsternor finally back
https://twitter.com/NorwayFotball
T I P S T E R N O R
>available around evens
>1.75
zzzzz
Just to let you all know I can't win a bet to save my life at the moment and I just took the Heerenveen slags + handi so feel free to load up on Twente slags handi
>Goal for Twente as I'm typing
Classic
>>67551357
>+1.75 is already a half loss within 3 mins of betting
Neat
LSK WOMEN WHEN
>>67551357
>Twente
Absolutely haram
>>67551391
66666666666
Chasing on Helsingborgs +0.5
>>67551391
WHEN IS NOW
>>67551357
Should have just lumped on Go Ahead Eagles
That way, if you lose and your loved ones ask why you're skint again, you can say Go Ahead Eagles then play this on your phone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0
You will chuckle as they look at you with a mix of befuddlement, anguish and disdain.
>>67551302
do it online.
dac today, actually haven't won a bet
>>67551302
I got a ticket for free today. It had the numbers filled out already, but I guess random numbers are as good as if I picked them myself.
>>67551389
how much did you get on?
Cannot stop backing twente sluts.
Up insane.
>>67551453
>>67551471
k
>>67551471
This feels like a movie where you win the jackpot but then you are guilt ridden about essentially stealing a huge sum of money from an unknown person so you use your money to track them down and then you find out they are happier as a broke homeless person than you are as a rich guy and the moral is how money can't buy you happiness.
>>67551519
i had a line once, where each number was 1 or 2 off.
;_;
>>67551520
sounds fucking bent as fuck mate
Is Norway's bet on 365?
>>67551414
Hope someone got on
>>67551519
>filename
Chuckled
>>67551519
pmsl 8/10
>>67551520
don't get involved in the film industry ever pls
>>67551583
I didn't say it was a good film or anything
SPECIAL ON IMPS NOW
OVER 5.5 OVER 6.6
ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND
>>67551612
Have you seriously not even checked the team sheets?
Is Norways tip on 365?
>>67551520
Would watch on Ch5 hungover as fuck, drifting in and out of sleep
>>67551629
>Walker starting
He scores average 5 a game.
7777777777777777777777777
88888888888888888888
real sociedad?
>>67551629
Starting:
Chipolina. J
Casciaro.K
Casciaro. L
On bench:
Abayian
What are you seeing here that we aren't mate
>>67551612
>OVER 6.6
>>67551750
not liking the meth addict look desu
>>67551775
>not getting on Antarctic Handis
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gu4bzuC.jpg "large[1].jpg")
FLISA 1111111111111
https://twitter.com/orjanheiberg1
>>67551802
hennings plz
You have 4 minutes to convince me not to place this bet.
>>67551842
what bookie is this
>>67551853
secret bookie
>>67551842
Over what?
Also, do it
>>67551868
5.5
1111111111111111 IMPS
Euan confirmed greedy
22222 after roughly 30 min played
22222222222 UP INSANE
EUAN BTFO
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scenes on pga
33333333333333333333333
LARGE
Sorry, I dont see any post from Euan claiming he is on the +.
Why is he BTFO?
Retards.
>>67552217
zzzz
>>67552217
Because every post he's made has been in effort to dissuade people from getting on Imps even though there was every reason to.
He's a greedy cunt sometimes.
Really hope BT has made his way into the jury room for the voting
>>67550631
FUCK
I just got back from the grocery store and your post reminded me that I forgot to buy a bag of oranges.... Oh well, I got some fresh blueberries and a watermelon on sale so maybe that'll satisfy my fruit needs until I go shopping again.
>>67552406
Nice on dale winton
>>67552406
>Ameriblogs
>>67552217
I'm not on anything mate. Both teams are fixing. I literally told everyone this
>>67552358
Big al wants o2.5 on Boston river match
>>67552444
>>67552456
>britbongs
>still buttmad after 240 years of American Independence
>>67552406
>watermelon
fuck yeah bud, those things are too delicious to pass up currently
>>67552517
pmsl half our schools are older than your country lad please be quiet
>>67552272
yeah what this guy said
he wanted all the profit to himself
even tried to pretend that the lineup was shit when 4 of the top scorers are starting.
>>67552559
Are watermelons popular in Europe? They're an iconic food here in the southern US but I've never known how popular/available they are in other areas of the world.
4444444444444444444444
444444444
EUAN BTFO
4444
Euan must be in tears after his shit pixel punt tip
>>67552595
Cool, what's it like attending a school with no electricity or indoor plumbing?
Flash flood in Glasgow thanks to Euan's TEARS
pmsl Britannia resorted to giving away penalties because Lincoln refuse to score.
tfw panicked and put on over 5.5 fh
>>67552743
>being this upset about others making money
PMSL
>>67552661
not in england, they don't taste of anything.
55555555555555555555
>>67552764
tears
>>67552661
We can get them essentially in every supermarket from May to..idk, September?
Right now the seeds aren't as much of a hassle as later on though, so I love early melons more than summer ones.
>>67552802
Yeah, out of season watermelons suck, just like chemically ripened out of season tomatoes with no flavor. Fresh, ripe watermelons are sweet and delicious though.
>>67552829
That's cool, they sell seedless varieties here but I think the regular melons have a better flavor.
begging euan to buy my accounts
/bet/ IS /melon/
EUAN
U
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PENALTY
>>67552743
Fuck off Euan. Literally not even funny. Just because others are making money from a league that you think you're a 'judge' of. You're boring mate
>>67553002
>>67552983
>>67552736
Enjoyed these posts
GO AHEAD WITH THE GO AHEAD 87TH MIN PENAL
GO AHEAD GO AHEAD EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>67553205
>>67553166
Glad someone else was on...
>>67553249
Was sweating up a storm lid.
Nice tip
>>67553274
FT
No probs
Eagles were fucking dire first half and were lucky not to go behind tbqh but I figured VVV wouldn't be able to go full pelt for the full ninety and that told over the last third of the match.
Imps goal when?
6666666666666666
Euan on suicide watch
777777777777
HAHAHAHAHA
MY FUCKING SIDES
WHEN?!
Unlucky Hennings pmsl
888888888888888
>he isn't bankrolling Sassuolo
i'm just gonna leave this in here
>inter has locked the 4 th place
>sassuolo has to win to secure a EL spot
>inter will give sassuolo the game so they can get into EL instead of AC Milan
>OH NOO v 2.0
/freemoney/ desu, i got 400 from blackjack on it.
>>67553724
post slip
WHEN WHEN WHEN?!
>>67553748
you know i can inspect element it right ?
seriously /freemoney/
get on mugs
UACCC
>>67553749
What you on lid
999999
10th goal when?
tony bloom dafc
>>67553800
Imps lid, got o8.5 @ 8 this morning.
>>67554122
What bookie was that with?
Thanks for the Le Havre tip whoever posted it in the last thread.
-4 (4-0 now) at 1.53 still looks good because Le Havre are going all out and 10 man B-P are in disarray.
It's at least 70% they'll get another in the last 20 mins.
10 10 10 10 10 10
>tipping a game not carried by 365
Why even bother?
DOUBLE FIGURES
O
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B
L
E
F
I
G
U
R
E
S
>>67554183
I know you're trying really hard to push this meme but it realy isn't catching on, I'd give it up personally.
10-0 CS sailed home, ty imps
>>67554136
le secret bookie
10
0
Got my fingers in so many Eurovision bet pies tbqh. Absolute tears tomorrow.
>>67554363
Could really use some direction from bt
Up so much on keko tips. Don't know why ppl says it's lotto surly he wouldn't still be profitable and he dus high odds
missed me?
Whats the eurovision lock?
>>67554501
>Being up so much from a half win
okay.
Good tip though, suspect that most the people who call out Keko and others who try to contribute are actually just Euan seething
>>67554544
russia to win
Loaded up on Australia and layed Russia AGAIN last night. Head truly gone.
If Russia win tomorrow the entire world will flood with /bet/ tears.
>>67554635
>Russia
>winning
>Eurovision
>2016
suuure
Russia drifting
what about Sweden winning? not gonna happen?
>>67554720
They will get top 5 most likely
>>67554501
Yeah I've made a lot from him mate. He does analysis and puts some bets up 10hrs prior. Think it's just euan mugging him off because he hates others winning money
NEED Australia to beat France
Sweden to beat France
Sweden top 5
What are we all spending our winnings on this weekend then lads?
>>67554881
All 3 win desu. Do you think Italy makes top 10?
>>67554893
£50 hair cut tbqh
>>67554893
Hopefully Euan spends his by buying my accounts
What's the NBA tip for the night?
Where is Ameribets when you need him ffs
>>67555000
He better be sorting out that pic of his gf's shoulder desu
>>67554927
Had mine the other day
WHERE'S THE FUCKING TIPS
>>67555028
Jeezo thought you were just memeing before
>>67555028
pmsl
>>67555028
NEED to experience this
>>67555028
Jason sounds nice.
why the fuck are the russians favs for eurovision?
>>67555028
#goals
>>67555058
Hot towels, own brewed beer while you wait, and they're always playing great music too. All the barbers are very into 'beard culture' though
>>67555063
He's a nice lad, a bit quiet but a nice lad
>>67555120
>a bit quiet
>he actually enjoys the barbers awkward small talk
Euan I'm on my hands and knees begging you to buy my accounts
>>67555243
Better small talk than having to remind yourself every five minutes to not have your hands on your lap because it looks like you're having a wank
>>67555120
I saw a bit like that in town and thought it was some joke.
>>67555275
I'll buy them lid
>>67555000
have a large on Raptors ML and u189
>down £1500
JUST
Do people actually buy accounts or is this a meme?
>>67555357
Today's been my most profitable day in the last 5 - I'm only down 600 quid today kek.
Down 3.3k this week ffs
>>67555296
Kek, I'd think the same if someone tried to charge £50 for a trim in Scotland
>>67555314
Raptors... why lid?
>>67555296
Oh how have your exams been lid
>>67554893
Tied my bankroll up on
Buyern
Barca
Man City win/draw
I have friends visiting and I don't want /bet/ to be a distraction. I hear I can be an oblivious prick when I'm in action.
>>67555298
You haven't got the cheddar
>>67555527
>Man City win/draw
Would love that, but if City are leading HT they won't surrender it. Aguero will probably get another meme hat trick.
>>67555485
Failed my first one, 2nd one on Monday. Going to be a quivering mess during it if Russia win
>>67555605
Sorry, meant win OR draw...
I wouldn't put my bankroll on any win/draw.
>>67555648
AQA R.E?
Is everyone in /bet/ in year 11? How are even managing to register with bookies?
>>67555670
Why else would we buy accounts off people?
>>67555670
zzzzzz fuck off
>>67555470
Miami is trash now that Whiteside and Deng are out, nobody can score but wade and he is old and tired from carrying this team. Also derozan and Lowry look like they have found their regular season form. there are a lot of injuries on not teams so i think it will be a low scoring defensive battle
>>67555670
>how are even
pmsl think its you who needs to go back to school mate
I'm so pissed right now, on my tipster tube somebody tipped a 10/10 Asian handicap but I'm in America so I can't make the bet
>>67555357
T4tw bought mine, he finally emailed me and everything went through pretty easily + I think I can trust him with my ID
>>67555648
Big money in plumbing lid
>>67555763
I already work at one lid
>>67555794
It's a bit late for that now.
>>67555805
I hope you arent the nonce anon
>>67555782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RbgDflZ-0
>>67555648
Unlucky lid, there's always resits though.
If Russia win I'm gonna have to take up Juveguy as a protégé to fund my lifestyle
>>67555820
No, I,I have my DBS check and everything...
hey, i when do the eurovision results come out
>>67555916
You'll have killed yourself by this time tomorrow lid.
>>67555916
Next year
>>67555950
nah, seriously, what time? i bet on a load of top 10's a week ago because of tt but i've not followed any of it
>>67555976
Yesterday
>>67556000
m8.....
>>67555976
It's on Sunday night mate.
