Adelaide vs Geelong at AO at 7:20pm ACST (7:50pm AEST)
Teams:
Adelaide
IN: Wayne Milera
OUT: David Mackay
Geelong
IN: Jed Bews, Cory Gregson
OUT: Lincoln McCarthy, Nakia Cockatoo
Crows, lads
>no more afldude
>hey mate, if you're after a beer, just go and knock that faggy looking cunt on his arse and he'll buy you one. No fucking joke, he's that pathetic.
lads
whats everyone drinkin tonight?
got a bottle of jim beam that i'm nearly half way through.
What's for dinner before/during the game lads?
>how do you want your supercoach injuries this year senpai?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>67545416
fucking hell lad, not even 10 posts deep and your already asking whats for dinner.
you must be a fucking lard arse
who /dabloos/ here?
>>67545428
Its dinner time cunt, what else do you expect?
>>67545442
not in the great west.
>>67545390
Drinking tomorrow night with the lads, so I don't wanna be hangers for that.
>>67545416
Got fish tonight, as I do every Friday.
>not even Catholic
>>67545408
>pol
>>67545432
Unironically put a cheeky $50 on dabloos this weekend
>>67545408
/pol/ is always shilling some shit tier "libertarian" party that you know will never win any seats
>>67545468
Good man, we actually do quite decent against port.
Designated pandering thread is up, lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/4j21ns/americans_impressions_after_first_game_sydney_vs/
>>67545494
>I definitely heard a lot of “INTENTIONAL!”
Do people in Sydney actually say this at the footy?
Jad Bews AND Cory Gregson in for the cats? LMFAO Adelaide are fucked! might as well forfeit
>>67545390
its 6pm for fucks sakes, did you even have dinner yet you derelict
>>67545543
the majority don't know the rules
>>67545364
nomming you lad
i think you have what it takes
>>67545586
>23 posts in already a nom
christ almighty
>>67545586
We've all concluded that the autism team meme is finished.
>>67545594
>tfw I made the team
>>67545543
>>67545573
I went to the SCG for a game a few years ago and during breaks in play they put rules up on the big screen, like holding the ball, in the back, etc. because apparently most people in the crowd had no clue
>>67545390
Probably some chamomile tea after I have a big bowl of porridge and honey for dinner
lads
who wins tonight?
>4th, 5th and 6th on goal kicking tally are all former bloos players
Top lel
>I bet
>I drink alcohol
>I smoke
>>67545673
imagine carlton with a forward line of kennedy, waite, betts and garlett lmao
>>67545677
I honestly despise betting the most out of all 3.
It rips the heart out of sports. I fucking hate it and the degenerate scum that are addicted to it.
>>67545667
how's your poos mate? more regular lately?
>>67545718
My poos are always on time. My body is a Swiss watch.
woo Footy in HD
It's like I'm in 2006 again
>>67545671
SOMEONE ANSWER ME
AWOOOGAA
>>67545247
Go Crows. Fuck Triple M.
>>67545586
nommed XDXDXD
>>67545777
Crows
>>67545777
who cares? both irrelevant flat track bullies.
>>67545705
Staying at Carlton probably would have destroyed their careers anyway.
>>67545821
I don't understand this saying, aren't all football grounds flat?
Crows are free money @ 1.96 for gambling degenerates, Danger will choke against his old club
>>67545390
30 Can Box of West End Tinnies bloke.
>>67545958
>West End
Good lad
>>67545677
Me. On the left.
Adelaide's team song is worse than advance Australia fair.
>>67545991
ADMIRATION OF THE NATION
OUR DETERMINATION SHOWS
Glad to see Hamish is at the ground. Too bad he's not commentating.
>>67546007
H O O
O
O
>>67545991
here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go here we go Camry Crows.
stream where?
tipping adelaide in a "close" one
Please be a hueg blowout, fucking birthday party shit to go to at halftime.
>there are people that still struggle to find streams
>>67545991
That's saying something. AAF is a joke of an anthem.
this fox footy intro music is infuriating
>>67546033
It's on free-to-air you fuck
>this will never be Australia's national anthem
>You will never hear this sung by 80,000 patriotic citizens at a sporting event
Let it end
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJKQvHhSs8g
>>67546039
>he has friends
I pity you, I'll be watching this ripper of a game while you'll be wasting your time drinking with friends
>>67545925
>aren't all football grounds flat?
get a load of this pleb who's never played country footy
>>67546033
Channel 7 Live and Free
all those knee recos ruined menzel's kicking
>cats in charge of kicking accurately
>>67546067
Don't rub it in, my only hope trying my luck on some drunk, cackling sloots.
>you know remember when motlop showed up in the NAB cup looking 10kg overweight
>tfw an australian was australian near me
haha shrimps on the barbie MATE!
haha gdayMATE!
haha going to down to the servo MATE!
hate you fuck,ers
>>67546096
u saying wat u son of basterd bich
Guthrie >> GAJ
>>67546096
Never go full retard anon.
>>67546113
>tfw gaj is dying
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>>67545594
>we
what position do you have on the team.
>>67545416
Tacos.
Where's the kraut
>1.5(11)
Really?
>>67546113
n-no
true GAJ will return to us
Why can't more players just kick the ball for goal without a stupid routine? Surely taking 30 seconds to kick a ball would just put more pressure on you.
>>67546113
Neale>>>>>> Guthrie
>>67546141
I'm the Navy Nina equivalent, except I dress way sluttier.
>>67546158
Same reason you don't just smash the white ball in pool. You line the angle and shot up.
>>67546171
quality
>>67546096
Haahahahaha
I serve indians all the time. That is spot on lel. They all say mate heaps.
>>67546158
>what is taking the time to catch your breath and go through your preferred routine.
>>67546179
When you watch old footage they don't bother with that shit and they don't look any less accurate. Seems like they're just over thinking a simple action.
who /5aa/ here?
>>67546158
>what is lactic acid
>>67546213
Only when they lose their shit.
>>67545941
All over this
No one actually think the crows are that good right? Hanging on to the 8 by the skin of their teeth
>>67546204
goal kicking accuracy has improved over time and players prior to 15 years ago didn't run nearly as much as today - watch plugger, guy never went further than 60m from goal
Walker is WAAAY overrated desu, I say this as a Crows fan. He shouldn't be captain either.
anyone got the story on phil walsh and what happened?
did his son come home high and just stab him or did they have an argument and then stab him, etc
>>67546250
he's clearly playing through an injury you dumbfuck
>>67546242
>muh elite forward line
pretty much their only strength
>>67546249
>goal kicking accuracy has improved over time
Gonna need a source on that.
>>67546262
That's beside the point and doesn't refute what I said.
>>67546259
Faggot weeb son Cy had an Oedipus complex and couldn't handle the fact that his father bonded better with the daughter (his sister). Came home high on meth (I think) and knifed Phil while he was asleep.
>>67546250
Got to agree with you mate.
>>67546242
That's only because of their hard early season draw though.
>>67546269
http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/stats-insider-busting-the-myth-that-current-afl-players-are-worse-kicks-at-goal-than-they-used-to-be/news-story/5a6bebc9f974998d850e4a7a2c0f6c9c
Danger SHOOK
>>67546259
I think he got stabbed by his son.
>Bruce: There may be questions over his immediate future long term
Fuck he's a dumb cunt. Hamo wouldn't make that mistake.
>>67546297
>accuracy going down in past few years
thanks levi
>>67546242
Which official AFL umpire are you?
>>67546297
i wonder how much da iggs and cloke contribute to this stat
>wide open goal
Or
>Mendel
Sure, he kicked the goal, but wtf was that?
>>67546066
Cant believe I haven't heard that before. Thats a hundred times better than advance Australia Fair.
Not sure how modern Aussies would feel about the "God Bless" part and the "Land of the Free" line sounds pretty Ameritardish but other than that 9/10. Would sing at a sporting event.
How are Geelong not up by 30+
>>67546287
>"white men"
>>67546371
>3.8
Can't kick for shit
Waltzing Matilda should be our anthem desu
finally getting channel 7 HD on the foxtel
>Memeger Zone
>>67546401
I agree with using the tune, but not sure about the lyrics. I'd like to think Australia represents more than stealing a sheep and killing yourself.
>>67546414
>paying for foxtel
Rev up 5AA lads!!!
Grows going to get blown away
What went wrong?
>>67546369
I know right, it actually gets me semi-emotional unlike our embarrassment of an anthem. PC cunts would also object "was built by our fathers who pioneered how heritage"
>>67546440
mum would never give it up, I just get it in my bedroom for little bit extra
>>67546455
/rug/ on elite and muscular watch
>>67546462
>mum
Alright I'll let you off the hook this time.
>>67546455
how long has the /rug/ thread been up for? 4 days?
>>67546455
Will AFL and NRL ever recover?
Its becoming pretty clear that Danger was only ever giving 70% at Adelaide and his heart has always been in Geelong
>solidus sighting
Any of you lads going to see the Oils next year?
>>67546455
>caring about a dying sport like NRL
>>67546066
Lel this will never fly today. Wouldn't even be written. Way to white nationalistc
But kick out all the non whites and it would work
>>67546498
Fuck no
>>67546501
Y-you don't need to remind me
3.1 - 3.13
>3.10 (28)
>3.11
fucking shitters
DANGER FORGOT WHAT TEAM HE WAS ON
>>67546533
Lol they're gona lose cos can't thru middle
>>67546457
Yeah you're right about that. I also felt something from that song too.
The last sporting I went to was the A League Grand Final, and when Advance Australia Fair started playing I didn't sing a single word of it.
I literally have no feeling or emotion when it's played. I feel like it doesn't represent me or the country I live in and love.
>>67546498
Fuck that. Hypocritical cunt.
>muh abos
>muh evil white people
>muh don't care about us politicians
>3.12
KEK
>>67546558
t. Stormfront
>>67546574
What are you on about cunt
>>67546574
good post
>another week
>another bunch of umpball against the crows
and they say there's no cucktorian umpire bias...
>>67546574
>A-league final
I don't think Stavros and Giuseppe are allowed in Stormfront.
>>67546558
I feel that Waltzing Matilda is more my forte.
>>67546612
The anthem I linked as the tune of Waltzing Matilda with patriotic lyrics.
I think we should have an instrumental national anthem. It should be that bugle horn tune they play every ANZAC Day. Its simplicity is harrowing, inspiring, and fills you with national pride.
>>67546574
Lel. Idiot. I mostly like it cause it has the tune of Waltzing Matilda. If you tweaked the lyrics it would be totally acceptable and a lot better than Advance Australia Fair.
That top 8 spot of yours is looking pretty shakey Adelaide desu
I think Big Balls by AC/DC should be our national anthem.
Working class man by Jimmy Barnes should be our nasho anfem
Just drop Bews already
>Sydney is the biggest city in Australia
>Consistently gets the shittest crowds in all sports (cricket, rugby AFL etc)
Explain this
Daily reminder Charlie Cameron is the reason Phil Walsh is dead
>>67546667
This desu, and Khe Sahn should replace the Last Post at all war commemorations >>67546667
>>67546692
fucking beautiful mate
>>67546644
They'll win easily
>>67546687
>Anonymous is the most used name on 4chan
>Consistently namefags for attention
Explain this
>>67546718
I was wondering when you'd pop up
>>67546066
>australia
>2016
>land of the free
kek, maybe 10 years ago
>>67546731
Filthy Saintroach die
>>67546687
It takes them 4 hours to get to work, then 4 hours home then straight to bed
>>67546488
More like 4 hours.
>>67546736
T. Proven sperg
>they thought seedsman would be a good recruit
t. collingwood fan
>>67546736
And also a hawkroach
>>67546783
You are literally seething right now, saintroach. End "your" """pathetic""" """"""""""""""""life""""""""""""""""
>5.13
>>67546781
he'd probably be in collingwood's best half dozen players this season lmao
>>67546797
>forcing a meme
>thinking saintroach works half as well as hawkroach
Stay furious
>>67546834
Kill yourself saintroach.
EVERYBODY CALL ST KUCKTUCKY FRIEND COCKSUCKER A SAINTROACH UPON SEEING HIM POST. "HAWKROACH" WILL LOSE ALL MEANING
>>67546834
>>67546891
You're both roaches. Now shut the fuck up the both of you.
>>67546891
yeah nah kys hawkroach
>>67546904
name on saintroach
>>67546891
Literally furious hawkroach
Lol. This fucking dero kid.
who /dogpoos/ here?
>"how old were you when you bought a quad bike"
>....................................................................................five
>>67546927
was a pretty good one
>>67546918
>implying its only saintfag that hates hawkroaches
kys
>>67546950
nommed XDXDXD
>>67546918
>Can't fathom that that everyone hates him and his team
>Begs me to keep on name when replying to other posters, despite attacking me for doing by so in previous posts
I know the term gets thrown around a lot, but judging by your posts I think you are genuinely autistic.
>>67546950
seconded, it's like people spend their whole week thinking up a gimmick for /afl/
Bews delisted when???
>>67546918
>>67546904
>>67546891
>>67546834
>>67546971
Stop talking to yourself
>11 more scoring shots
>scores level
>geelong
Test
Go Crows!
>>67546988
ODI
motlop is that fucking good
imagine if he'd actually put in over pre-season
>>67546988
Still dead.
>>67546977
I wish
Cawwwwwwww
>>67546971
>>67547007
kys saintroach
>>67547007
I don't care if you post with a name but stop stoking the fires of autism. Shut the fuck up.
Haven't showered since Tuesday, so I have one now?
How is it even possible to be this inaccurate?
>>67547022
>implying it's not hilarious seeing this guy sperg out at the very sight of my name
>every week without fail
But you've got a point, I'll stop giving him undeserved (You)s
>crows can't kick to teammate
>cats can't kick at goal
This goals:behind scoreline is nightmare fuel.
>>67547019
Why don't the Adelaide fans all CAW in the stands?
>>67547021
You're trying way too hard to join the team, there's no way you'll get selected as your gimmick is way too obvious
>>67547053
>you'll never caw with your crowbros
feels bad
seedsmeme = ultimate meme player
>>67547053
And why don't Geelong fans purr instead of cheering and hiss instead of booing?
>>67547061
I caww at home and touch myself
>Geelong in charge of directing the pronate spheroid through the central sticks by means of propulsion with the lower limb
>when we get Jenkins back next year
>crows fans complain about umps ALL WEEK
>18 - 7 frees
>>67547103
What fish do you target bruh?
>>67547079
Trip on tgck
>I complain about the umpires when my team is losing
Dangermeme WILL choke a shot on goal that would have won Geelong the game
Cap this
I'm an old codger, can someone explain to me what a "meme" is?
>Geelong's goalkicking
A-atleast no one has pulled a Mooney yet.
>>67547125
t. hawks supporter
>>67547171
http://lmgfy.com/?q=?meme
>trx
>my team is losing
>the first stat I look at is the free kick count
>not inside 50's, centre, stoppage clearances, effective disposal
>>67547189
Well I fucked that up. Shamefur dispray me.
>>67547183
t. Crows supporter
>>67547213
Pls leave roach
>Essendon let Jenkins go
>Carlton let Jacobs go
Why
>>67547227
>its a "carlton let a future star player go" episode
Top lel
>>67547197
this, we were refballed last week but we were pretty poor for most of the game in general against the dogs, this week we have the free kicks in our favor but we're only lucky to be close because of geelong's inaccuracy
>>67547238
We've been way too average these past couple weeks. But at least we're not Port.
>>67547238
>we x 4
Which position do you play mate?
>>67547249
>Not knowing that Nathan Van Berlo is a confirmed /sp/artan
>adelaide still losing despite scoring two more goals than geelong
Are Geelong, dare I say it, too elite?
>>67547227
The Jenkins deal seemed good at the time. An rookie who hadn't played a game for a second round pick.
We used that pick on Jackson Merrett who can't even get a game with 12 of our players suspended.
>>67547249
What other term should he use?
>>67547249
>not knowing that Ricky Henderson showed his wang to /sp/ in 2013
Fc
>>67547263
did you see bomber on 360 this week? apparently no one at the club gave jenkins the time of day and shannon grant (ressies coach at the time) hated him so much that at times he preferred to play with 17 than have jenkins on the ground topkek
>>67547247
>If you lose this and Port beat Carlton.....
>>67547289
>and Port beat Carlton
Good thing that's not happening
>>67547283
Interesting. I remember the club gave him his own blog on the website. I read it a few times and he seemed to be pretty popular with the rest of the playing group.
I always found it strange that Adelaide went for him so hard. Now it makes even less sense seeing as it sounds like he was going to be delisted.
>>67547262
We'll see how elite they are when they lose this game
>>67547289
I hate SA media talking Port up all the time. They'be lost to every top 8 side they've faced and only beaten bottom 8 sides, yet apparently they're still finals favourites.
Why didn't the ump call that kickout? The ball has to leave your hands onto your boot you can't just tap touch it.
>9.18
Going to be great if Geelong blame this loss on the umps
>>67547293
Port are finding their feet mate. Not saying it's guaranteed but it's definitely a 50-50 match.
lol what was that?
Farken sawft.
>demonstrative
fuck off
Ump was shitting himself
>"free kick for... dem-monstrat-t-tive ab-abuse!"
>it's a demonstrative free kick episode
>>67547359
PAAAAARKER
>>67547380
>it's the collingwood seedsman
>they fell for the seedsman is good meme
HAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU MISS THAT
>SEED
>Henderson bush
