I'm sacred. If he's going to LA Galaxy I'm going to kill myself. Hold me, /sp/
I seriously hate this cunt, most overrated player of the current crop
the L.A. Galaxy is kind of a stupid name if you think about
Don't worry, we won't watch him here no matter how much the MLS tries to force your kids sport on us.
>>67545210
this. fucking meme league king
>>67545212
It's actually kinda clever.
>Hollywood is filled with stars
>Galaxy=Stars
>>67545223
Hmmm
Not bad I guess. Shoulda just gone with L.A. Smog I think, more representative of the city
>>67545184
Fuck off Sweden, he's literally cucked your entire country. Why is it you all support him and not a fucking team you freaks? He's a Bosnian immigrant anyway
>I came like a king, left like a legend
>>67545235
LA Traffic
Madrid Unemployment
London Mosques
Bucharest Human Traffickers
Glasgow Alcoholics
Brighton Benders
Brussels Bombmakers
Pyongyang Utopians
Barnsley Incestuals
Detroit Niggers
Good idea, teams should be more honest.
>>67545235
nah cuz then they shitty places in the northeast with real smog would call us posers
>>67545184
>legend
>0 Champions Leagues
Please tell me that it is fake
Can >we finally win the champions league?
>china wants zlatan so bad they bought milan to get him
>muh LA
Never understood europeans obsession with LA. It's a shithole. Sure if you're mega wealthy it is alright, but LA in general still sucks.
Just go to San Jose, there's fuck all there but still better than LA. Just join the Quakes and live in SF
>>67545415
>Scum Jose
No. Just bc yr girlfriend is from there doesn't make it a good place.
>>67545455
Never said it was good. But it's better than LA. hate the place
Is this because they are moving to a new stadium next year or is he going to a new club?
>>67545465
Thats true at least.
>>67545473
New club
>>67545309
>Detroit Niggers
He should go to Russia
He should have said
> I came here without the CL, i leave without any CL, but i've score goals against Guimgamp, Troyes, Rennes and Caen
Good he's leaving, he's a cuck only scoring in our meme league against trash teams, but not a legend.
:(
>>67545509
Will tsuuuman replace him? It's like his paradise, he could statpad against all those teams
>>67545638
PSG are wanking on Tsuuuuman for years now but Real doesnt want to sell him. Yes it would be perfect for him, statpadding team in meme league.
>>67545664
Statpadding in ligue 1 will not make win the ballon d'or though
>>67545691
and also doesnt bring you in CL final, thats why PSG will never achieve to buy GOAT players for now
>>67545699
>zlatan leaves inter
>inter wins CL
>zlatan leaves barça
>barça wins CL
>zlatan leaves PSG
>???
our year la
>>67545723
with Cavani ? dont think so but we'll see
>>67545699
bring Griezmann and Mourinho and the CL is ours.
>>67545735
Cavani with Pastore and Di Maria behind him. Tons of clear cut chances.
>>67545235
LA homeless
LA riots
LA criminal element
LA liberals
>>67545455
San Jose is great. I don't know what this meme is about. It's kind of boring and spread out compared to most big cities but it's the safest big city in the country and wealthy. You're also close to places like San Francisco to the north and to the south Santa Cruz and the Monterey coast. It's great
>>67545309
They did that in the "Baseketball" movie
>>67545760
San Jose to San Jose transfer when
>>67545754
LA Latinos
LA Leftists
>>67545739
I honestly dont think Griezmann wil leave Atletico, he plays in spain since the beginning, loves la liga and plays the CL every year further than PSG.
Mourinho is almost confirmed in BPL
>>67545749
i heard some clubs want to buy pastore as well
>>67545789
PSG can't attract top players, they won't sell Pastore unless they can get Kroos, James or Modric
>>67545789
Arsenal to nab Pastore.
>>67545800
What about these?
Kevin Kampl
Alexander Meier
Julien Draxler
Koke
Coquelin
Samir Nasri
>>67545843
>top player
>Nasri
>>67545843
No point in selling Pastore to buy those.
>Nasri
Fuck him
>>67545872
Meier is much better than Pastore
>>67545184
>legend
If by legend he means legendary meme, then yes.
>>67545235
LA Mexicans
>>67545184
>came here like a kind
Just like a lot of other good players this year
What would have happened if he played with the same players than Pauleta ?
>>67546980
He would be exposed.
Pauleta was a god.
>>67547037
Nice.
>>67545309
>Brighton Benders
>Detroit Niggers
10/10
>>67545309
>Detroit Niggers
Detroit is filled with hipsters now
>>67545184
What a cunt thing to say.
>>67548541
That's because Ibra is a cunt. He gets away with it though because muh ibra muh scores goals in nothing games so that means he's good.
>>67545212
Hell, if they named it in 2016, it would be Galactic L.A. FC or something.
>>67545212
>>67545223
>>67548582
Almost as bad as:
"Real Salt Lake"
"Sporting Kansas City"
"The Houston Dynamo"
"The Chicago Fire"
I am NOT making any of these up, I assure you.
>>67545184
You're sacred?
>>67548613
Would it be better if Real Salt Lake was named Royal Salt Lake? it would be a better translation and it sounds cooler but there is no Monarchy in the US so I'm not sure
How about Mexican teams? half of our teams are named after animals (Pumas, Jaguares, tigres, etc). It's original but I find it disgusting
where is he going tho?
very humble as always
/mls/ here. I demand that you cease your bullying this instant.
>>67548667
Euroboo faggot
>plays for the richest club in a mickey mouse league
>won 0 euro cups with them
>legend
>>67548967
>Euroboo
Learn to read lardass, I posted about Mexican and American football
>>67545309
New York Jets
WAIT...
>>67545309
>>67545235
>>67545754
>>67548613
Florida Trayvonmartiners
Ferguson Handsupers
New Orleans Hurricaners
New York 911ers
>>67545309
>Beijing Smog
>Melbourne SJWs
>Damascus Terrorists
>Athens Poorhouses
>Ontario Wildfires
>Columbine Sharpshooters
>>67545309
>Rotherham Rapegangs
London Sultans
Paris Carlighters
Baltimore Riots
>>67545219
Perfect for MLS
>>67545638
it seems they're trying to get Greaseman
>>67548667
>there is no Monarchy in the US so I'm not sure
They still have 2 Kings and 1 Monarchs franchises
>>67548667
>there is no Monarchy in the US
Yest there is, the Kardashian dinasty.
>>67549969
>>67550000
>They don't know about Emperor Norton
>>67545184
>le stat padding in stacked teams/shitty leagues man
>le get cucked out of a CL title man
lol left a legend? All I will remember him for is being le offside man that statpads in a meme league and was a non-factor in important CL games. Even fucking De Bruyne outperformed him
>>67545184
He's going to China.
