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WCF: Blues vs Sharks
ECF: Bolts vs Pens
>perds
>finnish goalers
>rags
who /memorialcup/ here?
>smelly Hindu bandwagoners
nth for getting facefucked because daddy didn't give you enough goldman sachs money
>>67543234
>>67543236
>posting on 4chan while your country is set ablaze
who /IIHF/ here?
usa vs france
>>67543246
>posting on 4chan while dodging bullets
Tfw the predators will never make it past the second round
>2 (two) games
>10 (ten) goals allowed from finnish goaltenders
Is such a thing even possible?
5th for based captain america
pens in 4
>>67543344
this. also checked.
>2 of the hottest western conference teams down the stretch make the wcf
>2 of the hottest easter conference teams down the stretch make the ecf
Did the playoffs get it right? Are these the 4 best teams?
FINNISH GOALTENDING: 10 GOALS ALLOWED
AN EMPTY FUCKING NET: 1
who else is getting drunk tonight
>>67543389
>>67543393
I am but I do that every night.
>>67543234
>mfw marnie ends up being a better winger than either pooljew or lame
>>67543223
>tampa is memeing up my bracket
I am terribly mad at sandwiches right now
>>67543419
How mad will you be when they peat the Pongs?
>>67543408
Why is he mad at the post? It made more saves than he did.
>>67543427
I might stop eating sandwiches all together tbqh
So....shorks/blues who wins?
Who will outchoke the other one?
>>67543412
> Canacuck drinking the Cherry kool-aid again
Shocked.
>YFW Reimer versus Kessel could actually fucking happen in the Stanley Cup Finals this year
>finnish goaltending
curse was too strong
>>67543444
nice trips and sharks in 7
>>67543441
That is savage.
>>67543432
rinnehurtstheoneshelovesthemost.gif
hmmm...
>>67543458
Even as a Tampa fan we both know they are a better team now and anything can happen.
>>67543432
kek
>>67543458
when the bolts get swept at least you'll have your regular season wins. then you can go back to being hopefully optimistic about the bucs too. :^)
>BinnishGT
>>67543450
More like too many choking swedes. San Jose only has one swede and one finn. Enough for memes, not enough to make your team shit
>>67543446
>trading your best player
>trading your best player when he's fucking bill
he could win the mvp at the rate he's going.
>>67543458
Pittsburgh's got a hot new meme in net, they've got this.
>>67543507
>Bill wins mvp
>Wins cup
>Day with the cup is spent eating cookies and hot dogs out of it
It'd be great
>>67543521
not to mention Bill's meme magic.
>every outrageous fanbase on /hoc/ is being eliminated one by one
>implying sandwiches arent next to fall
>>67543313
Blues scored 6 dummy
>>67543526
>>67543507
Bill wins the Conn Smythe in quintuple OT by beating Reimer 5-hole and then immediately eats 3 hot dogs while waiting for Bettman to shut his fat face.
Best Cup clincher ever
>>67543506
Donskoi is essentially russian
>>67543555
> Barkov and Komarov are "Finns"
Don't think it's just Donskoi m8. Though with Goldobin with the Cuda, we technically have our 1 Russian too.
>>67543548
1 empty netter
>>67543506
WITH
A
FINN
YOU
CAN'T
WIN
>>67543548
>what is an emptynet goal
Drink bleach retard
>>67543575
>>67543580
baited these exact responses
>>67543580
>>67543575
>Finland can't even stop empty netters
Embarrassing desu
>>67543506
Face it, anon. With finns you simply don't win. Especially >finniah goaltenders.
>$17.5 million spent on >finnish goaltending
>10 goals in game 7s
>only 1 goal allowed by an empty fucking net
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>67543597
Calm down guys.
>>67543631
>Literally was trying to get this exact pic to be posted
meme'd on ya bud, sorry, try to keep up
>>67543641
accept the fact that
>finnish goaltending
is here to stay
How's everyone's brackets looking ?
i like publix fried chicken more than publix subs
anyone else?
>>67543670
about to move to top 10 in the /sp/ league
>>67543686
Why don't you just get the chicken tender sub?
With fins
No wins
>>67543698
i had it a few times and didnt like it that much
i dont like warm sandwiches though
>>67543702
>donskoi
>lehtera
>filppula
>määttä
????????
g'nite /HoC/
>Stupid smelly hicks in charge of winning without major refpuck
>>67543615
What does a net cost, like $100? $200?
>>67543468
fuck off you false flagging bitch
the Penguins are not better than the Lightning if anything they are even
>>67543747
>angry analslime boipucci still butthurt
>>67543380
Yes 2bh
>>67543758
he said "a" better team as in a better team than what they were, not "the" better team, you fucking spic dunce.
The yellow belly Inbreds are shit without major refpuck coming to their aid HAHAHAHAHAA
>>67543734
>donskoi
>finn
>flippula
Carried by Swedes
>Lehterä
Carried by Swedes
>Gläässmän
Carried by Swedes
>>67543765
>bootyblasted prods fan still toothless
>>67543380
Probably. Ducks were up there among the hottest 2nd half teams but apparently they for get how to score for weeks at a time. Still would have liked to see memecats over lelanders and blots
>>67543836
>me
>a child predditor
Toppu keku you stinky smelly beaner
now get some rest, I want my lawn done before 9
Can the Sharks possibly get rid of the Shork curse ?
Scott trade will collapse killing both teams.
The amount of people that just went >finnish goaltending proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>67543874
No. Blues are a lock for the final in 5.
>>67543903
What happened Finland? Have you sunk down to copy pasta levels of memes?
>trashville
>assville
>molestors
>child predators
>no fans
>shitty franchise that hasn't achieved ANYTHING and will probably never will
>shitty captain who's only positive thing is the slapper
>finnish goaltending
i could imagine that the couple fans that this team has are rednecks that smell like death
>>67543923
Nah most Nashville fans are transplants to the area. The hill people of hick states are the real natives and they can hardly speak English. And this is coming from an illinoisian.
how do you pronounce ä and ö
>>67543919
It's not even 9am yet. Gotta start the morning shitposting with something less dank.
>>67543951
hä is pronounced like "hay" and hör would be pronounced like "her"
>>67543951
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O5NDmcO8Vw
>>67543813
Cuck off.
>>67543458
>no Malkin in any of those matchups
Protip: he's a lights up the Boltz. Always has.
> Shitsburgh
>finnish goaltending
>>67543982
>finland
Who do you think is gonna hand Bill the Cup? My guess is his bff Hags.
>QU4CK
>FINNI5H GOALTENDING
6LLIOT up next, book it
>>67544038
Do you think they starve him before letting him on the ice so he becomes extra vicious?
Fucking Bettman scheduling every game to start at 3am. Too late to stay up and too early to get up.
>>67544117
Funny frog
>>67544117
Just DVR the games and watch them when you wake up.
>>67544046
I wouldn't say vicious. Bill is a gentle soul who avoids big hits and confrontations. Hunger definitely fuels his inhuman speed and desire to score, though.
How do we fix Finnish goaltending?
>>67544117
>3am
>too late to stay up
Do you even NEET?
>>67544133
I can't do this shit with sports. I did it one time with a big olympic game when I was working and it was like that seinfeld episode with the mets where I had to tell everyone to keep their fat mouths shut.
even when I go to a game and record another at home I'll find out if the one I recorded is over yet and if its not I'll just watch the last few minutes that are left. if it is over I just fast forward to the goals.
>>67544154
Dubs and pens in 4
>>67543751
Get two of them, put one in front of the other, still better than Finns.
Anyone watching the IIHF see Honky at the arena?
>>67544046
He has autism rage
Meme at me
>>67544325
How can you meme at that which already is a meme?
so what are you guys doing? anybody wanna watch a movie?
>>67544355
just got home from work and was gonna play uncharted 4. what movie were you thinking?
>>67544325
>>67544355
I might do this
>>67544355
I'm pooping
i just found a cockroach in my beer
what should i do?
>>67543758
Holy shit, you are one retarded motherfucker.
>last game vs pens back in Feb
>when they were still absolute shit tier
>ignoring their late season dominance
Not even a pens fan but literally mad at how stupid you sandwiches get every fucking post season. Hope bishop and hedman crash again and fuck it all up.
>>67544380
>>67544401
I have options these are my movies and tv shows. was thinking I'd go with the new zoolander
>>67543988
Yeah, he has ridiculous numbers against who, fucking Lindback and Roloson?
>>67544325
>>67544413
>a fin shitting himself
why am i not suprised
you guys didnt warn me how hard it was transitioning from roller skating to ice skating
Couldnt stay up for the game last night. Did preds defence shit themselves in front of rinne or did he just meme?
>>67544422
>mad at sandwich
>finnish goaltending
Best meme ever
>>67544481
Wowee lad, what else you got ?
>>67544476
mostly the preds defense shitting themselves desu. brutal on many levels.
>>67544422
Pens weren't shit tier in Feb. In fact they haven't lost two games in a row since mid January. But they've only gotten better since then and a pretty much fully healthy, while Tampa has some key injuries. Unless Bishop has the series of his life I don't see them hanging with the Pens very long.
PEKKA DESERVES THE CUP
>all this finnophobia ITT
You should stop!
>>67544520
finnish goaltending can never take a team to the cup. niemi had to be dragged there and reportedly tried to hang himself in the finals.
>>67544494
I love you binland. You guys are total bros. Down with memes, spurdo posts, accepting >finnish goaltending.
You guys are the best.
>>67544520
>>67544529
with fins no wins
>>67544499
>>67544529
Reminder they all said we'd go down in the first and you all thought we were done in the 2nd when it went to 7.
>>67544537
Thanks bro, we meme to make /hoc/ a less serious, kekeful place to counter the swedish finnoposting and to be the meme you need but dont deserve
anyone else expecting mass suicides in the choker vs choker WCF?
>>67543458
All of those were before Sullivan was hired.
Tampa is getting BTFO this series and you know it.
>>67544566
You might even say that these goaltenders are Finnished
>>67543408
Anyone got a gif without the stills of preds fans?
I've climbed Halti before
ask me anything
>>67544566
not sure if it is your doing or not, but the swedes are absolute non-factors in /hoc/
who /friday the 13th marathon/ on spikeTV here?
>>67544590
NINE MOTHERFUCKING TEAMS AND NONE IN THE PLAYOFFS.
>You see yourself getting older and you realize how important these chances are.....This felt like our year..
>just got new phone
>everyone posts from their phones now so I figure I'll look at the app
>search for 4chan in app store and find 4chan drinking game
>its 9gag shit
>first review says its too racist
I lel'd
>ITS SERIOUSLY HAPPENING
>>67544619
>nine
>>67544593
was thinking about it but I saw jurassic park 3 was on IFC and couldn't decide then I decided I'd rather just watch on my laptop since I broke my remote and want to fall asleep. waching the shitty sequal to maze runner so its basically just background noise
thanks for reading my blog I'm lonely
>>67544657
Kek yes yes please keep jinxing yourself.
>finnish goaltending
>>67544680
LMFAO
>>67544667
or nightmare on elm street marathon on syfy
>>67544680
The madman
>BinGT
>Nyström 1GP, 0P, 2PIM, +/-0
>Arvidsson 13GP, 1+1, 6PIm, -6
>Forsberg 13GP, 2+2, 2PIM, -10
>Järnkrök 13GP, 1A, 4PIM, -5
>Ekholm 13GP, 3+4, 2PIM, 2
Friendly reminder that the Swedish Nashville players played a total of 53 games, scored 7 times and had 8 assists and one of them went positive, combining for a -19.
Thoughts Nashville?
>swedish forwards
>>67544700
>Swedish forwards
>Finnish goaltending
The Perds never even had a chance, did they?
>Bruins
>give up 3-0 series lead to get bounced from the playoffs
>come back to win the Stanley Cup next time they're in the playoffs
>Shorks
>give up 3-0 series lead to get bounced from the playoffs
>next time they're in the playoffs, they reach the WCF
Is it happening lads?
>>67544576
im sure sulivan was in the bench these games
>>67544700
sweden is in a weird place right now. their forwards are rather painfully mediocre while their defense in an absolute golden age
>>67543548
Speaking of
>>67544700
>>67544718
>defense in an absolute golden age
lol nope
>>67544659
Not getting the meme.
>>67544687
but the maze runner sequal has CIA in it
>>67544580
Well memed Bob, I think that we can conclude that the only thing mongols cant conquer is the crease
>>67544590
They have an inferioty complex now that good swedish players are old and that nobody gives attention to their prospects, used to being that special attention kid fämäläm
>>67544710
Tbf Rinne is the reason they have been able to even reach the playoffs, look at his careerstats.
Lehtonen and Niemi are the epitome of >finnish goaltending
>>67544727
karlsson, OEL, stralman, hedman, brodin, hjalmarsson, larsson, klingberg, klefbom, lindholm, and older vets like edler, kronwall, enstrom, and oduya are decent too. there is no lidstrom but it literally is never gonna get better than this for the swedes on D
only 3 weeks of work to get these
should i?
>>67544760
They combine for a -161 though which is not the best thing for D.
>>67544786
are those pictures actually from the arena? there's no logos on the ice and the lower bowl is so shallow the seats are so far away
>>67544790
-/+ is a bit of a meme stat, especially when combining all of them in wildly different contexts. with pieces like that you could build a damn good defense. i don't even like the swedes, but it is clear they have a lot to work with on defense.
>>67544786
>not having connections to get free seats
step your game up m8
>two consecutive nights of >finnish goaltending
Best postseason ever
>>67544786
>not faking being in a wheelchair to get in for free
You receive this in the mail from >finnish goaltending
What do you do?
>>67544849
Rejoice about it since I'm canadian and I've yet to experience postseason success
>>67544849
>t. Pekka Rinne
>>67544828
More like
>Swedish forwards
>0(ZERO) Goals
>>67544849
>>67544896
He's a frog and a habsfan m8, been shitposting all season lmao, curly haired skinnyfat
Weber and Josi where playing everytime when Shorks scored and Nashville was outshot 17 to 3 in the first period.
Yikes.
>>67544790
>unironically using +/-
>>67544800
They aren't, Stubhub uses a generic CGI hockey rink to give you an approximate idea of what your view will be like.
>>67544896
>dfw even britfag is stylin' on you
>>67544976
They choked real hard
>>67544896
Not falling for this bait. I can post this season's tally for goals made by Swedes in the playoffs
>>67545001
>Huutis_starttaa.jpg
aika nolo proxyäijä :D
I HATE EUROPEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67545027
t. jamal washington
lol i just banged on my neighbors shed with my stick and woke their dog up
fuck them
>>67544680
>>67545048
10/10
>>67544905
Quite the imagination there Kari
>>67545057
we all know you are canadian
>>67544988
>it doesn't matter if a defender is getting scored at
Wew lad
>>67545062
No fucking shit
>tfw Shorks have Shorked so much in the past playoffs that I'm still not hype
>>67545057
m8, there's been only one shitposter with a british flag who got his dick wet for some habsfinnish bust, is a frog and shares an appartment with 3 other fratboys according to his camera feed
>>67545110
There's at least 3 posters with a British flag.
Only correct statement here is that I know how great Artturi will be.
>>67545110
link link link
>>67544248
It's his czech cousin Škanky
>>67545071
How do you think alzheimer-ridden Beliveau felt when the only thing he remembered was habs and that e would never live to see then houst the cup? You think he personally unplugged himself?
>>67543670
Picked 3/4 of the conference finalists right. I only whiffed on the Islanders
>>67543670
reddithawks fucked my shit up
>Have to wait for an entire offseason to pass before I get to see the future GOAT blueline core again
Absolute suffering
>>67544849
What does this say
>>67545445
"You fell for the meme. Better luck next year!"
>the only way these playoffs could have been more meme was if the panthers were in the 2nd round
It's been a great ride.
>>67545445
Congratulations for the new house,
With regards, Pekka
>>67545488
Thank you Finland
>>67545271
I don't understand. Believeau himself hoisted the cup and witnessed Habs teams hoist it after he played as well.
>>67545498
Eipä kestä, Jim
>>67544325
>shoots an easily savable shot in Game 7
>5-0
>finnish goaltenders
Franchise Tier
>Price
>Lundqvist
Great Tier
>Rask
>Bishop
>Rinne
>Holtby
>Fleury
>Schneider
Good Tier
>Crawford
>Quick
>Bobrovsky
>Luongo
Average Tier
>Gibson
>Allen
>Varlamov
>Elliott
>Andersen
>Mrazek
Shit Tier
>Mason
>Hutchinson
>Hellebuyck
>Greiss
>Neuvirth
>Halak
>Howard
>Niemi
>Raanta
>Talbot
>Jones
>Miller
>Reimer
>Bernier
>Talbot
>Lack
>Lehner
>>67545669
>2 games
>3 goalies
>10 goals
>finnish goaltending
What a time to meme alive
not even gonna give your shitty list a (You)
>>67544476
Defense was awful, several horrible defensive zone turnovers. It caused him to have an autismal rage attack. Someone probably has the webm of it.
>>67545679
finnish goaltending:
>5
>3
>2
an empty net:
>1
>finnish tavoitetaipumus
>>67545675
Your tier is completely fucked.
There's literally so much wrong with it I don't know where to start.
>>67545675
Dumb fucking toadposter
>BinGT
>>67545675
With the exception of Bernier, Hiller, and Dallas' Finnish memetenders, pretty much every starter in this league is at least average-tier.
>>67545852
>the worst ones are average
Now it's making sense why you had to flee North America to go get an education
>>67545675
Lundvist and Crawford should go down one tier and Elliot up one tier imo.
>>67545881
>what are backup goaltenders
That guy didn't even list most of the worst goaltenders in the league
>>67545905
I guess you don't know how lists work then? It was ranking the people that are on the list.
Now it's making sense why you had to flee North America to go get an education
>>67545881
You mean he had to flee for a proper, non-100k costing education on social studies, english or women studies?
I think he won tbg
>>67545921
Doesn't change the fact that he listed backup goaltenders alongside starting goaltenders and that there's a big difference in talent amongst those 'shit-tier' goalies.
I don't get it, isn't Finnish goaltending traditionally top of the class?
Don't actively follow hockey btw.
>>67546063
At least one Bin still Binposting. The rest are resorting to flaming student debt, etc. You're way above that, tbqhf. Get yourself together and follow this guy's lead.
>BinGT
>>67546063
Rinne and Rask are pretty good but rest of them are more uncertain than the amount of no-go zones in Sweden. There are potentially good, young finnish goalies but they play in shit-tier teams
>>67543555
>Donskoi is essentially russian
His grandfathers father or something like that was russian. All other members of his family are finns.
>>67546394
Dont fall the bait m8, swedes wouldn't have any hockey players if their pussy grandpas had ever fought in their lives
>>67544575
Not really, both are too accustomed to it to phase the fans at this point
>all these meme games today
WHERE THE MEMES AT
>>67547074
memes are omnipotent
>>67547074
to the person doing these pulju edits, keep em coming i love them
why the fuck are fins so ugly?
>pulju: absolute mong face
>laine: JUST-tier hairline at his age, looks like a fucking witch
>rask: fetal alcohol syndrome
they're probably good lads but holy fuck
>>67547346
>finns
>ugly
pick one
>wake up at 4:30
>the shorks didn't shork last night
I am a #sharksmissle now
>read hfboards GDT
>every nashville and sjs fan saying that Rinne was only reason the series was tied and only pred who was good in this game
>come to /hoc
>finnish goaltending
lel
>>67547346
your insecurity is showing m8.
>pred thinking they can beat based DONSKOI!
hahahahaaha nice try. Unlike your swedish forwards Donskoi is actually good.
Hey guys, recent events aside what has been the greatest meme of the season so far?
Why is American goaltending so superior?
>just watching the game
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING CANADA EXPLAIN THIS SHITTY SHEA WEBER HOLY FUCK HE SUCKS WHAT THE FUCK????
>canadian defense
>swedish forwards
>>67547750
We all agree that his defense collapsed in front of him. I think that's the worst game I have ever seen from Weber.
Considering the bolts are getting swept, is tonight the last night we will see all the uppity new tampa fans and their shitty, cringeworthy forced memes? Not even a pens fan, but im honestly rooting for them.
btw im a gril :3
>Finnish goaltending costs teams a series in hilarious blowouts on back to back nights
When will teams refuse to play finns on their team, they are natural born losers
>PREDOPHILES
>>67547867
>be Finn
>be goaler
>get absolutely blown the ever loving fuck out
